UPBEAT MUSIC Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Copyright Able 2016 UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES # BABY, TELL ME, IS THIS GOOD FOR YOU? # COS FOR ME, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE. # I THINK ABOUT YOU, BOY, DAY AND NIGHT. # IF THIS IS WRONG, I DON'T CARE IF I'M RIGHT, COS I KNOW ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN ` # BOY, I'M NOT HURTING FOR INSPIRATION. # AND I FEEL WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER, # IT COULD BE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. # I WANNA BE THE OCEAN TO YOUR SHORE, # BRING YOU COMFORT EVERMORE. # I WANNA BE THE ONLY THING YOU NEED, # BE THE OXYGEN YOU BREATHE. UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES # BABY, BRING IT ALL TO ME, # AND I WILL WARM YOU LIKE THE SUN. # I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE. # I WANNA BE THE OCEAN TO YOUR SHORE. # BRING YOU COMFORT EVERMORE. # I WANNA BE THE ONLY THING YOU NEED, # BE THE OXYGEN YOU BREATHE, # COS ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN ` BOY, I'M NOT HURTING FOR INSPIRATION, # AND I FEEL THAT WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER # IT COULD BE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. # I WANNA BE THE OCEAN TO YOUR SHORE, # BRING YOU COMFORT EVERMORE. # I WANNA BE THE ONLY... # BEST... DAY... EVER! BOTH CHUCKLE YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME, HUH? AWESOME? SURFING ALL DAY, US BEING TOGETHER ` AWESOME WISHES IT WAS THIS AWESOME. YEAH, IT WAS PERFECT. YEAH, IT WAS. UM, LISTEN, BRADY` OOH, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TOMORROW? YEAH. I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT 40FT WAVES? THERE'S A HUGE STORM COMING UP FROM THE NORTH. I MEAN, SURF LIKE THAT ONLY HAPPENS HERE ONCE EVERY 30 YEARS. CAN YOU IMAGINE DROPPING IN ON A BARREL THAT HUGE? BOTH CHUCKLE SUMMER'S NOT OVER YET! WHOO! (CHUCKLES) COME ON. I'M STARVING. RACE YOU TO THE HOUSE. (EXHALES) SEAGULLS SQUAWK, WAVES CRASH I CLEARLY WON. YEAH, YEAH. FIRST THING TOMORROW, WE HIT THE BEACH AND THAT AWESOME SURF. BRADY, ABOUT TOMORROW... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU HEAR THAT? SURF MUSIC PLAYS NO WAY! HEY. HEY. WHAT'S UP, BRO? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WATCHING THIS WITHOUT ME. NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, I'M NOT. BOTH CHUCKLE, SURF MUSIC PLAYS ON TV (CHUCKLES) PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T... BOTH: 'WET SIDE STORY'! AH! YEAH, THAT. PEOPLE CHEER ON TV, SURF MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING (SIGHS) 1962 ` SURFERS, BIKERS ` BEST MOVIE EVER MADE. HOW CAN YOU TWO LIKE THIS SILLINESS? ESPECIALLY YOU, GRANDPA. SILLINESS? MACK, MY DEAR, THIS MOVIE DEFINED AN ENTIRE CULTURE. EXACTLY. YEAH. A SURFER GUY AND A BIKER GIRL SHARE A SECRET LOVE WHILE TRYING TO UNITE THE RIVALLING GANGS AS AN EVIL REAL ESTATE MOGUL TRIES TO TURN THEIR HANG-OUT INTO A RESORT BY BUILDING A WEATHER MACHINE, WHICH BLOWS UP, CREATING A MASSIVE STORM. SILLINESS? REALLY? WELL, CAN WE WATCH IT LATER? BECAUSE I` I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU. JUST WATCH MY FAVOURITE PART WHEN THE TWO LEADS' EYES MEET, AND THEY'RE PULLED APART BY THEIR RIVALLING GANGS. # I'M NOT THE KIND TO FALL FOR A GUY # WHO FLASHES A SMILE. # IT'S SO NOT YOUR STYLE. # DON'T USUALLY SWOON, BUT I'M OVER THE MOON. # HE WAS JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. # AND NOW I'M FALLIN' FOR YA. # AND THIS` THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART RIGHT HERE. HEY, GET YOUR SALTY SURFER MITTS OFF MY BABY SISTER. GET YOUR BIKER BABY SISTER OFF OUR BOARDING BUDDY. OH, YEAH? SURF MUSIC PLAYS COME ON. THEY SING FOR NO REASON. THEY COME OUT OF THE WATER, AND THEIR HAIR IS TOTALLY DRY. THE GIRLS NEVER SURF AS WELL AS THE BOYS, AND THEY SING FOR NO REASON. I HAD TO MENTION THAT ONE AGAIN, COS EVEN A SECOND TIME, I DON'T GET WHY. BUT IT'S ALWAYS SUMMER, AND EVERYONE JUST SINGS AND SURFS. KNOCK AT DOOR > BUT, REALLY, THE SURFING LOOKS FAKE. THEY'D DROWN ON A REAL WAVE. SERIOUSLY, (CHUCKLES) THEY SING IN THE OCEAN AND NEVER SPIT OUT WATER. SURPRISE. WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO GIVE YOUR AUNT ANTOINETTE A HUG? (SIGHS) OH. WELL, YOU ARE SO... GROWN UP. YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. WHAT? NOT YOU, DEAR. TELL HIM THE OFFER IS UNACCEPTABLE. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MCKENZIE. OH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING TOMORROW. WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG. WE ARE LEAVING TOMORROW. I HOPE YOU'VE PACKED. MACK, WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY LEAVING TOMORROW? UH, THIS IS BRADY. BRADY, I AM MCKENZIE'S AUNT. I'M SURE SHE'S TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT ME. (CHUCKLES) MACK, WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY LEAVING TOMORROW? ANTOINETTE, WELCOME HOME. OH, HELLO, FATHER. (SIGHS) (SMOOCHES) UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HA` HAVE YOU BACK HERE. OH. I SEE YOU'RE STILL MAKING SURFBOARDS. OH, DON'T TELL ME. YOU STILL HAVE THAT. STILL HAVE IT? WE ALL GREW UP WITH THE LEGENDS ABOUT THIS BOARD. IT'S PART OF THE FAMILY. ME, YOUR GRANDFATHER AND HIS FATHER, WE EACH FOUND OUR DESTINY ON IT. (SCOFFS) THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO 'FIND' YOUR DESTINY, MCKENZIE, AND THAT IS TO... WORK HARD FOR IT. OK. ALL RIGHT, MACK. WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY LEAVING TOMORROW? BRADY, AS OF TOMORROW, MY NIECE WILL BE ATTENDING THE EXCLUSIVE ` OVERPRICED, AND DID I MENTION EXCLUSIVE ` DUNWICH PREPARATORY ACADEMY. WHAT? BACK EAST. WAVES CRASH, SEAGULLS SQUAWK DISTANTLY UH, ANTOINETTE, WE SHOULD TALK, UM, ABOUT THIS, PLEASE. THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE DEAL. (SIGHS) ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MCKENZIE? SURE. IT'S JUST THAT, UM,... TOMORROW THERE ARE THESE EXTREME CONDITIONS I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SURF. SURF? AW, SWEETHEART. YOUR NEW LIFE BEGINS TOMORROW. YOUR ENDLESS SUMMER HAS... IT'S COME TO AN END. SOMBRE MUSIC (SOBS) WIND CHIMES TINKLE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I TRIED. I JUST` I DIDN'T KNOW HOW. (SIGHS) YOU'RE LEAVING JUST LIKE THAT? WHY ARE THEY MAKING YOU DO THIS? THEY'RE NOT MAKING ME. IT'S MY CHOICE. SO CHANGE YOUR MIND. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME. MY FLIGHT LEAVES AT NOON TOMORROW. HOW CAN YOU LEAVE? THIS IS YOUR HOME. IT'S WHERE YOUR GRANDFATHER IS. IT'S WHERE YOU SURF. IT'S WHERE I AM. I WAS REALLY LUCKY TO GET INTO THIS SCHOOL, BRADY. MY AUNT SAID IT WILL PAVE THE WAY TO MY FUTURE. I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, AND I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU. I JUST` I DIDN'T KNOW HOW. (SIGHS) MACK! HEY. STOP! WHAT WAS THIS DEAL YOUR AUNT WAS TALKING ABOUT? (SIGHS) AFTER WE LOST MY MOM, THE DEAL I MADE WITH MY AUNT WAS THAT I COULD STAY HERE WITH MY GRANDFATHER FOR THE FIRST PART OF HIGH SCHOOL, AND THEN WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GET SERIOUS, I WOULD LEAVE WITH MY AUNT AND GO TO THIS SCHOOL, LIKE SHE DID. SO SHE JUST SHOWS UP TO TAKE YOU AWAY? AREN'T YOU HAPPY HERE? REFLECTIVE MUSIC THIS IS MY MOM'S JOURNAL. (SIGHS, READS) MOST OF ALL, I DREAM THAT MY DAUGHTER BECOMES A GREAT SUCCESS, THAT SHE ISN'T JUST PULLED THROUGH LIFE BUT MARCHES THROUGH IT TRIUMPHANTLY. SHE SOUNDS AMAZING. WHISPERS: YEAH. MY MOM WANTED TO GO TO COLLEGE AND MAKE SOMETHING OF HERSELF, BUT SHE HAD ME, TIME PASSED, AND... SHE NEVER GOT TO LIVE OUT THAT DREAM. THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. NO, I KNOW IT'S NOT. I ALSO KNOW THAT I CAN DO WHAT SHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WHO YOUR AUNT IS. MACK, YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT. BRADY, I HAVE TO DO THIS. WHAT ABOUT US? HOW CAN THERE BE AN US AFTER TODAY? I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO MISS SOMEONE, BRADY, AND I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO MUCH TO EVER PUT YOU THROUGH THAT. SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU CARE ABOUT ME ENOUGH TO BREAK UP WITH ME? I DON'T WANT TO, BRADY, BUT WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? (SIGHS) SEAGULLS SQUAWK DISTANTLY REFLECTIVE MUSIC CONTINUES THANKS... FOR THE MOST AWESOME SUMMER OF MY LIFE. I WISH IT WASN'T OVER. REFLECTIVE MUSIC CONTINUES SQUAWKING CONTINUES (SIGHS) TINKLING MUSIC SEAGULLS SQUAWK BIRDS CHIRP WAVES CRASH DISTANTLY REFLECTIVE MUSIC REFLECTIVE MUSIC CONTINUES 1 DOOR CREAKS QUIRKY MUSIC WIND BLOWS, PEOPLE CHATTER, WAVES CRASH (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 'SUP? HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA BE HERE? I KNEW YOU COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM SURF LIKE THIS. (SIGHS) BRADY, I'M GLAD YOU CAME, BUT I TOLD YOU` I JUST CAME TO WATCH YOU SURF, NOT TO PROPOSE. OK. CHECK OUT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO. (EXHALES) EXCITING MUSIC (EXHALES) EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES 1 PEOPLE CHATTER DISTANTLY (PANTS) (CONTINUES PANTING) EXCITING MUSIC BUILDS 1 HEY, BRO. YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. SHE'S RIPPIN' IT. YEAH. I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS SKY, BRADY. FOREBODING MUSIC YEAH. CHECK IT OUT. FOREBODING MUSIC CONTINUES YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. SHE'S GOTTA GET IN. THIS LOOKS BAD. (BLOWS WHISTLE) (CONTINUES BLOWING WHISTLE) FOREBODING MUSIC CONTINUES 1 WHAT IS SHE DOING? (BLOWS WHISTLE) SHE'S NOT PADDLING IN. THIS ISN'T GOOD. (PANTS) FOREBODING MUSIC CONTINUES 1 ENGINE ROARS MACK! COME ON. DON'T DO IT. NO, I HAVE TO. DON'T DO IT. MACK! FOREBODING MUSIC CONTINUES 1 WIND BLOWS 1 1 BOTH GASP (COUGHS) YOU OK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? BOTH PANT WHAT? OK, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STORM? (PANTS) WHAT? COME ON. LET'S GET YOUR BOARD. LET'S GO. WHAT DID YOU DO? I TRIED TO SAVE YOU. THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU TELL ME I'M YOUR HERO AND THEN YOU SHOWER ME WITH KISSES. I DIDN'T NEED SAVING. THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO RIDE THAT MONSTER WAVE BEFORE I LEAVE FOREVER, AND INSTEAD, I END UP HERE AND... DREAMY MUSIC BRADY? YEAH? BRADY. SOTTO VOCE: WHAT? LAUGHTER YEAH? # SUNSHINE AND SWEET HARMONIES. # TIME TO PLAY. # NO MORE COMPLICATIONS. PEOPLE LAUGH, CHEER # FROM NOW ON JUST... # GOOD VIBRATIONS. # SURF MUSIC CHEERING CONTINUES WHOO! CHEERING CONTINUES # OOH-OOH, WHOA, WHOA! PEOPLE SIGH MAYBE WE'RE DEAD. WE'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN A MUSICAL! SURF MUSIC CONTINUES # ON MY WAY, FEELING FINE. # I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN MY SURFBOARD SHINE. I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO CAUSE A COMMOTION. # COME ON, EVERYONE. JUMP INTO THE OCEAN. # FLYIN' HIGH, JUST OUT OF REACH. NO ANDS, IFS, BUTS, WE'RE NUTS FOR THE BEACH. # SURF, SURF. # WHOO! # SURF, SURF CRAZY. # SURF, SURF, SURF. SURF, SURF CRAZY. # GRAB THE PERFECT WAVE, SAY HI TO THE SKY. # HI TO THE SKY. # SURF, SUN AND SAND, # IT'S A BIKINI WONDERLAND. # SUMMER'S ON, AND WE'VE GONE # SURF, SURF CRAZY. # THE RADIO BLASTS, AND HERE'S THE PLAN ` WE'LL SOAK UP THE SUN AND GET THE ULTIMATE TAN. # WE CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SHOW OUR DEVOTION. # HERE WE GO AGAIN INTO THE OCEAN. # NOW'S THE TIME, SO HERE'S THE SPEECH ` # NO RULES AT ALL, HAVE A BALL AT THE BEACH. # SURF, SURF... # WHOO! # SURF, SURF CRAZY. # SURF, SURF, SURF. SURF, SURF CRAZY. # RIDE THE PERFECT WAVE, SAY HI TO THE SKY. # HI TO THE SKY. # SURF, SUN AND SAND, # IT'S A BIKINI WONDERLAND. # SUMMER'S ON, AND WE'VE GONE # SURF, SURF CRAZY. PEOPLE CHEER MACK, WE'RE IN THE MOVIE. WHAT MOVIE? MY MOVIE, WET SIDE STORY. WHAT?! HOW? WHY? (CHUCKLES) ALL VIABLE QUESTIONS. WHAT DO WE DO? HAVE FUN! WHOO! SURF MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING AIR HISSES # BURGERS HOT, WATER WARM, # A COOL SEASIDE BASH. # CATCH A WAVE, TURN IT UP. # MAKE A SPLASH. MAKE A SPLASH. # MAKE A SPLASH! (GROANS) # CRAZY! I'M TANNER! SEACAT! GIGGLES! RASCAL! KIKI! BRADY! I'M MACK. # COWABUNGA ATTACK! SURF MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING 1 # AH, AH, AH, AH! # AH, AH... # SURF, SURF. # WHOO! # SURF, SURF CRAZY. # SURF, SURF, SURF. SURF, SURF CRAZY. # RIDE THE PERFECT WAVE, SAY HI TO THE SKY. # HI TO THE SKY. # SURF, SUN, SAND, # IT'S A BIKINI WONDERLAND. # SUMMER'S ON, AND WE'VE GONE... # #SUMMER'S ON, AND WE'VE GONE... # SUMMER'S ON, AND WE'VE GONE... # ...SURF, SURF CRAZY. # ALL CHEER SURF MUSIC SWELLS, ENDS WELL, THAT HAPPENED. SURF MUSIC STARTS AGAIN, ENDS (SIGHS) THIS IS FANTASTIC! CRAZY, RIGHT? I'D SAY SO. ALL CHEER COME ON. SURF MUSIC LAUGHTER WHOO-HOO! OH, THAT WAS AWESOME! I MEAN,... INSANE! UM,... WHAT UP, DOG? FAR OUT. HE THINKS WE'RE ANIMALS. NO. NO, IT'S AN EXPRESSION. IT MEANS... SOTTO VOCE: YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT. IT DOES SOUND RIDICULOUS. AND WHERE ARE YOU CATS FROM? SOTTO VOCE: OH, SO CATS IS OK, BUT DOGS IS WEIRD. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. IS IT LEADING US HOME? WE'RE FROM, UH... NOT FAR AWAY. FAR AWAY. FAR AWAY. NOT FAR AWAY. RIGHT, NOT FAR, BUT, UM` BUT` BUT... FAR. UH, CLOSE. FAR. (CHUCKLES) HEY, RASCAL. YEAH, SEACAT? SEEMS TO ME THAT WE'VE GOT SOME UNWANTED HODADS... HODADS! THAT WE NEED TO PUT THE KIBOSH` KIBOSH! NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. (SCOFFS) WE DON'T JELLY... JELLY! ...ROLL TO OUTSIDERS. ENGINES RUMBLE, TYRES SQUEAL PEOPLE YELL THIS IS BIG MOMMA'S, THE RESTAURANT WHERE THE SURFERS AND BIKERS ALL HANG. BIKERS? WHAT BIKERS? ENGINES REV JAUNTY ROCK MUSIC ENGINES CONTINUE RUMBLING EACH GANG WANTS THE OTHER ONE GONE SO THE OTHERS CAN HAVE IT FOR THEMSELVES. RUMBLING CONTINUES JAUNTY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES HERE COMES BUTCHY, THE LEADER OF THE MOTORCYCLE GANG, 'THE RODENTS'. THE RODENTS?! < ENGINE REVS, RUMBLES HOW COOL IS THAT? SO WE LANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF A SURF-AND-TURF WAR? (TURNS ENGINE OFF) < CAT SCREECHES JAUNTY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES # OOH-WAH, OOH-WAH, # OOH-WAH, OOH! # SURFERS. (CRACKS NECK) THOUGHT I SMELLED SOMETHING FISHY. RODENTS. I KNEW I SHOULDA LAID SOME TRAPS. THOUGHT YOU WERE EXTERMINATED. AND I THOUGHT YOU SURFERS WAS ALL WASHED UP. YEAH, COS CLEARLY, YOUSE IS DRIPS. YOU SHOULD MAKE LIKE THE OCEAN AND WAVE GOODBYE, (GIGGLES) COS BUTCHY WANTS THIS PLACE TO HIMSELF. YEAH, BUTCHY WANTS THIS PLACE ALL TO HIMSELF. YEAH, BUTCHY WANTS... OH. THEY DOES NOT LIE. SORRY, (LAUGHS) BUT BIG MOMMA'S IS A PERFECT HANG-OUT. WE WANT IT ALL TO OURSELVES. I'M SO VERY SORRY, BUT THAT MIGHT NOT PROBABLY HAPPEN. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. WHAT? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT. (CLICKS FINGERS) UPBEAT DRUM MUSIC UPBEAT DRUM MUSIC CONTINUES RECORD SCRATCHES, EXCITING ROCK MUSIC PLAYS STAND BACK. WHY? CLICKING YOU'LL SEE. BIKERS CLICK FINGERS RHYTHMICALLY # YOU BETTER RUN, RUN, RUN. HERE WE COME, REVVIN' OUR ENGINES UNDER THE SUN. # YOU'RE CRUISIN' # FOR A BRUISIN'. # WHOO! KEEPING IT COOL, SMOOTH AND STEADY. SLICKED-BACK HAIR. MAN, THINGS ARE GETTING HEAVY. # YOU'RE CRUISIN' # FOR A BRUISIN'. # TWO WHEELS AND AN OPEN ROAD, # WRAPPED IN LEATHER, READY TO GO. # DON'T STOP, STOP THE MUSIC. # WE RIDE FAST, LIKE A BULLET. # WE DO ANYTHING WE WANT, ANY TIME WE WANT. OH, YEAH. # OH, YEAH. # WE JUST RIDE, RIDE, RIDE ALL DAY. # WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. # BUBBLE GUM, CHERRY POP, GO TO THE HOP. # HANGIN' WITH MY BROTHER COS HIS FRIENDS ARE SO HOT, WHILE THEY'RE CRUISIN' # FOR SOME BRUISIN'. ALL RIGHT. # I WENT TO THE DRIVE-IN. WHAT DID I SEE? A HUNDRED LITTLE BETTIES ALL STARIN' AT ME. # I WAS CRUISIN' # FOR SOME LOVING. # I GOT THESE TWO WHEELS AND AN OPEN ROAD. JUST POP THAT CLUTCH. I'M READY TO GO. COME ON! # DON'T STOP, STOP THE MUSIC. # WE RIDE FAST LIKE A BULLET. # WE DO ANYTHING WE WANT, ANY TIME WE WANT. OH, YEAH. # OH, YEAH. # WE JUST RIDE, RIDE, RIDE ALL DAY. # WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. OH, NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. OOH! # ONE, A-TWO. A-ONE, TWO, THREE. # A-WHO, WHO, WHO'S RIDIN' WITH ME? # I GOT A GANG FULL OF BRUISERS ALL CRUISIN' WITH ME, # AND WE'RE TEARING UP, WE'RE TEARING UP, WE'RE TEARING UP THE STREETS. OOH! BOTH PLAY GUITAR SOLO (PLAYS SOLO) EXCITING ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING # AH. # AH. # AH. # AH. # AH. # AH... SONG WINDS DOWN, ALL PANT IN SYNC # DON'T STOP, STOP THE MUSIC. # WE RIDE FAST, LIKE A BULLET. # WE DO ANYTHING WE WANT, ANY TIME WE WANT. OH, YEAH. # OH, YEAH. # WE JUST RIDE, RIDE, RIDE ALL DAY. # WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. # SO DON'T STOP, STOP THE MUSIC. # WE RIDE FAST, LIKE A BULLET. # WE DO ANYTHING WE WANT, ANY TIME WE WANT. OH, YEAH. # OH, YEAH. # WE JUST RIDE, RIDE, RIDE ALL DAY. # WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. # OH, NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE ANY OTHER WAY. OOH! # PEOPLE CHEER WHOO! (SIGHS) YOU JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, COULD YOU? (EXHALES) I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN THAT NUMBER. (CHUCKLES) (SIGHS) 1 REMEMBER THAT MOVIE WITH THE ROBOT WHO DRANK LIQUID FROM AN ABANDONED SPACESHIP, TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE MIDDLE-SCHOOL TEACHER WHO TAUGHT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL TO SALSA DANCE AND THEN WENT ON TO WIN THE REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS? YEAH. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THIS! PEOPLE CHATTER OH, I HAVE AN IDEA. HAND ME MY CELL. UH, WHAT YEAR WAS THIS MOVIE MADE? UH, AROUND 1960 AND` AND YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT WITH A CELL PHONE THAT DOESN'T EXIST YET? CALL MY FOLKS WHO... WEREN'T BORN YET. RIGHT. RIGHT. BRADY, MY ENTIRE FUTURE DEPENDS ON US GETTING OUT OF HERE, LIKE, NOW! EXCEPT MAYBE IT WOULD BE FUN TO HANG FOR A BIT. EXCEPT NO, IT WOULDN'T, BECAUSE I HAVE TO CATCH A PLANE IN TWO HOURS ` WELL, TWO HOURS AND 50 YEARS. (SIGHS) FINE. MAYBE WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE GOT HERE IN ORDER TO KNOW HOW TO LEAVE. SO WE CAME IN ON THAT STORM, RIGHT? MAYBE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. SO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR A STORM TO GET OUT OF HERE? YEAH, BUT WE'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE THERE'S A HUGE STORM AT THE END OF THE MOVIE. OK. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IN THE MEANTIME? ALL LAUGH ALL CHANT: HEY! YEAH-YEAH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH! HEY! ALL: OH! ALL LAUGH OH, HEY, WE'RE HAVING A SHREDDER SHINDIG TONIGHT HERE AT BIG MOMMA'S. YOU SHOULD BOTH MAKE THE SCENE. YEAH, BUT` SOUNDS BLASTIN'! YEAH! HEY! ALL: COWABUNGA! WHOO! RADICAL! ALL CHEER WHOO! WE'RE STUCK IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, AND YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD USE OF TIME IS TO PARTY? WELL, NOT ME. SURF MUSIC PLAYS THIS WAS... HOW AM I WEARING...? (STAMMERS) WHERE DID THESE OUTFITS COME FROM? FROM THE MAGIC OF MOVIES. AH, YOU LOOK NICE. DUDE, YOUR BOARD. WHAT? HOW DID THAT GET HERE? TINKLING MUSIC WATER RUNS COME ON. LET'S GO. # BOP, SHOO-WOP-BOP. BOP, SHOO-WOP. # BAH-BAH-BAM. BAH-BO-BAM. BAH-BO-BAH-BAH-BO-BAM. # BOP, SHOO-WOP-BOP. BOP, SHOO-WOP. # BAH-BAH-BAM. BAH-BO-BAM. BAH-BO-BAH-BAH-BO-BAM. HEY, GIGGLES. THOSE HIPS ARE SO SEISMIC. IT AIN'T MOVING 'EM THAT'S THE PROBLEM, SEACAT. IT'S GETTING 'EM TO STOP. YEAH! # BOP, SHOO-WOP-BOP. BOP, SHOO-WOP. # BAH-BAH-BAM. BAH-BO-BAM. BAH-BO-BAH-BAH-BO-BAM. SO THIS IS A SHINDIG. YEP. AND YOU'RE DRESSED FOR IT. LET'S ROLL. # BAH-BAH-BAM. BAH-BO-BAM. BAH-BO-BAH-BAH-BO-BAM. PEOPLE CHATTER # BOP, SHOO-WOP-BOP. BOP, SHOO-WOP. # SO, BOSS, HOW WE GONNA GET BIG MOMMA'S TO BE ONLY A BIKER JOINT? SHUT UP. I'M THINKING. HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA TAKE? OH, GREAT, NOW I GOTS TWO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT (!) LET'S GO. JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS, CHATTER CONTINUES WE'S NOT GONNA LET A BUNCH OF WATERLOGGED WASH-OUTS SPOIL OUR VERY FINE EVENING. (SCOFFS) BIG MOMMA'S IS LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME... IF I HAD A FIRST ONE. I POPPED MY FIRST WHEELIE IN HERE. HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT SURFER DUDE EYEBALLIN' YOU? YEAH, I SAW HIM. I SAW HIM, ALL RIGHT. (CHUCKLES) (GRUNTS) SODAS FOR EVERYONE. THANKS, SIS. HEY, THOSE SURFERS WEREN'T BOTHERING YOU, WERE THEY? NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT SO BAD. ALL SURFERS IS BAD. YEAH, ALL SURFERS IS BAD. EXCEPT FOR THE ONES THAT ARE VERY BAD. THEY'RE EVEN WORSE. ALL LAUGH (CLICKS FINGERS) ALL LAUGH (CLICKS FINGERS) ALL LAUGH (CLICKS FINGERS) PEOPLE CHATTER, CHEER IN BACKGROUND (GASPS) OOH, IT'S ALMOST TIME. LET'S GO, LET'S GO. (MOUTHS, GASPS) HEY, BIG MOMMA, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO FRY UP A FISH BURGER. WELL, IF YOU CAN CATCH IT, BIG MOMMA CAN COOK IT! (CHUCKLES) OOH! (CHUCKLES) SINGS: 'OOH, SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER.' (LAUGHS) OH, BOY, I GOTTA COOK. (CHUCKLES) CHEERING, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS # THE DAY STARTED ORDINARY. COME ON. LET'S DANCE. NO. # OOH-OOH. I'M SORRY. # IT WAS THE SAME OLD STORY ` # TOO FRESH OR TOO SHY. # OOH-OOH. # I'M NOT THE KIND TO FALL FOR A GUY # WHO FLASHES A SMILE. # IT GOES ON FOR MILES. # DON'T USUALLY SWOON, BUT I'M OVER THE MOON. # COS HE WAS JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. # AND NOW I'M... # ...FALLIN' FOR YA, FALLIN' FOR YA. # CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER, AND NOW I'M FALLIN' FOR YA. # SHOO, SHOO. # FEELS LIKE I TUMBLED FROM ANOTHER WORLD,... # SHOO, SHOO. # INTO YOUR ARMS AND SO SECURE. # SHOO, SHOO. # MAYBE I'LL STUMBLE, BUT I KNOW FOR SURE, # SHOO, SHOO. # HEAD OVER HEELS, I'M GONNA BE YOUR GIRL. BRADY. BRADY, BRADY, BRADY. WHAT? I'M SORRY, BUT I'M WORRIED. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT AROUND FOR THE STORM. I'M GONNA HEAD BACK TO THE BEACH AND TRY AND FIGURE A WAY OUT OF HERE. NO, NO. MACK, MACK, REMEMBER? THIS IS THE PART OF THE MOVIE WE SAW AT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S, WHERE THE TWO LEADS GET TOGETHER. YOU ENJOY IT. I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I COME UP WITH ANYTHING. UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING WHOA, WHOA! (GASPS) # AND NOW I'M FALLIN' FOR YA, # FALLIN' FOR YA. # I KNOW I SHOULDN'T, BUT I... I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF FROM FALLIN' FOR YA, # FALLIN' FOR YA. # CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER, AND NOW I'M FALLING FOR YOU. # YOU SAVED MY LIFE. NOT REALLY. (CHUCKLES) THE STAGE IS, LIKE, 2FT UP. THE WORST YOU WOULD'VE DONE IS BROKEN A NAIL. I GUESS I LITERALLY FELL FOR YOU, HUH? I'M LELA. I KNOW. I MEAN,... YEAH, YOU ARE. I MEAN,... I'VE DREAMED ABOUT THIS SINCE I WAS, LIKE, IN FIFTH GRADE. WHO ARE YOU? BRADY, KNIGHT IN SHINING BOARD SHORTS. THAT'S A REALLY LONG LAST NAME. BOTH CHUCKLE NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN. UM, (CLEARS THROAT) SORRY. I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU. NOW THAT YOU DO, DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? SURE. UH, (CLEARS THROAT) IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE SECOND. BRADY, UM, CAN I HAVE A MOMENT? A REALLY QUICK, IMPORTANT MOMENT. EXCUSE ME, LELA. OK. IT WAS REALLY GREAT FALLING INTO YOU. I` I HOPE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. THE MANNEQUIN WITH SIX ROWS OF TEETH JUST ASKED ME OUT. MACK, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. (SIGHS) WE COULD WRITE A LIST OF THINGS THAT AREN'T RIGHT, STARTING WITH THE FACT THAT THERE ARE ENOUGH THINGS TO WRITE A LIST. LOOK AROUND. NOTHING'S HAPPENING. IT'S ALMOST... IT'S ALMOST DULL. OK. AND? (SIGHS) OK, SO WHEN LELA SINGS THAT SONG ABOUT FINDING THE PERFECT BOY AND BEING HAPPY` SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT. WHY DOES SHE NEED A BOY TO BE HAPPY? BECAUSE IT'S 1962. THE THING IS AFTER SHE SINGS THAT SONG, IT'S TANNER WHO'S SUPPOSED TO CATCH HER AS HE'S WALKING BY. OK. WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER HE CATCHES HER? THEY FALL INSTANTLY IN LOVE BUT ARE PULLED APART, AND A FULL-ON DANCE WAR BREAKS OUT. CURIOUS MUSIC IT'S ALMOST LIKE NOBODY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO NEXT. OH. (GASPS) LELA AND TANNER WERE SUPPOSED TO FALL INTO EACH OTHER'S ARMS, FIND LOVE AND THEN ARE PULLED APART BY A TURF WAR. THAT'S HOW THE MOVIE'S WRITTEN? BUT INSTEAD, THEY FELL INTO OUR ARMS, AND NOW THEY'RE INTO US. AND THERE'S NO TURF WAR. RIGHT. SO WE CHANGED THE MOVIE. WE CHANGED THE MOVIE. WE CHANGED THE MOVIE! YEAH. WELL, DO YOU THINK IT WILL AFFECT ANYTHING? IT AFFECTED WHO THEY FELL FOR. WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IT COULD AFFECT. OK. OK, BRADY, YOU SAID THAT THERE'S A STORM AT THE END OF THE MOVIE THAT WE CAN RIDE OUT OF HERE ON. YEAH, THREE DAYS AFTER THEY MEET. PEOPLE CHATTER IN BACKGROUND (CLEARS THROAT) I'M GONNA ASK YOU SOMETHING, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW, AND I KNOW YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA KNOW ` IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS THAT COULD, SOMEHOW AFFECT THAT STORM? GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND MYSTERIOUS MUSIC (GASPS) SEE? DIDN'T WANNA KNOW. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE, YOU'RE ON THE WRONG BEACH. I'M LOOKING TO SEE IF LES CAMEMBERT IS BUILDING HIS DIABOLICAL WEATHER MACHINE. HOW OFTEN DO YOU HEAR THAT SENTENCE? REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MANIACAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER. OR THAT ONE. LES CAMEMBERT KNOWS THIS BEACHFRONT PROPERTY WILL BE GOLD SOMEDAY, SO HE TELLS BIG MOMMA TO SELL IT TO HIM SO HE CAN BUILD AN OVERPRICED RESORT. SHE SAYS NO. OF COURSE SHE DOES, OR THERE'D BE NO MOVIE. IT GETS BETTER. (SIGHS) I CAN'T WAIT (!) (PANTS) LET'S JUST STOP RIGHT HERE. WHIRRING, ELECTRICITY CRACKLES NO WAY. IT'S THE CAMEMBERT HIDEOUT. LET'S GO! COME ON. LAID-BACK MUSIC PLAYS SINISTER MUSIC (GASPS) THIS IS IT. HOW DO WE GET IN? WIND GUSTS (EXHALES) BOOM. YOU KNOW, I'VE DREAMED OF A SCHEME LIKE THIS EVER SINCE I WAS A MERE LAD CONNING MY SCHOOLFELLOWS OUT OF THEIR LUNCH MONEY. LUNCH? HOW ABOUT TAKEOUT? THAT'S HIM. HE'S ALL BRITISH AND PROPER, BUT HE'S FROM PITTSBURGH. WHO'S THAT WITH HIM? (LAUGHS) WHAT ARE THEY BUILDING? DESPERATE TO GET BIG MOMMA'S, LES CAMEMBERT HIRES A MAD SCIENTIST, DR FUSION, TO CARRY OUT HIS DIABOLICAL IDEA. (EXHALES) COME ON, COME ON. MACHINE WHIRRS, ELECTRICITY CRACKLES > WHISPERS: WHAT IS THAT? LES CAMEMBERT'S DIABOLICAL WEATHER-ALTERING MACHINE. MACHINE POWERS DOWN (SIGHS) YES, YES, YES. MANUAL? THIS THING'S ALMOST BUILT. SHOULDN'T YOU BE OFF BOOK? OH. (CHUCKLES) SINISTER MUSIC THIS MACHINE WILL SO DRASTICALLY CHANGE THE WEATHER PATTERNS, IT WILL LITERALLY STILL THE OCEANS SO THERE'S NO LONGER SURF. IT'LL CREATE HUMIDITY SO DENSE, IT'LL RUST EVERY PIECE OFF OF THOSE SHINY CHROME MACHINES. THE SURFERS WILL LEAVE TO FIND A NEW SPOT TO SURF, THE BIKERS WON'T COME NEAR THIS AREA EVER AGAIN, AND I SHALL TRIUMPH ` TRIUMPH, I SAY! (COUGHS) YOU WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH. YES, BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN RATHER WARY OF THE LAST LAUGH. I MEAN, WHAT IF IT WAS ONLY MODERATELY FUNNY? (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) HA! AND THIS THING NEVER WON AN OSCAR. (SIGHS) MACK. W-W-W-W-WAIT, IN THE MOVIE, LELA AND TANNER DISCOVER LES' PLAN. THEY UNITE THE SURFERS AND BIKERS AND DESTROY THE MACHINE, WHICH ENDS IN AN EXPLOSION. THAT'S WHAT CREATES THE STORM. SO IF LELA AND TANNER DON'T GET BACK TOGETHER, WHICH WOULD PUT THE MOVIE BACK ON TRACK THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO PLAY OUT... THEN THE CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT CREATE THAT STORM WON'T HAPPEN. AND WE'LL BE STUCK HERE AND NEVER GET HOME. DON'T WORRY. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. # BEACH PARTY. BUTCHY, IT'S COLD. GIVE ME YOUR JACKET. # BEACH PARTY. (GIGGLES) (GASPS) HERE. # BEACH PARTY. OH, THANKS AGAIN, BRADY, FOR CATCHING ME. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE... (GASPS) OH, BUNKERS. ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER? I WOULD NEVER TAKE ANOTHER GIRL'S BOY. I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE STEALING AND, WELL, PROBABLY VERY HARD TO RETURN. UH, NO, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. I MEAN, WE'RE TOGETHER, BUT WE'RE NOT... TOGETHER. # BEACH PARTY. # LELA, THIS IS MCKENZIE. OH. SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND IF BRADY TOOK ME FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH? PLEASE. I MEAN, BEACHES ARE MEANT TO BE WALKED ON. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED... BEACHES. YOU GUYS ARE STRANGE. I LIKE THAT. UM, MEET ME BY THE WATER, BRADY. (GIGGLES) OH, IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. SURF MUSIC PLAYS I DON'T GET IT. OK, FIRST, YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, BUT THEN YOU THROW ME IN THE ARMS OF SOMEONE ELSE? SHE'S CRUSHING ON YOU. I LIKE YOU, AND UNTIL YOU GO OFF TO THAT SCHOOL, I'M NOT GONNA LIKE ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU. # ...PARTY, BEACH PARTY. THE WAY I LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT SEEING WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I CAN EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BRADY, BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT FOR YOU. # BEACH PARTY. # OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH. BEACH PARTY. BEACH PARTY. SO THE WAY TO GET HER TO LIKE HIM IS FOR ME TO DEFLECT HER AFFECTIONS OFF OF ME AND ON TO HIM. I REALLY HOPE SO. I'M GONNA DO THE SAME WITH TANNER. (SIGHS) ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN GET THAT SMOKIN' GIRL TO HATE ME. (EXHALES) # BEACH PARTY. PARTY WITH FRIENDS. # (PLAYS GUITAR) HI. HI. UM, DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU? (CHUCKLES) OF COURSE NOT. I'D WANNA JOIN ME TOO. BOTH CHUCKLE SO, HEY, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN A CHICK QUITE LIKE YOU. (CHUCKLES) CHICK? REALLY? HOLD ON WHILE I LAY SOME EGGS. (CHUCKLES) OK. (CHUCKLES) NO, THAT WAS, UM... NEVER MIND. UH, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT. IT'S NICE. (CHUCKLES) SURE. SO, LELA, HOW COME YOU BIKERS DON'T GET ALONG WITH THE SURFERS? OH, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT. WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. PLUS, WE BOTH WANT BIG MOMMA'S. SOME OF THEM SEEM PRETTY COOL, LIKE, UM, THAT GUY TANNER. IT WAS VERY COURAGEOUS OF YOU TO CHARGE THE STAGE LIKE THAT AND SAVE MY LIFE. COURAGEOUS? NO, NO, NO. ROMANTIC MUSIC MAYBE. I MEAN, I'M SURE ANYONE WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME ` EVEN A SURFER. YOU'RE MY HERO. HERO? ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUES I MEAN... RECORD SCRATCHES LISTEN, LELA, IT'S AMAZING SPENDING TIME WITH YOU, BUT IT'S NOT, UH... I'M NOT WHAT YOU THINK. (PLAYS GUITAR) SO, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR. I KNOW. NO, I MEAN... ARE YOU GOOD? I FEEL A LITTLE TIRED BUT... UH, AT PLAYING GUITAR. (CHUCKLES) WELL, SURE, WHEN SOMETHING INSPIRES ME. (LOWERS VOICE) IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE, PLAY ON. CRICKETS CHIRP, PEOPLE CHATTER DISTANTLY WAS THAT SHAKESPEARE? HUH? UH, NO. THAT WAS ME. SOMETIMES I TALK LOW FOR EFFECT. IT WORKS. (CHUCKLES) THANKS. I CAN DO (SINGS HIGH-PITCHED) 'HIGH' ALSO, BUT CHICKS REALLY DIG LOW BETTER. (CHUCKLES) YEAH. (CHUCKLES) YOU KNOW, I DIG YOU, MACK. YOU'RE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER GIRLS AROUND HERE. ACTUALLY, NO. (CHUCKLES) I'M NOT DIFFERENT. I'M TOTALLY THE SAME. THE SAME AS WHAT? AS EVERYONE THAT ISN'T DIFFERENT. YOU MIND IF I WRITE A SONG FOR YOU? UH, YES. (CHUCKLES) WHAT WORD RHYMES WITH MACK? SMACK? THAT'S A TERRIBLE SONG. REALLY, TANNER, YOU ONLY LIKE ME BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT RUNNING INTO YOU WAS DESTINY, BUT... NOT OUR DESTINY, YOUR DESTINY, WITH SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE MEANT TO BE WITH THAT ISN'T ME. SEE? OH. OH, GOOD, A SONG ANYWAY (!) # I BELIEVE WE ALL HAVE A SOULMATE, # THE CHANCE FOR A PERFECT DUET. # I BELIEVE IN HOPELESS DEVOTION. # I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND HER YET. # BUT IN MY MIND, I SEE # THE CHICK WHO IS MEANT FOR ME. # SHE'LL BE SOMEONE WHO IS LOVELY, # SOMEONE WONDERFUL AND TRUE. # THE KIND OF BOY WHO MAKES YOU SMILE, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE. # AND I KNOW, I KNOW SHE'S OUT THERE. # AND I KNOW, I KNOW HE'S OUT THERE. # MOST DEFINITELY. # OH, YEAH. # NOT A PHONY OR A FAKE,... # ...SWEETER THAN A CHOCOLATE SHAKE, MY MEANT-TO-BE. # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, # YOU GO KINDA CRAZY. # MEANT TO BE, YOU FORGET YOUR NAME, # BUT IT'S MEANT TO BE. # IT'S DESTINY CALLING, # AND NOTHING EVER WILL BE THE SAME. # OH, YEAH. # YOU MEET A GIRL WHO'S INTO MUSIC # TO RIDE UP HIGH ON CUPID'S WINGS. # FIND THAT BOY WITH PERFECT HAIR. # HELLO, HOLLYWOOD, ENDING WITH STRINGS. # OH, I KNOW, I KNOW SHE'S OUT THERE. # OH, I KNOW, I KNOW HE'S OUT THERE. # CAN'T YOU SEE? # OH, YEAH. # MAYBE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE ONE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET,... # ...YOUR MEANT-TO-BE. # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE,... # ...THE STARS SEEM TO GLISTEN. # MEANT TO BE, ALL THE CLOUDS DEPART. # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, THAT'S DESTINY CALLING, # AND IF YOU LISTEN, YOU'LL FIND YOUR HEART. # FOUR EYES MEET, AND THE MEET IS SWEET. # COULD IT LEAD TO SOMETHING MORE? # WHAT'S THE DEAL WHEN THE WAY YOU FEEL... # ...IS SOMETHING YOU NEVER FELT BEFORE? OH! GEE. UM... PLAN B? # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DUM. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. OVERLAPPING VOCALISING # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, # YOU GO KIND OF CRAZY. # MEANT TO BE, YOU FORGET YOUR NAME. # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, # IT'S DESTINY CALLING, # AND NOTHING EVER WILL BE THE SAME. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DUM. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA, DA-DA. # IT'S DESTINY CALLING. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA... # (SIGHS) THINKIN' THAT DIDN'T GO AS WELL AS WE HOPED. WAIT. OH NO. IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE. WHAT`? WHAT DO WE DO? UH, IN THE MOVIE, THE NEXT THING TO HAPPEN IS... THE BIKER GIRLS ALL HAVE A PYJAMA PARTY AND THE SURFER GUYS ALL HANG AT BIG MOMMA'S. MAYBE WE NEED TO GET OURSELVES INVITED. ALL RIGHT, SO I'LL GO THIS WAY, YOU GO THAT WAY. COOL? YEAH. LET'S DO IT. MY BAD. IT'S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE; I SHOULD KNOW. SORRY. BRADY! LELA, YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NEVER DONE? EATEN A ROCK, KISSED A SQUIRREL. ALL EXCITING THINGS, BUT NO. I'VE NEVER HAD A PYJAMA PARTY. WE DO THEM ALL THE TIME. WE'RE HAVING ONE TONIGHT. YOU DON'T SAY. SURE, I DO. I JUST DID. TANNER, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING LATER? HANGIN' AT BIG MOMMA'S. WANNA COME? SURE. COOL. (SIGHS) GIRLS TEND TO OVERCOMPLICATE THINGS. HEY, LELA, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY INVITE MACK TO YOUR SLEEPOVER. OH, GREAT IDEA. HOW ABOUT IT, MACK? I WOULDN'T MISS IT. (SQUEALS, CHUCKLES) (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) WHEE! (GIGGLES) (SIGHS) MYSTERIOUS MUSIC BRADY. WHOA. YOU`? YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT? IF YOU DID. PEOPLE CHATTER IN BACKGROUND, LAID-BACK MUSIC PLAYS WHAT`? WHAT'S GOING ON? WELL, RASH GUARDS DIDN'T EXIST THEN, RIGHT? SO IT DOESN'T BELONG HERE, AND IT DISAPPEARED. WAIT. WAIT, WE DIDN'T BELONG HERE EITHER, SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US? UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS NO! NO MUSIC. MUSIC STOPS BRADY, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. I HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE. (SIGHS) IT'S NOT ME. UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS NO. NO, THIS IS NOT A SONG! MUSIC STOPS (SIGHS) (SIGHS) 1 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW. YOU ALWAYS HAVE IT THE SAME. COME ON. ONE TIME. JUST KEEP TEASIN', STRUTS. (SIGHS) JIMINY JEEPS, CHEE CHEE. HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT ME TO GO? UNTIL YOUR EARS POP. OK, BUT YOU BETTER STEER CLEAR OF CEILING FANS. AND THIS TIME, MAKE IT EVEN. LAST TIME, I KEPT TIPPIN' OVER. (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) WHAT DO YOU THINK? GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS OH MY GOSH. > OK. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. SHOULD I WEAR THIS TO GO SEE BRADY? (CHUCKLES) HE LOVES TO SURF, AND THE WATER'S BLUE, AND THIS DRESS IS BLUE, SO THE NEXT TIME HE GOES SURFING, HE'LL SEE THE BLUE WATER, AND HE'LL THINK OF ME. OH MY GOSH, I LOVE IT. GIRLS GIGGLE IT'S PERFECT. WHY SHOULD A BOY INFLUENCE WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR? OR ANYTHING YOU DO? SIMPLE. A GIRL WILL LOOK AT YOUR DRESS; A BOY WILL LOOK AT HOW YOU LOOK IN YOUR DRESS. (CHUCKLES) YEAH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH LETTIN' A BOY BE IN CONTROL OF THINGS? GIRLS GIGGLE IT'S YOUR LIFE. YOU CAN DECIDE WHAT TO DO. I DECIDE TO LET BOYS DECIDE... ...TO ASK US OUT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK THEM OUT? GIRLS GASP HAS THE SPARK COME OFF YOUR PLUGS? YEAH, WE DON'T ASK ANYONE OUT. WE CAN DO ANYTHING A GUY CAN DO. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM, BUT AROUND HERE, YOU HAVE TO ASK A BOY OUT WITHOUT ASKING HIM. (CHUCKLES) YOU KNOW, LIKE, WITH YOUR EYES. (GIGGLES) GIRLS GIGGLE UPBEAT MUSIC # BA-BA-BA-BOING, BA-BA-BOING, BA-BA-BOING, BA-BOING. # BA-BA-BA-BOING, BA-BA-BOING, BA-BA-BOING, BA-BOING. BIRD SQUAWKS WHAT'S UP? IT'S WIGGED OUT. I KEEP MISSING. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? IT'S THIS GAME I PLAY (GRUNTS) BIRD SQUAWKS WHERE I SHOOT STUFF, AND I TRY TO HIT THAT ANGRY BIRD. WAIT A MINUTE, ANGRY... (CHUCKLES) SO, ALL YOU GUYS DO AROUND HERE IS HANG, EAT AND SURF? IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY? SOUNDS... PERFECT. (SIGHS) SURE ARE SOME BOO-HA BEAUTIES AROUND HERE, LIKE, UH, THAT GIRL LELA. THE RODENT? WE DON'T DATE NO RATS. YOU WOULDN'T TAKE OUT A GIRL JUST COS SHE'S A BIKER? THE TIDE WOULDN'T TAKE OUT A GIRL JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A BIKER. (CHUCKLES) DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE GUYS. DOESN'T MATTER IF A GIRL'S A SURFER OR A BIKER OR A BOOKWORM. WHAT DO YOU LIKE? (CHUCKLES) WELL, A GIRL'S GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YA KNOW? # WHEN YOU MEET # A GIRL YOU LIKE, # YOU SHOULD TAKE # MY ADVICE. # GIRLS LIKE BOYS # LIKE ME. UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS # OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH. # TAKE THE LEAD. SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU'RE IN CONTROL. # LET HER BREATHE. CHILL OUT AND GO WITH THE FLOW. # MAKE ALL THE PLANS. # DON'T BE IMPOLITE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS, KNOW WHAT GIRLS... YEAH, I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # A QUICK GLANCE, BAT YOUR EYES AND LOOK AWAY. # TAKE A CHANCE. WHY NOT ASK HIM ON A DATE? # PICK UP THE CHEQUE. # NO! # BAKE HIM A PIE. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS, KNOW WHAT BOYS... YEAH, I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. # HANG WITH THE GUYS. DON'T LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE. # LOOK IN HER EYES, AND TELL HER EVEN IF YOU'RE SCARED. # YOU GOT IT WRONG. # NO. I GOT IT RIGHT. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS, KNOW WHAT GIRLS... YEAH, I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # STRETCH PANTS, CUTE SWEATER AND SWEET PERFUME. # DON'T DRESS FOR HIM. IT'S BETTER WHEN YOU DRESS FOR YOU. I KEEP IT LOOSE. # MY OUTFIT IS TIGHT. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS, KNOW WHAT BOYS... YEAH, I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. # ALL THE BOYS, # THEY TRY TO WOO ME. # THE MORE THEY CHASE ME, THE MORE I RESIST. # ALL THE GIRLS, # THEY THINK I'M GROOVY. # THERE'S ONLY ONE GIRL THAT'S ON MY LIST. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. # OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. # I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. # I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. # BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME. # GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. LIKE ME. GIRLS CHATTER # OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH. # GIRLS SQUEAL PEOPLE CHATTER IN BACKGROUND, SEAGULLS SQUAWK (CHUCKLES) WHAT'S UP, ELVIS? HEY, FRAT BOY. HOW'D LAST NIGHT GO? IT'S SO COOL BEING ONE OF THOSE GUYS, EVEN FOR A NIGHT, YA KNOW? THEY LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER. WELL, I COULDN'T GET LELA TO TALK ABOUT TANNER. I DON'T THINK WE'RE ANY CLOSER THAN WE WERE BEFORE. NOT REALLY, NO. (SIGHS) I MEAN... WHAT IF WE CAN'T GET THEM TOGETHER? WE COULD BE STUCK HERE FOREVER. (CHUCKLES) WOULD IT BE SO BAD? YES. EVERY MINUTE THAT I'M HERE IS ANOTHER MINUTE THAT I'M NOT DOING WHAT MY MOM WANTED. EVERY MINUTE THAT WE'RE HERE, WE'RE TOGETHER. I KNOW BUT` BESIDES, WHEN WILL WE GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO BE IN A MOVIE? LIKE, ACTUALLY IN A MOVIE? (CHUCKLES) CHATTER CONTINUES COME ON, MACK. WHAT'S YOUR HURRY TO GROW UP AND LEAVE? EVERYONE'S COUNTING ON ME TO. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO? I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD. I DO. WELL, THEN HELP ME GET HOME. FINE. MAYBE WE JUST NEED TO GET LELA AND TANNER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH EACH OTHER WITHOUT PEER PRESSURE. RIGHT, SO THEY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AS PEOPLE AND NOT JUST RIVALS. YEAH. HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL I FIGURE IT OUT. (SIGHS) SEAGULLS SQUAWK JAUNTY MUSIC SEACAT, LOOK! # BA-DA-BA-DA, BA-BUM. BA-DA-BA-DA, BA-BUM. HEY! WHOA, WAHINI! # BA-DA-BA-DA, BA-BUM. (CHUCKLES) COWABUNGA! (LAUGHS) COWABUNGA. # BA-DA-BA-DA, BA-BUM... YEAH. (CHUCKLES) # BA-DA-BA-DA, BA-BUM. # I'VE NEVER BEEN BEATEN ON THE WAVES BEFORE, ESPECIALLY NOT BY A GIRL. (CHUCKLES) I THINK THAT GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING GUYS CAN DO. WELL, IF I WAS GONNA THINK SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, I THINK... I` I THINK THAT PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT I THINK. DOES THAT GO FOR BIKERS TOO? THE TRUTH IS BIKERS AREN'T THAT BAD. THEY WANT THE SAME THING WE WANT. WE JUST WANT IT BETTER. SO WHY ALL THE CONFLICT BETWEEN YOU? I DON'T KNOW. IT'S SORT OF WHAT EVERYONE EXPECTS. LIKE, IT'S THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN, I GUESS. IT'S LIKE YOUR HEART'S TELLING YOU ONE THING, BUT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. YEAH. I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST THE 'SOMETHING ELSE' THAT ALWAYS GETS IN THE WAY. YOU'RE A PRETTY SMART GUY. YEAH, BUT MORE PRETTY. (CHUCKLES) GIRL LAUGHS IN BACKGROUND, BIRDS TWITTER CRICKETS CHIRP RECORD SCRATCHES OH. (CHUCKLES) I KNOW THIS ELECTRONIC STUFF CAN BE REALLY COMPLICATED. LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS OH. COME HERE. COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE. (CHUCKLES) UH... SIT. REALLY, LELA, IT'S` IT'S FINE. NO, WE'RE JUST GONNA TRY IT. OH. ARE YOU OK? YEAH. YEAH, I'M JUST... HOMESICK. OH NO. IS IT THE DECOR? I... OH. NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT` I'M NOT SICK OF YOUR HOME. I'M JUST... HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU AND BRADY? GOOD, (CHUCKLES) I GUESS. HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU AND TANNER? GOOD, I GUESS. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK THAT BOYS DON'T TELL US WHAT THEY'RE THINKING JUST BECAUSE TELLING US WOULD INVOLVE MORE THINKING. BUT THEY MAKE UP FOR IT BY BEING CUTE (CHUCKLES) AND BOYS. (CHUCKLES) HEY, THAT'S A REALLY PRETTY NECKLACE. IT'S HAWAIIAN. IT MEANS FRIENDSHIP FOREVER, LIKE US NOW. BOTH CHUCKLE YOU'RE NOT AT ALL WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D BE. YEAH. I'M NOT AS MUCH LIKE ME AS PEOPLE THINK. LIGHT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING (CHUCKLES) YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. I FEEL LIKE I COULD TELL YOU ANYTHING. YEAH, I KNOW. IT DOES FEEL LIKE THAT, DOESN'T IT? I HAVE A SECRET I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY. WELL, YOU CAN TELL ME IF YOU WANT. I MEAN, FRIENDSHIP FOREVER, RIGHT? OK. OK. (EXHALES SHARPLY) READY? MM-HM. LIGHT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING I WANNA SURF. SURF? COOL. I MEAN, LIKE A PRO. IT'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE, I KNOW, AND IF MY BROTHER EVER FOUND OUT, HE WOULD BLOW A GASKET. PLUS, NO GIRL'S EVER SURFED LIKE A BOY BEFORE. I MEAN, UNTIL YOU, BUT THAT'S... THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO. OH, IT'S CRAZY, HUH? LELA. NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CAN'T DO IN LIFE. BUT... HOW DO I DO THAT? IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY, BELIEVE ME, BUT... (SIGHS) SO... YOU THINK I SHOULD SURF? YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD SURF. (GASPS) YOU KNOW WHAT? BRADY WOULD EVEN TEACH YOU. I MEAN, HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW, AND I'M A PRETTY GREAT SURFER, RIGHT? YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD DO THAT? YEAH. I MEAN, IT'S A PERFECT PLAN. I'LL SET IT UP. (GASPS) OH MY GOSH! WHOO! (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) Your reward points can be a passport to travel, but when you try to use them, you may find they don't all go the distance. For example, the same number of membership rewards points from American Express that will get you to a ball game in LA... ..may only gets you part way with other cards. Just part of the altogether more rewarding service we deliver daily. American Express. 1 BIRDS SQUAWK HEY, TANNER. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LOVE? A WALK ON THE BEACH IN THAT DIRECTION... NOW. AS IN, THE WALK IN THAT DIRECTION NOW. UH,... I MADE THIS FOR YOU. YOU MADE THAT FOR ME? REALLY? THERE ARE, LIKE, OVER 100 KINDS OF FLOWERS INDIGENOUS TO THIS REGION WHICH WOULD LOOK... SO RAD ON A FOXY BABE LIKE YOU. THANKS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. PEOPLE CHATTER IN BACKGROUND SO, HOW ABOUT THAT WALK? YEAH. SINISTER MUSIC EAGLE SCREAMS IS IT READY TO BE TESTED, DOCTOR? MOMENTARILY, THIS MACHINE WILL CREATE ENOUGH HUMIDITY TO CAUSE EXCESSIVE PRECIPITATION, INDUCING TORRENTIAL RAINS, (LAUGHS GOOFILY) AS WELL AS LOTS OF FRIZZY HAIR AND STINKY PITS. (CACKLES) GOOD. THE MORE HOO-MIDITY, THE BETTER. HU-MIDITY. HMM? HU. HMM? HU. HMM? HU. WHAT ABOUT ME? NOT 'HOO', 'HU'. ME WHAT? YOU SAID HOO. NO, YOU SAID HU. NO, IT'S NOT HOO, IT'S HU. YES, I KNOW IT'S ME. WHY WOULD I NOT KNOW WHO I AM? (GROANS) NOW, WE JUST FLIP THIS SWITCH. HA! CLICK! THERE, THAT'S BETTER. IT WAS GETTING DARK IN HERE. NOW, WE JUST FLIP THIS SWITCH, EVER SO DELICATELY, TO PROTECT THE INTRICATE INNER WORKINGS OF THE MACHINE AND... CLATTERING (THUMPS BOX) BOTH LAUGH, MACHINE WHIRRS, ELECTRICITY CRACKLES SINISTER MUSIC SWELLS ZAP! WHAT? (SIGHS) UH, TANNER! HI. UM, SO, I GOTTA GO TALK TO BRADY, BUT HOW ABOUT WE MEET IN A FEW MINUTES? OH, YEAH, SURE. YEAH. UH... (CHUCKLES) BYE. SEAGULLS SQUAWK (LAUGHS) BRAVO. YOU'RE A WIZARD OF WEATHER, A JET-STREAM GENIUS RISING TO THE OCCASION UNDER INTENSE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE. OH, GO ON. YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SO PROUD. OH, I'M JUST LIKE HER, YOU KNOW? I EVEN HAVE HER EYES. OH. OF COURSE, I LET HER KEEP THE REST OF HER FACE. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE MOTHER. LOW HUMMING SO, NOW THAT WE'VE TEMPORARILY CAUSED THESE CHANGES IN THE WEATHER, HOW DO WE MAKE THEM PERMANENT SO WE CAN GET RID OF THESE BIKERS AND SURFERS FOR GOOD? WE NEED TO MAGNIFY THE POWER. BOTH CACKLE DOOR HISSES, LIQUID BUBBLES SINISTER MUSIC PLUTONIUM? LIME SODA. STRAWBERRY SODA? PLUTONIUM. IN TWO HOURS' TIME, THIS LIQUID WILL TURN GREEN AND REACH A BOILING POINT OF 647 DEGREES ` OR AS WE SCIENTISTS LIKE TO CALL IT, 'WOW, THAT'S HOT!' HA! ALL RIGHT, MEANWHILE, LET'S GO SEE THE EFFECT IT'S HAD ON THE WATER. AFTER YOU. AFTER YOU. NO, AFTER YOU. NO, AFTER YOU. (GRUNTS) SHEESH. BRADY, DID YOU SEE THAT? YEAH, AND IT'S THE FINAL WARNING BEFORE THE BIG STORM. LES' PLAN IS WORKING. OK. OK, WE NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE LIGHTHOUSE TO TRY AND STOP HIM, BUT WE NEED THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. BIRD CHIRPS DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET INTO IT FROM THE WATER? (SCREAMS) MACK! MACK, YOU OK? HAIR. HAIR? HAIR. HAIR! SPLOSH! BIRD CHIRPS YOUR HAIR ISN'T WET. MY HAIR ISN'T WET. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT MEANS THAT MY HAIR ISN'T WET! AND THAT MEANS...? WE'RE MORPHING, CHANGING, BRADY. WE'RE MORPHING INTO THE MOVIE. WE'RE CHANGING? WE'RE CHANGING. (SIGHS, SINGS) 'WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?' (GASPS) YOU'RE SINGING. # I'M SINGING. WHY ARE YOU SINGING? # I DON'T KNOW. I SUDDENLY JUST... ...BROKE INTO SONG. WE'RE PART OF AN INVOLUNTARY MUSICAL NUMBER. (SINGS) 'AH!' STOP. # I CAN'T STOP. STOP! # I CAN'T STOP. # THIS ISN'T GOOD. FIRST, THE RASH GUARD VANISHES, THEN YOUR HAIR. NOW THIS. LIGHT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS # WHAT'S GOING ON? # THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. DON'T TELL ME IT'S A SONG. IT'S A SONG. # THIS WASN'T HOW I PLANNED IT. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR? # PLEASE JUST PAUSE THE DVR. # SOMEONE, WON'T YOU MAKE IT STOP? # I'M LOSIN' MY MIND. # I DON'T SEE YOUR PROBLEM. # EVERYTHING I SAY, IT RHYMES. # HERE COMES ANOTHER LINE. # JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE. # WHAT'S THIS CHOREOGRAPHY? # SOMEONE, WON'T YOU MAKE IT STOP? # OH! # I CAN'T STOP SINGING. # MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP. # AM I REAL OR JUST A PROP? # OH! # I CAN'T STOP SINGING, # SO LET'S JUST TALK. # TALK, TALK. # IT'S JUST A SONG, # AN INEFFICIENT WAY TO MOVE THE STORY ALONG. I'M DONE! (MUFFLES) # YOU'RE JUST BEING CYNICAL. # NO. IT'S JUST THE PRINCIPLE. SOMEONE, WON'T YOU MAKE IT, MAKE IT STOP? DON'T MAKE IT STOP. # OH! # I CAN'T STOP SINGING. # MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP. # AM I REAL OR JUST A PROP? # OH! # I CAN'T STOP SINGING, # SO LET'S JUST TALK. # TALK. # TALK. # TALK. # TALK. # TALK. # TALK. # TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK. TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK. # WE'RE TRAPPED INSIDE A MUSICAL REVUE. # AT LEAST I'M HERE WITH YOU. I DON'T WANNA MAKE IT STOP. (TAPS RHYTHMICALLY) # OH! # I CAN'T STOP SINGING. # MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP. AM I REAL OR JUST A PROP? # I CAN'T STOP SINGING. # OH! I CAN'T STOP SINGING. # DOES IT STOP? DOES IT STOP? # IS IT EVER GONNA STOP? # I CAN'T STOP SINGING. # OH! I CAN'T STOP SINGING, # SO LET'S JUST... # ...TALK! (PANTS) (PLAYS GUITAR) STOP! (EXHALES) OK. OK, HAS IT STOPPED? UH-HUH. OK. LET'S GO FIND LELA AND TANNER. ALL RIGHT. COME ON! WAVES CRASH GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC (EXHALES) OH, HEY. (SIGHS) ARE YOU WAITING FOR MACK? YEAH. YOU WAITING FOR BRADY? YEAH. (PANTS) ALL RIGHT. SO, WE GOTTA GET LELA AND TANNER TOGETHER. WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM FIND OUT ABOUT LES' MACHINE AND HAVE THEM DESTROY IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS THEM. OH NO. WE'RE TALKING IN PLOT POINTS. GOING SOMEWHERE? LET'S GO. ZAP! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I KNOW KARATE... AND, LIKE, TWO OTHER JAPANESE WORDS. BRADY! ZAP! AH! BRADY! UGH! BRADY! BRADY? BRADY! OH, HE'S FINE. IT WAS ONLY ON STUN. DRAT. OW. (GRUNTS) IN THE MOVIE, THAT LOOKED LIKE IT WOULD HURT A WHOLE LOT LESS. YEAH. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC WE'RE GONNA SURF. WHAT? YOU LIKE TO SURF? I KNOW. IT'S LIKE RIDING A CLOUD, EXCEPT THE CLOUD IS WATER. NO WAY! I SAID THE SAME THING, EXCEPT NOT RIGHT NOW. I KNOW THAT BIKERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE SURFING, BUT I DON'T CARE. (GASPS) OH MY GOSH. I DON'T CARE. YOU DON'T? HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, I DON'T KNOW THAT EITHER. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO, I'M TANNER. (CHUCKLES) I GREW UP RIDING. IS THAT WHY YOU'RE (LOWERS VOICE) STUNNING AS A MOON, LIGHTETH UP A DAY? WHO SAID THAT? I JUST DID. WOW. I` I REALLY LIKE YOUR LOW VOICE. THANKS. I CAN DO (SINGS HIGH-PITCHED) 'HIGH' TOO. OH. YOU KNOW, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT A BIKER AND A SURFER COULD HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON? (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) BOTH: NOT ME. STOP. BOTH: OK, I'LL STOP. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT WAS PERFECT FOR YOU ISN'T AS PERFECT FOR YOU AS THE PERFECT PERSON FOR YOU? YOU MEAN... YOU? AND... YOU. DREAMY MUSIC # OH, I KNOW, I KNOW HE'S OUT THERE # MOST DEFINITELY. # MAYBE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE ONE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET,... # ...YOUR MEANT-TO-BE. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. TANNER! TANNER! # DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM. DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA... TANNER! (GASPS, CHUCKLES) # DA-DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA... (SCREAMS) # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, # YOU GO KINDA CRAZY. # MEANT TO BE, YOU FORGET YOUR NAME. # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, # IT'S DESTINY CALLING, # AND NOTHING EVER WILL BE THE SAME. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. # MEANT TO BE. # DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. # MEANT TO BE. # DA-DA-DA-DUM. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. # MEANT TO BE. # DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. # IT'S DESTINY CALLING. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. # MEANT TO BE. # DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. # DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA. # MEANT TO BE. # DA-DA-DA-DUM. DA-DA-DA... # WAIT. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO TELL MACK AND BRADY? YEAH. WHERE ARE THEY, ANYWAY? (GASPS) (GASPS) I GAVE THIS TO MACK. SHE WAS WEARING IT. THEN WHY DID SHE TAKE IT OFF? SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BOTH GASP WE NEED TO GET HELP. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ELECTRICITY BUZZES (GASPS) IN MERE MOMENTS, LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES FOR ME TO STEAL THIS SCENE,... (SNEEZES) ...THIS MACHINE WILL CHANGE THE WEATHER PATTERNS, I SHALL TAKE POSSESSION OF BIG MOMMA'S... BIG MOMMA'S! ...AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL DISAPPEAR FOREVER OR LONGER! YEAH, WELL, THERE'S ONE FLAW TO YOUR PLAN. OH, REALLY? AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES I DON'T KNOW. ISN'T THERE ALWAYS ONE FLAW WITH THESE KINDS OF PLANS? (CHUCKLES) WELL, I'M OFF TO MEASURE THE BEACH FOR A RESORT PARKING LOT. (CACKLES) BOTH CACKLE (GASPS) OW. HA! SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PEOPLE CHATTER EVERYONE LISTEN. LES CAMEMBERT WANTS TO DESTROY US. HE'S BUILT A WEATHER... A WEATHER MACHINE THAT WILL STOP THE TIDE. AND RUST ALL OF OUR BIKES. JUST TO GET RID OF US. PLUS, HE HAS MACK AND BRADY HELD CAPTIVE IN A SECRET LOCATION. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S... BOTH: ...A SECRET! OH LORDY! WE NEED YOUR HELP. US OR THEM? US. I THINK SHE MEANT US. ARE YOU WITH THEM? WHAT DID YOU MEAN, 'THEM'? ALL TALK AT ONCE I MEAN ALL OF US. OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO WORK TOGETHER, FREE OUR FRIENDS AND DESTROY THAT WEATHER MACHINE BEFORE IT DESTROYS OUR WORLD. HEROIC MUSIC BUT WHY SHOULD WE DO ANYTHING WITH THEM? WE DIDN'T WANNA DO ANYTHING WITH YOU FIRST. ALL SHOUT INDISTINCTLY TOGETHER, WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER. YEAH, WELL, WHY SHOULD WE LISTEN TO YOU? I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH A BIKER ` THAT IS... UNTIL I TOOK A RIDE WITH ONE. GENTLE MUSIC (CHUCKLES) IN FACT, ALL THAT FIGHTING EVER DID FOR US WAS STOP US FROM SEEING... WHAT WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON. BIG MOMMA'S, THE BEACH AND... GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES ...US. (CHUCKLES) SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC (GASPS) SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS GENTLE MUSIC (SOBS) (SNIFFS) ALL: AW! (EXHALES) GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES I LOVE YOU, SIS. (CHUCKLES) NOW, LET'S DO THIS... ALL THREE: ...TOGETHER! ALL: TOGETHER! (CHEER) UPBEAT MUSIC HALLELUJAH! CHEERING CONTINUES OH. (LAUGHS) EAGLE SCREAMS SINISTER MUSIC GROUP SHOUTS DISTANTLY AH! OW. ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, LIQUID BUBBLES (SIGHS) COULD BE WORSE. AT LEAST MY FAVOURITE MOVIE WASN'T 'TARANTULAS ON A TRAIN'. (CHUCKLES, SUPPRESSES CHUCKLE) OK, YOU'VE LOST IT. (CHUCKLES) IF WE HADN'T HAVE COME HERE, I'D BE ON THE PLANE RIGHT NOW HEADING TO SOME PRIVATE SCHOOL TO BECOME SOMETHING THAT... I REALLY DON'T WANNA BE. YOU DON'T, DO YOU? CRACKLING, BUBBLING CONTINUES YOU KNOW, I'VE SPENT THIS ENTIRE MOVIE TELLING LELA TO FOLLOW HER HEART AND DO WHAT SHE LOVES, AND SHE DID. SHE'S MORE COURAGEOUS THAN I AM. THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE BRAVER THAN ANYONE I KNOW. GENTLE MUSIC SO YOU'RE GLAD WE CAME? I COULDN'T BE MORE GLAD. IT'S LIKE I'M TIED UP, BUT AT THE SAME TIME,... I'VE NEVER FELT MORE FREE. (CHUCKLES) YOU WERE RIGHT. WHAT'S THE HURRY TO GROW UP WHEN I COULD BE STUCK IN 1962 WITH YOU? (CHUCKLES) # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, # THE STARS SEEM TO GLISTEN. # MEANT TO BE, ALL THE CLOUDS DEPART. # WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE,... # ...IT'S DESTINY CALLING,... # AND IF YOU LISTEN, YOU'LL FIND YOUR HEART. # WE ONLY HAVE ONE LOOSE SCREW LEFT, AND THEN WE WILL BE READY TO CHANGE THE WORLD. (CHUCKLES) DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS, RUIN THE LIVES OF ALL THESE PEOPLE? JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN MAGNIFY THE POWER OF NUCLEAR PLUTONIUM BY 647 DEGREES, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO. WHAT? WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE I NEVER PAID ATTENTION WHILE YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? WHO ARE YOU? WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE, AND YOU'RE NOT REAL. YOU'RE JUST A VILLAIN IN A MOVIE WE GOT STUCK IN SOMEHOW. NO. YEP. I'M NOTHING BUT A... (GASPS) A FLICKER ON A SILVER SCREEN? YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. BAD NEWS, BAD NEWS, BAD NEWS! THE SURFERS AND THE BIKERS HAVE UNITED TOGETHER IN ORDER TO DESTROY US AND SAVE YOU TWO. (CHUCKLES) HOW'S THAT BAD NEWS? BAD NEWS FOR YOU. REALLY? DOCTOR. HMM? IT'S TIME. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC THE MACHINE, MAN! OH, YEAH, YEAH. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES MACHINE POWERS UP MACHINE WHIRRS ELECTRICITY CRACKLES LOOK, A RAY! THAT MUST BE WHERE THEY ARE. PEOPLE EXCLAIM I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU ` I'M NOT BIG ON LIGHTHOUSES. IT'S KIND OF A THING. UH, FOR SOME PEOPLE, IT'S SNAKES. FOR SOME PEOPLE, IT'S HEIGHTS. FOR ME, IT'S LIGHTHOUSES. OH, YOU CAN DO THIS. WE'RE ALL WITH YOU. WADDAYA SAY? ZAP! WHOA! MY FEAR IS GONE. LET'S GO! GROUP: YEAH! EXCITING MUSIC ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, ALL SHOUT # OOH-OOH, OH-OH. SHOUTING CONTINUES LELA. TANNER? MACK. BRADY. PROBLEM. WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU. # SURF, SURF CRAZY. # SURF, SURF, SURF. SURF, SURF CRAZY. # CRUISIN', CRUISIN'... OH NO. NO! NO! NO! NO! (YELLS) NO! # ...SURF CRAZY. LOOK AT THAT, BRADY. THEY GOT TOGETHER ALL BY THEMSELVES. WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU. (GASPS) OH, YEAH! SHOUTING CONTINUES EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES AH! AH! SHOUTING CONTINUES # SURF, SURF. # WHOO! # SURF, SURF CRAZY. #SURF, SURF, SURF. SURF, SURF CRAZY. # RIDE THE PERFECT WAVE. SAY HI TO THE SKY. # HI TO THE SKY. # SURF, SUN AND SAND. HEY! CRACKLING CONTINUES # CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'! (CHUCKLES) AH! SHOUTING, CRACKLING CONTINUES EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES WE CAN'T BREAK THIS THING APART. WAIT. THIS MOTOR ISN'T MUCH DIFFERENT THAN A FOUR STROKE, 500CC, FLAT TWIN, AIR-COOLED WANKEL WITH SHAFT FINAL AND REAR-WHEEL DRIVE! THE KIND YOU GUYS REFURBISH ALL THE TIME. SHE'S RIGHT, BUT IT'S TOO HARD TO GET TO WITHOUT TAKING THE WHOLE THING APART, ESPECIALLY WITH THESE SAUSAGE FINGERS. NOT FOR ME, IT ISN'T. # COWABUNGA ATTACK! (YELPS) LELA, WATCH OUT! (SIGHS) BOTH CHUCKLE ALARM BLARES OH, LOOK OUT. THIS WHOLE THING'S GONNA BLOW! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! PEOPLE SCREAM # SURF, SURF! # WHOO! # SURF, SURF CRAZY. # SURF, SURF, SURF. SURF, SURF, CRAZY! ALARM CONTINUES BLARING I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE A SCENARIO WHERE THIS WORKS OUT WELL FOR US. NOPE. KABOOM! BOTH SCREAM EXCITING MUSIC SWELLS I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE WAY THIS MOVIE ENDS. MOVIE? WHAT MOVIE? GLAD YOU ASKED. IT SEEMS WE'RE ALL IN THIS MOVIE, AND WE'RE THE VILLAINS. INTRIGUING. BELL RINGS TELL ME MORE. BIRDS CHIRP WHAT IS THIS? (CHUCKLES) HOW DID...? HOW DID WE GET BACK HERE? IT'S EXACTLY WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. THE MOVIE'S BACK ON TRACK. YEAH. WE CAN LEAVE. GENTLE MUSIC THERE THEY ARE! YOU DID IT! OF COURSE, GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO. (PANTS) (CHUCKLES) WE GOTTA GET BACK HOME. WHAT? NO. STAY. YOU'LL LOVE IT HERE. IT'S... IT'S ALWAYS JUST LIKE THIS ` PERFECT. PERFECT. WHERE WE'RE GOING, IT'S PERFECT TOO. I'M GONNA MAKE SURE OF IT. CHIRPING CONTINUES HEY, (CHUCKLES) YOU GUYS SAVED BIG MOMMA'S, AND FOR THAT, WE ARE, TO YOU, GRATEFULLY GRATEFUL. EVER SINCE YOU GUYS GOT HERE, IT'S BEEN, LIKE... IT'S BEEN A DIFFERENT WORLD. IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE OF US. GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES OH. GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES CHIRPING CONTINUES (INHALES) FRIENDSHIP FOREVER. (SOBS) FOREVER. YEAH. (CHUCKLES) (SOBS) GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES COME HERE. BOTH CHUCKLE COWABUNGA. BOTH LAUGH GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES YOU SURE YOU'RE READY? YEAH. THUNDER ROLLS LET'S GO. (EXHALES, CHUCKLES) GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES ALL: BYE! GROUP CONTINUES FAREWELL GENTLE MUSIC SWELLS SURF'S UP! ALL CHEER CHEERING CONTINUES, THUNDER ROLLS THUNDER CRASHES SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES 1 THAT'S THE ONE. YEAH. YOU READY? ABSOLUTELY. LET'S GO. YEAH. (YELPS) PADDLE, PADDLE! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! WIND HOWLS BOTH GASP YOU OK? WET. WET! WHAT? NO, NOT WHAT ` WET. MY HAIR IS WET. BOTH CHUCKLE YOUR HAIR IS WET. IT'S A` IT'S WET, BEAUTIFUL, STRINGY MOP. (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) AND LOOK ` NO TIME HAS PASSED. IT'S EXACTLY AS WE LEFT. PEOPLE CHATTER (CHUCKLES) WE DID IT. BOTH CHUCKLE AND NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SURF ONE OF THE BIGGEST WAVES TO EVER HIT THIS BEACH, AND I PROMISE I WON'T TRY AND SAVE YOU. HEY, IF I NEEDED SAVING, I'D WANT IT TO BE YOU. BOTH CHUCKLE (EXHALES) GO SHRED THAT WAVE. (CHUCKLES) INTRIGUING MUSIC ENGINE ROARS INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES CHATTER CONTINUES TINKLING MUSIC MOMENTOUS MUSIC MOMENTOUS MUSIC CONTINUES INDISTINCT CHATTER (EXHALES) MOMENTOUS MUSIC CONTINUES 1 TENSE MUSIC PEOPLE EXCLAIM CHEERING WHOO! (LAUGHS) MOMENTOUS MUSIC CONTINUES (LAUGHS) CHEERING SWELLS WHOO! APPLAUSE MOMENTOUS MUSIC CONTINUES CHEERING, APPLAUSE CONTINUES CROWD WHOOPS WHISTLING, CHEERING CONTINUES MCKENZIE. BOYS: YEAH! SEAGULLS SQUAWK MACK. (PANTS) THAT WAS OUTSTANDING. (CHUCKLES) THANKS, GRANDPA. MCKENZIE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WE ARE LATE FOR OUR FLIGHT, LATE FOR REGISTRATION, TOTALLY OFF SCHEDULE AND ALSO` AUNT ANTOINETTE, I LOVE YOU, AND MOM WOULD BE SO HAPPY THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH, BUT I THINK YOU'VE BEEN WRONG. (SIGHS) I MEAN, MY MOM... WOULDN'T WANT ME TO BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE YOU. SHE'D... WANT ME TO BE HAPPY DOING WHAT I LOVE, LIKE YOU ARE DOING WHAT YOU LOVE. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I LOVE. GENTLE MUSIC I'M TRYING TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES. I WANNA STAY HERE FOR HIGH SCHOOL. I WANNA BE WITH BRADY. I WANNA SURF MORE. AND LATER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT THE THING IS... I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW, AND WHEN I DO DECIDE, IT'LL BE MY CHOICE. GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES SQUAWKING CONTINUES FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. (SIGHS) YOU ARE... HEADSTRONG, LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER. HMM? MM. YOU KNOW, THAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU COULD'VE SAID. AW. HMM. GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES (CHUCKLES) YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? SURF. SING! # HEY! # HEY! # HEY! # AAAAAH, HEY! # HEY! # HEY! # HEY! # EVERYBODY'S DIGGIN' ON THE RAYS OF THE SUMMER SUN. # SUN. # THE SAND AND THE WAVES ARE MADE FOR HAVING FUN. # FUN. # GRAB YOUR BOY, YOUR GIRL, AND HOLD ON TIGHT. # TIGHT. # HIP CATS, HOT DOGS, YEAH, WE'RE SO OUT OF SIGHT. # SIGHT. # ARE YOU READY? # READY FREDDY? # READY STEADY? # LET'S GO! AHH! # IT'S A SUMMER PARADISE, CRUISIN' WITH THE BOYS AND GIRLS, # SURFIN' DAY AND NIGHT. EVERYBODY SHOOT THE CURL. # HANG FIVE, KEEP IT ALIVE AND THEN YOU DROP DOWN LOW, ALL TOES ON THE NOSE. # HANG 10, HOT-DOGGIN' AGAIN. LET'S GO! # AAAAAAH,... # ...SURF'S UP! # THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT WHO'S NUMBER ONE. # ONE. # COS WHEN WE BOOGIE, WE BOOGIE SECOND TO NONE. # NONE. # WE ROCK ON THE BEACH, AND ON THE WAVES WE ROLL. # ROLL. # FEEL IT IN YOUR FEET, IN YOUR HEART AND IN YOUR SOUL. # SOUL. # ARE YOU READY? # READY FREDDY? # FREDDY STEADY? # LET'S GO! WAAAAH! # IT'S A SUMMER PARADISE, CRUISIN' WITH THE BOYS AND GIRLS, # SURFIN' DAY AND NIGHT. EVERYBODY SHOOT THE CURL. # HANG FIVE, KEEP IT ALIVE AND THEN YOU DROP DOWN LOW, ALL TOES ON THE NOSE. # HANG 10, HOT-DOGGIN' AGAIN. LET'S GO! # AAAAAAH... EXCITING MUSIC # HEEEEY... I'M MACK. # ...SURF'S UP! CHEERING EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES # IT'S A SUMMER PARADISE, CRUISIN' WITH THE BOYS AND GIRLS, # SURFIN' DAY AND NIGHT. EVERYBODY SHOOT THE CURL. # IT'S A SUMMER PARADISE, CRUISIN' WITH THE BOYS AND GIRLS, # SURFIN' DAY AND NIGHT. EVERYBODY SHOOT THE CURL. # HANG FIVE, KEEP IT ALIVE AND THEN YOU DROP DOWN LOW, ALL TOES ON THE NOSE. # HANG 10, HOT-DOGGIN' AGAIN. LET'S GO! # AAAAAAH... # ...SURF'S UP! # WHOO! (LAUGHS) YEAH! CHEERING, WHISTLING, BOTH CHUCKLE WHOO! (CONTINUES CHUCKLING) WHOO-HOO! AH! CHEERING CONTINUES AH! LAUGHTER # WHAT'S GOING ON? WHA...? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. (CLICKS FINGERS) (CHUCKLES) LAUGHTER WHA...? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. (LAUGHS) I'M SORRY. LAUGHTER # SOMEONE, WON'T YOU MAKE IT STOP? WHA...? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT. (LAUGHS) I'M SORRY. COME ON, GUYS. WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. (CLICKS FINGERS) (CHUCKLES, LAUGHS) LAUGHTER # ...CHOREOGRAPHY? # SOMEONE, WON'T YOU MAKE IT STOP? # OH, I CAN'T STOP SINGING, # SO LET'S JUST... # TALK. OH, IT'S OVER. (LAUGHS) CHUCKLING WHERE'S BIG MOMMA'S? ALL SCREAM WHERE ARE WE? WHIMPERING MY HAIR! MY SHOES! < DUDE. (YELPS) YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY LOST. YOU NEED TO USE MY PHONE? ALL YELP ALL YELP UPBEAT SURF MUSIC SAY A COMMAND. ALL YELP # ...CAT IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE PLACE! # WHIMPERING # WE'RE THE COOL, COOL, COOLEST CATS. WE'RE THE COOLEST CATS IN TOWN. # WE'RE THE COOL, COOL, COOLEST CATS IN TOWN.