I'M SAMANTHA HAYES. AND I'M MIKE MCROBERTS. AND NOW ON THE PROJECT, OUR SMOKING RATES ARE AT AN ALL-TIME LOW. YES, THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. BUT VAPING IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH, AND OUR KIDS ARE GETTING HOOKED YOUNGER AND YOUNGER. PARENTS HAVE A LOT OF MANY QUESTIONS. PARENTS HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. TONIGHT OUR FIRST GUEST HAS SOME ANSWERS. WHEN THE VAPE CLOUDS ROLLED IN, MANY HAILED THE CIGGIE ALTERNATIVE AS A BIG STEP TOWARDS A SMOKEFREE AOTEAROA. AS A BIG STEP TOWARDS A SMOKE-FREE AOTEAROA. THE FUTURE LOOKED BRIGHT; THE REALITY IS A LITTLE FOGGY. WHILE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO SMOKE DROPS EVERY YEAR, VAPING IS ON THE RISE. RIGHT NOW, AROUND 8% OF KIWI ADULTS CAN'T DO WITHOUT THEIR DAILY PUFF, NEARLY 80,000 MORE VAPERS THAN LAST YEAR ` AND THAT DOESN'T COUNT THE UNDER-18s. PRINCIPALS SAY VAPING IN SCHOOLS HAS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC, NOT JUST AMONG TEENS. LITTLE GUYS, YOU KNOW, THE 6-, 7-YEAR-OLDS ARE TURNING UP. AND THEY'RE LEARNING A LESSON IN UNDERGROUND ECONOMICS AS WELL. A LOT OF THE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WILL BE RUNNING LITTLE SIDE HUSTLES WHERE THEY'RE BASICALLY SELLING VAPES AND CONTENTS TO OUR YOUNGER STUDENTS. SCHOOLS WANT TOUGHER RESTRICTIONS, POINTING TO AUSTRALIA'S NEW LAWS MAKING VAPE PRODUCTS PRESCRIPTION-ONLY. SMOKE-FREE ADVOCATES SAY THAT WON'T WORK, ALSO POINTING TO AUSTRALIA WHERE IT HASN'T SEEMED TO WORK. THERE ARE 14% YOUTH VAPING, SO IT'S NOT NECESSARILY STOP YOUNG PEOPLE ACCESSING VAPES. KELLY BURROWES HAS BEEN RESEARCHING VAPING FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS, AND SHE JOINS US NOW. KELLY, ARE KIDS UNDER 10 REALLY VAPING? OUR KIDS UNDER 10 HONESTLY VAPING? YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT. SO I DON'T` I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBERS FOR UNDER-10s, BUT I WAS RECENTLY CONTACTED BY SOMEONE LOOKING FOR ADVICE AROUND HELPING 8- TO 11-YEAR-OLDS TO GET OFF NICOTINE, SO THEY WERE ALREADY ADDICTED DUE TO VAPING. IT'S SO INCREDIBLY SAD. SHOULD PARENTS BE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR PRIMARY- AND INTERMEDIATE-AGED KIDS? I THINK SO. SO, I'M A PARENT. I'VE GOT THREE PRIMARY-AGED KIDS, AND I THINK THE UPTAKE IS BEING VERY HIGH WITH SCHOOL-AGED CHILDREN. SO I WAS LOOKING AT THE YEAR 10 FIGURES. SO THOSE ARE 14-YEAR-OLDS CHILDREN. SO, THEY THERE'S ABOUT 10% OF THEM ARE SAYING THAT THEY'RE VAPING DAILY. AND I THINK` YEAH, I THINK IT'S SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT. SO WHAT IS A 14-YEAR-OLD INHALING WHEN THEY TAKE A PUFF FROM A VAPE? SO IN THE E-LIQUID ITSELF` SO, YOU HAVE IN AN E-CIGARETTE, YOU HAVE THE E-LIQUID, WHICH HAS GOT PROPYLENE GLYCOL, VEGETABLE GLYCEROL, NICOTINE AND FLAVOURINGS. SO WHEN` WHEN THAT HEATS UP, YOU CAN GET SOME DIFFERENT CHEMICALS BEING CREATED, AND YOU CAN GET SOME METALS COMING OFF THAT HEATING COIL, BUT ONE THING AS WELL IS AROUND THE FLAVOURINGS ` SO, NOBODY HAS REALLY TESTED THE SAFETY OF INHALING THOSE FLAVOURING COMPOUNDS. WHERE ARE KIDS SEEING PEOPLE VAPE? LIKE, IN THE 1950S, EVERY COWBOY AND COOL GUY IN MOVIES AND TV WAS SMOKING ` AND THAT KIND OF KICKED SOME OF OF THAT GENERATION. AND THAT KIND OF KICKED SOME OF THAT GENERATION. BUT WHERE ARE KIDS SEEING PEOPLE VAPING? SO, ACTUALLY, I'M AT THE AUCKLAND BIOENGINEERING INSTITUTE, AND WE RECENTLY HAD A SHOWCASE DOWN AT THE CLOUD AT THE WATERFRONT, AND I TALKED TO A LOT OF SCHOOL CHILDREN THERE, AND ALL OF THEM SAID THAT THE KIDS ARE VAPING IN THE BATHROOMS IN BETWEEN CLASSES AND LUNCHTIME. AND I THINK ONE OF THE WAYS IT'S EASIER FOR THEM TO GET AWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE THERE'S NOT MUCH SMELL ASSOCIATED WITH IT. SO IF YOU HAD A CIGARETTE, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WOULD BE ABLE TO SMELL IT ON YOUR CLOTHES OR IN THE BATHROOM, BUT NOT SO WITH VAPING. AND KELLY, TO BE CLEAR, YOU'RE NOT SO CONCERNED ABOUT ADULTS DECIDING TO USE VAPES; IT'S MORE KIDS THAT YOU'RE FOCUSSED ON, RIGHT? YES, EXACTLY. SO I THINK THERE'S DEFINITELY A PLACE FOR VAPING. SO WHAT WE KNOW AT THE MOMENT IS THAT VAPING IS` OR SHOULD BE SAFER THAN SMOKING. SO I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR SMOKERS TO SWITCH TO VAPING. BUT I THINK, I MEAN EVEN ADULTS, BUT MOSTLY CHILDREN, IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY A SMOKER, I THINK IT'S NOT A GREAT IDEA TO START VAPING. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BE WATCHING AND WONDERING IF YOU'RE A PARENT, JUST TELL YOUR KIDS NOT TO VAPE. JUST HAVE A RULE ` NO VAPING ` IS IT THAT SIMPLE? YES. WELL, SO, ACTUALLY THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I STARTED THE SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM TO TRY AND PUT SOME EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL UP THERE SO THAT PARENTS COULD UNDERSTAND A BIT MORE ABOUT IT. A LOT OF PARENTS THINK THAT VAPING IS HARMLESS, SO THEY MIGHT BUY VAPES FOR THEIR KIDS OR KNOW THAT THEIR KIDS ARE VAPING, BUT THEY THINK THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY NEGATIVE EFFECT. SO THAT MIGHT BE ONE REASON WHY A LOT OF KIDS ARE ABLE TO VAPE, BUT I'M NOT SURE. WELL, KELLY, IT'S GREAT WORK YOU'RE DOING. THANKS FOR CHATTING. THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON. THIS IS THE PROJECT. VAUGHAN SMITH IS HERE TONIGHT! AND GUY WILLIAMS. WILLEMSE I REMEMBER 10 TO 15 YEARS AGO, WE HAD PEOPLE ON TV TELLING US NOT TO SMOKE. I FELT LIKE IT WAS WORKING. NOW VAPING HAS COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SLAPPED US IN THE FACE. I WAS IN ONE OF THOSE ADS INTO 2016. I TOLD PEOPLE THAT VAPING WASN'T MY FUTURE. WE HAVE JUST GOT RID OF SMOKING, AND VAPING HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE. IT IS LIKE WHEN THEY INTRODUCED RABBITS ARE SO PEOPLE HAD SOMETHING TO HUNT, AND THEN THERE WAS TOO MANY OF THEM. IT SEEMS LIKE VAPING MIGHT BE OTHER STOATS AND WEASELS TO THE SMOKING RABBIT. I HAVE BEEN OFF SICK FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. AND THEN AT 7 PM, BANK, I WILL BRING THIS COUGH BACK. IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW KELLY ONLINE, SHE IS A PROPER ACADEMIC SCIENTIST, SHE HAS PUT ALL OF HER STUFF ON INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK. SIGNS OF VAPING IS THE NAME OF HER INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. YOU CAN DO THIS BUT TOO. JEREMY GETS ONE-ON-ONE WITH AN EGYPTOLOGIST. ALSO TONIGHT ` JEREMY CORBETT GETS A ONE-ON-ONE WITH AN EGYPTOLOGIST, AND SO, OF COURSE, HE ASKS ABOUT THE PYRAMIDS ` WAS IT ALIENS?HE ASKS HE'LL HAVE THE ANSWER, JUST AHEAD. AND MADELEINE SAMI AND ANTONIA PREBBLE ARE HERE TO TELL US ABOUT THEIR FUN NEW SHOW, 'DOUBLE PARKED'. THEY'RE LIVE WITH US NEXT. SHE STRUGGLING SO MUCH. DON'T WORRY GUYS. THE SHOW IS FALLING APART. IT LOOKS LIKE THE COST OF LIVING CRISIS HAS HIT THE PROJECT, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OLD MATE HOMEBRAND JEREMY CORBETT. IT'S TIME FOR THE DAILY DOSE. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) I'VE BEEN CRITICISED MANY TIMES ON THIS SHOW I ONLY CHOOSE CLIPS OF PEOPLE GETTING HURT FALLING OVER. TONIGHT I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF WITH A CUTE VIDEO OF A DAD PROTECTING HIS KID FROM A FLYING BREADROLL TO THE HEAD. WATCH OUT THE RIGHT OF THE SCREEN. THE BREAD ROLL HAS BEEN THROWN. DID YOU SEE THOSE REFLEXES? WHAT A CATCH. THAT DAD'S FAVOURITE BOOK ` CATCHER IN THE RYE. (GASPING) HOW CUTE AND WHOLESOME WAS THAT? NOT FUNNY OR GOOD, BUT CUTE AND WHOLESOME NEXT UP ` WE KNOW CUTE CATS LOVE TO MESS WITH YOUR KEYBOARD, SHE IS STILL COUGHING! WE KNOW CUTE CATS LOVE TO MESS WITH YOUR KEYBOARD, BUT NOW THEY'VE MOVED ONTO HEADSETS. IT IS JUST HAVING SOME TROUBLE LETTING IT VAPE GOING. THAT IS ENOUGH ACUTENESS FROM ME. OK, THAT'S ENOUGH CUTENESS FROM ME; TIME FOR MY FAVOURITE VIDEO OF THE DAY ` SOMEONE FALLING OVER. A KID TRIES TO SURPRISE HIS DAD, SO THE DAD TRIES TO FIGHT THE KID, AND THEN THE KID DOMINATES THE DAD. ENJOY. (SCREAMS) I AM BACK, BABY! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE FOUR OTHER DADS STANDING AROUND FORMING A PERIMETER. THAT WAS YOUR DAILY DOSE! (APPLAUSE) MADELEINE SAMI AND ANTONIA PREBBLE ARE TWO OF NEW ZEALAND'S TOP ACTORS. AND THEY'VE TEAMED UP ON A NEW SERIES CREATED BY TWO OF NEW ZEALAND'S TOP COMEDIANS, NOT GUY WILLEMS, CHRIS PARKER AND ALICE SNEDDON. WE ALL KNOW MADELEINE SAMI. CALL THIS A CURRICULUM VITAE? MORE LIKE A CURRICULUM FAECES SHE WAS THE STAR OF 'SUPER CITY' AND THE 'BREAKER UPPERERS'. # SHEREE DON'T WANAN BE WITH YOU NO MORE. AND WE ALL LOVE ANTONIA PREBBLE. SHE'S BEST KNOWN FOR 'WEST SIDE' AND 'OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE'. I CAN'T BELIEVE I CONSIDERED EVEN FOR A SECOND THAT WE COULD GET BACK TOGETHER! IN THE BRAND NEW SERIES, 'DOUBLE PARKED', THEY PLAY LOVERS GOING THROUGH IVF. ARE YOU ALL GOOD? I MISSED MY PERIOD. OH. THE CHARACTERS NAT AND STEPH ARE LEFT DUMBFOUNDED WHEN A BOTCHED HOME INSEMINATION JOB RESULTS IN THE UNTHINKABLE. DOES IT SAY THAT I'M THAT` I'M PREGNANT ON THAT PIECE OF PAPER? NAT, I'M PREGNANT. ME TOO. PLEASE WELCOME ANTONIA PREBBLE AND MADELEINE SAMI! (APPLAUSE) I KNOW THAT YOU ARE MATES, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN ADJACENT THINGS, BUT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE A SHOW BEFORE. WE MET DURING OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE. WE BECAME FRIENDS AFTER THAT. I DID ONE SEEN IN A SUPERCITY. AND THEN NOTHING SIGNIFICANT. ON THE TREADMILL. MADELINE, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. YOU ARE THE DIRECTOR AND YOU WERE CAST IN ONE OF THE LEAD ROLES. DID YOU CUT YOURSELF? I PLAYED MY CARDS RIGHT. IS IT HARD TO DO BOTH? YES, VERY HARD, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF SUPPORT WITH CHRIS PARKER. IT WAS A VERY COLLABORATIVE ENVIRONMENT. IT'S A LOW-BUDGET NEW ZEALAND SHOW, BUT REBOUNDED TOGETHER AND PULLED THROUGH AROUND THE FLOODS AND CYCLONES AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT ORGAN THROUGHOUT US. NEW QUALITY LOW-BUDGET SHOW, BUT EVERY NEW ZEALAND SHOW IS A LOW-BUDGET SHOW. IT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SHOWS I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME FROM NEW ZEALAND. I WATCH ANYTHING WITH YOU TWO IN IT. YOU ARE PLAYING A MUM, THIS IS KIND OF LIKE REAL LIFE. I HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF PREGNANT CHARACTERS. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE PLAYED A PREGNANT CHARACTER SINCE HAVING CHILDREN. I WOULD SAY DEFINITELY THE MORNING SICKNESS ELEMENT, I CAN REALLY RELATE TO THAT. I FELT I COULD BRING A LOT OF TRUTH TO MY VOMITING. DID YOU HAVE BUDGET FOR COSTUMES OR DID YOU HAVE TO GO METHOD? FULLY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT, THERE WAS A BUDGET FOR COSTUMES, BUT I NATURALLY WORE MOST OF MY CLOTHES. I WOULD SAY THAT THOSE GENES LOOK REALLY GOOD ON YOU, BABE. AND SHE SAID THAT THEY WERE ACTUALLY HER GENES. WE DID HAVE A WONDERFUL COSTUME DESIGNER WHO WAS GREAT. BUT MY CHARACTER WAS PRETTY MUCH JUST ME. AND HER CHARACTER WAS JUST HER. I WOULD WEAR GREEN JEANS TO WORK AND TAKE THEM OFF AND THEN PUT MY CHARACTERS ARE GREEN JEANS ON. IT WAS LIKE A FEVER DREAM. WAS NICE FOR YOU BEING NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY BADLY. IT WAS GREAT. I HAVE NEVER DONE A COMEDY BEFORE. I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT SHE IS FUNNY, BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR THIS. THERE ARE NOT MANY Q. WEEK SHOWS WITH SAME-SEX FEMALE ELATION SHIPS ON SCREEN, SO THAT MUST BE IMPORTANT? YES. CENTRAL RELATIONSHIPS IN THE SHOW, OURS FOR EXAMPLE, AND THERE IS A FLAT RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL BE RECOGNISABLE TO KIWIS AS WELL. WHEN YOU SAY DOMINIC, SHE DANCED. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. HE IS SO GORGEOUS. SOME DAYS WE ARE JUST BEHIND THE MONITOR, AND WE ARE LIKE, OH! IF YOU NEED ANY MORE INCENTIVE, DOUBLE PARKED PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT, 8.30 ON THREE AND THREENOW. WE ARE IN A TIME WARP. PLEASE THANK ANTONIA PREBBLE AND MADELEINE SAMI! (APPLAUSE) WE'VE ALL HAD A BATTLE OVER A PARKING SPACE, BUT THIS MAY BE THE FIRST WE'VE HEARD THAT INVOLVES VASELINE. WE'LL TELL YOU MORE, NEXT ON THE PROJECT. I'M HERE WITH ANDREW FROM OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE WHO IS FROM THE CANCER SOCIETY. AND HE'S GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT'S COMING UP, SO, ANDREW, READ THAT. THANKS, GUY. WHAT DOES VASELINE HAVE TO DO WITH A STOLEN PARKING PLACE? FIND OUT NEXT ON THE PROJECT. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) WELCOME BACK. JEREMY GOT A FIRST LOOK AT A BIG EGYPT EXHIBITION AND RAN INTO SOMETHING EVEN OLDER THAN HIMSELF ` A MUMMIFIED CAT. THAT'S COMING UP. RIGHT, HERE ARE SOME STORIES MAKING HEADLINES FOR WEDNESDAY, THE 14TH OF JUNE. FOOD PRICES WERE 12% HIGHER IN MAY THAN THE YEAR BEFORE. STATS NZ SAYS THE BIGGEST JUMP WAS FRUIT AND VEG, WHICH NOW COST NEARLY 18% MORE THAN MAY 2022. MILLIONS OF MORMON CRICKETS HAVE INVADED TOWNS ACROSS THE U.S. STATE OF NEVADA, COVERING ROADS, HOUSES, HOSPITALS ` JUST EVERYTHING. SOME BUSINESSES HAVE USED LEAF BLOWERS TO CLEAR PATHS FOR GROSSED-OUT CUSTOMERS. THE INSECTS CAN TRAVEL NEARLY 2KM A DAY. MORMON CRICKETS HAVE A FOUR-TO-SIX YEAR CYCLE AND WERE LAST SEEN IN 2019. NO NEED TO MENTION THEIR RELIGION. AND, IN THE U.S., A CURBSIDE SHOWDOWN IS ON AFTER ONE RESIDENT LEVIED A UNIQUE THREAT AGAINST A PARKING SPACE STEALER. THE OWNER OF THE CARPARK LEFT A NOTE ON THE CULPRIT'S WINDOW, STATING THEY HADN'T CALLED FOR A TOW TRUCK THIS TIME, BUT IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN, 'I WILL VASELINE YOUR DOOR HANDLES AND WIPER BLADES 'AND THEN CALL THE TOW TRUCK.' SOUNDS FAIR, RIGHT? 'ENJOY YOUR CLOSE CALL TONIGHT SMILEY FACE.' THAT'S MY FACE IS SO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. I CAN RELATE TO THAT BECAUSE I GOT TOWED LAST WEEK IN AUCKLAND. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DON'T NOW HOW TOTAL TO WORK. THE CARS GO ON THEM, NOT IN THEM. WHAT IS WITH THE VASELINE? I GUESS IT'S JUST A BIT NASTY. IT IS DIFFICULT TO GET OFF. IT WAS ON YOUR WINDSCREEN, IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO GET OFF. IT SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU GET WHEN SOMEONE STEALS YOUR CAR PARK. YOU TURN INTO A 12 YEAR OLD BALL, IT IS SO PRECIOUS. WE HAVE GOT A CAR PARKING ROSTER HERE AT THE PROJECT. IF SOMEBODY FINDS YOU IN THE CAR PARK, IT IS LIKE THEY HAVE FOUND YOU IN THEIR BED. THEY ARE ANGRY AND DISGUSTED. IF YOU WANT LONG-TERM REVENGE ON A CAR PARK STEALER, JUST INTRODUCE THEIR CHILDREN TO VAPING. VERY ADDICTIVE. THE BIGGEST EXHIBITION OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ARTEFACTS TO COME TO NEW ZEALAND OPENS THIS WEEK. WE ASKED OUR OLDEST SHOW MEMBER, JEREMY CORBETT, TO SEE IF HE RECOGNISED ANYTHING FROM HIS CHILDHOOD. (CURIOUS MUSIC) SO, JOSH, C.O.A ` CURATOR OF ARCHAEOLOGY. CURATOR OF ARCHAEOLOGY, THAT'S RIGHT. RIGHT, PYRAMIDS ` HUMANS OR ALIENS? HUMANS. OK. COME ON, SORT OF LOSING ME, TO BE HONEST, JOSH, SORT OF LOSING ME, TO BE HONEST, JOSH. I MEAN, YOU THINK THE ALIENS WOULD BE A BIT MORE CREATIVE? HOW OLD IS THIS POTTERY? YOU ARE PROBABLY LOOKING ABOUT 5000 YEARS OLD. (GASPS) SO GETTING OUT THERE. THAT IS AMAZING TO GET THAT SORT OF POTTERY 5000 YEARS AGO WHEN I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A CUP. (MUSIC DISTORTS) THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT THE EGYPTIANS DEVELOPED, SUCH AS THEY REALLY DEVELOP THINGS LIKE INK AND PAPER AND THAT KIND OF` PAPYRUS, WHICH WAS A PRECURSOR TO PAPER. SOME OF OUR WORDS, LIKE THE NAME SUSAN MEANS LOTUS FLOWER. REALLY? YEAH, THERE'S LOTS OF LITTLE THINGS THAT WE'VE GOT FROM THEM. THIS IS QUITE A COOL PIECE HERE. THIS IS ONE OF THE HIEROGLYPHIC REPRESENTATIONS OF KHUFU. THAT'S THE NAME OF PHARAOH THAT ORGANISED THE BUILDING OF THE PYRAMIDS, THE GREAT PYRAMID. SO THAT ONE THERE EFFECTIVELY. THE SORT OF WAYNE BROWN OF EGYPT. YEAH. SO THIS IS A RELIEF OF A TEMPLE WALL. IT'S A CAST, AND WE'VE GOT A PROJECTOR UP THERE PUTTING THE COLOURS ON IT OF HOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE PAST. SO WITH ALL THE PIGMENTS, YOU GET REAL SENSE OF HOW COLOURFUL THE ANCIENT WORLD WAS. AND THEN WE'VE GOT A CAT HERE WHO LOOKS A BIT SHOCKED TO BE MUMMIFIED. BUT YEAH. (LAUGHS) WOULD THE CAT HAVE RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE? THE CAT WAS` IT WAS A VERY SACRED ANIMAL FOR THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS. DO YOU THINK THE EGYPTIAN WORSHIP OF CATS IS WHY CATS ARE SO ARROGANT NOW? ABSOLUTELY. WE'VE GOT A REPLICA OF A TOMB HERE WHICH PEOPLE CAN SIT INSIDE. SO THIS IS ONE THAT WAS FOUND IN EGYPT. WHAT FOOD CAN YOU PROVIDE ME IN THE AFTERLIFE? OLIVES. OLIVES. YEAH, SOME OLIVES. YOU CAN HAVE SOME GRAIN. A LOT OF GRAIN. BEER. BEER WAS BIG. OH YEAH. YOU'D HAVE A LOT OF BEER. BEER AND OLIVES. YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT. THERE'S A REAL MISCONCEPTION THAT EGYPT WAS OBSESSED WITH DEATH. RIGHT. YOU SEE THE PHARAOHS, THE PYRAMIDS, THE TEMPLE. THEY'RE REALLY OBSESSED WITH LIFE. THEY WANTED LIFE TO CONTINUE AFTER DEATH, AND THAT'S WHAT THOSE TOMBS ARE TOWARDS. I'LL SEE YOU LATER THEN. ALL RIGHT. CHEERS, JOSH. SEE YA. (MYSTICAL MUSIC) HERE WE GO ` HERE'S ANOTHER GOURD OR WATER CARRIER. HOW OLD WILL THIS BE? ABOUT SIX MONTHS. SIX MONTHS? HOW MUCH? 90 BUCKS. TEA TOWELS AS WELL. TEA TOWELS, YEP. BOOKS, BOOKMARKS. SOFT TOYS. SOFT TOYS IT'S GREAT. YOU CAN GET EVEN THE T-SHIRT. QUITE ADVANCED, WEREN'T THEY? VERY COOL. THE EXHIBIT AT AUCKLAND MUSEUM OPENS THIS THURSDAY. I WILL NOT BE GOING. AS A CHILD, I SAW A MUMMIFIED PERSON, AS THEY LIKE TO BE CALLED NOW, AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME THAT IF I LOOKED AT IT TOO LONG, IT WOULD FOLLOW . ME I SLEPT FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS WONDERING WHEN THE MUMMY WAS SMASHED THROUGH MY BEDROOM WINDOW. YOU GREW UP IN MORRINSVILLE, THERE ARE WAY MORE SCARIER THINGS IN MORRINSVILLE THAN A MONEY. MUMMY* JUST SCARED OF THE RAVING LUNATICS AND THE METH ADDICTS. IT'S TIME FOR BEAT THAT. THIS WEEK WE'RE CELEBRATING THE RELEASE OF 'THE FLASH', AND WE WANT YOU TO SHOW US YOUR BEST SLOW-MO VIDEO! HOW GOOD IS MERLOT SHAKING HIMSELF OFF AFTER A NICE SWIM? AND BROOKLYN HAS BEEN FINDING NEW WAYS TO SHOOT HOOPS. THIS WAS ATTEMPT NUMBER 238! WOW! BROOKLYN, NEXT TIME YOU TELL THE STORY, SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST ATTEMPT. NOW, TO THE WINNER OF BEAT THAT. WE'VE HAD A BIT OF A DISAGREEMENT IN THE OFFICE TODAY ` WE JUST SIMPLY COULDN'T DECIDE TONIGHT'S WINNER. GUY WILLIAMS HAS A VIDEO HE THINKS SHOULD WIN; VAUGHAN SMITH THINKS A DIFFERENT WINNER SHOULD WIN. SO WE'RE GOING TO ASK OUR AUDIENCE. WE'LL PLAY THEM BOTH FOR YOU TO DECIDE. GUY, CAN YOU INTRODUCE YOUR VIDEO? THIS VIDEO HAS EVERYTHING. ACTION, EXCITEMENT, AND SUMMARY GETTING HURT. LOOK AT THIS BACKFLIP. SLOW MOTION GLORY. IMAGINE BEING THIS PERSON. AMAZING, RIGHT? THAT PERSON IS ALREADY A WINNER COVERED BY THE ACC. MY VIDEO HAS EVERYTHING. IT HAS NATURE, POWER, AND A SUBTLE NOD TO THE FLASH. LOOK AT THIS LIGHTNING STRIKE. BOTH GREAT VIDEOS. MINE IS A CLEAR WINNER. APPLES AND ORANGES. PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE ROPE SWING TO WIN. HANDS UP FOR LIGHTNING. IT IS REALLY SPLIT. I'M GOING TO MAKE A CALL. OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LIKE THE LIGHTNING, SO TONIGHT, LIGHTNING WINS. BEAT THAT HAS NO INTEGRITY. THAT IS A DISGRACE. ALL RIGHT, DONALD TRUMP, CALL YOUR LAWYER. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT, ENTER ON OUR WEBSITE, AND YOU COULD BE IN TO WIN A FAMILY TRIP TO THE GOLD COAST, INCLUDING FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION, A TRIP TO WARNER BROS MOVIE WORLD, AND TICKETS TO SEE THE FLASH IN CINEMAS! WE'VE ALSO GOT DAILY PRIZES TO GIVE AWAY, SO GET GOING! GOING TO RESUBMIT THE VIDEO OF THE LADY ON THE ROPE SWING. ANDY LEE: I don't know. I'm just not feeling...big. HAMISH BLAKE: What?! Mate, come on. Here, I tell you what. Try this. Ooh, is it working? Mmm... I'm gonna say lose the hat. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) WELCOME BACK TO THE PROJECT. BEFORE WE GO, I WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU MY NOMINATION FOR HORROR FILM OF THE YEAR. I CALL IT 'THINGS YOU DON'T WANNA SEE AT 2AM AT THE PETROL STATION.' IN HUNTLY. PUMPING UP. (EERIE MUSIC) NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT ` THE GEESE ARE JUST THERE FOR 10C-OFF-A-LITRE DAY. IN THAT JOKE DIED. WHAT A BAD END TO THE SHOW. THE GEESE WERE GOING SO WELL. STARRING RYAN GOSLING? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. WHAT STATION WAS THAT, A GULL? IT'S A 'LIGHT-HEARTED, FUN LOOK INTO LIVING WITH A DISABILITY.' THAT'S HOW THE CREATORS OF 'THIS IS WHEEL LIFE' DESCRIBE THEIR SERIES. TOMORROW WE'LL TALK WITH THEM ALL ABOUT IT. THAT'S IT FOR US, THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR, CONTACT, AND THANKS TO VAUGHAN SMITH FOR JOINING US TONIGHT.