IT'S SEVEN SHARP. TONIGHT ` THE FACELESS BOOK. IT JUST SEEMED LIKE IT WAS COMPUTER-GENERATED AND NO ONE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT THE SITE. HOW TO GET STUFF TAKEN DOWN AND MAYBE NOT HAVE IT PUT UP TO BEGIN WITH. PLUS ` SOMETIMES YOU'LL SEE STARS. YEP, SOMETIMES, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT ONE RIGHT NOW. < ARE YOU REMARKABLE? NO. NOT AT ALL. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY... YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IT, RIGHT? YEAH. WELL... ...MAYBE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 'OH, HOLD ON. YOU'RE THE ARTIST, AREN'T YOU?' HE SAID YES, AND WE JUST HAD TO TURN ROUND AND WALK OFF. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY ANTONY VLUG AND VIRGINIA PHILP. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. Good evening. I'm sure there are some excited people at the moment. Are you going to Miley Cyrus? I might be in a pretty close. If you are going tonight, if you're not sure how the gyration goes, it's all in the hips. I'm going to talk to Jack more about his one on one later. HERE'S WHAT CAUGHT OUR EYE TODAY ` A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN FAULT LINE CAPABLE OF QUAKES UP TO 7.1 IN MAGNITUDE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED BENEATH WELLINGTON HARBOUR. REMEMBER THIS DUMP? YEP, THE MILLION-DOLLAR HOVEL. WELL, IT WENT JUST A SMIDGE OVER ITS TARGET, SELLING FOR $1.75M. MAYBE IT WAS TIM WILSON'S IMPROVEMENTS THAT BUMPED UP THE PRICE. AND IF YOU THOUGHT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD KITTIES WERE BAD, IMAGINE THIS FIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW ` TWO MALE KANGAROOS GIVING EACH OTHER THE BASH ON THE CENTRAL COAST, OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR SUBURBAN SURROUNDINGS. I LIKE THAT, BUT IT'S BELOW THE BELT. YOU WANNA AVOID IT. IF YOU THINK FACEBOOK'S GETTING NASTY, REMEMBER, IT WAS ORIGINALLY SET UP TO ALLOW COLLEGE STUDENTS TO RATE EACH OTHER'S LOOKS. NOW THERE'S BEEN AN OUTCRY HERE IN NZ ABOUT SMUTTY FACEBOOK PAGES ` THE LATEST, ONE THAT PUBLISHED EXPLICIT PHOTOS OF KIWI WOMEN, AND EARLIER IN THE WEEK, A CHRISTCHURCH NAME AND SHAME PAGE MADE HEADLINES TOO. SO WHAT DOES THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIANT HAVE TO SAY FOR ITSELF? HERE'S JEHAN CASINADER. FACEBOOK HAS ALWAYS SAID IT DOESN'T TOLERATE BULLYING AND ABUSE. THERE ARE A TON OF PEOPLE WHO WORK ON SAFETY AT FACEBOOK. SO WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PAGES WITH EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT AND RUMOURS ABOUT KIWI TEENS? THE POSTS ON THIS PAGE, CALLED 'SKANK CENTRAL', ARE TOO RUDE, TOO DEFAMATORY TO BROADCAST. WE REPORTED ONE OF THOSE PAGES TO FACEBOOK. ASTONISHINGLY, FACEBOOK REPLIED SAYING THE PAGE DIDN'T BREACH THEIR COMMUNITY STANDARDS, WHICH INCLUDE BULLYING AND HARASSMENT. IT JUST SEEMED LIKE IT WAS COMPUTER GENERATED, THAT SOMEONE JUST PUSHED A BUTTON, THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT THE SITE. PARENTS OF KIDS SLANDERED ON THE PAGE WERE ANGRY. THERE'S BULLYING, IT'S NASTY, IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE. A FEW HOURS LATER, WE HAD ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM FACEBOOK CLAIMING THE CREATOR OF THE PAGE TOOK IT DOWN BEFORE FACEBOOK HAD THE CHANCE TO REVIEW IT. WERE FACEBOOK'S ADMINISTRATORS TRYING TO COVER THEIR TRACKS, PERHAPS? WE TRIED TO CONTACT THEM. SO, THEY USED TO HAVE AN AUCKLAND OFFICE, BUT THAT SEEMS TO BE GONE NOW. WE ALSO TRIED THEIR PR TEAM IN THE US. SURELY YOU CAN GET HOLD OF AN ACTUAL PERSON, WOULDN'T YOU THINK? OH, NO, JUST RECORDED MESSAGES. RECORDED VOICE: HI. YOU'VE REACHED THE PRESS HOTLINE AT FACEBOOK. FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALL ABOUT BEING SOCIAL,... WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HOLD OF YOUR PRESS OFFICE FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS. ...FACEBOOK IS INCREDIBLY HARD TO GET HOLD OF WHEN IT REALLY COUNTS. RECORDED VOICE: ...IF YOU` PHONE BEEPS HEH. THEY'VE CUT ME OFF. WITH ME NOW IS CANTERBURY UNI LAW PROFESSOR URSULA CHEER. Thank you for your time. What do you make of those responses? I'm quite surprised. A lot of the corporations are getting better. Trade me is very good at taking things down quickly. My first suggestion would be goes straight to the ISP and ask them to take it down. From a legal perspective, what do you make of these pages? A lot of this behaviour is immature. That's always happened. It pays not to criminalise that behaviour. It may take a warning from a teacher or police. And some of this material, there is damaging information if it is untrue or damages reputation. Where we are with cyber bullying legislation? Prior to the election, it had been through select committee. In theory, it should be passed reasonably quickly. Complaints To the district court if it's not successful. What you recommend to victims of online cyber bullying? And spite of Facebook's response, try to make a New Zealand connection. If you don't get a response, there's the police. Otherwise, consider if a letter needs to go from somewhere. Try the informal channels first. THANKS, URSULA CHEER. It's a risk you take when you engage with Facebook. I'm getting over Facebook since mum joined. I do like it to stay in touch with friends. The creator of that societies sent us a statement. He says it wasn't made for local women. They were hoping it was professional models, but with local women, he took it down. COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP ` WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE > WHEN YOU'RE EXERTING YOURSELF? > PRETTY BLOODY UGLY, PROBABLY, YEAH. FAR BE IT FOR US TO SAY ANYTHING ON THAT FRONT, BUT YOU'LL BE AMAZED AT WHAT TRISH DOES, EVEN IF SHE'S NOT. < IN YOUR MIND, ARE YOU REMARKABLE? NO, NOT AT ALL. AND OH, YES, MILEY'S HERE. SO WHAT'S SHE BEEN DOING? TIPS FOR TWERKING ` IT TAKES SQUATS AND JUNK IN THE TRUNK. CUSHION FOR THE PUSHING. I HAVE NO DEFINITION. I SHOULD GET BETTER. IF THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE SUCH THINGS WERE EVER ON THE HUNT FOR ANOTHER WONDER OF THE WORLD, THEY'D HAVE TO GO A LONG WAY TO LOOK PAST TRISH MULDROCK. SHE'S AMAZING, PUTTING MANY A MAN, MANY YEARS HER JUNIOR ` INCLUDING THIS ONE ` TO SHAME. MICHAEL HOLLAND PAID HER A VISIT. DYNAMIC MUSIC EXCUSE ME. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GRANDMOTHER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A WORLD CHAMPION ATHLETE. GRANDMOTHER FIRST, YEAH. DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? YEAH, NAH, OVER THERE. LOOK, THERE'S GRANNY! MUSIC CONTINUES WORLD CHAMPION POWERLIFTER? YEAH. WOW. AND THIS IS WHAT THE POWERLIFTING PINNACLE SOUNDS... (GRUNTS) ...AND LOOKS LIKE. JUST DIG DEEP. (GRUNTS) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE... > EXERTING YOURSELF? > PRETTY BLOODY UGLY PROBABLY. YEAH. SOMETIMES YOU'LL SEE STARS. LIKE THE MOVIES WHERE YOU SEE THE STARS AND THE TWEETY BIRDS. I'VE NEVER SEEN TWEETY BIRDS, BUT YOU'LL GET THE STARS. GIVE US SOME VITAL STATS. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I THINK I'M 4'11", BUT I COULD BE LESS NOW, COS I THINK I'M SHRINKING WITH OLD AGE. BOTH CHUCKLE COS I'M NOT EXACTLY A MONSTER. YEAH, NO. AND YOU WEIGH? 45. AS FOR HER YEARS ON THE PLANET... I DON'T THINK I FEEL LIKE WHAT I ONCE THOUGHT 60 WOULD FEEL LIKE. I DON'T THINK 60 IS OLD. 60'S NOT OLD. < IN YOUR MIND, ARE YOU REMARKABLE? NO, NOT AT ALL. < WHAT ARE YOU? I'M JUST SOMEBODY DOING MY OWN THING. INTENSE MUSIC BUT TO HER GRANDCHILDREN,... GOT A WORLD RECORD FOR THAT ONE. OH MY GOD, EH? 115.5KG. ...SHE'S THE NANA WHO KNOWS NO BOUNDS. SHE'S THE BESTEST NANA IN THE WORLD. SHE'S THE STRONGEST NANA IN THE WORLD. BESTEST AND STRONGEST MAKING FOR VERITABLE SEA OF ACCOLADES OVER HER 18-YEAR CAREER. (CHUCKLES) WHAT I REALLY LIKE IS THE ENJOYMENT EVERYBODY ELSE GETS FROM MY ACHIEVEMENTS. AND WE'LL GIVE THE BENCH PRESS TO YOU, EH, MISSY MOO? HOW'S THAT? THEY'RE EXCITED BECAUSE I'VE ACHIEVED ` THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. PROMINENT AMONG HER CHEERLEADERS... TWO, THREE. ...ONE OF HER GYM CLIENTS, NAMED BOMBER,... NICE AND HIGH, EH? GOOD MAN. ...WHO'S RECOVERING FROM A STROKE. HOW STRONG IS SHE? TOO BLOODY STRONG FOR THIS MAORI. BOTH LAUGH FOR THIS MAORI? YEAH. ONE MORE, BOMMER. SHOW THE WORLD ALL THE STROKE PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN THE GYM, EH? HAVE A REST. INSPIRING MUSIC WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT TRISH? PROBABLY IN A BLOODY BOX ABOUT 6FT UNDER THE GROUND. SHE MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU? SHIT YEAH. ALL RIGHT. GET YOU, YOU BUGGER. YOU THINK 'I CAN'T DO IT,' YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO DO IT. I THINK SO MUCH OF LIFTING IS A HEAD THING. BIG CHEST, SQUEEZE THE SHOULDERS TOGETHER, GRIP THE BAR REALLY HARD, BIG BREATH, DRIVE WITH THE LEGS. AND JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT WE KNEW WHAT MAKES TRISH TICK, SHE REVEALS ANOTHER SIDE ` BIG BREATH, NICE AND TIGHT, TUMMY TIGHT. AWAY YOU GO. ...HER VOLUNTARY WORK AT A SLIGHTLY MORE GRITTY GYM IN KAIKOHE, HALF AN HOUR AWAY FROM HER PAID JOB. DO IT FOR LOVE. IT'S A COMMUNITY GYM. THE KIDS ALL TRAIN FOR FREE. THEY WOULDN'T COME IF THEY HAD TO PAY. TWO GYMS, FOUR GOLD MEDALS, THREE WORLD RECORDS AND ONE POWERFUL RESOLVE MANY OF US COULD TAKE HEED OF. DON'T THINK ABOUT HOW OLD YOU ARE ` JUST GO OUT AND DO IT, YOU KNOW. WHO'S PROUD OF NANA? ALL: ME! IT'S LIKE JUST WHEN YOU SEE THOSE OVERACHIEVERS, she works for free down the road. It's incredible. How did you feel? Embarrassed. Jack's been back to the gym after the Sonny Bill feedback last night. I got past halfway on the thing. About 70 KG's. Trish and I have a lot to talk about (!) How do you feel about the elliptical machine or the cross trainer? My husband says when he goes to the gym, he does weights and warmup. Is the cross trainer a girly machine? NEXT ON SEVEN SHARP ` TALK ABOUT NAME DROPPING! IAN MCKELLEN, SIR IAN MCKELLEN, BOUGHT A PIECE FOR HIS PROPERTY IN LONDON, WHICH I INSTALLED. FILM DIRECTOR GUILLERMO DEL TORO ALSO TOOK A SHINE TO ONE OF THOSE, SO HE HAS ONE. GOOD COMPANY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MAX IS TAKING ANYTHING FOR GRANTED. BOTH CHUCKLE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IT, RIGHT? YEAH, I` WELL, I MEAN, WE'LL SEE, I SUPPOSE, BUT, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE. HERE AT SEVEN SHARP, WE LIKE CELEBRATING OUR COUNTRY, SO WE'VE GOT A STORY WITH AN UNEXPECTED LITTLE YAY FOR NZ IN IT. THIS IS ACTUALLY A STORY ABOUT A KIND OF FAMOUS ARTIST FROM LONDON WHO NOW LIVES HERE. AS FAMOUS AS HE IS, HE'S HOLDING HIS FIRST EVER SOLO EXHIBITION THIS MONTH, ALL THANKS TO LI'L OLD NZ. HEATHER DU PLESSIS-ALLAN MET HIM. 'OH, HOW LOVELY,' YOU SAY. 'SHOULD I KNOW THE ARTIST?' WELL, YES. ALL THE FAMOUS PEOPLE KNOW HIM, DARLING. IAN MCKELLEN, SIR IAN MCKELLEN, BOUGHT A PIECE FOR HIS PROPERTY IN LONDON, WHICH I INSTALLED. NIGELLA GOT A PIECE. STEPHEN FRY BOUGHT A PIECE TOO. FILM DIRECTOR GUILLERMO DEL TORO ALSO TOOK A SHINE TO ONE OF THOSE, SO HE HAS ONE. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE ON THE ROOF IN MUNICH, OVERLOOKING THE STREET SIX FLOORS BELOW. SO THIS IS MAX PATTE. HE'S ACTUALLY NOT BRAGGING; I'M MAKING HIM BRAG. BY THE WAY, MAX ALSO DID THIS ` YEAH, THE BATSUIT. AND, YEP, THAT'S HIS MAN ON WELLINGTON'S WATERFRONT. YOU'D THINK, WITH SO MUCH LOVE FOR HIS WORK, THAT MAX WOULD BE CONFIDENT AS, BUT ACTUALLY, HE'S ABOUT TO HOLD HIS FIRST-EVER SOLO EXHIBITION, AND HE'S NERVOUS AS HELL THAT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM. I REMEMBER BEING IN A GALLERY IN ENGLAND WITH MY MUM, AND THE ARTIST ` UNBEKNOWN TO US ` ASKED HER WHAT SHE THOUGHT OF THIS STILL LIFE THAT SHE PAINTED, AND MY MUM DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT ALL, AND SHE TOLD THIS WOMAN, AND THEN MY MUM HAD THAT REALISATION OF, 'OH, HOLD ON, YOU'RE THE ARTIST, AREN'T YOU?' SHE SAID YES, AND WE JUST HAD TO TURN AROUND AND WALK OFF, COS SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT VERY WELL, BUT I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SEE. CHILLED-OUT MUSIC HOW LONG DO YOU RECKON IT'LL TAKE TO GET TO WORK? 10 MINUTES. 10 MINUTES? SO, WELLINGTON'S TRAFFIC, OR LACK OF IT, IS WHY MAX HAS AN EXHIBITION FOR THE FIRST TIME. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? LIFE HERE IS A HECK OF A LOT EASIER THAN WHEN MAX USED TO BATTLE TO GET TO WORK IN LONDON. AN HOUR AND A HALF THERE AND AN HOUR AND A HALF HOME. SO, MY WORK DAY WOULD FINISH AT 7PM, AND THEN I HAD AN HOUR AND A HALF JOURNEY HOME EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. ALL THAT SPARE TIME NOT DRIVING IS TIME MAX SPENDS WORKING ON HIS ART. SO, WORLD, YOU CAN THANK WELLINGTON THAT MAX FINALLY HAS ENOUGH ART TO FILL A CRATE AND THEN AN EXHIBITION. I'VE GOT A SNEAK PREVIEW FOR YOU. LUCKY US, COS HARDLY ANYONE HAS SEEN THIS AND IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO ANYTHING MAX HAS EVER DONE. SO, GUESS WHAT? THAT'S MAKING HIM NERVOUS AS HELL AGAIN. BUT THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE SEEN THEM HERE AT THE WORKSHOP HAVE GIVEN ME A GREAT RECEPTION ABOUT THEM, SO HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE THE SAME IN AUCKLAND. (CHUCKLES) YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IT, RIGHT? YEAH, I` WELL, I MEAN, WE'LL SEE, I SUPPOSE, BUT, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE. SO, HEY, AUCKLAND, IF YOU LOVE IT, GREAT. IF YOU DON'T,... JUST DON'T TELL THE ARTIST. NOW, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO MAX'S EXHIBITION, LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU HAVE TO EMAIL HIM FOR ACCESS. ALL THOSE DETAILS ARE ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. BEFORE WE GO TONIGHT, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT JACK'S MATE MILEY CYRUS. SHE'S IN TOWN, AND FANS HAVE BEEN DYING TO GET A GLIMPSE OF HER. I'M NOT HER MATE. YOU'RE BFFS. OF COURSE, MILEY DID HER BEST TO AVOID THE WAITING FANS AND MEDIA WHEN SHE TOUCHED DOWN IN AUCKLAND EARLIER TODAY. ONE PAPARAZZO DID MANAGE TO SNAP HER JUST BEFORE THE VAN DOOR CLOSED. BUT ALL PEOPLE REALLY GOT TO SEE WERE THE BLACKED OUT WINDOWS OF HER VAN AS SHE MADE A QUICK ESCAPE. AND THAT'S REALLY ALL WE'VE SEEN OF MILEY SINCE SHE TOUCHED DOWN, ALTHOUGH SHE HAS HAD A BUSY DAY ON INSTAGRAM. SHE POSTED THIS PIC OF HER IN THE BATH THIS AFTERNOON, AND SHE ALSO POSTED A SNAP OF ONE OF HER BAND MEMBERS. BUT ALL EYES WILL BE ON HER TONIGHT WHEN SHE BRINGS HER 'BANGERZ' TOUR ALIVE AT VECTOR ARENA, AND THE SHOW IS CERTAINLY A CONTROVERSIAL ONE. # WE CAN'T STOP. # AND WE WON'T STOP. # COS IT'S WE WHO OWN THE NIGHT. # WE CAN'T STOP. # AND WE WON'T STOP. Who better to ask about mILEY THAN Jack? I got stIck about the size of my tongue. Did they say It was small? In comparison to her. People were comparing it with a cheerio. Is not that bad. I think you'll be okay. What is she like? I don't like having to do celebrity stuff, but it was refreshing. She came in, just her, her manager. I asked for a photo and I thought she was nice. STICKING WITH THE TOPIC OF MILEY CYRUS, I SEE THERE WERE A FEW OUTRAGED PARENTS AT THE AIRPORT TODAY WHEN MILEY CHOSE NOT TO STOP AND TALK TO HER FANS, INSTEAD WHIZZING THROUGH A SIDE DOOR. I SEE ONE MUM SAID SHE WAS FURIOUS AFTER HER LITTLE CHILDREN DIDN'T GET TO MEET MILEY. TO MILEY'S DEFENCE, SHE DID ARRIVE THE DAY OF HER CONCERT, AND OFF A LONG-HAUL FLIGHT, WITH ONLY A FEW HOURS TO PREPARE FOR HER CONCERT. AND MAYBE WE'D EXPECT THE PERFECT SUPERSTAR ETIQUETTE FROM A SINGER LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT, MAYBE, WHO'S ALL VERY WHOLESOME AND GOODY TWO SHOES, BUT FROM A SINGER THAT TRADES ON SHOCK VALUE, TWERKS IN HER UNDIES AND GYRATES WITH LIFE-SIZED GENITALIA ON STAGE, DO WE REALLY EXPECT HER TO TOE THE LINE ALL THE TIME? AND FINALLY TONIGHT, WHETHER YOU'RE TWERKING, WORKING OR JUST LURKING TONIGHT, SPARE A THOUGHT FOR PERRY NEWBURN, COS CHANCES ARE HE'S DOING IT TOUGHER THAN YOU. PERRY'S THE KIWI ULTRA-MARATHON RUNNER/MADMAN WE TOLD YOU ABOUT, ATTEMPTING TO SET A WORLD RECORD FOR THE FASTEST TIME RUNNING ACROSS AMERICA, NEW YORK TO LA ` 5000-ODD K'S. ASK YOURSELF HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE YOU? A FEW YEARS, MAYBE? WELL PERRY'S DOING ABOUT 100 K'S A DAY, TRYING TO DO IT IN LESS THAN SEVEN WEEKS. LIKE A BOSS. HE'S IN NEW MEXICO AT THE MOMENT, WHERE THE ROADS ARE LONG AND THE LANDSCAPE DOESN'T CHANGE HEAPS. BUT HE'S ON TRACK. YOU CAN SUPPORT HIM AND HIS CHARITY, KORU CARE, ON FACEBOOK. NOT BAD FOR 60 YEARS OLD, EH? THAT'S SEVEN SHARP. KA KITE ANO. CAPTIONS BY FAITH HAMBLYN AND ASHLEE SCHOLEFIELD. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014