IT'S SEVEN SHARP. TONIGHT ` TRASH-TALKING. JUST COS YOU'RE JONAH'S BROTHER DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GONNA GET TO FIGHT. LOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOU FAT <BLEEP>. BUTTABEAN, LET'S TURN HIM INTO PEANUT BUTTER BEAN. LET'S GO! AS THEY FIGHT... TO LOSE? I DON'T WANNA BE SITTING IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO RUN AROUND WITH MY KIDS. PLUS, HOME FROM THE LAND OF EBOLA. WE'RE CLEAR. WE'RE WELL AND TRULY PAST THE 21-DAY QUARANTINE PERIOD. BUT WITH THE DEATH TOLL AT NEARLY 4000, HOW WORRIED SHOULD WE BE? AND FROM NELSON TO NIKE. WHEN I WAS A KID, WE DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. THE KIWI DESIGNING SHOES FOR THE WORLD'S BEST. SO, THIS IS A ROGER FEDERER SHOE FOR WIMBLEDON. AND YOU CAN SEE THE GRASS COURT BOTTOM. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY VIRGINIA PHILP AND ANTONY VLUG. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014 DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. Check this out. Roger Federer's shoe is apparently about that wide. You don't have a narrow foot. I don't have a particular narrow foot. Roger Federer's foot is about one and a half times the size. He almost couldn't buy shoes off the rack. We will talk about that on Seven Sharp. This is Jack's last night. HERE'S WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING TODAY ` AUSTRALIAN POLICE HAVE DROPPED THEIR CASE AGAINST A GROUP OF MEN ALLEGED TO HAVE GANG RAPED A KIWI WOMAN. THE WOMAN CLAIMED THE GROUP DRUGGED AND ASSAULTED HER AFTER SHE MET ONE OF THEM ON THE DATING APP TINDER. TODAY SHE WITHDREW HER STATEMENT. OK, SO, THIS IS PRETTY GROSS. UNI STUDENTS IN ENGLAND ARE CAMPAIGNING FOR PEOPLE TO URINATE IN PLACES OTHER THAN THE TOILET TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT. THEY'VE CREATED THE HASHTAG 'GO WITH THE FLOW', ENCOURAGING STUDENTS TO TAKE THEIR MORNING BUSINESS IN THE SHOWER. AND CHECK OUT THESE AMAZING PHOTOS. AN AMERICAN SCHOOL TEACHER TOOK THEM WHILE CAGE-DIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA. THE TEACHER REMARKABLY SAYS MEETING A SHARK WASN'T SCARY AT ALL. I had a flatmate who did that once. In the shower thing. Your flatmate told you about that? No, he didn't. He knows who he is. MOST OF US WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR OUR FAMILY, RIGHT? WELL, NEXT WEEK TWO MEN WILL PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LINE AND FIGHT FOR THEIR FAMILY AND THEIR FUTURE IN THE BOXING RING. ON THE UNDERCARD OF THE JOSEPH PARKER FIGHT IS A HEAVY-WEIGHT CHALLENGE BETWEEN TRASH TALKING DAVE LATELE, AKA BUTTABEAN, AND JONAH LOMU'S BROTHER. BUT AS EMMA KEELING FOUND OUT, THERE'S WAY MORE TO THIS FIGHT THAN BOXING. # WE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT THIS BETTER LIFE, THIS BETTER LIFE # LOMU IS ONE OUR MOST FAMOUS SPORTING NAMES, BUT THIS ISN'T JONAH, THIS IS HIS YOUNGER BROTHER JOHN, AND HE'S ABOUT TO STEP INTO THE RING, NOT TO WIN, BUT TO LOSE. LOSE WEIGHT, THAT IS. MY WIFE AND I ARE TRYING FOR KIDS, AND WHEN WE HAVE OUR KIDS, I DON'T WANNA BE SITTING IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE; I WANNA BE ABLE TO RUN AROUND WITH MY KIDS. HIS OPPONENT, DAVE LATELE, ALSO WANTS TO LOSE. TRY AND GET MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER, AND, YOU KNOW, TRY AND HOPEFULLY GET MY FAMILY BACK TOGETHER AS WELL. THAT'S THE MAIN GOAL. BOTH MEN ARE ON A JOURNEY TO LOSE WEIGHT. I'LL GRAB A BURNOUT COMBO. NOT THAT YOU'D NOTICE WITH DAVE. SO, HOW MANY CHEAT DAYS DO YOU GET A WEEK? UH, ON CAMERA, ONE. (LAUGHS) DAVE'S BOXING NAME IS BUTTABEAN. ARE YOU A HATED MAN? OH... (CHUCKLES) COS YOU SEEM PRETTY NICE TO ME. YEAH, I THINK I AM. LIKE, OUT THERE, I DON'T KNOW, SOME PEOPLE CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN, YOU KNOW, BUTTABEAN AND DAVE. # WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY, # AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA CRY TODAY # STRANGELY, BUTTABEAN'S BECOME AN INSPIRATION ` A HUGE TURNAROUND FOR A MAN WHO LAST YEAR NEARLY LOST IT ALL. IF IT WASN'T FOR DAVE HIGGINS AT DUCO, I'D BE IN JAIL OR DEAD, 100%. WEIGHING 210 KILOS, DAVE WAS SIGNED UP AS THE ENTERTAINMENT ON THE UNDERCARD OF A JOSEPH PARKER BOUT IN JULY. THEY TURNED HIM INTO THE TRASH TALKING VILLAIN. EVERYTHING I SAY IS THE TRUTH. IF I WANNA RIP HIS HEAD OFF, I'LL PROBABLY DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR. YOU'RE OK HAVING THIS PERSONA EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT THE REAL YOU? YEAH, I'M NOT WORRIED. I DO WHAT I GOTTA DO. THIS IS THE WAY I'M TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF, BOTH HEALTH-WISE, MENTALLY-WISE. AND ALSO TO PROVIDE FOR MY KIDS WHO AREN'T LIVING WITH ME, BUT I STILL LOOK AFTER THEM. # HERE COME THE HOTSTEPPER # MURDERER # I'M THE LYRICAL GANGSTER # MURDERER # IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS, DAVE HAS LOST 60 KILOS. STILL EASY FOR THE BUTTABEAN. BUT THIS IS STILL BUSINESS. BUTTABEAN MUST BE THE BAD GUY. AND ONE GUY BUTTERBEAN'S MADE REALLY ANGRY IS HIS NEXT OPPONENT, JONAH LOMU'S BROTHER JOHN. BUTTABEAN, LET'S TURN HIM INTO PEANUT BUTTER BEAN. LET'S GO! JOHN LOMU, AKA HUGGIE BEAR, HAS BOXED BEFORE BUT THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT. IS MONEY THE REASON YOU'RE DOING THIS? IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE MONEY. IT WAS ABOUT ME GETTING TO A PLACE WHERE I WAS COMFORTABLE WITH TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. LET'S GO. HE STARTED BOXING THREE MONTHS AGO AND HAS LOST 12 KILOS. PROMOTER DUCO WENT LOOKING FOR AN OPPONENT FOR BUTTABEAN, 15,000 TO KNOCK HIM OUT. HAS HE GOT THE POWER TO DO THAT? OH YEAH HE'S GOT HEAPS OF POWER. HE'S JONAH LOMU'S BROTHER. (LAUGHS) JOHN POSTED A VIDEO; BUTTABEAN RESPONDED. JUST COS YOU'RE JONAH'S BROTHER DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GONNA GET THE FIGHT. SO JOHN UPPED THE ANTE, OFFERING 15 GRAND OF HIS OWN. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, I'LL POP IT IN A TRUST ACCOUNT. NO NEED, BRO. I'LL VOUCH FOR YOU, MAN. I DON'T SEE IT AS ME CHUCKING MONEY AWAY. COS AT THE END OF IT, HE'S GOT TO TRY AND KNOCK ME OUT. LOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOU FAT ... THERE'S A LOT OF TRASH TALKING IN BOXING, BUT YOU TOOK THAT PERSONALLY. I DID, I DID TAKE THAT PERSONALLY, AND, YOU KNOW, SO I'M OUT FOR BLOOD. I'M OUT FOR BLOOD. NEITHER MAN IS BACKING DOWN. HE'S ACTUALLY QUITE SERIOUS THAT HE'S UPSET ABOUT THIS. HE'S THE ONE THAT CAME OUT WITH THE FIRST CHALLENGE VIDEO, AND THAT'S THE PROMOTION SIDE OF IT. IF HE CAN'T HANDLE IT, WELL, HE'S GOT TO COME AT ME. BUT TAKE AWAY THE TRASH TALK, AND YOU'VE GOT TWO MEN FIGHTING TO LOSE SO THEY CAN WIN BACK THEIR LIFE. STOP, BOYS. HAVE A REST, MAN. I SEE MY BROTHER, MY YOUNGER BROTHER NOAH AND MY OLDER BROTHER JONAH, THEY'RE RUNNING AROUND WITH THEIR KIDS, AND I WANT TO DO THE SAME WITH MY KIDS. That is such a good story. There is lot of people get down on boxing because they do not like the violence. How much good is coming out of it? They lost a lot of weight. That slow motion camera with Buttabean... have you ever thought about doing fight for life? It would be humiliating. If you get someone who matches you. Who matches this? Are there any 12-year-old girls out there who are desperate to... COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP ` IT IS A LOT OF FEAR BEHAVIOUR, AND IT'S INTERNATIONAL. AND IT'S DRIVEN BY ANXIETY AND FEAR; IT'S NOT DRIVEN BY FACT. AND WE'RE TALKING ELEPHANTS, WHALES... AND WOMEN. WHY? STAY TUNED. WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT EBOLA, BECAUSE IF YOU BELIEVE ALL THE HEADLINES, THE CRISIS APPEARS TO BE DEEPENING. SO HOW WORRIED DO WE NEED TO BE HERE IN NZ? HERE'S TIM WILSON. THE SCHOOLS HAVE CLOSED. PUBLIC SOCCER GAMES DON'T HAPPEN ANY MORE. THERE'S LESS FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT. TWO KIWI NURSES HOME FROM THE FRONTLINES OF A MODERN PLAGUE... AND ALIVE. WE'RE CLEAR. WE'RE WELL AND TRULY PAST THE 21-DAY QUARANTINE PERIOD. THE BACKGROUND TO THIS ` POROUS BORDERS AND A FIRST-WORLD PANDEMIC OF PANIC. INTERNATIONAL AIR TRAVEL MEANING CASES IN SPAIN, THE UK, MACEDONIA AND THE US. THIS WEEK, CNN CALLED EBOLA,... 'THE ISIS OF INFECTIOUS AGENTS.' A PASSENGER ON A US DOMESTIC FLIGHT WHO JOKED HE HAD EBOLA RECEIVED THIS RESPONSE ` WOMAN: BOO! OTHERS MOCKED WHAT THEY CALL HYSTERIA. FIRST IT WAS WAR. THEN IT WAS PLAGUE. WE'RE EITHER IN THE END TIMES OR A SCI-FI ORIGINAL MOVIE. WE'RE ALL IN DANGER! MEANWHILE, SHOPPING SITES OFFER EBOLA GYM BAGS AND CUDDLY TOYS OF THE VIRUS. PHEW! YOU JUST DIDN'T CATCH EBOLA; THE VIRUS ISN'T AIRBORNE. AFRICAN POVERTY IS GIVING THE DISEASE ALL THE HELP IT NEEDS. IT'S VERY POOR, POOR COUNTRIES HAVE POOR SANITATION. UNABLE TO HAVE CLEAN WATER AND SOAP TO WASH THEIR HANDS, AND THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE. AS WEST AFRICA DIES, AND THE WEST WORRIES. SO, HERE IN NZ, ARE WE RIGHT TO BE WORRIED? OR IS THERE A BIT OF HYSTERIA? I ASKED DR GRANT HILL-CAWTHORNE, AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE AND BIOSECURITY EXPERT FROM SYDNEY UNIVERSITY, ABOUT THE CHANCES OF EBOLA SPREADING HERE. This late-edited item will be captioned live. There is a small chance. I think it is less likely here than in Europe. We don't have a traditional relationship with West Africa. The nearest direct flight from Sydney to Africa in South Africa. There is in the same risk or movement of people going back and forward. The most likely case we will see is possibly a returning healthcare worker. This shouldn't be any hysteria Attached to that. People will be identified early and isolated. An Australian MP said Western aid workers returning home from complaining humanitarian work are putting their nationsat risk. His comment was inflammatory. I thought it lacks compassion for the sacrifices these healthcare volunteers are making. They are fully informed. They know what the risks are. They know when they come back they will need to isolate themselves for 21 days. We can rely on healthcare workers to do what's right and make sure they are isolating themselves. The Australian government should be bolstering up these people that are going over to volunteer. Do you think that the New Zealand and Australian government should be increasing all looking at increasing the rate To West African countries at the moment? The big thing at the moment is that cases spiral out of control. This hasn't reached its peak at all yet. We have seen countries like the United States take the lead. I don't think we have done enough. There has been some money that has gone over. The very fact that we are hearing politicians suggest that our health care workers should be isolated, that we don't provide repatriation flights for volunteers, is quite distressing for the public health community. They could deeply be more than Australia and New Zealand could be doing. At the very least, they could support healthcare workers going over there. It is west Africa that loses. It's interesting what he said about those comments from the Australian MP. That is the sort of thing you think we should be encouraging. The risk that they have to take on board, it's amazing. Speaking of risk, we have had a few suggestions of who you could match up with in the boxing ring. Someone pretty strong. Jehan Casinader. You and Jehan are a perfect match. I feel like that is going to be a very bony fight. If you want to see that, give us some feedback. NEXT ON SEVEN SHARP ` TWO GOLD MEDALS. MICHAEL JOHNSON THE FAMOUS TIME MAGAZINE COVER WITH THE GOLD MEDALS AROUND HIS NECK. HE LOOKS AFTER THE FEET OF THE ELITE, BUT WHAT WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW ` THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION ` IS IT NIKE, OR IS IT NIKEY? AND WHAT'S SO FUNNY? (LAUGHS) SORRY ABOUT THAT. I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER. (LAUGHS) THAT'S A HARD QUESTION, MY FRIEND. (LAUGHS) As we mentioned at the start of the show, this is Jack's last day. He is normally a US correspondent. I do live in New York. I was going to stay this time, but I'm so scared of Jehan Casinader beating me up. When we heard that story about peeing in the shower, is this the New York flatmate? I do have a flatmate. The producer said I looked like the type who does that. How was there a type? The fact he told you about was worrying. It is too much information. FOR MANY OF US, THEY'RE LIFE'S FIRST STATUS SYMBOL ` SKIDS, SNEAKERS, KICKS. AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE A GUY FROM NELSON IS IN CHARGE OF DESIGNING SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR SHOES? MATT HOLMES IS THE SENIOR CREATIVE INNOVATION DIRECTOR AT NIKE. BASED IN THE U.S, HE'S BACK HOME FOR A FEW DAYS TO RECEIVE A TOP AWARD FROM THE NZ DESIGNERS INSTITUTE. I TOOK MATT SHOE SHOPPING SO HE COULD TELL ME HOW HE WENT FROM NELSON TO NIKE. WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU WALK IN A SHOE SHOP? I THINK ABOUT THE POTENTIAL OF WHAT'S COMING. THEY'VE COME A LONG WAY. SHOE STORES USED TO JUST BE HUGE RACKS OF WHITE SHOES. BUT NO MAS. THESE DAYS, THEY'RE PINK, FUSCHIA, HYDRANGEA PURPLE. AND YOU'VE GOT MATT HOLMES TO THANK. WHEN I WAS A KID, WE DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. I USED TO PLAY A LOT OF TENNIS. I USED TO BURN OUT THE TOE OF MY TENNIS SHOE IN TWO WEEKS. AND SOMETIMES WE'D ACTUALLY BREAK INTO THE TRAFALGAR CENTRE IN NELSON, SET UP THE NET AND PLAY TILL 2 OR 3 IN THE MORNING. FIRST OF ALL, I USED SHOE GOO TO TRY AND SAVE THE TOE. THEN I TRIED PLASTIC PLATES, METAL PLATES. I EVEN TRIED A ROLLER BALL FROM A DEODORANT BOTTLE. SO I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS ABOUT 13. BUT FROM THE TOP OF THE SOUTH, MATT HOLMES IS TOP OF THE WORLD. IS THERE A BENEFIT TO BEING A KIWI, COS YOU STARTED AT FISHER & PAYKEL, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH, I WAS SEVEN YEARS AT FISHER & PAYKEL. THE THING ABOUT BEING A KIWI IS THE ABILITY TO SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH ANYTHING. NOW HE'S STATESIDE, WORKING AT THE NIKE CAMPUS IN OREGON, DESIGNING NIKES FOR EVERYONE FROM SPECIAL FORCES SOLDIERS TO THE WORLD'S TOP ATHLETES. TWO GOLD MEDALS. MICHAEL JOHNSON. HE WAS ALL ABOUT GOLD. NO LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN THAT GUY. 'WHAT COLOUR SHOE DO YOU WANT?' 'GOLD.' 'WHY?' 'COS IM GONNA WIN TWO GOLD MEDALS, 'AND I'M GONNA SET TWO WORLD RECORDS.' AND HE JUST GOES OUT AND DOES IT, RIGHT. AND FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS PLAYING TENNIS IN NELSON, MATT HOLMES HAS THE PADDLE-FOOT SECRET BEHIND THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT. SO THIS IS THE ROGER FEDERER SHOE FOR WIMBLEDON. BUT LOOK AT THE WIDTH. IT'S A TRIPLE 4E WIDTH. THAT'S AMAZING. HE'S SO STABLE. COMPARED TO MY HAND, THAT'S ANOTHER THUMB AND A HALF WIDE. BUT FROM FLIPPER-FEET FED AND RAFAEL NADAL'S INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH KICKS, OF ALL MATT HOLMES' SHOES, PERHAPS THIS IS HIS GREATEST DESIGN ACHIEVEMENT. THE MARKETING GUY THAT I WAS WORKING WITH KNEW I WAS FROM NZ, AND HE SAID HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT THE SHOX NZ, AND I WAS, LIKE, 'YEAH, I'M COOL WITH THAT.' AND HOW MANY DID YOU SELL? 40 MILLION. 40 MILLION, OF THE SHOX NZ? YEAH. THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY. MATT HOLMES DOESN'T GET HOME MUCH THESE DAYS, BUT HE KEENLY FOLLOWS NZ SPORT AND HOPES THE ALL BLACKS MIGHT ONE DAY RE-SIGN WITH HIS COMPANY. THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION ` IS IT NIKE OR IS IT NIKEY? NIKEY. THANK YOU! AND THAT'S A FUNNY ONE TOO, COS PHIL KNIGHT, WHEN THEY CAME UP WITH THE NAME NIKE, HIS FIRST EMPLOYEE, JEFF JOHNSON HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE WINGED GODDESS NIKE, BUT PHIL DIDN'T LIKE IT. HE THOUGHT WE SHOULD BE 'DIMENSION 6'. SO WE COULD'VE BEEN DIMENSION 6, BUT LUCKILY HE STUCK WITH IT, AND IT'S NIKE. YES, THE SMALL SWOOSHES ON WHICH HISTORY TURNS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ADIDAS? HA! That will be one of the best jobs. A fascinating story. He told Me colour is about the most important thing. I have highlighter pink shoes at the moment. Do you have bright shoes? I have very loud shoes. He said people will often completely disregard the practicality. You would do that. You follow people with their fashion. He did his button up for the first time because the Nike guy was doing the same thing. HERE ON SEVEN SHARP, WE TRY TO KEEP YOU ACROSS THE BIG ISSUES, THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT. AND TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE. I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A HARD QUESTION. (LAUGHS) UM,... THEY ALL GIVE BIRTH. THEY HAVE CHILDREN. THEY'RE ALL FEMALES, AND THEY ALL GET SHITTY ONCE A MONTH. THEY ALL GIVE BIRTH NATURALLY. THEY'RE ALL MAMMALS. SORRY ABOUT THAT, I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER. (LAUGHS) THEY'RE FAT. THEY ALL GIVE BIRTH. THEY ALL HAVE MENOPAUSE. (LAUGHS) FAR OUT. OH. REALLY? WOW. THAT'S DEPRESSING. WELL, THAT'S NOTHING GOOD, IS IT, REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW ELEPHANTS DID. INTERESTING. OH, OK. (LAUGHS) I FORGOT THAT ONE. MENOPAUSE SOUNDS AWFUL. IT GENUINELY SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE TIME. I love that girl. She was so worried. I've nothing to say about that. What about the guy that said they are all fat? Mate, you are on television. BECAUSE THIS IS MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS WEEK, I THOUGHT I'D END TONIGHT WITH A WEE REMINDER OF HOW YOU CAN LOOK AFTER YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ESPECIALLY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, WHERE EVERYONE'S GETTING A WEE BIT TIRED AND DRAINED AND YOU MIGHT BE HANGING OUT FOR A BREAK. THE MENTAL HEALTH ORGANISATION SUGGESTS YOU ADOPT THESE FIVE PRINCIPLES. CONNECT WITH YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND COLLEAGUES. WE DID THAT TODAY, MUNCHING CARROT CAKE WITH OUR CREATIVE PRODUCER TUKI FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. GIVE A LITTLE. DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE ELSE. TAKE THE FOCUS OFF YOURSELF. THE DAY HOSKING HANDED OUT CHOCOLATE BARS ON THE STREET WAS HIS HAPPIEST OF THE YEAR, I'M SURE OF IT. TAKE NOTICE OF WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND YOU. IT'S SPRING AND DAYLIGHT SAVING. ENJOY THE CHANGE IN WEATHER. CRANK OUT THE BARBIE. KEEP LEARNING. RECENTLY MATT CHISHOLM'S DISCOVERED THE JOY OF FAIRY LIGHTS AT HIS PLACE, AND HE NEVER KNEW ABOUT THIS HIDDEN PASSION. AND FINALLY, BE ACTIVE. WHETHER YOU'RE THROWING TIN LIKE OUR JACK TAME OR DANCING WITH YOUR KIDS IN THE KITCHEN, IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE TO THE TYPE OF WEEKEND YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE. AND FINALLY TONIGHT, GOODBYE. I'M OUTTA HERE. GONE, TAKIN' THE SLOW TRAIN BACK TO MY ONE-BEDROOM SHOEBOX IN SPANISH HARLEM, NEW YORK. I WANT TO THANK THE SEVEN SHARPIES AND STREETY FOR A FUN FEW WEEKS. IT'S FUNNY. A FEW TIMES OVER THE LAST FORTNIGHT, PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME, 'JACK, WHAT'S TONI REALLY LIKE?' AND I REPLY, 'WHAT'S SHE LIKE TO YOU?' COS IN PERSON SHE'S JUST AS WONDERFUL AND WARM AS SHE IS ON THE BOX. YOU WILL BE RELIEVED TO KNOW EVEN MIKE HOSKING'S HOLIDAYS COME TO AN END. HE'LL BE BACK WITH A TAN AND AN ATTITUDE WITH YOU AND STREETY ON MONDAY. THAT'S SEVEN SHARP. KA KITE ANO CAPTIONS BY FINN SCOTT-KELLY AND ASHLEE SCHOLEFIELD. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2014