ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY VIRGINIA PHILP AND JOHN LING. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT TVNZ ACCESS SERVICES 2013 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. HI. WELCOME TO SEVEN SHARP. Challenging is too small a word. We take a look at one woman's amazing battle. I WOULDN'T LIKE TO GO BACK THERE AGAIN. IT'S TOO DARK. She's not finished yet, though. Also tonight, you shouldn't need an invention to stop shooting your mates in the forest, but we need to New Zealanders who invented something to save lives. Who is this? IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS AND YOU'RE A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL, THIS NEWS COULD POTENTIALLY BE DEVASTATING FOR YOU. WE DIDN'T, BUT WE DO NOW, AND SO DO 26 MILLION PEOPLE ONLINE. I didn't even know who the cardboard cutout was. We've been feeling old all day watching that. If the next story doesn't inspire you, nothing will. A cruel blow left her in a wheelchair. MICHAEL HOLLAND WENT TO GISBORNE TO MEET SASS. FUNKY MUSIC SHE'S KNOWN ROUND GIZZY FOR HER WHEELS ` THE ONES THAT COME WITH A THROATY ROAR... ENGINE REVS ...AND THE SILENT, SPOKED ONES. (LAUGHS) IN EITHER MODE, SASS MAHUIKA IS INSTANTLY RECOGNISABLE, AS WE FIND, WHEN A 100M JAUNT ALONG THE MAIN STREET TURNS INTO A NON-STOP HUGATHON. TODAY, THOUGH, IT'S ABOUT MUCH MORE THAN CATCH-UP CHAT AS OUR 55-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER REACHES ANOTHER MARKER ON A LONG, TOUGH ROAD. 224 KG. IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD PLACE TO BE. TODAY I WEIGH 112KG. I'M HALF THE PERSON I WAS BEFORE. I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO BACK THERE AGAIN. IT'S TOO DARK. WE'LL GET TO THE LIGHT THAT'S RE-INVIGORATED HER IN A MOMENT, BUT FIRST, THE DECLINE THAT STRIPPED HER OF HER DIGNITY. I WAS JUST SO ASHAMED. I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN. SASS STACKING IT ON HUGELY... FOOD WAS THE ONLY COMFORT THAT I HAD IN MY LIFE. ...AFTER BEING HIT BY A CAR. I WAS TOLD I WOULD NEVER WALK AGAIN. NOT A PARAPLEGIC, BUT I WOULDN'T WALK AGAIN BECAUSE OF DAMAGE TO MY SCIATIC AND THORACIC NERVE. THIS IS THE LITTLE GIRL THAT MADE A WHOLE BIG DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE, EH, MY DARLING? YES. HER MUM SAID TO ME ONE DAY, 'MUM, DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN?' I ASKED HER, 'ARE YOU PREGNANT?' SHE BROKE DOWN AND CRIED, 'YES, MUM.' AND THIS WAS THE LITTLE GIRL SHE WAS CARRYING. I COULD GET THIS. (LAUGHS) AND SO BEGAN SUPERSIZED SASS'S GREAT TURNAROUND, GREAT SECOND GO AT LIFE. HEALTHY EATING AND, OF COURSE, PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT. HERE SHE IS CONQUERING GISBORNE'S LANDMARK KAITI HILL. CHEERING I'M GOING TO WALK AGAIN, MICHAEL. I'M GOING TO WALK AGAIN. THAT'S MY GOAL, AND I KNOW I'M GOING TO WALK AGAIN. TO HAVE ANY HOPE OF THAT, SHE NEEDS LOSE ANOTHER 12 KILOS BEFORE DOCTORS WILL CONSIDER SURGERY. AND SHE RECKONS HER NEW ADDICTION WILL GET HER THERE. SEXY SASS ` ZUMBA QUEEN. THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN? IT'S THE ONLY SHOW IN TOWN. (LAUGHS) ZUMBA NOW A DAILY HABIT FOR SASS, BUT WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT TONIGHT ` SHE'S TAKING HER FIRST CLASS AS AN INSTRUCTOR. THIS IS A SIGNIFICANT TURNING POINT IN HER JOURNEY OF WALKING AGAIN IN HER JOURNEY OF LOSING OVER 100KG. CHEERING UPBEAT LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYS WELL, WHAT DO YOU RECKON? WAS IT SEXY? COME ON, MICHAEL, SURELY. THEM SOME MOVES. (LAUGHS) I SAW EXCITEMENT, I SAW PASSION, I SAW HER COME OUT OF HERSELF. AND IN THE MIDDLE THERE, JANE FROM WINZ, WHO'S HELPED MOVE SASS INTO A PAYING JOB AT THE ZUMBA CENTRE AND OFF THE INVALID'S BENEFIT. LOOKING AT SASS' FACE, HOW CAN YOU NOT SMILE? HOW CAN YOU NOT? BUGGERED. ABSOLUTELY BUGGERED. OH MY GOODNESS. THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YIP. LOOK AT THAT SMILE, EH. BEHIND THAT SMILE WAS A LOT OF PAIN. WELL, SASS, LIKE YOU, WE MUCH PREFER THIS SMILE. AND WHO COULDN'T LOVE THE NEW SASSY YOU? I WANT TO HAVE A BIT OF PERK, YOU KNOW. IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE BIG BREASTS THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE... THINGS TO HOLD THEM UP, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. GOOD. (LAUGHS) We'd all like that. She's 112kg now. She needs to be 100kg for the operation, but she actually wants to get 85 KG's. She has lost the weight of David Tua and a bit more. He's not a small lad. I'd love to know whether she gets there. I'm sure she will. TALKING OF MASSIVE EFFORTS, REMEMBER ALISON BRADLEY? We featured her a couple of months ago, running across the USA from New York to Los Angeles. She is hoping to break the record, and she reckons she can do it in about 65 days. She started in early May and she is now over halfway. SHE'S NOW RUNNING ALONG THE I40 IN NEW MEXICO TOWARDS ALBERQUERUE. It's one of my favourite US places. AFTER THE BREAK, I'VE GOT ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT EDWARD SNOWDEN. PLUS ` YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME LOOKING ROUND, LOOKING FOR NICE AND WET, STICKY, HOT POO, AND ONCE YOU FIND THAT, YOU'RE AWAY. TWO INNOVATIVE KIWIS WHO ARE ABOUT TO MAKE HUNTING A LOT SAFER AND THE NZ TEENAGER WHO'S WORLD FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET ` WE'LL TRY TO EXPLAIN THE JAMIE CURRY PHENOMENON. Welcome back. The next part of our innovation week ` let me say this, when I see stories about hunters shooting their mates, I think, how can it possibly happen? The point is that you wonder how it's possible to shoot a human being when you're trying to shoot a deer. RUDIMENTAL'S 'NOT GIVING IN' IT'S JUST A COMPLETE ESCAPE. IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE, AND NOW IT'S JUST YOU IN A NICE ENVIRONMENT WITH A BIT OF EXCITEMENT. IT'S MAN VERSUS BEAST. RUDIMENTAL'S 'NOT GIVING IN' CONTINUES AND WHILE HUNTING MIGHT NOT BE YOUR BAG, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF KIWIS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. LOOKS LIKE A BIT OF, UH, DEER SIGN THERE ` BIT OF OLD POO. MIGHT BE AN ANIMAL SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE. YOU SPEND YOUR TIME LOOKING AROUND, LOOKING FOR NICE AND WET, STICKY, HOT POO, AND ONCE YOU FIND THAT, YOU'RE AWAY. YEP, POO GETS THE OLD TICKER PUMPING. HUNTERS ARE A PASSIONATE, IRREPRESSIBLE BUNCH, AND IF THE WEATHER DOESN'T PUT THEM OFF, THE STATS MIGHT ` STATS THESE BLOKES WANT TO ADDRESS. AS A DESIGNER, YOU'RE KIND OF THINKING, 'WELL, HOW CAN WE HELP SOLVE THESE PROBLEMS? WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?' THE PROBLEM: 13 DEERSTALKERS HAVE BEEN SHOT DEAD DOWN UNDER IN THE LAST DECADE. ALMOST INEXPLICABLY, MOST OF THEM WERE CONFUSED FOR PREY. EQUALLY AS HARD TO EXPLAIN, ABOUT HALF OF THEM WERE KILLED BY SOMEONE THEY WERE HUNTING WITH; SOMEONE THEY KNEW AND TRUSTED. IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT QUITE LEVEL-HEADED, EXPERIENCED HUNTERS ` WHICH IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING ` HAVING THESE ACCIDENTS. AND IT'S MORE A SUBCONSCIOUS ISSUE THAT THEY'VE DONE SOMETHING REPEATEDLY, MANY MANY TIMES, SUCCESSFULLY, AND OUR BRAIN INHERENTLY JUST TRIES TO SKIP THINGS, AND IT JUST SUBCONSCIOUSLY IGNORES THE ISSUES. IT REALLY IS TWO VICTIMS IN THESE ACCIDENTS ` YOU KNOW, THE SHOOTER IS TRAUMATISED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE, AND THEIR WHOLE LIVES ARE DESTROYED; THE FAMILY OF THE VICTIM; THE VICTIM. GUNSHOT BOOMS CALL IT WHAT YOU LIKE ` AN INTENTIONAL BLINDNESS, SCENARIO FULFILMENT OR BUCK FEVER ` IT'S BLOOD HUNTING BUDDIES MICHAEL SCOTT AND DAVID GROVE NEVER WANT ON THEIR HANDS. WHEN WE START HAVING KIDS, SUDDENLY THERE'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER DIMENSION OF RESPONSIBILITY AND CONCERN. SO, AS INDUSTRIAL DESIGNERS, THEY'VE SPENT THE PAST THREE OR FOUR YEARS DEVELOPING THE IRIS,... THE RUBENS' 'MY GUN' # MY GUN. # MY GUN. # SENSOR BEEPS I THINK THAT DEER'S GOT A RIFLE, DAVE > YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. ...A SYSTEM USING A NON-VISIBLE LASER SENSOR ATTACHED TO A RIFLE AND CORRESPONDING PATCHES; A SYSTEM THAT SEES WHAT YOUR BRAIN SOMETIMES DOESN'T IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. IT'S A LASER, AND IT'S A DIVERGENT BEAM, SO IT'S A SLOWLY GROWING BEAM, SO IT'S SEEING A BIGGER AND BIGGER PICTURE OVER RANGE. AND IF YOU'RE WEARING SOME DETECTABLE MATERIAL ON YOUR JACKET OR YOUR PACK OR SOMETHING, AS LONG AS IT SEES A LITTLE PIECE OF THAT, IT'LL TELL YOU ` IT'LL GIVE YOU AN AUDIO AND A VISUAL WARNING, YEAH. THE RANGE IT GIVES IS ANYWHERE FROM 100 M, 150M, QUITE HAPPILY, BUT MOST OF THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN AT 35M. DAVE IS RIGHT. BUT JUST LIKE THE BLAZE-ORANGE SAFETY CLOTHING, THE SYSTEM ISN'T FOOLPROOF, AND HUNTERS STILL NEED TO REMEMBER THAT NO MEAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A MATE. YEAH, TOTALLY, YEAH. IT'S JUST ANOTHER AID, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S ALWAYS THE USER'S RESPONSIBILITY TO IDENTIFY THE TARGET AND THE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING ELSE, YEAH. NO WORRIES ABOUT THAT TODAY; THE CLOSEST WE GOT TO DEER WAS THAT BIT OF OLD POO. THEY'RE HERE, BUT THEY'RE JUST NOT... < NOT SHOWING THEMSELVES. NOT SHOWING THEMSELVES, YEAH. ALT-J'S 'BREEZEBLOCKS' BUT STILL, EXCITING TIMES AHEAD. AFTER A LOT OF HARD YAKKA AND MORE THAN HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, THESE FELLAS LOOK SET TO GO TO MARKET AT THE END OF THE YEAR. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY UNIQUE IN THE WORLD, YEAH. AND WITH 20 MILLION HUNTERS IN THE STATES AND ANOTHER 10 IN EUROPE, THE POTENTIAL IS HUGE. < I'D BUY THE HOUSE ON THE COAST IF I WAS YOU. YEAH, NOT JUST YET. WE'LL GIVE IT A BIT. COME BACK IN FIVE YEARS' TIME OR 10 YEARS' TIME AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENED. AND WOULD YOU STILL GO HUNTING IF YOU WERE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE? OH YEAH, DEFINITELY. WE'D GO MORE. I'D GO MORE, YEAH. < (LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY) What you think, are you impressed? Very cool. And at a cost about 400 bucks. I think it will be partners of hunters who send them off and want reassurance. I don't know how you do this, but if the thing goes off, you can't shoot ` that would be safer. You clever man. If you're a hiker, you can buy the strips and it will work with any sort of scope. Go to our website to find out more information. TOMORROW HEATHER IS CHIPPING IN WITH HER CONTRIBUTION TO INNOVATORS WEEK WITH A GREAT STORY ABOUT A PEST TRAP THAT TAKES THE GORY OUT. Know you see possums and rats with their heads and bodies sticking out? We have the solution for you. REMEMBER A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WE RAN A STORY ON A BUNCH OF KIWI CELEBS PREPARING TO CLIMB MT KILIMANJARO FOR CHARITY? MAHE DRYSDALE, RHYS DARBY, KERRE MCIVOR, BOH RUNGA AND JULIETTE HAIGH FACED A 5900M CHALLENGE. IT'S THE BIGGEST FREESTANDING MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD. WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THEY ALL MADE IT. AND THE BETTER NEWS ` THEY RAISED 20 GRAND FOR WORLD VISION MICROFINANCE. They all made the summit, but some went beyond that. I thought the summit was the top, but apparently there is more. IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS COMPLICATED, IMAGINE BEING EDWARD SNOWDEN, WHO'S BEING PURSUED AROUND THE WORLD BY AMERICAN AUTHORITIES AFTER TELLING THE WORLD ABOUT THEIR SPYING SECRETS. LAST WE HEARD HE WAS IN RUSSIA. JESSE DECIDED TO JOIN IN THE CHASE. YES, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST NEWSPAPERS ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT SNOWDEN ` THE WASHINGTON POST, THE GUARDIAN THE NZ HERALD. AND WHY? WELL, EDWARD SNOWDEN WAS THE GUY WHO TOLD THE WORLD ABOUT PRISM, A SECRET US GOVERNMENT PROGRAM THAT SPIES ON YOU WHILE YOU'RE USING THE INTERNET. YES, WHETHER YOU'RE LIKING CAT PHOTOS OR GOOGLING 'BUTTOCK IMPLANTS', BARRY KNOWS ABOUT IT. AND TO BE HONEST, HE'S A LITTLE BIT CREEPED OUT. YES THANKS TO SNOWDEN, NOT ONLY DOES BARRY KNOW, BUT BARRY KNOWS YOU KNOW HE KNOWS, AND HE'S REALLY NOT HAPPY. POOR EDWARD'S BEEN FORCED INTO A REAL-LIFE GAME OF COMMODORE 64 CLASSIC 'WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?' HE'S SUDDENLY ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST WANTED MEN. MAYBE HE'D BLEND IN BETTER IF HE DIDN'T DRESS LIKE THIS. YES, HE STARTED IN HONG KONG, HE BOUGHT A FALSE TICKET TO CUBA, MADE A BID FOR ECUADOR,... # ECUADOR! # ...AND NOW HE'S IN A TRANSIT LOUNGE IN RUSSIA, JUST HANGING OUT ` A BIT LIKE THAT TOM HANKS MOVIE BUT WITH LESS CATHERINE ZETA JONES AND MORE CRAZY TOPLESS RUSSKIES. YES, PUTIN IS ON HIS SIDE, AS IS ALBINO WEASEL JULIAN ASSANGE. WITH WEIRDO NEW FRIENDS LIKE THESE, LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN AMERICA MUST BE STARTING TO LOOK QUITE GOOD. You don't pull punches, do you? 'Albino weasel'. STAY WITH US, COS AFTER THE BREAK ` THEY ARE LOOKING AT YOU IN ENGLAND, GERMAN, ITALIAN, DANISH, DUTCH, FRENCH,... SLOVENIAN. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A LANGUAGE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS EITHER. NO. THE CONUNDRUM THAT IS JAMIE CURRY. SO FAMOUS AND YET MOST OF NZ'S NEVER HEARD OF HER. This morning I sent a text to both my children with this stupid question. I asked if they knew who Jamie Curry was. It turns out that everyone under a certain age knows. HEATHER WENT TO NAPIER TO MEET WHAT MIGHT BE NZ'S FIRST INTERNATIONAL INTERNET STAR. GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC (LAUGHS) MUSIC CONTINUES HEY, GUYS. SO I'M JUST STANDING IN MY LOUNGE AT THE MOMENT. AND I'VE GOT A CAMERA CREW IN HERE ` A GUY WITH A CAMERA ` AND A REPORTER WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM? TODAY'S VIDEO IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I NORMALLY DO. IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS AND YOU'RE A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL, THIS NEWS COULD POTENTIALLY BE DEVASTATING FOR YOU. I'M JUST OVER,... HELLO. ...'HELLO. THIS IS MY VIDEO FOR TODAY' I'D RATHER POST NOTHING AT ALL THAN SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT HAPPY WITH POSTING. DON'T WORRY, SHE'S NOT QUITTING ALTOGETHER. BUT YOU WON'T GET ONE OF HER VIDEOS EVERY DAY ` ONLY EVERY THIRD DAY OR SO. AND, YES, SHE IS EXPECTING YOU TO BE UNHAPPY. YEAH, THEY GET GRUMPY. WE'LL EXPLAIN HER DECISION IN A MINUTE, BUT FIRST, FOR EVERYONE OLDER THAN 13, I'LL EXPLAIN WHO THIS IS. THIS IS JAMIE CURRY, WHO COULD RIGHT NOW BE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS NZERS. # I CAN'T SEE. # MY WEEKLY TOTAL REACH IS 26 MILLION. 26 MILLION!? YEAH. (LAUGHS) THAT'S SIX AND A HALF NZS WHO LIKE, FOLLOW OR WATCH THE ONLINE VIDEOS SHE CALLS 'JAMIE'S WORLD'. SHE'S BEEN WORLD FAMOUS FOR SIX MONTHS NOW, AND SHE'S ONLY BEEN POSTING FOR A YEAR. HEY, JAMIE. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? DISTORTED: I'M FINE. I JUST CAN'T FEEL MY FACE. AND WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE? MY BIGGEST IS IN THE UK. 392 000 IN THE UK. THEY ARE LOOKING AT YOU IN ENGLISH, GERMAN, ITALIAN, DANISH, DUTCH, FRENCH, SLOVENIAN. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A LANGUAGE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS EITHER. NO. JAMIE HAS NO LESS THAN 39,000 UNREAD MESSAGES... 'YOU ARE MY SMILE. THANK YOU SO MUCH.' ...FROM FANS WHO LOVE THIS. WHAT DO YOU WANT, MOTHER? NOW, ADULTS, YOU PROBABLY WON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE VIDEOS. YOU CAN STOP TALKING NOW. IT WAS A JOKE. JUST CALM DOWN. WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME? I CRUSHED THE CAR ONE TIME. GIVE ME A BREAK. OK, TWICE, THREE TIMES, WHATEVER. BUT FOR 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS THE WORLD OVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. WHEN THE NEW YEAR NINES STARTED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR, THEY WERE AWED TO FEEL THAT THEY WERE AT THE SAME SCHOOL AS JAMIE CURRY. TWO, THREE, FOUR. NOW, FANS, YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW JAMIE'S IN THE SIXTH FORM IN A NAPIER CATHOLIC SCHOOL AND SOMETIMES SPENDS HER LUNCH REHEARSING FOR CHOIR. TWO, THREE, FOUR. # PRAISE HIM FOR SUMMER AND BRIGHT, SHINY STARS. # NOT AS WEIRD AS IN THE VIDEOS. HERE'S MY HUSBAND. AND SHE SORT OF DOES LOVE HOLLYWOOD HUNK CHANNING TATUM. NOT AS MUCH AS I MAKE OUT TO, BUT,... YES. CHANNING, MY DARLING. THIS IS A SIGN OF HOW MUCH FANS LOVE JAMIE. ONE OF THEM SENT THIS IN THE MAIL. IT'S YOURS. UM,... SOME GUY IN AUCKLAND. SERIOUSLY? YEAH. WE'VE HAD A FEW PHONE CALLS ` PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HER, QUITE LATE AT NIGHT AND STUFF. SOME YOUNG FELLA FROM AUSTRALIA... (CHUCKLES) WANTING HER MOBILE NUMBER. BECAUSE OF HER POPULARITY, JAMIE'S PARENTS THINK SHE MAY NEED AN AGENT SOON. AND BECAUSE THEY WANT HER TO LIFT HER GRADES AT SCHOOL, THEY'RE HAPPY SHE'S CUTTING DOWN HER VIDEOS. THAT'S GOOD NEWS. THAT'S REALLY GOOD NEWS. THAT REALLY TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF HER. IT IS A LOT OF WORK. AND WE'RE AT THE AIRPORT. WHICH BRINGS US TO WHY YOU FANS WILL GET FEWER JAMIE'S WORLD VIDEOS. FEWER VIDEOS MEAN BETTER VIDEOS, AND BETTER VIDEOS MEAN MORE CHANCE JAMIE MAY BE SPOTTED AS A HALF-DECENT ACTOR. I DO REALLY LIKE ACTING AND JUST HAVING FUN IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. LIKE, YOU'RE FILMING ME NOW, AND I'M, LIKE, 'THIS IS FUN.' I MEAN, IF IT TAKES ME SOMEWHERE, THAT'S GREAT. IF IT DOESN'T, I'LL JUST WORK AT MCDONALDS! (CHUCKLES) YUP, SHE WANTS TO CRACK THE BIG TIME. SO IF YOU'RE WATCHING AND NEED A NEARLY 17-YEAR-OLD ACTOR,... HIT ME UP ON THE FACEBOOK. I'LL LEAVE IT TO JAMIE TO SAY GOODBYE. # I HOPE YOU HAD THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. # Who did you think it was? Terry Seripisos? Our producer thought it was Sonny Bill Williams. I talk to a lot of adults, and they just don't get it. It's not aimed at them. I wanted to find out why the she's so popular, so I asked my daughter. This is what she said. Basically, she is unafraid to make a full of herself. Most people would be afraid of appearing uncool. The twist is that she's playing a character as well. It's a caricature of her. I think she has a very big future ahead. I'm a social leper by comparison. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A BLANK BIT OF PAPER AND ASKED TO COME UP WITH A NAME, IN A MILLION YEARS YOU WOULDN'T COME UP WITH ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK. BUT TOMORROW I'LL MEET THE MAN... # I HAVE A BAND OF MEN, # AND ALL THEY DO IS PLAY FOR ME. # ...BEHIND THE HIT WHICH SOME HAVE CALLED OUR UNOFFICIAL NATIONAL ANTHEM: THERE ARE GUITARS ` ABOUT 10 OF THEM ` YOU CAN DANCE. YES, THAT SONG ANIKA MOA AND NINE OTHERS PAID TRIBUTE TO. THERE IS EVEN AN ART INSTALLATION IN ITS HONOUR. SO I'LL ASK THE GREAT MAN THE SECRET OF ITS APPEAL AND IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO 'THAT' STRUM.