CAPTIONS BY SAM BRADFORD AND RICHARD EDMUNDS. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT TVNZ ACCESS SERVICES 2013 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. TONIGHT, THE PRIME MINISTER SAYS WELLINGTON'S DYING, BUT WE'D LIKE A SECOND OPINION. OUR REPORTER HEATHER LIVES IN WELLINGTON, BUT WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES? BUT PLENTY OF PEOPLE THINK THE CAPITAL JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, AND WE'VE GATHERED SOME OF THEM TO TELL US WHY. ALSO TONIGHT, MEET A MAN WITH ONE OF THE COOLEST INVENTIONS YOU'LL EVER SEE. HE LIKED MY FINGER, SO HE PUT A RING ON IT, BUT I PROMISE IT GETS BETTER THAN THAT. WE'RE MAKING SHAPES THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE. AND IF YOU THINK RUNNING A MARATHON SOUNDS TOO EASY, THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY GET ALONG WITH THIS WOMAN. I'M NOT ON DRUGS. HE SO ENJOYS HIS WEEK. IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT. WELCOME TO SEVEN SHARP. THOSE OF US WHO LIVE IN AUCKLAND ARE USED TO AUCKLAND-BASHING. THE REST OF THE COUNTRY HATES US, AND WE KNOW WE DESERVE IT. BUT IT'S NOT NORMAL FOR AN AUCKLANDER TO BASH ANOTHER CITY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S THE PM. YEAH, IT WAS A BIT OF SHOCK, AND BOY, THE WELLINGTONIANS GOT DEFENSIVE. SO TO FIND OUT IF IT'S FAIR, WE'RE GIVING THIS THE YEAH-NAH TREATMENT. # YOU SAY YES, I SAY NO. YOU SAY STOP, BUT I SAY GO, GO, GO... # JEHAN CASINADER WILL TELL US WHY WELLINGTON ISN'T DYING. FIRST, HEATHER DU PLESSIS-ALLAN WITH WHY THE CAPITAL'S ON ITS DEATHBED. YOU CAN'T BEAT WELLINGTON ON A GOOD DAY, LIKE TODAY. WHAT BETTER THAN TO TAKE YOUR LUNCH TO THE BEACH? (GROANS) HAIR! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MORE PEOPLE JUST DON'T MOVE TO WELLINGTON. AFTER LUNCH, I RECOMMEND A LOVELY WALK IN YOUR COAT. WIND BLOWING WELLINGTON'S KNOWN AS THE 'COOLEST LITTLE CAPITAL' FOR A REASON. WE HAVE COOL ARCHITECTURE, A COOL MAYOR, MORE COOL ARCHITECTURE, AND WE KNOW OUR OWN NAME. WELLINGTON WILL BLOW YOU AWAY?! WELLINGTON'S GREAT! SO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I THOUGHT I'D READ IT WRONG. CAPITAL A DRYING CITY. I THOUGHT, 'STRANGE WAY TO PHRASE IT, PRIME MINISTER.' THEN I THOUGHT, OH, THE PM'S JUST SAID IT TO DISTRACT MEDIA OH, CAPITAL'S A DYING CITY! THEN I THOUGHT, OH, THE PM'S JUST SAID IT TO DISTRACT MEDIA FROM ARRON GILMORE, BUT NO, HE MEANT IT, AND WELLINGTONIANS AREN'T PLEASED. AND I USED OT SAY THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE IN NZ WHERE THE BEST RESTAURANT IN NZ IS BESIDE A TATTOO PARLOUR AND ACROSS FROM A SEX SHOP. THAT'S WELLINGTON. IT'S VARIED. IT'S LIKE THE AMSTERDAM OF NZ. I DON'T THINK MR WELLINGTON LIKED THAT, BECAUSE 'SERIOUSLY', HE SAYS: YOU'VE GOT THE HARBOUR, YOU'VE GOT TE PAPA. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? LOWER HUTT. LOWER HUTT. (LAUGHS) YOU SEE, WELLINGTON ISN'T DYING. IF YOU TAKE OUT THE SOUTH ISLAND, WELLINGTON'S THE FOURTH-FASTEST GROWING CITY IN THE NORTH ISLAND, JUST BEHIND THIS ONE, THIS ONE AND THIS ONE. INTERNATIONAL MODEL MIRANDA KERR BRIEFLY MOVED HERE ONCE. WHAT I LOVED ABOUT LIVING IN SEATOUN... BIG-SHOT DIRECTOR JAMES CAMERON MOVED HERE TOO. HE LIVES IN THE GREATER WELLINGTON REGION, ALSO KNOWN AS THE WAIRARAPA. AND JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS CONSTRUCTION. THIS BUILDING IS GOING TO BE 11 STOREYS HIGH. 11! I TELL YOU, IT'S ALIVE AND KICKING. AND THE MAYOR'S DETERMINED TO TELL EVERYONE THAT, DAMMIT! HER OFFICE EVEN ORGANISED A SURPRISE INTERVIEW FOR US TO PROVE NOT ALL THE BUSINESSES ARE LEAVING. WE'RE PROUD AND COMMITTED TO HAVING OUR HEADQUARTERS BASED HERE IN WELLINGTON. THAT'S EVEN THOUGH XERO'S MAKING MONEY ALL AROUND THE WORLD. WE SALUTE XERO'S COMMITMENT TO OUR CAPITAL. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE WAIKATO MOO! HE LIVES IN THE WAIKATO. Unbelievable.John KEy reckons we're a dying city. Heather du Plessis Allan reckons where are dying city. Are you on both sides of the fence? She is twisting my words. Do you think John key has lost the plot? He's not representing New Zealand properly. It's got a huge amount to offer. A lot of people had turned out to give us support for this party. Do you like living in Wellington? It's a cool place. We hear so often that Wellington is not only the heart of politics, it's a cultural capital. It's the arts capital. I don't know what planet John key is on. Your from the green party. Of course you'd say that. Our fear is that John key might try and sell Wellington. I'm hoping for a bit of support on the panel tonight. I'm sort of backing you tonight. You're never quite sure where you're at. What an amazing city to visit! I love the way those two dancers were trying to stave off hypothermia. I've never lived there. Wellington is our little Melbourne. I want the opportunity to work with you. AFTER THE BREAK ` WE HEARD ABOUT GUNS ON A 3D PRINTER, BUT SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A GUITAR. WE MEET A RUNNER WHO WARMS UP FOR A MARATHON BY RUNNING A MARATHON, THEN ANOTHER ONE JUST TO BE SURE. AND A FLYING VISIT WITH A DELIVERY MAN AND HIS BIRD. A TEXAN NAMED CODY WILSON'S MADE HEADLINES FOR PRODUCING THE WORLD'S FIRST 3D-PRINTED GUN. IT HAS ANTI-GUN LOBBYISTS TERRIFIED, BUT LET'S FACE IT ` PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING HOMEMADE BOMBS AND GUNS SINCE TIME BEGAN. 3D PRINTING, THOUGH, IS A BRAVE AND ASTONISHING NEW WORLD. TODAY I MET A MAN WHOSE VENTURE INTO IT IS CONSIDERABLY MORE ENJOYABLE THAN BEING SHOT. IN DAYS GONE BY, IF YOU WANTED TO ROCK, YOU NEEDED TIMBER. AND BY AND LARGE, THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED IN THE LAST 60-ODD YEARS SINCE MESSRS FENDER, RICKENBACKER AND GIBSON PIONEERED THE ELECTRIC GUITAR. BUT NOW A MAN CALLED OLAF IS CHANGING THAT. HE SAYS HE'S THE WORLD'S FIRST SERIOUS PRODUCER OF 3D-PRINTED GUITARS, AND FRANKLY, THEY ARE A BIT SPECIAL. SO THIS IS CALLED THE HEAVY METAL VERSION, SO TO SPEAK, BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH THE LITTLE SPIDERS INSIDE. BUT AGAIN, THEY'RE NOT GLUED IN SEPARATELY AFTERWARDS. IT'S PRINTED, COMES OUT OF THE MACHINE READY TO GO. AND AFTER THAT, YOU GOT INCREDIBLY PATRIOTIC, BY THE LOOK OF IT. THIS IS THE 'SUBTLE AS A BRICK' DESIGN. IT'S THE AMERICANA. BUT THIS WON THE BEST IN SHOW AT THE NAMM SHOW THIS YEAR IN ANAHEIM. WOW. SO THAT WAS REALLY GOOD FOR PROMOTING THE BUSINESS. NAMM IS A VERY BIG INDUSTRY? IT'S THE BIGGEST MUSIC SHOW, AND YEAH, I TOOK IT THERE, SO I WON BEST IN SHOW, WHICH IS FANTASTIC. LOVE TO DO NZ ONE, BUT I'LL HAVE TO COUNT UP HOW MANY FAMOUS SITES WE HAVE. WELL, DON'T DO WELLINGTON. APPARENTLY, IT'S WORTHLESS, SO JUST LEAVE THAT OUT OF THE GUITAR, PROBABLY. AND YES, THEY DO SOUND THE BUSINESS. (PLAYS BLUES GUITAR) SO WHAT DOES THE GUITAR MAN THINK ABOUT THE GUN MAN? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE A GUN, 3D PRINTING IS PROBABLY NOT THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY OF DOING IT. 3D PRINTING, IT GIVES YOU CERTAIN ADVANTAGES, LIKE THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS, THEY CALL IT COMPLEXITY FOR FREE ` SO THE MORE COMPLEX SOMETHING IS, THE BETTER IT IS TO MAKE IN 3D-PRINTED PARTS. A GUN IS NOT COMPLICATED. BUT BACK TO THE GATS. INSIDE, THEY ARE WORKS OF ART. IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW 3D PRINTING ACTUALLY WORKS, HERE'S A CONVENIENTLY SPED-UP EXPLANATION WITH A CUSTOMISED GUITAR KNOB OF SOMEONE'S HEAD ` COULD BE YOURS IF YOU WANT IT. I'VE BEEN USING 3D PRINTING SINCE THE MID '90S, SO THIS IS NOT A NEW TECHNOLOGY, BUT I'VE BEEN USING IT FOR PROTOTYPING ANY KIND OF PRODUCT. AND BECAUSE I USED TO BE IN A LOT OF GARAGE BANDS IN MY YOUNGER DAYS, I PUT THE TWO TOGETHER AND SAID, 'HEY, GUITARS ARE A REALLY COOL THING TO BE 3D PRINTING.' SO WHY 3D FOR A GUITAR? WELL, IN SHORT, CUSTOMISATION. IT DOESN'T COME CHEAP, THOUGH. A $3000 GUITAR IS AN EXPENSIVE GUITAR, BUT HERE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FULLY CUSTOM INSTRUMENT. NOW, YOU COULDN'T GET A FULLY CUSTOM GIBSON FOR $3000; THAT WOULD COST YOU $8000, $10,000, $15,000. HERE WE'RE TALKING THE WHOLE GUITAR IS MADE FOR YOU, UNIQUE, THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT HAS THAT GUITAR IS YOU. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED IT'S JUST THE BODY PRINTED. TWO REASONS ` THE COST OF MAKING A NECK IS HUGE, BUT IT CAN BE DONE AND IT WILL GET CHEAPER; AND GUITAR PLAYERS ARE, BY AND LARGE, STICKLERS FOR TRADITION. I GUESS A LOT OF GUITAR PLAYERS LIKE TO HAVE THAT SENSE OF NOSTALGIA WHEN THEY'RE BUYING AN INSTRUMENT. IT'S COMPANIES LIKE GIBSON AND FENDER HAVE THAT HISTORY AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING ` YOU'RE GETTING A QUALITY INSTRUMENT, AND YOU'RE GETTING THAT SOUND. ABOUT THAT SOUND ` I CAN'T GET IT, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST. BUT I'M A REALIST. WITH SOMEBODY WHO CAN PLAY IT ` FANTASTIC; WITH ME ` PILE OF CRAP. (PLAYS LED ZEPPELIN'S 'WHOLE LOTTA LOVE') It's made like that. It came out of the printer like that? More broadly speaking, there is no reason why you can't just print yourself a new liver. He said it's feasible. Well within the decade. You can print a house, provided you have a big enough printer. Is this like a computer? Ali or likely to have a 3-D printer in our house? It still cost thing. The gun that that guy in the states, it'll go down. It's absolutely incredible. You must burn in geek heaven. YOU'D HAVE TO BE MAD, WOULDN'T YA ` RUNNING 217KM? THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF AUCKLAND TO ROTORUA, WITHOUT STOPPING. YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU? YUP. ONE KIWI WOMAN'S BEEN INVITED TO DO THAT IN A PLACE THEY CALL DEATH VALLEY. DOESN'T SOUND NICE, DOES IT? AND SHE'S CHOMPING AT THE BIT. MATT CHISHOLM IN THE BAY OF PLENTY WITH ONE TOUGH COOKIE. DAFT PUNK'S HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER. I LIKE BEING OUT WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS UP. IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY PEACEFUL. SATURDAY, 5AM. THE ROTORUA MARATHON DOESN'T KICK OFF FOR HOURS,... HAVEN'T GOT MY TINA TURNER MUSIC IN YET. ...BUT AMY CAMPBELL'S GRINDING OUT A FULL 42KM LAP BEFORE THE RACE EVEN BEGINS. RUNNING TWO MARATHONS TODAY. YOU'RE NOT WIRED UP RIGHT? YEAH. I KNOW. WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM? MEN. (CHUCKLES) MEN? (LAUGHS) NO, I JUST NEED A CHALLENGE. AND SHE'S GOT ONE. BACK TO BACK MARATHONS TODAY ` THAT'S 84 CLICKS ON THE FEET ` AND A THIRD TOMORROW. EVER HEARD OF GOLF? I'M TERRIBLE AT THAT. I'VE ACTUALLY TRIED THAT. NEED TO TAKE ABOUT A 12 PACK OF BALLS WITH ME. THIS IS JUST TRAINING AND NOTHING COMPARED TO WHERE AMY'S GOING. COME JULY SHE'S TAKING ON THE 217KM BADWATER ULTRA-MARATHON... IN DEATH VALLEY, CALIFORNIA. YOU DON'T SLEEP. TOILET ` YOU GO ANYWHERE... AND EAT ON THE RUN. THIS ISN'T A RACE YOU SET OUT TO WIN. IT'S AN ENDURANCE EVENT YOU AIM TO FINISH. WHERE'S THE DOCTOR? CLIMBING OVER 4000M IN 55 DEGREE TEMPERATURES, BADWATER'S CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE THE TOUGHEST FOOT RACE ON THE PLANET. RIGHT NOW, IN THE STATE YOU'RE AT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS, SERIOUS ISSUES. I'VE ACTUALLY JUST TALKED TO A FEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST DRIVEN THROUGH THERE IN THEIR CAR AND THEY JUST THINK I AM INSANE. IT GETS SO HOT HERE IT LOOKS LIKE THE ATHLETES RUN ON WATER. YOU CAN ALMOST FRY AN EGG ON THE ROAD, AND SOLES OF SHOES CAN MELT. I DON'T SMOKE, I DON'T DO DRUGS, SO COOKING MY INSIDES CANT BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? LITTLE TIP FOR DEATH VALLEY: DON'T RUN IN JEANS AND A SHIRT. RIGHT. I HOPE I REMEMBER THAT ONE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SO BAD IN THIS LIFE TO MAKE YOU GO OUT AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? ITS PENANCE, ISN'T IT? ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. I DON'T THINK I'VE ANNOYED ANYONE TOO BADLY. AMY WAS BROUGHT UP ON A SHEEP AND BEEF FARM NEAR KERIKERI AND HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO RUN FAST BEHIND THE 4-WHEELER. MUM WAS HOONING ALONG WITH HER THUMB PRESSED ON THE ACCELERATOR. MY SISTER AND I WE USED TO HOLD THE BACK OF THE BAR, AND SHE USED TO ABSOLUTELY FLOOR IT TO SEE WHO WOULD LET GO FIRST. AND WE'D BE HOLDING ON TO THE BACK OF IT WITH OUR LITTLE WEE LEGS. AMY SOON MOVED ON TO MARATHONS. I'D ALWAYS GET TO THE FINISH AND WAS NEVER VERY FAST, BUT STILL FELT LIKE I COULD KEEP GOING. FOUR 100-MILE RACES LATER ` THAT'S LIKE AUCKLAND TO WHANGAREI ` AND SHE'S BEEN INVITED TO RUN BADWATER. SHE'S REAL TOUGH, YOU KNOW, ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T THINK; SHE JUST GOES, EH. ULTRA-RUNNING ` YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE TALENTED, YOU JUST KEEP TRUCKING, THAT'S IT. YOU'RE NOT TALENTED? WELL, NO, I'M MAD. I'M STUPID. STUPID OR NOT, AFTER KNOCKING OFF TWO MARATHONS BEFORE LUNCH ` 84KS IN LESS THAN 8 HOURS, AMY STILL LOOKS, AND FEELS, GREAT. NOT KEEPING ANYTHING FROM US, ARE YA? NO, I'M NOT ON DRUGS. AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT? I THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT. I'M NOT A LANCE ARMSTRONG. WHY WHY WOULD YA, AMY? BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING OF GETTING TO THE FINISH LINE AND HAVING ACHIEVED A MASSIVE GOAL. DEATH VALLEY ` IS AMY UP TO IT? OH, HELL YEAH. I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE SO STUPID IN MY LIFE. HE WOULD SAY THAT, WOULDN'T HE? HE'S OBVIOUSLY STUPID TOO, FOR ASKING ME TO MARRY HIM. NOW THAT YOU'VE POINTED THAT OUT, YOU'RE BOTH STUPID. YEAH, AND WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE STUPID CHILDREN. < WHO DO STUPID EVENTS? EXACTLY. EXACTLY. NOW, AMY HAS A LOT OF FUNDRAISING AHEAD TO GET TO BADWATER. SHE'S RUNNING 14 VOLCANOES THIS WEEKEND. WE BREED 'EM TOUGH. FOR DETAILS ON HOW TO HELP, GO TO OUR WEBSITE. AND LATER THIS WEEK WE'LL BRING YOU A JACK TAME STORY ON ANOTHER KIWI WOMAN WHO'S RUNNING ACROSS AMERICA. AFTER THE BREAK ` IF YOU THOUGHT DOG WAS MAN'S BEST FRIEND, YOU'D BE WRONG. HAS THAT BIRD EVER FLOWN OUT THE WINDOW? YEAH, A COUPLE OF TIMES, MAN. THE AUCKLAND DELIVERY GUY AND HIS LOYAL WORKMATE. I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU ABOUT THE BLISTER. WE'RE NOT ALL BLESSED WITH PERFECT WORKMATES, BUT IMAGINE IF YOU HAD SOMEONE YOU WORKED WITH ALL DAY LONG WHO WAS ALSO YOUR BEST FRIEND. DEAN BUTLER MET AUCKLAND MAN MOE SHAHAL AND HIS TRUSTY COMPANION. WE'VE ALL HEARD OF THE BIRDMAN OF ALCATRAZ, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BIRDMAN OF HERNE BAY? MOE SHAHHAL IS A LAUNDRY DELIVERY DRIVER FOR HERNE BAY DRY CLEANINGS SERVICES IN AUCKLAND. HE ALSO TAKE HIS FRIEND ANNIE WITH HIM EVERYWHERE. MO CAME TO NZ AS A STUDENT. SEE YA. I WAS DOING SEARCHING ON THE WEB, AND I FOUND NZ. VERY NICE COUNTRY, VERY BEAUTIFUL AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. MOE KNEW NO ONE WHEN HE CAME HERE AND WASN'T USED TO FLATTING. I WAS FOCUSING ON STUDY, YOU KNOW? YEAH, STUDY'S THE SECOND PART OF THE EQUATION, EH? SO, HOW DID YOU GET ANNIE? I WENT TO TRADE ME. I WAS CHECKING, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, AND I FOUND THAT ONE. SHE WAS REALLY SMALL BIRD, AND THEN I BOUGHT HERE, BLAH, BLAH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? ISABELLA. ISABELLA. HER NAME IS ANNIE. DOES SHE COPY WHAT YOU SAY? MO RAISED THE BIRD LIKE A CHILD, BLAH BLAH. ANY PROBLEMS WHEN YOU'VE TAKEN HER ANYWHERE? ONLY ONE TIME. I WENT TO THE PAK N SAVE ON LINCOLN RD. AND SOMEONE SCARED HER, AND SHE WAS FLYING AROUND. AND MANAGER SAID, 'IF YOU CAN PLEASE TAKE HER OUT,' BLAH, BLAH. ANNIE EVEN HELPS MO WITH HIS GROOMING. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE GETS YOUR EAR WAX OUT AS WELL. YEAH. BUT IS MO'S WIFE HAPPY WITH THE ARRANGEMENT? SHE KEEP ON TELLING ME, DON'T FEED HER FROM YOUR MOUTH. STOP FEEDING HER, YOU KNOW? FOR SOME REASON WOMEN DON'T FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE. I DON'T KNOW, MAN. HE DRIVES AROUND ALL THE TIME WITH THE WINDOW OPEN, SO I HAD TO ASK. HAS THAT BIRD EVER FLOWN OUT THE WINDOW? YEAH, COUPLE OF TIMES, MAN. LIKE ALL DELIVERY DRIVERS, HE LIKES TO PLAY FAST AND LOOSE WITH THE RULES. I DON'T HAVE TO PUT A SEAT BELT FOR ME. I DON'T HAVE TO. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DELIVERY DRIVER? SERIOUSLY? YEAH. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT MO LOVES ANNIE AND ANNIE LOVES MO. HEY, YOU TWO, GET A CAGE! THAT'S JUST ABOUT ALL FOR TONIGHT, BUT FIRST A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT TOMORROW. WE'LL BE JOINED IN STUDIO BY THIS GUY. BRING THE ACTION. # ROCK N ROLL. # EVERYBODY, LET'S LOSE CONTROL. # ON THE BOTTOM, WE LET IT GO. # GOING FAST, WE AIN'T GOING SLOW, LOW, LOW. HEY! # HEAR THE BEAT. NOW LET'S HIT THE FLOOR. # WILL.I.AM ` HE'S ONE OF THE BLACK EYED PEAS, HAS WON SEVEN GRAMMIES AND HAS PRODUCED SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN THE BUSINESS, LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, JUSTIN BIEBER AND BRITNEY SPEARS. I'M SO EXCITED. THAT'S OUR LOT FOR TUESDAY. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. CAPTIONS BY FAITH HAMBLYN AND ANNA BRACEWELL-WORRALL. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR.