stuff to appeal to everyone. THAT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE. MEET THE CREW TAKING THE BIRDS-AND-THE-BEES TALK... DO YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER PROGRAMME QUITE LIKE THIS IN THE WORLD? I DON'T. ...BEHIND BARS. HOW HAVE YOU PITCHED THIS PRESENTATION TO SUIT YOUNG OFFENDERS? TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT YOUR GRANDMA WATCHING. PLUS ` THIS WELLINGTON SUBURB LOOKS NICE ENOUGH, SO WHAT'S GETTING THE RESIDENTS IN A STINK? AND ` HAVE YOU EVER...? COME ON, TIM. SPIT IT OUT. WHY DO SOME PEOPLE...? WHEN THEY GET DRUNK, THEY LIKE TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF? GOOD QUESTION, REALLY. WHY? UM... (CHUCKLES) ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY AMY PARK AND IMOGEN STAINES. DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. You had experience on the last one funny things that happen after a few drinks. I don't need any drinks to get naked but that's another topic. I have no idea that there is an announcement of somebody coming on the programme. This person features in my top three other celebs that I really enjoyed. We're going to play guess who. What if I get it on the first question? You white. Would you carry on pretending. You'll enjoy this. IN PANDA NEWS, STRAIGHT FROM THE, WELL, SUPPOSED 'PANDA HATER' ` IS GERRY BROWNLEE A 'PANDA PIMP'? THAT'S WHAT THE DEFENCE MINISTER'S BEING LABELLED BY THE OPPOSITION AFTER CARRYING A WELLINGTON CITY COUNCIL PROPOSAL ALL THE WAY TO CHINA AS THE CITY TRIES TO OBTAIN A COUPLE OF PANDAS. THE PM SAYS HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE BID. WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WILDLIFE, WHO WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE? IT'S A BIO-LUMINESCENT TURTLE. ITS SHELL GLOWS IN THE DARK ` THE FIRST TIME IT'S EVER BEEN SEEN IN ANY KIND OF REPTILE. AND IF YOU THOUGHT BEING A REF HERE WAS BAD, IN BRAZIL, THEY CARRY GUNS. WE'RE NOT SURE HOW WIDESPREAD THIS IS, BUT THE REF IN THIS FOOTBALL GAME PULLS A GUN AFTER BEING VERBALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSED BY PLAYERS. HE'S BEEN TAKEN FOR A PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENT. NOW, A QUICK HEADS UP TO MUMS AND DADS. IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO HAVE 'THAT' TALK ` YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE KIDS, GET THEM AWAY FROM THE TELLY. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT SEX, AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS WITH PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY NEVER HAD THE TALK AT ALL AND IN A PLACE YOU'D NEVER THINK ABOUT GETTING IT. HERE'S MATT CHISHOLM. PRETTY EXCITED, EH. A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS AS WELL. IT'S A TOTALLY NEW EXPERIENCE. OTAGO UNI MED STUDENTS... DUBSTEP MUSIC GOING WHERE THEIR PARENTS NEVER WANTED THEM TO GO ` A LOT OF THE GUYS IN HERE HAVE PROBABLY GROWN UP IN A PRETTY DIFFERENT SITUATION TO A LOT OF US ON THE BUS HERE. OFF TO PRISON... HAVE YOU GOT YOUR CONDOMS? OH YEAH. (LAUGHS) WE'VE GOT OUR CONDOM SUITS IN THE BAG, MATE. WE'RE ALL HOOKED UP AND READY TO GO. ...TO DELIVER A SEXUAL HEALTH PRESENTATION TO YOUNG OFFENDERS. < DO YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER PROGRAMME QUITE LIKE THIS IN THE WORLD? I DON'T. AND, I GUESS, WITH SEVEN SHARP TAGGING ALONG, THE NATION. THE TOILET QUEUE ALL A BIT NERVOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER ITS YOU OR THE PRISONERS THEY'RE NERVOUS ABOUT, BUT ANYWAY... (LAUGHS) HOW HAVE YOU PITCHED THIS PRESENTATION TO SUIT YOUNG OFFENDERS? TO PUT IT BLUNTLY IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT YOUR GRANDMA WATCHING. THERE'S, UH,... (LAUGHS). WE'VE GOT, UH` YEAH, IT'S A BIT DOWN AND DIRTY. WE'VE THROWN IN A FEW RUDE WORDS AND THINGS LIKE THAT, AND IT'S JUST HAVING FUN, REALLY, AND MAKING A BIT OF A DICK OF OURSELVES. THAT'S BOTH METAPHORICALLY AND LITERALLY. THIS SESSION AT CHRISTCHURCH MEN'S PRISON YOUTH UNIT IS THE FIFTH BETWEEN OTAGO UNIVERSITY AND CORRECTIONS IN THE PAST TWO YEARS. I WAS GONNA SAY, I FEEL LIKE A BIT OF A COCK STANDING UP IN THIS THING... LAUGHTER AND THAT NOT-MEANT-FOR-YOUR-GRANDMOTHER PRESENTATION IS AN ABSOLUTE HIT... IMAGINE IF YOU WHIP SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUT. THAT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU LAID, IS IT? LAUGHTER ...WITH THIS WHAT'S CONSIDERED AT-RISK GROUP. THEY DO HAVE HIGH INCIDENTS OF STI'S AND THINGS LIKE THAT, BUT A LOT OF IT RELATES BACK TO THE FACT THAT THEY HAVEN'T HAD THE EDUCATION. A LOT OF THEM HAVE MISSED PROPER SCHOOLING. < HOW MANY OF THESE YOUNG OFFENDERS ARE ALREADY FATHERS? I WOULDN'T KNOW EXACTLY, BUT THERE WOULD BE A LARGE NUMBER OF THEM. MANY MEN WE'VE MET INSIDE IN THE PAST ARE FATHERS TO 5, 6, 7, OR 8 KIDS. THEY'RE THE ONES DOING THE TOIL. YEAH, IT'S A STRUGGLE OUT THERE. I THINK A LOT OF IT CAN BE DOWN TO THE FACT THAT IT'S EASY. IT'S EASY TO HAVE CHILDREN. PERHAPS NOT SO EASY TO BRING THEM UP. < HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE? JUST ONE. THIS, WELL, FUN AND INTERACTIVE SESSION, THEN,... UH, YOUR DICK DROPS OFF? LAUGHTER ...GOOD FOR THE AUDIENCE AS WELL AS THOSE ON STAGE WHO WANT TO BE SEEN AS BEING APPROACHABLE ` # MY BALLS GET ITCHY TOO. # TRAINEE DOCTORS WHO'LL EVENTUALLY HAVE TO COMMUNICATE WITH A WIDE CROSS-SECTION OF PEOPLE. ITS NOT A SKILL THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE RIGHT AWAY, COS THEY'RE VERY BOOK-SMART PEOPLE, SO SOMETIMES WE THINK, OH, WELL YOU'RE EITHER BOOK-SMART OR YOU'RE GOOD WITH PEOPLE. BUT WE'VE GOT STUDENTS COMING OUT WHO ARE BOTH, AND WE GIVE THEM A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES TO GET THAT. OH, YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? LIAM? WE'RE ALSO THROWING IN A BIT ABOUT ACTUAL, SORTA, SAFE-SEX EDUCATION KIND OF STUFF TO DO WITH YOUR STI'S AND BUILDING SAFE RELATIONSHIPS. < IT AIN'T ON UNLESS IT'S ON? YEAH EXACTLY THAT KIND OF STUFF. (LAUGHS) YOU KNOW, THIS GUY KNOWS. AND AT LEAST THIS TIME AROUND,... BEST TO WRAP. ...SO DO THESE GUYS, WHICH GOT ME THINKING. < I'VE DECIDED YOU NEED TO TAKE THE SHOW ON THE ROAD! (LAUGHS) YEAH WE DO. I THINK WE DO. YOU'VE PLANTED THAT SEED. NOW WE HAVE TO. (LAUGHS) FOR NOW, THOUGH, AFTER STRIKING UP SOME QUALITY RAPPORT,... # THEY CALL THE RISING SUN... # ...AS YOU'D EXPECT, THE YOUNG OFFENDERS STAY PUT... JUST GOTTA FOCUS ON WHEN YOU GET OUT. ...AS THE WANNABE DOCTORS HEAD FOR HOME. ITS CERTAINLY AN INTERESTING, UM,.. (LAUGHS) INTERESTING THING TO THINK ABOUT. < IT IS AN INTERESTING THING TO THINK ABOUT. YEAH, CHEERS, EZRA. (LAUGHS) < THANKS, EZRA. THAT'S REALLY HANDY. YOU DIDN'T GET A TASTE FOR IT? YOU DON'T WANT TO COME AND SPEND 6 TO 12 MONTHS HERE? (LAUGHS) AS TEMPTING AS IT IS, YEAH, NO, I'M ENTIRELY HAPPY IN MY STUDENT FLAT, SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH. FIRST TIME I THINK I'VE EVER SAID THAT, YEAH. (LAUGHS) The real winners are the made students giving out in the real world. # My balls are itchy what rhymes with itchy balls? If you haven't had the sex talk before you've done the deed, I wonder how hard it is to then go back you know what I'm saying. If you've been there done that. This is a blurred picture of someone's face. A high-profile person. Mr invisible. I have a backup year. How do you tell that? Give me a clue? This is your first clue. An internationally famous person? You've worked out at the mail. This person is in my top three. Apparently, some of our viewers have already got it right. They'll be getting randomly. Singer or movie or TV? All three. COMING UP ON SEVEN SHARP ` KRISTIN, SOMETHING'S CAUSING A BIT OF A STINK? YES, A CERTAIN STENCH IS CAUSING OUTRAGE HERE IN TAWA. WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE, I HEAR YOU ASK? THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. Like a dirty old Fat. That's not pleasant. HAVE YOU EVER...? JUST WHAT IS IT ABOUT A FEW DRINKS THAT MAKES PEOPLE TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF? KAKA LIVE CAM. SECRET LOCALE. 6 DAYS OLD. See the ladder there the mother goes and periodically to check on them. What's the reason for this? COMPETITION TO NAME MUM AND GUESS WHEN THE CHICKS LEAVE. When it gets to meet the birds. Gets the date they will leave the nest? Roughly 50 days. They are six days old currently. I want to see mother before the end of the programme. I'm nervous she's gone out for the night. They look well cared for so far. Look on our Facebook page. NOW THAT DAYLIGHT SAVING HAS FINALLY COME AROUND AND THE WEATHER'S BEEN SO INCREDIBLE, MANY OF US WILL BE STARTING TO CELEBRATE BY ACTUALLY SPENDING SOME TIME OUTSIDE. WELL, FOR SOME RESIDENTS IN THE WELLINGTON SUBURB OF TAWA, THAT'S NOT REALLY AN OPTION. HERE'S KRISTIN HALL. PLEASANT CLASSICAL MUSIC AH, SUNNY SUBURBIA. PEACEFUL, IDYLLIC. IT SMELLS LIKE A DIRTY OLD FART. (LAUGHS) OH DEAR. MUSIC THIS IS TAWA'S SPICER LANDFILL. JUST UP THE HILL ARE THESE GUYS. THEY SAY THE SMELL'S BEEN GETTING WORSE OVER THE PAST YEAR OR TWO, TO THE POINT WHERE IT'S MAKING THEM SICK. MIGRAINES FROM IT, AND I KNOW PLENTY OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THE AREA, THEY'VE HAD 12 OR 18 MONTHS OF HAYFEVER-LIKE SYMPTOMS ` ITCHY EYES, RUNNY NOSES. IF WE WANT TO HAVE SUMMER BARBECUES AND STUFF, WE GET FORCED INSIDE COS IT STINKS SO BAD. WE'RE ON HAMPTON HILL ROAD. THERE ARE MOMENTS WHEN YOU'RE WALKING AROUND HERE AND YOU CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING AT ALL, BUT I'LL ADMIT WE JUST GOT A BIG WHIFF AND IT SMELLS LIKE A... BURNT EGG SANDWICH ` GASSY SANDWICH. YEAH, IT'S THAT BAD, AND WHILE YOU MIGHT BE THINKING DUMPS ARE EXPECTED TO BE A BIT SMELLY, THIS LEAKED REPORT SAYS THE AMOUNT OF HYDROGEN SULPHIDE AT THE LANDFILL IS EXCESSIVE ` TWO TO FOUR TIMES THE STANDARD LEVEL. PEOPLE ARE CONSIDERING MOVING, BUT THEN IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BUY A HOUSE, YOU HOPE IT'S NOT A SMELLY DAY, OTHERWISE WE'LL BE STUCK HERE. PORIRUA'S MAYOR SAYS HE CAN'T COMMENT ON THE REPORT BECAUSE IT'S A DRAFT REPORT AND THERE'S A COMPLAINT ABOUT THE SMELL CURRENTLY BEFORE THE ENVIRONMENT COURT. HE CAN SAY ALTHOUGH THE COUNCIL'S BEEN DOING THINGS TO DECREASE THE SMELL, THEY HAVEN'T DONE A PARTICULARLY GOOD JOB OF TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT IT. THE FAILING IS IN COMMUNICATION; IT'S NOT IN TRYING TO RESOLVE THE ISSUES. THE WORK IS BEING DONE. THERE'S BEEN A LIST OF SEVERAL ACTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN DONE. LOCALS AGREE THE COMMUNICATION STINKS AND AREN'T TOTALLY CONVINCED SOME OF THE PROPOSED SOLUTIONS WILL WORK. IF I HAD BROKEN SEWER PIPE AND I RANG THEM AND THEIR SOLUTION WAS TO PLANT SOME TREES AND GIVE ME A CAN OF AIR FRESHENER, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE FRESH AIR. NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT SO, AND I THOUGHT FRESH AIR WAS FREE. WE'RE PAYING OUR RATES. NOW ALL FINGERS ARE CROSSED THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO RUIN ANOTHER SUMMER. Exciting news. Mummers back. She's brought back the worms for the little chicks. All's well that ends well. Kristen Hall is outside the dump. Can you smell it as we speak? We can't actually smell it at the moment. Locals tell me the evening is the time when it said its worst we have a northerly at the moment. Probably drifting up to where people live. I can confirm I have smelt. It's not a pleasant smell at all. How far away the houses and people from where you are at the moment? There are only about a kilometre is the bird flies it does get pretty bad. There are incensed about it. So is whoever leaked this report. It says Spicer land role - the document they didn't want anyone to see. In a report it says there are excessive amounts of hydrogen sulphide gas. It's bubbling up through the water. When the Mayor said they haven't done a good job, and they going to do a good job? Will they fix it? The Mayor says they have put more deodorising is up. They are putting more dirt on top and planting more trees. They are also going to build a poo dryer. That will take a whole two years. Hopefully the smell goes away before then. Thank you Kristen Hall in Tawa. Six people have got it right. That is pure guesswork. You have issues with people being more in control than you are. I can't work it out. Next clues - growing up this person wanted to be a sheep on a plane. His wife warned him not to take his breakout role in 1999. That's 15 years ago. He once played the Easter Bunny. In a movie? This is recent - he injured his eye during an appearance on at Hop talkshow. I know who it is. Am I allowed to tell you? I don't want to ruin your weird game. You don't know! Australian guy. That's not enough. It's Hugh Jackman. You're not then tell me if I'm right. It's too late because our product. SO, APPARENTLY I'LL FIND OUT WHO'S COMING ON THIS SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT NEXT, BUT ALSO COMING UP ` DRINKING AND NUDITY. THE CONNECTION COMING UP. She was saying it's going to be so intense. It was too intense with the birds. The little birdies have gone to sleep because mum came home with the dinner. That song relates to our guest. If that relates to Hugh Jackman, I didn't know that. That song was bring him home from less miserable she's going to wake them up. It's fascinating. If you want to name the mum, hop on to our Facebook page. He sang in les mis. It is you Jackman you telling me? Will keep you stringing along for a bit longer. All the women in the studio claim to know who was from the photo. WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT DRUNKENNESS AND NUDITY, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THIS STORY ABOUT THE BRITISH TOURISTS IN THE FOUNTAIN OF THE NAIADS IN ROME. BUT LISTEN, FOR A CERTAIN KIND OF PERSON, ALCOHOL MEANS NAKEDNESS. IN FACT, AS WE FOUND OUT IN THIS MORNING'S EDITORIAL MEETING, A LARGE NUMBER OF THOSE PEOPLE WORK ON SEVEN SHARP. BUT WE SENT TIM WILSON OUT OF THE OFFICE TO UNCOVER THE UNPLEASANT TRUTH. A BOOZED-UP SKINNY DIP IN A ROMAN FOUNTAIN. BECAUSE WE'RE A FAMILY SHOW, HERE'S THE CLOSE-UP. IN FACT, THE NAKED REVELLERS WERE BRITISH ARCHITECTS. BRITS ARE ALWAYS UP TO THAT SORT OF THING. TAKEN MY CLOTHES OFF AFTER DRINKING? NAH, I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. NO. WHAT? NO. NO? NO. I'VE HEARD RUGBY PLAYERS DO THAT SORT OF THING. MY HUSBAND'S A RUGBY PLAYER, BUT HE DOESN'T DO THAT HIMSELF. DOES HE, THOUGH? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM ME? (LAUGHS) BECAUSE IT'S QUITE A QUESTION. OF COURSE NOT! BEEN DRUNK A FEW TIMES, BUT... SO YOU JUST TURNED 18? YEAH. IT'S NOT AN ISSUE, IS IT? NO. IT'S NEVER AN ISSUE, IS IT? NO, IT'S NOT AN ISSUE. (LAUGHS) YOU KNOW WHY WE CHOSE YOU, RIGHT? PINK HAIR? OUR US CORRESPONDENT, JACK TAME. LATELY THERE'S BEEN A TREND ` ..AND NO ONE CARES. OH, WE CARE, JACK. OH. GET DRESSED. THERE JUST HASN'T BEEN AN URGE. NO? NO. WHILE DRUNK? WHILE DRUNK... SO THIS IS THE BIT WHERE I TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES? UH-UH. I'M ALMOST 50, SO... DAMN IT! MAYBE I HAVE. YES, I HAVE. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT A GO. NEW YEAR'S EVE, WE HAD A REALLY GOOD NIGHT, SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE MOUNT BEACH, AND WE JUST STRIPPED NAKED AND GOT IN THERE, YEAH. PRINCE HARRY DID IT. GUYS IN CANOES INVITE IT. MAYBE IT'S JUST A LACK OF PORPOISE. Not that I've ever done it, but I do get the beach thing. Go to a nudist beach. You strike me as someone that would go to a nudist beach for some reason. You really do. You're down New Year's Eve and the warm evening, and you suddenly think you want to go for a swim. Leave your underwear on at least. Is that what you do? I had an incident with nudity this week. My child stripped down at a cafe. Why is she still doing that? Isolated incident. To be fair, you guessed a celebrity guest for tomorrow night's show. You're a rugby fan? Australia, on the day are dangerous. Five backbeat that will be a straight year. I'm looking forward to that. His gonna be great. WE'VE TALKED SEVERAL TIMES ON THIS SHOW ABOUT HOW MACHINES OR ROBOTS ARE CHEWING UP OUR JOBS, REPLACING US HUMANS, SO IT WAS NICE TO HEAR THE NEWS TODAY THAT THE 'SOCIALLY SKILLED' ARE STILL IN HOT DEMAND. SALES, COACHING, CUSTOMER SERVICE, IDEAS PEOPLE ` THEY'RE THE ONES WHO'LL BE NAILING THE JOBS IN THE 20 YEARS ACCORDING TO OUR TOP KIWI RECRUITERS. AND THE BEST NEWS ` THEY'RE JOBS THAT CAN'T BE FILLED BY A MACHINE. SO DESPITE THE RISE AND RISE OF COMPUTERS, AND THE DOOM AND GLOOM ASSOCIATED WITH JOB NUMBERS, THE NUMBER OF TASKS REQUIRING SOCIAL SKILLS HAS ACTUALLY GROWN BY AROUND 24% OVER THE LAST 30-ODD YEARS. SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ` WE ALL KNOW THE ONES ` THAT ARE GREAT TO DEAL WITH AT WORK, HAVE THAT LOVELY ENERGY, ARE GOOD COMMUNICATORS, GENERALLY GREAT TO BE AROUND, THE ONES THAT MAKE YOU LISTEN, YOU SHOULD BE FEELING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW. THE BANKING OMBUDSMAN IS BUSY AT THE MOMENT ` BIG INCREASE IN COMPLAINTS TO HER OFFICE OVER THE BREAK FEES BANKS ARE CHARGING FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THEIR FIXED-INTEREST RATE MORTGAGES. WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO DO THIS? Let's flag it and say good night. Just for the record I don't go nude beaches.