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Hosted by Jesse Mulligan, Kanoa Lloyd and Jeremy Corbett, The Project combines news and entertainment to provide audiences an intelligent, informative and engaging mix of the stories that matter.

Primary Title
  • The Project
Date Broadcast
  • Thursday 24 August 2023
Start Time
  • 19 : 00
Finish Time
  • 19 : 30
Duration
  • 30:00
Channel
  • Three
Broadcaster
  • Warner Brothers Discovery New Zealand
Programme Description
  • Hosted by Jesse Mulligan, Kanoa Lloyd and Jeremy Corbett, The Project combines news and entertainment to provide audiences an intelligent, informative and engaging mix of the stories that matter.
Classification
  • Not Classified
Owning Collection
  • Chapman Archive
Broadcast Platform
  • Television
Languages
  • English
Captioning Languages
  • English
Captions
Live Broadcast
  • Yes
Rights Statement
  • Made for the University of Auckland's educational use as permitted by the Screenrights Licensing Agreement.
Genres
  • Current affairs
  • News
Hosts
  • Jeremy Corbett (Presenter)
  • Jesse Mulligan (Presenter)
  • Kanoa Lloyd (Presenter)
  • Vaughan Smith (Guest Presenter)
AND NOW ON THE PROJECT ` IT'S ALMOST TIME TO MAKE THOSE SUMMER HOLIDAY PLANS. RIGHT ` SPRING IS NEXT WEEK. MANY OF US ARE ALREADY DREAMING ABOUT A HOLIDAY AT THE BEACH. BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT GOING SOMEWHERE WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE, HERE'S HOW TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T ALL TURN TO CUSTARD. SO, YOU'RE OFF ON A BIG TRIP WITH ALL YOUR PALS. WELL, ISN'T THAT NICE? GOOD FOR YOU! LOOK AT ALL THESE HAPPY FRIENDS ON HOLIDAY TOGETHER. THAT IS SO YOU GUYS. BUT SEE THESE ANCIENT RUINS? IF YOU DON'T GET THINGS SORTED BY THE TIME THE TRIP IS OVER, THAT WILL BE THE STATE OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP. BICKERING OVER BILLS. DISAGREEING OVER PLANS. WHY, MY LORD? WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE DECIDED IT WILL BE SO! WHO GETS TO BE THE EMPEROR? (FART!) THIS CAN ALL LEAD TO THE COLLAPSE OF EVEN THE TIGHTEST FRIEND GROUP. HAVING A GROUP CHAT BEFORE YOU GO IS REALLY IMPORTANT. JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GOING AWAY WITH FRIENDS WHO EXPECT THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE CYCLING, WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GOING TO READ A BOOK BY A POOL. YOU'LL END UP SEEING WHOLE NEW VERSIONS OF YOUR BESTIES. AND YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT. DEPENDS ON YOUR FRIEND GROUP. AND I TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S SOME PEOPLE, THOUGH, THAT WILL ALWAYS BE A LITTLE BIT MORE BOSSY THAN OTHERS. AND SOME ARE REALLY CHILLED AND LAID-BACK, BUT THEN THEY'RE GONNA GET HOME AND GO, 'YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS JUST SO, LIKE, NOT MY KIND OF TRIP.' REMEMBER, EVERYONE'S GOT DIFFERENT BUDGETS. RESIST TEMPTATION AND STICK TO THE PLAN. WE WENT AWAY AS A GROUP, AND THEY SAW THE SPECIAL THAT YOU COULD HAVE THIS DEGUSTATION DINNER. AND IT WAS AMAZING, BUT IT WAS, LIKE, $300. AND I'M LIKE, THAT WAS MY BUDGET FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO DO. AND SO MANY WAYS IT COULD ALL GO WRONG THE KEY TO A REALLY GREAT FRIENDS HOLIDAY IS COMPROMISE. SO IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT ME. IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE AND THE MEMORIES THAT WE'RE GONNA BE REMINISCING ABOUT FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME. (APPLAUSE) WELCOME TO THE PROJECT. VAUGHAN SMITH IS HERE. BREAKFAST HOST OF ZM. DO YOU EVER RUN INTO THIS PROBLEM? THE WAY OF GETTING AROUND THE PROBLEM IS NOT HAVING FRIENDS. YOU CAN LAUGH IF YOU LIKE. JUST DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE AND LAUGH. I AM A SOLO CREATURE. I GET THE BIBLE YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT COMPROMISE. I DIDN'T USED TO BE GOOD AT IT. I DID SOLO TRAVEL. I USED TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED, AND WHEN YOU TRAVEL WITH OTHER PEOPLE, IT IS NOT MY HOLIDAY, IT IS OUR HOLIDAY. SO COMPROMISE IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR HAVING SOMEONE TO HAVE DINNER WITH. ANOTHER MARK AGAINST HAVING FRIENDS. MY FRIENDS JUST SEND ME PICTURES OF WHEN THEY ARE ALL TOGETHER ON HOLIDAY. THAT MIGHT BE THE FINANCIAL PROBLEM. YOU HAVE TO HOLIDAY WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SPEND THE SAME AS YOU. AND YOU ARE A FAT CAT. I DIDN'T GET THAT BY SPENDING IT. WHAT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS? THAT CAN REALLY BREAK YOU. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SCREAM AT THEM. ANOTHER MARK AGAINST FRIENDS. MY BEST ADVICE IS MAKE SURE YOU LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE ENOUGH THAT WHEN THE FOOD POISONING GOES AROUND, YOU DON'T MIND SHARING THE BATHROOM. IT'S REAL. LOVE THEM ENOUGH SOMETHING ABOUT SWINGERS YOU WANT TO CHECK BEFORE YOU GO ON HOLIDAY. YOU DON'T WANT TO SURPRISE IN TAURANGA. WHEN THEY COME OUT NAKED. ALSO TONIGHT, GLOBAL TECH COMPANIES ARE EMBRACING UNLIMITED LEAVE. TAKE ALL THE TIME OFF YOU WANT. WE'LL HEAR FROM A KIWI COMPANY TRYING IT OUT, AND SEE IF ANY WORK ACTUALLY GETS DONE. AND IT'S OFFICIAL ` DON McGLASHAN WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE NEW ZEALAND MUSIC HALL OF FAME. AND WE'VE GOT ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR DON TODAY. HE'S HERE NEXT. IT'S GREAT WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS WITH DON HERE TODAY, BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A SAD ANNIVERSARY. AUGUST 24 IS 17 YEARS FROM THE DAY PLUTO WAS DEMOTED FROM BEING A PLANET AND STRIPPED OF ALL ITS PLANETARY BENEFITS. NOW IT'S JUST A SAD, PATHETIC ROCK. TIME FOR THE DAILY DOSE. (APPLAUSE) UP FIRST, THE AMAZING MOMENT WHEN A BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE. BLOWING OUT THE CANDLE. THE QUEEN USED TO PULL THAT PRANK ON CHARLES' BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR. UP NEXT, A MAN'S ATTEMPT TO PRAY IS DERAILED BY A CAT. THE CAT CAN SEE WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. HOPS RIGHT ON BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND. THAT CAT IS TRYING TO GET INTO HEAVEN. AND THEN OUT AGAIN. THEN IN AGAIN. FINALLY, SIBLINGS CAN SOMETIMES BE POLAR OPPOSITES. LIKE THESE TWO. BROTHER COMES DOWN FIRST. AND THEN SADIE LIKES TO TAKE IT SLOW ` REAL SLOW. SADIE LIKES TO RELAX. WOW, SLOW DOWN SADIE YOU ADRENALINE JUNKIE (!) I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER IN THE NEXT SERIES OF JACKASS (!) THAT WAS YOUR DAILY DOSE. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A BONAFIDE LEGEND OF NEW ZEALAND MUSIC. SO IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT TODAY DON McGLASHAN HAS BEEN AWARDED THE COUNTRY'S HIGHEST HONOUR. # THERE IS NO DEPRESSION IN NEW ZEALAND. WHAT DO THE KIWI BANDS BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, THE FRONT LAWN AND THE MUTTON BIRDS HAVE IN COMMON? THE ONE, THE ONLY DON McGLASHAN, OF COURSE. # ANCHOR ME # IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR DEEP BLUE SEA. HAVING RELEASED MORE THAN A DOZEN RECORDS WITH THOSE THREE ICONIC BANDS, DON WENT ON TO ENJOY A SUCCESSFUL SOLO CAREER. # MIRACLE SUN, # SHINE ON THE WATER. THE EXCEPTIONAL SONGWRITER ALSO WROTE THIS TOP-40 HIT MADE FAMOUS BY HOLLY SMITH. # I'M GONNA BATHE... # IN THE RIVER. 40 YEARS ON, HE'S STILL GOING STRONG, WITH A NATIONWIDE TOUR KICKING OFF LATER THIS MONTH. AND BIG NEWS OUT TODAY ` DON McGLASHAN IS BEING WELCOMED INTO THE NEW ZEALAND MUSIC HALL OF FAME. # HOLD ON # TO YOUR LONELINESS. PLEASE WELCOME DON McGLASHAN! (APPLAUSE) CONGRATULATIONS ON THE INDUCTION. WILL YOU TURN IT DOWN? I AM WORRIED. IT SOUNDS UNCOMFORTABLE. I THINK ABDUCTION MIGHT BE BETTER. WHEN YOU ARE TAKEN UP INTO A SPACESHIP AND COME BACK WITH BODY PARTS MISSING. AT SCHOOL FOR YOU AND US. NEW ZEALAND LOVES YOU. NEW ZEALAND LOVES YOU. AND THE CHANCE TO CELEBRATE. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SONG. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DON McGLASHAN SONG? I AM WRITING MORE SONGS NOW, PARTLY BECAUSE OF KIRI AND LOU. IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WE HAVE WRITTEN 104 SONGS. IT IS BEATING ME UP IT IS BEATING ME UP. DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE ROCK 'N' ROLL MEMORY? WHEN THE FRONT LAWN WAS IN NEW YORK, WE HAD JUST OPENED IN A PLACE IN CHELSEA, AND A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER, I WAS ON THE SUBWAY, FEELING VAST LONELINESS AND ANONYMITY. AND I LOOKED ACROSS THE CARRIAGE, THE GUY OPPOSITE ME, I THOUGHT YOU DON'T KNOW ME, AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REACH THESE PEOPLE. AND I SAW ON THE BACK OF THE PAPER, A REVIEW THAT SAID FROM NEW ZEALAND, A SUPERB DUO. I STOOD UP AND GRABBED THE PAPER AND SPRINTED THROUGH THE CARRIAGE, SAYING I AM FROM NEW ZEALAND, AND THIS IS MY SHOW! I DIDN'T DO THAT. I JUST SAT THERE GRINNING. WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO JOINING IN THE HALL OF FAMER? WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO JOINING IN THE HALL OF FAME? THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE IN THERE. I WOULD RATHER NOT JOIN THEM. WHEN IT WAS JUST A SMALL HALL OF FAME, A CLOSET OF FAME, WITH THE TOPP TWINS, WELL IT WOULDN'T BE A CLOSET, WITH THE TOPP TWINS. WHEN IT HAD STRAITJACKET FITS AND RAY COLUMBUS AND THE INVADERS, IT WAS CONTAINED. IT IS VERY BIG NOW. IT HAS DIFFERENT GENRES AND COMPOSERS LIKE DOUGLAS LILBURN ALL THESE PEOPLE TO HANG OUT WITH. THE BREADTH OF NEW ZEALAND MUSIC, I AM PROUD TO BE PART OF IT. CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT TEA TOWELS? EVENTUALLY MUSIC WILL DROP AWAY, AND I WILL BE THE CEO OF A TOWEL CONGLOMERATE. THIS IS THE LATEST ONE. DON McGLASHAN'S BRIDGES AND CULVERTS OF NEW ZEALAND. STUNNING! THANKS TO APPLE, WE HAVE MADE YOU A TOWEL. JUST FOR YOU! WHAT IS THAT? IT'S KIND OF A TENOR HORN. I WAS A EUPHONIUM PLAYER. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS FROM APRA AND THE PROJECT. (APPLAUSE) HE IS GOING ON TOUR. IT'S A DANGEROUS NIGHT OF COMEDY. THEY'RE GETTING READY FOR A LIVE TELEVISED STAND-UP SHOW. WE'LL TALK WITH PAUL EGO AND MEL BRACEWELL FROM THE VENUE, NEXT ON THE PROJECT. I'M HERE WITH JADE, FROM OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE. SHE'S FROM COUNTY DOWN, SOUTH OF BELFAST. HER FAVOURITE HOBBY IS EATING. SHE'S GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT'S COMING UP. JADE, READ THAT! THANKS, JEREMY. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHICH CELEB WAS SPOTTED ON A FLIGHT SITTING IN ECONOMY. FIND OUT NEXT ON THE PROJECT. (APPLAUSE) WELCOME BACK. IF YOU COULD TAKE UNLIMTED LEAVE AT WORK, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU TAKE? A KIWI COMPANY HAS THIS POLICY. THEY'LL TELL US HOW THEIR WORKERS HAVE RESPONDED, NEXT. HERE ARE SOME STORIES MAKING HEADLINES FOR THURSDAY 24 AUGUST. TWO LONG-TIME FOOD SUPPLIERS HAVE TOLD NEWSHUB THAT THE CUT SUPERMARKETS MAKE ON THEIR PRODUCTS HAS MORE THAN DOUBLED SINCE THE 1990s. BOTH SELL DRY-PACKAGED PRODUCTS AND SAY, BACK THEN, SUPERMARKETS TOOK UP TO 15% OF THE SHELF PRICE. THE SUPPLIERS CLAIM TODAY THAT CAN BE AS MUCH AS 41%. SOME SCHOOLS AND BUSINESSES IN AMERICA HAVE BEGUN REINSTATING MASK MANDATES. HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE TRACKING THE SPREAD OF THREE NEW COVID VARIANTS, WHICH HAVE CAUSED HOSPITALISATIONS TO RISE FOR FIVE CONSECUTIVE WEEKS. HOWEVER, THOSE HOSPITAL NUMBERS ARE STILL LOWER THAN THIS TIME LAST YEAR. AND ONE BIG-NAME CELEB LIKES TO BE DOWN-TO-EARTH WHEN THEY FLY. A VIDEO SHARED ONLINE SHOWS POP SUPERSTAR BILLIE EILISH ON A FLIGHT IN REGULAR ECONOMY. IT GAINED MILLIONS OF VIEWS, WITH PEOPLE SAYING THEY WOULD FREAK OUT IF THEY WERE ON THE SAME PLANE AS SUCH A FAMOUS PERSON. BILLIE HAS PREVIOUSLY SAID SHE REFUSES TO FLY PRIVATE, BECAUSE IT ONLY ADDS TO ENVIRONMENTAL HARM. I AM SCEPTICAL. I THINK IT IS A STUNT. HER NEXT ALBUM HAS SAMPLES OF BABIES CRYING. THIS HAPPENED TO ME ON A TRIP TO AUSTRALIA. WHO DID YOU SEE? I WAS THE CELEBRITY. I COULD TELL PEOPLE WITH THINKING, THAT IS THE GUY FROM RNZ. I FLY COACH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. IT WAS YOUR SHORTS AND JANDALS. I'M APPALLED YOU CAN AFFORD A HOLIDAY. OUR TAX DOLLARS, YOU SHOULD BE STAYING HERE ALL THE TIME, LIKE A BENEFICIARY. SURELY IT'S GOOD SHE DOESN'T GO PRIVATE. BUT SURELY SHE WOULD GO BUSINESS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. MAYBE THE PLANE DIDN'T HAVE IT. THE CARBON IMPACT OF BUSINESS IS HIGHER THAN ECONOMY, SO MAYBE SHE DOES REALLY CARE ABOUT THE WORLD AND IS TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. IT WOULD TAKE A LOT TO SAY NO TO BUSINESS. YOU COULD ONLY SEE HER NOSE. IT WOULD ONLY TAKE PEELING BACK THE TINFOIL. A NEW STUDY THIS WEEK SHOWS KIWI WORKERS ARE TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THEIR ENTITLED DAYS OFF. SO ARE WE SLACKING OFF OR FINALLY GETTING THE HANG OF WORK-LIFE BALANCE? IT'S OFFICIAL ` WE'RE TAKING MORE TIME OFF THAN EVER BEFORE. HAVE A NICE DAY, YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS! EMPLOYEE ABSENCE HAS REACHED A SIX-YEAR HIGH, AS STAFF TAKE ALL OF THE LEAVE THEY'RE ENTITLED TO AND BOSSES WORK HARDER TO KEEP THEM HAPPY. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO A LITTLE THING CALLED COVID. PRIOR, THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE PEOPLE WHO WOULD TURN UP TO WORK EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT FEELING SO GOOD. HEY, MEGAN. WOW, RYAN, YOU LOOK REALLY AWFUL THIS MORNING. I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD JUST GO HOME. OH, I'M DYING ON THE INSIDE, AND I'M PROBABLY VERY CONTAGIOUS, BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE OPPOSITE, SO I DON'T HAVE TO USE A SICK DAY. IF PEOPLE DO DO THAT NOW, IT TENDS TO BE MORE FROWNED UPON. AND PEOPLE KIND OF SAY, 'LOOK, DO YOU REALLY NEED TO BE HERE?' OR IN GENERAL, EMPLOYEES ARE TENDING TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR THEMSELVES, AND THAT THEY'RE BETTER OFF TAKING THE TIME OFF TO GET BETTER, SO THAT THEY'RE ABLE TO BE REALLY PRODUCTIVE WHEN THEY ARE THERE. THE PANDEMIC ALSO GIFTED US FLEXIBLE HOURS AND WORKING FROM HOME. BUT THIS KIWI BUSINESS IS GOING ONE STEP FURTHER BY PROVIDING UNLIMITED PAID LEAVE. WE'RE A LEGAL PRACTICE MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE BASED OUT OF NEW ZEALAND, AND WE'RE A GLOBAL BUSINESS WORKING OUT OF AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, THE UK AND THE U.S. IT REALLY IS A TRUST-BASED MODEL. WE WORK WITH OUR TEAMS TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE GETTING THE THINGS DONE WHICH THEY NEED TO GET DONE AND THEN WORK WITH THEIR TEAMS TO UNDERSTAND WHEN IT'S APPROPRIATE TO TAKE LEAVE, AND WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. ONE OF MY TEAM IS OVER IN SPAIN AT THE MOMENT, COS IT WAS HIS FATHER'S 60th. THAT'S A LIFE EVENT WHICH HE NEEDS TO BE AT AND IS IMPORTANT FOR HIM AND HIS FAMILY, AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO SUPPORT THAT. SO FAR, SO DREAMY. BUT WILL IT CATCH ON? IN THE CORPORATE WORLD AND IN TECH, I THINK IT COULD TAKE HOLD MORE. THE ISSUE, OF COURSE, IS THAT A NUMBER OF EMPLOYERS MIGHT THINK THAT EMPLOYEES MIGHT ABUSE THE POLICY. AND THINK THAT THAT ABUSE IS SOMETHING THAT MAY HAPPEN IN SOME INDUSTRIES, WHERE EMPLOYEES ARE LESS EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO WORK. AT ACTIONSTEP, THE SCHEME HAS BEEN GOING FOR 18 MONTHS. AND ON AVERAGE, EMPLOYEES HAVE TAKEN ONE EXTRA WEEK OFF. WE HAD OUR BEST SALES YEAR, BEST GROWTH YEAR EVER IN THE YEAR WE WERE DOING THIS. SO IT MAKES IT A NO-BRAINER FOR US TO KEEP ON DOING THIS. THERE'S A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT WAYS WHICH YOU CAN IMPLEMENT REWARDING YOUR STAFF. THIS IS ONE WAY WHICH WE LIKE TO DO IT, AMONGST A SUITE OF OTHERS. AND I JUST ENCOURAGE EVERY BUSINESS IN NEW ZEALAND TO LOOK AT HOW THEY CAN DO THAT OR SOMETHING SIMILAR, TO BE ABLE TO MAKE THEIR STAFF BETTER. (APPLAUSE) THE BIG PANICKY HEADLINE ABOUT WORKERS TAKING MORE LEAVE, BUT THE STAT SAID THEY ARE ONLY TAKING WHAT THEY ARE ENTITLED TO. THIS IS A BAD THING? HOW DARE THEY? GOT ON THEM FOR TRYING THE EXPERIMENT. AND GOOD ON HIM FOR HAVING THAT BEAUTIFUL HAIRCUT. WE ALL GASPED. EARLIER THIS MONTH WE HEARD ABOUT DAI HENWOOD TEAMING UP WITH ANZ THIS DAFFODIL DAY TO HELP RAISE MONEY FOR THE CANCER SOCIETY, WITH A LIVE COMEDY SHOW. AND TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT. IF YOU'D LIKE TO DONATE, JUST SCAN THAT QR CODE ON YOUR SCREEN. DAI HAS GATHERED HIS COMEDIAN MATES, AND 'THE COMEDY TREATMENT' IS JUST AN HOUR AWAY FROM STARTING. TWO OF THOSE COMEDY STARS ARE WITH US NOW. PLEASE WELCOME MEL BRACEWELL AND PAUL EGO! (APPLAUSE) GUYS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING AHEAD OF THE BIG SHOW? VERY GOOD. MEL AND I ARE STOKED TO BE IN THE SAME SHOT, BECAUSE WE ARE THE SAME HEIGHT. ONE OF US WAS GOING TO APPEAR WITH DAI, BUT THE CAMERA WOULD BE GOING UP AND DOWN THE WHOLE TIME. IT IS A COMEDY SHOW WITH A DIFFERENCE. WHEN DAI CALLED, WHY DID YOU SAY YES? BECAUSE IT'S DAI, AND HE'S AWESOME. SUCH A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. IT'S NICE TO BE COMEDY FOR A GOOD CAUSE, NOT JUST SELF-INDULGENCE. I DIDN'T RECOGNISE HIS NUMBER. I AM GLAD I ANSWERED. DAI IS IN EACH OF OUR TOP 20 FRIENDS. IT IS WONDERFUL TO DO SOMETHING FOR THIS LOVELY MAN, FOR EVERYBODY GOING THROUGH CANCER. ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOUR IT IS HAPPENING ON A THURSDAY NIGHT SO DAI DOESN'T MISS THE WARRIORS GAME? THOSE RUMOURS ARE SUBSTANTIATED. TRUE. IT'S A NEW SHOW WE ARE DOING CALL THE OPPOSITE OF UNTRUTH. WE GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS THAT DON'T NEED IT. WHO IN THE LINE-UP ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING? NO ONE. WE HAVE ALL SEEN EACH OTHER HEAPS OF TIMES. WE ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMEDY, BUT IT IS FOR THE PEOPLE AT HOME. THE GIG IS SOLD OUT. NOBODY ELSE CAN GET TICKETS. THE CHANCE TO SEE THIS SHOW IS STRAIGHT AFTER SEVEN DAYS. I WAS GOING TO SAY PAUL, BUT NEVER MIND. BREAK A LEG. THANKS FOR JOINING US TONIGHT. YOU CAN WATCH 'THE COMEDY TREATMENT' TONIGHT AT 8.30PM ON THREE OR THREENOW ` AND HEAD TO THIS WEBSITE TO DONATE. IF YOU HAVE HEARD DAI'S STORY AND HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY IT, AND WANT TO CONTRIBUTE, TONIGHT IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY. IT'S TIME FOR 'BEAT THAT'. THIS WEEK WE WANT TO FIND THE BEST WEDDING DANCE. UP FIRST TONIGHT IS RUTH AND IONNA, WITH A CLASSIC GREEK ZORBA. DOESN'T THIS WEDDING LOOK FUN? ALEX AND LAURA ARE BIG SWIFTIES, SO THEY'RE DANCING TO THE SONG 'LOVER'. WOW! WHICH ONE IS THE TAYLOR SWIFT FAN? THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE TAYLOR. THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE. THOSE WERE GREAT, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BEAT OUR CARRYOVER CHAMP. IT'S CHIRON WITH THE BIG LIFT. WHAT ARE DIRTY DANCING FANS CALLED? DITTOS. IT IS SO IMPRESSIVE. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN TOP THE LEFT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN TOP THE LIFT IS BACKFLIPS, YOUR WHOLE BRIDAL PARTY TO JOIN A COORDINATED MOMENT. SOME OF YOU HAVE DONE THAT. THE GROOM RIPS OFF HIS SUIT AND IT IS JUST A THONG. OR THAT BUT IT GOES BADLY. OVER THE TOP OF THE GROOM, FACE IN THE CAKE. IF YOU CAN BEAT THAT, SEND YOUR CLIP IN TO OUR WEBSITE, AND YOU COULD BE KICKSTARTING YOUR HONEYMOON WITH A TWO-NIGHT STAY FOR TWO AT THE CANOPY CAMPING ESCAPE OF YOUR CHOICE. THERE'S MORE TO COME ON THE PROJECT. (APPLAUSE) WELCOME BACK TO THE PROJECT. BEFORE WE GO, I HAVE FOUND THE PLOT TO THE NEXT HEARTWARMING TEARJERKER DISNEY FILM ` THE BEAUTIFUL STORY OF A GIRL AND A FISH. IT'S OKAY, FISH. IT'S OK. I LOVE YOU. IT'S OK. THAT'S HOW I WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD ME AFTER A ROUGH WEEK AT WORK. IT WAS NOT OKAY FOR ME. THE FISH IS FAR FROM OK. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HANGING OUT WITH DAN CARTER. DAN CARTER HANGS OUT WITH JEREMY CORBETT AND REVEALS HE'S GOT SOME SURPRISING REGRETS ABOUT HIS LEGENDARY CAREER AS AN ALL BLACK. SEE THAT TOMORROW NIGHT. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WEIRD, DID YOU? I SMELLED HIM. THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR, CONTACT, AND THANKS TO VAUGHAN SMITH FOR JOINING US TONIGHT. 7 DAYS IS NEXT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. SEE YOU TOMORROW.