IT'S SEVEN SHARP. THE DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN FREEDOM AND SECURITY MAY HAVE TO SHIFT. COULD TERRORISM GO TRANS-TASMAN? PLUS... YOUR TEACHING DEGREE GETS YOU SO FAR. A REAL LESSON IN BEING THE BEST. DOES SHE MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH? ALL: YES! FROM NZ'S MOST INSPIRING TEACHER. AND IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SURVEILLANCE,... YOU CAN GENERALLY TELL BY THE NOISES. AND THAT'S WHAT WE LISTEN FOR. FIND OUT HOW TO AVOID GETTING YOUR RUBBISH MAN' ATTENTION. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY TOM WILSON AND FAITH HAMBLYN. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. Welcome to see a sharp. You must be getting excited about school holidays. I'm melancholic tonight. This is your last night on the programme for the week. You are way up the mountain. When we you were away for days on end? This is a lifetime project she's taken on. She spent so much time at the Mt up Mount Taranaki. This is part two of the documentary. When I commit to a project, I follow it through. Here's a photo from last time. That's not me! How much more filming is there? I've got five days. How many of you done already? Four days. And then voice-overs. It better be scintillating television. I thought it was 2019. It might be on the cutting room floor. Good to see you are so depressed about me leaving though. HERE'S WHAT CAUGHT OUR EYE TODAY. CALLS TO RE-ENTER THE PIKE RIVER MINE HAVE STEPPED UP AFTER THE RELEASE OF DOCUMENTS SHOWING WORKSAFE OK'D THE PLAN LATE LAST YEAR. PREGNANT WOMEN ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET THE FLU, BUT SURPRISINGLY, IT'S BECAUSE THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEMS ARE HYPERACTIVE, RATHER THAN WEAKENED BY PREGNANCY. FROM THE 'THIS EXCUSE WON'T WASH' FILE ` STAR WILLIAMS (19) FROM NORTH CAROLINA TOLD POLICE SHE WAS DRIVING AT SPEEDS OF AROUND 160KM/H BECAUSE HER FOOT GOT STUCK ON THE PEDAL. WHEN SHE MANAGED TO UNSTICK HER FOOT AND STOP THE CAR, SHE WAS ARRESTED. That's a rocket scientist. UNTIL THIS PAST WEEK OR SO, TERRORISM HAS BEEN REAL BUT DISTANT. TERROR HAS BEEN IN NEW YORK OR IRAQ OR SYRIA. NOW IT IS IN AUSTRALIA. JUST ACROSS THE DITCH, AUSTRALIA'S GRAPPLING WITH WHAT SEEMS TO BE A GROWING THREAT. THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN RADICALISED... ETHNIC MUSIC, SINGING AND BRUTALISED... ETHNIC MUSIC, SINGING CONTINUES AND COULD BECOME TERRORISTS IN THEIR HOME COUNTRIES. TONY ABBOTT'S STARK WARNING TO PARLIAMENT, WHERE MEN WITH MACHINE GUNS NOW GUARD THE DOOR. THE DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN FREEDOM AND SECURITY MAY HAVE TO SHIFT. IN AUSTRALIA, THE TERROR TIME BOMB HAS BEEN TICKING. THIS LAST WEEK IT NEARLY DETONATED, BUT WAS DIFFUSED BY A MASSIVE POLICE OPERATION. WE WORKED TOGETHER TO MAKE SURE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. A PUBLIC EXECUTION WAS FOILED, BUT THIS WAS A GRIM REALITY CHECK. THE WAR AGAINST THE ISLAMIC STATE IS NOW IN OUR BACKYARD. NOW THAT OBVIOUSLY WE CAN SEE IT HAPPENING, OF COURSE IT'S SCARY. IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, ANOTHER ACT TO INCITE FEAR ` TWO POLICE OFFICERS STABBED. THE PERSON IN QUESTION WAS A KNOWN TERROR SUSPECT. WITH GRAND FINAL SEASON APPROACHING, AUSTRALIA IS ON HIGH ALERT. ITS LEADER WALKS A TIGHTROPE, FENDING OFF A VERY REAL THREAT... ETHNIC MUSIC CONTINUES ...WHILE PLEADING FOR CALM. I URGE AUSTRALIANS TO GO ABOUT THEIR NORMAL LIVES, BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT OF TERRORISM IS TO PREVENT US FROM BEING OURSELVES. EARLIER I SPOKE TO GREG BARTON FROM MONASH UNIVERSITY'S GLOBAL TERRORISM RESEARCH CENTRE. GREG, THE EXPLOSION OF ACTIVITY WE'VE SEEN IN THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS ` THE RAIDS, THE LOCKDOWNS ` IS THIS COME COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE, OR HAS THIS BEEN BUILDING FOR A WHILE? IT DOESN'T COME COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE. IT'S BEEN` WE'VE BEEN FOREWARNED, BUT I GUESS IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT'S SO INCREDIBLE, IT'S BEEN HARD TO BELIEVE THE WARNINGS. BUT THE OUTGOING HEAD OF OUR DOMESTIC SECURITY AGENCY, ASIO, DAVID IRVINE, SAID IN HIS LAST WEEK THAT HE'S RAISING THE TERROR SECURITY ALERT BECAUSE` THAT WE'RE GOING FROM MEDIUM TO HIGH, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE EXPECTING PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT ATTACKS. AND THEN LAST WEEK, WE HAD THE DRAMATIC POLICE RAIDS ON THURSDAY IN SYDNEY AND BRISBANE, APPARENTLY TRIGGERED BY AN INTERCEPTED PHONE CALL ON TUESDAY, ASKING A YOUNG MAN, OMARJAN AZARI, TO GO AHEAD AND DO A WOOLWICH-STYLE ATTACK ` ATTACK A RANDOM STRANGER WITH A KNIFE AND PERHAPS EVEN SEVER THEIR HEAD AND PUT IT ON CAMERA, WRAPPING THEM IN AN ISIS FLAG. AND THEN OF COURSE WE HAD THIS TERRIBLE INCIDENT LAST NIGHT. SO IN A SENSE, WHAT THE AUTHORITIES TOLD US HAS BEEN PROVEN TRUE, BUT IT JUST SEEMED TO HORRIBLE TO EVEN THINK IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. HOW ON TOP DO YOU THINK THE AUTHORITIES ARE ON ALL THIS IN AUSTRALIA? I THINK ON MOST ACCOUNTS, VERY GOOD. I THINK IN TERMS OF INTELLIGENCE AND POLICING, PRETTY GOOD. IN TERMS OF COMMUNITY RELATIONS, IT'S MOSTLY A GOOD STORY, BUT I THINK WE CAN DO A LOT BETTER. I THINK WORKING WITH THOSE 70 YOUNG AUSTRALIANS WHOSE PASSPORTS WE'VE WITHHELD, INCLUDING THIS` TRAGICALLY, THIS YOUNG MAN WHO LOST HIS LIFE LAST NIGHT, INVOLVED IN THAT BRUTAL STABBING. I THINK WE PROBABLY NEED TO PUT MORE RESOURCES INTO WORKING SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOSE PEOPLE, THE 20-PLUS WHO HAVE RETURNED, AND, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, TRY AND BREAK THE POWER OF THE RECRUITERS. THAT'S PROBABLY OUR WEAK LINK AT THE MOMENT. I WAS GOING TO SAY, HAS THE HORSE BOLTED, TO A DEGREE? I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT PAPER IT WAS I WAS READING THE OTHER DAY IN AUSTRALIA, BUT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT AN ISIS RECRUITER WHO'S LIVING IN SYDNEY. DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE, AND IF THEY DO, WHY AREN'T THEY ROUNDING THEM UP? LOOK, THOSE ARE GOOD QUESTIONS. JUST THIS WEEK IN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA, WE'RE GOING THROUGH REVISED CHANGES TO COUNTERTERRORISM LEGISLATION. AT THE MOMENT, UNDER EXISTING LEGISLATIONS, IT'S INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT FOR POLICE TO ARREST AND LAY CHARGES BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT SOMEBODY IS IN THE PREPARATION FOR AN ACT OF TERROR. YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW THAT THEY'RE RECRUITING OR THEY'RE PROPAGANDARISING SUPPORTING A TERROR GROUP. YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEY'RE, SORT OF, PLANNING TO PLANT A BOMB UNDER THIS SITE NEXT WEEK. IT'S VERY NARROW DEFINITIONS. IT'S GOING TO BE CHANGED SO THAT MANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUBJECT TO QUESTIONING IN RECENT WEEKS, I THINK, WOULD BE ARRESTED IF THE NEW LEGISLATION WERE IN PLACE, YEAH. BUT IT'S NOT YET. AND DOES IT AFFECT YOU IN AUSTRALIA, AND THEREFORE IT COMES TO US NEXT? OR IS AUSTRALIA SO CLOSELY ALIGNED WITH AMERICA THAT IT'S REALLY YOUR PROBLEM, NOT OURS, DO YOU THINK? WELL, SOME IN AUSTRALIA ARE CRITICAL OF US JOINING A MILITARY COALITION, SAYING IT MAKES US A BIGGER TARGET, AND I THINK THERE'S SOME MERIT IN THAT ARGUMENT. I ALSO THINK IT'S TRUE THAT IF WE DIDN'T JOIN A COALITION, WE'D STILL BE A TARGET, AND THAT MEANS SO, TOO, NZ. IN MOST RESPECTS, AUSTRALIAN AND NZ SOCIETIES ARE VERY SIMILAR, AND THE SAME DYNAMICS ARE AT WORK, WITH THE YOUNG PEOPLE FEELING A BIT ALIENATED, A BIT LONELY. SOMEBODY COMING ALONG AND BEFRIENDING THEM. THEY GET A NEW SENSE OF PURPOSE AND BELONGING, AND A GROUP THAT TURNS OUT TO BE VERY MALIGNED, AND WE'VE HAD YOUNG NZERS ALSO RADICALISED, AND THAT MEANS IT'S LIKELY THAT THE SAME THREATS WILL FOLLOW. SO I DON'T THINK THIS IS JUST ABOUT A MILITARY COALITION AGAINST ISLAMIC STATE, OR THEY WILL SPIN IT THAT WAY. I THINK IT'S ABOUT A LONG-PLANNED INTENTION TO STRIKE, NOT JUST IN IRAQ AND SYRIA, BUT ALL AROUND THE WORLD. Dear I bring back the election campaign for just a moment, they talk about the radicalised people. What's stopping some random saying I'm part of that group and doing as others have done? There's a lot of nut jobs out there. They will have to change the whole way they deal with people like that. COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP ` ALL CHANT HAKA IT IS A TRIBUTE TO AWESOMENESS,... ARE YOU FOR REAL? ...AND IT HAS MOVED THIS TEACHER TO TEARS. PLUS ` A TREASURE TROVE OF TRASH. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THAT IS? IT'S A HIP REPLACEMENT. NICE. (LAUGHS) YOU'LL BE AMAZED WHAT MAKES OUR RUBBISH MEN SEE RED. Are the any shots in the documentary on your Mt we use said people? Are you at altitude? The two hour trek up is of concern to me. We have a lot of safety officers sounds like a fun weekend. THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH DEBATE AROUND TEACHERS THIS YEAR, HASN'T THERE? QUALITY VERSUS QUANTITY; CAN A GOOD TEACHER MAKE MORE DIFFERENCE THAN A LOT OF AVERAGE ONES? WHATEVER SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT YOU'RE ON, WE CAN SURELY ALL AGREE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE TEACHERS LIKE MELANIE WIHONGI-POPHAM FROM HAMILTON'S MAEROA INTERMEDIATE. SHE'S COME OUT TOPS IN A COMPETITION RUN BY WAREHOUSE STATIONERY TO FIND THE COUNTRY'S MOST INSPIRING TEACHER. WE SENT GILL HIGGINS TO ROOM 7 TO DELIVER THE NEWS. SLOW, FUNKY MUSIC A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER AT MAEROA INTERMEDIATE. IF WE HAVE A LOOK UP AT THERE... LESSONS ARE IN FULL SWING IN MISS WIHONGI-POPHAM'S CLASS. THAT ONE'S GOOD. BUT ONE STUDENT GETS A CALL TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. SHE KNOWS WHY. < THIS IS A GOOD THING. WHY ARE YOU CRYING? COS I'M HAPPY AND NERVOUS ALL AT THE SAME TIME. IT'S ABOUT MISS WIHONGI-POPHAM. SHE'S A COOL TEACHER. MY BROTHER WAS IN HER CLASS AS WELL. HE'S A MORE BETTER PERSON AFTER BEING IN HER CLASS. MISS HAS WON ALL THIS FOR BEING THE MOST INSPIRING TEACHER IN NZ. SO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S WON THE AWARD AND SHE THINKS WE'RE JUST GONNA DO A PIECE ON THE STATE OF EDUCATION. THESE ONES ARE PERFECT. JAUNTY POP MUSIC AS THE CLASS TUSSLES WITH TESSELLATION,... IF YOU FILL IT IN, THEN IT BECOMES A TESSELLATED SHAPE. ...WE PRETEND TO TACKLE THE REFORM OF EDUCATION,... SMALLER CLASSES. ...BUT WE TEASE OUT THE SECRET TO HER SUCCESS. YOUR TEACHING DEGREE GETS YOU SO FAR, BUT THEN THE OTHER THINGS LIKE BEING ABLE TO MOTIVATE THEM TO LEARN, TO WANT TO LEARN. LOOK AT ME. SHE CERTAINLY KEEPS THE BOSS HAPPY. SHE FINDS OUT EXACTLY WHERE THEY'RE AT WITH THEIR LEARNING. THOSE ARE TOO EASY FOR YOU. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF ISSUES THEY'VE HAD, SHE'S THERE FOR THEM. SHE NEVER GIVES UP. TAKE YOUR STOOL OVER THERE, BUD. SO, HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOURSELF AS A TEACHER? PRETTY ON-TO-IT TEACHER. HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR STUDENTS RATE YOU? I DON'T KNOW. YOU'D HAVE TO ASK THEM. WE'LL GO ONE BETTER. ALL CHANT HAKA KIA ORA. FROM 5000 NOMINATIONS, SHE NAILED IT. IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY, YOU ARE THE MOST INSPIRING TEACHER. NO, YOU ARE KIDDING. BECAUSE PEOPLE SAID VERY COOL THINGS ABOUT HER. READS: 'YOU'RE A TEACHER THAT MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH, 'AND YOU'RE FUNNY AS.' DOES SHE MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH? CHILDREN: YES! 'SHE FINDS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO LEAVE HER PUPILS AT SCHOOL. 'THEY FOLLOW HER WHANAU ON HOLIDAY. THEY FOLLOW HER TO THE MOVIES.' WHO FOLLOWS HER TO THE MOVIES? LAUGHTER THE MOST TOUCHING FROM THIS BOY, REWI, WHO WAS AWAY THAT DAY. HIS MUM SENT SOMETHING IN. IT'S BECAUSE OF HER THAT HE'S FELT ABLE TO BE PART OF THE MATHS QUIZ 'TEAM AND HAVE A GO AT THE SPEECH COMPETITION. 'HER CLASS IS THE FIRST CLASS OUR SON HAS BEEN IN WHERE HE'S ACCEPTED 'FOR ALL HIS UNIQUENESS.' SO WELL DONE. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. APPLAUSE AND THERE'S JUST A FEW LITTLE GIFTS HERE FOR YOU. WHOA! COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC OH, WOW! LOOK! WE CAN SPEND $500 ON OUR SCHOOL! OUR OWN LAMINATOR! WHOA! LOOK AT THAT! JUST TO REMIND YOU WHY SHE GOT ALL THIS... SHE'S GOT A REAL GOOD HEART. SHE SEES THE BEST IN EVERYONE AND MAKES EVERYONE SMILE EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT HAPPY. WHEN SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND YOU, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN A BIG CUDDLY, FLUFFY BLANKET. NO OTHER CLASSROOM I WANNA BE IN THIS SCHOOL. BECAUSE SHE'S WONDERFUL AND KIND TO ME. ARE YOU FOR REAL? $5000 WORTH OF FLIGHTS! CHEERING, APPLAUSE < WOULD YOU LIKE TO CLONE HER? I WOULD LOVE TO CLONE HER. IT'D BE LOVELY TO HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF TEACHERS LIKE HER. SHE'S A REALLY SPECIAL PERSON. That is my argument. I get in so much trouble with the unions. The brilliant ones away more effective than a handful of people you stick in the classroom. She is a prime example of a teacher you should pay more. She is not only getting results teaching wise but every day she brings an extra fruit or snacks. That's the difference between quality and quantity. For 11 and 12-year-olds in maths, I've never heard the word tessellation in my life. The great fear of having children is that at some point, children bring high maths home work that you don't understand. You would be hopeless if they brought home the spelling books too. I can't spell, I can't add. You asked me to spell Leonardo. I asked you to spell the word assuage. NEXT ON SEVEN SHARP ` OH, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO. ...BUT DIRTY TRICKS HAVE GOT RUBBISH MEN SEEING RED. Do you want some scroggin to take up the mountain? Oxygen mask? Helmet? Karen gave me the weather report and said the weather is bad tomorrow but then I K. The documentary is going to be so amazing. WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT RECYCLING. WE ALL KNOW WE SHOULD BE DOING IT, BUT SOMETIMES, WELL, GOOD INTENTIONS DON'T ALWAYS PAN OUT. WELL, CLEARLY THE ODD AUCKLANDER DOES. CAR PARTS, SNOWBOARD BOOTS. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE. THIS` CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THAT IS? IT'S A HIP REPLACEMENT. NICE (!) A RECYCLING BIN IS NOT YOUR SECOND RUBBISH BIN. WE ARE JUST SAYING, 'STOP AND THINK.' CAN THE AEROSOL BE RECYCLED? WHAT ABOUT THE CD? THERE IS ALL SORTS OF THINGS. WELL, CAN THE AEROSOL BE RECYCLED? AEROSOLS CAN UNLESS THEY'VE GOT SOME HAZARDOUS CONTENT, AND CDS CAN'T. THE ROUGH RULE OF THUMB THEN IF IT'S PACKAGING FROM THE KITCHEN, LAUNDRY OR BATHROOM AND IS RIGID ENOUGH TO KEEP ITS SHAPE, IT'S RECYCLABLE AND NEEDS TO GO IN A YELLOW TOP, NOT INTO GENERAL RUBBISH. 15% OF WHAT IS IN YOUR AVERAGE AUCKLANDER'S RUBBISH BAG IS ACTUALLY RECYCLABLE. IF THEY PUT IT IN THEIR RUBBISH BIN, IT GOES STRAIGHT TO THE LANDFILL. IT'S ACTUALLY BURYING MONEY. SO, FOR YOU, RECYCLING QUEEN, PUT THAT AWAY FOR A RAINY DAY. (LAUGHS) CHEEKY. MAYBE 10, 20 YEARS? I DUNNO. 50. BOTH LAUGH He is your problem can you not recycle your microwave? I wouldn't put a microwave out for a start. I know it goes in the inorganic collection. She says what did is my rubbish day? Is it only a fortnight? Mac does all my recycling. You are like the Queen. It's my husband's job. I have other duties at home. I think that sphere. I beat your Kate doesn't put the rubbish out the kids do. That's what kids are for. I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT AND HOPED I'D BE THE TYPE OF PERSON TO STEP IN AND HELP SOMEONE OUT IF THEY WERE IN TROUBLE. A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK ON NEW YEAR'S EVE A FRIEND AND I ACTUALLY DID TRY TO HELP A TEEN WHO WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS HEAD TRODDEN ON HERE ON AUCKLAND'S QUAY STREET. THANKFULLY, THE POLICE WERE REALLY CLOSE BY SO WE ACTUALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO MUCH. BUT IN RECENT YEARS I'VE STARTED TO REALLY QUESTION WHETHER STEPPING IN IS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BECOME A MUM, OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE STORIES WE SEEM TO CONSTANTLY HEAR WHERE IT ALL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG. TAKE AUSTIN HEMMINGS, WHO WAS KILLED IN 2008 AFTER INTERVENING. OR THIS RECENT EXAMPLE OF LUCY KNIGHT, WHO SUFFERED A FRACTURED SKULL AND BLEED TO THE BRAIN BECAUSE SHE CHOSE TO HELP. SHE WAS EVEN ATTACKED WITH HER 2- AND 4-YEAR-OLD WATCHING ON. I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR INSTINCTS WOULD KICK IN REGARDLESS. AND FOR MOST OF US, WATCHING ANOTHER PERSON GETTING HURT WOULD BE SIMPLY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. BUT AWAY FROM THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, IT CERTAINLY MAKES YOU QUESTION WHAT'S AT STAKE. SO, THE GOOD AND THE GREAT FRONTED UP IN NEW YORK TODAY AT THE LATEST UNITED NATIONS SUMMIT ON CLIMATE CHANGE. FROM THE US PRESIDENT WHO MUST BE THE ULTIMATE HYPOCRITE, GIVEN THEY DON'T WANT A BAR OF THE NEW CARBON-TRADING SCHEME, TO LEONARDO DI CAPRIO WHO'D CLEARLY PARKED HIS PRIUS OUTSIDE AND MADE YET ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD-STYLE PLEA TO DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING. AND ISN'T THAT REALLY THE POINT? IT'S HOT AIR ABOUT HOT AIR. IF WE HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY PLEA THAT WAS MADE TO ACTUALLY ADDRESS THIS ISSUE, WE'D BE RICH. BUT THIS IS THE GREATEST ISSUE OF OUR TIME THAT REALLY ` NO MATTER HOW PASSIONATE ABOUT IT YOU ARE ` HAS FAILED TO GET ANY PROPER TRACTION. KYOTO WAS THE HEYDAY, AND EVEN THE TARGETS ON THAT DEAL WERE NEVER MET. THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS DOING SOMETHING COSTS JOBS AND GROWTH, AND NO GOVERNMENT WILL SAVE THE WORLD IF THEY CAN'T SAVE THEMSELVES AS WELL. SO THE MEETINGS ARE TO ASSUAGE THE GUILTY, TO PROVIDE ENOUGH SMOKE AND MIRRORS TO FOOL THE NAIVE. AND YOU'D HAVE TO SAY, IF THOSE WHO ARE COMPLETELY CONVINCED AND TOTALLY CONVICTED CAN'T ACTUALLY GET ANYTHING DONE, THEN THIS IS A GO-NOWHERE ISSUE. CAPTIONS BY JESSICA BOELL AND JUNE YEOW. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014