IT'S MIDDAY. TWO MEN MISSING FROM A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY TURN THEMSELVES IN. SEX ALLEGATIONS AGAINST PRINCE ANDREW ARE TO BE REMOVED FROM COURT RECORDS. AND A MASSIVE JEWELLERY HEIST IN LONDON. DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF MIDDAY, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. POLICE HAVE FOUND TWO MEN WHO ESCAPED FROM A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY IN HAMILTON. BENJAMEN MANUEL AND MORGAN HAMIORA-SMITH GOT OUT OF THE HENRY BENNETT CENTRE AT WAIKATO HOSPITAL ON MONDAY, BUT TURNED THEMSELVES IN TO COROMANDEL POLICE THIS MORNING. THE CEO OF THE WAIKATO DHB, NIGEL MURRAY, SAYS THEY'VE BEEN DESPERATE TO GET THE MEN BACK INTO CARE. IT IS EMBARRASSING. I HAVE NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, AND THAT'S WHY I'VE CALLED FOR AN INDEPENDENT REVIEW TO COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT OUR SYSTEMS AND PROCESSES AND MAKE SURE THAT IF THERE'S OPPORTUNITY FOR IMPROVEMENT IN THE WAY THAT WE HANDLE OUR SECURITY... HOWEVER, YOU'VE GOT TO BALANCE THAT WITH INCARCERATING PEOPLE IN THE HIGH-SECURITY ENVIRONMENT AND TO A MEDIUM-SECURITY ENVIRONMENT, WHERE WE DO WANT TO GET THESE PEOPLE INTEGRATED BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. BUT FOR THE FATHER OF NICHOLAS STEVENS, WHOSE BODY WAS FOUND IN THE WAIKATO RIVER AFTER HE LEFT THE CENTRE LAST MONTH, THE INQUIRY IS LONG OVERDUE. IT'S LIKE THE DEJA VU WE WARNED ABOUT. WE WARNED AFTER OUR SON DIED THAT IF THEY DIDN'T IMPROVE THEIR MANAGEMENT AND SECURITY PRACTICES, THAT THERE WOULD BE MORE EPISODES LIKE THIS, AND LOOK HOW QUICKLY IT'S HAPPENED. AND IT SORT OF MAKES US RELIVE ALL THE MEMORIES OF WHAT WAS GOING ON WHEN OUR SON DISAPPEARED FROM HOSPITAL UNESCORTED, YEAH, FOUR WEEKS AGO. IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE I WISH I WASN'T RIGHT. DAVE MCPHERSON BELIEVES THE WAY THE HENRY BENNETT CENTRE IS BEING RUN IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. THE SEARCH IS CONTINUING FOR TWO MEN MISSING AFTER A FISHING TRIP AT PORT WAIKATO, SOUTH-WEST OF AUCKLAND. POLICE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO REACH A BOAT FOUND UPTURNED ON THE BAR LAST NIGHT, BUT SAY THE MISSING MEN ARE NOT INSIDE IT. THE POLICE EAGLE HELICOPTER IS NOW SWEEPING THE AREA. THE KIWI DOLLAR REMAINS JUST BELOW PARITY AT AU$0.983. THE PRIME MINISTER CLAIMS THE RECORD HIGH IS A SIGN OF THE STRENGTH OF OUR ECONOMY, BUT LABOUR LEADER ANDREW LITTLE SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT TO LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE. WE'VE GOTTA KEEP THIS IN PERSPECTIVE. THIS IS ABOUT HOW BADLY THE AUSTRALIAN ECONOMY IS DOING. AND, SURE, THERE ARE SOME GOOD THINGS HAPPENING HERE. BUT WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO. AND WE'VE GOT SOME REAL THREATS IN OUR ECONOMY TOO, WITH DAIRY PRICES COMING OFF AS MUCH AS THEY HAVE. THERE'S ABOUT $4B LESS CASH COMING INTO OUR ECONOMY THIS YEAR THAN LAST YEAR AND PREVIOUS YEARS, SO WE'VE GOT SOME DIFFICULT TIMES AHEAD OF US, AND WE SHOULDN'T BE THINKING THAT THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD, WE'VE GOT THERE, THE JOURNEY'S OVER. THE NZIER'S PRINCIPAL ECONOMIST, SHAMUBEEL EAQUB, SAYS THE STATE OF THE KIWI DOLLAR AGAINST THE AUSTRALIAN IS A SIGN THE NZ ECONOMY IS GROWING STRONGLY. I GUESS THE REASON WHY THE NZ DOLLAR'S SO STRONG AGAINST THE AUSTRALIAN IS OUR ECONOMY IS DOING SO MUCH BETTER. THE STORY'S STILL VERY POSITIVE. WE HAVE MORE JOBS, OUR INCOMES ARE GROWING, OUR HOUSING MARKET'S VERY STRONG, AND ALL OF THOSE BITS AND PIECES. BUT WE KNOW THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME POSITIVES ` HOLIDAYS IN AUSTRALIA ARE GOING TO BE WAY CHEAPER. OUR IMPORTS, WHICH ARE A REALLY BIG PART OF OUR TRADE ` THAT'S GOING TO BE CHEAPER. BUT IT'S GOING TO REALLY HURT OUR EXPORTERS AND ABOUT TWO-THIRDS OF OUR MANUFACTURED EXPORTS AND TOURISM IS FROM AUSTRALIA. THAT'S ECONOMIST SHAMUBEEL EAQUB. A CHIMPANZEE HAS DIED AFTER BEING ATTACKED AND BADLY BITTEN BY ANOTHER CHIMP AT HAMILTON ZOO. CHIMA (20) HAD RECENTLY BEEN MOVED TO THE ZOO AS PART OF A BREEDING PROGRAMME, BUT WAS KILLED AFTER BEING INTRODUCED TO THE DOMINANT MALE, LUCA. THE FIGHT LASTED TWO MINUTES BEFORE THE CHIMPS WERE SEPARATED BY KEEPERS, WHO WERE UNABLE TO SAVE CHIMA. IN 2011 LUCA WAS ONE OF TWO CHIMPS SUSPECTED OF BITING THEIR FATHER, WHICH LED TO HIS DEATH. OVERSEAS, A JUDGE IN AMERICA HAS RULED THAT SEX ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST PRINCE ANDREW SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE COURT RECORDS. THE ALLEGATIONS, WHICH HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DENIED BY BUCKINGHAM PALACE, WERE MADE BY A WOMAN WHO CLAIMED SHE'D BEEN FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE PRINCE. BBC'S NICHOLAS WITCHELL EXPLAINS. HE IS PRINCE ANDREW, THE QUEEN'S SECOND SON, WHO'S REPEATEDLY AND EMPHATICALLY DENIED ANY SEXUAL IMPROPRIETY. THIS WAS ANDREW SPEAKING IN JANUARY ` I JUST WISH TO REITERATE AND TO REAFFIRM THE STATEMENTS WHICH HAVE ALREADY BEEN MADE ON MY BEHALF BY BUCKINGHAM PALACE. AND THIS IS VIRGINIA ROBERTS, A FORMER MASSEUSE WHO MET ANDREW WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER AND WHO MADE THE SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HIM. THOSE ALLEGATIONS WERE PART OF AN ATTEMPT TO JOIN A LAW SUIT. HER UNDERLYING COMPLAINT IS AGAINST THE MAN ON THE RIGHT HERE, HER FORMER EMPLOYER JEFFREY EPSTEIN, A ONE-TIME CLOSE FRIEND OF ANDREW. IN 2008, EPSTEIN WAS SENT TO PRISON IN THE US FOR SOLICITING SEX WITH AN UNDERAGED GIRL. NOW THE COURT IN FLORIDA HAS RULED THAT WHAT IT CALLED THE 'LURID DETAILS' OF MISS ROBERTS' ALLEGATIONS AGAINST PRINCE ANDREW ARE IRRELEVANT TO THE CASE IT IS CONSIDERING. THE JUDGE SAID... SO FOR PRINCE ANDREW, THERE IS SOME CAUSE FOR RELIEF. TODAY'S JUDGEMENT MEANS THAT MISS ROBERTS' ALLEGATIONS WILL PLAY NO FURTHER PART IN THIS COURT CASE. LESS PLEASING FOR ANDREW, THOUGH, IS THE FACT THAT THE JUDGE MADE NO DETERMINATION AT ALL AS TO VERACITY OR OTHERWISE OF MISS ROBERTS' ALLEGATIONS. AND THOSE ALLEGATIONS HAVE NOT BEEN ABANDONED. FORENSIC EXPERTS IN IRAQ HAVE BEGUN EXHUMING SOME OF THE MASS GRAVES WHERE ISLAMIC STATE EXTREMISTS ARE BELIEVED TO HAVE BURIED THE BODIES OF UP TO 1700 IRAQI SOLDIERS. THEY WERE MASSACRED AFTER ISIS TOOK CONTROL OF THE CITY OF TIKRIT, NORTH OF BAGHDAD, LAST YEAR. GOVERNMENT FORCES FINALLY RECAPTURED IT LAST WEEK. THE BBC'S PAUL ADAMS WITH THIS REPORT. GUN COCKS MAN GIVES INSTRUCTION, GUN SHOOTS A SALUTE FOR THE DEAD. IN A PLACE WHERE HUNDREDS OF THEIR COMRADES DIED LAST SUMMER, IRAQI SOLDIERS ARE FINALLY ABLE TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS. SLOWLY, THE GROUND IS YIELDING THE GRUESOME EVIDENCE. THERE ARE THOUGHT TO BE EIGHT SEPARATE SITES WHERE KILLINGS TOOK PLACE LAST SUMMER. A FEW BODIES HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXHUMED. INVESTIGATORS HAVE TAKEN DNA SAMPLES FROM FAMILY MEMBERS IN AN ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY THE VICTIMS. THE GROUP KNOWN AS ISLAMIC STATE MADE LITTLE SECRET OF WHAT IT WAS DOING WHEN IT ROUNDED UP AS MANY AS 1700 SHIITE SOLDIERS AND MASSACRED THEM ON THE SITE OF A FORMER US ARMY BASE. ALI IS ONE OF VERY FEW SURVIVORS, RETURNING TO HELP INVESTIGATORS PINPOINT THE MASS GRAVES AND TELL HIS HORRIFIC STORY. (SPEAKS ARABIC) TRANSLATOR: THE FOURTH BULLET WAS MEANT TO KILL ME, BUT IT MISSED. THE NEXT BULLET KILLED THE MAN NEXT TO ME. I PLAYED DEAD AND FELL TO THE GROUND. I WAS COVERED BY THE BLOOD OF MY COMRADES, AND I ROLLED DOWN INTO THE VALLEY. FAMILIES OFFERING PRAYERS TODAY HAVE WAITED MONTHS TO FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED HERE. NONE OF THIS WAS POSSIBLE WHILE THE TOWN WAS STILL IN IS HANDS. TIKRIT FINALLY FELL A WEEK AGO, AFTER A MONTH-LONG BATTLE. BUT ISLAMIC STATE STILL CONTROL LARGE SWATHES OF THE COUNTRY. THE GOVERNMENT HOPES TO PRESS ON AND TAKE THE OIL REFINERY AT BAIJI, WHICH IS STILL PARTLY HELD BY IS. WHERE THE BATTLE GOES FROM THERE IS LESS CLEAR. THE AMERICANS WOULD LIKE TO SEE IRAQ'S SECOND LARGEST CITY, MOSUL, BACK IN GOVERNMENT HANDS. BUT THE SHIITE MILITIAS, WHO HELPED TO RETAKE TIKRIT, WOULD LIKE TO CONCENTRATE ON THIS AREA, ANBAR, THE SUNNI HEARTLAND. ON A VISIT TO THE KURDISH STRONGHOLD OF ERBIL, IRAQ'S PRIME MINISTER SAID ONLY THAT HE AND THE KURDISH LEADER WERE PLANNING TO LIBERATE THE WHOLE COUNTRY FROM IS. (SPEAKS ARABIC) TRANSLATOR: I CAN ASSURE ALL IRAQI CITIZENS, WHETHER THEY'RE FROM ANBAR OR ELSEWHERE, THAT THEY WILL BE PROTECTED FROM ISLAMIC STATE. WE WILL ACCEPT NO VIOLATIONS OF THE LIVES AND PROPERTY OF OUR PEOPLE. GUNFIRE THE PRIME MINISTER SAID THAT INCLUDED THE MILITIAS, ACCUSED OF COMMITTING NUMEROUS ABUSES AGAINST SUNNIS IN TIKRIT. IF THE GOVERNMENT DOES SUCCEED IN MOVING FURTHER INTO SUNNI AREAS, THE SHIITE DESIRE FOR REVENGE WILL HAVE TO BE CONTROLLED. THE SITUATION IN YEMEN CONTINUES TO WORSEN, WITH NEW VICTIMS EACH DAY FROM AIRSTRIKES AND BATTLES ACROSS THE COUNTRY. SAUDI ARABIA HAS BEEN LEADING THE FIGHT AGAINST SHI'ITE MUSLIM REBELS CALLED HOUTHIS, WHO ARE FIGHTING TO OUST THE PRESIDENT AND TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY. BUT CIVILIANS ARE CAUGHT IN THE CROSS FIRE. DITA DE BONI WITH THIS. ONCE MORE, CIVILIANS ARE BEARING THE BRUNT OF VICIOUS SECTARIAN WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. THIS MORNING, THREE WOMEN AND THREE CHILDREN WERE KILLED IN AN AREA WEST OF YEMEN'S CAPITAL SANAA WHEN SAUDI PLANES DROPPED A DEADLY LOAD FROM THE SKIES. TRANSLATOR: A ROCKET TARGETED THE HOME OF ONE OF THE CITIZENS, A MAN AND HIS CHILDREN. AND THERE WERE SIX MARTYRS AND EIGHT WOUNDED, SOME IN CRITICAL CONDITION. THE AIRSTRIKES, LED BY SAUDI ARABIA, ARE SUPPORTED BY OTHER SUNNI MUSLIMS AND AMERICA, WHICH IS ACCELERATING ITS FUNDING OF THIS FIGHT IN AN ATTEMPT TO VANQUISH THE IRANIAN-BACKED HOUTHI REBELS. BUT BETWEEN AIR STRIKES AND BATTLES ON THE GROUND, THE SITUATION FOR CIVILIANS IS DIRE. TRANSLATOR: THE HOSPITALS ARE SUFFERING A LOT. AND THERE ARE ALSO THE BODIES THAT ARE ON THE STREETS, WHICH THE FAMILIES ARE UNABLE TO PICK UP AND BURY IN A SUITABLE MANNER. STARVATION IS A REAL RISK. AND WITH THE NO-FLY ZONE POLICY AND THE CLOSING OF ALL ROUTES TO YEMEN, SOME AREAS ARE SUFFERING A SHORTAGE OF FOOD AND WATER. THE RED CROSS HOPES TO FLY IN SUPPLIES IN TWO DAYS IF IT CAN BE DONE SAFELY. BUT WHILE IT IS TRYING TO GET IN, OTHER COUNTRIES ARE GETTING THEIR CITIZENS OUT. THANK YOU, PAKISTAN! THIS MAN WAS JUBILANT ON RETURNING TO PAKISTAN WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHERS WHEN A BOAT CAME TO PICK THEM UP FROM A SOUTH-WESTERN YEMENI TOWN A FEW DAYS AGO. INDIA HAS ALSO SHIPPED OVER 2000 OF ITS CITIZENS BACK AS CONDITIONS DETERIORATE. ORDINARY YEMENIS DON'T HAVE THAT LUXURY. DITA DE BONI, ONE NEWS. THE PALESTINIAN UN AMBASSADOR SAYS HIS GOVERNMENT IS READY TO SEE IF THE SECURITY COUNCIL HAS THE 'POLITICAL WILL' TO HELP ESTABLISH A PALESTINIAN STATE. LAST YEAR THE COUNCIL REJECTED A PALESTINIAN RESOLUTION DEMANDING AN END TO ISRAELI OCCUPATION IN THREE YEARS. BUT MUCH HAS CHANGED IN THE MEANTIME. US PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA SAYS HE'LL REASSESS US POLICY TOWARD ISRAEL AFTER ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU SAID HE WOULDN'T ALLOW THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A PALESTINIAN STATE ON HIS WATCH. AND STILL IN GREECE, WHERE POLICE HAVE CLASHED WITH MILITANT ANARCHISTS SEEKING THE ABOLITION OF A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON. VEHICLES AND PROPERTY WERE DAMAGED, AND PETROL BOMBS WERE THROWN AT POLICE IN THE RIOTS, WHILE POLICE RESPONDED WITH TEAR GAS. THE NEW RADICAL LEFT-LED GOVERNMENT OF GREECE HAD PROMISED TO CLOSE THE PRISON WHERE MANY MILITANT ANARCHISTS ARE HELD, BUT HASN'T DONE SO YET, PROVOKING ANGER. A GANG OF BURGLARS IS THOUGHT TO HAVE ESCAPED WITH A MASSIVE HAUL OF JEWELLERY AND CASH AFTER BREAKING INTO A SAFETY DEPOSIT VAULT IN LONDON OVER THE EASTER WEEKEND. THE VAULT CONTAINS HUNDREDS OF DEPOSIT BOXES, USED MAINLY BY JEWELLERS AND GOLD DEALERS, AND IT'S BELIEVED UP TO 300 MAY HAVE BEEN BROKEN INTO. THE BBC'S BEN ANDO REPORTS. FORENSICS TEAMS AND INVESTIGATORS HAVE SPENT THE DAY AT HATTON GARDEN'S SAFE DEPOSIT BUILDING IN THE BASEMENT VAULT, WHERE RAIDERS, USING HEAVY-DUTY CUTTING EQUIPMENT, BROKE IN AND HELPED THEMSELVES TO THE CONTENTS OF SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES INSIDE. HATTON GARDEN IS THE CENTRE OF THE UK DIAMOND TRADE. THIS WEEKEND, COMBINING EASTER AND THE JEWISH FESTIVAL PASSOVER, MANY LOCAL TRADERS WOULD HAVE PUT THEIR OWN UMOUNTED OR UNFINISHED DIAMONDS IN SECURITY BOXES FOR SAFEKEEPING. NOW, THEY SAY, THEY'RE WAITING TO HEAR IF THEY'VE BEEN LUCKY OR NOT. THE TIMING OF THIS RAID AND THE WAY IT WAS CARRIED OUT SUGGESTS FAMILIARITY WITH THE SECURITY MEASURES IN PLACE AND WITH THE WORKINGS OF THE JEWELLERY TRADE. IN THE EARLY STAGES OF THE INVESTIGATION, ANYONE WHO'S BEEN INSIDE THE VAULT, WHETHER STAFF OR CUSTOMERS, WILL BE UNDER SUSPICION. 12 YEAR AGO A THIEF ESCAPED WITH �1.5M AFTER BREAKING INTO SIX BOXES AT THE HATTON GARDEN SAFE DEPOSIT. THIS WEEKEND'S RAIDERS MAY HAVE ESCAPED WITH MILLIONS MORE. STILL TO COME ON MIDDAY ` SOME GOOD NEWS FOR BLUES FANS. AND A HEAVY SUSPENSION FOR SHARKS FLANKER JEAN DEYSEL. FORMER BRITISH PRIME MINISTER TONY BLAIR HAS WEIGHED INTO HIS COUNTRY'S ELECTION CAMPAIGN. HE'S WARNING THAT THE UK'S ECONOMY COULD DESCEND INTO CHAOS IF A DECISION IS MADE TO LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION. THE BBC'S JAMES LANDALE REPORTS. REMEMBER HIM? HE USED TO WIN ELECTIONS FOR LABOUR. LOTS OF THEM. AND TODAY HE WAS BACK IN HIS OLD STAMPING GROUND TO TRY TO WIN ONE MORE. TONY BLAIR ENTERED THE ELECTION FRAY TO WARN THAT THE TORIES' PROMISE OF AN EU REFERENDUM WOULD CREATE THE GREATEST ECONOMIC INSTABILITY SINCE THE SECOND WORLD WAR. THINK OF THE CHAOS PRODUCED BY THE POSSIBILITY, NEVER MIND THE REALITY, OF BRITAIN ACTUALLY QUITTING EUROPE. JOBS THAT ARE SECURE SUDDENLY INSECURE; A PALL OF UNPREDICTABILITY HANGING OVER THE BRITISH ECONOMY. WITH HIS WIFE LOOKING ON, MR BLAIR SAID A REFERENDUM WAS AN UNACCEPTABLE GAMBLE WITH BRITAIN'S FUTURE. AND HE ACCUSED DAVID CAMERON OF TRADING THAT FUTURE FOR POLITICAL ADVANTAGE. FOR WHILE SOME MAY THINK TONY BLAIR CAN STILL WALK ON WATER, OTHERS HAVE LONG MEMORIES. HE SHOULD JUST KEEP OUT OF IT. HE'S HAD HIS DAY, HASN'T HE? HE CAN LET OTHER PEOPLE GET ON WITH POLITICS NOW. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT A TONY BLAIR FAN, I WOULD GENERALLY AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK IT'S TOO RISKY TO COME OUT. YOU KNOW, HE HAS DONE GOOD STUFF. BUT OBVIOUSLY OVER THE YEARS, I THINK THINGS HAVE CHANGED. SO AFTER YEARS OF SILENCE, TONY BLAIR IS BACK, AND HE'S EVEN ENJOYING THE CAMPAIGN. SORT OF. DO YOU MISS ALL THIS, TONY? DO YOU MISS ALL THIS? YEAH. (CHUCKLES) SELF-STYLED LIBERTARIAN RAND PAUL PUT HIS HAND UP TO BE A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER FOR THE US GENERAL ELECTION NEXT YEAR. HE'S ALREADY A US SENATOR, AND HIS MAIN CLAIM TO FAME IS THAT HE'S AGAINST AMERICA FIGHTING FOREIGN WARS. THERE WILL BE AROUND 20 CANDIDATES VYING TO BECOME THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER WHICH IS DECIDED IN FEBRUARY NEXT YEAR. STILL IN THE UNITED STATES, A HUSBAND'S LETTER TO HIS STAY-AT-HOME WIFE IS GETTING LOTS OF REACTION ONLINE. THE MAN ADDED UP THE VALUE OF EVERYTHING SHE DOES TO KEEP THE HOME RUNNING, AND REALISED HE COULDN'T AFFORD HER. THE ABC'S MARA SCHIAVOCAMPO REPORTS. AS CLAIRE DUFFY KNOWS ALL TOO WELL, SOMETIMES MOMS IN MODERN FAMILIES AREN'T ALWAYS APPRECIATED. I'M STRETCHED A LITTLE THIN TODAY, SO I NEED YOU TO DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING, CHECK IN ON THE KIDS AND MAYBE CLEAN UP THOSE BRANCHES IN THE FRONT YARD. DONE, AND DONE. IS THAT AN EXPRESSION, OR DID YOU REALLY ONLY REMEMBER TWO OF THE THINGS I SAID? BUT STEVE NELMS HAS FIGURED OUT HOW MUCH HE APPRECIATES HIS STAY-AT-HOME WIFE LORI DOWN TO THE DOLLAR. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WRITE A POST TO SEE WHAT THAT ACTUALLY WOULD EQUATE TO WITH ALL THE SERVICES THAT SHE DOES ON A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS. IN A BLOG POST TITLED 'FATHERS, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A STAY-AT-HOME MOM,' NELMS ITEMISED EVERY JOB HIS WIFE PERFORMS. THE TOTAL ` CLOSE TO A WHOPPING $74,000 PER YEAR, INCLUDING A LAUNDRY LIST OF CHILDCARE FOR THEIR SON EZRA (2) CLEANING AND COOKING, COMING TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HE REALLY COULD NOT AFFORD HIS WIFE. THE POST HAS GONE VIRAL, SOME RESPONDING WITH SUPPORT. A BALANCING ACT THIS COUPLE PERFORMS TO MAXIMISE THE OPPORTUNITIES FOR THEIR LITTLE ONE. THE STRUGGLING BLUES RUGBY TEAM HAS PEGGED ONE BACK, RESIGNING TEST LOOSE FORWARD STEVEN LUATUA. BUCKING THE RECENT TREND, LUATUA IS STAYING PUT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS, SPURNING LUCRATIVE OFFERS FROM ENGLAND, WHILE YOUNG TEAMMATES DEPART. ESPECIALLY FOR GUYS LIKE US WHO DIDN'T HAVE MUCH, TO HEAR PEOPLE WANT YOU FOR HTAT MONEY IS SPECIAL. I BELIEVE THIS IS THE PALCE FOR ME. THE LATEST OFFER HAS COME IN FROM CONRAD SMITH'S NEW CLUB PAU FOR $750,000 PER SEASON. SHARKS FLANKER JEAN DEYSEL HAS RECEIVED A HEAVY SUSPENSION FOR FOUL PLAY DURING THE HUMILIATING LOSS TO THE CRUSADERS AT THE WEEKEND. DEYSEL WAS SENT OFF EARLY IN THE SECOND HALF FOR THIS KNEE TO THE HEAD OF CRUSADERS OPENSIDE MATT TODD. AND IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME. LAST YEAR THE FLANKER WAS BANNED FOR STOMPING THE FACE OF CRUSADERS ROOKIE JORDAN TAUFUA. DEYSEL IS SUSPENED FOR SEVEN WEEKS. HE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO PLAY UNTIL LATE MAY. JUST DAYS AFTER HIS BIG WIN OVER ANDY MURRAY IN THE FINAL OF THE MIAMI OPEN, WORLD TENNIS NUMBER ONE NOVAK DJOKOVIC IS HAVING SOME REGRETS. DJOKOVIC WON THE MATCH IN THREE SETS BUT NOT BEFORE LOSING HIS COOL, SNATCHING A TOWEL FROM THIS STARTLED BALL BOY WHILE DELIVERING A VERBAL SPRAY. LAST NIGHT HE TOOK TO FACEBOOK WITH THIS APOLOGY. I REALLY REALLY FEEL SORRY, AND I REGRET THAT HE WAS THERE. THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER TO HURT HIM OR SCARE HIM IN ANY KIND OF WAY. THE SERBIAN SAID THE OUTBURST WAS AIMED AT HIS SUPPORT TEAM RATHER THAN THE BALL BOY. STILL TO COME ON MIDDAY, I'LL BE BACK WITH THE AFTERNOON WEATHER, PLUS ` WHY FANS OF THIS QUEEN OF COMEDY DON'T SEE THE HUMOUR IN A STATUTE SUPPOSEDLY IN HER LIKENESS. WEATHER IS NEXT, BUT FIRST LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT TODAY'S TOP STORIES. POLICE HAVE FOUND TWO MEN WHO HAD ESCAPED FROM THE HENRY BENNETT MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY AT WAIKATO HOSPITAL. THE SEARCH IS CONTINUING FOR TWO MEN MISSING AFTER A FISHING TRIP AT PORT WAIKATO, SOUTH-WEST OF AUCKLAND. AND A JUDGE HAS RULED THAT SEX ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST PRINCE ANDREW SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM COURT RECORDS. NOW TO THE WEATHER. A MOIST NORTHERLY FLOW COVERS MOST OF THE COUNTRY, AND A SLOW MOVING FRONT LINGERING OVER THE CENTRAL NZ BRINGS HEAVY RAIN TO SOME PLACES. A COLD FRONT MOVES UP THE EAST OF THE SOUTH ISLAND THIS EVENING. FOR WEATHER, SEE ONENEWS.CO.NZ AND FINALLY ` ACTRESS LUCILLE BALL HAD FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD, BUT THE SAME CAN'T BE SAID FOR A STATUE THAT WAS MEANT TO HONOUR HER. THE CREATION IN UPSTATE NEW YORK ISN'T MAKING THEM SMILE THEY WAY LUCY DID. THE ABC'S DAVID WRIGHT REPORTS. IT'S ALWAYS A TREMENDOUS THRILL FOR ME TO BE AT THE LAUNCHING OF A GREAT ARTISTIC CAREER. LET ME BUY THIS. WE ALL LOVE LUCY ` THE BRONZED-HAIRED QUEEN OF COMEDY FROM TV'S GOLDEN AGE. NOT SO MUCH THE BRONZE STATUE IN HER HOMETOWN COMMEMORATING ONE OF HER MOST FAMOUS SCENES. SO WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF HAPPY, PEPPY PEOPLE AND GET A GREAT BIG BOTTLE OF VITAMEATAVEGAMIN TOMORROW? IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE ARTIST DRANK A BIT TOO MUCH VITAMEATAVEGAMIN WHEN HE CAST THIS THING. THE LOCALS HERE IN CELORON, NEW YORK, CALL HER 'SCARY LUCY'. A FACEBOOK PAGE TO GET RID OF SCARY LUCY HAS NOW CAUGHT FIRE. I THINK LUCY WOULD FIND THE HUMOUR IN THIS. THIS, TO ME, IS NOT UNLIKE A LUCY EPISODE, ACTUALLY, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. WELL, NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT... I'M SICK OF THE SIGHT OF YOUR FACE. TODAY, THE SCULPTOR, DAVE POULIN, FINALLY AGREED TO FIX IT. THEY'RE HOPING THE NEW SCULPTURE WILL BE MORE LIKE HOW WE ALL REMEMBER HER. (SCREAMS) ALL SCREAM THANKS FOR JOINING US. THE ONE NEWS HOUR WILL BE HERE AT SIX. GOOD AFTERNOON. CAPTIONS BY JUNE YEOW AND ALANA CRUIKSHANK CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2015