Love Islands in the Stream! Welcome. Look who we've got on. She's here for the show. HOW TO FIND THE HOT SUBURB BEFORE IT'S EVEN HOT. FIRST SECRET ` TALK TO THE EXPERTS. SO THE FIRST THING I DID WAS WENT TO ASK THE LOCAL DAIRY OWNER. DIVESH. HEY! I SAID, 'DIVESH, WHAT'S THE SUBURB LIKE?' HE GOES, 'EVERY SUBURB HAS PROBLEMS, WALLACE.' (LAUGHS) WE MIGHT HAVE SOME TIPS FOR YOU ON WHERE TO BUY. NO TIPS NEEDED FOR THIS GUY, THOUGH. AFTER THE ALL BLACK TEST JUST GONE, HE'S THE NEW HIT ` EVEN AT THE AIRPORT. GREAT GAME ON SATURDAY. AW, THANKS VERY MUCH. WERE YOU WATCHING, WERE YOU? YEAH. DID YOU GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING? YEAH. THANKS, MATE. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS OFF TO? WE CATCH UP WITH BEAUDEN BARRETT AND TALK ABOUT HIS NEW-FOUND FAME. And why would an 80-year-old lady take her clothes off in public? And would you want to see it? DID YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU'D BE NAKED IN A GOLF CART? NO. IT'S OUR ONE CLAIM TO FAME. WHY NOT GO FOR IT? If your answer was no, we might be able to change your mind. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY CONOR WHITTEN AND GLENNA CASALME. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT TVNZ ACCESS SERVICES 2013 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. We spent about three hours today looking at the golf story and making sure you can't see anything. Lucy is here for the whole show. We're talking about suburbs tonight. You famously come from Mt Albert. How does it compare now to what it was like when you were growing up? It's quite different. Much more ethnic. You have a lot of Asian shops popping up on New North Road. Costs a lot more? That's what immigration does! TONIGHT WE'RE ASKING WHAT MAKES A SUBURB HOT? MICHAEL HOLLAND TAKES A NEW HOMEOWNER AND A PROPERTY INVESTOR AROUND AUCKLAND AND ASKS WHERE DO YOU FIND THE NEXT BIG THING? STAY RIGHT THERE. AWESOME. HE IS EXACTLY AS HE APPEARS HERE ON FLASHY PONSONBY RD ` JUST ANOTHER FASHIONABLE AUCKLANDER WITH A DISCERNING EYE FOR WHAT'S NEW AND WHAT'S IN. BUT HIS SENSE OF STYLE EXTENDS WELL BEYOND THE SARTORIAL... THE RISE AND FALL OF SUBURBS IS DRIVEN VERY MUCH BY TRENDS. ...IN THE EVER-WIDENING SEARCH FOR THE NEW BLACK ` WHERE TO LIVE AND WHERE TO BUY. LOOK WIDELY. LOOK AT PLACES THAT YOU'D NEVER CONSIDERED. I MEAN, WATERVIEW WAS WAY OFF MY RADAR. NOT ANY MORE. WATERVIEW, THE SUBURB HE'D NEVER HEARD OF, IS NOW HAPPILY HOME ` 8KM TO THE WEST OF AUCKLAND'S CBD. WATERVIEW IS ONE OF THOSE SUBURBS WITH A REAL HEART, AND THAT REALNESS, IN A SUBURB, I THINK, IS WHAT I LOOK FOR. 30 MINUTES SOUTH, WE FIND KYRON GOSS, A 26-YEAR-OLD RENTING WITH OTHERS WHILE WORKING HIS WAY UP THE INVESTMENT PROPERTY LADDER. REMIND ME HOW MANY PROPERTIES YOU DO OWN. WE OWN FIVE. FIVE PROPERTIES. SO YOU'RE EYEING THE PROPERTY MARKET SOLELY IN AN INVESTMENT SENSE? EXACTLY. COULD IT BE YOU JUST LUST FOR THIS GREEDY OBSESSION THAT WE KNOW AS PROPERTY? IT'S NOT GREEDY AT ALL. I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT PROPERTY. PROPERTY IS A VEHICLE. CASE IN POINT: THIS PROPERTY IN MANUREWA ` HIS MOST PROMISING INVESTMENT TO DATE. 430 FOR TWO DWELLINGS? YEP. AND WHAT'S THAT GETTING YOU IN RENT? $740 PER WEEK. IT'S SIMPLY A HOUSE WHICH HAS SOMEONE LIVING IN IT WHICH BRINGS IN AN INCOME. YOU'RE NOT ATTACHED TO IT AT ALL? NOT AT ALL. MORE PASSIONATE THAN DISPASSIONATE; MORE 'HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS' THAN WHERE THE PROFIT IS, OUR WATERVIEW CONVERT. TWO YEARS AGO, HE JUMPED INTO THE MARKET FOR THE FIRST TIME. MY THINKING WAS WESTMERE, WAS PONSONBY, WAS GREY LYNN. I TOOK THOSE BLINKERS OFF. AUCKLAND'S EMERGING SUBURBS ARE NOW PUSHING OUTWARDS; THE ONCE-OVERLOOKED ARE FAST COMING INTO THEIR OWN. SO THE FIRST THING I DID WAS WENT TO ASK THE LOCAL DAIRY OWNER. DIVESH. HEY! HOW ARE YA? GIVE US A HUG. GIVE US A HUG. I SAID, 'DIVESH, WHAT'S THE SUBURB LIKE?' HE GOES, 'EVERY SUBURB HAS PROBLEMS, WALLACE.' (LAUGHS) WATERVIEW HAS PROBLEMS, BUT IT'S GOT GREAT PEOPLE. AND NO SURPRISE THAT WHERE THE PEOPLE GO, THE COFFEE FOLLOWS. ISN'T IT OUT OF THINGS LIKE THIS THAT PONSONBYS EVOLVE? I THINK SO. YEAH, I DO. AND WHEN YOU SAY, 'WILL WATERVIEW BECOME THE NEXT PONSONBY?' OVER TIME, THAT WILL HAPPEN. SUBURBS GENTRIFY. THE REALITY IS THE SQUEEZE IS ON, AND NOT JUST IN CENTRAL SUBURBS. IF YOU'RE HEARING ABOUT IT IN THE MEDIA, IT'S TOO LATE. DON'T BUY THERE. YOU WANT TO PICK SOMEWHERE BEFORE IT EMERGES. BUT COULD IT BE THAT THE FLIPSIDE OF THE HUNT IS THE HURT? ISN'T IT POSSIBLE, THOUGH, YOU ARE STOPPING A FIRST-HOME BUYER FROM GETTING INTO THE MARKET? NOT AT ALL. SOME PROPERTIES MAKE GOOD INVESTMENT PROPERTIES, AND SOME ARE GOOD FOR HOME BUYERS. THEY'RE NOT ALWAYS THE SAME. ARE THERE FACELESS SUBURBS OUT THERE STILL, WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED? VERY MUCH SO. SOME OF THESE SUBURBS WILL SIMPLY GET DRESSED UP, AND AWAY THEY GO? YEAH. NOT LIKE THAT, BUT YEAH. MORE CLOTHES THAN THAT? MORE CLOTHES THAN THAT. ABSOLUTELY. LET'S HOPE. BOTH CHUCKLE We asked you to pick the five things you look for in a suburb. At least a dairy, right? Lovely beaches. We are very lucky to have so much coastal land. Lucy, what do you look for in a suburb? I like my life to be triangulated in the community. My kids' school, my cafe and shops You never want to live to close to work. You need to be able to travel. Otherwise work and home becomes too intertwined. I was stalking you on the internet today, Lucy. Here's a photo of you at home. Is that a beehive in the background? We have about six of them. We have lost a few over the winter. Not enough bees, people. WHO WATCHED THE ALL BLACKS GAME LAST WEEKEND? I didn't, but it was three in the morning. I'm gutted that I didn't. I recorded it, but the 2-year-old had the remote. TURNS OUT IT WAS A STAND-OUT MATCH, BEST GAME IN DECADES, THE KIND YOU SHOULD'VE GOT UP FOR! ONE OF THE STAND-OUT PLAYERS WAS A GUY WHO COULD WELL BE THE NEW DAN CARTER. SO WE SENT JEHAN CASINADER FOR A COFFEE AND A CHAT. THE BLACK KEYS' 'LONELY BOY' BEAUDEN BARRETT STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE WANTS TO INTERVIEW HIM. IT'S DEFINITELY A SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM. IF YOU WERE INTERVIEWING BEAUDEN BARRETT, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW? WHAT MAKES YOU TICK? THE ANSWER TO THAT SEEMS OBVIOUS. BEAUDEN BARRETT! ARE YOU STILL BUZZING FROM THE WEEKEND? YEAH, IT'S, UM... STILL ON CLOUD NINE A BIT. IT WAS SUCH A HUGE BUILD-UP AND A GREAT TEST FOR US. WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SCORE A TRY? I DON'T SCORE TOO MANY, BUT THE ONES I'VE SCORED HAVE JUST BEEN AWESOME. THERE'S THE CHAMPIONSHIP! WERE YOU WATCHING, WERE YOU? YEAH. DID YOU GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING? GOOD GAME. THANKS, MATE. DO YOU SECRETLY HOPE THAT DAN CARTER STAYS INJURED? NO WAY. NO. REALLY? REALLY. HE'S A PLAYER THAT I LOOK UP TO AND LEARN A LOT FROM. BUT AS A YOUNG ALL BLACK, BEAUDEN'S NOT PLANNING TO GO DOWN THIS ROUTE. IF THOSE OPPORTUNITIES PRESENT THEMSELVES, I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT ONE STEP AT A TIME. NOR WILL HE FOLLOW IN MA'A'S FOOTSTEPS. I HAVEN'T RAIDED MY GIRLFRIEND'S BAG YET, BUT HOPEFULLY I WON'T GO DOWN THAT AVENUE. BUT, COME ON, PROFESSIONAL RUGBY IS NO LONGER JUST ABOUT THE GAME. WELL, I ACTUALLY NEED A HAIRCUT, AND I'M GONNA GET ONE TOMORROW, SO DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE? UH, THE JUSTIN BIEBER? JUSTIN BIEBER? MM, MAYBE NOT. BUT BEAUDEN'S ALREADY GOT ENOUGH TO SHOW OFF ABOUT. SOMEONE NAMED A KIWI AFTER HIM. SADLY, THE KIWI DIED. IT'S A BIT UNFORTUNATE. NOT TOO SURE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. HE'S HAVING BETTER LUCK ON THE FIELD. ONCE YOU GET A SNIFF OF IT, YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. AND YOU DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANTED EITHER, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU SLIP UP OR YOU DON'T PERFORM ON THE FIELD, YOU COULD BE GONE THE NEXT WEEK. # I GOT A LOVE THAT KEEPS ME WAITING. # This lady knows everything. She is Starting to freak me out. STAY WITH US ` PLENTY TO COME ON THE SHOW. THIS IS LADIES' GOLF LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. ALSO,... A SUIT, SOME SHIRTS... PAPER RUSTLES WE SHOW YOU A NEW KIND OF CINEMA THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN BEFORE. Welcome back. Back with Lucy Lawless. It is hard to be Kiwi and not be a fan of this lady. It's true. We haven't had the privilege in this country of seeing you do what you do best, which is sing and act at the same time. Musical theatre is your thing, isn't it? I did Chicago in the States. I just did three performances, and in a different role. You have to fit into the mould and fit in with the history of the production staff. You are doing an Auckland Theatre Company production of it. We are doing a very differently. Pushing boundaries. There are lines that never made sense to me before and now do. It is very gritty. It's the underbelly show. You are getting into the seediness of the story? You'll be shocked. This is not a children's show. You have never been pigeonholed, like so many actors. You seem to do whatever you want. If anyone would, it'd be Xena. I would say who cares, but I just do everything that comes along. Do you just randomly decide you want to be in a musical? No, I'm not one of those people. If a door opens, I will walk through it. So your motto is you're up to it? Oh yeah. You say you're covered in bruises. She is wearing sweatpants underneath the desk. The rehearsals are punishing. You leave home at eight and get home at 6 PM. It is just hard-core dancing. I missed the first week of rehearsals, being in Australia. It's the best gig. Opens November 2 at the Q Theatre. It'll be Chicago like you've never seen before. Have you heard of live live cinema? No, but I saw it in the promo. They look awesome. LET ME EXPLAIN. IF YOU GO TO THE CINEMA, IT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE THIS ` SEATS, SCREEN, MAYBE POPCORN. IF YOU GO TO LIVE CINEMA, IT'S WHERE MUSICIANS PLAYS THE MOVIE SCORE WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING. IF YOU GO TO LIVE LIVE CINEMA, YOU GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE. AND, NATURALLY, I HAD TO CHECK IT OUT. HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS FORGET CINEMA IN 3-D. (SCREAMS) THIS THEATRE EXPERIENCE ADDS A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION,... MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING WHERE EVERYTHING ` SOUND, SCORE, VOICE ` IS ON DISPLAY. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT CAN GO WRONG. THAT'S THE JOY OF IT, I SUPPOSE, THAT WHEN YOU WATCH A FILM, YOU KNOW THIS IS SAFE. IT'S BEEN EDITED. IT'S BEEN SCREEN TESTED. IT'S BEEN EVERYTHING. WE'RE MAKING IT DANGEROUS AGAIN. AND SO EVERY SYLLABLE,... NOW, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ...EVERY EFFECT,... WATER BUBBLES ...EVERY SPINE-TINGLING NOTE... (PLAYS EERIE NOTE) ...MUST BE SPOT ON. IT'S LIKE A TRAIN. THERE'S NO ESCAPE. ONCE IT STARTS, WE'RE JUST ROCKING ALONG, AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE SO FOCUSED. THEY CAN NEVER MUCK IT UP. (LAUGHS) (SCREAMS) ALL THIS IS LEON'S IDEA. WHY WOULDN'T PEOPLE JUST GO AND WATCH THE MOVIE? IF I COULD BE SO BOLD, I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. IT WANTS THE CHILD. HE'S NOT AFRAID TO TAKE ON OSCAR-WINNING DIRECTOR FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA. TO BE FAIR, HIS 1963 DEBUT, DEMENTIA 13, WASN'T QUITE 'GODFATHER' MATERIAL. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CHARMING FIANCEE. MM. SOME QUITE HAMMY ACTING. THERE'S A LOT OF BAD OVERDUBBING, YOU KNOW, WHICH, OBVIOUSLY, WE CAN IMPROVE ON THAT. A SUIT, SOME SHIRTS. AND HERE WE GET TO SEE THE SOUND GUY IN ACTION. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALISE, FOR EXAMPLE, THAT WITH SOUND EFFECTS, THEY'RE NOT RECORDED ON THE SET IN MOST CASES, SO THERE ARE PEOPLE WHOSE JOB IT IS JUST TO FIGURE OUT, 'HOW CAN WE DO THIS?' AN URGENT... WIRE FROM... JUST WATCH WHAT GARETH CREATES IN THIS TINY BOX. EERIE CREAKING HIS IMITATIONS ARE GENIUS. SO, THESE ARE JUST THE BATTERIES ON TO THERE AND THEN THE OLD... ZIP-ZAP CLICKS THAT'S THE GUN LOADING? YEAH. THAT'S AWESOME. YEP. ASK ME WHAT I DID TODAY. THE ACTORS MAKE MULTIPLE PARTS LOOK EASY, BUT AS I FOUND OUT,... TRY AND GET THE DIALOGUE IN TIME WITH THE MOUTH ACTION. ...IT'S NOT. HEY, RICH` (HIGH-PITCHED) HEY, RICHARD. YOU SEEN LOUISE? DEEP VOICE: NO, I HAVEN'T. HOW ARE YOU, RICHARD? THANK YOU. IT'S TAKEN HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF PREPARATION. UNPLEASANT THINGS ` HEADACHES. SO, BASICALLY, IT'S JUST ROTE LEARNING. DRILLING, DRILLING EVERY LITTLE MOMENT. REWIND, PLAY, REWIND, PLAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WE HAVE TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THOSE GUYS DID IN 1963. IN THE REHEARSAL PERIOD, WE DID GOOF OFF A LITTLE BIT. WE CHANGED SOME OF THE LINES TO NAUGHTY, RUDE VERSIONS OF IT. YOU DID. (LAUGHS) YEAH! THEY'VE TAKEN THEIR FIRST WORK, CARNIVAL OF SOULS, ALL AROUND NZ. ALL SCREAM A LOT OF SCREAMING AND DROPPING WINE GLASSES. < YEAH, PEOPLE ARE GENUINELY SCARED. IF I JUST CAME TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A COPY OF 'CARNIVAL OF SOULS' OR 'DEMENTIA 13' AND SAT DOWN AND PUT IT ON YOUR DVD PLAYER, WITHIN ABOUT 20 MINUTES, YOU'D BE GOING, 'OLLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 'I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS. WHAT ARE WE DOING?' WHAT WE'VE MANAGED TO DO IS TO CREATE A FILM THAT'S WATCHABLE AGAIN. SO YOU'RE TAKING THIS FORGOTTEN SILVER THAT HASN'T SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR AGES AND YOU'RE MAKING THEM ENGAGING AND INTERESTING. (SCREAMS) EERIE MUSIC Great concept. Do you like it? I love it. LIVE LIVE CINEMA IS ON AT AUCKLAND'S AOTEA CENTRE UNTIL SUNDAY. THEN THEY'RE OFF TO LONDON. STAY WITH US. JUST AFTER THE BREAK ` COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP, FIND OUT WHY AT THIS GOLF CLUB YOU'LL GET A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR. ALL CHEER INDEED. THE LOVELY, NAKED LADIES OF A NELSON GOLF CLUB. THAT'S NEXT. Welcome back. GETTING YOUR KIT OFF FOR A CALENDAR IS NOT A NEW CONCEPT, You've done it a lot. And you would if you look like you. Every night. I mean in public. I've never done it in public! Are you sure? Too much like a day at the office. BUT WE VERY RARELY GET THE CHANCE TO GATECRASH THE NUDE SHOOT. EVEN MORE RARE THAT THE MODELS ARE AS OLD AS THIS. TOO GOOD AN OPPORTUNITY. BRODIE KANE IS IN RICHMOND, NELSON. WE HAVE A BIT OF A WARNING ` THERE IS OBVIOUSLY SOME NUDITY IN THIS. JOE COCKER'S 'YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON' TUESDAY, GREENACRES GOLF CLUB, AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY HOSING DOWN. LOOKING LOVELY, LADIES. JUST BEAUTIFUL. THE BITTERLY COLD WIND AND RAIN HASN'T INTERRUPTED LADIES' DAY HERE,.. FANTASTIC. ...AND IT'S PROBABLY JUST AS WELL. NAH, NAH, NAH. HEY, HEY, HEY. GET YOUR GEARS OFF. LAUGHTER THESE BRAVE WOMEN HAVE TAKEN A REGULAR GOLF DAY AND, WELL, TURNED IT ON ITS HEAD. # SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB. # YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB, # AND, BABY, YOU CAN TURN ME ON. # BABY, YOU CAN TURN ME ON. # BOTH LAUGH I'M GONNA THROW THEM OVER MY SHOULDER. BOTH LAUGH WELL, NOW, THAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD PICTURE. THAT'S JOYCE AND BIDDY, TWO OF THE MORE SENIOR MEMBERS OF THE CLUB AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 85 AND 75. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU'D BE NAKED IN A GOLF CART? NO. DEFINITELY NOT. (LAUGHS) THIS WAY. OVER HERE. IT'S OUR ONE CLAIM TO FAME. WHY NOT GO FOR IT? WHENEVER WOULD I GET ANOTHER PICTURE IN THE NUDE? THE BRANDY, PLEASE. THE BRANDY. THE OLDER FEMALE MEMBERS OF THE CLUB HAVE GONE SANS GOLF ATTIRE FOR THEIR 2014 CALENDAR. YOU LOOK REALLY REALLY GOOD. YOU COULD ACTUALLY SAY TODAY THAT THIS IS A FLASHER COAT, COULDN'T YOU? ABSOLUTELY. (LAUGHS) IT MOST CERTAINLY IS. IT IS, ISN'T IT? LOOK. OH! (LAUGHS) IT NEARLY WAS A FLASHER COAT. WHOO! WENDY'S THE BABY OF THE GROUP AT 57. THAT WAS AMAZING. IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. PERHAPS I SHOULD PLAY GOLF NAKED MORE OFTEN. AND FOR HER, IT'S MORE THAN JUST GETTING HER KIT OFF. IF THIS CAN BRING A FEW PEOPLE IN DURING THE SUMMER TO PAY THEIR GREEN FEES AND SAY, 'OH, WE'LL GO AND PLAY AT THAT COURSE 'WHERE THOSE LADIES DID THE CALENDAR,' IT'D BE FANTASTIC. FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN TODAY, I RECKON YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN INFLUX OF REGISTRATIONS. AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND INSPIRED BY THEIR BRAVERY, THEIR GOODWILL WILL IMPRESS YOU EVEN MORE. PROCEEDS OF THE SALE OF THEIR CALENDARS ARE GOING TO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS. OH YEAH, AND THEY'RE NOT SO BAD AT THE GAME EITHER. WHOA, WHAT A SHOT! THAT WAS AMAZING. THE WEATHER CERTAINLY DIDN'T HELP OUT, BUT NOT ONCE DID ANY OF THESE WOMEN COMPLAIN. IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU'RE STANDING BY THE GREENACRES GOLF CLUB PRACTICE AREA RULES. DO THE PRACTICE AREA RULES INCLUDE NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES? ALL LAUGH WE'VE MADE A NEW RULE FOR THE GOLF CLUB. AND WHAT'S EVIDENT ON LADIES' DAY HERE AT GREENACRES IS TWO THINGS ` COURAGE AND CAMARADERIE. I LOVE THIS CLUB. AND SO YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF FUN? OH, GREAT FUN, WITH MOST OF MY MATES AS WELL. THEY'RE WONDERFUL WOMEN, EH? A WONDERFUL BUNCH OF WOMEN. YEAH, WE ARE. WE HAVE A GREAT TIME. IT TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE. OH, IT DOES, BUT MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S PROUD OF ME. I'M PROUD OF YOU. ACTUALLY, JOYCE, YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GRANDKID WOULD BE TOO, I'M SURE. IS IT QUITE EMPOWERING? YEAH, I THINK SO. I THINK IT'S FINE. IT'S BEEN A HOOT. IT'S BEEN A HOOT. A REAL HOOT. YEAH. BOTH LAUGH SOMEONE WOLF-WHISTLES IT SURE WAS, LADIES. IT SURE WAS. A COUPLE OF GIN SLINGS I COULD DO WITH. HOLD MY BOOBS UP WITH. PROBABLY A GOOD STIFF WHISKY WOULD GO ALL RIGHT. BOTH LAUGH Everybody should have to do this for a day. The ultimate in team bonding. Shall we? Maybe not. My grandfather has been a member of Whangarei Golf Club for 60 years. But we may have just seen something that could make even him change clubs. WE HAVE A GUEST HOST ON THE SHOW TOMORROW ` IF YOU DON'T KNOW ROB SCHNEIDER'S NAME, YOU'LL KNOW HIS FACE. YOU JUST WAIT TILL TONIGHT. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT? (CHUCKLES) YOU'LL SEE. YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG! ALL CHEER I'M GONNA GO DO IT. ALL CHEER I just realised that he is beautiful blue eyes like you. That something you have in common. Lucy and Rob were in the same movie. Guess which one was. STAND-UP COMEDIAN, MOVIE STAR, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE-ER ` AMERICAN ROB SCHNEIDER CAPTIONS BY RICHARD EDMUNDS AND PIPPA JEFFERIES.