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Primary Title
  • Seven Sharp
Date Broadcast
  • Friday 19 September 2014
Start Time
  • 19 : 00
Finish Time
  • 19 : 30
Duration
  • 30:00
Channel
  • TV One
Broadcaster
  • Television New Zealand
Classification
  • Not Classified
Owning Collection
  • Chapman Archive
Broadcast Platform
  • Television
Languages
  • English
Captioning Languages
  • English
Captions
Live Broadcast
  • Yes
Rights Statement
  • Made for the University of Auckland's educational use as permitted by the Screenrights Licensing Agreement.
Genres
  • Current affairs
  • Newsmagazine
WE'RE PLEASED TO SAY IT'S BACK UP AND RUNNING. SEVEN SHARP IS HERE NEXT. FROM US, THOUGH, GOODNIGHT. IT'S SEVEN SHARP. TONIGHT ` WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? HE REALLY REWROTE THE TEXTBOOK IN TERMS OF DISABILITY AND REHAB. OUR MATE NICK DEFIES THE ODDS AGAIN. JUST HIS DETERMINATION AND GUTS THAT HE'S GOT FOR LIFE IS AWESOME. HANDS UP WHO'S GOING TO VOTE FOR JACINDA? CHILDREN: NOT ME. THAT'S A BIT AWKWARD. JACINDA WILL BE HOPING SHE FARES BETTER TOMORROW. AND... HASSELHOFF,... 'KNIGHTRIDER' THEME ...HOUSTON,... # I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY. ...T... WELL, I PITY THE FOOL THAT MAKES THAT MISTAKE. ...AND TEO. YEAH. AN '80S ICON IS MAKING A COMEBACK. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY HUGO SNELL AND ASHLEE SCHOLEFIELD. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. Good evening. Welcome to Seven Sharp. Lovely to have you here, Heather. Mike had to have the night off to make sure he is available for the election. He has got his feet up. Look at this, people. Look at how sick he is (!) He looks relaxed, which is good. That is not his first glass, is it? It has been a hard election. Are you happy to see the end of it? I'm looking forward to tomorrow night. The last three weeks, it has ramped up. Sometimes I get home and I expect David Cunliffe for John Key to be in my lounge. I'm excited to see somebody else on the news. HERE'S WHAT ELSE HAS CAUGHT OUR EYE TODAY. SCOTLAND WILL REMAIN PART OF THE UK AFTER A REFERENDUM FOR INDEPENDENCE FAILED. AND IT HASN'T JUST BEEN A BIG TOPIC IN SCOTLAND. THIS MAP SHOWS MORE THAN 2.6 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TWEETING ABOUT IT AROUND THE WORLD FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS. COULD THE 'HAPPY MEAL' BE A CON? NEW RESEARCH HAS FOUND ADS SHOWING NUTRITIOUS ALTERNATIVES TO BURGERS AND FRIES DON'T LEAD TO KIDS MAKING HEALTHIER CHOICES. SOME SAY IT'S JUST THE FAST-FOOD GIANT'S WAY OF GETTING AROUND STRICT ADVERTISING RULES. AND FROM HERO TO ZERO ` THIS FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS CELEBRATING HIS GOAL BY JUMPING OVER A HOARDING, UNAWARE THERE WAS A HOLE ON THE OTHER SIDE. HE MANAGED TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET BEFORE BEING SHOWN A YELLOW CARD. I couldn't believe they just had a hole there. That is dangerous. WINTER'S OVER, AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO WORK ON YOUR BEACH BODY, BUT, SERIOUSLY, WHO CAN BE BOTHERED? Michael not be impressed about that if he was here. WELL, IF YOU NEED SOME EXERCISE INSPIRATION, WE'VE FOUND IT. REMEMBER NICK CHISHOLM, OUR REPORTER MATT'S OLDER BROTHER? HE LIVES WITH LOCKED-IN SYNDROME. NICK IS MENTALLY ALERT BUT CAN'T WALK AND TALK AFTER A MASSIVE BRAIN STEM STROKE 14 YEARS AGO. WE SHOWED YOU NICK'S WEDDING AT THE START OF THE YEAR, SOMETHING MANY THOUGHT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN. WELL, NICK'S BEEN AT IT AGAIN. NO, NOT ANOTHER WEDDING ` DEFYING THE ODDS. MATT'S FOUND HIS BROTHER'S NEW MISSION IS TO GET ON STAGE WEARING A LOT OF FAKE TAN AND NOT A LOT OF FABRIC. TECHNO MUSIC WE GO TO THE GYM FIVE TIMES A WEEK, AROUND ABOUT THREE HOURS A TIME. MUSIC CONTINUES OH, THE GYM'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING, EVEN ME. (LAUGHS) BOTH LAUGH MUSIC CONTINUES IF YOU'RE STRUGGLING FOR MOTIVATION,... WE'RE GIVING HIM A BIT OF PROTEIN POWDER. ...AND NEED A GOOD POST-WINTER KICK UP THE JACKSIE,... GOOD? YEAH. ...THEN PUT YOUR TUCKER, BABY OR SMARTPHONE DOWN AND WATCH THIS ` # WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD, SO GOOD TO BE BAD? # YEAH, HE'S JUST A MACHINE. A QUADRIPLEGIC GIVING IT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. DONE. A QUADRIPLEGIC FIGHTING DESPERATELY TO GET HIS OLD LIFE BACK. HE'S INCREDIBLE. AND WHILE PROGESS IS SLOW, HE'S DEFINITELY MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. HOW'S HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THIS? HE'S STILL GOT SOME CONNECTIONS MOVING FROM HIS BRAIN TO HIS MUSCLE, AS OPPOSED TO, SAY, A SPINAL CHORD INJURY PERSON WHO HAS QUADRIPLEGIA, WHERE THERE'S JUST NO SIGNALS GOING BELOW THAT LEVEL OF INJURY. NICK'S SQUEEZING EVERY LITTLE LAST BIT OF ENERGY OUT OF THE NERVES BETWEEN HIS BRAIN AND HIS MUSCLES... SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT THE BABY OIL FOR YOUR SWEDE. ...AND IT'S PAYING DIVIDENDS. HE'S GONNA LOOK BETTER YET. YOU'VE GOT HIM ON THE 'ROIDS, SURELY? LAUGHTER NAH, NO STEROIDS HERE, JUST PLENTY OF HARD YAKKA. THERE'S BEEN TIMES WHERE I'VE EVEN HAD TO TELL HIM TO BUTTON OFF A WEE BIT. HE'S AS TOUGH AS THEY COME. I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE AS TOUGH AS NICK, MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES PAIN? OH, HE LOVES IT. (LAUGHS) DIG IT OUT. PUSH. (GASPS) HE LIVES WITH A LOT OF PAIN, SO THE GYM STUFF'S NOTHING TO HIM. THIS IS THIS IS SELF-INFLICTED, SO... (LAUGHS) I THINK IT EXCITES HIM A WEE BIT, THAT'S FOR SURE. THE ALTERNATIVE ` PROBABLY A DIFFERENT KIND OF PAINFUL. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE WITHOUT THE GYM? R-E... S, T... REST HOME. # ALL HIS LIFE, HE'S BEEN TOLD... # THIS IS NICK 14 YEARS AGO AFTER A MASSIVE BRAIN STEM STROKE AT JUST 27, FIVE PEOPLE CONTROLLING HIS LIFELESS BODY. HE WAS JUST LIKE A BIG BOWL OF JELLY. DUNEDIN'S SKY FITNESS HAS BEEN HIS SECOND HOME PRETTY MUCH EVER SINCE. (LAUGHS) HE GETS TO HANG OUT WITH THE GUYS AND BE ONE OF THE GUYS AND JUST BE NORMAL. HE REALLY REWROTE THE, KIND OF, TEXT BOOKS IN TERMS OF THE MANAGEMENT OF DISABILITY REHAB, BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS SOMEBODY THAT JUST WANTED TO PUSH THAT LITTLE BIT FURTHER. DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE GOING, 'YOU KNOW WHAT? 'I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE GYM THIS WEEK?' SOME DAYS A-F... AFTER LOTS OF PAIN. BUT THE THING ABOUT NICK IS HE ALWAYS FRONTS. SOME DAYS A-F... AFTER LOTS OF PAIN. BUT THE THING ABOUT NICK IS HE ALWAYS FRONTS. HIS DETERMINATION AND GUTS THAT HE'S GOT FOR LIFE IS AWESOME. # I LIKE PLEASURE SPIKED WITH PAIN, AND MUSIC... # THE LATEST CHALLENGE ` BODYBUILDING. THIS IS THE MONEY SHOT. A SHORT TERM GOAL TO AGAIN HELP GET THE OLD WALKING AND TALKING NICK BACK. I IMAGINE NICK WOULD HAVE TAKEN TO THE POSING JUST LIKE THAT? I THINK IT RUNS RUNS IN THE FAMILY, BY THE SOUNDS OF THINGS, SO HE'S DEFINITELY PICKED IT UP PRETTY QUICKLY. IN FACT, HE'S DOING SO WELL ` LOOK, NO PUKU ` HE'S JUST CLEANED UP WHAT THEY RECKON IS THE WORLD'S FIRST ONLINE WHEELCHAIR BODYBUILDING COMPETITION. THIS SHOWS THAT ANYONE CAN DO ANYTHING. IT'S M-E... N. IT'S MENTAL. YEAH, YEAH. THAT MIND-OVER-MATTER APPROACH WILL SEE NICK GUEST POSING AT THE SOUTH ISLAND BODYBUILDING CHAMPS IN HOME TOWN DUNEDIN THIS WEEKEND. THIS IS JUST SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. SO, HOW STRONG IS HE? HERE'S MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT BENCH-PRESSING JUST 66KG AFTER HE'D ALREADY SMASHED 90. (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) ARE YOU PRETTY STOKED THAT HE'S IN GOOD NICK? > YEAH. (LAUGHS) HE'S SO TIRED. SO HES GOT A GOOD BODY, BUT YOU CAN'T USE IT? BOTH LAUGH When is the last time you saw Matt Chisholm with a singlet on? He's a bit of work to catch up to his brother. His brother, when he was in the coma, was aware that there were talking about switching off life-support. Look at him now. He is defying all the odds. The pain he is an to do what he has done. Every time I see Nick, he challenges me personally. COMING UP ` SOMEONE ON THE SEVEN SHARP TEAM'S BEEN HIDING SOMETHING. FIND OUT WHAT IT IS BEFORE THE END OF THE SHOW. (BLOWS RASPBERRY) ANY GLENDRONACH THAT YOU'VE GOT OPEN WOULD BE AMAZING. THE GOODY TWO-SHOES OF PARLIAMENT SHOWS US HER, UH, WILD SIDE. AND HOW'S YOUR FLAG TRIVIA? WHITE. WHITE? YELLOW! JESUS. BLUE, I THINK. THEY'RE ALL WRONG. SO WHAT COLOUR ARE THE STARS ON OUR FLAG? EVEN JACINDA MAY NOT MAKE IT BACK TO PARLIAMENT. SOME PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED WHEN THEY WHEY THEY HERE THAT THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOME OF US, IF WE WERE AT THAT POINT, MIGHT NOT BE BACK, BUT I DON'T I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 'COURSE NOT, COS LOSING JACINDA WOULD BE A MAJOR BLOW TO LABOUR. SHE MAY GET A LITTLE PUMMELLED IN THE HOUSE. ZIP IT, SWEETIE. I'M GETTING THERE. BUT SHE'S LABOUR'S FIFTH MOST IMPORTANT MP, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S THEIR YOUNGEST. AND, OH MY GOSH, DON'T ASK IF SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE A MINISTER. YEAH. I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE MIGHT ASK THAT QUESTION, BUT I'VE BEEN IN PARLIAMENT NOW SIX YEARS. YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE SLIGHT LIMITATIONS IF YOU COME INTO POLITICS YOUNG, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT LIMITS MY ABILITY TO DO THE JOB. AND THIS IS WHY SHE WANTS YOUR VOTE. I'VE GOT THIS BILL CALLED THE CHILD POVERTY REDUCTION AND ERADICATION BILL. I WANT TO BECOME A MINISTER SO I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN, THAT ONE PIECE OF LAW, BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD GUIDE THE WAY THAT WE DEAL WITH CHILDREN'S ISSUES. OH YEAH, WE'VE DITCHED THE KIDS FOR A WHISKY TASTING INSTEAD. RISKY MOVE, JACINDA. WE'RE HERE COS JACINDA LOVES WHISKY. (BLOWS RASPBERRY) ANY GLENDRONACH THAT YOU'VE GOT OPEN WOULD BE AMAZING. THIS SURPRISED ME. I PEGGED HER AS A GOODY TWO-SHOES. SQUARE, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? YEP. > YEP. BOTH LAUGH I WAS WRONG-ISH. I'M A NERD. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. LOOK, NO ONE WHO'S INTO POLITICS OR JOINS A POLITICAL PARTY AT 17 IS PARTICULARLY NORMAL. AT LEAST I'M SELF-AWARE. ACTUALLY, JACINDA'S A DJ AND PROBABLY OUR COOLEST MP. BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A LOW BAR. WE ALL KNOW THAT. AND AS FOR MAKING TV MISTAKES TWICE, JACINDA VERY CAREFULLY ONLY TOOK ABOUT TWO SIPS. YOUNG BUT NOT STUPID. How many did you take? I took a few too many, and I did get my giggle on. You did 10 political profiles. We surprised by any? I was surprised by Jacinda Ardern. I found her very engaging. I think that sometimes when there is somebody beautiful, you underestimate them. You don't want to like them, but I really liked her. While we are on politics, I had been meaning to update you ` we did a fact check on Winston Peters. I call Winston Peters and asked what we were doing. He was so cross with me for the fact check that he did not want to come on camera. What did he say? Winston Peters was cross with me that we haven't done selfies with him but we had done them with DC and JK. I haven't seen many of his selfies. Have you done your vote compass? I did it weeks ago. I'm voting tomorrow. NEXT ON SEVEN SHARP, WE HAVE A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE THE END OF THE SHOW. ALSO COMING UP ` THINK MAKING TV IS EASY? IT'S BASICALLY GOING TO BE LIKE EVERY AWESOME ACTION SHOW YOU EVER REMEMBER FROM THE '80S, MADE ON A TINY NZ ON AIR BUDGET. BOTH LAUGH WELL, IT COULD BE TIME TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS. PLUS,... WHAT'S GOT YOU TALKING THIS WEEK? IF YOU'RE A REGULAR VIEWER OF THIS SHOW, YOU MIGHT THINK MAKING TV'S EASY! Mike makes it look hard for us. IN NZ TV HISTORY. YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING SUSSED EXCEPT... THE LEAD ROLE. '80S KIDS HAD MANY IDOLS ` HASSELHOFF, HOUSTON,... # I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY. # ...T... WELL, I PITY THE FOOL THAT MAKES THAT MISTAKE. ...AND TEO. YEAH. THIS YOUNG MAORI KID WHO RODE A SKATEBOARD AND GOT INTO ALL KINDS OF SCRAPES. DOES YOUR MUM KNOW YOU RIDE THAT THING LIKE THAT, SON? HE'S THE CLOSEST THING TO A SUPERHERO THAT WE'VE GOT. THESE GUYS ARE REMAKING THE ICONIC SHOW. IT'S BASICALLY GOING TO BE LIKE EVERY AWESOME ACTION SHOW YOU EVER REMEMBER FROM THE '80S, MADE ON A TINY NZ ON AIR BUDGET. BOTH LAUGH # UH-OH, UH-OH. TERRY TEO, TERRY TEO. # UH-OH, UH-OH. # BUT 'UH-OH' IS RIGHT. THEY HAVEN'T FOUND TERRY! WE DIDN'T GET AS MANY PEOPLE COMING IN AS WE HAD HOPED. IT SEEMS LIKE MAYBE ACTING DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A VIABLE PROFESSION FOR YOUNG MAORI KIDS. I WONDER WHY THAT IS (!) I MEAN, THEY'RE RIGHT. SO IF YOU LIKE TO TAKE RISKS, GERRARD AND LUKE WANT TO MAKE YOU A STAR. IT'S THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME. IF YOU BECOME THE NEXT TERRY TEO, YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. THEY'RE CASTING THE 'CASTING' NET AS WIDE AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU'RE A YOUNG, CONFIDENT KID WHO LIKES MOVIES AND MAKE-BELIEVE, THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO GET INVOLVED. WHAT ABOUT OTHER CHARACTERS? THIS GUY WAS IN THE ORIGINAL. IT'S A LITTLE PLACE CALLED KAUPATI. ANY PLANS FOR CURRENT POLITICIANS? MAYBE KIM DOTCOM AS A VILLAIN. WHY ARE YOU TURNING RED, PRIME MINISTER? NOT TO MUCH OF A STRETCH. BOTH CHUCKLE SO COME ON, KIDS. STARDOM AWAITS. BUT MAYBE ASK MUM FIRST. WE'RE GOING TO BE FILMING THIS PRETTY SOON, DURING EXAMS, SO HE PROBABLY CAN'T BE IN A HIGH SCHOOL, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLUNK YOUR EXAMS ANYWAY, THEN JUST COME ALONG. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? # TERRY TEO. UH-OH, UH-OH. # TERRY TEO, TERRY TEO. UH-OH, UH-OH. # IF YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE NEXT TERRY TEO, WE'VE GOT ALL THE DETAILS ON OUR FACEBOOK AND TWITTER. TERRY IS 17 IN THE NEW SERIES, SO 13- TO 25-YEAR-OLDS CAN HAVE A CRACK. Or if you're 30 and look really really young like you. TIME NOW TO MAKE YOU A LITTLE BIT SMARTER GOING INTO THE WEEKEND. AND THIS WEEK, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE. AND IF YOU THINK IT DOESN'T MATTER FOR US, YOU MIGHT BE WRONG! IT'LL CHANGE OUR FLAG. BUT HOW MUCH DO WE KNOW ABOUT OUR FLAG ANYWAY? SEEMS A FEW OF US NEED TO SHARPEN UP. ELECTRONIC MUSIC UH, WHITE? WHITE. WHITE? WHITE? RED. WHITE. THEY'RE WHITE. WHITE? OOH. YELLOW! THEY'RE YELLOW. YELLOW. BLUE, I THINK. ARE THEY NOT? RED. BOTH: WHITE. BLUE, I THINK. ARE THEY NOT? RED. BOTH: WHITE. UM... JESUS. BLUE? BLUE. GOLD? MATE, RED. RED WITH A WHITE SURROUNDING. HE'S RIGHT. OH. (CHUCKLES) BOTH LAUGH (LAUGHS) REALLY? OH OK. WELL, CHANGE IT. BOTH LAUGH (LAUGHS) POSITIVE THEY'RE RED? OH, WELL, THAT WAS A DUD, THEN, WASN'T IT? RED IS NOT THE COLOUR FOR STARS. RED IS PINK'S UGLY SISTER. ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH, MAN, YEAH. (LAUGHS) What you have said if you haven't looked at the flag? I have the same thing where I confused our flag with Australia's recently. I would have said red. Someone said yellow. Communist China flag. Vote compass has crashed, apparently. It's the most traffic and has had and all the weeks it's been running. What does it tell you? Have we not made up our minds yet? As long as you decide, guys. NOW, WE'RE A VERY GENEROUS BUNCH HERE ON SEVEN SHARP, AND FOR THE LAST FOUR WEEKS WE'VE BEEN GIVING AWAY AN IPAD. ALL YOU'VE HAD TO DO WAS IS SEND IN YOUR MEME OF THE WEEK. TONIGHT WE GIVE AWAY OUR FINAL PRIZE, BUT FIRST CHECK OUT SOME OF OUR FAVOURITE ONES. ROCK MUSIC PLAYS DING! FANFARE DOG BARKS, HOWLS MONKEYS HOWL WHISTLING Was there Jack Tame one real? Do you remember when he wasn't a babe? He was a child once, like all of us. BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER, AND THAT IS... Oh, I've got to hold it up. There is quite clever, actually. Have you tried to do one? Not yet. I tried, and they are hard to do. That iPad is on the way to you. 4 � hours of political chit chat, and then 'zip it'. LET'S BE HONEST, IT CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH. THIS CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN SO ROUGH. IN FACT, IT'S BEEN EASY TO FORGET HOW SPOILT FOR CHOICE WE ARE IN NZ. THERE'S LABOUR WITH SOME PRETTY COURAGEOUS IDEAS, LIKE RAISING THE PENSION AGE; THERE'S NATIONAL ` GOT US THROUGH REALLY TOUGH TIMES IN GOOD SHAPE; THE GREENS ` NOW A PARTY WITH SOME SERIOUS CLOUT; THE MAORI PARTY ` BRAVELY PROVING CRITICS WRONG; AND WE CAN GO ON. THERE ARE, OF COURSE, SOME PARTIES WE COULD DO WITH NEVER HEARING FROM AGAIN, AND, HEY, MAYBE AFTER TOMORROW WE WON'T. FINGERS CROSSED. THE MAIN THING, OF COURSE, IS TO VOTE TOMORROW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY. DON'T LET THE BAD WEATHER PUT YOU OFF. IT'S YOUR ONE CHANCE TO HAVE A SAY. TOMORROW NIGHT, HEATHER, MIKE AND I WILL ALL BE HERE FROM 7 WITH THE LIVE COVERAGE, SO MAKE SURE YOU JOIN US AS THE RESULTS COME IN. AND JUST QUICKLY FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THE OLD OUTFIT'S GETTING A WEE BIT SNUG OF LATE, A FEW OF YOU HAVE ASKED ME ON TWITTER OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS WHETHER I HAVE NEWS, AND I DO. I'M PREGNANT WITH MY SECOND BABY, DUE NEXT YEAR. WE COULDN'T LET THIS MOMENT PASS WITHOUT A WORD FROM MIKE. We couldn't be more stoked for you. I don't have to suck my tummy in any more. WE COULDN'T LET THIS MOMENT PASS WITHOUT A WORD FROM MIKE. SORRY TO INTERRUPT WHAT I'M SURE HAS BEEN A SCINTILLATING PROGRAMME WITHOUT ME, AND ISN'T IT IRONIC, EH? ISN'T IT IRONIC ON ABOUT WHAT REALLY IS ABOUT THE ONE DAY OFF I'VE HAD ALL YEAR YOU CHOOSE TONIGHT TO MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT? SO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I HAD SOME SORT OF SMALL INPUT INTO WHAT REALLY IS FANTASTIC NEWS. AND WHEN WE TOLD THE KIDS AT HOME ` BECAUSE, OF COURSE, THIS IS THE OTHER BIG PROBLEM ` WE'VE GOT SO MANY CHILDREN AT HOME, SO, SO MANY CHILDREN. LOOK AT YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES. YOU'VE JUST GOT THE ONE LITTLE JU-JU, AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHILD FOR THE VERY SIMPLE REASON THAT SOLE CHILDREN WILL GROW UP TO BE EXTREMELY ODD, IN MY EXPERIENCE, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER MATTER. ANYWAY, WARMEST CONGRATULATIONS. A COUPLE OF THE CHILDREN SAID, 'GIVE US THE JOOSH. WE'LL LOOK AFTER IT,' COS EVERY TIME SHE COMES ROUND, SHE LOVES THEM; THEY LOVE HER, AND THEY THINK MAYBE YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF HANDLING TWO CHILDREN AT ONCE. I TRIED TO REASSURE THEM THAT IT WOULDN'T BE THAT BIGGER DEAL AT THE END OF THE DAY. SO CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AND, OF COURSE, MATT. I'M ASSUMING THAT IT'S MATT'S. LET'S GO WITH THAT AND SAY IT IS MATT'S. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AND MATT. IT'S BEEN A FANTASTIC ANNOUNCEMENT, AND WE ARE THRILLED FOR YOU. Oh dear. It is no surprise. Thank you, Mike. It is my husbands. Let me clarify that. I may need to take you up on giving Juliet to you for a few weeks. Can you aim for five like Mike? Because we are so stoked for you, the bosses collected all our lolly money for the next year, and we got you something. Show us the bump. Does this mean it's gonna be a girl? Any preferences? I don't mind. HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND. WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ON ELECTION NIGHT. CAPTIONS BY FINN SCOTT-KELLY AND PIPPA JEFFERIES. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014