AND ON THE PROJECT ` YOU'RE CHATTING TO THE NEW PRIME MINISTER? YES, HE'S BEEN PROMISING IT FOR 41 DAYS. BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE POPCORN, BECAUSE THE NEW NEW ZEALAND GOVERNMENT IS FINALLY HERE. IT IS 2023 CATCHIEST DANCE TRACK. IT IS PROGRESSING WELL. FOR 41 DAYS THE COALITION PARTNERS HAVE BEEN MAKING SO MUCH PROGRESS, AND ALSO PUSHING THEIR AGENDAS AND VYING FOR THE TOP JOBS. AND NOTICED THE DECISION WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. THE ROLE OF DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER GOES TO... BOTH WINSTON PETERS AND DAVID SEYMOUR. WINSTON STEPPED INTO THE SADDLE UNTIL THE END OF MAY 2025, THEN DAVID WILL TAKE OVER UNTIL THE TIME IS UP. IT IS THE TERM THAT CHRISTOPHER LUXON LAST WEEK CALLED LARGELY CEREMONIAL. WINSTON WILL NAB THE FOREIGN AFFAIRS PORTFOLIO AND DAVID WILL BE THE REGULATION MINISTER, WHATEVER MATTERS. SO HOW WILL THIS BRAND-NEW GOVERNMENT REALLY BE? JOINING US FROM PARLIAMENT IS PRIME MINISTER-ELECT CHRIS LUXON. JEREMY AND I COULDN'T DECIDE WHO GOT TO ASK YOUR FIRST QUESTION, SO I'M GOING TO ASK THE FIRST HALF AND JEREMY WILL ASK THE SECOND. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? (LAUGHS) THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GENIUS IDEA. I HAVE SEEN THAT DYNAMIC BE WORKED SOMEWHERE ELSE RECENTLY. IS THIS REALLY THE BEST SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM... ...OF TWO MEN WHO BOTH WANT TO BE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER? YEAH, LOOK, IT IS. THE REALITY IS OUR CONVENTION HAS BEEN THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER IS THE LEADER OF THE COALITION PARTNER. WHAT WE HAVE DONE IS QUITE HISTORIC WITH TWO COALITION PARTNERS, AND IT IS ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE THAT THAT JOB IS DONE BY ONE FOR 18 MONTHS AND THE OTHER FOR THE OTHER 18. YOU'VE GOT THIS AGREEMENT, BUT WINSTON PETERS RENEGED ON HIS AGREEMENT WITH LABOUR. SO HOW DO YOU KNOW HE WON'T DO THAT AGAIN? WHAT IS UNIQUE HERE IS THAT NEW ZEALAND FIRST SIGNED OFF ON THE AGREEMENT THAT NATIONAL AND ACT HAVE, AN ACT SIGNED OFF ON THE AGREEMENTS THAT NATIONAL AND NEW ZEALAND FIRST HAVE. WE ARE FULLY SIGNED UP TO EACH OTHER'S POLICY PROGRAMS. HE SIGNED OFF ON LABOUR'S POLICY PROGRAM TOO, THEN CHANGED HIS MIND. I SAY WE HAVE GOOD COMMITMENT AND ALIGNMENT AROUND THE POLICY PROGRAM, AND WE UNDERSTAND WE ARE SUPPORTING EACH OTHER'S POLICY PRIORITIES. WE HAVE ALSO GOT GOOD MECHANISMS TO DEAL WITH ANY POTENTIAL CONFLICT IF AND WHEN IT ARISES. I AM VERY HAPPY WITH WHERE WE HAVE GOT TO. IS THIS A WIN FOR MMP? ACROSS THE WORLD, IF YOU GO TO EUROPE, YOU CAN HAVE FOUR OR FIVE PARTIES IN COALITION AGREEMENTS, AND THIS IS THE MATURING OF MMP IN NEW ZEALAND. I THINK THE PROCESS WE HAVE GONE THROUGH IS VERY ROBUST AND GIVES US A STRONG FOUNDATION TO GO FORWARDS. ARE YOU IN THE PRIME MINISTERS OFFICE? KNOW, I AM IN MY OLD OFFICE AND THE BOXES ARE BEING PACKED. IS ONLY FOUR OR FIVE BOXES, AND THEY WILL BE MOVED TONIGHT AND TOMORROW, AND THEN TOMORROW I COME IN TO THE PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE. WE WILL DEAL WITH THAT LATER. IT IS LOOKING A BIT SPARTAN. PRIME MINISTER-ELECT CHRIS LUXON... ...THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. THANKS SO MUCH. HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. THIS IS THE PROJECT. DAI HENWOOD IS HERE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT A CROWDPLEASER YOU ARE. DID YOU ENJOY WATCHING THE ACTION UNFOLD FROM WELLINGTON? ABSOLUTELY. I AM HEADING DOWN THERE TO DO A COALITION MYSELF WITH A FEW OTHER COMEDIANS. I HAVE HAD MY OWN WINSTON PETERS MOMENTS THOUGH. IN MY YOUNGER, MORE SALUBRIOUS YEARS, I CAME OUT OF THE PUB AND GOT IN A TAXI, AND WINSTON WAS JUST SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT. I JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND HE LOOKED AT ME. YOU KNOW HOW WHEN WINSTON IS STILL, HE LOOKS LIKE A LACQUERED STATUE. I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAB WITH A PROMINENT MAORI STATUE. WAS HE LIKE I'LL PAY THE FIRST HALF, YOU PAY THE SECOND HALF? NO. HE SAID THIS IS MY CAB, YOUNG MAN. I THINK WE ARE READY TO CRACK INTO IT. WE HAVE A FULL AUDIENCE HERE AT THE PROJECT, AND THANKS FOR WATCHING. TONIGHT, JEREMY TRIES TO BEAT THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR LONGEST TIME SPENT INSIDE A BUBBLE! WILL HE MANAGE IT? UNLIKELY, BUT IT WILL BE A FUN WATCH. THAT'S COMING UP. AND HE'S JUST BEEN NAMED THE BEST RUGBY PLAYER IN THE WORLD ` ARDIE SAVEA IS HERE TO TELL US ABOUT A NEW BOOK WRITTEN ALL ABOUT HIM, FOR KIDS. THAT'S NEXT. IT'S BLACK FRIDAY, WHICH MEANS I'VE JUST SPENT THE AFTERNOON BUYING LINEN AT BRISCOES. NOT OFTEN THEY HAVE A SALE, SO PRETTY CHUFFED TO GET A BARGAIN. ANYWAY, IT'S TIME FOR THE DAILY DOSE. FIRST UP, SLEDDING IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. JUST REMEMBER TO GRAB THE RIGHT SIZED SLED. YOU ARE OUT HERE. HE IS LAUGHING. HE IS FINE. IN THE SLEDDING WORLD THEY CALL THAT MOVE THE SCORPION. THE REST OF THE WORLD KNOWS IT AS A FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION. NEXT UP ` SIGNS. SHOULD YOU OBEY THEM? SHOULD YOU EVEN READ THEM? THERE IS A SIGN THAT SAYS DO NOT BREAK ICE INSTORE. DOWN ON THE FLOOR. I BELIEVE IN THE RETAIL WORLD THAT'S KNOWN AS A SCORPION. AND LAST UP IS A DOG WITH A VERY UNIQUE WAY OF APPROACHING A STAIRCASE. DOWNSTAIRS. COME ON. SAVES ON PAYING FOR A VASECTOMY, I GUESS. THAT WAS YOUR DAILY DOSE! HAVE TO CONFESS I HAVE SEEN JEREMY GO DOWNSTAIRS LIKE THAT, IN A PARTICULARLY LATE NIGHT IN A HOTEL IN BLENHEIM. HE'S ONE OF OUR BEST RUGBY PLAYERS, AND HE'S GOT ALL THE GONGS TO PROVE IT. BUT NOW ARDIE SAVEA IS TRYING SOMETHING NEW. LET'S COUNT THEM UP ` HE'S GOT A RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE, A RUGBY WORLD CUP... SILVER MEDAL, DAMN IT, AND LAST MONTH HE WAS NAMED BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. AND MAYBE THE HUMBLEST TOO. IT'S NICE TO GET RECOGNITION. I SEE IT AS INDIVIDUALS ARE ABLE TO SHINE BECAUSE OF THE TEAM. WHAT ELSE IS THERE LEFT TO CONQUER? MAYBE THE PUBLISHING WORLD. ARDIE'S NOW THE SUBJECT OF A BRAND NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK. THE BOOK FOCUSES ON ARDIE'S NASCENT RUGBY AMBITIONS, HIS CHALLENGES GETTING TO SATURDAY MORNING RUGBY, AND THE IMPORTANCE OF FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS. AND WHO COULD BE A BETTER EXAMPLE OF THAT THAN THE WORLD'S BEST RUGBY PLAYER? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAKE SOME NOISE FOR ARDIE SAVEA! WELCOME TO THE PROJECT, SIR, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BOOK. HAS IT PASSED THE TEST OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AUDIENCE ` YOUR OWN KIDS? YEAH. IT HAS. IT'S NICE BEING ABLE TO SIT IN BED AND READ THEM THE BOOK. SOMETIMES MY OLDEST ONE'S CORRECTING ME WITH HOW I READ, SO... (LAUGHTER) BUT NO, THEY LOVE IT. IT'S COOL. AND KIND OF INTERESTING TOO, BECAUSE THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY STRIPPED FROM YOUR OWN LIFE. CAN YOU TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD? YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY` THE SURREAL FEELING. IT'S` I GUESS THE BOOK'S ABOUT MY UPBRINGING AND THE JOURNEY I HAD. IT'S PRETTY SPECIAL, MATE. IT'S STILL PRETTY SURREAL SEEING THE PICTURES OF MY FAMILY ` MY KIDS, MUM AND DAD. NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, BUT YEAH, TRULY GRATEFUL. SO DO I TAKE IT FROM THE BOOK THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A BIT OF A MISSION EVEN GETTING TO RUGBY WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? THERE WAS A LOT OF SPORT GOING ON AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A CAR, SO MUM AND DAD TRIED EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO GET US TO THE GAMES. SO IT TOOK A VILLAGE TO HELP US. YOU KNOW, TEAM-MATES' PARENTS, AUNTIES AND UNCLES, THEY HELPED US GET TO THE GAME. SO THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL. A STRUGGLE, BUT ALSO A BLESSING AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY HUMBLE GUY. WAS IT HARD TO CONVINCE YOU TO BE INVOLVED WITH THE BOOK ABOUT YOU? UM, I KIND OF REALLY DIDN'T PROCESS IT AT THE TIME. THEY JUST SAID THEY WANTED TO WRITE A CHILDREN'S BOOK ABOUT MY JOURNEY, AND I THOUGHT, 'WHY NOT?' (CHILD SHRIEKS) SO IT WAS` SORRY, EXCUSE THE LITTLE ONE. YEAH. WHO IS THAT? WHO'S JOINING US? KO, MY YOUNGEST. MY OLDEST HAS GOT A DISCO, SO HE'S LEFT WITH ME. (LAUGHTER) YEAH. ARDIE, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT AT THE PUB. YOU'RE AT THE GYM, AND THAT'S A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. (LAUGHS) WHATEVER! NOW, WHEN YOU` I'M A BIT OF A WEAPON. NOW YOU'RE GOING OVER TO JAPAN. YOU'RE THERE ON A ONE YEAR SABBATICAL. THERE'S QUITE A KIWI CONTINGENT OVER THERE. HAVE YOU BEEN PUT IN THE GROUP CHAT YET? YEAH, NO. NOT YET. I WENT TO` I WENT TO ESCAPE SUPER RUGBY AND THE KIWI BOYS. BUT THEY'RE ALL SIGNED OVER JAPAN. SO NAH, IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD TO SEE THE LIKES, AND PLAY AGAINST RICHIE AND SHANNON AND JOINED UP WITH NGANI. SO IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. HOPEFULLY THEY DON'T SMASH ME TOO MUCH. YOU'VE GOT A WORLD CUP SILVER MEDAL, AND YOUR BROTHER JULIAN, HE HAS A GOLD MEDAL. HAS HE HELD THAT OVER YOU BY ANY CHANCE? OH, I HEAR HE ALWAYS SAYS 'YOU GOT TO WIN A WORLD CUP.' 'YOU'VE GOT TO WIN A WORLD CUP.' SO... I'VE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL SO FAR. SO... (LAUGHS) I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. ARDIE, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BOOK, AND THANKS FOR YOUR TIME TONIGHT. CHEERS, TEAM. THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER. I HAVE TO SAY, I DID NOT WANT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE IN THE INTERVIEW, BUT I HAD ONE OF MY MOST EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCES AROUND HIM. I GET RECOGNISED A BIT AROUND THE COUNTRY AT MY SON IS A MASSIVE RUGBY FAN. WE WENT TO SOME POOLS, AND THE WOMAN BEHIND THE COUNTER SAID, 'ARDIE SAVEA!' AND I SAID, NO, DAI HENWOOD. AND SHE SAID, 'NO, HE'S BEHIND YOU.' ARDIE IS A LEGEND. THIS IS SUCH A COOL BOOK. PROCEEDS OF ARDIE'S BOOK GO TO KIWI CHRISTMAS BOOKS. THEY GIVE NEW BOOKS TO FAMILIES WHO OTHERWISE CAN'T AFFORD THEM. YOU CAN PICK A COPY UP AT ANY ONE NZ STORE AROUND THE COUNTRY, AND WE'RE GIVING A SIGNED COPY AWAY ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. HEAD STRAIGHT THERE. IT'S TIME FOR BEAT THAT. THIS WEEK, WE WANT YOU TO SEE YOUR BEST TROLLS HAIRDO. HERE'S OUR CURRENT CHAMP KRYSTLE, USING HER PARTNER'S BEARD AS A TROLL DOLL. WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? OH, I SEE. AND TONIGHT THERE'S COMPETITION FROM THE FARM, THANKS TO GEORGIA. THIS IS BOB ROCKING THE TROLL LOOK. AND UP NEXT IS AMY AND SAMARA, BRINGING SOME ATTITUDE TO THE TROLLS! NEXT UP IS ADDISON, WHO'S GONE FULLY PINK. GREAT STUFF, BUT WE'VE GOT A NEW BEAT THAT CHAMPION! HERE'S BELLA, BREE, AND MAYA, WITH NOT ONLY THREE GREAT HAIRDOS, BUT A LOVELY SIGN AS WELL. THE COMMITMENT, THE FLATTERY ` THAT HAD IT ALL. CONGRATS BELLA, BREE, AND MAYA, YOU'VE WON $5000! THIS IS TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF THE NEW TROLLS FILM, WHICH IS OUT NOW. IF YOU MISSED OUT ON THAT $5000 THIS WEEK, DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE WE HAVE ANOTHER 5 GRAND TO GIVE AWAY NEXT WEEK! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW US YOUR BEST CANDY OR CHOCOLATE CREATION. THE MORE CREATIVE THE BETTER. IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE BRAND-NEW WONKA MOVIE OUT ON DECEMBER 14. ENTER ON OUR WEBSITE. WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE SEEN TODAY? WELL, I BET IT'S NOT AS FUNNY AS THE FUNNIEST WILDLIFE PHOTO OF THE YEAR. WE'LL SHOW YOU THE WINNER NEXT ON THE PROJECT. I'M HERE WITH 9-YEAR-OLD PAIGE FROM JOHANNESBURG IN SOUTH AFRICA. SHE'S IN TO DANCING. SHE'S GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT'S COMING UP, SO PAIGE, READ THAT! THANKS, JEREMY. WHAT ANIMAL WON THE FUNNIEST PHOTO COMPETITION THIS YEAR? WE'LL TELL YOU NEXT ON THE PROJECT. WELCOME BACK. YOU MIGHT THINK BUBBLES ARE JUST FOR KIDS. BUT NO, AS JEREMY FOUND OUT, BUBBLES ARE EXCITING FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ` ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CATCH ON FIRE. THAT STORY COMING UP. BUT FIRST, THE FUNNIEST WILDLIFE PHOTO OF THE YEAR HAS BEEN CROWNED. IT'S THIS SHOT OF A KANGAROO PLAYING AIR GUITAR. IT WAS TAKEN BY PHOTOGRAPHER JASON MOORE IN THE OUTER SUBURBS OF PERTH, AND BEAT OUT MORE THAN 5300 ENTRIES FROM 85 COUNTRIES TO CLAIM THE OVERALL PRIZE. OTHER NOTABLE ENTRIES WERE 'DISPUTE', FEATURING TWO BIRDS ARGUING, AND 'UNEXPECTED PLUNGE', WHICH NEEDS NO EXPLANATION. THEY ARE GREAT PHOTOS. YOU WOULD THINK KANGAROOS WOULD BE MORE INTO HIP-HOP. OH, BECAUSE THEY HOP. YEAH... NOT HELPING, DAI. IS THERE ANY POINT IN HAVING THESE COMPETITIONS? ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE AI COULD INPUT THAT. NO, THERE MUST BE RULES. I THINK A LOT OF AI ENGINES HAVE NOW PUT DIGITAL WATERMARKS IN. SO WHEN I SAW THAT PHOTO OF YOU IN SPEEDOS, WOULD I BE ABLE TO SEE THAT AS AI GENERATED? NO, BECAUSE THAT IS REAL. THIS COMPETITION GAVE US THAT PHOTO OF THE GRUMPY TURTLE FLIPPING THE BIRD. LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. I THINK THERE WAS ACTUALLY A ROAD WORKER ON MY STREET TODAY. ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IS GET MY NAME IN THE RECORD BOOKS, OUTSIDE OF MEDIA. SO THIS WEEK I SET OUT TO BREAK A WORLD RECORD. AND WHAT RECORD DID I ATTEMPT? WHY, TRYING TO SPEND THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME IN A SOAPY BUBBLE OF COURSE. I LOVE A GIANT BUBBLE. WOW. HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MR BUBBLE? JEREMY. NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU? SORRY, HOPE THAT DIDN'T TAKE TOO LONG TO PUT TOGETHER. NO, I QUITE LOVE DOING BIG BUBBLES, BECAUSE BIG BUBBLES ARE QUITE INTERESTING KIND OF BEINGS. AND I CATCH THE BIG BUBBLE AFTER I MAKE IT. SO I CATCH THE BUBBLE, AND THEN WHAT I QUITE LIKE TO DO IS BLOW LITTLE BABY BUBBLES INSIDE THE BIG BUBBLE. I DO LOVE THIS. IT'S QUITE FUN. YEAH. SO THIS IS HOW I STARTED, JUST PLAYING WITH BUBBLES AT HOME, AND SEEING WHAT'S POSSIBLE WITH THEM. AND THEN I DISCOVERED I COULD DO FIRE BUBBLES. SO ALL WE DO IS PUT A LITTLE BIT OF PROPANE GAS INSIDE A BUBBLE. WHAT HAPPENS IS IT BECOMES A FLAMMABLE BUBBLE, AND WE CAN JUST PUT IT ON FIRE. HOO! (LAUGHS) OBVIOUSLY, THEY'VE GOT THEIR LIMITATIONS, BECAUSE OF NATURE. THEY ALWAYS TRY TO BECOME SPHERE. BUT THERE'S ALSO KIND OF QUANTUM PHYSICS THEORIES THAT ARE A BIT DIFFERENT, ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH BUBBLES THESE DAYS. THERE'S A LOT OF NEW CUTTING-EDGE SCIENCE AROUND BUBBLES. THE SCIENTISTS WERE DUMBFOUNDED. IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM IS IMMERSED IN A GIANT BUBBLE. IT'S A CUBE! YOU'VE DEFIED THE LAWS OF NATURE. NATURE DOESN'T LIKE THESE STRAIGHT LINES. THAT IS FANTASTIC` OH. (LAUGHS) A LITTLE VOLCANO. IT'S A NICE SMOKY BUBBLE. THAT'S SO COOL. (LAUGHS) I WOULD SAY THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON I'VE PUT IN A BUBBLE IS PROBABLY JACINDA ARDERN. OH, REALLY? WHEN I MET HER, IT WAS JUST BEFORE SHE BECAME PRIME MINISTER. I THINK SHE ENJOYED IT BECAUSE, NOT LONG AFTER THAT, SHE PUT NEW ZEALAND IN A BUBBLE. TRUE. (LAUGHS) I ACTUALLY PUT MY WIFE IN A BUBBLE FOR 63 SECONDS. WOW. AND WE'RE IN THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD BOOK 2020. YOU CAN FIND A PHOTO OF ME THERE. 63 SECONDS. 63 SECONDS. WHAT'S THE NEAREST? NOBODY GOT EVEN CLOSE. NO? NO. ONE. TWO, THREE. THEY'VE GOT A FEW SECONDS THERE. # I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES... 62, 63, 64! (LAUGHS) VERY CLOSE, VERY CLOSE. THAT WAS FANTASTIC. THANKS SO MUCH. MY PLEASURE. THANK YOU FOR BUBBLING WITH ME. GREAT FUN. SOMETHING ABOUT BEING HUMAN THAT YOU ARE JUST ATTRACTED TO THOSE BUBBLES. WHEN YOU'RE IN THAT BUBBLE, YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW IT. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS IN THE BUBBLE. A LOT OF RUGBY LEAGUE PLAYERS LIKE BUBBLING ` IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. WERE YOU COVERED IN SOAP? YES. YOU CAN CATCH THE BUBBLE MAN ON HIS NEW ZEALAND TOUR DURING DECEMBER AND JANUARY ` CHECK OUT OUR FACEBOOK PAGE FOR WHERE HE'S HEADING. AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE LAST EVER SCENES OF NEW ZEALAND. IN WHICH I SHARE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WHICH SUM UP LIFE IN OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF COVERAGE OF RISING CRIME, BUT I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE OVERREACTING BASED ON THIS FACEBOOK POST ` 'WOULD WHOEVER TOOK THE ROCK FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR DRIVE PLEASE RETURN IT? NOT COOL'. LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO VICTIM-BLAME JANET, BUT WAS YOUR ROCK LOCKED? WAS IT INSURED? I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU HAVE THE SERIAL NUMBER. WE CAME ACROSS A SHOULDER MASSAGE SET AT THE WAREHOUSE THIS WEEK WHICH RAISED SOME QUESTIONS. QUESTION ONE ` WHAT DOES THIS PART OF THE MACHINE REMIND YOU OF? AND QUESTION TWO ` IS THERE A CLUE IN THE NAME? IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH YOUR SHITASU, PLEASE SEE YOUR DOCTOR. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE LAST EVER SCENE OF NEW ZEALAND. I SEARCHED HARD FOR A SCENE WHICH WOULD SUM UP THE DIVERSE RANGE OF PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WE'VE ENJOYED ON THIS SPECIAL SEGMENT, AND I DECIDED ON THIS ONE. IT'S A LOGO THAT'S MEANT TO LOOK LIKE A BULL, BUT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE OLD TWIG AND BERRIES, THE MEAT AND VEG, THE THREE-PIECE SET, YOU KNOW, RICHARD AND TWINS, THE CHIPMUNK CHEEKS, THE PALMY FACEMASK, THE OLD THUNDER JUNK, THE SNUFFALUFFAGUS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ` THE CRINKLY DEMONS, THE HAMILTON SNORKEL. AND THAT'S SCENES OF NEW ZEALAND FOR ANOTHER WEEK. HAMILTON SNORKEL? THERE'S MORE TO COME ON THE PROJECT. 1,299. That's a really good price for a bed. But what else could I get for that money? (WHOOSHING, DING!) Butter. SONG: # There's # Someone new... # (TV PLAYS) # And he's waiting... # (WAILS) It's melting! # For you... # I've got you, I've got you, I've got you. # Soon your heart... # (SOBS) I should've bought a bed. I wasted so much money. Excuse me. Is there anything I can help you with? No, thanks. Ah, I'll take that one. Makes sense. # Ahhh-ahhhh. # WELCOME BACK TO THE PROJECT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAUGHTER CHARLIE. HEY NEW ZEALAND, HOW YOU DOING? LET'S FIND OUT WITH FRIDAY NIGHT VIBES! THIS WEEK, A BOOK WAS RETURNED TO A U.S LIBRARY 100 YEARS OVERDUE. WE WANTED TO KNOW, WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU'VE BORROWED AND NEVER GIVEN BACK? PENS. (LAUGHS) PENS. (LAUGHS) SO MANY. I'VE NEVER GIVEN BACK A PEN. VINYL RECORD FROM ABOUT THREE DECADES AGO. PROBABLY ONE OF THE BRO'S UNDIES. IS IT POSSIBLE THEY WOULDN'T WANT THEM BACK? OH, NO, MY MATES? OH, THEY'LL WANT THEM BACK. THEY WILL WANT THEM BACK ` HOLEY OR WHATEVER, THEY'LL WANT THEM BACK. I BORROW MY MUM'S, UH... (CHUCKLES) SISTEMA CONTAINERS. CLOTHES IS PROBABLY ALWAYS THE ONE. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A NICE PIECE. (CHUCKLES) I'VE HAD LOTS OF OVERDUE BOOKS. OH, AT SCHOOL. WE LOST A BOOK AND THEN WE HAD TO PAY FOR IT. WE ALSO BORROWED SOMEONE'S DISCOUNT CARD, DIDN'T WE? OH, YES. FOR SOMETHING, WHICH WAS PROBABLY A BIT NAUGHTY. THE RULE IS, IF IT'S IN YOUR POSSESSION FOR MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS, IT JUST BECOMES YOUR PROPERTY, I THINK. CLOTHES. I'M TERRIBLE. DON'T RETURN THEM. FROM...? FRIENDS. YEAH, SHOUT OUT ADELAIDE. I'VE HAD LOTS OF PEOPLE BORROW STUFF OFF ME AND NOT RETURN IT. OH. WHAT'S THE...? LIKE TOOLS. I THINK TOOLS ARE THE BIGGEST THING. YOU'D REALLY LIKE YOUR CHAINSAW BACK. WITH THE BLADE IN ONE PIECE. IF YOU HAVE ONE OF MY BOOKS, PLEASE GET IN TOUCH. IT IS TOOLS. FOR ME IT IS WATER BLASTERS. I BORROWED THE BROTHER-IN-LAW'S WATER BLASTER AND HE GAVE ME A NEW ONE AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT, AND I STILL HAVE NOT GIVEN HIM BACK HIS. DO OPERATE THEM AT THE SAME TIME LIKE A COWBOY? HAVE YOU EVER BORROWED ANYTHING? I BORROWED A VHS OF A MOVIE PUMP UP THE VOLUME UNITED VIDEO WHICH THEN SHUT DOWN, AND I LOST THE VHS PLAYER. BUT I STILL HAVE THE VHS. WAIT FOR AN INDUSTRY TO COMPLETELY EXTINGUISH. WE SHOULD START BORROWING TVS. THAT'S IT FOR US. THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR, CONTACT, AND THANKS TO DAI HENWOOD FOR JOINING US TONIGHT.