1 (RUMBLING/SCREAMING) Hello, everyone! We wanna welcome a special guest to our park today. The president's daughter! (CAMERAS CLICK) Hello, Alexandra, Where's your father? He'll be here. I'll make sure of it. Well, hey, little Miss First Lady! I'm Big Hugh Winks, owner of this fine establishment. Ready to ride the ride and shrill to the spills and chills? Yes, I am! Right this way! Of course, right behind me the world-famous Whipper Snapper. Guaranteed to make a grown man howl like a cub wolf at weaning time. Over on our left... ..the Nerve Wracker. Oh, painful! But fun. On your other left is, er, well, my personal favourite. The Vomit. Now, I tell people not to ride it on a full stomach, but you know folks. They just don't listen. 'Bleugh!' But why bother with any of those? You're here for my latest and greatest. For your personal amusement and complete gratification, I humbly offer... ..The Juggler! But is it fast? (LAUGHS) Is it fast? Well, let's see, shall we? The riders are strapped into the bubble. The hydro-bar lifts the bubble high into the air. (EVIL LAUGHTER) Spins it as fast as the United States government will allow. (ALL) Whoa! The bubble spins, turns, flips and bounces. (ALL SCREAM) And then... ..it juggles you. Whoa! I wanna go on! I thought so. The override precautions are top notch, modified by yours truly. I thought her father was supposed to be here. The President has more pressing business than to spend a Sunday in a theme park. No-one's that busy. Have fun, kid. We'll take it a little slow. Just make it fun. (EVIL LAUGHTER) (BEEPING) Mm-hm! Can't you get her down? Somebody's jammed the override. Why, that little troublemaker! Remain calm! Secret service! Everything is under control! There's nothing we can do, sir. What? Our weight prevents us from ascending the shaky precipice. She'll fall. Don't we have any smaller agents? Bring me Agents SK1 and SK2. Coming through, coming through. We're ready. Use this, the latest gear. Do we get to keep them afterwards? N-No! Yes, of course! Let's rock! Are you sure they can handle this? If not, there are two others who can. Bring me Agents SK3 and SK4 as back-up. We got company. Gary and Gerti! What are they doing here? Excuse me, there, sport. Where did you get that? Latest in electro-riser technology. Composite materials in araneology. I can see you don't know what I'm talking about. Gary, this is my rescue! We'll take it from here. Latest gear, my butt! No! No! You'll just make it worse! (CLUNKING) (SCREAMING) Now you done it. Over here! Get away from me! Alexandra! Take my hand! Back off! I want my father to come up here and get me! But he's the President of the United States! No, he's my father! He was my father before he became President, he's still my father now! I want HIM here! Sir, we have a situation. (She's got the Transmooker.) This is now a code-red situation. Get her down now! You and your father need to have a talk. Up here may not be the best place. Come with me and I promise the two of you will have that talk. How can you promise that? I'm Level 2. I can order him to talk to me. Hi, Gerti. What you doing? Trying to stop the ride. Without disengaging the access? Yes. Then stop. You see, the ride is designed to work like a giant magnet. If you reverse the polarisation, bye-bye, President's daughter. See you round. Wait! I took this from my father's office this morning. I'm sure he'll want it back. Careful! Look, Cortez, you take her down and I'll take this down. That way we both look good. I'm not doing this for looks, Gary. Thank goodness you're alright, Alexandra. I was worried sick. Oh, boys! I think this is what you're looking for. She swiped it from the President. You're in big trouble this time! Wait a minute! I promised her she could talk to her father! She'll talk to him alright, we'll make sure of that! Promise me one thing. What? No more rinky-dink assignments. So, you want the Ukata assignment, huh? Your duties are assigned to you by the Agency. Same as me. I know. But we've learned so much. Juni and I are capable of bigger assignments. That's not your decision. Spykids is new. If you're a Level 3 or even a Level 2 you cannot go on a mission alone. You need more experience. Come on. OK, Mom, to find top-secret information, just go straight to the source. How did you do that? You can't do that! There is no hacking in this household! Sorry. Show me that again. I know this hair thing is one of my weakest points. But we're gonna get it... (CREAKING) ...to look cool. In fact, you're looking cool already, like me. Like Pappy. And it's kind of emotional to me, you know? Uh-oh! A knot! We are gonna.... (CREAKING) Ah-hah! Ah-hah! We got it. That's my boy. Last touch. You want me to tie it for you? No, it's OK. Ralph can do it. Bow tie, Ralph. And not too tight. Thanks, Ralph. Interesting. But he can never ever... replace... me. Pow! Not yet. But I think that new upgrade comes in next week. Mm-hm. Oh. Only joking. Ah, he-e-e-e-y! Kids, kids, kids! Kids, ki... Joking? Thank you. OK, remember, kids, this is a very important night for your father. If he's named Director of the OSS, be sure to stand up, give him a big hug, alright? What if Dad doesn't win? Then, give him a bigger hug. (SPEAKS JAPANESE) Oh, Miao Yin, Wae Ling, this is Danielle and Dion Duke. Hello. They created Infolink, an online trading system for swapping secrets. Oh, hey. Hello. Champagne? Can't have any of that. Sorry. Something doesn't feel right. No wonder. Your buddy's here with the weird laugh. He does not have a weird laugh! We were just talking about you. Really? (HIGH-PITCHED WHINE) Wow! You look great, Carmen. You wanna dance? Sure. I don't think that's a good idea, Gary. You need to ask my dad's permission. Have that suit tailored, Juni, it's bunching up around your gut. It makes your head look way too big. Excuse my little brother. He's still a little upset about the juggler incident. A good agent controls his temper. Be glad my dad isn't here. He gets psycho about this sort of thing. Hi, Dad! Um, you remember Gary? He's in our organisation. I was just asking your daughter for a dance. You know how to dance? Fairly well, sir. What kind of dances? All types. Tango? Yes. Mambo? Fairly well. Rumba? Yes. Cha-cha-cha? Seven steps. Passa Doble? Merengue? Of course. What about waltz? Yeah, I can waltz. Show me. Right. (BOTH LAUGH) Something like that. Right. You can go to dance. Watch your sister. Alexandra? Yes? What are you doing in there? Dancing. Do you always carry this many Secret Service around? My dad's idea. He's gotten a little... paranoid. Well,... would you dance... with me? No. Alright, hold on a second, guys! Level 2! Break it up! Why not? I only dance... ballet. What an incredible coincidence. So do I. Well, Juni, I must say you're a man of many talents. One tries. Er, could you find your seats? We're ready to start. I must go. "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States." Thank you. I'm proud of the OSS, and their newly-formed Spykids Division, for their accomplishments yesterday. Gary and Gerti Giggles not only saved my daughter,... What is he talking about? I saved her! ...but more importantly, if not most importantly, they safely retrieved the Transmooker device, that my daughter accidentally took from my office earlier that day. Now it's my pleasure to announce the new Director of the OSS. Gregor... Donnagon Giggles! Gary and Gerti Giggles are the agents we need to turn the OSS around. I am proud to award them these Level 1 badges, (ALL GASP) which will enable them to take on real missions. Something challenging like the Ukata assignment. Yes! I wanted that assignment! This is so unfair! I am proud to claim them as our organisation's top Spykid operatives! Something's not right. I am also proud to claim them, of course, as my children. This is all wrong! To our Spykids! (ALL) To our Spykids! To our Spykids. (ALL GROAN) (SNORES) Sleepers. They're after the Transmooker device! (CRACKING) Take 'em down! (ALL SHOUT) (BUZZES) Get off, squirt! Give me that back! (RUMBLING) (RUMBLING CONTINUES) Alright? Yeah. Juni, get off him! No, no! They took the Transmooker device! They took the Transmooker device! (CROWD MURMURS) Hey. 1 PA: Could the following Spykid cadets please report to the psychi ability seminar,... I had the Transmooker in my hand, but, you know, Juni, he wanted to claim it for himself. OK, that should do it. Thanks. OK. If that Transmooker device falls into the wrong hands, we're doomed! Thank you, Mr President, that'll be all. We're doomed! Understood, sir. "Now the return of Floop's Fooglie." "Starring Minion." (SIGHS) Thanks. I was fired. I know. I hacked into the OSS data files and saw the news. It's probably my fault, I suppose. I'm sorry. Well, I guess that's that. Let's go to the tree house. I got an idea. I guess I could always set up a small detective agency here or something. You're thinking small again, Juni. The old tree house. Needs another helicopter pad. It needs a paint job, is what it needs. Your name? Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez. Your name? Juni Rocket Racer Rebel Cortez. (RUMBLING) You know, I'm kind of looking forward to retirement. Get back to all the projects and dreams I left behind. Oh, stop it, Juni! Look, do you want your job back or not? That's right. Reinstated, Level 2. So now we can get back the missing Transmooker. How? Gary and Gerti are about to get briefed on the Ukata assignment. We should listen in. (BEEPING) Is Ralph still at your office? If they haven't cleaned it out yet. (BEEPING) Ralph, get to the briefing room. We need you to spy on Gary and Gerti. Make sure no-one sees you. There is a Bermuda Triangle of sorts off the coast of Madagascar. This is an area where some of our OSS cargo ships have disappeared. Good boy! The survivors of these disappearances tell delusional tales of a mysterious island populated by strange creatures. Obviously, no land mass is located anywhere near, so these tales were dismissed and the agents fired. However, the magnet ship that captured the Transmooker device was last seen in this same area. So, we need a small ship piloted by two small agents to go in and take a look. If you find anything out of the ordinary, you return, you report it back here. (BOTH) We accept. You bet we accept! Come home, Ralph! Good work! Wheeeeeeee! It's a great assignment, Gary and Gerti have it. I'm fired. And I'm reassigning you to the OSS. Don't tell me you're hacking in` Already done! Level 2 status, reinstated. Carmen, you can't do this! I already did it! Take it one step further. Signing us to the Ukata assignment, and programming a new destination for Gary and Gerti. Now, that I gotta be a part of! State your name, please. (DEEP VOICE) Gary Giggles. Access denied. He knows you're not him. (HIGH-PITCHED WHINE) Confirmed. How about... Gobi Desert? Stop it, Juni. What, don't want your boyfriend to go so far away? He's not my boyfriend. OK, then. There. What did we just do again? We'll get the Transmooker device and clear your name. We have to solve the case before anybody finds out what we're up to. Are you with me? OK. Then, let's go! Hello? Hello? What are you doing? We thought you were somebody else. Who gave you a key? Did you forget who built you this place? Come down from there. I brought you all-new gadgets. Check it out! The very latest spy watch! Total communications centre on your wrist. Cellphone, Internet access. You name it, it'll do everything but tell you the time. It doesn't tell time? There was so much stuffed in, there was no more room for the clock. Are you sure these are new? We can't run around with outdated equipment. Close your eyes and hold out your wrist. I'm gonna give you the one gadget you should always carry. A rubber band? No, it's a Machete elastic wonder. It's a rubber band. Yeah, but it's also the world's greatest gadget. 999 uses. The important thing is, you have to figure out what those uses are... with this. He's right. Here's number one ` a stylish bracelet. Use number two. Aargh! I'm gonna make a fortune with these. Are you sure this is going to work? Just be cool. As far as anybody knows, you're back on the force. Hi, Uncle Felix. (LAUGHS) I'm not your uncle! It's just easier to call you that. You don't mind? Of course not. Well, welcome back, Juni. It says here you were reinstated. It sure does, doesn't it? He was fired and re-hired the same day. Let me bring up the keys to the Dragon-spy 5. Cake! 6 o'clock. Wow! You're looking good with the new gear, Carmen. The latest stuff. Very cool. Only we had that weeks ago. Here's what's really new. Nanotechnology. Everything you're wearing is here on my wrist. It's super-accurate, and, oh, so light. It even tells time. How did you get that? We can't run around with mass-produced gadgets. Just means everyone's got 'em. I always go with the prototype. They're a little buggy, but I can deal. I accidentally squashed him on my way out of the OSS building. Sorry about that. He was outdated anyway, so think of it as a mercy killing. Gary and Gerti Giggles, you have assignment SEIKJU9. Good luck. Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear. Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets. What? You have the Ukata assignment. Very nice! Good luck! Thanks, Uncle Felix. I'm not your uncle! 1 Nice sub! Welcome to the Dragon-spy DLX. Seems like they get more and more sophisticated each month. Everything is automated! Now picking your nose. (SNIFFS) Oh, little brothers! Let's check our lunch boxes for mission updates. Sorry, Ralph! You were the best spy on the force! Juni, leave it alone. He's dead. Thanks to your buddy, Gary. It was an accident! You like him AND believe him? I don't like him... that much. (GASPS) Gary's a bad guy, Carmen. Maybe I know that. I think I can change him. I do not understand you. And you never will. French fry, sir? Ah! Ah! Ow! Gimme that! Strange. Tales of a mysterious island, disappearing ships, mysterious creatures, and yet no information anywhere on the OSS cargo or the magnet ship. What's Donnagon doing there? He wasn't OSS Director yet. These are old OSS secrets. And I know just the person we can call for advice. Who? # Who? # What? # When? # Where? # Who, what, when, where, and why # do I delight in? # What do I intend to find this time? # Run around, jumping down, bounce and bound and # find another way to duck and hide this isle of dreams. # (PHONE RINGS) Hello? Yes. One moment, please. Cut! (SIGHS) Who is it again? (GASPS) Juni Cortez-z-z-z-z-z! What can I do for you? I mean, you've done so much for me! Your robot counterparts are the surprise hit characters of my show! Say hello. Hello. Hello. (LAUGHS) Actually, Carmen wants a word with Mr Minion. Oh. He's right here. (THUD!) Minion is practising a four-part harmony. You have one minute. (HUMS) Bueno. How you doing, Minion? Things are a little floopy around here ` it's a living. I need information on your favourite subject, the OSS. I need to to make a call. OK, are you ready? Ukata. Transmooker. The President's daughter is unavailable. Press one to record. Mean anything to you? Smells like the work of Donnagon Giggles. "He had first contact with the Transmooker technology." Donnagon's behind this? You're talking to a man with four heads, trust me, the guy's dirt. What shall we look for? First find the island, then find the island man. "That would have been Donnagon's contact." OK. Thanks, Minion. Be a good girl and swat your brother for me. Oh, I will. (BEEPING) Something's wrong! Take the wheel! Gotta go! Good luck! Slow down. We're nearing destination zone. The radius where all the disappearances occurred is right... here! We've been shut down! Hold on to something! (THUD) All power's off, even the emergency power. My flashlight doesn't even work. We're stuck, aren't we? Let's get outta here. Rebreathers. Rebreathers! We gotta do it by hand. What next? Nope. Hand turn. Unbelievable! Low tech! Here we go. Shall we travel light or heavy? We may not be coming back down here. Let's go heavy. Inflator suits? We don't have much choice. At least the masks work. I think it's because they're valve-operated, not electrical-based. It's so strange. Good luck! You, too. Stay close. (HISSING) Yeuch! Yeuch! Oh, great(!) I'm fat! Was it supposed to do this? It has an electrical shut-off. It didn't work Luckily we ran out of air before the suits exploded. Well, we can still laugh. At what? At whatever you can imagine Gary and Gerti are doing right now. Gerti, where are we? Well, according to my co-ordinates, we are... (BEEPS) ...right about ` Aargh! (GURGLING) Ugh! Oh! Camel poop?! (ROARS) Someone's gonna pay! Cortezes! 1 (BUZZER SOUNDS) I like your new office. It's smaller, cosy. Especially smaller. Oh! So many successful missions. Amazing, isn't it? Remember this one? Oh. Which mission is that? Mexico. Of course. That was the one mission we never accomplished. Ingrid, don't start with your parents again. Funny you should mention them. No, it is the exact opposite of funny! Doesn't it bother you that we never got their full blessing? Alright! Invite them if you want, but I won't be here! Tell them that I had a,... I had to go on another mission, a little problem on the moon. My father loves the moon. You invited them already, didn't you? Mm. Define invite. "Cortezes!" What? "I have some bad news. May I come in?" Certainly, sir. Yes, sir. Great. Two of our Spykid operatives are lost on the Ukata assignment. Your children? I'm sorry. How can we help? Actually, my children are safe somewhere in the Gobi Desert. I'm sorry to say that Carmen and Juni are on the Ukata assignment. A computing error of some kind. Communications? Their Dragon-spy ship doesn't show up on radar. Greg, Ingrid, you guys risked your lives once before to save me. Let me go now and personally bring your children back. No, thank you. Thank you, Donnagon, we have to do this ourselves. If you could provide tactical back-up and surveillance support, we'll leave immediately. OK, yeah. Er, Ingrid, I know this may be a bad time, but, um,... your parents are here. You guys told me you were coming next Tuesday. This is a dangerous assignment. You have to wait here. We want to help. Don't worry. You taught me everything I know. Yes. But not everything... WE know. Of course not, Dad. See you in a few hours. Thanks, honey. I still don't like him. Juni, was that there before? That wasn't there a minute ago, was it? Are you kicking me? I'm way over here! I felt something against my foot. There's something under me! Come look! I don't see anything. We'll just concentrate on getting to shore. OK, it's about 200 yards, If we kick steadily at one foot per kick, we'll reach it in, um,... 25 minutes? I don't know. My calculator doesn't work. Whoa! Whoa! Juni, what did you do? The air is coming out of our suits! We're heading towards shore! Treble heavy! Good idea(!) Alright, give it a rest. OK, we're gonna set up a camp site, put up the tent, make a little fire... And roast marshmallows? I can't believe this! What happened? Nothing, that's just it. That one's supposed to make a fire, and that one's supposed to make a shelter. None of our gadgets work. You mean, we have to use our heads? Yes. Ouch! Big office. Director of the OSS's office. Big. Did you find the source of equal or greater power? "It emanates from the north side of the island." And the island man? "He's somewhere underground." Start digging. I'm on my way. Come on, Juni, let's go check out the island. I just set up camp! See? I wish Gary was here. He'd wanna find out who was behind all this. Oh, man! Alright, let's go. Wow! This place is amazing! Check out that rock! Looks like a hot dog. Uh-huh. Well, I've seen enough. Let's go back to the beach. What? (Listen.) I hear something humming. Somebody here has power. We need to find out who and for what. Destination ` Ukata. Estimated time of arrival ` one minute and counting. How fast are you going? 85 knots. Well, go faster. With pleasure. Faster! Faster! Can't go faster. Faster! I think we broke the fast thingy. Faster! Oh! Aargh! (GROANS) Alright, now,... now what? This is terrific(!) Just great(!) You really did it this time, Gerti! Are you kicking me? No. I'm way over here, cheeseball. Aaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaargh! (BOTH GROAN) I'm gonna zap that sucker to bits! Come here! (GURGLES) Grrrr! Wait! Save it for the Cortezes! Excellent idea! I don't get it! I saw it go through this wall! What's your assessment? I think better with food in my belly. We should go up there and check it out. Up there? To the top of the volcano? Yep. Not even if my micrograpplers were working. Gary'd be brave enough. Nope. Nothing you can say can change my mind. (ROARING) What did you just say? I didn't. (SCREECHING) Race you to the top! 1 A volcano. Juni, stay back. It's not active. (SCREECHING) Juni! Oh! What are you waiting for? Get me outta here! If my auto retractor was working I'd get us both back up there. OK, I'm gonna grab your hand. Ooh! OK. Oh! Aargh! Ooh! My cellphone! Why'd you stop? Is anything wrong? Close your eyes. Why? Aargh! Juni! What? I'm sorry! How long have we been falling? I don't know. My watch doesn't tell time. Let's guess. I'd say about three hours. Feels like four. How could you eat at a time like this? You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall? Of course. That pretty much went away after the first hour. Ground! What happened? I don't know. We're floating. Who are you? Do you see something? Over there, hiding. What do you want? I wanna get down. I'm Carmen Cortez, Special Agent of the OSS. I'm Romero, sole inhabitant of this island of Leeke Leeke. Sole human inhabitant, that is. And you are? Tired and hungry. Nice to meet you, Tired And Hungry. (BOTH) Aargh! Careful! My island! Sorry, we just fell four hours. We're a little clumsy. You weren't falling. It was an illusion. Magic? Science. (ROARING) Quickly! We must get somewhere safe! I'm a genetics specialist. I needed a controlled environment for my experiments. The creatures we've been hearing? My experiments ran amok. What happened? I thought I would make a fortune from it. Kids everywhere would have their own miniature zoos in their bedrooms. Miniature zoo? God's creatures... at a manageable scale. (TRUMPETING) (SQUAWKING/CHIRPING) Unbelievable! I called it Romero's Zoo. Genetically miniaturised animals. Lions, tigers, bears, penguins. Monkeys. Monkeys in a barrel. Careful! Careful! (SQUEAKING) One day I accidentally mixed up two or three different test tubes, and created a new species altogether. Romero's Zoo Two. An entirely new... miniature zoo, where each species is unlike any creature you've ever seen. Horsefly? Uh-huh. Er, catfish. Spider monkey? Bullfrog. Slizzards. Whoa! Stay away from those. And so I started to think. If only I could make them all a wee bit bigger. You know, for kids with meatier hands. That's where things went very wrong. 'I applied a growth serum.' 'And they took to it all too well.' Oh! Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! No! And I've been locked up in here ever since. I'm afraid to go out there again. They've tried to gobble me up on more than one occasion. Why do they despise me so? I created them. Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created... here on Earth? Stop looking at me like that. I'm no loon. What I'm still trying to figure out, is why this island doesn't show up on satellite? I created a cloaking device to shield my island from curious eyes. Anything electronic within a mile radius instantly shuts down. Any radar passing over is displaced, creating the illusion that my island doesn't exist. Transmooker device. How did you know? Your cloaking device is highly coveted. People everywhere are trying to get their hands on it. (DISTANT CRY) Are you sure we're the only humans here? There they are. Two children, judging by their size. What is this? It's a miniature of the island. The centre point of the volcano provides a gravitational basis from which my miniature creatures can line up to their larger clones. Wherever your miniatures are on this model, that's where the bigger ones are outside? Correct. I can keep track of their whereabouts. See? The two children are being chased by a slizzard. Gary and Gerti! Leave 'em. We have to go help! They shouldn't be snooping around. I'm with you, dude. We have to help them! I'm not going out there! I'll be eaten! What a bizarre man! Help us! Somebody! Help! What are you guys doing? Real funny, clown(!) Get us out! We tried our micrograpplers but they didn't deploy. Nothing works here. We know that now. Thanks for the update, carrot top(! Juni, come back. They need our help. Oh, I'll help them. I want to get him over here, so I can push him back over myself. Hurry up! What you doing? Here, Gary. Gimme your hand. Thank you, Carmen. Here Gerti, give me your hand. Just wait till my father gets here! Your father's coming? Where are you taking me now, Carmen? Hold on. Why are you still hiding? We're kids, not monsters. What's the difference? Relax, they're OSS agents. Level 1. Donnagon's kids. Agent Donnagon? You work for the OSS? I work for Donnagon. Who's he? Donnagon's not interested in creatures. Why not? The Transmooker device. That's what Donnagon really wants. That's not nearly as interesting. Now that Donnagon's head of the OSS, he has the power to take it. What are you babbling about? The Transmooker you took from the President's daughter, it was a prototype. The real device is on this island. It's more powerful and can shut down all technology. Your father's on his way. I think he's coming to pick it up. Liars! You think you'll turn us on our own father? Did your Dad tell you that mission was a set-up for us? Why not? He has his reasons. That's what being a good spy is all about. Trust no-one. We've read it. Read it again! A good spy makes no binding connections with family or friends. I don't believe that! To be a good spy you'd better believe it. My father's a great spy, so grow up. Whatever my father's done, that's what it takes to play in the big world, like it or not. Come on, Gerti, let's go. He's right. Oh, why can't you side with me just once? There are no sides. You're right and he's right. That's what being a spy means. Well, I don't like it. Then, quit. I will. Yeah, right(!) 1 Donnagon was right, their Dragon-spy doesn't show up anywhere on radar. I am not interested in finding their sub. Remember that year I insisted on doing the children's dental work... myself? How can I forget? Well, I installed a non-electrical tracking device in their teeth. My own invention. But I haven't been able to test it, until... now. Hey, it works! Whoa! Hard to believe! But according to this they are in the middle of the ocean. Above sea level. But where they are on the map there's no land mass. How can that be? (THUD) Now what? Something's got us. Aaaaaaargh! What is it? Your mother! Mom? We wanted to join you. Are you nuts? We needed a bigger boat. And we brought real food, none of that freeze-dried stuff you think is so chic. Son-in-law, make yourself useful. Why are you here? We wanted to help get our grandchildren back. Ah-ah! We WILL get our grandchildren back. Gracias. Oh, wait, you've got something on your lip. What? Got it. Er, Mom, Dad, I am a big girl now, and I can take care of myself, OK? We can take care of finding our children. You don't understand. This isn't you and Gregorio simply saving the world again. This time we all have much more to lose if you fail ` Carmen and Juni. You cannot come with us. It is too dangerous. Oh, you mean, er, we can't handle ourselves. (BEEPS) (CLEARS THROAT) May I have my moustache back,... please? If Donnagon really is on his way... we have to destroy the Transmooker. Where is it? The other side of the island. Not easy to get to. The journey alone is more dangerous than the Transmooker itself. I made sure of it. Show us. You're not going out there, are you? We don't have much choice, do we? With those monsters? I don't believ they're monsters. Neither should you. Well, what should I believe? I don't know. You're always hiding. Maybe they just wanna be with you. Be with me? They wanna be picking me out of their teeth! Show 'em who's boss. You're not afraid? First thing you gotta do is... fall into this pit. How does it work? Supposedly, they run magnetically. We should be able to ride over a determined path. We have to get the Transmooker before they do. Right. Slizzards! Oh, no! This is cool. Juni! Juni! I think we should get off now! Why? Trust me! Aargh! Jump now! Gary and Gerti! I told you they were following us! You have one new message. Message one. "Hello, Alexandra, it's me, Agent Juni Cortez. I'm on a mission." "I know I shouldn't be, but I had an idea for you and your father." "Simply tell him you need to talk to him." "Tell him it's nothing urgent, but some day it might be urgent." "You need to open the communication lines right now." "So, give me a call. Love to hear from you. Right now it's about..." "I forgot my watch doesn't tell time! And..." (BEEPING) "Something's wrong! Take the wheel!" "Gotta go! Good luck!" Juni! End of message. Gregorio, the signal requires that you go around it. He won't listen to you. Chose another direction! He wants to make sure he loses the children... again. If you would only listen to us and do what we're saying. You're tracking them all wrong. Ingrid, tell him! Mom, Dad, I've told you before, I will tell you again. No back-seat driving! When Gregorio is at the wheel no-one tells him what to do. (SIGHS) Turn here, honey. Sorry. OK. You're sure you're reading that map correctly? The co-ordinates correspond to Carmen and Juni's current position. These are my children. And I will find them MY WAY! Blah, blah, blah. I never understand a single word he's saying. Never. Not only were we set up, but I bet Donnagon knew all along you'd hack your way into taking this assignment. I was wondering the same thing. Juni, open up. What? Ah! Dad installed these trackers in case we ever got lost. A-a-a-ah! Ow! Ow! Hurry, take mine out! And why are we doing this? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! When we get lost, who saves us? Mom and Dad. If Mom and Dad disappear, who'll stop Donnagon using the Transmooker? Donnagon wants us together so he can destroy the island and us with it. Mom and Dad? Even Romero. We can't let Mom and Dad find us. Or Donaggon wins. A big sacrifice. Family is sacrifice. (BUZZING) What happened? What did you just do? We lost Carmen. And ` And Juni? Juni's still online. I love you. (BEEPS) That can't be. OK, OK. What do we do? I don't know. Maybe this is the mission of the spies who didn't want to be found. You know, if they don't wanna be found, maybe their position is compromised. Now, Gregorio, don't tell me you didn't have a back-up plan. Ingrid, was Juni wearing that charm necklace I sent him for Christmas last year? He never takes it off. Then, we got him. I was worried about Juni's wellbeing, so I put a tracer in his necklace. There he is! Thanks, Dad! Are you sure you don't want me to take over the wheel? That's funny. Funny. (RUMBLING) Back to work. Where are we? Well, not far from the antechamber. I think it's behind us. (ROARING) Don't move. Maybe it's friendly. (ROARS) Maybe it's not. (ROARS) Let's go! It's an underwater cave. We'll have to go all the way round. That'll take all day. There must be a faster... Wow! What is this place? Do you think that's real gold? Gross! This is so slimy! I hate mould! I can hear your thoughts! What? (GASPS) And you can hear mine! Our mouths aren't moving but we can hear what we're thinking. Say something. (SILENCE) (GASPS) How strange! We can only communicate by thought. Magic! Mm. Think something! Er, your feet stink! I wonder... (SNIFFS) Oh! OK, this place is really weird. Let's go. Good thinking. Now this is more like it! Treasure! Skeletons! Dead skeletons! Is there any other kind? This must have been where the pirate prisoners and treasure were kept. This must have been a pretty special necklace for them to die fighting over it. One necklace to rule them all. Put it back, Juni! I didn't take it yet! I can read your mind, remember? This land is ancient and cursed. Take anything, you'll doom us both. Let's go. Come on! I think I've found a way out. Which way? I don't know. You pick, right or left? Right. Wait a minute! Oh, no! We went in a circle. What? Come on, let's try it again. Come on, Juni! I know what we did wrong. We've gotta go left. Maybe I should put this back. Uh-oh! Where are the dead skeletons? '(SCREAMING)' Carmen! Juni! Help me! Huh? Grrrrrr! Hey, bonehead! Oh, no! Why is this happening? I don't know! Wait a minute! You took something, didn't you? No. You told me not to. Why would I? (SQUEALING) Juni! Carmen! Wait! I'm sorry. Carmen! Carmen! 1 You, too, huh? Yeah. Where's your brother? Did he get eaten? No, he's out there, looking for Juni. You know he squashed Juni's bug on purpose. Yeah, I know. He wants to squash Juni. Don't you think we should get outta here? Oh. C-a-a-a-a-armen! I'm dreaming. I am totally dreaming. And I'm hungry, too. (GROWLING) You like honey-roasted ham and potatoes, don't you? That's what flavour this is. Highly nutritious, packed with protein and essential carbs. Yeah! Everything a growing centaur needs. (BELCHES) You're welcome. (HISSING) (HIGH-PITCHED WHINE) Well, well, your friend likes freeze-dried. So does mine. (HISSES) Alright, buddy, let's kick their butts! Hooo! Heh! Heh! We're waiting! Come on! Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni. Whoa! So, I guess I'll just have to bust you up. We can take 'em! We can take 'em! We can take 'em! Must try and help them. Must! Even if your dad is behind this, you'd side with him over what's right? Right? How do you ever know what's right? Trust me. When the moment comes you'll know. (SCREECHING) I think that moment's come. Aargh! Come on! Show 'em who's boss. Show 'em who's boss. I'm the boss. I'm the... Baa! Oh! Whoa! Whoa-aa! Ooh, ooh! Argh! Argh! Forward! Go, man! You can do it! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Aargh! Heh-heh-heh! Your creature's lame. So are you, lamo. It's all over for you, squirt. Too bad your dork sister's not here to cheer me on! Yeah! I don't wanna hurt you, Carmen. You're so full of shit... ake mushrooms. (ALL) Ooooh! Put it down, Carmen. Put it down. Oh! OK. Alright. Gerti, your little assistant's here. Don't look at me, you're fighting a girl. You're gonna lose. Aargh! I'm siding with you. Thanks. But just this once. Cortezes! Grrr! You gonna help me or not? (SIGHS) Heh-heh! Heh-heh! (SNIGGERS) Well, there it is. How do you know? Cos it's big and weird and in the middle of the room. Good point. Careful, Juni! If you don't shut it down right you can bring the entire world to an end. Thanks(!) I'm serious. Well, we have to shut it down. This turns that off. And that turns this off. He said there's something tricky about the third switch. (HIGH-PITCHED WHINE) Too late, Gary, we got here first. Just stand up against the wall like a good boy. Nice try, but we've brought friends this time. Romero! What are you doing outside of your cage? I have no idea. Donnagon. Hello, agents. Warming it up for me? Ready to co-operate this time, Romero? I, er ` Good. This should be pain... and simple. (RUMBLING) Oh! What did you do? He started the Transmooker! You said three switches! The entire world will shut down instantly. Good going(!) What do we do? You must bind together the three toggle switches. (RUMBLING CONTINUES) They won't stay up! (BOTH) Machete elastic wonder! Here, grab it. Give it to me! Give it! Dad... Give it to me. Give it to me. Or else. Give it to him, Carmen. (SQUEALS) Where'd it go? Where'd it go? I don't know. The spork took it. Back to its... nest. (MOUTHS) I know where the nest is, Dad. I also have Romero's instruction book. Hey! Brat! Come on! It's just over that big hill. (SIGHS) God! Are you sure this is the right way? My watch has a GPS satellite, you dope. Wait, how can this be? When you took out the Transmooker the island-cloaking device was shut down. Then, what am I doing on foot? Later, Romero. Aargh! (GROWLING) Here it is. Get up there, Dad, come on! OK, magnet men, we're gonna need a human ladder starting right here. Carmen! What? An agent is only as good as her gadgets. They're heading for the beach. (GROWLING) (HISSING) Aargh! (SNIFFS) (WHINNIES) The kid was right. What are you doing? Trying to remote-pilot our submarine. Get on your GPS and see where Mom and Dad are. This can't be right. This shows that they're right next to us. Oh, no! That's no way to greet your grandparents! Come on! Grandpa! Ah, Juni! Come here! Come here! Always take this with you wherever you go, and I'll always be there. I promise, Grandpa. Not you guys! Oh, you don't wanna be rescued. You don't wanna be saved. Alright. I thought you might need us. Go talk to your father. Dad! Hey, Mom. Two spies who didn't wanna be found? Yes. I like your thinking. But those spies didn't have me for a mom. Hey. I'll always need you. Come on. Carmen Elisa De Juanita, come here to Papa. Honey. All right, information. Quick. We have the Transmooker, but we need to get off this island right now. What do you think we're here for? Let's go! We'll explain on the way. You won't believe who's behind this. Couldn't be any more perfect. This better not be what I think it is. It's all being taken care of, eh? Get the Transmooker device, Felix. Sorry, Gregorio. A little power goes a long way. Reprogramme this one, Gerti. I'll start by wiping the Cortez family from the face of the earth. Uncle Felix, how could you? I'm not your uncle. But we treated you like family. Donnagon said if I joined him he wouldn't get rid of me like he's gonna do to you guys. Can't argue with that. Do you still have power in your watch? Yep. Programming complete, Father. Thank you, Gerti. Try remote-piloting the choppers. Well, Cortezes, any last words? None that I can say in front of my children. Not to mention your mother. Ah. Let's settle this the old-fashioned way. Aargh! Kick his butt! Kick his butt! Not like that! Headbutt! Sleeper hold! Use his own weight against him! Yeah. (BOTH) Aaargh! (ALL) Oh! Do what I showed you last night! Suplex! Oh! Even I can fight better than that! Triple backflip! (BOINK!) Huh? (HIGH-PITCH WHINE) Gerti, what did you...? Why? Oh, don't even get me started! Wait till Mom finds out you tried to take over the world again! No! Please, please, please! Don't tell your mother! Please? Hello, hello there, Mr President! (CLEARS THROAT) By order of the President you've been temporarily disavowed. You're fired. Looks like I lost this round, but I'll be back. On the good side? We'll see, but... you never know. Don't worry, he gets outta line, I'll straighten him out. You go, Gerti. You tried to save us. Why? Because you are my family. You know, there isn't a man on this Earth we'd ever think would be good enough for our daughter, but, um,... You come pretty close. By order of the President, you are the new Director of the OSS. Congratulations. Direc...? Of the...? Level 1. No, thanks. You don't want it? I'm leaving the OSS. I've seen what it takes to be a top spy, and I think I can be better use to the world by just being the best... me. But what about all the cool gadgets? I've got the best gadget right here. Use number one,... a stylish bracelet. See you around? Yes. Go ahead, say it. What? I told you so! Never! Wait! Er,... thank you. You got it, boss. (ROARS) (ALL) Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! I am not going out there! You are! You're a spy undercover. You have to make them think you're a pop star! I can't sing! Who can these days? I can't tell you how many artists have used my miracle microphone. # I can't sing. # This'll make you dance like Britney Lopez. Hey, what about me? This'll make you play like Angus Van Santana. Cool! Now, get out there and rock! # Who, what, when, where # and why do I delight in? # What do I intend to find this time? # Running round and jumping down and bouncing, bounding. # Find another way to duck and hide this isle of # dreams. # Isle of, isle of, # isle of lost # Isle of, isle of, # isle of, isle of, # isle of lost, # isle of, isle of... # Who? What? When? # Dreams. # Where? # Huh? # And why? # Quien, que, cuando, donde, y porque # yo encantada? # Que espero encontrar esta vez? # Y corre arriba salta abajo # encuentra otro lugar. # Esta isla # de suenos. # Isle of, isle of, # isle of lost, # isle of, isle of, # isle of, isle of, # isle of lost, # isle of, isle of... # (ALL) Whoa! Are you surprised your gadgets work? I just realised I never put any batteries in this. Action! (CRASHING) Back to one. Ready. (BOTH SING) Guys, guys, we're looking at the light on her face. Oops! (My precious!) We're nearing the destination zone. We're all... (PROMPTING) OK. We're nearing destination zone. The location where it is will have disappeared... Stop! OK. We're nearing destination zone where all the... Stop! I know it! I don't know it! Juni! Take wheel! What is...? (ALL LAUGH) What is it? OK, what is it? Ah. Well, well, well, well, whoo! Man, you're not an easy man to find! You and your island of Leeke Leeke. I'm Dinky. Winks, that is. I heard you had a wild place here, and I was thinking you might be interested in a little business proposition. You ready? Theme park. Think about it. Families on safari, crazy critters running all over the place. (SNORTS) Hey there, fella. Aargh! Whoa! You can see it already, can't you? Huh? We'd be great together! What do you say? IMS Subtitles www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2016