It's still an issue in 2016. I'M MR CARGILL THE TEACHER. I'M NOT 'THE GAY TEACHER' MR CARGILL. BUT IN 2016, WHY DOES THAT DISTINCTION STILL EVEN NEED TO BE MADE? OUR STUDENT-DIVERSITY GROUP HAS TO MEET IN SECRET. IT'S SAD. PLUS ` THE PICTURES ARE HEARTBREAKING. WE'VE SEEN PICTURES OF 1-MONTH CHILDREN. THEY HAVEN'T GOT A HOPE IN HELL. HOWEVER, THESE KIWIS MIGHT BE ABOUT TO CHANGE THAT. IT'S GONNA BE 12M LONG. IT CAN SUPPORT MORE THAN 20 PEOPLE. ALSO TONIGHT... PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY CAN JUST PICK UP A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND BE A DOG GROOMER. WELL, THEY CAN'T, AS MATT FOUND OUT. AT WHAT POINT DO WE SEDATE THE DOG? (CHUCKLES) WE DON'T. ONE NEWS CAPTIONS BY ASHLEE SCHOLEFIELD AND TARIQA SATHERLEY. DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. That's an industry, grooming dogs. You said you don't understand why people have pets. The whole relationship with kids. Eddie ever been to a bit? Do you know what a vet �costs? Someone that doesn't like animals, you should look into that. A GLIMMER OF HOPE TODAY FOR THOSE FIGHTING. TO HAVE EASIER ACCESS TO MEDICAL MARIJUANA PRODUCTS IN NZ. THE GOVERNMENT SAYS IT COULD HAPPEN WITHIN TWO YEARS, WITH ASSOCIATE HEALTH MINISTER PETER DUNNE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT RESEARCH FROM AUSTRALIA. MEANWHILE, A ONE NEWS COLMAR BRUNTON POLL SHOWS NZERS ARE OVERWHELMINGLY IN FAVOUR OF ITS USE. WHO KNEW A SIMPLE TURN INTO A DRIVEWAY COULD BE SO HARD? IT APPEARS A TREE GOT IN THE WAY OF THIS SYDNEY DRIVER TRYING TO PARK HER CAR. ALL PASSENGERS GOT OUT OK, INCLUDING THE DRIVER, WHO REMEMBERED TO POP ON HER WINDSCREEN WIPERS BEFORE CLIMBING OUT. AND IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE US WHAT GOES CRAZY ONLINE. THE LATEST, AN EXPLODING WATERMELON. BUZZFEED STREAMED IT LIVE ON THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE, AND IT BECAME THE BIGGEST HIT TO DATE, WITH OVER 800,000 PEOPLE WATCHING LIVE. FOR THE RECORD, IT TOOK 690 RUBBER BANDS TO MAKE IT EXPLODE. This is a good time to talk about what is leading the pumpkin that we will destroy? You want to make it into a carriage. People of NZ need to like my idea and vote. You've got until the end of the month. SO, BACK WHEN MOST OF US WERE AT SCHOOL, DID WE HAVE MANY OPENLY GAY TEACHERS OR STUDENTS? I DON'T THINK MANY OF US DID, DID WE? EVEN IN 2016, GAY TEACHERS AND GAY STUDENTS ARE OFTEN TOO SCARED TO COME OUT, ESPECIALLY IN OUR MORE CONSERVATIVE OR RELIGIOUS SCHOOLS. WHEN THEY DO, THE RESULTING STATS ARE PRETTY DISTRESSING ` NEARLY HALF OF ALL GAY STUDENTS WERE ASSAULTED AT SCHOOL BECAUSE OF THEIR SEXUALITY. THIS HAS A FLOW-ON EFFECT OF HIGHER RATES OF TRUANCY, DEPRESSION AND SELF-HARM. BUT HAYDN JONES HAS FOUND A TEACHER TRYING TO CHANGE THAT ONE STUDENT AT A TIME. DIVERSITY ` IT'S A NOUN ` MEANS VARIETY, VARIATION, DIFFERENCE. I GUESS I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS DIFFERENT, AND IT WAS ABOUT WORKING OUT WHAT THAT DIFFERENCE WAS. JEROME CARGILL IS DIVERSE, AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MORE THAN HIS SOCKS. I MADE A CONSCIOUS DECISION TO BE ME. HE'S A TEACHER AT NEWLANDS COLLEGE IN WELLINGTON. I'M MR CARGILL THE TEACHER. I'M NOT 'THE GAY TEACHER' MR CARGILL. JEROME CARGILL IS GAY. HE DOESN'T ADVERTISE IT, BUT THE KIDS KNOW. SINCE HE CAN BE OPEN ABOUT THIS, WE RESPECT HIM MORE AS A PERSON. IT'S ALWAYS, REALLY, JUST BEEN A THING. I'M VERY OUT, AND I DON'T THINK THERE'S A STUDENT THAT I TEACH THAT DOESN'T KNOW,... IT DIDN'T REALLY CHANGE ANYTHING. ...CERTAINLY NOT AFTER SEEING THIS. HE'S NOT ALONE. THERE ARE SEVEN TEACHERS OUT AT NEWLANDS COLLEGE. THE DEPUTY PRINCIPAL, DAVID PECKRAM, IS ONE. ONCE YOU ARE OUT IN A SCHOOL, YOU ARE IN THE COMMANDING POSITION, AND IF YOU ARE NOT OUT AT SCHOOL AND THE KIDS KNOW, THEN YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY IN A DEFENSIVE, HIDING, SECRETIVE, VULNERABLE POSITION. I DON'T SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS ON A DAILY BASIS. THEY KNOW. KIRSTY FARRANT GIVES THE CLASS ONE QUESTION. I ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS BOY, JASON, LOOKED UP, AND HE GOES, 'MISS, ARE YOU A LESBIAN?' AND I SAID, 'YES, AND I'M SORRY, GUYS. THAT WAS YOUR ONE QUESTION.' SHE'S A SCIENCE TEACHER. HER MOTIVATION IS BEING A ROLE MODEL FOR STUDENTS CONFUSED ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY. IF I'M NOT OUT, I FEEL LIKE I'M DOING THEM A DISSERVICE AND MAKING WHAT THEY'RE EXPERIENCING AND WHAT THEY'RE FEELING SEEM LIKE SOMETHING THAT'S WRONG. BEING AN OUT LESBIAN TEACHER IN A SCHOOL IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DO. TWO YEARS AGO KIRSTY AND JEROME MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AT ASSEMBLY; THEY WERE FORMING A GROUP. WE SAID THAT THERE ARE QUEER AND GENDER-DIVERSE PEOPLE ALL AROUND YOU, PERHAPS IN YOUR FAMILIES, AND THERE'S ALSO GAY PEOPLE SPEAKING TO YOU HERE TODAY, AND THAT WAS US. I GUESS WE CAME OUT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL THEN. THE DIVERSITY GROUP MEETS IN SECRET ONCE A WEEK. THERE'S 15 MEMBERS, BUT MOST WERE TOO SCARED TO COME ON CAMERA. THEY WORRIED ABOUT BEING BULLIED, WORRIED ABOUT THEIR PARENTS OR THEIR CHURCH FINDING OUT. THEY MIGHT BE OUT TO SOME OF THEIR FRIENDS, OR THEY MIGHT BE OUT TO SOME GROUP, BUT THE REALITY IS THAT THEY ARE STILL NOT QUITE THERE YET. TWO STUDENTS DID COME FORWARD. MICHAEL HAS BEEN FULLY OUT JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS. TO MY FAMILY, LIKE, OFFICIALLY KNOWING THAT I'M BI, ABOUT... HOW LONG AGO WAS IT? ABOUT 48 HOURS. IT NEVER REALLY COME UP IN CONVERSATION. IT WAS, 'OH, MUM, CAN YOU SIGN THIS?' 'OK. WHAT'S IT ABOUT?' 'ABOUT A SUPPORT-GROUP INTERVIEW.' 'OH, SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE SUCH-AND-SUCH?' 'SURE, YEAH.' HE'S TALKING ABOUT A PERMISSION SLIP HIS MUM SIGNED TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO US. IT WAS HIS WAY TO TELL HER. IN THE GROUP, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF STUDENTS THAT HAVEN'T TOLD THEIR FAMILIES. I'D SAY PROBABLY THE MAJORITY. IF YOU JUST TALK AND BE YOURSELF... JOSH SAYS THE GROUP HELPS EACH OTHER FIGURE OUT WAYS TO BREAK IT TO THEIR PARENTS. I THINK THE GROUP IS A GOOD WAY FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T SURE ABOUT WHAT THE OUTCOME AT HOME COULD BE. THEY CAN DISCUSS IT WITH THE GROUP. SO, WHY IS THIS EVEN IMPORTANT? WELL, AUCKLAND UNIVERSITY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO STUDIED 8500 STUDENTS, SECONDARY-SCHOOL STUDENTS, AND WHAT THEY FOUND WAS BEING GAY, LESBIAN, QUEER ` CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL ` IS CERTAINLY NO PICNIC. 43% OF GAY STUDENTS WERE ASSAULTED BECAUSE THEY WERE GAY OR SUSPECTED OF BEING GAY. THIS MEANS THEY ATTEND LESS SCHOOL, GET MORE DEPRESSED, AND THEY'RE FIVE TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SELF-HARM THAN STRAIGHT STUDENTS. THE STUDY CONCLUDED DESPITE THIS, MORE AND MORE TEENAGERS ARE COMING OUT, EVEN THOUGH MOST SCHOOLS HAVE NOTHING IN PLACE TO SUPPORT THEM. EXTREMELY HURTFUL TO HEAR SOME PRINCIPALS SAY THAT THEY DON'T NEED TO CATER FOR GAY STUDENTS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY. THAT'S JUST WRONG. THEY JUST AREN'T PROVIDING ENVIRONMENTS WHICH` WHERE THEY CAN HAVE GAY STUDENTS THAT ARE OUT. KIRSTY FARRANT SAYS IT'S NOT JUST THE STUDENTS WHO ARE AFRAID. I KNOW PEOPLE PERSONALLY WHO HAVE NEVER COME OUT IN THE SCHOOLS THAT THEY TEACH IN. IF IT'S THAT BAD FOR STAFF TO NOT BE OUT, THEN HOW BAD MUST IT BE FOR THE STUDENTS? AND EVEN AT NEWLANDS COLLEGE, THEY KNOW THEY CAN IMPROVE. ONE OF THE MOST TELLING THINGS THAT IS STILL HAPPENING IN THIS SCHOOL IS THAT OUR STUDENT DIVERSITY GROUP HAS TO MEET IN SECRET. IT'S SAD. REALLY? JEROME HAS TAUGHT JAYDEN FOR YEARS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHOWS? THAT SHOWS IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO YOU. PEOPLE ARE JUST PEOPLE. WHICH BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER NOUN ` ACCEPTANCE ` IT MEANS WHEN DIFFERENCE IS NO BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST NORMAL. YEAH, IT'S JUST NORMAL. It's a fascinating one. When I think back to when I was at high school, I wouldn't have known if my teachers were married, straight, gay... we had a teacher who used to hug kids a lot. These days... maybe he was just a lovely man. Also, being in this industry, being gay is such a non-event. Obviously, it is still in event at schools. WHEN KIWIS SEE A PROBLEM, WE LIKE TO FIX IT, DON'T WE? IT'S MORE ABOUT TRYING TO DO SOMETHING RATHER THAN SITTING ON THE COUCH, EATING A BAG OF CHIPS. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THESE LIFEGUARDS DID WHEN THEY HEARD ABOUT THE MIGRANT CRISIS. WE THINK ITS A BIT OF A GAME-CHANGER, TO BE HONEST. PLUS ` IT DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN OVERNIGHT. IT TOOK ME, LIKE, UP TO FIVE YEARS BEFORE I REALLY FELT COMFORTABLE WITH WHAT I WAS DOING. AND MATT'S ABOUT TO LEARN THESE PET GROOMERS TAKE THEIR CRAFT VERY SERIOUSLY. DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE AT THE END OF IT, THOUGH? I THINK THE OWNERS CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AT THE END OF IT. (LAUGHS) DANCE MUSIC we're not having Selena Gomez on this programme. Can I quickly talk about golf. Obviously, I am not a good golfer. But something good came out of it. The she loves golf campaign one big award for marketing communication. So I got the word out. What is your handicap now? Let's not go there. But I'm going to play more. THIS IS US TO A TEE, ISN'T IT? SEE A PROBLEM, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR FAR AWAY, AND COME UP WITH A SOLUTION. WELL, THIS PROBLEM IS FAIRLY SIGNIFICANT ` AS IN, TOP OF THE EUROPEAN POLITICAL AGENDA. BUT NO WORRIES, GET A FEW VOLUNTEER LIFEGUARDS FROM BETHELLS BEACH AND THEY'RE READY TO PITCH IN AND HELP. ERIN CONROY EXPLAINS. ETHNIC MUSIC THEIR OVERCROWDED WOODEN BOAT CAPSIZED WHILE CROSSING FROM TURKEY TO GREECE. JUST ABOUT BREAKS YOUR HEART. LIKE MANY OF US, THEY SAW THE PICTURES ON THE NEWS. 70 YEARS ` IT'S THE BIGGEST REFUGEE MOVEMENT IN EUROPE. WE'VE SEEN PICTURES OF 1-MONTH-OLD CHILDREN, CHILDREN A MONTH OLD. 4 YEARS OLD, 5 YEARS OLD, WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE. THEY HAVEN'T GOT A HOPE IN HELL. AS LIFESAVERS, THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT WATER. PEOPLE ARE DROWNING, THE FEAR ON THEIR FACE. WE DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN IF WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. WE'VE GOT THE PONTOON THAT'S GOING TO BE OUR BOAT. AND THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. TODAY, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE REFUGEES. A SPARK OF AN IDEA IN NZ... JUMP OFF INTO THE WATER AND GO FOR THE RESCUE BRIDGE. ...IS HEADING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. GET A TEAM OF SIX LIFEGUARDS FROM BETHELLS AND JUST DO IT. ELECTRONIC MUSIC TODAY, IT'S A TEST. IN JUST OVER A WEEK, THE VOLUNTEERS HEAD TO GREECE TO HELP. TODAY THEY'VE GOT ONE MORE VOLUNTEER. THEY'RE DONATING AN IRB BOAT AS WELL AS THIS ` A LOCALLY MADE INFLATABLE BRIDGE. WE THINK IT'S A BIT OF A GAME-CHANGER, TO BE HONEST NORMALLY USED BY MARITIME POLICE, THE LIFEGUARDS ARE HAVING ONE ESPECIALLY MADE TO TAKE TO EUROPE. IT'S TIME FOR THE TEST RESCUE TO BEGIN. SPLASHING, LAUGHTER WE, THE REFUGEES, ARE STRANDED, STRUGGLING IN THE WATER. A RESCUE BOAT WITH THE INFLATABLE BRIDGE ON BOARD APPROACHES. IT'S GOT A DIVE TANK ON IT AND YOU LITERALLY PUT IT IN THE WATER. YOU HIT THE DIVE TANK AND IT INFLATES IN LESS THAN A MINUTE. AND WE'RE ALL ON, ALL SAFE. IT'S GOING TO BE 12M LONG. IT CAN SUPPORT MORE THAN 20 PEOPLE. YOU CAN EITHER SIT ON HERE AND WAIT FOR HELP OR YOU CAN STAND UP AND USE IT AS A BRIDGE TO WALK TO A RESCUE BOAT. (SHRIEKS, LAUGHS) WELL, TAKE TWO, AND WE PROVE IT CAN BE WALKED ON. RESCUED! THE TEAM OF SIX FROM NZ WILL SPEND NEARLY THREE WEEKS IN GREECE. WE'LL BE HELPING THEM ON THE LAND; WE'LL BE HELPING THEM IN THE WATER AS WELL, SO REALLY` TRAINING THEM UP? TRAINING THEM UP. WORKING ALONGSIDE THE LOCAL LIFESAVERS. LEAVE THEM ALL THAT EQUIPMENT AND THEN THEY CAN CARRY ON AND HOPEFULLY CONTINUE TO SAVE PEOPLE'S LIVES. HOW DO YOU THINK THAT WENT? THAT WENT FANTASTIC. ABSOLUTELY AWESOME. FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET,... IT'S THE KIWI CAN-DO. ...ONE KIWI IDEA THAT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IT'S MORE ABOUT TRYING TO DO SOMETHING RATHER THAN SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH A BAG OF CHIPS AND THINKING, 'OH, THAT'S A SHAME.' Good on them. You must have to be so selfless to come up with that. THEY'VE RAISED MORE THAN $10,000 ALREADY FOR THE DONATIONS TO GREECE, BUT THEY COULD DONATE MORE, TOO. IF YOU WANT TO HELP, THE DETAILS ARE ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. When was the last time you used a public toilet? Probably never. I can't stand them. When you are travelling? When you drive places? Oh, that's right you only drive home. Most people operate that way. We just go short distances. Have a think at home. I know Cambridge. There is a famous toilet. You were driving? You pay for those toilets there. That is a public toilet. It is a beautiful public toilet, the best in the country. Did you wipe the seat before you stick? Shush. IT'S NO SECRET WE LIKE WINNERS ON THIS SHOW. I WAS NAMED, LIKE, THE WORLD GRAND CHAMPION. BUT IF YOU DON'T RECOGNISE HER, IT'S TIME TO GET WITH THE PROGRAMME. HAVE YOU BROUGHT YOUR AUTOGRAPH BOOK? OH YES, DEFINITELY. (LAUGHS) GIVE HER SOME OF MY CLIPPERS, TOO. AND SOME OF OUR BEST BOGS ARE MAKING HEADLINES RIGHT NOW, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WORST? WE'RE ON THE HUNT FOR OUR DIRTIEST DUNNY. Am I being overtly negative? Kate, as in William and Kate, is in India. She wore and Amelia Wickestead. She wore it at a ceremony that was famous for the wind. It was a Marilyn Monroe thing. Did she had that moment here? Yes, when she got off the plane. But she has great legs. What about the shoes? No pedicure. Shock, horror (!) Don't you think she has enough people around her? Did you have a good look at her feet? They had a close-up. I thought they were lovely feet. Then they started talking about how she has wedged toes because she wears heels. Many women have them. Are they as elegant as your feet? She was whipping her shoes off earlier. You said you had a 10 feet. PETS. YOU LOVE 'EM OR YOU HATE 'EM. THEY COST TOO MUCH; YOU COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM. THEY'RE TOO MUCH MAINTENANCE; THEY'RE A PART OF THE FAMILY. YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. SO WHEN WE FOUND OUT THERE WAS A NATIONAL DOG GROOMERS ASSOCIATION SEMINAR ON IN AUCKLAND, WHERE THE BEST OF THE BEST FLY IN FROM THE STATES, WE KNEW WE NEEDED TO BE THERE. WHO BETTER TO SEND THAN MATT CHISHOLM? THEY'VE COME FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY... IT SHOULD BE A NICE, STRAIGHT LINE. ...TO WATCH, LEARN AND WONDER. HOW IMPRESSIVE WAS THAT SOFT-COATED WHEATEN TERRIER WORK? JUST BEAUTIFUL. YOU KNOW, JODI IS JUST FANTASTIC, AND SEEING HER WORKING UPFRONT IS JUST AMAZING. OH YEAH, ALL EYES ARE ON AMERICAN JODI MURPHY ` I WAS NAMED, LIKE, THE WORLD GRAND CHAMPION. A DOG-GROOMING GREAT. FAST-PACED MUSIC I LOVE JODI. WHEN I FIRST STARTED GROOMING, I GOT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER DVDS AND JUST WATCHED THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN. HAVE YOU BROUGHT YOUR AUTOGRAPH BOOK? OH YES, DEFINITELY. (LAUGHS) GET HER TO SIGN MY CLIPPERS TOO. (LAUGHS) JODI TRAVELS THE WORLD WITH HER COMBS, CLIPPERS AND SCISSORS ` AND I'M JUST GOING TO TIP THIS. UPSKILLING HER FANS, IMPROVING A MULTI-MILLION-DOLLAR INDUSTRY. SO, I'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA THREE TIMES. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TO CANADA ` I CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY TIMES TO CANADA, AND TO LONDON. ARE YOU AMAZED THAT YOU CAN HAVE THIS KIND OF LIFE FROM DOG-GROOMING? AND THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO THE GIRLS YESTERDAY AT THE END OF OUR EVENT IN NZ, I SAID, 'YOU KNOW, HOW LUCKY AM I?' THOSE GIRLS, AND THE ODD BLOKE,... SHE'S OBVIOUSLY PRETTY TOP END, YOU KNOW. (LAUGHS) ...AT THIS THREE-DAY AUCKLAND GROOMING SEMINAR WOULD ALL SAY IT'S WIN-WIN. I'VE BEEN GROOMING FOR A LONG LONG TIME, AND I'VE LEARNT SOMETHING THIS MORNING, SO THAT'S GOOD. WE ALL LEARN SOMETHING. OH, WE NEVER STOP LEARNING, SHEILA. WE NEVER STOP LEARNING. IN NZ, YOU DON'T NEED A LICENSE TO BE A GROOMER, WHICH MEANS ANYONE COULD BECOME ONE OVERNIGHT. PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST PICK UP A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND BE A DOG GROOMER, AND IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE AT THE END OF IT, THOUGH? VERY WELL. I THINK THE OWNERS CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AT THE END OF IT. (LAUGHS) AND A MUCH-LOVED PET IN THE WRONG HANDS... DID YOU JUST GIVE THAT WEE DOG A KISS? YEAH. (LAUGHS) ...CAN END IN TEARS. WE'VE HAD DOGS COME IN WITH BROKEN BONES. WE'VE HAD DOGS COME IN WHERE THEY'VE FALLEN OFF THE TABLE; THAT HAVE HAD GASHES DOWN THEIR NECK; THEY'VE HAD TO HAVE STITCHES; THAT HAVE HAD REALLY BAD BURNS AND GRAZES AND INFECTIONS FROM NOT LOOKING AFTER THEIR EQUIPMENT. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BECOME COMPETENT? YOU KNOW, WHEN I STARTED GROOMING, IT TOOK ME UP TO FIVE YEARS BEFORE I REALLY FELT COMFORTABLE WITH WHAT I WAS DOING. YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL. A SKILL I DON'T POSSESS, AND TO PROVE JUST HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR AN AMATEUR,... AT WHAT POINT DO WE SEDATE THE DOG? (LAUGHS) WE DON'T. LAIDBACK MUSIC ...I'D HAVE JUST AN HOUR... JESS, JESS, JESS, JESS. ...WITH WEE JESS. SHE'S REALLY NERVOUS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING. (LAUGHS) WHAT? AND EVEN WITH THE BACKING OF THE WORLD'S BEST,... YOU LOOK LIKE A NATURAL. ...SHUCKS, IS IT TOUGH. OOH. YOU JUST NEED MORE PRACTICE AND MORE GUIDANCE. I COULD HAVE DONE WITH ANOTHER COUPLE OF HANDS, ACTUALLY. YEAH. IT WOULD BE GREAT TO LEARN AS IF YOU'RE AN OCTOPUS. (LAUGHS) EASY-PEASY. IMAGINE THAT ` AN OCTOPUS GROOMING A DOG. YEAH. (LAUGHS) EASY. LAIDBACK MUSIC CONTINUES Imagine an octopus grooming a dog. Matt is actually quite good with animals. Unfortunately, we can't show you the photo of his cat. They got the cat from the head to the neck, it's all normal. The rest of it is all shaved off. It looks ridiculous. Still cute. I had a terrible thought ` the feat thing. I have a feeling you paint your toenails. That is why he won't let me see your feet. Didn't they become a thing? I think you are hiding something dodgy. BREAK OUT THE BOG ROLL AND DROP YOUR PANTS ` LONELY PLANET HAS NAMED SOME OF NZ'S TOILETS AS THE WORLD'S BEST IN ITS NEW BOOK 'TOILETS, A SPOTTER'S GUIDE'. REDWOOD TOILETS, ROTORUA. LOBSTER TOILETS, WELLINGTON. HUNDERTWASSER TOILETS, KAWAKAWA. AND MATAKANA ISLAND PUBLIC TOILETS, MATAKANA. I almost went to the Matakana ones. There was a parking issue. I would have gone they are beautiful. Let us know if you have a toilet near you. YOU WILL HAVE SEEN TODAY FORMER SCHOOL CARETAKER AND SEXUAL PREDATOR ROBERT BURRETT WAS SENTENCED TO 19 AND A HALF YEARS IN JAIL. IT'S THE END OF AN EXTREMELY SAD SAGA THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO HAPPEN. THIS WHOLE AFFAIR REMINDS ME OF THE SCANDAL THAT ROCKED THE CATHOLIC CHURCH ` YEARS OF CHILD SEX ABUSE COVERED UP BY ADULTS THAT COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT INSTEAD CHOSE TO SWEEP IT UNDER THE CARPET. HOW DOES A TEACHER THAT WAS CAUGHT DRUNK AND HAD ALLEGATIONS OF MASTURBATING IN CLASS, WATCHING GIRLS GETTING CHANGED AND INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR GET TO STAY ON TEACHING? TWO SCHOOLS THOUGHT HIS BEHAVIOUR WAS BAD ENOUGH TO GET RID OF HIM, BUT NOTHING WAS EVER PUT ON HIS RECORD. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? SUPPOSEDLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE? BUT THAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM WITH CHILD SEX ABUSE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED. I WONDER HOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE FEELING NOW, KNOWING ALL THE DAMAGE HE'S DONE SINCE? YOU SEE THE WELSH FARMERS ARE ROPABLE AT US TONIGHT. WHY? THE PRINCE OF WALES, NO LESS, UNDER HIS DUCHY OF CORNWALL BUSINESS IS SUPPLYING WAITROSE WITH OUR ORGANIC LAMB. WHY? BECAUSE OF CONSISTENCY OF SUPPLY. WE CAN DELIVER; THE WELSH CAN'T. THE WELSH IN TAKING IT PERSONALLY ARGUE OUR LAMB IS TOO FATTY AND TOO EXPENSIVE. WELSH FARMERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE, OF COURSE. THEY, LIKE MOST OF THEIR EURO COUNTERPARTS, LIVE IN A WORLD OF SUBSIDIES, SUPPORT AND FALSEHOOD. WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE WORLD-CLASS, AND A PRINCE CAN BUY WHATEVER HE LIKES, AND IT'S ONLY TOO FATTY AND TOO EXPENSIVE IF THE PUNTER SAYS SO, AND THE PUNTER CLEARLY DOESN'T ` PROOF BEYOND DOUBT THAT WHEN YOU WANT THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING FROM LAMB TO WINE, NZ INC IS YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP. CAPTIONS BY SARAH MAIAVA AND JESSICA BOELL. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2016