Very cute. We have some April Fools' Day hoax coming up to. Previous caption incorrect jokes I'VE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THIS CASE RIGHT FROM THE WORD GO. THEY'VE HEARD EVERY BIT OF EVIDENCE. AND WHAT WOULD BE YOUR TIPPING POINT? I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? WE'VE GOT THE VERDICT ON THE LUNDY VERDICT. WITHOUT BEING GHOULISH, IT'S A HORRIFIC CRIME. PLUS ` CAN'T NOT HAVE HAIRS COME UP ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK. YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE GOOSEBUMPS. WHY THEY'RE PUTTING A WORLD WAR NIGHTMARE BACK IN THE SKY. MOTORS, WINGS, IT'LL FLY. PUSH IT HARD ENOUGH, IT'LL FLY. AND ` OH MY GOD, I'M SHAKING. I WANNA RING MY DAD. (LAUGHS) WHEN A PRANK TURNS POSITIVE, TURNS POWERFUL. WE'RE IN AND OUT OF STARSHIP, AND... STUFF, SO IT'S BEEN PRETTY HARD TIMES. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY JUNE YEOW AND ALANA CRUIKSHANK. DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. So pleased we have that programme tonight. You have a reasonably serious apology to make. I do too, but not as bad as yours. There has been controversy around the good news. Your overselling it. AND WHO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? THE PARENTS OF THE ST BEDE'S ROWERS WHO GOT INTO HOT WATER OVER A TRIP ON A BAGGAGE CAROUSEL HAVE DROPPED THEIR LEGAL ACTION AGAINST THE SCHOOL NOW THAT THE BOYS HAVE ROWED IN THE MAADI CUP. KIDS WHO HAVE A SIP OF THEIR PARENTS' ALCOHOLIC DRINKS COULD BE AT GREATER RISK OF MORE DANGEROUS DRINKING HABITS IN THEIR TEENAGE YEARS. THE AMERICAN REPORT SAYS YOUNG BRAINS CAN'T COPE WITH THE MIXED MESSAGES. AND FROM THE 'JUST WHAT?' FILES ` AN IDAHO MAN COULD FACE A YEAR IN JAIL FOR CALLING POLICE 12 TIMES. THE CRIME? HE THOUGHT A BAR HAD BEEN ADDING EXTRA DRINKS TO HIS BAR TAB. LET'S START WITH THIS AFTERNOON'S BIG NEWS. AFTER SEVEN WEEKS OF HIGHLY DETAILED PROSECUTION AND DEFENCE ARGUMENT, THE JURY IN THE MARK LUNDY RETRIAL TOOK JUST 16 HOURS TO ONCE AGAIN FIND HIM GUILTY. OF COURSE, THE TRIAL HAS GENERATED A LOT OF INTEREST, AND NOT JUST FROM THOSE OF US WATCHING FROM HOME. SOME PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN TIME OFF WORK, EVEN TRAVELLED FROM OUT OF WELLINGTON, TO SIT IN COURT. JEHAN CASINADER WAS THERE TOO. FOR SALLY AND MARGARET, EVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE. GET UP, GET A BUS, AND GO SOMEWHERE. THEY'VE BEEN TO THE MUSEUM, THE BEACH, AND NOW A MURDER TRIAL. BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE A MURDER TRIAL TILL WE GOT THERE. UNBELIEVABLE. ALL THEY WANTED WAS TO HAVE A NOSY AROUND THIS PLACE. TO GET A FEEL OF WHAT THE COURT ITSELF WAS LIKE. THE 80-YEAR-OLDS STUMBLED UPON THE BIGGEST CASE OF THE YEAR. A LITTLE BIT IN AWE OF THE ATMOSPHERE OF IT. ON ONE SIDE OF THE COURT, LAWYERS AND MEDIA,... AND THEN ON THE OTHER IS THE HOI POLLOI ` YOU KNOW, THE REST OF US. SITTING JUST METRES AWAY, A MAN WHO SPENT 12 YEARS IN JAIL. AND NOW HE'S OUT, FACING IT ALL AGAIN, WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF GOING BACK IN. THE JURY HEARD CHRISTINE AND AMBER'S KILLER WAS SWIFT AND BRUTAL. HE DIDN'T JUST STRIKE SOMEBODY ONCE, YOU KNOW, THE ACTION WAS OVER AND OVER, WASN'T IT? WAS THAT KILLER MARK LUNDY? (WAILS) I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN ON BLOODY DRUGS. MARGARET IS A BIT DEAF. I CAN'T HEAR A LOT. SALLY IS A BIT BLIND. BUT BETWEEN THEM THEY'VE BEEN FIGURING OUT THE CASE. YEAH, I'VE GOT MY OWN QUESTIONS. YEAH. AND SO DO THE OTHER REGULARS AT THE TRIAL. I'M A CRIME FICTION READER, CRIME FICTION WRITER. I JUST LOVE THIS KIND OF STUFF. TRISH HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CASE, BUT SHE'S COME HERE IN HER FREE TIME. I WAS HERE FOR THE WHOLE DAY YESTERDAY, THOUGH ` THE SUMMING UP. I TOOK THE DAY OFF WORK. NATHAN HAS TAKEN LEAVE FROM HIS JOB TOO. I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS CASE RIGHT FROM THE WORD GO. HE'S BEEN TO MANY BIG MURDER TRIALS, LIKE THE SCOTT WATSON TRIAL AND EWEN MCDONALD. YOUR STOMACH IS JUST FULL OF BUTTERFLIES. EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST SITTING IN THE GALLERY? JUST SITTING IN THE GALLERY. AND THEN THERE'S RON. HE'S JUST RETIRED. WITHOUT BEING GHOULISH, IT'S A HORRIFIC CRIME. RON HAS BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE. AND I ONLY WENT TO SLEEP A COUPLE OF TIMES. (LAUGHS) DO YOUR FRIENDS KNOW THAT YOU COME DOWN HERE? YEP. WHAT DO THEY SAY? THEY ASK ME ALL ABOUT IT. FOR MARGARET AND SALLY, THE LUNDY TRIAL HAS BEEN THEIR LITTLE SECRET. WE DON'T DISCUSS IT WITH ANYBODY ELSE ` ONLY EACH OTHER. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPECTATORS? I SUPPOSE IT IS ENTERTAINMENT. PEOPLE LIKE ME ARE FASCINATED WITH WHAT MAKES PEOPLE TICK, I SUPPOSE. STILL, A MURDER TRIAL?! YEAH, MAYBE IT IS MORBID. THEN AGAIN, THE REST OF US HAVE BEEN WATCHING FROM HOME. AND TODAY WE SAW THE DRAMATIC CONCLUSION. GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY? GUILTY. THE 12 JURY PEOPLE, I JUST WANNA SAY THAT THEY DID AN AWESOME JOB. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY THE RIGHT VERDICT. I'M CONVINCED OF THAT. TONIGHT MARK LUNDY IS OFF TO HIS OLD HOME ` PRISON. AND THAT MEANS THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO GO HOME TOO. MARGARET WAS TOLD OFF FOR WEARING A HAT IN COURT. YOU GOTTA LOOK THE PART. HOW WILL THESE TWO FILL THEIR TIME NOW THAT THE CASE IS OVER? NO, WE'LL FIND SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO DO. GO TO TE PAPA OR GO TO THE WAIRARAPA OR GO TO WAIKANAE. JEHAN IS WITH ME NOW. Are there many people like this? It is quite voyeuristic. I know one woman who has spent a lot of her savings to be here every single week. Their law students to. But we are all watching this at home. Did they follow all the complexity and detail of the case? It's a very complex case. They sat there are a lot of that stuff and grappled with it. I would've questioned the check on check. COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP ` THIS IS TRULY UNIQUE. YEAH. YEAH. NOWHERE ELSE? NOWHERE ELSE. AND FOR GOOD REASON. SO WHY ARE THESE GUYS BRINGING A HATED WAR RELIC BACK? IT'S A SINISTER THING. PURE EVIL, WITH WINGS. SO, WE'VE ALL HEARD OF AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, BUT WHAT ABOUT A REVERSE APRIL FOOLS JOKE? (BEEPS HORN) I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. ALL ABOUT THAT BASS And I will save my apology for later. Toni has had her baby. It was 11.12 it was before April falls. April Fools she is not entitled to 16 weeks leave because of the cut off. We want to announce the name tonight but I'm not sure if we can. They are not sure about it. You cannot mess with a child's name. You can take maybe 48 hours. BRINGING BACK HISTORY IS GREAT; LEST WE FORGET WHERE WE'VE BEEN AND ALL THAT. BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, DON'T YOU THINK LOST RELICS ARE BEST LEFT JUST THAT? LOST? IMAGINE REVIVING A THOROUGHLY HATED AND FEARED WORLD WAR II BOMBER. WELL, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO BE THE STAR TURN AT THIS WEEKEND'S OMAKA AIR SHOW. THIS FROM MICHAEL HOLLAND. OMINOUS MUSIC BELLA, THE HANGAR DOG, IS FAR FROM IMPRESSED. IT'S BEEN SIX LONG MONTHS, AND DAD'S STILL TINKERING WITH THAT STRANGE, DRAB-COLOURED WHATEVER-IT-IS. OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES BUT THE TIME'S FINALLY COME TO BRING INTO THE LIGHT THIS SHADOWY SECRET PROJECT. MUSIC CONTINUES SHIT, YEAH. AH, YEAH. NO PROBLEM. THIS IS TRULY UNIQUE? > YEAH, YEAH. NOWHERE ELSE? NOWHERE ELSE. YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE HAIRS COME UP ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK. YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE GOOSEBUMPS. IT'S A SINISTER THING. PURE EVIL WITH WINGS. BOOM! EVIL THAT HITLER DELIGHTED IN HURLING ACROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TIMES OVER. ARCHIVE: WHEN THE PULSE MOTOR CUT OUT, THE V1 WOULD TUMBLE TO ITS TARGET. BOOM! THE V1, THE DOODLEBUG, THE BUZZ BOMB. V STOOD FOR VENGEANCE IN V1. BOOM! THIS INERT INCARNATION OF VENGEANCE A TESTAMENT TO INTUITIVE ENGINEERING... MOTORS, WINGS, IT'LL FLY. PUSH IT HARD ENOUGH, IT'LL FLY. ...AHEAD OF THIS WEEKEND'S CLASSIC FIGHTER AIR SHOW AT OMAKA. BACKYARD RAT CUNNING. (CHUCKLES) RAT CUNNING? RAT CUNNING. I'VE SEEN PROBLEM-SOLVING WITH THIS THAT I NEVER IMAGINED COULD HAVE BEEN NUTTED OUT BY SOME CRAZY PEOPLE IN A BACK SHED, BUT THEY'VE DONE IT. I'VE BEEN RUMMAGING ROUND IN THIS GREAT PILE OF JUNK HERE, AND I'VE FOUND WHAT APPEAR TO BE PLANS. TELL ME NOT SO? I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT THIS IS THE LEVEL OF SOPHISTICATION. GENUINE DOODLING FOR THE DOODLEBUG? OH YES, YEAH, WELL DONE. YEAH. YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE ON THOSE PUNS, OF COURSE. (LAUGHS) ARCHIVE: OF THE 13,000 FLYING BOMBS LAUNCHED AGAINST ENGLAND, ONLY 2419 EVER HIT LONDON. SO, WE'VE GOT FIVE FANS. EACH ONE DOES 36,000 RPM. HOW CLEVER ARE YOU BOYS? HMM. COME ON, ALAN. JUST SAY IT. 'WE'RE CLEVER.' YEAH, I'M PRETTY PROUD OF WHAT WE'VE DONE, AND, UH, UM... PATRIOTIC MUSIC JUST GIVE IT A QUICK FLICK. IT'S ALL GO. BEAUTIFUL. EASY AS. A BIG LUMP OF RUBBER BUNGEES. WE'VE GOT 100 KILOS TO GET TO 40MPH IN ONE SECOND. IT'S ROUGH, BUT IT'S AUTHENTICALLY ROUGH. THEY WEREN'T BUILT TO BE PRECISE, SMOOTH, POLISHED AEROPLANES. THE BIG QUESTION ` AM I GOING TO BE IMPRESSED? YOU ARE GOING TO BE IMPRESSED. THAT WAS A SILLY QUESTION, WASN'T IT? (LAUGHS). PATRIOTIC MUSIC CONTINUES WHOOSH! MUSIC CONTINUES THAT WENT PRETTY WELL. IT'S DONE EVERYTHING IT SHOULD? ABSOLUTELY, YEAH, YEAH. NO, IT'S DELIGHTFUL. YEAH, VERY SATISFYING. AND FOR THE LAST WORD... BELL, WHAT DO YOU RECKON? (BARKS) GOOD GIRL. MUSICAL FLOURISH It's very good. Like the new movie coming out of Australia. Can I apologise to the horticultural industry of this country? I questioned the existence of a butterkin. They do indeed exist. We got delivered some today. The top tip, and I hate to point it out. The marketing department that supplied the material are calling it a buttekin. If you heat it up,... it's easier to take the skin off. Very Allison Holst. Thank you. COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP ` WE WILL SHOW YOU TONI'S BABY PHOTO AFTER THE BREAK. PLUS ` BRING IN YOUR OLD CAR AND THEY'LL GIVE YOU A BRAND-NEW ONE? FOOL. WELL, WHO'S REALLY THE FOOL? When you're a kid, if you get given this to hand out on the plane, it's the best thing ever. You are allowed to try one of the brand-new All Black lollies. I like the white ones. I like red and purple. Oh God. Oh my God. It's the flavour of a All Black (!) I quite like it. You are alone. (GAGS) I don't like this one. Tastes like a cough lolly. Don't have that one. I think you'll find that... that is nasty. JUMP ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE TO SEE THE EXTENDED VERSION OF THE ALL BLACKS TASTE TEST. PLUS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SAY ON THE ACTUAL FLAVOUR OF THE AIR NZ BLACK COMMEMORATIVE LOLLY ` COLA, GRAPE OR BLACKCURRANT. DETAILS ON HOW TO VOTE ARE ALSO ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE. Where can I spit it? SO, APRIL FOOL'S DAY TODAY, AND WE'VE SEEN THE USUAL ARRAY OF PRANKS AND JAPES DESIGNED TO SUCK US IN OR AT LEAST GET US WONDERING WHETHER IT'S A JOKE OR NOT. DAVID CAMERON ANNOUNCING HE WAS KIM KARDASHIAN'S 13TH COUSIN WAS ONE. THAT TURNED OUT TO BE REAL. BUT TODAY, A TWIST ON THE OLD FORMULA. WHAT IF WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE ACTUALLY ISN'T BUT KINDA IS? HERE'S ERIN CONROY. TRANQUIL MUSIC WHILE MOST OF US SLEPT, IT WAS DELIVERED TO THOUSANDS. AND IN IT, AN AD BY BMW. BRING IN YOUR OLD CAR, AND THEY'LL GIVE YOU A BRAND NEW ONE? FOOL. BUT ALSO WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING,... WE'VE BEEN SETTING UP LITTLE MINI CAMERAS. SO WE'VE GOT A GOPRO OVER HERE. LITTLE CAMERA INSIDE THE SPECTACLES THERE. SO 11 CAMERAS ALL UP. SO HOPEFULLY WE GOT IT. THE SCENE IS SET. OK, IT'S 7.20 NOW, AND TURNS OUT A FEW PEOPLE ARE PREPARED TO BE THE FOOL. THEY'RE WAITING OUTSIDE WITH THEIR CARS, AND ONE PERSON IS IN FOR A BIT OF A SURPRISE. CELEBRATORY MUSIC HI, LADIES! AND ALSO YOU'RE ON THE TV! WHAT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, AND OH MY GOD, I'M SHAKING. AND JUST LIKE THAT, IN A WORLD-FIRST, THEY SAY, A REVERSE APRIL FOOL'S JOKE IS PULLED OFF. THE DEAL SEEMED TO BE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, BUT IT WAS TRUE ` A BRAND-NEW CAR WAS THERE FOR THE TAKING. THE DARING FOOL IS THE PERSON THAT IS LIKELY TO BE REWARDED FOR THAT. YOU ALWAYS HOPE BIG PRIZES GO TO GOOD PEOPLE, AND THIS TIME IT DID. OH MY GOD. OH. I WANNA RING MY DAD. (LAUGHS) DAD'S IN WELLSFORD. HE CARES FOR TIANNA'S DAUGHTER WHILE SHE'S IN AUCKLAND LOOKING FOR WORK. HI, DAD. YEAH. I WON THE CAR. YEAH! (LAUGHS) TIMING WAS SPOT ON. THIS TIME LAST YEAR, I LOST MY SISTER THROUGH SUICIDE. AND IT'S KICKED MY WHOLE FAMILY PRETTY HARD. AND I'VE GOT A YOUNG DAUGHTER WHO'S QUITE SICK AS WELL. AND WE'RE IN AND OUT OF STARSHIP AND STUFF, SO BEEN PRETTY HARD TIMES. I'M JUST LOOKING AT MY OLD CAR, AND I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THAT THAT IS MINE. CHEERFUL MUSIC BECAUSE REMEMBER THE DEAL ` BRING IN YOUR OLD CAR... IT'S A NISSAN AVENIR 2000. YEAH. SHE RUN ALL RIGHT OR ON HER LAST LEGS? SHE WAS ON HER LAST LEGS. AND BMW HAS TO TAKE THAT. SQUEAKY BRAKES. THE REVERSE LIGHTS DON'T WORK. THE HEADLIGHT DOESN'T WORK, EITHER. IT STARTS WHEN IT WANTS TO, SOMETIMES. LET'S START HER UP, SEE IF SHE GOES. ENGINE TURNS OVER WEAKLY OH, YEP, SHE'S GOING, JUST. PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT WORSE FOR WEAR THAN I WAS EXPECTING SOMEBODY MIGHT SWAP. AND NOW JUST ONE THING TO BE DONE. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE CHANCES WERE THAT IT WAS REAL? OH... I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS REAL AT ALL. I JUST THOUGHT THEY'D GIVE ME A LITTLE TOY CAR. HAPPY REVERSE APRIL FOOL'S DAY, TIANNA. CHEERING OH MY GOD, WE WON A CAR! That is lovely and well-deserved. A second apology ` last night I alluded to my youngest having broken her wrist. Stuck in the mud and jungle gyms don't go together. I got a foul look when I got in last night ` 'I was not on the jungle gym.'It was stuck in the mud. I got the facts wrong. Shabby. NOW, WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS. TONI HAS FINALLY HAD HER BABY. YEP, NINE DAYS OVERDUE. MACKENZIE FRANCE ARRIVED AT 11.12 LAST NIGHT, WEIGHING IN AT 7 POUNDS 14 OZ. THAT'S JUST SHY OF 3.6 KILOS IN THE NEW NUMBERS. She is gorgeous and wearing Ricky Martin slippers. TONI, MACKENZIE, MATT AND JUJU ARE ALL DOING WELL. A LITTLE MESSAGE TONIGHT FOR TONI'S 2-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, JUJU. SO, YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOUR FIERCEST COMPETITOR HAS JUST ARRIVED ON THE SCENE. YOU'LL HAVE MOMENTS OVER THE NEXT WEE WHILE, I'M SURE, WONDERING WHAT THE HECK HAS JUST ENTERED YOUR WORLD? MY BIG SISTER APPARENTLY ASKED MY PARENTS TO TAKE ME BACK TO THE HOSPITAL NOT LONG AFTER I WAS BORN. BUT TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, THEY'VE JUST GIVEN YOU A WONDERFUL GIFT. AS THE PROUD OWNER OF THREE SISTERS, I CAN TELL YOU THEY'RE PRETTY SPECTACULAR. SHE WILL BE YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME AND YOUR SPARRING PARTNER, YOUR MOST HONEST CRITIC AND YOUR GREATEST CHEERLEADER. NO ONE KNOWS THIS BETTER THAN YOUR MUM. SO ENJOY THIS LITTLE BUNDLE OF UPHEAVAL, BECAUSE DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE'LL BORROW YOUR FAVOURITE TOP WITHOUT ASKING, FORCE YOU TO LIE ABOUT WHAT TIME SHE ARRIVED HOME AND BLAME YOU FOR THE MESS SHE MADE ON THE CARPET, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER BECAUSE SHE'S THERE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU. SPEAKING OF KIDS AND PARENTING, PRAISE THE LORD THAT THE ST BEDE'S PARENTS WOKE UP TO WHAT THEY'D DONE AND DROPPED THEIR LEGAL ACTION AGAINST THE SCHOOL TODAY. DID THEY HIT A GREAT BIG WALL OF COMMON SENSE, OR DID THEY MERELY GET WHAT THEY WANT SO IT'S OVER? EITHER WAY, THEY HAVE DONE THEMSELVES THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNT OF DAMAGE ` TO THE SCHOOL'S AUTHORITY, TO THEIR REPUTATION AS PARENTS, NOT TO MENTION DRAG THE MAADI CUP IN FRONT OF A SPOTLIGHT THEY DIDN'T NEED. AND FURTHER A VERY GOOD POINT MY WIFE MADE TO ME TODAY, AS A PARENT OF TEENAGE BOYS ` WHICH SHE IS, AND WE ARE ` THE THING THEY VALUE MOST IN THE WORLD IS ANONYMITY; THEY SIMPLY WANT TO BLEND IN. THEY WANT TO BE ONE OF THE CROWD, EQUALS WITH THEIR MATES. SO THESE ST BEDE'S PARENTS COULD NOT HAVE DONE A MORE HUMILIATING THING TO THEIR KIDS. THEY ISOLATED THEM OUT; THEY HIGHLIGHTED THEIR PLIGHTS. METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, MUMMY AND DADDY WIPED THEIR BUM. ASK ANY TEENAGER YOU WANT AND SEE HOW COOL THAT ISN'T. CAPTIONS BY IMOGEN STAINES AND JESSICA BOELL. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2015