1 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DISNEY-ABC DOMESTIC TELEVISION WWW.ABLE.CO.NZ CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. ABLE 2016 SLAVE IN THE MAGIC MIRROR, COME FROM THE FARTHEST SPACE. THROUGH WIND AND DARKNESS, I SUMMON THEE. (WIND BLOWS) SPEAK! (THUNDER) LET ME SEE THY FACE. WHAT WOULDST THOU KNOW, MY QUEEN? QUEEN: MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO IS THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL? FAMED IS THY BEAUTY, MAJESTY, BUT HOLD, A LOVELY MAID I SEE. RAGS CANNOT HIDE HER GENTLE GRACE. ALAS, SHE IS MORE FAIR THAN THEE. ALAS FOR HER. REVEAL HER NAME! LIPS RED AS THE ROSE, HAIR BLACK AS EBONY, SKIN WHITE AS SNOW. SNOW WHITE! (HUMMING) (SIGHS) (HUMMING) WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? (COOING) SNOW WHITE: PROMISE NOT TO TELL? WE ARE STANDING BY A WISHING WELL # MAKE A WISH INTO THE WELL # THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO # AND IF YOU HEAR IT ECHOING # YOUR WISH WILL SOON COME TRUE # I'M WISHING # ECHO: # I'M WISHING # FOR THE ONE I LOVE # TO FIND ME # ECHO: TO FIND ME (COOS) TODAY # ECHO: TODAY # I'M HOPING # I'M HOPING # AND I'M DREAMING OF # THE NICE THINGS # ECHO: THE NICE THINGS # HE'LL SAY # ECHO: HE'LL SAY # AH HA HA HA # ECHO: AH HA HA HA # AH HA HA HA # ECHO: AH HA HA HA # AH HA HA HA # ECHO: AH HA HA HA # BOTH: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA # I'M WISHING # ECHO: I'M WISHING # FOR THE ONE I LOVE # TO FIND ME # ECHO: TO FIND ME # TODAY # PRINCE: TODAY # OH! HELLO. DID I FRIGHTEN YOU? WAIT! WAIT, PLEASE! DON'T RUN AWAY! NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU # HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY # ONE SONG # I HAVE BUT ONE SONG # ONE SONG # ONLY FOR YOU # ONE HEART # TENDERLY BEATING # EVER ENTREATING # CONSTANT AND TRUE # ONE LOVE # THAT HAS POSSESSED ME # ONE LOVE # THRILLING ME THROUGH # ONE SONG # MY HEART KEEPS SINGING # OF ONE LOVE # ONLY FOR YOU # (COOS) TAKE HER FAR INTO THE FOREST. FIND SOME SECLUDED GLADE WHERE SHE CAN PICK WILDFLOWERS. YES, YOUR MAJESTY. AND THERE, MY FAITHFUL HUNTSMAN, YOU WILL KILL HER! BUT, YOUR MAJESTY, THE LITTLE PRINCESS! SILENCE! YOU KNOW THE PENALTY IF YOU FAIL. YES, YOUR MAJESTY. BUT TO MAKE DOUBLY SURE YOU DO NOT FAIL, BRING BACK HER HEART IN THIS. (VOCALIZING) ONE SONG # I HAVE BUT ONE SONG # LA DA LA DA DA DEE # LA DA DA DA DA DEE DA # (CHIRPS) HELLO THERE. (CHIRPS SADLY) WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHERE'S YOUR MAMA AND PAPA? WHY, I BELIEVE YOU'RE LOST. (CHIRPS) OH, PLEASE DON'T CRY. COME ON, PERK UP. (CHIRPS) WON'T YOU SMILE FOR ME? HA HA! THAT'S BETTER. YOUR MAMA AND PAPA CAN'T BE FAR. (BIRD WHISTLES) THERE THEY ARE! SNOW WHITE: CAN YOU FLY? GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE! AAH! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) I CAN'T! I CAN'T DO IT! FORGIVE ME! I BEG YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS, FORGIVE ME. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. SHE'S MAD, JEALOUS OF YOU! SHE'LL STOP AT NOTHING! BUT`BUT WHO? THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN? NOW, QUICK, CHILD! RUN! RUN AWAY! HIDE! IN THE WOODS! ANYWHERE! NEVER COME BACK! NOW, GO! GO! GO! RUN! RUN! HIDE! ANYWHERE! (FAST-PACED MUSIC) (SCREECHES) OH! OH! AAH! AAH! (WIND HOWLS) AAH! AAH! (SOBBING) (SNOW WHITE SOBBING) (CRYING CONTINUES) OHH! SNOW WHITE: PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY! I WON'T HURT YOU. I'M AWFULLY SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN YOU, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, AND ALL BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID. I'M SO ASHAMED OF THE FUSS I'VE MADE. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THINGS GO WRONG? (WHISTLING) OH! YOU SING A SONG! (CHIRPING) AH AH HA HA # (WHISTLES SAME NOTES) AH AH HA HA # (WHISTLES SAME NOTES) AHH HA HA HA HA HA # (WHISTLES SAME NOTES) (HITS SOUR NOTE) (SNOW WHITE LAUGHS) WITH A SMILE AND A SONG # LIFE IS JUST LIKE A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY # YOUR CARES FADE AWAY # AND YOUR HEART IS YOUNG # (CHIRPING) WITH A SMILE AND A SONG # ALL THE WORLD SEEMS TO WAKEN ANEW # REJOICING WITH YOU # AS THE SONG IS SUNG # THERE'S NO USE IN GRUMBLING # WHEN RAINDROPS COME TUMBLING # REMEMBER YOU'RE THE ONE # WHO CAN FILL THE WORLD WITH SUNSHINE # WHEN YOU SMILE AND YOU SING # EVERYTHING IS IN TUNE, AND IT'S SPRING # AND LIFE FLOWS ALONG # WITH A SMILE AND A SONG # (ALL CHIRPING) (CHATTERING) I REALLY FEEL QUITE HAPPY NOW. I'M SURE I'LL GET ALONG SOMEHOW. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. BUT I DO NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. (LAUGHS) I CAN'T SLEEP IN THE GROUND LIKE YOU. OR IN A TREE, THE WAY YOU DO. AND I'M SURE NO NEST COULD POSSIBLY BE BIG ENOUGH FOR ME. MAYBE YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN STAY. IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE? (CHIRPING) YOU DO? (BIRDS CHIRPING) WILL YOU TAKE ME THERE? (HAPPY MUSIC) SNOW WHITE: OH, IT'S ADORABLE! JUST LIKE A DOLL'S HOUSE. I LIKE IT HERE. OOH, IT'S DARK INSIDE. (KNOCKS) (KNOCKS) GUESS THERE'S NO ONE HOME. (DOOR CREAKS) HELLO? MAY I COME IN? 1 SHH. OH! WHAT A CUTE LITTLE CHAIR! WHY, THERE'S SEVEN LITTLE CHAIRS. MUST BE SEVEN LITTLE CHILDREN. AND FROM THE LOOK OF THIS TABLE, SEVEN UNTIDY LITTLE CHILDREN. A PICKAXE! A STOCKING, TOO! (LAUGHS) AND A SHOE! (WOLF WHISTLES) (WOLF WHISTLES) AND JUST LOOK AT THAT FIREPLACE. IT'S COVERED WITH DUST. (SNEEZES) (SNEEZES) (SNEEZES) SNOW WHITE: AND, LOOK, COBWEBS EVERYWHERE. MY, MY, MY. WHAT A PILE OF DIRTY DISHES. (WHISTLES) (GASPS) AND JUST LOOK AT THAT BROOM! (CLICKING TONGUES) WHY, THEY'VE NEVER SWEPT THIS ROOM. YOU'D THINK THEIR MOTHER WOULD` OH! MAYBE THEY HAVE NO MOTHER. THEN THEY'RE ORPHANS. THAT'S TOO BAD! I KNOW! WE'LL CLEAN THE HOUSE AND SURPRISE THEM! THEN MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME STAY. (TWITTERING) NOW, YOU WASH THE DISHES. YOU TIDY UP THE ROOM. YOU CLEAN THE FIREPLACE. AND I'LL USE THE BROOM! (WHISTLING MILITARY BUGLE CALL) SNOW WHITE: JUST WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK # (WHISTLES) AND CHEERFULLY TOGETHER, WE CAN TIDY UP THE PLACE # SO HUM A MERRY TUNE # (HUMS) IT WON'T TAKE LONG WHEN THERE'S A SONG TO HELP YOU SET THE PACE # AND AS YOU SWEEP THE ROOM # IMAGINE THAT THE BROOM # IS SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE, AND SOON YOU'LL FIND YOU'RE DANCING TO THE TUNE # OH! NO, NO, NO, NO! PUT THEM IN THE TUB. WHEN HEARTS ARE HIGH, THE TIME WILL FLY # SO WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK # SNOW WHITE: AH AH AH! NOT UNDER THE RUG. (SQUEAKS ANGRILY) (HUMMING) (MUSIC BOX PLAYS) (SNEEZES) (SNOW WHITE VOCALIZING) (CHIRPING) (VOCALIZING) SO WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK # (WHISTLES) AH AH AH AH AH # (WHISTLES) (VOCALIZING AND WHISTLING) (RHYTHMIC CLINKING) ALL: WE DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG IN OUR MINE THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH # TO DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG IS WHAT WE LIKE TO DO # IT AIN'T NO TRICK TO GET RICH QUICK # IF YOU DIG, DIG, DIG WITH A SHOVEL OR A PICK # IN A MINE # ECHO: IN A MINE # IN A MINE # ECHO: IN A MINE # WHERE A MILLION DIAMONDS # ECHO: SHINE # WE DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG FROM EARLY MORN TILL NIGHT # WE DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT # WE DIG UP DIAMONDS BY THE SCORE # A THOUSAND RUBIES, SOMETIMES MORE # BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DIG 'EM FOR # WE DIG, DIG, DIG-A-DIG, DIG # (CLATTERS) (TICKING) (CLINKING) HEIGH-HO # ALL: HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) (CRASH) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (CRASHES) (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO HUM # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO... # LET'S SEE WHAT'S UPSTAIRS. (DOOR CREAKS) OH, WHAT ADORABLE LITTLE BEDS! AND LOOK, THEY HAVE THEIR NAMES CARVED ON THEM. "DOC, HAPPY... SNEEZY, DOPEY..." HA HA! WHAT FUNNY NAMES FOR CHILDREN. "GRUMPY, BASHFUL, AND SLEEPY." (YAWNS) I'M A LITTLE SLEEPY MYSELF. (YAWNING) OHH! OH. MEN: HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # LOOK! (CRASH) OUR HOUSE! THE LIT'S LIGHT! THE LIGHT'S LIT! ALL: JIMINY CRICKETS! THE DOOR'S OPEN. THE CHIMNEY'S SMOKIN'. SOMETHING'S IN THERE. MAYBE A GHOST! OR A GOBLIN! A DEMON! OR A DRAGON! MARK MY WORDS, THERE'S TROUBLE A-BREWIN'! FELT IT COMIN' ALL DAY. MY CORNS HURT. GOSH. THAT'S A BAD SIGN. BOTH: WHAT'LL WE DO? LET'S SNEAK UP ON IT. YES. AHEM. WE'LL SQUEAK UP` SNEAK UP. COME ON, HEN` MEN. FOLLOW ME. 1 PSST. (DOOR CREAKS) (DOOR CREAKS) (SHOES SQUEAKING) (DOOR SLAMS) ALL: SHH! SHH! CAREFUL, MEN. SEARCH EVERY COOK AND NANNY. HOOK AND GRANNY` CROOK AND FAN` SEARCH EVERYWHERE. (SHOES SQUEAKING) (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) SHH. QUIET. LOOK! THE FLOOR! IT'S BEEN SWEPT! HEH. CHAIR'S BEEN DUSTED. OUR WINDOW'S BEEN WASHED. GOSH. OUR COBWEBS ARE MISSING. WHY`WHY, THE WHOLE PLACE IS CLEAN. THERE'S DIRTY WORK AFOOT! SINK'S EMPTY. HEY, SOMEONE STOLE OUR DISHES. THEY AIN'T STOLE. THEY'RE HID IN THE CUPBOARD. MY CUP'S BEEN WASHED. SUGAR'S GONE. SOMETHING'S COOKING. (SNIFFS) SMELLS GOOD. DON'T TOUCH IT, YOU FOOLS! IT MIGHT BE PISONED! (STEAM HISSES AND LID RATTLES) SEE? IT'S WITCH'S BREW. LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO OUR STABLE`TABLE! FLOWERS! (SNIFFS) HUH? LOOK! GOLDENROD! DON'T DO IT! TAKE 'EM AWAY! MY NOSE! MY HAY FEVER! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND IT! I CAN'T` I CA`I`OH. ALL: SHH! SHH! AAHHH` AHH. THANKS. AHHH CHOO! WHOA! ALL: SHH! YOU CRAZY FOOL! FINE TIME YOU PICKED TO SNEEZE! I COULDN'T HELP IT. I CAN'T TELL. WHEN YOU GOTTA, YOU GOTTA. I`I GOTTA. IT'S COMING. AH-CH`OOH-CH` HOLD IT IN! STOP HIM! AH`AH`AH` DON'T LET GO! HOLD HIM TIGHT! MAKE A HARD KNOT. THERE. THAT WILL HOLD HIM. AHH. THANKS` SHH! QUIET, YOU FOOL! YOU WANT TO GET US ALL KILLED? (TAPPING) WH-WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S IT. SOUNDED CLOSE. IT'S IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW. (ALL SQUAWK) (MEN YELLING) IT'S UP THERE. YEAH. IN THE BEDROOM. WELL, ONE OF US HAS GOT TO GO DOWN AND CHASE IT UP. UP, DOWN. HERE, TAKE IT. DON'T BE NERVOUS. (STAIRS CREAK) (LOUD SQUEAK) DON'T BE AFRAID. WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. MEN: YES. RIGHT BEHIND YOU. (GULPS) (DOOR CREAKS) (DOOR CREAKS) SNOW WHITE: OHH! AAH! HERE IT COMES! (ALL YELLING) IT'S AFTER US! DON'T LET IT OUT! HOLD IT SHUT! (CRASH) HERE IT COMES! NOW'S OUR CHANCE! GET IT NOW! GIVE IT TO IT! DON'T LET IT GET AWAY! TAKE THAT, THAT, AND THAT! HOLD ON THERE! IT'S`IT'S ONLY DOPEY! DID YOU SEE IT? HOW BIG IS IT? WAS IT A DRAGON? HAS IT GOT HORNS? WAS IT BREATHING FIRE? WAS IT DROOLING? WHAT WAS IT DOING? (SNORES) HE SAYS IT'S A MONSTER! ASLEEP IN OUR BEDS! LET'S ATTACK WHILE IT'S SLEEPING! MEN: YEAH! WHILE IT'S SLEEPING! HURRY, MEN! IT'S NOW OR NEVER! OFF WITH ITS HEAD! BREAK ITS BONES! CHOP IT TO PIECES! WE'LL KILL IT DEAD! (DOOR CREAKS) (DOOR CREAKS) (SNOW WHITE GROANS) JIMINY CRICKETS! GOSH! GEE! WHAT A MONSTER! COVERS 3 BEDS. LET'S KILL IT BEFORE IT WAKES UP. WHICH END DO WE KILL? SHH! SHH! WELL, UH, UH... WHAT IS IT? WHY, IT`IT`IT... IT'S A GIRL. SHE'S MIGHTY PURTY. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE A ANGEL. ANGEL! HA! SHE'S A FEMALE, AND ALL FEMALES IS PISON. THEY'RE FULL OF WICKED WILES. WHAT ARE WICKED WILES? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M AGIN' 'EM. SHH! NOT SO LOUD. YOU'LL WAKE HER UP. AW, LET HER WAKE UP! SHE DON'T BELONG HERE NO-HOW! SHH! LOOK OUT! SHE'S MOVIN'! SHE'S WAKIN' UP! WHAT DO WE DO? HIDE! OHH, DEAR! I WONDER IF THE CHILDREN ARE... OHH! WHY...WHY, YOU'RE LITTLE MEN. HOW DO YOU DO? I SAID, HOW DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU DO WHAT? OH, YOU CAN TALK! I'M SO GLAD! NOW, DON'T TELL ME WHO YOU ARE. LET ME GUESS. I KNOW. YOU'RE DOC! HOO, WHY, WHY`WHY, YES, YES! THAT'S TRUE. AND YOU'RE... YOU'RE BASHFUL. OHH, GOSH. (MEN LAUGH) AND YOU, YOU'RE SLEEPY. HOW'D YOU GUESS? HA HA. (MEN LAUGH) AND YOU... AH...AH...AH` SNOW WHITE: YOU'RE SNEEZY! HA HA. (MEN LAUGH) AH-CHOO! (LAUGHTER) SNOW WHITE: YES. AND YOU MUST BE... HAPPY, MA'AM. THAT'S ME. AND THIS IS DOPEY. HE DON'T TALK NONE. SNOW WHITE: YOU MEAN HE CAN'T TALK? HE DON'T KNOW. HE NEVER TRIED. OH, HO HO HO HO! THAT'S TOO BAD! (GIGGLES) OHH. (GRUMPY VOICE) YOU MUST BE GRUMPY. (LAUGHTER) HEH HOO. YES. YES! HEH! WE KNOW WHO WE ARE. ASK HER WHO SHE IS AND WHAT SHE'S A-DOIN' HERE! (GASPS) YES! WHAT ARE YOU, AND WHO ARE YOU DOIN'? UH, UH, WHAT ARE YOU` WHO ARE YOU, MY DEAR? OH, HOW SILLY OF ME. I'M SNOW WHITE. DOC: SNOW WHITE?! MEN: THE PRINCESS?! YES. HEE. WELL, WELL, MY`MY DEAR QUINCESS` UH, PRINCESS, WE'RE, UH, WE'RE HONOURED, YES, WE'RE, UH, WE'RE, UH` MAD AS HORNETS! MAD AS HORNETS! NO, NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE BAD AS CORNETS` NO, AS BAD AS` WHAT WAS I SAYING? NOTHIN'. JUST STANDIN' THERE SPUTTERIN' LIKE A DOODLEBUG. MOVE! WHO'S BUTTERIN' LIKE A SPOODLEDUG? WHO'S...(STAMMERS) AW, SHUT UP AND TELL HER TO GET OUT! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME AWAY. IF YOU DO, SHE'LL KILL ME. KILL YOU?! WHO WILL? YES, WHO? MY STEPMOTHER, THE QUEEN! MEN: THE QUEEN? SHE'S WICKED! SHE'S BAD! SHE'S MIGHTY MEAN. SHE'S AN OLD WITCH! I'M WARNIN' YOU, IF THE QUEEN FINDS HER HERE, SHE'LL SWOOP DOWN AND WREAK HER VENGEANCE ON US! BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I AM. SHE DON'T, HEH? SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING; SHE'S FULL OF BLACK MAGIC. SHE CAN EVEN MAKE HERSELF INVISIBLE. PFFT! MIGHT BE IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW. OH, SHE'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE. AND IF YOU LET ME STAY, I'LL KEEP HOUSE FOR YOU. I'LL WASH AND SEW AND SWEEP AND COOK AND` MEN: COOK?! CAN YOU MAKE DAPPLE LUMPKINS` UH, LUMPLE DAPPLINS` MEN: APPLE DUMPLINGS. UH, YES! CRAPPLE DUMPKINS. YES, AND PLUM PUDDING AND GOOSEBERRY PIE` ALL: GOOSEBERRY PIE! HOORAY! SHE STAYS! (SNIFFING) ALL: AHH. SOUP! HOORAY! (ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY) GRUMPY: HEY, YOU GOT MY PLATE! SNOW WHITE: AH-AH-AH. JUST A MINUTE. SUPPER'S NOT QUITE READY. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TIME TO WASH. MEN: WASH? WASH? WASH? HA! KNEW THERE'S A CATCH TO IT! WHY WASH? WHAT FER? WE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. AIN'T NEW YEAR'S. OH, PERHAPS YOU HAVE WASHED. PERHAPS WE... YES, HEE, PERHAPS WE HAVE. BUT WHEN? WHEN? UH, WHEN? YOU SAID WHEN? UH, WHY, HA, LAST`LAST WEEK` MONTH`YEAR` WHY, RECENTLY. ALL: YES, RECENTLY. OH, RECENTLY. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. WHY, DOC, I'M SURPRISED. (CHUCKLES) SNOW WHITE: COME ON, LET'S SEE THEM. OH, BASHFUL, MY, MY, MY. AND YOU? TSK TSK TSK TSK. (GASPS) WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. OH! (GASPS) HOW SHOCKING! TSK TSK TSK TSK! GOODNESS ME, THIS WILL NEVER DO. MARCH STRAIGHT OUTSIDE AND WASH, OR YOU'LL NOT GET A BITE TO EAT. (CLATTERING) 1 HEH! WELL... AREN'T YOU GOING TO WASH? WHAT'S THE MATTER? CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? SNOW WHITE: HO HO HO HO! OH, DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? HUH! HEH! WOMEN! DOC: COURAGE, MEN, COURAGE. DON'T BE NERVOUS. GOSH, IT'S WET. BRRRR! IT'S COLD, TOO! WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT, ARE WE? WELL, IT`IT'LL PLEASE THE PRINCESS. HA. I'LL TAKE A CHANCE FOR HER. ALL: ME TOO! HA! HER WILES ARE BEGINNIN' TO WORK. BUT I'M WARNIN' YOU, YOU GIVE 'EM AN INCH AND THEY'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU! DON'T LISTEN TO THAT OLD WARTHOG. COME ON NOW, MEN. HOW HARD DO YOU SCRUB? WILL OUR WHISKERS SHRINK? DO YOU GET IN THE TUB? DO YOU HAVE TO WASH WHERE IT DOESN'T SHOW? NOW, NOW, DON'T GET EXCITED. HERE WE GO. STEP UP TO THE TUB OH, 'TAIN'T NO DISGRACE. JUST PULL UP YOUR SLEEVES AND GET 'EM IN PLACE. # THEN SCOOP UP THE WATER AND RUB IT ON YOUR FACE, AND GO BBBLLL, BBBLLL, BBBLLL! # PICK UP THE SOAP. NOW, DON'T TRY TO BLUFF. # WORK UP A LATHER, AND WHEN YOU GOT ENOUGH, # GET YOUR HANDS FULL OF WATER, AND YOU SNORT AND YOU SNUFF # AND GO BBBLLL, BBBLLL, BBBLLL! # YOU DOUSE AND YOU SOUSE, RUB AND YOU SCRUB. # YOU SPUTTER AND SPLASH, ALL OVER THE TUB. # YOU MAY BE COLD AND WET WHEN YOU'RE DONE, # BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT, IT'S GOOD, CLEAN FUN. # SO SPLASH ALL YOU LIKE. 'TAIN'T ANY TRICK. # AS SOON AS YOU'RE THROUGH, YOU'LL FEEL MIGHTY SLICK. # BUNCH OF OLD NANNY GOATS, YOU MAKE ME SICK GOING BBBLLL, BBBLLL, BBBLLL! (SPITS) OOOH OOOH OOH! HA! NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE'LL BE TYIN' YOUR BEARDS UP IN PINK RIBBONS AND SMELLIN' YOU UP WITH THAT STUFF CALLED, UH... PERFOOM. HA! (SPITS) A FINE BUNCH OF WATER LILIES YOU TURNED OUT TO BE. I'D LIKE TO SEE ANYBODY MAKE ME WASH... IF I DIDN'T WANNA. (CLEARS THROAT) (WHISPERING) HEE HEE HEE HEE. (WHISTLING) GET HIM! HEY! LET GO OF ME! GET HIM OVER TO THE TUB. GET HIM OVER TO THE TUB. LET ME LOOSE, YOU FOOLS! LET ME LOOSE! GET HIM UP ON THE TUB! GET HIM UP! HANG ON TO HIM! GET HIM UP ON THE DUB` THE MUB`UH, THE TUB! THE TUB! NO, NO, NO, DON'T GET EXCITED. GET THE SOAP! DOC: OH! STEADY, MEN! WE'LL GET HIM THERE. (MEN CHATTERING) (HICCUPS) (HICCUPS) (HICCUPS) (LAUGHING) NOW SCRUB GOOD AND HARD. IT CAN'T BE DENIED # THAT HE'LL LOOK MIGHTY CUTE AS SOON AS HE'S DRIED # ALL: WELL, IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE HIDE TO GO # GRUMPY: BBBLLL, BBBLLL, BBBLLL! (LAUGHTER) (HICCUPS) (INHALES, HICCUPS) (HICCUPS) AIN'T HE SWEET? (LAUGHTER) (SNIFFS) SMELLS LIKE A PETUNIA. HE SURE IS CUTE! YOU'LL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS! SUPPER! (BANGING) SUPPER! MEN: FOOD! HOORAY! BBBLLL, BBBLLL, BBBLLL! HUH! MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO NOW IS THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL? OVER THE SEVEN JEWELLED HILLS, BEYOND THE SEVENTH FALL, IN THE COTTAGE OF THE SEVEN DWARFS DWELLS SNOW WHITE, FAIREST ONE OF ALL. SNOW WHITE LIES DEAD IN THE FOREST. THE HUNTSMAN HAS BROUGHT ME PROOF. BEHOLD...HER HEART. SNOW WHITE STILL LIVES, THE FAIREST IN THE LAND. 'TIS THE HEART OF A PIG YOU HOLD IN YOUR HAND. THE HEART OF A PIG! THEN I'VE BEEN TRICKED! (ANGRY MUSIC) THE HEART OF A PIG! THE BLUNDERING FOOL! (CLATTERS) I'LL GO MYSELF TO THE DWARFS' COTTAGE IN A DISGUISE SO COMPLETE, NO ONE WILL EVER SUSPECT. NOW, A FORMULA TO TRANSFORM MY BEAUTY INTO UGLINESS, CHANGE MY QUEENLY RAIMENT TO A PEDDLER'S CLOAK. "MUMMY DUST..." TO MAKE ME OLD. TO SHROUD MY CLOTHES, THE BLACK OF NIGHT. TO AGE MY VOICE... AN OLD HAG'S CACKLE. (CACKLING) (CACKLING ECHOING) TO WHITEN MY HAIR, A SCREAM OF FRIGHT. (HISSES) (SHRIEKS) A BLAST OF WIND... TO FAN MY HATE! (WIND HOWLING) A THUNDERBOLT... TO MIX IT WELL. NOW... BEGIN THY MAGIC SPELL. (GLASS SHATTERS) (GASPING) (FAST-PACED MUSIC) LOOK! MY HANDS! (OLD HAG VOICE) MY VOICE! (SIGHS) MY VOICE! HA HA HA HA HA! A PERFECT DISGUISE. HA HA HA HA! AND NOW, HA HA, A SPECIAL SORT OF DEATH FOR ONE SO FAIR. WHAT SHALL IT BE? AHH! A POISONED APPLE! "SLEEPING DEATH." HO HO HO. "ONE TASTE OF THE POISONED APPLE... "AND THE VICTIM'S EYES WILL CLOSE FOREVER... IN THE SLEEPING DEATH." (UPBEAT MUSIC) (YODELLING) HO-LA-LA-AH-EE # HO-LA-LOO-OO-DEE # (YODELLING CONTINUES) HO-LA-LA-AH-EE # TROL-LOO-LOO-DEE-DEE # (CONTINUES YODELLING) (WHISTLING TUNE) AHEM. I'D LIKE TO DANCE AND TAP MY FEET, BUT THEY WON'T KEEP IN RHYTHM # YOU SEE, I WASHED THEM BOTH TODAY, AND I CAN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH 'EM # MEN: HO HUM, THE TUNE IS DUMB. THE WORDS DON'T MEAN A THING # ISN'T THIS A SILLY SONG FOR ANYONE TO SING? # (LAUGHING) I... (GIGGLES) (MEN LAUGHING) OHH, D-D-D-D` I-I-I-I` (MEN LAUGHING) (WHISTLES LOUDLY) I CHASED A POLECAT UP A TREE, WAY OUT UPON A LIMB # AND WHEN HE GOT THE BEST OF ME, I GOT THE WORST OF HIM # MEN: HO HUM, THE TUNE IS DUMB, THE WORDS DON'T MEAN A THING # ISN'T THIS A SILLY SONG FOR ANYONE TO SING? # (YODELLING) (YODELS QUICKLY) (SINGS HIGH NOTE) (YAWNS) (FLY BUZZES) (MEN YODELLING) (YODELLING CONTINUES) (DRUM SOLO) (FLY BUZZES) (CRASH) (TWEETS) (MEN HOOT AND CHEER) CARE`WATCH OUT. (STAMMERING) WATCH` WATCH`WATCH`WATCH` HUH-HEH-HOO` THANKS. (MEN YODEL) (YODELS QUICKLY) (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) MEN: HEY, HEY HEY, HEY MEN: HEY! SNEEZY: AH-CH` AH-CH` AH-CH-CH` HEY, OOH! AH-CH-CH` (GRUNTS) AH-CH-CH-CH` AH-CH-CH-CH` AH-CH` AH-CH-CH-CH` AH` AH`(SNEEZES) (LAUGHTER) HA HA HA! (LAUGHING) SNOW WHITE: OH, HO HO HO HO. HA HA HA. THAT WAS FUN. NOW YOU DO SOMETHIN'. WELL, WHAT SHALL I DO? (YAWNING) TELL US A STORY. ALL: YES! TELL US A STORY. A TRUE STORY. A LOVE STORY. WELL... ONCE THERE WAS A PRINCESS... WAS THE PRINCESS... YOU? AND SHE FELL IN LOVE. WAS IT HARD TO DO? IT WAS VERY EASY. ANYONE COULD SEE THAT THE PRINCE WAS CHARMING. THE ONLY ONE FOR ME. WAS HE, UH, STRONG AND HANDSOME? WAS HE BIG AND TALL? THERE'S NOBODY LIKE HIM... ANYWHERE AT ALL. DID HE SAY HE LOVED YOU? DID HE STEAL A KISS? HE WAS SO ROMANTIC # I COULD NOT RESIST # SOME DAY # MY PRINCE WILL COME # SOME DAY # WE'LL MEET AGAIN # AND AWAY TO HIS CASTLE WE'LL GO # TO BE HAPPY FOREVER # I KNOW # HEH. MUSH. SOME DAY # WHEN SPRING IS HERE # WE'LL FIND OUR LOVE ANEW # AND THE BIRDS WILL SING # AND WEDDING BELLS WILL RING # SOME DAY WHEN MY DREAMS # COME TRUE # (ALL SIGH) (CLOCK CHIMES AND CROAKS) (CHIMES) (CROAKS) (CHIMES) (CROAKS) (CHIMES) (CROAKS) OH, MY GOODNESS! IT'S PAST BEDTIME. GO RIGHT UPSTAIRS TO BED. WAIT. HOLD ON THERE, MEN. THE PRINCESS WILL SLEEP IN OUR BEDS UPSTAIRS. BUT WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP? OH, WE'LL BE QUITE COMFORTABLE DOWN HERE IN`IN, UH` IN A PIG'S EYE. IN A PIG'S EYE. A STY`NO, NO! I MEAN, WE'LL BE COMFORTABLE. WON'T WE, MEN? ALL: OH, YES. MIGHTY COMFORTABLE. DOC: NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT US. HEH HEH. WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT, MA'AM. DOC: GO RIGHT ON UP, NOW, MY DEAR. WELL, IF YOU INSIST. GOOD NIGHT. ALL: GOOD NIGHT, PRINCESS. YOU'RE SURE YOU'LL BE COMFORTABLE? ALL: OH, YES. VERY COMFORTABLE. WELL, PLEASANT DREAMS. PLEASANT DREAMS. (DOOR CLOSES) LET GO! (ALL TALKING AT ONCE) DOC: NOW, MEN, DON'T GET EXCITED. REMEMBER, SHARE AND SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE. LOOK OUT, IT'LL CLIP`IT'LL RIP! (SQUEAKS) SNOW WHITE: BLESS THE SEVEN LITTLE MEN WHO HAVE BEEN SO KIND TO ME. AND MAY MY DREAMS COME TRUE. AMEN. OH, YES, AND PLEASE MAKE GRUMPY LIKE ME. HEH, WOMEN. (MEN SNORING) A FINE KETTLE OF FISH. (SPITS) (FIRE SIZZLES) (SNORING CONTINUES) (SNORES) (SNORES) (SNORES) (GURGLING) (SNORES) (WHIMPERS) (SIGHS) (SNORES) (FLY BUZZES) (BUZZES) (SNORES) (FLY SNORES) (CRICKETS CHIRPING, FROGS CROAKING) QUEEN: DIP THE APPLE IN THE BREW. LET THE SLEEPING DEATH SEEP THROUGH. LOOK! ON THE SKIN, THE SYMBOL OF WHAT LIES WITHIN. NOW, TURN RED TO TEMPT SNOW WHITE, TO MAKE HER HUNGER FOR A BITE. (CACKLES) (GASPS) HAVE A BITE! (CACKLES) IT'S NOT FOR YOU. IT'S FOR SNOW WHITE. WHEN SHE BREAKS THE TENDER PEEL TO TASTE THE APPLE IN MY HAND, HER BREATH WILL STILL, HER BLOOD CONGEAL, THEN I'LL BE FAIREST IN THE LAND! (CACKLES BUT WAIT! THERE MAY BE AN ANTIDOTE. NOTHING MUST BE OVERLOOKED. OHH! HERE IT IS. "THE VICTIM OF THE SLEEPING DEATH "CAN BE REVIVED ONLY BY LOVE'S FIRST KISS." LOVE'S FIRST KISS. BAH! HA HA! NO FEAR OF THAT. THE DWARFS WILL THINK SHE'S DEAD. SHE'LL BE BURIED ALIVE! (CACKLES (CACKLING CONTINUES) BURIED ALIVE! (CACKLES THIRSTY? HAVE A DRINK! (CACKLES) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (LEAVES RUSTLE) (LOCK CLICKS) NOW, DON'T FORGET, MY DEAR. THE`THE OLD QUEEN'S A SLY ONE, FULL OF WITCHCRAFT, SO BEWARE OF STRANGERS. DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU TONIGHT. (GIGGLES) UH, UH, YES. (CLEARS THROAT) WELL, UH, COME ON, MEN. BE AWFUL CAREFUL, 'CAUSE IF ANYTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU, I`I` GOOD-BYE. OHH, GOSH. (GIGGLES) HEH. DISGUSTIN'. AND BE SURE TO WATCH OUT` TO WA` TO WA`TO WA` WATCH OUT. (STIFLING SNEEZE) THANKS. AH-CH` AH-CH-CH` AH-CH` AH-CH-CH-CH-CH` SNEEZY: AH-CHOO! (GIGGLES) WELL... (CHUCKLES) ALL RIGHT. BUT THAT'S THE LAST` (GASPS) OH, GO ON, RUN ALONG. MEN: HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO # (MEN WHISTLING) GOOD-BYE! (CLEARS THROAT) NOW, I'M WARNIN' YOU, DON'T LET NOBODY OR NOTHIN' IN THE HOUSE. WHY, GRUMPY, YOU DO CARE. (SIGHS) (CRASH) (HUFFS) (CRASH, SPLASH) (CLANG) SNOW WHITE: GOOD-BYE, GRUMPY! (SHOES SQUELCH) (EVIL MUSIC) (CACKLES) THE LITTLE MEN WILL BE AWAY, AND SHE'LL BE ALL ALONE... WITH A HARMLESS OLD PEDDLER WOMAN. (CACKLES) A HARMLESS OLD PEDDLER WOMAN. (QUEEN CACKLES) SOME DAY # MY PRINCE WILL COME # SOME DAY WE'LL MEET AGAIN # AND AWAY TO HIS CASTLE WE'LL GO # TO BE HAPPY FOREVER, I KNOW # SOME DAY # WHEN SPRING IS HERE # WE'LL FIND OUR LOVE ANEW # AND THE BIRDS WILL SING # AND WEDDING BELLS WILL RING # SOME DAY WHEN MY DREAMS # COME TRUE # (GASPS) (CHUCKLES) ALL ALONE, MY PET? WHY`WHY, YES, I AM, BUT` THE`THE LITTLE MEN ARE NOT HERE? NO, THEY'RE NOT. MM-HMM. (SNIFFS) MAKING PIES? YES. GOOSEBERRY PIES. IT'S APPLE PIES THAT MAKE THE MENFOLKS' MOUTHS WATER. PIES MADE FROM APPLES LIKE THESE. (CHUCKLES) OH, THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS. YES! BUT WAIT TILL YOU TASTE ONE, DEARIE. (CHUCKLES) QUEEN: LIKE TO TRY ONE? (TWITTERING) HMM? GO ON. GO ON, HAVE A BITE. (TWITTERING) AAH! AAH! (GRUNTING AND GASPING) STOP IT, STOP IT. GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHAME ON YOU, FRIGHTENING A POOR OLD LADY. OH, I THOUGHT I'D LOST IT. (PANTS) THERE, THERE. I'M SORRY. OHH! MY HEART. OH, MY` MY POOR HEART. TAKE ME INTO THE HOUSE AND LET ME REST. A DRINK OF WATER, PLEASE. (DOOR SHUTS) (TWITTERING AND CHIRPING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (FAST-PACED MUSIC) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO # (WHISTLING) HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO # (FRANTIC TWITTERING AND CHIRPING) (WHISTLING) HEY, LOOK! (CLATTER) (TWITTERING AND CHIRPING) QUIT THAT. GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY! GO ON, SHOO! GO ON! GET OUTTA HERE! WHAT AILS THESE CRAZY BIRDS? TH-THEY'VE GONE PLUMB DAFFY! YEAH, TH-THEY'VE GONE` AH-AH-AH-CHOO! (CHIRPING) AND BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SO GOOD TO POOR OLD GRANNY, I'LL SHARE A SECRET WITH YOU. THIS IS NO ORDINARY APPLE. IT'S A MAGIC WISHING APPLE. A WISHING APPLE? YES! ONE BITE... AND ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. REALLY? YES, GIRLIE. NOW, MAKE A WISH... AND TAKE A BITE. GO ON, GIT! THESE PESKY CRITTERS WON'T STOP! 'TAIN'T NATURAL. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG! THEY AIN'T ACTIN' THIS WAY FOR NOTHIN'! (YAWNING) MAYBE THE OLD QUEEN'S GOT SNOW WHITE. THE QUEEN! ALL: SNOW WHITE! THE QUEEN'LL KILL HER! WE GOTTA SAVE HER! YES, YES! WE`WE GOTTA SAVE HER! SH-SHE'LL KILL HER! WHAT'LL WE DO? YES, W-W-WHAT'LL WE DO? COME ON! GIDDY-UP! (ACTION MUSIC) DOC: WAIT FOR ME! WAIT FOR` (SHOUTING) THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES. PERHAPS THERE'S SOMEONE YOU LOVE. WELL, THERE IS SOMEONE. I THOUGHT SO. I THOUGHT SO. (CHUCKLES) OLD GRANNY KNOWS A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART. NOW, TAKE THE APPLE, DEARIE, AND MAKE A WISH. I WISH... I WISH` THAT'S IT! GO ON! GO ON. (SHOUTING) (FAST MUSIC) (SHOUTING) AND THAT HE WILL CARRY ME AWAY TO HIS CASTLE... WHERE WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. FINE! FINE! NOW, TAKE A BITE. QUEEN: DON'T LET THE WISH GROW COLD! SNOW WHITE: OH. I FEEL STRANGE. "HER BREATH WILL STILL." SNOW WHITE: OHH. OHH. "HER BLOOD CONGEAL." (SNOW WHITE GASPS) (CACKLES) (THUNDER) NOW I'LL BE FAIREST IN THE LAND! (CACKLING) (THUNDER) HURRY, HURRY! (SHOUTING) THERE SHE GOES! (SHOUTING) (THUNDER) (SHOUTING) AFTER HER! (SHOUTING) (SHOUTING) (WIND HOWLS) (THUNDER) (SHOUTING) (GASPS) (PANTING) (GASPS) I'M TRAPPED! WHAT WILL I DO? THE MEDDLING LITTLE FOOLS! I'LL FIX YOU! I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES! LOOK OUT! (CACKLES) AH HA HA HA! (SCREAMS) (THUNDER) (SAD MUSIC PLAYS) (SOBS) (WHIMPERS) PRINCE: ONE SONG # I HAVE BUT ONE SONG # ONE SONG # ONLY FOR YOU # ONE HEART # TENDERLY BEATING # EVER ENTREATING # CONSTANT AND TRUE # CHORUS: SO TRUE # PRINCE: ONE LOVE # THAT HAS POSSESSED ME # ONE LOVE # THRILLING ME THROUGH # ONE SONG # MY HEART KEEPS SINGING # OF ONE LOVE # ONLY FOR YOU # CHORUS: (HUMMING) CHORUS: AND AWAY TO HIS CASTLE YOU'LL GO # TO BE HAPPY FOREVER, WE KNOW # (CHOIR VOCALIZING) GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE, GRUMPY. GOOD-BYE! OH, DOPEY. GOOD-BYE! 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