Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2015 (WATER TRICKLES) (ECHOED WHISTLING) (WATER RUNS) (WATER SPLASHES) (WATER TRICKLES) (DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS) (HEAVY METAL MUSIC) Amsterdam, motherfucker! Whoo-hoo! Come on, let's go. Where we going? Red-light district. I call it sneepur. Let's go. Did we come to Europe just to smoke pot? Hey, I came from Iceland, man. What if we did? We did that every day in college. Why not check out a museum? You're right. We'll go to a museum. How about the Hemp Museum? (COUGHING) Oli proudly presents... ...Isabella! She's cute. But, er, we can't rail a girl who's in a coma. I think that's illegal even in Amsterdam. I'm just warming up, man. Fucking Oli. Icelandic. Oh, God! How are you? (THICK ACCENT) You want to get stoned? This will fuck you up. (LAUGHTER, BUBBLING) (BARMAN) This is good Amsterdam shit. (COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) That's the shit right there, dude. Trust me. (LAUGHS) (COUGHS) Yeah! It's all good, bro. Yeah, dude! Smoke it! Oh, dude! Are there any Dutch in Amsterdam? (DANCE MUSIC) Alright, this is my friend, Josh. Oh, hello. Hi. Mmm! Oh. Oh. Hey. You guys want another round? Yes, OK. Yeah? Um... (LAUGHS) We will be right back. (BOTH GIGGLE) Well, but... What are you doing? What? Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait. There's a guy. Why don't you go over and have fanny-pack sex with him and jizz over each other's storage compartments? I can't put my passport in my pocket cos it chafes my thighs! Alright? Yeah. Where's Oli? (GASPING) (SHE GASPS) He's a fucking genius! Sneepur alert, three o'clock. Ah, she smokes. Dude, it's Europe. Every fucking chick smokes. Don't be a pussy. (LAUGHS) You are so easy sometimes! The power of the pack is yours. I'm on it. (SHOUTS IN DUTCH) Oh, I'm sorry. (RANTS IN DUTCH) I know. I don't even speak Dutch. I'm sorry. (RANTS IN DUTCH) Get off me, you fucking faggot-ass elf! Fuck off! Hey, what the fuck? Hey! Come on! (ALL SHOUT, CHEER) Get your hands off! Hey, I'm an American! I got rights! Get the fuck out! Your fucking club sucks ass, bro. Fuck you! Let's get out of here, bro. Fuck you. I don't know why you are waiting. It's a fucking fag fest in there. Wall to wall fucking cock. You need one of these to get in, bro. Sorry. That shit was classic! He was gonna throw down with a 400lb Dutchman! I'm fucking awesome! (ALL LAUGH) I don't fucking know! I thought you were a Jew, man, but this guy is a fucking Israeli! You are a fucking Israeli! Oh, God! I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fucking hog. Look at that one. Hey, guys. I think she likes me. Oh, look at that. Josh, my gift to you, man. Paying to do what you want to someone isn't a turn-on. How'll you get over your chick if you don't bang some new pussy? I'm not letting you go home without getting some Euro chick. I don't have to pay for it! Hey, come on, I'm paying, man. (WOMAN GASPS) (WOMAN MOANS) (LAUGHTER) (SLAPPING, SCREAMING) Hey. (SLAPPING, SCREAMING CONTINUES) Are you OK? (WOMAN GASPS) Hello? (WOMAN SCREAMS) Hello? Hey, close the door! You watch, you pay! I'm sorry. Jesus! You're up, slugger. Oh, man. I'm fucking, I'm tired, man. I can, like, barely stand up. Josh, you wanna be a fucking writer? How about some life experience right there in that room? (SLAPPING, SCREAMING) Whoa! What do we have in here? I said you watch, you pay. I pay. I pay, man. Come on. Hey. Come. Sit. Your friends are so funny. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Um... You can wash over here, by sink. It was fine. What do you mean, fine? That bitch had the best tits in Amsterdam. It was fine. It was... whatever. (RATTLING) (RANTS INCOHERENTLY) What was that?! (LAUGHS) OK. It's fucking after curfew. Curfew? What are we, 13? Let us the fuck in! We're freezing our balls off! (BANGING) We paid to stay here. They can't just lock us out. That's bullshit. Hello? Open the fucking door. Halt's Maul! Wir versuchen zu schlafen! Offne die Tur. Wir haben nur 'n Zimmer! What did you tell him? He just told him to let us in. Ruhe, du Scheisshunde! Offne die Tur! Shut up! Whoa! Jesus! Fuck, man! Shut up, you fucking Americans! Hey, I know what to do. # Guten Abend, gute Nacht # Mit Rosen... # (GLASS SMASHES) Hey! Guys. Up here. Climb quickly. Come on! (SIRENS WAIL, GLASS SMASHES) (RADIO PLAYS) Thanks, friend. (SHE MOANS) Hey, guys. (SHE MOANS) Oh, don't mind them. They're so fucked up they don't know what planet they are on. Thanks, bro. It's no problem. Not everyone wants to kill Americans. OK. I'm Paxton. Alexei. But call me Alex. What's up, Alex? This is Josh and Oli. (LAUGHS) Guys, this is fucking awesome, man! I am the first in line for sneepur! Sneepur? Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit". Clitoris or clit-oris. However you want to say that. Women have it. Um,... it's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs. Yeah. Very good. Sneepur in Iceland. Yeah. Come on, guys. Have a seat. (SHE MOANS) Where you travel to? We started in Paris, which is where we met this drifter. We went all over France and then Switzerland, Belgium, and now we're in Amsterdam. Kinda over Amsterdam, way too many Americans. Oli's got a friend with a flat in Barcelona. He's supposed to hook us up with some hot-ass senoritas. Looking for girls? (BOTH) Yeah. So talk to Alex. He open up the pussy all over the Europe. I can help you. Oh, shit. Alex is a pimp, apparently. Um, thanks, bro, but I think we'll be OK. Yeah. Good. You looking for girls like this? Who the hell are these girls? You have to go east, my friend. This is where the best girls are. The best. Yeah, how far east? You can go as far as Ukraine. Around Odessa. Oh, shit! These girls I met at this hostel in Slovakia, just outside Bratislava. The girls there are so hot you cannot believe it. And they love anyone foreign. Especially American. They hear your accent, they fuck you. So, wait, this place is near Bratislava? Josh,... you won't find this hostel in any guide book. Barcelona,... so many Americans, but Slovakia, no one there. There is so much pussy and because of the war there are no guys. You go to this hostel, you will have any girl you want. They go crazy for any foreigner. You just take them. (BEEPING) (SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) Oh, fuck, man! Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for two seconds? Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you, man. My Viking balls, too. OK, stop! (SPEAKS DUTCH) Jaha, ik hou van jou. Papa houdt van jou. Ja. Dag. (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry. My daughter. She miss her daddy. Daddy miss her. No problem, dude. It's cool. Saskia. Mmm, cute. She's adorable. She's a little cutie, yeah. This is Svanhildur, my daughter. Oh. Very pretty. She's six. She's starting school this year. Um, wait, you have a daughter? Of course, my horse. I was married for eight years. (CHUCKLES) OK. Alright. You are on vacation? Yeah. We're backpacking. Next stop is Bratislava. (WHISTLES) (CHUCKLES) What? Slovakia! (LAUGHS) Ah, you will like it. Casino. Girls. Hmm? You can pay to do anything. Anything. How are the girls? (LAUGHS) Very beautiful. They will love you. A handsome American like you. (ALL CHUCKLE) Handsome devil. He is handsome. (LAUGHS) Yes! That's... that's awkward. That's awkward. (LAUGHS) That's... awkward,... too. You need a fork there, chief? No, no, no. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think, "This is something who gave its life so I would not go hungry." I like to have a connection with something that died for me. I appreciate it more. Well, I'm vegetarian. And I am a meat eater. It's human nature. Well, I'm human and it's not in my nature. Tell me,... what is your nature? Whoa! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me! I'm sorry. Excuse me. Fucking freak! Jesus! (BOTH LAUGH) Edward Saladhands just groped Josh! (LAUGHS) Dude, you finally hooked up. That's awesome. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious (!) (TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT) Or we can visit some factories. Should be cool. In this area,... (LAUGHS) we make all plastic for Slovakia. (LAUGHS) Is that so? Ah! Look at this! Whoo-hoo! We're here! (ALL CHATTER) (ALL LAUGH) OK. Nice, eh? Is this a fucking hostel?! Look at the paintings, man. Holy shit! (WOMEN SPEAK JAPANESE) (WOMEN GIGGLE) You can have them, man. I'm too scared. (TV DUBBED IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Hey! The party has arrived! You are saved from boredom. Let me guess. You must be... "The King of the Swing." "The King of the Swing"? Yeah, of course, my horse. He doesn't get out of his cage much. I can see that. Here are your keys. Leave your passports at the desk. That was taken when I was, like, 13. I was kinda husky. Not any more, though. Do you have any private rooms? We're probably gonna need 'em. The rooms are semi-private. So, you will have roommates. Roommates, huh? That's gay. Yeah. (WOMEN LAUGH, CHATTER) Whoa! Sorry. Oh my God! It's OK. The room is yours. We're going to the spa. You should come. Spa! (ALL LAUGH) Jugs! Hey! Hello! Jesus! Hi. Hi. How ya doing? (CHUCKLES) I'm so happy I shaved my balls. (ALL LAUGH) What? I have the smoothest balls in Iceland. You wanna see? No, no! No! I'm good, I'm good! Put your anteater away. It's creepy! (LAUGHS) You're not from Iceland, no? No. Fuck, no! American. Yeah. Unlike him I had my foreskin removed at birth. Hygiene and... Am I talking? I'm Josh. (LAUGHS) Natalya. And this is Svetlana. Hi. Hi. I'm Paxton. And, er, this is Oli. The King of the Swing. (SQUEAKY VOICE) Hello, girls! (BOTH LAUGH) It's the ass. Never gets old. So, er, where are you girls from? I'm from Italy but my parents are Russian. Prague. Oh, yeah. Prague's cool. Kafka. So, Natalya. Yeah? You're Russian, eh? Mmm-hmm. (SINGS IN RUSSIAN) (BOTH SING IN RUSSIAN) (BOTH LAUGH) Hey! (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC) (COUNTRY MUSIC) I was a senior, she was a junior, then I graduated. It was weird. So,... I mean, I'm totally over it. It's, you know, it's cool. It's OK. Look, Vala is here. Who? Vala from front desk. Vala! Alright, Oli! Hey, I told you, man, I'm the King of the Swing! Come, let's dance. Does the cigarette bother you? Uh, no. It's... I'll put it away. It's fine. I um... I'm gonna go get some fresh air. Uh,... but I'll be back. OK. (COUGHS) (INHALES DEEPLY) (FOOTSTEPS) Cigarette! Cigarette. Aren't you a little young? Dollar! What? Dollar! (GLASS SMASHES) Dollar! Here you go! (COINS TINKLE) Here children commit the most crime. They don't care. They will attack anyone. You're OK? Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Hey, let me buy you a drink. Yeah? Yeah. Hey! Josh! Hey! Faggot! Go with your friends. It's OK. I wanted to say sorry about earlier, about the way I reacted. Are we cool? I would have done the same thing at your age. It's not easy, but, from my experience,... ...choosing to have a family was the right choice for me. Now I have my little girl who means more to me than anything in the world. But you should do... whatever's right for you. Excuse me, it's my turn now. Keep going. It's OK. Yeah, baby! Let's go! (LAUGHS) Stop! Alright! (ALL SHOUT) We go to spa! Spa, spa, spa! Being dirty but getting clean! Bye. (SIGHS) . Mission accomplished. You know that Amsterdam kid with the thing on his lip, I'm gonna send him a really nice thank-you note. Shh. Be quiet. (WATER SPLASHES, WOMEN CHATTER) They're showering together! (LAUGHS) Oh, shit, man! We're never leaving here. I guess Oli's not back yet. He probably took that Dutch girl home. We'll see him at breakfast. (CHATTER) What the name? Oli Erickson. 237. (TV PLAYS) How are we supposed to understand this without subtitles? Fucking gay! Yeah, he checked out this morning. He took his passport to go out? No, he checked out this morning. When this morning? I don't know exact time. I could find out tomorrow. Hey, Oli, it's Pax. Are you still with that chick? Can I leave a note? OK, cool, yeah. Right. He's probably with Vala. When she call me back, I call you. OK? OK. See you later, right? Yeah. Bye. Oli. Hey, it's me again. Uh, we're gonna go into town. So, call us. You're gay. Got voicemail again. Hey! Hey! Hey! Your friend! (PANTS) What the hell? Your friend, my friend. What does that say? Sayonara. Your friend. What, they left? Together? That doesn't make any sense. Oli doesn't even like Asian girls. No offence, but when did she send this to you? This picture. Today? Could you do me a favour and send the picture to my phone? This picture. That water looks fucking cold. You fell in, you'd die in 90 seconds. Did I tell you I saw a girl drown when I was eight? Where? Lake Michigan. It was... fucked up, man. This little girl, probably four or five. We made eye contact, which was the weird thing, you know, and she was yelling for me to help her. Yeah. What did you do? I ran to the lifeguard who was busy talking to her boyfriend at the time. And I yelled, "There's this girl drowning!" She couldn't see her and probably thought I was making it up. And then a second later all you could hear was this fucking screaming. It was that little girl's mother, dude. The kid was dead. Jesus! I had nightmares for years after. I'd wake up every fucking night hearing that mother scream. I just... I just felt like I could have done more to save that girl. You did the right thing. It could have been a double drowning. I didn't see it that way then. All I knew was that this little girl was dead and her mother's life was ruined. What makes you think of this now? Bubble gum! Sorry, kid. No, give him some. Here. What are you doing?! These fucking kids are dangerous. Hey! Oli! Hey, Oli! Hey! Are you fucking with me? Hey! Hey! Hey, Oli! Hey, Oli! It's your lucky day, Josh. A museum. (SCREAMING OVER SPEAKER) (EVIL LAUGHTER) How's it hanging? Argh! What the fuck?! (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah, it's hilarious! OK. Hey, Oli! Hey, Oli! Hey! Hey! Excuse me? I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Well, I'm not. Where'd you get that jacket? I'm talking to you, man. Get your fucking hands off me! This is my jacket. (CHURCH BELL) (BEEPING) It's from Oli. "I go home"? (EERIE WHISTLING) (FOOTSTEPS) (PHONE RINGS) (WOMAN SOBS) (WOMAN CRIES OUT) "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "(MAN'S VOICE)" I don't know. Maybe his battery died. Hey, Kana, when are you leaving? Uh... sorry. When are you going away? Ah. Uh... tomorrow. I go. OK, cos we may go, too. Do you want to go to the train with us? To the, you know, train station. Hai. Uh, tomorrow. Train. Yeah, yeah. (CHATTER, LAUGHTER) Hello, Josh! Hey. Hey. Come. We go for disco? Actually, I just wanna find my friend and get the fuck out of here. OK. We'll see you. Hey, guys, hold up a sec. We'll be right out. OK. Josh, come here. Yeah. What? It's not their fault Oli disappeared so stop acting like it is. I'm annoyed he ditched us! Me too, but we're not in America. People meet each other then split without saying shit. That's how they do it here. As well as we think we know Oli, we don't. He could have gone somewhere with that girl. Maybe he's in Iceland. He's got a daughter. Look at our options. We can fuck these girls for one more night and then head to Barcelona or not fuck 'em and head to Barcelona. Think about it. When I'm studying for the bar, and you're writing your thesis, this is the shit we'll think about. OK. Alright. If he doesn't show up, his problem. It's his problem. Alright. (LAUGHS) Alright. Hey, Kana, you wanna go to the disco with us? You know, disco dancing? No? # "Treti Galaxie" - Michal David and Kroky Frantiska Janecka Josh? I'm gonna go back. Are you OK? I'm, like,... I'm tired. Actually, I have, like, a headache. If you want, I go with you. No, no, no. I'll just see you back at the room. Goodbye. (INAUDIBLE CHATTER) Josh! (GROANS) Vala. You don't look well. No, I... Here, let me help you. I feel, Uh,... sick. (HE MUMBLES) Oh, shit. Where is... Oli? Shh. You need rest. . (BOTH SPEAK IN FOREIGN TONGUE) Where's the rest room? Past the bar in the back. You guys cool? Vodka Red Bull. Vodka Red Bull, danke. Bitte. Oh. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Ja. (VOICES DISTORT) Hey! Hey! (MUSIC BLARES, PAXTON SHOUTS) Open the door! (WATER DRIPS) (PANTING) Oh, fuck! (PANTS) What the fuck?! (PANTS) (DOOR CLANGS) What the fuck? (RATTLING) (WHIMPERS) What? Who... who are you? Where the fuck am I?! What the fuck is this shit?! (SOBS) Come on! Please! Please! Fuck! Please! I didn't fucking do shit to you! What the fuck?! Oh. Please! Please! Please, no! Sir! Please! Fuck! Stop! Please! What the fuck? Please let me out. I didn't fucking do anything! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! (SOBS) (WAILS) What the fuck is this?! What?! No! No, please, don't! (BABBLES) No! No! (DRILL WHIRRS) Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God! Oh, my God! No, no, no, no! Oh, please! What the fuck?! No, no, no, no! Fucking no! (SCREAMS) (DRILLING, JOSH SCREAMS) (SCREAMING STOPS) (WHIMPERS) (JOSH SPLUTTERS) (JOSH COUGHS) You! Why?! I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards wouldn't pass me. Can you guess why? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! (WHIMPERS) You see? So, I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things, you sell them, you make money, you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon,... he holds the very essence of life in his hands. Your life. He touches it. Oh, no, no, no! He has a relationship with it. He's part of it. Please. Please. Just let me go. Please! You want to go? Is that what you want? (WHIMPERS) (SLITTING NOISE) Argh! No! (SCREAMS) Argh! You are free to go. (WHISTLES CHEERILY) (BONE CRACKS, SCREAMS) (SOBS) Oh, no! Fuck! No! No! (SCREAMS) Please. I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times! Two times, whatever you want! Pay me?! Yes! No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying them. (SCREAMS) (MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN TONGUE) Relax. Relax, bro. Oh, shit! (SIGHS) 237, please. 237. Didn't you check out? No, not yet. Not yet? This your bag? Yeah. The maid brought it here. You checked out. I didn't check out. It says. It happened this morning. This is bullshit! Somebody leave a note? Cos I didn't fucking check out. No, man. Just this bag. If it's a mistake... Well, yeah, it's a mistake. We need a room. Chill out, man. You're on vacation. 237. Was there a Japanese girl waiting in the lobby for somebody? No. I think they left this morning. Yeah. OK. I'm sorry, dude. (WOMEN LAUGH) I'm sorry. Excuse me. It's OK. We are going to the spa. You will join us? You should come. Josh, call me as soon as you get this, man. I got locked in that club. Um... I'm at the hostel. < (ENGINE STARTS) Svetlana! Svetlana! Hey! (CHILDREN SHOUT) Fucker! (CHOKES) Jesus! Wait at hostel for your friends. They will look for you there. Yeah, I know. But see, my friend, Josh, is the kinda guy who... He just wouldn't check out without leaving a note, you know. He's the responsible one. Yeah, but maybe he worried his belongings get stolen, so he take them when he go out. Someone misplace if he leaves note. It is not uncommon. Yeah, well, is there anything else that I can do? There's nothing right now. We have his picture. If we see him or he's picked up or something happens, we contact you at hostel. Yeah? OK. (LAUGHS) Where are you from? California. Oh. You are so far from home. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (MUSIC CONTINUES) . (MUSIC PLAYS) (WOMEN WHISPER) Oh, Paxton. Come, have a drink. Hello, Mr American. Did you get my messages? Which one? There are so many. I called you back, but... a child answered. Yeah, I know. Have you seen Josh? (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN TONGUE) In English, please. He's with your friend, "The King of the Swing." He's with Oli? Why you leave last night? Did you not listen to my messages? I got locked in a storage room. I don't know, I got sick and passed out. (ALL SNIGGER, CHATTER) What? She said you met another girl. Where are my friends?! The art show. You mean, like, a museum? No, no, no, no, no. Not the museum. They went, how you say, for artist. Exhibit. Exhibit. For artist. No, that doesn't make any sense. Why? What is wrong? They didn't leave a note. They didn't call or do anything. They tell us to tell you. Yeah, but I tried calling them. Their phone battery die. They do not have, how you say, for electricity? Converter. OK, whatever. Where is this art show because I wanna go? Have a drink. I don't want a drink, alright? I wanna see some art, OK? So, can we go? (MUTTERS) What, you're not going? I've seen this show. You want gum? No. (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN TONGUE) Too bad for you. Ah, we are here. Are you coming or what? Excuse me. Uh... excuse me. How is it in there? Be careful. Why's that? You could spend all your money... in there. (RADIO PLAYS) How much is it? For you, free. There. That's the show? Yes. (GIGGLES) What?! Nothing. You're so serious, Mr Serious American. (WHISTLING) (WHISTLES) (WHIMPERS) (LAUGHS) You fucking whore! (LAUGHS) You fucking bitch! You fucking bitch! I got a lot of money for you. And that make you my bitch. (LAUGHS) What the fuck?! Get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off! Get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off me! Help! (SCRAPING) (MAN SCREAMS) (CLATTERING) (WOMAN SCREAMS) (MAN SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) (GRUNTS) (PANTING) (DOOR UNLOCKS) Talk. Talk. Speak. What the fuck do you want me to say? American. No. No! No, wait! I'm not fucking American! I'm a... I'm not fucking... Look at me! I'm not fucking American! American. (SOBS) Please! What the fuck is this?! (MAN) Shh. Still. Just let me go. Please! (SOBS) I promise I won't tell anybody. Just, please,... let me go. (SOBS) (CLATTERING) No! (METAL SNAPS) No, don't! Don't. Please, don't! (METAL SNAPS) No, please! God! (SOBS) (SCREAMS) (SOBS) (SOBS) (SOBS) (WHEEZES) (SCREAMS) Oh, please, stop! Please, stop it! Please, stop it! (WHEEZES) I know you don't wanna do this. Please, don't do this! Genug. Sprech nicht mehr! (SOBS) Wenn du mich totest, wird es dein Leben zerstoren. Jedesmal, wenn du deine Augen schliesst, wirst du mich sehen. Ich werde jede Nacht in deinen Albtraeumen sein. (WHEEZES) Dann kannst du sehen, ich werde es zerstoren. Ah! (SOBS) Wachter! Wachter! (SOBS) (MUFFLED SOBBING) (SOBS) (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) (SPLUTTERS) (GASPS) (GASPS) (GASPS, COUGHS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) (SCREAMS) (PANTS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) (SCREAMS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) "(PORN JAZZ MUSIC)" Wachter! (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) Fuck! (DOOR CREAKS) (DOOR CREAKS) (FOOTSTEPS) (BANGING) (DOOR CREAKS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) (KLAXON ALARM BLARES) (ALARM BLARES) (ALARM BLARES) (AXE BANGS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) (ALARM BLARES) (MEN SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Oh, shit! (GROANS) (CHAINSAW WHIRRS) (SPEAKS IN A FOREIGN TONGUE) What the fuck?! What do you think? How do I look? I feel like a butcher or a surgeon or some shit, know what I mean? I feel so fucking ridiculous in this thing. I guess you need it, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah. I'll tell ya some... Whoa. Uh... Excuse me. Wait a sec. How was it? Good. Goddamn, motherfucker. For this money, it better be. Shit. What did you go for, a local? What, European? American. An Amer... Ain't that a bitch! Big spender, I fucking... I'd love it! I just fucking love that shit. You know what they got for me? They lined up something real special. I've waited a week for this. For 50 grand, she better be worth it. It's supposed to be real, it's supposed to be a real rush. They told me it's like a real fucking rush, right? Come here. I've been all over the world. I've been everywhere. And the bottom line is... pussy's pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. I fucked a girl two days ago. Don't remember the colour of her tits. But this... this is something you never forget. Right? Right? Never. Never. Right. Let me show you something. This is pretty sweet. What do you think? Come on, let me see yours. Come on, let me see yours! We're all in the same club. (BANGING) I'll be out in a second. Can I ask you something personal? Do you mind? How did you do it? I mean, did you do it real slow? Or did you just... get it over with right away? This is why I asked for the gun cos I wanted to fucking do it quick. I wanted to just get it over with, but now I'm thinking maybe not, cos I wanna fucking feel that shit. So I'm thinking... What do you think I should do? Make it quick. Make it quick? Yes. Y-Yeah, that's, no! Fuck that shit. Fuck this! Too fucking American. I'm going fucking old school. Who wants this motherfucker? Who wants this shit? Come on, motherfucker! Bring it! (WOMAN SCREAMS) (WOMAN SCREAMS IN JAPANESE) (WOMAN SCREAMS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) (WOMAN SHOUTS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) Hey, buddy, get your own fucking room, I paid for this. Please! No! What, are you fucking deaf? (CRIES) I don't... I don't understand what you're saying. What? (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold still, hold still. Fuck! Oh, God! (SCREAMS) God! No! Shhhh. No! I'm sorry. No! (SCREAMS) (SHRIEKS) (RADIO CHATTER) (MEN SHOUT) (SOBS) We're gonna get the fuck outta here, Kana! (HORN BLARES) Move this fucking truck! (HORN BLARES) (BOTH ARGUE IN FOREIGN TONGUE) (GASPS) (SHOUTING) (GASPS) (HORN BEEPS) (HORN BLARES) (HORN BLARES) (SHOUTS) (SHOUTS) (ALL YELL) Fuck! (HORN BEEPS) We're almost there. (SCREAMING) Oh my God! Oh, no! Fuck. (SHOUTING) Kana. Come here. No. No, Kana. Kana. No. Kana! (DUTCH BUSINESSMAN) No, thank you, I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think, "This is something who gave its life so I would not go hungry." I like to have a connection with something that died for me. (LOCK CLICKS) Oh, Jesus. (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) (GASPS) (SCREAMS) No, please. (GAGS) IMS Subtitles www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2015 I got a lot of money for you, and that make you my bitch. (LAUGHS)