HEY, HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU ` HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT AGE YOU ACTUALLY WANNA STOP WORKING? ALL RIGHT, THANKS, GUYS. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO 'STORY'. IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOUR COMPANY. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. AND WELCOME BACK TO THE STUDIO. YOU WERE IN WELLINGTON YESTERDAY. (CHUCKLES) IT'S SO NICE TO BE IN A WARM PLACE. HEY, HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU ` HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT AGE YOU ACTUALLY WANNA STOP WORKING? HAVE YOU? OH, I SUPPOSE WHEN YOU SORTA FEEL SET UP, I SUPPOSE. YEAH. IT'S NOT ALWAYS UP TO YOU. NO. SO COMING UP ON THE PROGRAMME TONIGHT ` OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE YOUNG. IS 70 REALLY TOO OLD TO BE WORKING? WE MEET A 74-YEAR-OLD WHO'S DESPERATE TO STAY IN HIS JOB. PLUS, IS TARANAKI FIT FOR ROYALTY? WE PUT CHARLES AND CAMILLA'S PLANNED TOUR OF THE NAKI TO THE TEST. PLUS, SOME HARDCORE PROPERTY PORN TO GET YOUR HEART RACING. WE TAKE A PEEK INSIDE THE MAJESTIC OTAGO CASTLE THAT COMES WITH ` WAIT FOR IT ` ITS OWN VILLAGE. CAPTIONS BY ASHLEE SCHOLEFIELD. WWW.ABLE.CO.NZ CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2015 ALL RIGHT. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. IT IS GREAT TO HAVE YOU WITH US. ESPECIALLY YOU BACK TOO. AW, THANK YOU, DUNCAN. YEAH, IT'S NICE TO BE BACK. ALSO TONIGHT ON THE PROGRAMME, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GREEKS HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE HANGI? WHAT'S IT CALLED, DO YOU KNOW? NO, I DON'T KNOW. (LAUGHS) NOW I'M STUMPED SO EARLY IN THE PROGRAMME. WE'RE GONNA HEAD DOWN TO TASTE OF AUCKLAND TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT. LACHLAN WILL TELL US WHAT IT'S CALLED. SORRY TO TRIP YOU UP THERE. HEY, WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL STOP WORKING? IT'S A REALLY INTERESTING QUESTION, ISN'T IT? COS BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, IT USED TO BE REALLY EASY TO ANSWER IT ` 65. ACTUALLY, I THINK, GOING BACK TO MY GRANDPARENTS, THE ANSWER WAS 60. IF YOU GO RIGHT BACK, YOU KNOW, SORT OF, MAYBE 40 YEARS AGO. YOUR GRANDAD RETIRED WHEN HE WAS 60? RETIRED AT 60 AND SORTA SPENT 28 YEARS, 'MM, WHAT DO I DO NOW?' YEAH. AND NOWADAYS, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 65 FEELS REALLY YOUNG, AND MORE AND MORE OF US, LIKE DUNCAN'S GRANDAD, DO WANNA KEEP WORKING WAY PAST THAT. BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS UP TO YOU, AS WE SAID. SO HERE'S THE STORY OF THREE PENSIONERS, ALL OF WHOM WANT TO KEEP WORKING. THIS IS JAY SHAW ` TOO OLD TO BE WORKING? NOT AT ALL. JAY IS 74. BUT SOME OLD PEOPLE MAY BE BETTER THAN YOUNG PEOPLE. (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) JAY IS A LECTURER AT VICTORIA UNIVERSITY. MORALITY IS SOMETHING PRICELESS. HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES. HE RECKONS HE STILL PUTS IN NEARLY 60 HOURS A WEEK. HE LOVES THE JOB. MY STUDENTS, THEY'RE MY LIFELINE. BUT JAY WON'T BE DOING THE JOB HE LOVES FOR MUCH LONGER. HIS CONTRACT WITH VICTORIA UNIVERSITY IS UP, AND THE UNIVERSITY WON'T RENEW IT. HIS LAST DAY IS THIS SATURDAY. THAT STILL I FEEL I CAN OFFER TO OUR SOCIETY, TO OUR STUDENTS, TO NZ COMMUNITY AND TO GLOBAL SCHOLARSHIP. SMOOTH ELECTRONIC MUSIC THIS IS DELORES AND THIS IS HER HUSBAND, JOE. GOOD MORNING, SIR. TOO OLD TO BE WORKING? I DON'T WANT TO STOP WORKING RIGHT NOW. I DON'T FEEL 70. I JUST WANT TO KEEP GOING. ALL LAUGH I JUST WANNA KEEP GOING! YEP, DELORES IS 70, JOE IS 69. THE COUPLE WORK AT BUNNINGS ON AUCKLAND'S NORTH SHORE, AND THEY PLAN TO KEEP WORKING THERE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER FIVE YEARS. AS LONG AS THE COMPANY SEES ME FIT AND ABLE TO WORK, I'LL WORK, BECAUSE I ENJOY IT. I LOVE SOCIALISING WITH PEOPLE, AND I DETEST MY OWN COMPANY. BOTH LAUGH HAVE A LOVELY DAY, SIR. THEY RECKON OLDER FOLKS HAVE HEAPS TO OFFER. OH YES, I THINK I'M MORE MATURE IN MY WAYS, MORE SENSIBLE. THE OLDER PEOPLE HERE, YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY CAN PASS ON. AND I THINK THEY'RE MORE RELIABLE. NEXT TIME YOU GO INTO A BUNNINGS STORE, HAVE A LOOK HOW MANY OLDER TEAM MEMBERS THERE ARE. THE COMPANY DELIBERATELY RETAINS AND HIRES PEOPLE WITH A BIT MORE LIFE EXPERIENCE. GOOD GIRL. (LAUGHS) SO, OUR OLDEST TEAM MEMBER'S 84. AND WE'VE GOT 290 TEAM MEMBERS THAT ARE OVER THE AGE OF 65. 84? YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. HEY, BOSSES OUT THERE ` HERE ARE SOME REASONS TO HIRE OLDER WORKERS. THEY'RE GENERALLY MORE DISCIPLINED. THINK PUNCTUALITY. THEY'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE, INCLUDING THAT PROBLEM THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO FIX. AND THEY'RE NOT THAT EXPENSIVE. THEY'RE ALREADY DRAWING ADDITIONAL INCOME FROM THEIR PENSION. I'D GIVE THE EXAMPLE OF WHEN MY DAUGHTER TRAVELLED AS AN UNACCOMPANIED MINOR ON AIR NZ, AND I LOVED THE FACT THAT I WAS HANDING HER OVER TO SOMEONE IN THEIR 60S. A MATURE PERSON IN THEIR 60S, WHO TALKED KINDLY TO HER AND LOOKED AFTER HER, AND OFF SHE WENT. BUT THINGS ARE STACKED AGAINST PENSIONERS, COS ONLY ONE IN FIVE KIWIS KEEP WORKING PAST THE OFFICIAL RETIREMENT AGE OF 65. ABOUT 50 TO 60 OLDER PEOPLE OFFICIALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT AGE DISCRIMINATION EVERY YEAR. MY OWN FATHER-IN-LAW WORKED FULL-TIME INTO HIS EARLY 80S. YOU KNOW, SO AS LONG AS PEOPLE CAN DO THE JOB AND THE SKILLS, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO CARRY OUT THAT JOB FOR AS LONG AS THEY WOULD LIKE. AS FOR JAY, HE'S NOT LEAVING WITHOUT A FIGHT. BREACH OF THE TREATY, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. THE STUDENTS HAVE STARTED A PETITION TO KEEP HIM AT THE UNIVERSITY. THEY RECKON HE'S GREAT. OUT OF 10? OH, YOU KNOW, YOU WANNA SAY A STRONG NINE. 10 SOUNDS QUITE BIASED. TWICE A SEMESTER HE ORGANISES A REVIEW SESSION ON SATURDAY. HE ORDERS LUNCH FOR EVERYBODY, BREAKFAST. HE GIVES US HIS PERSONAL CELL PHONE. DEDICATION, DEVOTION... JAY SAYS HE'LL EVEN WORK FOR FREE IF HE CAN JUST KEEP DOING WHAT HE LOVES FOR JUST A FEW MORE YEARS. (CHUCKLES) AT LEAST FOR SOME TIME. AT LEAST FOR SOME TIME. SO LONG AS I'M WELL. KELBURN PARK. IF ALL ELSE FAILS ` BREACH OF THE TREATY. (LAUGHS) IT USUALLY WORKS. WHAT'S GOING ON? WELL, WE ASKED VICTORIA UNIVERSITY IF JAY COULD KEEP TEACHING FOR FREE, AND THE ANSWER WAS JUST NO. THE PAPER HE TEACHES WON'T BE OFFERED NEXT YEAR. AND THE UNIVERSITY ALSO SAYS HIS AGE WASN'T THE REASON THAT HIS CONTRACT WASN'T RENEWED. WHAT A NICE JOKER. HE WAS VERY VERY COOL. I LIKE HIM. AND HE'S POPULAR WITH THE STUDENTS. THE STUDENTS LOVE HIM. BREACH OF THE TREATY, JUST TO EXPLAIN, IS BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY LECTURER ` HE'S A PHILOSOPHY LECTURER ` AND HE'S THE ONLY LECTURER IN NZ, AS FAR AS WE UNDERSTAND, WHO OFFERS A COMPARATIVE MAORI PHILOSOPHY PAPER, SO IF AS A MAORI STUDENT YOU CAN'T IT, IT'S A... THERE'S ALWAYS BUNNINGS. ...BREACH OF THE TREATY. YEAH. THERE'S ALWAYS BUNNINGS. YEAH. NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING DINNER YET, BE WARNED ABOUT THIS, OK, COS WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT COULD MAKE YOU VERY HUNGRY. LACHLAN FORSYTH IS AT THE TASTE OF AUCKLAND EVENT. NOW, THAT'S AT WESTERN SPRINGS. LACHY, HAVE YOU GOT US THERE, MATE? I DO, DUNCAN. I DO. IT'S AN ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS NIGHT HERE AT TASTE OF AUCKLAND. NOW, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL EVENT, BUT THIS IS THE LOCAL VERSION, AND TO BE HONEST, YOU DON'T GET ANY MORE LOCAL THAN THE HANGI. THIS IS ALL SET UP, GOOD TO GO FOR TOMORROW. BUT HERE WE'VE GOT ONE COMING UP AS WE SPEAK. WE'VE GOT OUR HANGI MASTERS HERE. WE'VE GOT RICKY AND THEN WE'VE GOT REWI SPRAGGON HERE. LOOK AT THIS COMING UP. OOH. NOW, THEY'VE DONE ABOUT 700 PORTIONS OF THIS TODAY. HANG ON. I'M GONNA DUCK AROUND JUST SO I CAN TALK TO REWI AND NOT... GET SMOKED OUT. YEAH. (LAUGHS) HOW NIMBLE LACHY IS. THIS IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. HOW MANY OF THESE HAVE YOU DONE? SO, UH, WE'RE DOING 12 OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. THIS IS NUMBER, UH, TWO. SO WE GOT ANOTHER 10, UH, TO GO, AND AS YOU CAN SEE, WE GOT GOAT IN THERE. LET'S GO AND CHECK IT OUT. YOU'VE DONE THESE ALL OVER THE WORLD, HAVEN'T YOU? ALL OVER THE WORLD ` DUBAI, IN THE SNOW, IN A DESERT. UH, ALL OVER THE PLACE. SO, UH, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE MEAT HERE'S JUST FALLING OFF THE BONE, LITERALLY. AND DARIUSH HERE, OUR CHEF HERE, CAZADOR, HE'S THE MAN, AND HE'S MIXED THROUGH AN AMAZING MIXTURE. YOU WANNA TALK QUICKLY ABOUT THE`? YEAH. THIS IS DARIUSH LOLAIY FROM CAZADOR RESTAURANT. DARIUSH, YOU'RE ONE OF THE RESTAURANTS THAT'S BASICALLY TAKING OVER THE HANGI OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS HERE AND ADDING YOUR OWN LITTLE SPIN TO IT. AND WHAT WE'VE GONE FOR IS A BIT OF A GREEK DISH. SO WE GOT A LOT OF OREGANO, LEMON AND SOME WILD GOAT SHANKS. WHICH IS` YOU KNOW, WHICH IS TRUE TO OUR RESTAURANT, WHICH IS ALL WILD MEAT. LOOK, IT SMELLS ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL. SO IF WE COME THROUGH HERE... JONESY, COME THIS WAY. JUST WATCH YOUR LITTLE AERIAL ON THIS TENT HERE. AND HERE WE CAN SEE WHERE DARIUSH AND TEAM ARE ACTUALLY PUTTING THIS TOGETHER I KID YOU NOT ` THE SMELL IN HERE IS PHENOMENAL. YOU CAN GET THE PRESERVED LEMON, THE GOAT, ALL THE HERBS. READY TO GO, YEAH. HOW MANY OF THESE ARE YOU GONNA GET THROUGH? I THINK WE ARE LOOKING AT ABOUT 600, 650. NICE. AND THEY'RE GONNA BE DOING THIS TWICE A DAY, REVOLVING RESTAURANTS, FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. HEY, LACHY, HOW MUCH WILL THEY STING US FOR THE GREEK HANGI, MATE? THAT IS` THEY'RE DOING IT IN CROWNS, SO IT'S THE LOCAL CURRENCY DOWN HERE AT TASTE. BUT THAT'S ABOUT 12 BUCKS FOR THIS. AND BELIEVE ME, YOU WOULD WANT TO PAY IT. IT TASTES ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL. AND YOU CAN JUST SEE ALL THE PEOPLE QUEUEING UP FOR THIS AS WELL. IT'S GOING MENTAL. WE NEED` WE NEED A TAKEAWAY BAG WHEN YOU COME BACK TO THE STUDIO. THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. IT LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? NO, I'M GONNA JUST HANG OUT HERE AND DO IT MYSELF. LAUGHS: YEAH, OK, MATE. HEY, GOOD ON YOU. WE'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU VERY VERY SHORTLY. RIGHT, COMING UP ON THE PROGRAMME ` TARANAKI WITH A TWIST. A ROYAL TWIST, ACTUALLY. WE GIVE THE ROYALS' PLANS FOR THE NAKI A RIGHT ROYAL TEST RUN, ACTUALLY. PLUS, A CASTLE ` SEEING AS WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF ROYALS ` AND A VILLAGE FIT FOR A KING. HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS SLICE OF PARADISE RIGHT HERE? SHOULD RICHIE MCCAW RETIRE FROM THE ALL BLACKS? ALL: NO! HE SHOULD GO TO HIS 150. HE'S AWESOME. AND HE JUST SMASHES EVERYONE HE SEES. NO, I THINK HE SHOULD GET FOUR MORE YEARS. YEP. REALLY? UM, YEAH, BECAUSE HE'S` I DUNNO, HE'S THE` HE'S THE FACE OF THE NZ ALL BLACKS AT THE MOMENT. YEAH, MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE A REST. ALL: NO. NO. NO WAY. LA RETRAITE. LA RETRAITE. IT MIGHT BE TIME. I WILL BE VERY SAD... WHAT DO YOU THINK? I WAS` I WAS GONNA ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK. MY VIEW IS ` HIS CALL. WHAT'S YOUR VIEW? OOH, I THINK THE STATS ARE GONNA SUFFER IF HE GOES. HE HAS BEEN APPARENTLY ON THE FIELD FOR 32% OF ALL OF THE ALL BLACKS' VICTORIES SINCE 1903. NOVEMBER 2001 ` MM. MAN OF THE MATCH. FIRST GAME. DID YOU KNOW THAT? ARE WE HAVE A LITTLE FACT-OFF AT THE MINUTE? A FACTOID-OFF. I THINK WE'RE HAVING A FACT-OFF. SEE IF WE CAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER FACT. THERE'LL BE PEOPLE THAT KNOW MORE THAN US. HE'S PLAYED 147 TESTS. GO. 148. YOU'RE WRONG. DAMN IT. RIGHT. BY NOW, YOU'VE PROBABLY CAUGHT THE NEWS. THE PRINCE OF WALES AND THE DUCHESS OF CORNWALL ARE IN NZ RIGHT NOW. AND IN FACT CHARLIE GOT A KISS TODAY, DIDN'T HE? HE DID. IN DUNEDIN. YEAH. THEY GOT RAINED ON WHERE YOU WERE, IN WELLINGTON, BUT THEY'RE BEEN RIDING A TRAIN AND VISITING A MUSEUM AND GOT THE KISS IN DUNEDIN. DUNCAN MAKES IT SOUND LIKE, 'OH, IT WAS SO BAD,' BUT THEN THEY WERE RIDING A TRAIN. LET'S BE HONEST, IT'S NOT THE MOST EXCITING-SOUNDING SCHEDULE. YOU GOTTA WONDER IF WE'RE ACTUALLY SHOWING THEM THE BEST OF NZ. WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SEE NEXT. RYAN BRIDGE HAS BEEN STRESS-TESTING THEIR PLANS FOR VISITING THE NAKI. OH, THE ROYALS. THEY'VE TRAVELLED THE WORLD ` EXOTIC PLACES, LIKE THE TAJ MAHAL IN INDIA, THE BUSTLING STREETS OF NEW YORK, EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS. AND NOW... TARANAKI. WASTE OF TIME COMING HERE. SO I'VE COME HERE TO THE BEAUTIFUL CITY OF NEW PLYMOUTH TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT ONE DOES WITH ONE'S TIME ON A ROYAL TOUR. LET'S CHECK IT OUT. CHARLES AND CAMILLA'S DAY STARTS OF COURSE WITH A CUP OF TEA WITH THE LOCAL MAYOR. WHAT'S THE PROTOCOL? DO YOU POUR THIS? NO, NO, I'VE HAD A BIT OF TRAINING, SO` HEY, A WAITER. (LAUGHS) A BUNCH OF LOCALS ENTERED A WIN A DATE WITH THE ROYALS TYPE FACEBOOK THINGIE, AND 500 OF WILL ENJOY THE ROYAL TEA PARTY. BE OFF WITH YOU NOW. BOTH LAUGH THEY'RE SETTING UP A BIG MARQUEE TO MAKE FOR A RIGHT ROYAL OCCASION. YOU MEAN IT'S GOTTA BE TOP SECRET? A LITTLE BIT OF SECRECY SURROUNDING IT. AFTER TEA, THE ROYAL COUPLE HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY'LL SPLIT UP. NO, NOT LIKE THAT. CHILL-OUT MUSIC PRINCE CHARLES WILL GO FOR A WALK ` ACTUALLY, THAT COASTAL WALKWAY LOOKS AMAZING ` WHILE CAMILLA HEADS FOR THE ARTS AT THE LEN LYE CENTRE. THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL BE GREETING THE DUCHESS OF CORNWALL, AND THE FIRST THING SHE WILL SEE ARE THESE MIRRORS. DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU STAND, THEY MAKE YOU LOOK FAT OR SKINNY. WILL YOU GIVE HER THE SLIMMING ONE? UM, WELL, HOPE SHE'LL BE LOOKING AT ME WHEN I SHAKE HER HAND. # AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS # ROYALS INSIDE SHE'LL SEE ALL THE EXHIBITS AND WATCH SCHOOLKIDS LEARNING. EVERYBODY THAT'S PART OF THE EDUCATION EXPERIENCE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK WITH HER ROYAL HIGHNESS WHEN ADDRESSED. WHEN ADDRESSED. WHEN ADDRESSED. AH, THERE IT IS. WHEN ADDRESSED. SO DON'T SPEAK UNLESS ONE IS SPOKEN TO. ROUGHLY SPEAKING. THEY'RE JUST NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY SHOULDN'T BE TREATED ANY DIFFERENT. THANK YOU, RANDOM SKATEBOARDER GUY. QUEEN ELIZABETH II VISITED TARANAKI IN 1953 AND 1977, BUT ` AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE GOING TO ROME AND MISSING THE VATICAN ` SHE DIDN'T VISIT A DAIRY FARM. BUT THAT'S OK, COS CHARLES WILL. A WORLD-CLASS DAIRY FARM, IN FACT. THIS IS WHERE PRINCE CHARLES WILL COME TO VISIT A DAIRY FARM. BUT IF YOU THINK HE'S GONNA GET DOWN AND DIRTY ON THE FARM, THINK AGAIN. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS OPEN THIS DOOR,... AND THE COWS ARE GETTING MILKED. # AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS # ROYALS WHILE CHARLES PLANTS A KAURI TREE AT THE FARM, CAMILLA WILL BE SMELLING THE ROSES AT THE LOCAL FERNERY. SHE'S VERY VERY KEEN ON GARDENING. JUST UP THE ROAD FROM THE FERNERY, THE LOCAL PARROT HAS BEEN PRACTISING HIS FORMAL GREETING FOR PRINCE CHARLES. HELLO, CHARLIE. SO EVERYONE'S READY FOR THE ROYALS. OH WAIT. WHAT ABOUT A GIFT? I GUESS IT'LL HAVE TO BE REALLY EXPENSIVE, RIGHT? THEY CAN PAY FOR THEMSELF. THEY'RE RICH ENOUGH. OK. SO THIS ONE ONLY COST FIVE BUCKS. WITH THE FLAG DEBATE GOING ON? WOULD THAT BE A LITTLE AWKWARD, MAYBE? ONE OF THOSE AWKWARD MOMENTS? YEAH. MAYBE I WILL GIVE THEM SAUSAGE ROLLS. IN THE END, THE GIFTS AND POMP AND CEREMONY WON'T REALLY MATTER. THE ROYALS WILL NO DOUBT NEVER FORGET THIS BEAUTIFUL REGION AND ITS COLOURFUL CHARACTERS ANY TIME SOON. I LOVE SKATEBOARDER GUY. WE SHOULD HAVE HIM ON THE SHOW MORE OFTEN. I AGREE ` COMMENTING ON ALL SORTS OF THINGS, SOCIAL ISSUES IN NZ. COMMENTING ON POLITICS. HEY, THAT LEN LYE CENTRE, CAN I JUST SAY THIS? LIKE, A RECOMMENDATION? IT IS STUNNING. YEAH, YOU'VE SAID THAT QUITE OFTEN. IT IS SUPERB. YEAH. I'VE SAID IT ONCE. YEAH. I'M JUST BUILDING UP TO THE FACT THAT DUNCAN HAS SAID I HAVE TO TELL YOU, NUMBER ONE, HE WAS RIGHT ` RICHIE MCCAW PLAYED 148 MATCHES. AND NUMBER TWO, NOBODY LIKES A SMART-ARSE, HE TOLD ME AS WELL. I WASN'T GONNA USE THAT WORD. ABOUT MYSELF. YOU GO WITH IT. COMING UP ON THE PROGRAMME ` LACHLAN TACKLES THE ART OF PIZZA THROWING. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? AND A SNEAK PEEK INSIDE AN EXTRAORDINARY HOME ABOUT TO HIT THE MARKET. THIS IS A CASTLE THAT COMES COMPLETE WITH... ITS OWN VILLAGE. AND WELCOME BACK TO THE STUDIO. YOU WERE IN WELLINGTON YESTERDAY. (CHUCKLES) DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD? OF COURSE. ALL: YES! OH YEAH, TOTALLY. OH, HE HAS TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? HANDS DOWN, HE NEEDS ONE. WE SHOULD DO IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. IF GRAHAM HENRY CAN GET A KNIGHTHOOD, AND HE WAS COACHING, RICHIE MCCAW WAS ACTUALLY PLAYING, SO... I PRONOUNCE YOU... OH! DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE? OH, YOU KNOW, WE ARE REPUBLICAN. WE CUT THE HEAD OF THE QUEEN. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) NEVER LISTEN TO THE FRENCH GUY. OK, LET'S GO BACK TO WESTERN SPRINGS IN AUCKLAND, WHERE LACHY IS DOING SOMETHING DODGY WITH PIZZA. LACHY, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HANDS ON? UH, WELL, I'VE ALREADY MADE MY WAY PAST THE OYSTER BAR THERE. WE ARE JOINED BY JOHNNY DI FRANCESCO, WHO IS ` I KID YOU NOT ` YOU ARE BASICALLY THE WORLD CHAMPION OF PIZZA? IS THAT CORRECT? THAT'S CORRECT, YEAH. DUNCAN WAS TALKING TO ME IN THE BREAK. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PIZZA AND PIZZA? WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID THERE'S ONLY TWO TYPES OF PIZZA IN THE WORLD ` THERE'S PIZZA AND THERE'S PIZZA NAPOLETANA. AND THAT'S WHAT WE MAKE. WE MAKE PIZZA NAPOLETANA. UM, YOU KNOW, ESSENTIALLY, TO MAKE A REALLY GOOD NEAPOLITAN PIZZA, WE START OFF FROM THE BASE, AND THEN ALSO WE GO INTO THE INGREDIENTS. SO YOU GOTTA USE REAL GOOD INGREDIENTS ` SAN MARZANO TOMATO, BUFFALO MOZZARELLA, FRESH BASIL, REALLY GOOD EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL. BUT IT HAS TO ALSO BE COOKED IN A WOOD-FIRE OVEN. RIGHT? AND THAT'S KEY, ISN'T IT? IT HAS TO BE COOKED IN A WOOD-FIRE OVEN. AND THE OTHER ESSENTIAL PART IS THE TIMING OF THE COOKING. WE ONLY COOK OUR PIZZAS FOR 90 SECONDS. SO YOU SEE THEM GO IN AND COME OUT REALLY QUICKLY. 90 SECONDS. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO MAKE ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS? I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE ONE OF THESE IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS. IT'S, UH, NOT VERY, UM... HEATHER: LACHY. LACHY, WARN HIM RAY MCVINNIE IS STANDING BEHIND HIM. TOMATO ON. HE'S A BIT OF A JUDGE. HE'S GONNA JUDGE HIM. MOZZARELLA. YEP. YOU REALISE THAT WE DO HAVE A MASTERCHEF JUDGE BEHIND` THERE YOU GO. THAT'S IT? NO PRESSURE. THAT'S IT. YEAH` THE` I` I CAN'T EVEN EAT IT THAT QUICK, LET ALONE MAKE IT. CAN I HAVE A GO ON THIS THING? OF COURSE YOU CAN. JONESY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS MIC HERE. HANG ON. WHAT DO I EVEN DO? SO ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS... REALLY SIMPLE WAY FOR ME TO MAKE YOU SORT OF UNDERSTAND HOW. SO YOU START AN INCH FROM THE BOTTOM, USING ONLY YOUR FINGERS, AND YOU WORK YOUR WAY TO AN INCH FROM THE TOP, AND YOU STOP. WHY DO WE DO THAT? COS WE WANNA PUSH ALL THE AIR INTO THE CRUST. DUNCAN: WE NEED A THROW, THOUGH. YOU'VE GOTTA THROW IT IN THE AIR, LACHY. HEATHER: THROW IT IN THE AIR, LACHY. LOOK, HANG ON, NO. JOHNNY IS THE MASTER HERE. I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU GUYS TELLING ME TO THROW IF HE'S JUST TELLING ME TO DO THIS. THROW IT AT RAY MCVINNIE, LACHY. (LAUGHS) THEN STRETCH. STRETCH. OVER. BACK DOWN. IT MIGHT IMPRESS HIM. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU TWO IDIOTS. OK, SO, THE GUYS WANT YOU TO THROW IT. DID HE JUST CALL US IDIOTS? SO WHAT DO WE DO? WE CAN ALSO PLAY A LITTLE BIT WITH OUR PIZZA. THROW IT UP. THROW IT UP IN THE AIR. OOH, LACHY. OOH, HE'S GOOD! LACHY. HELLO. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF LADIES WANTING YOU TO COME INTO THEIR KITCHEN. HEATHER, I HAVE SOME HIDDEN TALENTS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT. BEAUTIFUL. SOME MOZZARELLA. SOME MOZZARELLA. MORE SAUCE. NOT ENOUGH SAUCE. NO, IT'S DUNCAN, LESS IS MORE, SON. OH, SON? LESS IS MORE. LESS IS MORE. THAT'S CORRECT. SEE? HE SAYS` HE'S RIGHT. LESS IS ALWAYS MORE. ASK JOHNNY IF HE WOULD EVER EAT A PIZZA HUT PIZZA. UH, WOULD YOU EVER EAT A PIZZA HUT PIZZA? DOMINO'S PIZZA? OH, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE MY EARS BLEED? BOTH LAUGH NEVER. THE MAN CAN MAKE ONE OF THESE IN 10 SECONDS. WHY WOULD HE ORDER IN? HE'S GOT ONE OF THESE RIGHT HERE. HIS ACTUALLY LOOKS A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN YOURS, LACHY. YOURS LOOKS LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD HAS PUKED ON IT. I AM NOT THE WORLD CHAMPION OF PIZZA. ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY, WE'RE TOO UNFAIR. LACHY WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE WITH THAT THROWY SKILL. NICE WORK, LACHY. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT FOR US. SO IF YOU GUYS COME OVER TO THE STAND AT TASTE, COME AND SEE US AT FARINA. WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME BEAUTIFUL PIZZAS, AND WE ALSO GOT SOME OTHER DISHES, SO POP DOWN TO TASTE. IT'S AN AMAZING EVENT. HAVE A LOOK AROUND. THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING NOW, BECAUSE IT'S` YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD ENOUGH TALKING TO YOU GUYS. I'M HUNGRY. SEE YOU LATER, MATE. HEY, THIS IS GONNA BE A LATE NIGHT FOR LACHY. HE WON'T BE CYCLING HOME TONIGHT. WE'RE NOT GONNA SEE LACHY AGAIN THIS EVENING. I THOUGHT HE WAS TOO MISERABLE ON THE SAUCE. YEAH, HE WASN'T VERY GENEROUS, RIGHT? BUT MAYBE THAT'S PART OF BEING A GOOD PIZZA ` LESS IS MORE. NO, NO. YEAH, SO PUT NOTHING ON IT. YEAH. JUST EAT THE BASE BOTH LAUGH ALL RIGHT, NOW, GET READY TO INDULGE YOURSELF IN A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT WE'RE CALLING PROPERTY PORN, OK, BECAUSE WE'VE FOUND AN OFFERING IN OTAGO ABOUT TO HIT THE MARKET THAT WILL GENUINELY BLOW YOUR MIND. YEAH. IT'S NOT JUST A HOME. HOW DO YOU FANCY A CASTLE WITH ITS OWN VILLAGE? THAT IS JUST THE BEGINNING, AS JENDY HARPER HAS DISCOVERED. EVER WANTED TO BE QUEEN OF YOUR OWN CASTLE? BEAUTIFUL WOODWORK TOO. SQUIRE OF YOUR OWN ESTATE? MAYOR OF YOUR OWN LITTLE TOWN? CHILL-OUT MUSIC CAMPBELL PARK, NEAR THE WAITAKI RIVER, INLAND FROM OAMARU, IS ON THE MARKET. WHAT PRICE HAVE YOU PUT ON THE WHOLE SHEBANG? UH, THE OWNERS ARE ASKING 3.95 MILLION. PLUS GST, IF ANY. SO WHAT WILL 4 MIL GET YOU IN NORTH OTAGO? THIS IS AMAZING. AS IT TURNS OUT, QUITE A LOT. # AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET? # I'VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU... # A SCHOOL FOR BOYS WAS ESTABLISHED HERE LONG BEFORE HOLDEN V8S ROARED. IT OPENED IN 1908 AND CLOSED IN 1987. THE RETRO COOL APPLE COMPUTERS WERE LEFT BEHIND. THERE ARE GRAND OLD VILLAS DOTTED THROUGHOUT AND '70S-STYLE DORM ROOMS,... VERY '70S. ...A KITCHEN BIG ENOUGH TO FEED THE TROOPS, ACRES OF MANICURED GARDENS, GROUNDS, PLAYING FIELDS AND EVEN A PETROL PUMP. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. A CAVE TO COOL DOWN IN AND A JAIL TO COOL OFF IN. AND YOU CAN EVEN TAKE CENTRE STAGE IN YOUR OWN THEATRE. BUT THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE ` THE COUNTRY'S OLDEST CASTLE. 139 YEARS AGO, IMMIGRANT ROBERT CAMPBELL BROUGHT CRAFTSMEN FROM SCOTLAND AND MATERIALS FROM ITALY TO BUILD THIS FOR HIS BRIDE, EMMA. YES, IT'S IN NEED OF SOME TLC, BUT THE BONES ARE BEAUTIFUL. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS THE COUNTRY. THE CURRENT OWNER, WHO LIVES OFFSHORE, HAS LEASED THE COMPLEX TO MOVIE PRODUCERS AND POWER COMPANIES IN THE PAST. THE NORTH OTAGO TOWN OF KUROW IS JUST UP THE ROAD. THIS IS RICHIE MCCAW COUNTRY. AND SURELY EVERY GOOD KNIGHT DESERVES A CASTLE TO CALL HIS OWN. AGENT BARRY ROBERTSON AND I RECKON RICHIE AND DAN COULD RUN AN INTERNATIONAL RUGBY ACADEMY RIGHT HERE IN DUNTROON. SADLY, WE RAN OUT OF TIME TO SHOW YOU THE SWIMMING POOL, THE FULL-SIZE INDOOR BASKETBALL COURT, THE TUNNEL HOUSES, THE OLD STONE STABLES AND THE ORCHARD. AND DID WE MENTION THE 32 HOUSES? YES, YOUR OWN VILLAGE ` MOST IN VERY GOOD NICK. SOME ARE TENANTED, SOME UNOCCUPIED, LIKE THE CASTLE. OFF TO BUY A LOTTO TICKET. READY AND WAITING FOR A VISIONARY TO REALISE A VISION. AMAZING. WHO KNEW? I KNOW. SO, 4 MILLION BUCKS. WE WORKED OUT ` 32 HOUSES ` IF YOU COULD JUST GET 31 OF YOUR FRIENDS` I KNOW THAT'LL BE DIFFICULT FOR YOU, BUT SOME PEOPLE HAVE 31 FRIENDS. WELL, THE THING FOR ME IS TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO NOT TO INCLUDE. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? YEAH, YEAH. 32 FRIENDS ` 31 FRIENDS AND YOURSELF ` GET THEM ALL TOGETHER. YOU CAN HAVE A HOUSE EACH AND A SHARE IN THE CASTLE ` $120,000. EXCUSE MY IGNORANCE. I NEVER KNEW THAT EXISTED. I KNOW. IT'S AMAZING. ISN'T IT AMAZING? YEAH, I LOVE THAT ` AMAZING! SAY IT AGAIN. ALL RIGHT, FINALLY TONIGHT, WE JUST HAVE TO LEAVE YOU WITH SOME OF THE BEST, BEST MOMENTS FROM THE ALL BLACKS' WELCOME HOME IN CHRISTCHURCH TODAY. FOR RICHIE MCCAW AND DAN CARTER, IT WAS A REAL SORT OF HOMECOMING, WASN'T IT, COS THEY'RE CRUSADERS, RIGHT? AND IT WAS A REAL BIG PARTY. HEY, THAT'S IT FROM US FOR THE WEEK, ACTUALLY. WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY. THOSE WERE OUR STORIES TODAY. THAT'S 'STORY' TONIGHT. GO, THE ALL BLACKS! WHOO! CHEERING ROCK MUSIC YELLING ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES Q WILD CHEERING WHOO-HOO! ALL CHANT HAKA ROCK MUSIC COPYRIGHT ABLE 2015