www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2015 When will you realise the truth, Vincent? Nine pies and a meatball hero in one hour. That's a record. It wasn't nine pies. It was eight. You left two slices of mushroom on the last tray. Violet? You guys, it was six pies. They had to pump your stomach. It was over three years ago. When will you talk about something else? When someone comes through that door and breaks the record we'll stop talking about the subject. Enjoy your pie. It's the last one I'll serve. Forgetting something? I'm not doing it. It's a tradition. Sign the card. I got it, folks. I got the first autograph. (CHEERING) Yay, Violet. It's on the way to the wall. That's 20 years of girls leaving town. That wall is jinxed. I won't sit near that wall. Let's hope you have better luck than they did. Ladies... and gentlemen. As you all know, my best friend, Violet Sanford, has decided... has decided to leave South Amboy tomorrow and travel the 42 miles to New York City. So... OK, bring her up here, girls. Come on, Violet. Come on, Vi. (CHEERING) Come on, everyone. Hey, Violet, come on. Come up here. Come on, honey. Now, I think it's only fair that tonight on her last night here with us in Jersey she grace us with a little tune. No way! Yeah! ALL: # At first I was afraid. I was petrified. # Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. # But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. # And I grew strong. And I learned how to get along. # Oh, no, not I. I will survive. # Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive. # I got all my life to live. I got all my love to give. # I will survive. I will survive. # (WHISTLES) Look at this. Four people killed last night in New York. No reason at all. Police have no leads. (TUTS) Tragic. Dad, what are you doing? Four out of 7 million ain't so bad. It should read 'Millions survive night in New York.' I get the point. Here's your eggs. They're egg whites and I'd rather eat the carton. They're egg whites and I'd rather eat the carton. You're staying on this diet. I bought you some Lean Cuisine meals and put them in the freezer. My mouth is watering. Your vitamins are on the counter. I don't take vitamins. You do now. Just take them. I put fresh batteries in the remote and set the VC... Excuse me. Am I missing something? I'm the parent. You're the child running away. I should be telling you how to live. Fine. How should I live? Simple. Don't go. I got that Irish Spring you like. Oh, and whatever you do... BOTH: ...don't do the laundry. I'll do it when I come home every Sunday. Interesting. They say the handrails on the subway could one day lead to an outbreak of plague. Dad,... Look. You said I could be whatever I wanna be. I never said 'songwriter in New York City'. You said 'anything'. And I believed you so... (SIGHS) I'm not leaving this house without your support. (HORN SOUNDS) That's Gloria. What's it gonna be? (SIGHS) I saw how hard it was for your mom when she didn't make it, but if she was here, she'd tell me to shut up, wish you luck and give you a big hug. I won't give you a hug or wish you luck, but I will shut up, sit here and pretend to be mad. OK? This is the last of it. Are you OK with that? Yeah, I got it. OK. Wait. All right. That's everything. Let's hit it. Good luck! There, I said it. Love you. I put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure just start spraying. You know, you're not alone, Mr Sanford. Me and you should have dinner some time. I'm locking the doors. # At first I was afraid. I was petrified. # Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. # Oh, no, not I. # I will survive. # As long as I have love to give I know I'll be alive. # I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give. # I will survive. # I will survive. # This is it. What do you think? I thought you'd need this. What are you doing? It's some emergency cash I saved. From the looks of this place I'd say this is our emergency. Well, I'm not taking it. (SIGHS) Fine, then. I'm freezing your assets. So, thanks for everything. I'll call you. What is this? It's just that all our lives we always had one thing in common. What are you talking about? It's like... we said we wouldn't lose our virginity until we got married and that didn't happen. And then we said we'd go to college or junior college or dental hygienist school and that didn't happen. We've never followed through on a single thing. I think that's what makes us so special. And this is why you're crying? Well,... a long time ago you told me that you were gonna move to New York. Everyone thought you'd stay in Jersey and marry like me and Danny are gonna, you know, and look at you. No matter what,... you really did it, right, and I'm so proud of you. (SIGHS) (HAMMERING / SHOUTING) Shut up, there! You be quiet! Shut up, there! # I don't like to be alone in the night. # And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right. # And I don't like to have the rain on my shoes. # Hi. I'm Violet Sanford. I just moved here. I wondered if you'd give my tape to one of your artists. How cute. Let me tell you about me. I'm Wendy. I moved here aged 21 to be a dancer but I broke my big toe, then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps so for 16 years I raised my daughter alone then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any person on this planet. Now, tell me how I can help you, please, because I am dying to make your dreams come true. You only take tapes from agents and to have one you must be published? If we took it it'd give you grounds for a copyright or plagiarism lawsuit. It's just a tape. All I want is someone to sing my songs. Welcome to the music business. (PHONE RINGS) ID, please. Sure. # Maybe you'll find out # the way to make it back someday... What can I get you? I'm a songwriter. Is there someone here I could talk to? I been a struggling sax player for 12 years. What can I get you? Pepsi and crackers. Hey, how you doing? # I hope there's someone out there... Excuse me. Who's that guy? That would be Mr O'Donnell. Mr O'Donnell. He's the manager or something? Yeah. He's the music manager. He's in charge of finding bands and... booking new talent. # Run away with my heart. # Run away with my home. Where were you, O'Donnell? I got 15 orders and nobody to run the grill. 15 orders? Is that all? Give me 10 minutes. I'll catch us up. Go on. Lie down. Relax. You look tired. We can talk about my raise later. You think this is Australia? There's no raise. I'm about to fire you. (EXCITED CONVERSATION) Excuse me. Mr O'Donnell? My name is Violet Sanford. I'm a songwriter. I wanted to give this to you. Not the most professional way to submit a tape but it's pretty new to me. It's pretty new to me, too. It's pretty new to me, too. As a club manager you must know every band on the east coast. The manager. Of this club. Um,... you guys go ahead. I'll catch up. Sure thing,... Mr O'Donnell. I don't usually do this, Violet, um, but I... I have a feeling about you so I'm gonna take your tape and I'm gonna see what I can do. Thank you. I can't believe how easy this was. Neither can I. Uh, you wanna go for, uh, some coffee or something? O'Donnell, who do I look like? Your goddamn maid? That's Mr O'Donnell, but I'll let it slide this time. Take your stuff home and wash it. You got cow grease caked on. Walt, I've warned you about your attitude. You're fired. Don't push me. I can find 100 other punks like you who can burn a turkey burger. Minimum-wage punk. Maybe we should start over. Uh, I'm Kevin O'Donnell and I work the grill here are the Fiji Mermaid Club. I just made a complete fool of myself. I was gonna tell you. I'm almost sure I would have told you. I want you to know I'm not following you home. I'm just walking myself 26 blocks in the wrong direction. I said, leave me alone. Did I say how sorry I am? Not that it's all my fault. You threw yourself at me. I was pretending to be sweet and innocent to get a break. Can I ask a question? What? Why did we just walk in a circle? Are you lost? No. Somebody moved my street. You wanna play a game? I bet I can guess where you're from. I'm about to get out my pepper spray. I think you're from a city and there's no sign from here of a belly button ring or a tongue piercing. I gotta go with Chicago. OK. I'm gonna say good night and I'm hoping you're gonna say it back. OK. I can take a hint. I do know a lot of people in the music business. You just don't give up, do you? It was the sweet and innocent thing. It did me in. Night, Kevin. Just for the record, I was only staring at your arse for the first 15 minutes. William Morris. I just wanna leave this... I'll transfer. William Morris. Please hold. It's a demo. I'm a songwriter. William Morris. I'll be right with you. I just wanna leave this for Whitney or Mariah. I'm sure you're friends. I'm sure it sounds great in your shower but karaoke is over. So if you'd like to get your songs heard take them to an open mic night like everyone else. (PHONE RINGS) William Morris. I'll transfer. You're not getting validated. # Caught in a mirror. # Looking through sympathetic eyes... Can I help you? Can I help you? Um, yeah. Hi. I'm sure all your spaces are filled for tonight. I just wanted to check out this whole open-mic thing. I can squeeze you in in 10 minutes. Two regulars called in sick so I have spaces. Sign here. Get ready. The bathroom's around the corner if you wanna throw up. Next up we have a young lady named Violet Sanford. So let's put our hands together for her, New Jersey's Violet Sanford. Yeah! Whoo! Go, Violet! Whoops! (LAUGHS) I'm a little nervous. Yeah, so are we, honey. Don't tease me, honey! Sing! Come on, give her a break. I'm sorry. Hello? (SOBS) You gotta cheer up. You look like somebody ran over your dog. Hey, um,... how much is a slice of pie? Oh, uh,... we happen to have the best French apple in town, and, uh, it's on the house. (LAUGHTER) Shut up! You just have to pay attention, OK? Yeah. 20 says it's Pretty Woman. I will raise you 10, because it is Home Alone. Aren't you clever? Read the signs. I call with Saving Private Ryan. What? Let's flip this over and Miss Jennifer from Austin says her favourite movie is... No way. There's no way! You already saw this one! You are such a cheater. Hello? A naked girl in army boots? Easy play to call. Thank you. Those boots are kinda cute. I'll have to get me some of those. Whoa, Romero! You gotta turn that up, baby. That is a jam! Turn it up! There you go. Oh no. Girl, what are you doing? Remember this? Remember this? Go, girl! Go, girl! Watch me belly dance. Here we go. (WHOOPING) Do you know those girls? Oh, yeah. They're here every morning around this time, winding down. Wait. You have to in their line of work. Are they hookers? No! Ow! Whoo! (WHOOPING) Coyotes. # I've got the power. (LAUGHTER) All right. Oh! Urgh! You guys wanna see what Al gave me for my birthday? This. You let him brand you? Isn't it cute? She let him brand her. Check it out. We each made 300 bucks tonight. Sure you wanna be going off to law school? Hm? Let's make a toast. To Zoe. Last week as a Coyote. Oh... She's gonna be impossible to replace. I just wanna tell you both that I will never, ever forget you. 1 (POP MUSIC) Who's up there? I'm looking for the owner. Come on down. Bring that case with you. Why are you here? Where do you want me to put this? Depends. What do you want? Well, I heard you might need a new, um... That there might be a job opening. Put it right there. Let me take a look at you. Oh, let me guess. Piedmont, North Dakota. South Amboy, New Jersey. Same thing. Do you do any drugs? Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now. Let me see your arms. Are you kidding? Do I look like I'm kidding? Where did you get that scar? Pizza oven. It's a burn from pulling slices for four years. That could be the saddest thing I've ever heard. What's next? You want a urine sample? I'd prefer blood. Are you really the owner? I've had a rough couple of days. The last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wasting my time. You start Friday night. Be there at 11 till we get busy. You're giving me a job? I'm giving you an audition. Don't be late, Jersey girl. I don't mean to press my luck. but would you tell me why you're hiring me? Because the average male walks around with a toddler inside his pants, a 2 year old right there inside his dockers. Men have children in their pants? That's why you're hiring me? You look like a kindergarten teacher. The kids'll love it. Sorry I asked. ID, please. I'm supposed to start work here tonight. Go ahead. You picked a good night to start. It's a little slow right now but it should pick up. OK. # Love is like a bomb, baby C'mon, get it on # Livin' like a lover... Argh! # Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp # Demolition woman, can I be your man... There's a torch at the bar! Make some noise! # Little Miss Innocent, sugar me, yeah... (WHOOPS) # Yeah... Yeah! # Take a bottle # Shake it up # Break the bubble # Break it up # Pour some sugar on me # Oh, in the name of love # Pour some sugar on me # C'mon fire me up # Pour some sugar on me... I'm sorry. Sorry. I don't think so. Just in time. Where you going? Er, I was looking for you. Good. Let's go. # Listen! Red light, yellow light, green-a-light, go # Crazy little woman in a one-man show # Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love... I really love your top. Thanks. I got it on sale down at... # Loosen up # You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more # Easy operator... OK. Hair. Let's see your moves. # Little Miss Innocent, sugar me, yeah... That's Rachel. You can learn a lot from her. She just cut some guy's ponytail off. The court ordered her to take anger management classes after she pummelled a customer for grabbing her ass. He pressed charges. I gave her a raise. Cheers. # Pour some sugar on me # Oh, in the name of love There is only two rules, OK? What do you want? Two beers. Don't date the customers. OK. Second, don't ever bring your boyfriends into my bar. You are to appear available but never be available. Break my rules, I fire you on the spot. Fine, I understand. (BELL SOUNDS) Hey! Hey, everybody! Shut up! I'd like you to meet my new girl whose name is... Violet. Jersey. Jersey is an ex-kindergarten teacher and a former nun who just escaped from the convent and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City. # I want to get away Would anyone like to buy her a drink? # Yeah, yeah, yeah Come on, move! I'm working here! Sorry. Four margaritas with salt. All right. We got tequila, no mix, no salt, no blender. OK, how about a Black Russian? Got vodka, no Kahlua. White wine. Never carry the stuff. So, basically, you have... Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jose. All my favourite men. You can have it any way you like as long as it's in a shot glass. OK, I'll take a beer. $4. I'm Cammie, the Russian tease. Violet, the Jersey nun. That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. We all play our little parts only Rachel really is a bitch and I really am a tease. You can only be a tease if you stop sleeping around. I keep forgetting. I'll have a tequila and don't forget one for your pretty self. Thanks, but ever since I got really drunk on tequila I never drink it. Hey, Lil, your new girl's refusing your good booze. No, I was suggesting this gentleman buy me a double. That's more like it. Whoo-hoo! Eight shots, four Canadian, four south of the border, a six pack of MGB and a double-blended bag. Eight shots of what? I got it. 46 even, honey. Hey, Lil! Yo! Your Jersey girl can't quite keep up! Hey, gimme a scotch and water. OK, you got it. Lil, do we serve water with our whisky? Only water I serve has barley and hops in it. Hey, everybody! Do we serve water here? ALL CHANT: Hell, no! H2O! Hell, no! H2O! # 'Devil Went Down To Georgia' ` Charlie Daniels Band Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Sink-or-swim time, Jersey. Get up there! # The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun... Lil, I can't do that dance. Whoo! # Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no. OK. Here's some cash. You did OK for a nun. You're firing me? I told you this was an audition. Thanks for coming in. Now get outta here! # Johnny said, 'Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again. # 'Cos I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been.' # He played fire on the mountain, run, boys, run. # Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun... Hey! Hey! Hey, guys! Back off! Back off! You got two choices. You can fight, get a bloody nose and make complete fools of yourselves or you could take this 10 bucks I got right here and buy these two pretty ladies a round. What do you say? To the bar! Wait. I'm dying to know where that came from. Try serving beer and pizza when the Giants play the Cowboys in November. I'm giving you another audition. There's a store at the corner of 6th and Hill. Be there at noon. I'm sending my fashion coordinator to take you shopping. Go home before I change my mind. Hey, Jersey! I'd be shocked if you survive another night. # Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no... Here we go! And left! And right! Oh, yeah! So, um, tell me more about this bar. What kind of place is it? It's... I don't know. It's just a bar, Dad. It's no big deal. What are you eating? What are you eating? One of those Lean Cuisine meals. Rice and vegetables. It's delicious. Oh, see? They're good, right? Mmm. Yum. So, yeah, what's going on with your song writing? Song writing. Oh, he still has my tape. (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) I want my tape. I had a feeling you'd be back to see me. No dates in the kitchen, O'Donnell. I'm not staying. I... I just want my tape, please. Thanks. Bye. Did you really write all those songs? You listened to my tape? No, of course not. That would be invasion of privacy. # Baby, you're the right kind of wrong... Laugh it up cos nothing you can say will bother me. I'm just trying to tell you I like your music. Do you always take compliments so well? I gotta go. I gotta go. Wait! Uh,... I wanna see you again. Where are you working? I'm a Coyote. Ooh! Good, and what the hell is that? If you wanna see me again you'll figure it out. Is that good? Uh-huh. 1 Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. And then we made up. Twice. You're the fashion coordinator? Lil told me to get you something that would make the kiddies drool. Trust me, Violet. I have a serious shopping problem. It has a zippered crotch. Yeah. Who would wear that in public? Actually, I have it in blue. # Oh! # You burden me with your problems by telling me more about mine. I'm always so concerned # With the way you say you've always got to stop to think of us being one is more than I ever know. # The things you say. # You're unbelievable. Oh!... Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. # Seemingly lastless, don't mean you can ask us. Pushing down the relative Bringing out your higher self. # And everything you anger to brace yourself with the grace of ease. I know this world ain't what it seems # It's unbelievable. You burden me with your questions, you'd have me tell no lies, # The things you say. # You're unbelievable. Oh! # You're unbelievable # Come on! Hey! Knock it off! Lil! The ice! How do you like that, huh? I don't know how you do it. I can't have another drink. Next time a guy buys you a shot chase it with a beer. I don't get it. I spit the shot back into the beer bottle. They'll never know. You try it. Hey, just keep an eye on your spittoon bottle. Once Rachel served hers to Lou by accident. Huge drama. Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you. Oh, Violet, I'm not a lesbian. I've played in the minors but never went pro. That's not what I meant. What are you doing? Lil's staring straight at you. Look busy. Er, hi! You look like you could use a shot. No, I'm waiting on Lil. If you wanna sit here you gotta order a drink. Give me a glass of water. OK. He just ordered water? Yeah. You know what to do. Testing. Hey, everybody, this guy just ordered water! Do we serve water in our bar? (ALL CHANT) Hell, no! H2O! Hell, no! H2O! Jersey, no! It's OK, Lil! Nobody orders water in your bar! He can order whatever he wants. He's the fire marshal. Hey, Mike, I'm so sorry. She's new. I'm OK. Let's step outside. Nice knowing you, Jersey. Come on, you guys! Let me hear ya! You OK? Who am I kidding? I can't do this. Of course you can. Cheer up. There's a really cute guy at the bar asking for you. Somebody's asking for me? He says his name is Mr O'Donnell. He's hot! You all right? The fire marshal threatened to shut me down. He fined me $250. I'm really sorry. You figure out a way to make me 250 tonight, I'll let you come back tomorrow. Great. So much for sweet and innocent. So, you found me. Some colleagues told me where I could look for Coyotes. Tonight's my last night. I think I'm gonna get fired. Why? I have to make $250 in two hours. It's completely impossible. Here's $9 to get you started. I like to help a friend in need. # I'm not the reason that you go astray... Why are you looking at me like that? Kevin, I don't want your money. # Follow me and everything is all right... All right, erm, listen up, ladies. The bidding will start at $25. For one night only you get this pure-bred housebroken fully-trained young stud. No way. That's pretty cheap. Violet, what are you doing? You said you wanted to help so... Turn around, sir. Let 'em look. Why are you doing this to me? It's payback time, Mr O'Donnell. Now, turn around! No. God, no. Don't. Don't do this. Come on! Show 'em what you got! # 'Need You Tonight' ` INXS # Come on, ladies. What'll you give me? I got 20 bucks. Whoo-hoo! I got $25 right here. Make it 35! # All we got is this moment... $35! # 21st century's yesterday... $40! What are you doing? Come on, girls! 50! 50! Whoo! $61! I got 70! Come on, girls. $75! # So slide over here... Come on, girls, do I hear 85? 90! $95 $100! # I've got to let you know # You're one of my kind... That's it. You wanna come home with Mama? Nice! Oh, yeah! That's my boy. Whoo! Oh, yeah! Shake it! Shake it! $140 right here! # That makes me sweat... Girls, come on. 150, and you'll see the butt. Come on, girls. You can do better than this. 175! $200! # I've got to let you know... You got 215 right here! $250! Sold for $250! Come on up, Patti, he's yours. (WHOOPS) Damn you! The blonde would have gone 275. Oh! You're gonna owe me big time for this one. That's 250 even. Mm! Mm! (GIGGLES) When will you realise the truth, Vincent? Nine pies and a meatball hero in one hour. That's a record. # I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya meet ya meet ya meet ya # One day, maybe next week # I'm gonna meet ya I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya Time to close up, girls. Can I ask you something? What? What does Coyote Ugly mean? Ever wake up sober after a one-night stand and the person you're next to is lying on your arm and so ugly you'd rather chew off your arm than wake them? That's coyote ugly. Why would you name your bar after that? Well, because Cheers was taken. Come on. The cabs are out front. You're rich, Jersey. Yeah. Good night. The woman who purchased me is named Sandy Rosenfeld, a divorcee with three grown kids a passion for long walks, hunting dogs and Italian opera. Her ex-husband is a CPA, her favourite artist is Van Gogh and her New Year's resolution is to lose 15lbs and to see Barbara in concert. OK, I owe you. (LAUGHS) What do you want? It's 3.30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. Breakfast. I go to breakfast with you, and we're even? Not even close, because I danced on a bar, I took off my shirt and unzipped my pants. OK, let's make a deal. Breakfast and lunch. Breakfast, lunch and two dinners. That's four dates. Which would make it the second-longest relationship I've ever had. Get in the car. I hate to spoil your evening, but it looks like we're not gonna go anywhere. Oh my God. It's hard to find parking in New York. Ever eaten Turkish? This is the place. Hey, how you doing? Hi, Kevin. How are you? Four of the regular? Sure. Hey. Hey, how you doing, man? How are you? Good. Here it is, man. Flown in from Miami. Check out the merchandise. No, I trust you. All right. All right. Look, uh,... I don't know what you're into but... The Amazing Spiderman number 129, mint condition. Worth $1000. A comic book. This is the first appearance of the Punisher. This is the Holy Grail of comic books. You collect comic books. That's so cute. It's not cute. It's very rugged and manly. It's just a bit geeky. Huh? I think it's sweet. Do you always eat breakfast on the hood of your car? What can I say? I'm a romantic. You think this is romantic? You may not feel it now but I think one day you'll be on stage singing about tonight. Mm. When We Were Downwind From A Trash Barge. Yeah. Catchy title. Hum a few bars. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a songwriter not a singer. When I get on stage I freeze. What if the free world's fate rested on your voice? OK, if the fate of the free world rested on me singing, maybe. All I ever wanted is to sit in the dark and hear someone great singing my songs. I wanna write the music. I remember the first time my mother played me Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkel. I remember exactly what she was wearing, exactly how her hair smelled, and exactly how I felt. And ever time I hear that song I remember exactly what she was wearing, and exactly how her hair smelled and exactly how I felt. Cos the great songs last forever. So, what's the problem? They say the only way to get my songs heard is to go out and sing them myself. So we have to try and fix this problem straight away. How do you propose? Well, is there any place you feel comfortable singing? The shower. We'll start there. I don't care how many hours we have to spend in it. Let's get to it. OK. Before we hit the showers maybe you could tell me something about yourself. What do you want to know? What part of Australia are you from? All over. We moved around a lot. Your family doesn't live here? You always ask this many questions? You always dodge this many? Where'd you get the moves you pulled on the bar? If I told you I'd have to kill you. Oh! (LAUGHS) That's original. Oh! The sun's coming up. We're gonna be late. Late? Late for what? This is incredible! Look at that fish! Put this on. You'll need it. Why? What are you talking about? You're gonna help me unload the next bin. You're joking. It's not that bad. I do it all the time. How many jobs do you have? Tuesday through Saturday I'm at the club, Sunday and Monday I park cars at the Plaza. I've been a telemarketer. Would you like to switch to AT&T? And for six terrifying hours I delivered phone books in Queens. Don't forget your work in fish. It's an expensive city, and they pay cash. I don't care. I'm not sticking my hands in that fishy bin. We'll split the money. 100 bucks a piece. 100 bucks? Wait! Wait! Why didn't you say so? Thanks, Dan. Wait. You're not ready. 50 bucks. 25. OK. 10. Ready? Uh-huh. Ooh! That's disgusting! Hey, you'll hurt their feelings. OK, just on top of the other fish. Yeah. So,... I know I just met you a few days ago but there's something I have to tell you. You smell really bad. Well, so do you. I mean, I was gonna kiss you goodbye but, erm, I thought I might gag. You're a real charmer. OK. Good night. Good morning. (CAT MIAOWS) Don't look at me like that. Spend it. What are you doing here? I changed my mind about this kiss. I think we should give it a shot. Well,... have a nice day. Have a nice day? Yeah. I panicked. I didn't know what else to say. Have a nice day! VOICEOVER: You brush your teeth twice a day, right? Mm-hm. But 80% of bacteria aren't even on teeth. (RECORD SCRATCHES) 80%?! Colgate Total fights bacteria on teeth, tongue, cheeks and gums, protecting 100% of your mouth's surfaces. Colgate Total - for whole mouth health. 1 All right. Back of the line over here. # I said hallelujah to the 16 loyal fans. # You'll get down on your motherfuckin' knees and it's time for your sickness again. # Come on and tell me what you need now. Tell me what is making you bleed. # We got two more minutes and we gonna cut to what you need. # So, one of six, so tell me # one, do you want to live? # And one of seven tell me # is it time for your motherfuckin' ass to give... Hey, baby. Make a hole. Make a hole. Nobody else gets in. Shit. The cops are here. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do. You're 50 people over max. If you try to shut us down they'll tear the place apart. Come outside and talk. Hey! Hey! This is not a gas pump, son. Wait your turn! No pictures! I'm a reporter from The Voice. What are you doing? Hey! Put me down! Hey! Help! Let her go! Rachel! Help! Boys, come on! Break it up! Lou! Where's Rachel and Cammie? I don't know! No! # Tell me, is it time to get down...? Let's go! Jersey! They're tearing this place apart! Cammie! Rachel! Rachel! # One way or another I'm gonna find ya # I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya... Let me go! # One way or another I'm gonna meet ya # I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya # One way or another I'm gonna see ya # I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya # One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya # I'll meet ya # I will # Drive past your house # And if the lights are all down # I'll see who's around # One way or another # I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya # One way or another I'm gonna meet ya # I'm gonna get ya, I'll get ya # One way or another # I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya # One day, maybe next week # I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya... Great. Yeah. Last call, Lil. Start clearing them out. You got it. Let's go. # One way or another # I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna give you the slip, # a slip of the lip or another. # I'm gonna lose ya. I'm gonna trick ya... Whoo! Whoo! # One way or another I'm gonna lose ya. # I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya # (APPLAUSE / CHEERING / WHISTLING) Did you see their faces? I mean, wow! They all wanted you, honey. Even the girls. Not a dry seat in the house. That was, like, a one-time performance. Hm? That I have to repeat, like, every night. Yahoo! She sang along with a jukebox. Let's not start polishing a Grammy. Come on, Rach. She saved your butt. Admit it. No. She saved me from kicking the shit out of a couple of drunks. That's all. Ooh! Where you going? Where you going? I don't know. I gotta walk or celebrate or... Ugh! ...pass out or something. Hey, ladies and gents, how about a big round of applause for the singing coyote from Jersey? So I'm a coyote? Five nights a week. (TRAFFIC NOISE) Hey. What is it? What's wrong? Why would anything be wrong? You called me in the middle of the night and said there was an emergency. What was that for? I had a good night. I wanted a good-night kiss. Wait a second. Where are you going? Have a nice day, Mr O'Donnell. A nice day. # Right kind of wrong. # Right kind of wrong. # (RAP MUSIC PLAYS) # Loving you # isn't really something I should do. # I should try to be. # Isn't really something I should do. # Shouldn't wanna spend my time with you. # I should try to be strong. # But, baby, you're the right kind of wrong. # Baby, you're the right kind of wrong. # What's going on? Why do I need my guitar? You'll find out soon enough. This way. OK, now, there's a seat... (SNORTS / LAUGHS) (SNORTS / LAUGHS) ...just there. Uh-huh. OK? Take a look. Your fans wanna hear you sing. I told you. I... I can't sing my own songs. I never could. Well, that's too bad because they've requested to hear your songs. Be gentle on the keyboard. I borrowed it from the club. You did all this just to help me sing? I thought maybe we could cure that stage fright. Kevin, I wish you could. Come on, let me try. Tell me what it feels like. You really wanna know? Yeah. You asked for it. What are you doing? The only way I can show you... is to make you really... nervous. The first thing that happens is... my heart starts to race. Good. Racing heart. Yep. Got it. And then, my entire body starts shaking. Shaking body. I'm getting that. And... then everything gets a bit... cloudy. Clouds are definitely rolling in. Then I start... losing control. How long does this usually last? Oh, it's been known to last all night. That must be horrible. It's excruciating. Mm. (PLAYS EXPERIMENTAL SOUNDS) I think that audience got more than they paid for, really. What's LMS stand for? Lynn Marie Sanford. It was my Mom's guitar. She died five years ago. She moved to New York to be a singer when she was my age. she came pretty close to the big time. What happened? She hated the stage. She said it was the scariest place in the world. Sounds familiar. You really want me to sing? Just tell me what I have to do. (SIGHS) Disappear? All right. No problem. # I don't like to be alone in the night. # I don't like to # hear I'm wrong when I'm right. # And I don't like to # have the rain on my shoes, but I do love you. # But I do love you. # I don't like to # see the sky painted grey. # And I don't like when nothing's going my way. # And I don't like to be the one with the blues but I do... If you wanna be a serious songwriter you've gotta go with the Mac laptop. You can lay your tracks down on a blank CD and you're done. Do you have a payment plan? # The way you lay your head... Bring it home! Let's go! Go on! CROWD: Whoo! # Oh, I do love you. # And I don't like to # hear I'm wrong when I'm right. # And I don't like to... Whoo! # Have the rain on my shoes, but I do love # you. # Hey! Where you going? What are you? Brain damaged? The maniacs driving through here don't stop for nothing. Whose boat? I borrowed it. Yeah? Looks like a guy's car to me. How can you tell? I been staring at cars every day for the last 16 years. Who is he? A friend. I brought you a turkey sandwich. No mayo, extra sprouts. Thank you. Great. I'm starving. So, tell me about this bar. Is it a bunch of bankers having martinis after work? Gotta go. Look. Love you. I love you too. Be careful. Hey, do I come to your office and honk? Come on! 1 I got you a gig. There's this club where a lot of music people hang out called the Elbow Room. My friend's the manager. He owes me a favour. You're it. Next Thursday night. Are you forgetting the stage fright? Uh, what about the bar? Come on. All I do is sing along with the jukebox. See? You're making progress. A few more nights at my place and you'll be cured. I hate to burst your bubble, but I'll never be cured. It's genetic. Stage-fright DNA. Yes, I saw that on ER last week. Laugh all you want but Mom couldn't do it and neither can I. So was your mother afraid to try? Look, I just wanna be a songwriter. Why won't you give up on this? Because I've always given up on people. It's a nasty habit so you're gonna sing at the club or I'll` Or you'll what? I'll never kiss you again. That sounds like a threat, Mr O'Donnell. Well, let's just say... it's gonna be quite a long, cold winter. That's supposed to convince me? It's working, isn't it? Your knees are getting weak. I'll think about it. Try again. Er, I'll see if I can get off work. Getting warmer. All right, then. You win. I'll do it. I love winning. # Pour some sugar on me. # Pour some sugar on me... Hey, we have a special treat for you tonight, boys and girls. Look who dropped by for a visit. No! I'm a paying customer tonight. I have a class in the morning. Come on, Zoe! No! CHANTS: Zoe! Zoe! Time to get wet, girls! # Well, I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west. # Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts. # Find a nest in the hills. Chill like Flynn. Buy an old drop top. Find a spot to pimp. # And I'm a Kid Rock, and I'm the real McCoy. And I'm heading out west, sucker, because I wanna be a cowboy, baby # With the top let back and the sunshine shining. Cowboy, baby. # West coast chillin' with the Boone's wine. Excuse me. Does Violet Sanford work here? She's on the bar. She's on the what? The bar. What do you guys say? # Yeah, Kid Rock. You can call me Tex. # Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks. Seen a slimmy in a Vette. Rolled down my glass. # And said, 'Yeah, this ... fits right in your ... I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and... Dad! Wait! # Cowboy... Dad! It's not as bad as it looks! Dad! It's not as bad as it looks. I just sing here every night. The people come here to see me. Cowboy! Say something! The guys are putting your picture up in their booths. I gotta go. Get up early. Dad, it's just a bar! You can trust me. But you're my daughter. # I can smell a pig from a mile away. # Cowboy. With the top let back and the sunshine shining. # Cowboy. # Cowboy. # Hi. You've reached Bill Sanford. please leave a message when you hear the beep. (BEEPING) Dad, you can't avoid me for the rest of your life. I have to come over and do your laundry. We both know you're running out of clean shirts. I bet the one you're wearing stinks pretty bad. I'm not gonna apologise because that would mean I'm doing something wrong, and I'm not sure I am. I'm playing at a club tonight. A real club. Someone important could hear my song and next month somebody might be singing it on the radio, so wish me good luck. Good luck. Anyway, um, I'll call you and tell you how it goes. Take care of yourself, old man. Old man. I wanna see your bras! # Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night. # I had my hair piled high, and my baby just looked so right. # Well, pick you up at 10. Gotta have you home by 2... Argh! Argh! Come on! Yeah! Is this the greatest party we've ever been to or what? Lil, I can only stay two hours. What are you talking about? I gotta leave early tonight, remember? Maybe you didn't notice all the bodies you had to crawl over to get in tonight. Lil, I told you. I gotta leave by 10:30 no matter what. Here. I got it, I got it. 7. # I love you. # Yeah. Hit me... There you go. What are you doing? I gotta go. It's half past. Can you have Lou call me a cab? You're not going anywhere. The place is out of control. I told you I'm only working 2 hours. You wanna sing? Sing for them. These people dragged their asses out here to see us. This is New York and there's a line halfway around the block. That's something whether you believe it or not. And if I go? If you were going you would have left by now. # Last night a little angel... # # Tonight... Where are you? Lil won't let me go. Violet, just walk out. She doesn't own you. You can still make it here. Violet, just walk out. She doesn't own you. You can still make it here. Um,... I'm sorry. I'll call you tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow. Tomorrow? Violet! What's the story? She's not coming. What am I supposed to do? I got a spot to fill! What am I supposed to do? I got a spot to fill! I'm sorry. I made a mistake. This doesn't change anything with us, Kevin. A deal's a deal. Right? # All she wants to do is dance, dance, dance. # Wide-eyed pistol wavers who ain't afraid to die. # All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is dance. # And make romance. She can't feel the heat # Comin' off the street. She wants to party. # She wants to get down. # All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is dance. # And make romance... I'm the guy! Me! # All she wants to do is dance... Who said you could be up here? You're not supposed to be up here. All right, take it easy, Zack. Zack, take it easy. # Well, we barely made the airport... Oi! Oi! Hey! Knock it off! Kevin! Lou! Hey! Break it up! Kevin, that's enough! # All she wants to do is dance... Lou! # And make romance... Kevin! That's enough! Kevin, that's enough! Get off me! That's a regular. He was just having fun. Having fun with my girlfriend. Get him out of here! You gonna chill outside or I'm calling the cops. Move! Let me go! Get... Ugh! ..Outta here! Hey, everybody. Free drink on the house. I'm paying. Get up here. Kevin? Kevin, what is your problem? I'm sorry about tonight but there was no way Lil was gonna let me out. This is about you and this place, not Lil. It's my job. It's a sandbox for you to stick your head in. What does that mean? They don't come to watch you sing. They come to watch girls shaking it on a bar. You want me to sing for quarters in the park? You'd be singing your songs. I told you. I can't do that so stop pushing. I'm just asking you to try. But I guess that's asking a bit too much. Right, it's so easy to be you, isn't it? You've no dreams, no hopes, no chance of getting hurt. When was the last time you took a chance on something? Some of us don't have that luxury. And why is that? Oh, right. We don't talk about you, right? It's a big secret. Come on, Kevin. Let's play a game. I'm gonna guess why you left Australia. It doesn't matter. You were in jail? No, that's not it. you have a wife and 4 kids in Sydney. Come on. Am I getting warm? Come on. I don't have a lot of time. Why did you run away from home? I didn't have a home. Is that what you wanted to hear? I don't have a family. I mean, that's the big secret. Are you happy? Huh? Are you gonna feel sorry for me now? Are you gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every two years? I had a bad childhood. Big deal. I don't need your sympathy cos I'm here living on my 2 feet like I wanted to. That was my dream. And at least I did it with a bit of dignity. And I didn't? That's it? Well, just unbutton the blouse a little, unzip the pants, show a bit of flesh. I think you can figure it out. Go on in. Your fans are waiting for you to crawl on the bar. I told you not to break the rules. What are you talking about? About you and your boyfriend making a scene and my friend with a broken nose. The rules were simple, Jersey. I've fired girls for a lot less. So I can't have a boyfriend now? What kind of stupid shit is that? This place is my home and I'm not willing to risk all I have on your personal life. It's business. It's not. I work my ass off for you and you're supposed to be my friend. I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss and you knew the rules. Will you stop with the rules? It's a bar, for Christ's sake. Then what are you so upset about? (SNIFFLES) # Please remember # how we laughed, how we cried, # how this was yours and mine. # And how a dream was out of reach. # I stood by you, you stood by me. # We took each day and made it shine. # We wrote our names across the sky. # We ran so fast, we ran so free. # I, I knew you had me. # Please remember # # I'm just a love machine... Oh my God. Give me a bite. I'm starving. Mm. Thank you. How does it feel to be Mrs Molinaro? You know, I think he was a perfect choice for my first marriage. Hey, Gloria. Aw! Thanks for inviting me. I gotta go to work. I'm on graveyard tonight. Thank you, Mr Sanford. Oh, well, it's not worth a hug, dear. It's only 50 bucks. Aw. Your old man's a 10, Vi. 11. Some days, a 12. It's a beautiful wedding. No, you can't go. I want a picture of you and Violet dancing together. Come on. # Wise men say... OK, come on. Smile. # Only fools rush in # But I can't... Are you really working or are you leaving because of me? You know I don't like to wear a tie. Ha ha. So, this is how it's gonna be? You're not gonna return my calls? If you needed money you should've come to me. I'd have found a way to take care of you. You can't even take care of yourself. I am doing just fine on my own, thank you very much. Oh, really. So how come you're not wearing any socks? # Love with you... I had a minor disagreement with the clothes dryer. Look, just face it, Dad. You need me and I moved out and that's what bothers you. # Some things are meant... No. No, what bothers me is for the first time in my life I was ashamed of you. I would have never thought that would ever be possible. # Life too... # For I can't... # (PHONE RINGS) Hey, it's me. Leave a message after the beep. (BEEPING) Violet, I've just finished work and in a few hours I'm going to unload 3 disgusting fish trucks. I thought maybe you'd like to come and help. OK. I'm coming. I'm coming. But you're not in or you're not picking up so I'll call back because I'm hoping one day you... ..will wanna talk. (DIALLING TONE) Kevin? Hello? (SIGHS) (PHONE RINGS) Kevin? Hello? It's me. I'm here. Is this Violet Sanford? Yes. I'm calling from River View Medical Centre. We have a patient here by the name of William James Sanford. Is that your father? Violet Sanford? Yeah? Your dad's in recovery. The car struck him on his right side. His right leg was broken and there is some arterial damage we had to repair but other than that it's just bumps and bruises. I'd say he's a pretty lucky guy. Violet? I told you, don't come down here. It's your wedding night. Are you kidding? That Danny's been in my family for 5 minutes. You've been in my family my whole life. (SOBS) (BEEPING) (GROANS) I'm sorry. I love you. So much. I never did thank you for that dance. That's OK. (BEEPING) It's all right. (GROANS) My tapes. (SIGHS) Come on. Just call him. Just pick up the phone and call him. (PHONE RINGS) Oh! Don't call him I told you this place is a palace. It's late. Are you sure you wanna do this now? Well, here's my door. There's no turning back now. Come on in. Oh, you were so right. This place is a palace. And I like it here. This was a great idea. I'm so glad I came. It wasn't nine pies. It was eight. You left two slices of mushroom on the last tray. Violet? 1 Nice strong pulse. Nice strong pulse. Mm. Don't look at me like that. I'm a sick man. You can eat what you want now, but when we go home it's egg whites and Lean Cuisines. I'll see you later, Bill. Later. What do you mean, 'until we go home?' I'm moving back. I'm moving back. (SIGHS) I couldn't do it. I couldn't sing my songs. I was afraid. I was afraid. (SIGHS) Do you know why Mommy quit? Yeah, she told me. Cos she couldn't do it. No, that's not it. She wasn't afraid, Vi. Your mother on stage, oh, she was amazing. Then why did she quit? Because of me. Right after you were born she told me she wanted to quit and I let her. See, I knew how good she was, but I never told her. I loved her... more than anything, and I just went on and pretended that there was no other choice. Dad, it's OK. It's not. I won't make the same mistake twice. You're not going back to work for Pete. I don't care what it takes or how many bars you have to stand on. You are not coming home. I'm not letting you back in the house. Forget it. Forget it. (SNIFFLES) Mm. (SNIFFLES) Are you wearing cologne? No. Oh. Well, it's just a splash of Old Spice. Where did you get Old Spice? That nice redheaded nurse gave it to me as a gift. And she asked me out for coffee. I'm scared. Are you gonna go on a date? God, a date. I'd better buy a pair of socks. (DRUM BEAT PLAYS) (HAMMERING) (GROANS) OK, come on in here. Watch out for the... (GROANS) OK. OK. OK. Argh! # Try to resist. Try to hide from my kiss. # Can't fight the moonlight. # Can't fight the moonlight. # Surrender your heart cos you know, # don't you know that you... # OK if I eat here at the bar? Do you have a reservation? Uh, yeah. It's under, um, Cast Iron Heartless Bitch. Could it be under Stubborn and Pig-Headed? Yes. That's the one. I'll have a double water on the rocks, please. How did you find me? How did you find me? Cammie. She told me about your pop. Sorry to hear about that. He's OK. He's OK. Good. So am I. Yeah, I can see that. What's good to eat here? Lily, you didn't come here to eat. What do you want? OK. I just wanted to let you know you can come back to the bar whenever you want. I appreciate the offer,... but I'm OK here. I figured that. You were never a lifer. I'm married to that bar. Hell, I, uh... I'd sleep there if I had the guts to walk around barefoot. But that's me, you know? I'm the original Coyote. Just a small-town gal trying to make it in the big bad city. Small-town gal? Piedmont, North Dakota. You ever tell anyone that, I'll kill ya. Take care, Jersey. (BEEPING) You have one new message. I have one message in eight hours. How pathetic am I? This is Linday Morgan from the Bowery Ballroom. We loved your CD and we want you to play in our songwriters' showcase next Sunday night. You're on at 10 so drop your music by the club and the house band can learn your song. If you have any questions give me a shout. See you Sunday. Here are the keys to the apartment. Thanks. I can't thank you enough for subleasing me this place. When's your boyfriend moving in? Tomorrow. It's historic, guys. This is the first night I've closed early in three years. Ta-da! Can you hang that outside? Lou, you got that number I asked you about? Yeah. So, why are you moving to Chicago? I'll figure that out when I get there. (PHONE RINGS) Hello? Do yourself a favour and look at page 137 of The Voice. I can't believe your name's in the paper. I'm getting this framed. Dad, if you're not ready in five minutes I'll leave without you. Keep your pants on, will you? I'm physically challenged. I've only got three rolls of film. I hope that's enough. I'm only singing one song. Right. I'll get another one. (LAUGHS) Hey, Bill! My kid's singing tonight at some club. She's a little nervous. Maybe you could give us a 1,2,3 for luck. You got it. All right, let's give it up for Bill Sanford's daughter. Line 'em up. One, two, three! (BELLS/HORNS SOUND) Oh, look, Vi. I can't do this. (HORNS SOUND/TYRES SQUEAL) Jesus! Did I mention I was recently in a horrific car accident? I can't do this. I gotta go back. Listen. Are you listening? Yes. You have nothing to be afraid of. You're already a star. What are you talking about? I'm a nobody. If you're such a nobody then why did I buy this off Pete for 20 bucks? Why do you have that? I saw it, decided I wanted the first autograph and figured it'd be an investment. I didn't spend three months in physical therapy just to take a ride to the state line. You got me? Yeah, I got you. So, what do you say, Vi? How about another U-ey? Can you guys pull another one, two, three? Let's do it again. This time I wanna feel chills! Here comes Bill again. He's back for seconds. Come on, let's give him all we got! (BELLS/HORNS SOUND) Whoo-hoo! Let's go! I only came to see her fall on her face. Take it easy, Rachel. It's supposed to be a fun night out. Excuse me? Hi, good evening, ladies. Can I help you? ALL: No. It's packed. The house band has been on for 15 minutes. If she's not here in 5 she's bunked. (TYRES SCREECH) Gee! Now that we're here I'm feeling a little nervous. Thank you, Mr Sanford. Oh, it's probably just the car sick. Forget I mentioned it. I'm fine. Have a great show. Vi, get your butt in there. Come on. We're right behind you. Break a leg, sweetie. Ladies and gentlemen, making her Bowery Ballroom debut, Miss Violet Sanford. I'm sorry. (MUFFLED SHOUTING) # Under a lover's sky, # I'm gonna be with you. # And no one's gonna be around. # If you think that you won't fall, # well, just wait until, # till the sun goes down. # Underneath the starlight, starlight. # There's a magical feeling so right. # It will take you in tonight. # You can try to resist... Whoo, Violet! # Try to hide from my kiss. But you know, but you know # that you can't fight the moonlight. # Deep in the dark you'll surrender your heart. # But you know, don't you know # that you can't fight the moonlight. No. # You can't fight it. # It's gonna get to your heart. # There's no escaping love # once a gentle breeze # weaves its spell upon your heart. # And no matter what you think, it won't be too long # till you're in my arms... Baby, shake it! Hey, pinhead! Let's not talk about` Baby, now shake it! Don't do it, Rach. He's a big guy and you're still on probation. Don't worry. Those classes are really paying off. # It will steal your heart tonight. You can try to resist. Try to hide from my kiss. # But you know, but you know that you # can't fight the moonlight. Deep in the dark, # you'll surrender your heart. # But you know, but you know that you # can't fight the moonlight # (HORN SOUNDS) OK, let's give a big Coyote welcome to LeAnn Rimes. # You can try to resist, # try to hide from my kiss. # But you know, don't you know that you can't... What do you do when you realise all your dreams have come true? Pay off old debts. # Don't you know that you can't... Volume 129 with the original appearance of the Punisher. The one I cost you. Thank you. Thank you. # It will steal your heart tonight. # You can try. # You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss. # But you know, don't you know... Lil, I don't think your new girl's gonna hack it. # Deep in the dark. # Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart. # But you know... # But you know... CROWD CHANTS: Jersey! Jersey! # But you know... CROWD CHANTS: Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! # You can try to resist my kiss. # But you know, don't you know. # Don't you know that you can't. # Can't fight the moonlight. # Can't fight the moonlight. No. # You can't fight it. # You can't fight it. # It's gonna get to your heart. # It's gonna get to your heart. # # 'Need You Tonight' - INXS # OK, in true coyote tradition I am gonna make every woman's night and auction off the most handsome little hottie in the place. You can't do this to me again. Here he is, girls. Come on, Dad. OK, the bidding will start at $25. # 21st century's yesterday... Nobody wants this. What have you got me into, Violet? $25! You said you wanted a more active social life. Come on, girls. There's a lot of miles left on these tyres. $50! Come on, Dad. Strut your stuff. 75! # Your moves are so raw # I've got to let you know # I've got to let you know... Rock on! Rock on! Come to me! Take some of it off! # Cos I'm not sleeping... OK, put some of it on! Yeah, baby! # There's something about you, girl... 90! 95! # How do you feel? # I'm lonely. # Can't think at all. What you gonna do...? A hundred! # So slide over here... $150! Sold! # Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know. # I've got to let you know... I'm a coyote! Your father hasn't had a problem with stage fright. # And give me a moment... Oww! Oww! So, tell me. What do you do when you realise all your dreams have come true? # Time. # Sometimes the time just slips away.