(WIND BLOWS) (SCREECHING) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (CHEERING) PAT O'BRIEN: HERE WE ARE, FOLKS, ON THE RED CARPET, AT THE GRAND OPENING OF THE COOLSONIAN CRIMINOLOGY MUSEUM. TONIGHT'S PREMIERE EXHIBIT IS A ROUSING LOOK BACK AT THE EXPLOITS OF MYSTERY, INCORPORATED. AND HERE THEY ARE. (CHEERING) (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) O'BRIEN: FOLKS, THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY OVER MYSTERY, INC. FRED, WE LOVE YOU! OH... HERE YOU GO, GIRLS. I GOT AN ASCOT FOR EACH OF YOU. (CHEERING) RELLO. (LAUGHS) CHECK IT OUT. IT'S A SHAG AND SCOOB QUAKE AND THE WHOLE CITY'S SHAKING. YEAH! (SLURPS) COME ON, SCOOB. (GRUNTING) (GROANS) RO! RORRY. I CONSIDER IT A PRIVILEGE, SIR. GIRLS: DAPHNE! DON'T YOU TWO LOOK BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU. MEN: DAPHNE! DAPHNE! DAPHNE! DAPHNE! BOTH: HI! WE LOVE YOU! WE HAVE YOU TATTOOED ON OUR CHESTS! LOOK! (LAUGHING) THAT'S VERY... SWEET. GIRLS: VELMA! VELMA! VELMA! VELMA! VELMA! (SCREAMING) SIGN IT, PLEASE. WE LOVE YOU, VELMA. THANKS. (CRYING): I LOVE HER SO MUCH. MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH COOLSVILLE'S HOTTEST DETECTIVES? ABSOLUTELY. WELL, THERE YOU GO. THAT'S YOUR WORD. COME ON, DEAR. WE'RE LATE. HEATHER JASPER-HOWE AT THE GRAND OPENING OF THE NEW COOLSONIAN CRIMINOLOGY MUSEUM, WITH OUR GUESTS OF HONOUR, THE MASTER DETECTIVES OF MYSTERY, INCORPORATED. (SNIFFING) (LAUGHING) HEY! (LAUGHS) RIGHT ON! RELLO! RELLO! RE... (BARKING) (BARKS) WITH ALL YOUR SUCCESS, ARE YOU STILL GOING TO HAVE TIME FOR ALL OF US HERE IN LITTLE OLD COOLSVILLE? OF COURSE, LITTLE OLD COOLSVILLE CAN SOLVE ITS PROBLEMS WITHOUT US, BUT WE'LL ALWAYS BE HERE TO HELP. THE PEOPLE OF COOLSVILLE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD! (CHEERING) (STRING QUARTET PLAYS) HEATHER: FRED, CAN YOU TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE EXHIBIT? ABSOLUTELY. MYSTERY, INC. IS PROUD TO DONATE THE COSTUMES OF CRIMINALS WE'VE UNMASKED IN THE PAST. LIKE THE BLACK KNIGHT GHOST. FRED: OUR VERY FIRST CASE. THE 10,000 VOLT GHOST. RUH-HUH. THE SKELETON MEN, AND EVEN THE DREADED PTERODACTYL GHOST. VELMA: WE'VE ALSO DONATED THE COSTUMES OF SOME OF OUR MORE RIDICULOUS FOES. LIKE CHICKENSTEIN. UH, VELMA, CAN WE GET A SHOT OF YOU NEXT TO THE BLACK KNIGHT? WAIT, VELMA, OVER HERE. RIDICULOUS? OBVIOUSLY, SHE FORGOT THAT DUDE TRIED TO PLUCK US. REAH! GUYS, COME ON. REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU. NEVER PICK YOUR NOSE IN PUBLIC. ROH? NO, BUT THAT'S GOOD, TOO. RIMAGE IS EVERYTHING. YES, IMAGE IS EVERYTHING. OKAY, THE WHOLE CITY'S WATCHING, SO TRY AND KEEP A BRAVE FACE. (GASPING) THEY'RE COSTUMES. -ROH. -OH, RIGHT. (GASPS) SHE'S RIGHT, SCOOB. UP CLOSE, THEY LOOK... TOTALLY FAKE. (WHIMPERING) THE TAR MONSTER SCARED THE LOCALS OF THE CITY OF BYZANTIUS AWAY IN ORDER TO TAKE THEIR TREASURE. BUT ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, HE'D PAVE YOUR DRIVEWAY FOR FREE. (LAUGHING) ISN'T THAT RIGHT, VELMA? VELMA? # THERE'S SOMETHING 'BOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT # # THERE'S SOMETHING 'BOUT THE WAY THAT # # I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU # (FEET SCUFFING) # THERE'S SOMETHING 'BOUT THE WAY... # -(NEEDLE SCRATCHING) -(YELLING) (THUMPING) # ...YOUR LIPS INVITE # # MAYBE IT'S THE WAY THAT # # I GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU'RE AROUND... # HI. HI. UH, OH, UM... DAPHNE THIS IS PATRICK WISELY. HE'S THE, UH, CURATOR HERE AT THE MUSEUM. IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, PATRICK. I HOPE YOU'LL BE WORKING CLOSELY WITH OUR VELMA ON THIS EVER-EXPANDING EXHIBIT. (GASPS) UH, LISTEN, VELMA. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A GLAMOROUS, MYSTERIOUS, JET-SET ADVENTURER PREOCCUPIED WITH INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE AND ALL... OH, YES. UH, THAT'S ME. I KNOW, BUT, UM, THERE'S A SYMPOSIUM COMING UP ON THE SYNTACTIC REASONING IN THE CRIMINAL BRAIN, AND... OH, I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND A CRIMINAL'S INCLINATION TO INCORRECTLY USE THE INTERROGATIVE PRONOUN IN PLACE OF THE RELATIVE... DELIGHTFULLY ABSURD. ME, TOO. REALLY? YEAH. WELL, SO MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO GO TOGETHER? SUPPOSE YOU MEAN LIKE... LIKE A.... LIKE A DATE. W-WITH ME. OH, I DIDN'T, NO, I CAN'T, PATRICK. OH... UH, MYSTERY IS MY MISTRESS. I MUST HEED HER SWEET CALL. OH, OKAY. (RUMBLING) (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) -(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING) -(GLASS SHATTERING) (GASPING) (SCREAMING) (SHOUTING) VELMA: WHAT'S HAPPENING? (WIND BLOWING) (WIND BLOWS) (SCREECHING) OH, BOY. (SCREECHES) -(gasping) -(glass SHATTERING) -DAPHNE! -OH! GO, NED! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! (SCREECHING) WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN. HIDING IS OUR PLAN. REAH. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THERE'S AN UNIDENTIFIED FREAKY OBJECT IN HERE! (SCREECHING) THE CURTAINS! WE'RE ON THEM! COME ON, YOU CHICKENS! GRAB THOSE ROPES! ROKAY, RELMA. BUT CHICKENS AREN'T GOOD WITH ROPES. (GROANS) FRED: WE GOT HIM, DAPH. SHAGGY, USE THE ROPES TO TIE HIM UP! SHAGGY: IT'S JUST A COSTUME. IT'S JUST A COSTUME. IT'S JUST A COSTUME! WE TIED IT! LET GO! SCOOBY: RUH? (GROWLING) (SCREECHES) (GASPS) (ROPE WHOOSHING) (YELLING) (CROWD SCREAMING) SORRY! WE HAVE TO SAVE SHAGGY AND SCOOBY! AS USUAL! (SCREECHING) (YELLING) (GLASS BREAKING) RIRE! (GRUNTING) RA-HOO! (YELLING) MYSTERY INCORPORATED! WHOA... (MANIACAL LAUGHING) THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST RUNG ON THE LADDER OF YOUR DEMISE. (YELLING AND GLASS SHATTERING) ROUCH! ZOINKS! (MANIACAL LAUGHING) AND THIS TIME YOU'LL BE THE ONES UNMASKED, AS THE BUFFOONS YOU TRULY ARE! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) HEATHER: ANY CLUES TO THE CAUSE OF THE ATTACK? HOW DID THE DINOSAUR GET THROUGH SECURITY? WHERE DID MYSTERY, INC.'S PLAN GO WRONG? YOU-- ANY LEADS ON THE IDENTITY OF THE MASKED MAN? (CREAKING) A SECRET HATCH. THE REAL PTERODACTYL GHOST MUST HAVE COME THROUGH HERE. (CLINKING) A REPTILIAN SCALE. A MOST WONDERFUL CLUE. HE STOLE TWO COSTUMES. THE BLACK KNIGHT GHOST AND THE 10,000 VOLT GHOST. WHY? FRED, DAPHNE, COULD YOU ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS FOR THE PRESS? (CHUCKLES) FRED, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. WE ALWAYS FACE THE PRESS AFTER WE'VE UNMASKED THE CREEPS. WE LOOKED RIDICULOUS BACK THERE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SWEETHEART. THE PRESS LOVES US. (SHUTTERS CLICKING) THE HIGHER THE PEDESTAL, THE HARDER THE FALL. AND MYSTERY, INC. FELL FAR IN THE EMBARRASSING DEBACLE THAT TARNISHED THE REPUTATION OF THE ONCE-GREAT GANG. IT WAS AN UTTER DISASTER AS TWO OF THE GANG'S KEY MEMBERS, NORVILLE "SHAGGY" ROGERS AND SCOOBERT "SCOOBY-DOO" ARE SEEN HERE CAUSING UNTOLD DAMAGE TO COOLSVILLE'S HOTTEST NEW TOURIST ATTRACTION, WHICH TOOK A FULL TWO YEARS TO COMPLETE. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT, FRED JONES, LEADER OF MYSTERY, INCORPORATED, HAD THIS TO SAY. LITTLE OLD COOLSVILLE CAN SOLVE ITS PROBLEMS WITHOUT US. I DIDN'T SAY THAT! -AND I GUESS "LITTLE OLD... -I MEAN... -...Coolsville" WILL HAVE TO. -...I DID, BUT... THAT'S OUT OF CONTEXT! THIS IS HEATHER JASPER-HOWE, DISILLUSIONED, FROM COOLSVILLE. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD SHAGGY AND SCOOBY TO GET THE ROPES. NO, VELMA, IT'S MY FAULT. I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THAT THEY WERE TIED BEFORE I LET GO. IT'S MY FAULT, TOO. WE ALL KNOW HOW SHAGGY AND SCOOBY CAN BE, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE JUST NEED TO STAY STRONG, IN CONTROL AND WORK FAST. COME ON, GANG. LET'S GET TO THE LAB. WE'LL FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS JURASSIC JUMBLE. RAGGY? WE'RE SCREW-UPS. REAH. I GUESS LOOKING BACK, EVERY TIME THEY MADE A PLAN WE DID SCREW IT UP SOMEHOW. I JUST, I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE. RE NEITHER. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY THAT WE CAN PROVE THAT WE ACTUALLY BELONG IN THE GANG. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TOTALLY UNLIKE US. HMM... YOU KNOW, SCOOB? WE COULD ACT LIKE REAL DETECTIVES! (LAUGHS) REALLY? SCOOBY-DOO, RAISE YOUR RIGHT PAW. NO, YOUR RIGHT PAW. SCOOBY-DOO, YOUR OTHER PAW. NOW, REPEAT AFTER ME. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, WE WILL NO LONGER BE OUR GOOFY SELVES. (REPEATING IN GIBBERISH) WE WILL BE AWESOME DETECTIVES. (GIBBERISH) AND WE WILL ACT MORE LIKE FRED AND VELMA AND DAPHNE. WE WILL BE TERRIFIC, AND FANTASTIC, AND SPECTACULAR AND CEASE TO BE LOSER-IFFIC, LAME-TASTIC AND SUCK-TACULAR. RAH, RAH. SUCK-TACULAR. # HEY, DO IT NOW # RIGHT, LIKE, IT'S TIME TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY. LET'S KICK THIS INVESTIGATION UP TO AN ELEVEN. RAH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? WELL, WE FIGURED THE FIRST STEP IN SOLVING A MYSTERY WOULD BE TO WEAR THE RIGHT ATTIRE. I'M SORRY, DAPH, BUT YOUR GO-GO BOOTS DIDN'T FIT... ...ME. (CHUCKLING) SCOOBY! THOSE SO DON'T GO WITH THAT SWEATER. REALLY? HMM. -(beeping) -(gasping) UH-HUH. AH! CLUES! ALAS, WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE MARKINGS? WORDS. AH-HA! WORDS. SCOOBY-DOO, TAKE NOTES. ROTCHA. VELMA: COME ON, YOU KOOKS. OKAY. IT'S COME BACK POSITIVE. THIS IS A REAL PTERODACTYL SCALE. PRECISELY! THAT MASKED FIGURE WAS OUT TO HUMILIATE US. MM, MAYBE IT'S SOMEONE WE UNMASKED. BUT WHO WOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE A REAL PTERODACTYL GHOST? THE ORIGINAL PTERODACTYL GHOST. DOCTOR JONATHAN JACOBO. VELMA: THAT'S RIGHT! VELMA: JACOBO WREAKED HAVOC IN A STATEWIDE CRIME SPREE. VELMA: JACOBO STOLE MILLIONS, WHICH HE USED TO FINANCE HIS FAILED EXPERIMENTS TRYING TO CREATE MONSTERS. COME ALIVE! COME ALIVE! (ELECTRICAL ZAPPING) (SCREECHING) EH... FRED: YOU THINK JACOBO'S BEHIND THIS? VELMA: IMPOSSIBLE. THREE YEARS AGO, HE ATTEMPTED A PRISON ESCAPE. SO LONG, SUCKERS! (GRUNTING) HELP ME, SUCKERS! (SPLASHING) HIS BODY WAS LOST AT SEA. WELL, HOW 'BOUT THIS? JACOBO'S CELL MATE WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON TWO MONTHS AGO. JEREMIAH WICKLES. FRED: THE BLACK KNIGHT GHOST. THAT WAS ONE OF THE COSTUMES THAT WAS STOLEN. RIGHT! AND... UH... SCOOBY-DOO, WHAT'S YOUR CONCLUSION? BUNNY. # FRIENDS FOREVER, FRIENDS FOREVER... # VELMA: IT SEEMS OLD MAN WICKLES DESERVES A VISIT, BEFORE ANY OF OUR OTHER CREEPY CONQUESTS MAKE A COMEBACK. DAPHNE: FREDDY, UP ON THE RIGHT. VELMA: OLD MAN WICKLES' ANCESTRAL MANOR. OH, MAN. -ANOTHER CREEPY CRIB! -(BATS SQUEAKING) HOW COME WE CAN'T EVER INVESTIGATE, LIKE, A KFC OR SOMETHING? RAGGY! (GRUNTING) ALL RIGHT. THEN AGAIN, CREEPY IS MY MIDDLE NAME. (CHUCKLING) YEAH. (GRUNTING) SCOOB! COME ON, SCOOB. VELMA: HUH. LOOKS LIKE A BIT OF A FIXER-UPPER. (VELMA CHUCKLING) BOY: HEY! SCOOBY: HUH? NICE JOB LAST NIGHT. both: LOSERS! QUICK, WE NEED TO THINK OF A COMEBACK. BOY: WHAT DORKS! HEY! SHUT UP! (BOTH LAUGHING) THAT'S A GOOD ONE. (DOORBELL WAILS) MAN (OVER SPEAKER): YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON WICKLES MANOR. LEAVE NOW OR PAY THE PRICE. WHAT KIND OF JERK MAKES THAT HIS DOORBELL? SHAGGY: DUDE... HE JUST SAID WE'D PAY THE PRICE. SHAGGY, SHAGGY, SHAGGY. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN BY RINGING A DOORBELL? (DOORBELL WAILS) (ALL YELLING) (GASPING) (YELLING AND GASPING CONTINUE) (THUDDING) (YELLING CONTINUES) SCOOBY: RELP ME! (YELLING) (GASPING AND GRUNTING) DAPHNE: OW! VELMA: SHAGGY! THAT'S WHAT CAN HAPPEN BY RINGING A DOORBELL, FRED. THAT! MAN (OVER SPEAKER): AT 7:00 P.M., THE OWNER WILL BE HOME TO SET YOU FREE. (ALL GROANING) HEY. YOU WANT TO BUY A BOX OF COOKIES? MAN: EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? REAH. THERE'S COOKIES! HEY, HEY! WATCH THE JUNK! SORRY. OH, BROTHER. THE LOCK'S ON A LASER THUMBPRINT SCANNER. DAPHNE: OH! LET ME JUST GET TO MY MAKEUP. DAPH, NOW? YOU KNOW WHAT, VELMA? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN TO PROPERLY APPLY MAKEUP. AH, OKAY, THE LAST GOOD THUMBPRINT SHOULD STILL BE THERE, SO A LITTLE BLUSH, A PORE STRIP... -(beeping, ZAPPING) -...and... -(METALLIC CLANKING) -VOILA. -ALL RIGHT, DAPH! -NICE! I ENJOY BEING A GIRL. 1 -COME ON! -THANK YOU! SEE IF I CAN GET MY MECHANIC'S JOB BACK. $20, $30, $40... RANKS FOR THE COOKIES. $50... WELCOME. $60, $70, $80... OKAY, GANG, LET'S, LIKE, SPLIT UP AND SEARCH FOR CLUES. -SCOOB AND I WILL GO THIS WAY. -RIGHT. -COME ON, SCOOB. -ROKAY. HE STOLE MY THING THAT I SAY! -(door CREAKING) -HMM... HM? (SINGSONGY): REARCH FOR CLUES. REARCH FOR CLUES. HM? RAH-HA! A CLUE! (CHUCKLES) SHINY FOOTPRINTS. VELMA: THE GLOW IS SIMILAR TO THE PTERODACTYL SCALE. (SCOOBY HUMMING) HM? RAH-HA! (SNIFFING) A CLUE! VELMA: WELL, LOOKS LIKE WICKLES SHARES HIS OLD PAL JACOBO'S FASCINATION WITH THE SUPERNATURAL. HE COLLECTS EVERYTHING FROM PERRY REISS TO ALEISTER CROWLEY. HE COLLECTS DUST, TOO. NO, NO, NO, THE DUST IS GOOD. WE CAN TELL WHAT HE'S BEEN READING LATELY. LIKE HERE! WHAT IS IT? IT'S AN OBSOLETE CELTIC TEXT USED BY SECRET SOCIETIES IN THE MID-19TH CENTURY. DAPHNE: LOOK. THE BOOK BELONGED TO J. JACOBO. THE ORIGINAL PTERODACTYL GHOST. MAYBE HE GAVE IT TO WICKLES BEFORE HE DIED. (CLACKING) (CLACKING WINDS DOWN) (EXPLOSION) # I LIKE BIG BUTTS, AND I CANNOT LIE # # YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY THAT WHEN A... # -(needle SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS) -(coughing) CAN YOU READ IT? IT'S AN AMALGAMATION OF MAGIC AND SCIENCE. HERE'S A LIST OF INGREDIENTS ON HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN CARBON-BASED ORGANIC COMPOSITE PREDATORS. THIS IS AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL ON HOW TO CREATE... ALL: MONSTERS. (SCOOBY HUMMING) SCOOB. CLUES! THOSE AREN'T CLUES, SCOOB. THOSE ARE JUST THINGS YOU WANT. LIKE, WHY IS A TOILET BRUSH A CLUE? # SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO # # DOO-DOO-BE-DOOBY... # JUST 'CAUSE YOU CAN SING IN IT, SCOOB, DOESN'T MAKE IT A CLUE. IT JUST MAKES IT AWESOME. (LAUGHS) BOTH: # EXCHANGING GLANCES # # SCOOBY-DOOBY-DO... # (GIGGLING) HM? HEY. LIKE, WHAT'S THIS? HM? "THE FAUX GHOST." HEY, WE'RE IN LUCK. IT'S TONIGHT, SCOOB. ROH. WE ARE DETECTIVES. REARY? YOU FOUND AN ACTUAL CLUE! (BOTH LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) (RHYTHMICALLY): ROH, YEAH! ROH, YEAH! (RHYTHMICALLY): DO THE CLUE DANCE! DO THE CLUE DANCE! WE'RE GOING BACK! WE'RE GOING BACK! (DEEP, SINISTER CHUCKLING) (WHIMPERING) (SCREAMS) BLACK KNIGHT GHOST! (SINISTER LAUGHTER) RIKES! RUN, RAGGY! LET'S GO. SHAGGY: LIKE, LOCK THE DOOR! HEAVY STUFF, SCOOB! GIVE ME A HAND, SCOOB! LET'S SEE HIM GET THROUGH THIS! SHAGGY: WE OUTSMARTED THAT MORON! REAH! WHAT A MORON. (LAUGHING) THANKS. BLACK KNIGHT (DEEPLY): YOU'RE WELCOME. (SHAGGY WHIMPERS) (LAUGHING) (WHIMPERING) (ROARS) ROH, NO! YO, METALHEAD! YES? BRING IT. (BLACK KNIGHT GRUNTING) (LOUD CLANG) HE BROUGHT IT. TAKE THAT! VELMA: DAPHNE! HOLD HIM OFF! I'LL LOOK IN THE BOOK-- MAYBE THERE'S A FORMULA FOR FINDING HIS WEAKNESS. (SCREAMS) -(BLACK KNIGHT LAUGHING) -(VELMA AND DAPHNE GASPING) VELMA: HERE! "TO FIND A CREATURE'S WEAKEST POINT..." (DAPHNE GRUNTING) "...TAKE THE ANGLE BETWEEN "THE CURRENT POSITION OF THE SUN, AND YOUR GEOGRAPHICAL POINT..." (SCREAMS) VELMA! "USE THIS POINT, 28 1/2 FEET UP FROM SEA LEVEL." (YELLS) (CHUCKLING): OOH-HOO-HOO... THAT TICKLES. -THIS IS BAD. -"MULTIPLY THIS NUMBER..." (GASPS) "ADD TO THE SQUARE INCHES OF..." (VELMA YELLS) (GASPS) -(VICIOUS GRUNT) -VELMA! (GASPS) (VELMA AND DAPHNE GASPING) BLACK KNIGHT: NOW, IT'S GOOD NIGHT, LADIES! VELMA: "THAT'S YOUR X-AXIS..." -(yells) -(metallic RINGING) (PANTING) OH...! OH! (DEEP, ECHOING BREATH) (ECHOING SNAP, WHOOSHING THROUGH AIR) (SWORDS CLANGING) "AND SUBTRACT 9,034-- THAT'S YOUR Y-AXIS." LOOK! NO HANDS! ANYTIME WOULD BE GREAT, VELMA. VELMA: I'M TRYING! VELMA: "...DIVIDE BY B, FOLLOW UPWARD EIGHT DEGREES NORTH." WHICH MAKES HIS WEAKEST POINT RIGHT HERE! OOH! (GROANS) RIGHT IN THE ROUND TABLES. RUN! RIN YOUR... FACE! SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO! (SHAGGY WHIMPERING) VELMA: I'M GOING TO COMPARE THE GLOW OF THOSE FOOTPRINTS TO THE PTERODACTYL SCALE. WELL, WE'LL CHECK OUT WICKLES' BOOK. DUDE, THE FAUX GHOST IS AN AWESOME CLUE. -REAH. -BUT WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT? RET'S ROLVE THE RYSTERY. OH, IF WE SOLVE THE MYSTERY BY OURSELVES... WELL, IT WOULD CERTAINLY PROVE TO THE GANG THAT WE BELONG. -REAH. -LET'S HEAD TO THE FAUX GHOST, FIND OLD MAN WICKLES, AND SEE WHAT HE KNOWS. BUT FIRST, LET'S GIVE THE GANG THE OLD SLIPPEROONEY. HA-HA! HEY, GUYS. SCOOBY'S FEELING KIND OF... LIKE HE'S GOT RABIES. (GROANING): ROH... ROH, ROH, ROH... SHAGGY: WELL, WE'RE JUST GONNA GO OUTSIDE TO GET SOME, UH, FRESH AIR. (CHUCKLES) (MOANING): ROH... (KEYBOARD CLACKING) JINKIES. WHAT'S UP, VELMS? THE ANALYSIS OF THE PTERODACTYL SCALE. IT CONTAINS RANDAMONIUM, WHICH THIS BOOK SAYS IS THE CRITICAL INGREDIENT NEEDED TO MAKE MONSTERS. DOESN'T RANDAMONIUM GLOW, LIKE THOSE FOOTPRINTS WE SAW IN WICKLES' MANSION? IF WE CAN PROVE WICKLES IS BEHIND THIS, THIS MYSTERY GOES DOWN LIKE A DOT-COM AND COOLSVILLE DIGS US AGAIN. WHERE WOULD HE GET RANDAMONIUM? RANDAMONIUM IS THE BYPRODUCT OF CERTAIN SILVER MINES. LIKE THE ABANDONED MINING TOWN IN OLD COOLSVILLE. THEN WE BETTER GET TO THAT MINING TOWN AND SEE WHAT'S... (GASPS) VELMA: OW! I'M INVISIBLE. I'M INVISIBLE. (GASPS) OW! GET RID OF HIM! KEEP HIM BUSY. (WHIMPERING) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE WANTS TO ASK ME ON A DATE. DAPHNE: IT'S OKAY TO BE SCARED. I AM NOT SCARED. I'VE FOUGHT WEREWOLVES AND GHOSTS. BUT IN THE END I KNOW WE USUALLY UNMASK THEM, AND IT'S JUST A SHRIVELEY LITTLE SCARED MAN INSIDE. WELL, IT'S THE SAME WITH DATING. VELMA... HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE WEREWOLVES AND GHOSTS ARE JUST DISTRACTIONS TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM WHAT REALLY FRIGHTENS YOU? INTIMACY WITH ANOTHER PERSON. AND BY INTIMACY, I MEAN SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU'RE REALLY HOT. BUT I'M MORE COMFORTABLE IN THE WORLD OF LOGIC AND FACTS. AND... I'M NOT... HOT. ME, NEITHER. EVERYBODY HAS FLAWS, VELMA. THE OBJECT OF A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IS TO NEVER LET THE OTHER PERSON KNOW THEY'RE THERE. (GASPS SOFTLY) -TO MUSEUMS. -TO MUSEUMS. VELMA: DAPH... I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOME GLAMOROUS AND... MYSTERIOUS JET-SETTER? I'D MAKE MYSELF ONE. # ONE, TWO, THREE, CUATRO! # ("WOOLY BULLY" PLAYING) # YEAH! WOOLY BULLY! # WHO'S YOUR MOMMY? M... MY... MY MOMMY? VELMA: COME ON, LET'S SOLVE A MYSTERY. OW! (CHUCKLES): OOH. (LEATHER SQUEAKING) UH, VELMA? DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? NO, I CAN'T IN THIS OUTFIT. (LEATHER SQUEAKING) (SQUEAKING) 1 YOU HEAR ABOUT BILLY THE BIRD? NO, WHAT HAPPENED? SHAGGY: OKAY, SCOOBY-DOO, THE COAST IS CLEAR. SCOOBY: HERE WE GO. (LOW MUMBLES) RUH? SHAGGY: THAT'S IT, SCOOB. THE FAUX GHOST. SCOOBY: REAH? MAN, I RECOGNIZE A LOT OF THESE CATS. LIKE, THAT'S C.L. MAGNUS. HE USED TO DRESS UP AS REDBEARD'S GHOST. AND THAT'S AGGIE WILKINS, A.K.A. THE OZARK WITCH. THESE ARE ALL FOLKS WE UNMASKED, SCOOB. IF THEY SPOT US, THEY'RE GONNA INVITE US TO A WEENIE ROAST. ONE WHERE WE'RE THE WEENIES! MM! ROT DOGS! THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY THAT WE CAN USE OUR AWESOME AND FEARLESS NEW SKILLS TO GET US IN THERE WITHOUT BEING RECOGNIZED. -# THIS IS BIG BRO # -# FLOW # -# TAKIN' OVER THE SHOW # -# SHOW # -# WITH THIS NU FLOW # -# FLOW # # YOU NEED TO LISTEN UP AND FEEL THIS SHHHH # # COS WE WON'T QUIT, QUIT # # WE MAKE THEM HITS AND STACK THEM CHIPS # # WHO'S THIS? # # THIS COS I CAME THROUGH THE DOOR # # AS SOON AS I STEP IN THE DOOR # # I SEE THAT YOU HATIN' MY FLOW # # THE COOLER FLOW, THE SOOTHER FLOW # # WE TIRED OF BEING THIS POOR # # AND HAVIN' TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR # # AND WORKIN' FROM 9 TO 5 # # IT'S LIKE A FIVE-DOLLAR HOME # # KNOWIN' WE WORTH MORE... # HEY, HEY, HEY! EVERYONE PART LIKE THE RED SEA. IT'S ME, SHIZZY MCCREEPY, AND MY BROTHER, S.D. MCCRAWLEY. BOO-YAH. WE ARE IN THE HOUSE AND READY TO PAR-TAY. MM... HEY, HANDSOME. HELLO, BABY. SHAGGY'S VOICE: ZOINKS! VELMA'S VOICE: JINKIES. DAPHNE'S VOICE: HEY! -ZOINKS! -JINKIES! -HEY, GANG! -JINKIES. -HEY! -HUH. -RICKES! -HUH? -HEY! (BELL DINGS) A GHOST CLOWN IS A HECK OF A LOT SCARIER THAN A COTTON CANDY GLOB! A LOT SCARIER THAN A GHOST CLOWN! HEY, HEY, HEY! (SCREAMING) WATCH OUT, IDIOT. -TAKE HIM OUT! -YEAH! (GLASS BREAKING) OLD MAN WICKLES! LEAVE ME ALONE. (SNIFFING) NO! I JUST, UH... I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU. YOUR PORTRAYAL OF THE BLACK KNIGHT GHOST WAS LIKE INSPIRATIONAL TO MY BROTHER AND ME. HEY, HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING COOL AND CREEPY LATELY? LISTEN, I'M NOT NORMALLY ONE FOR GIVING ADVICE, BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR BROTHER'S HUGE, HIDEOUS NOSE DEFORMITY. RUH? (GRUNTS) GET OUT OF THIS GAME WHILE YOU GOT A CHANCE. ALL OF US HERE AIN'T NOTHING TO ADMIRE. WE NEEDED PEOPLE TO BELIEVE WE WERE DIFFERENT THAN WE WERE. MAYBE 'CAUSE... WE BELIEVED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH WHO WE WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. I GUESS YOU'RE SORT OF GRATEFUL TO, UM, MYSTERY, INC. FOR UNMASKING YOU. ARE YOU KIDDING?! IF I SEE THOSE TWERPS, I'D TEAR THEIR EYES OUT OF THEIR SKULLS... -OOH? -AND MAKE THEM EAT THE ONE EYE WHILE WATCHING THEMSELVES EAT IT WITH THE OTHER EYE! (SCOOBY WHIMPERS) (LAUGHS) BYE. (GRUNTS AND WHIMPERS) HERE'S A CLUE FOR YOU, SCOOB. THAT DUDE'S WEARING HIS FREAK HAT 24-SEVEN. REAH. ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA TAKE A WHIZ. DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ATTRACT ATTENTION. ROTCHA. -HEY, DOLL. -MM? YOU WANT TO DANCE? GROOVY. -(hissing) -(purring) HERE WE GO. OOH. RUH-HUH. # THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME # -# BE MYSELF # -# BE MYSELF # # AGAIN # # AGAIN, AGAIN # # AT THE VERY START, WE WERE LIKE # -(barks) -# AND NOW WE'RE LIKE # # PARTY PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A # # RAISE THE ROOF ROOF ROOF # # MOVE, MOVE UP TO A HIGHER LEVEL # # NOW WE'RE GETTING MORE LOVE FROM OUR SUPPORTING PEOPLE # # SO I SAY ALL THE HATERS THAT WOULDN'T BELIEVE IN US # # AND I SAY ALL THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD US WE COULDN'T BUST # # SO HERE WE ARE NOW BLOWIN' UP NOW # # I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU, YEAH # # ONE OF THE BEST, WE BACK AT IT FROM UK TO USA # # WE CAUSE HAVOC, WE BRING MAGIC # # WE KNEW WE WAS GONNA MAKE IT BECAUSE WE JUST TOO REAL # # AND WE CAN'T FAKE IT, WE HYPE-LADEN # # SEE ME BEING ME # -# IS THE THING I ADORE # -OH, YEAH. # I AIN'T NEVER EVER HAD TO CHANGE BEFORE # -# I KEEP IT REAL FOR MY DOGS # -EVERYBODY. # MAKE THEM JUMP ON THE FLOOR # # FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK # # I MAKE THEM ALL WORK MORE # # SO THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE MYSELF AGAIN... # RAHHOO! (LAUGHS) RAHHOO! ROH, YEAH. (CHUCKLES) REY, RAGGY! (GROANS) -# THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE # -RUH-HUH. -(muffled SQUEAL) -# THANK YOU # -# FOR LETTING ME BE MYSELF... # -# LETTING ME BE MYSELF... # -# BE MYSELF... # -# OKAY... # # RANK YOU FOR RETTING # # ME BE MYSELF AGAIN # -# OH, YEAH # -HEY! IT'S SCOOBY-DOO! WHO? THE MEDDLING MUTT WHAT HELPED THROW US IN JAIL! SCOOBY: WHO, ME? RUH-UH. (SCOOBY CHUCKLES) NO, WAIT, THAT'S, THAT'S NOT SCOOBY-DOO! THAT'S, UM, THAT'S S.D. MCCRAWLEY. HE'S JUST WEARING A MASK. REAH... TA-DA! AND THAT'S DOO'S BEATNIK BEST PAL SHAGGY ROGERS. -YEAH. (GRUNTS) -WHERE? THERE. ZOINKS! GANGWAY! (CROWD SCREAMS AND YELLS) RUN, RAGGY! WAIT FOR ME! (SHAGGY AND SCOOBY YELLING) MAN: AND STAY OUT! (COUGHING AND PANTING) REALLY, THAT WASN'T SO BAD, SCOOB. (BLOWING) (MILDLY CHUCKLES) (SQUEAKING) OH, THAT WAS MY OUTFIT, I SWEAR. (DEEP SQUEAKING) YOU KNOW, VELMA... YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER. YOU'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED. -(SIREN BLARING) -YOU KNOW, I'M JUST.... (GASPS) MAN: FIND ME THE HEAD OF MUSEUM SECURITY. VELMA: OH, MY GOODNESS. FRED: WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON? DAPHNE: THIS CANNOT BE GOOD. -(gasps) -MY MUSEUM. WELL... WAIT. ANY COMMENTS ON THE MUSEUM ROBBERY? MYSTERY, INC. IS CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THE TWO STOLEN COSTUMES. NO, THE ONE THAT JUST HAPPENED. THE ONE WHERE THE BLACK KNIGHT AND THE PTERODACTYL GHOSTS STOLE THE REST OF THE COSTUMES? THE... REST OF THE C-COSTUMES? HEATHER: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FOR MYSTERY, INC. N-NO! HEY, YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN WHERE YOU TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY OUT OF CONTEXT. YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS. NO! DON'T RECORD THAT! PATRICK, I'M SO SORRY. IT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU. VELMA, I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO. OKAY? WELL, I'LL GO WITH YOU. NO! JUST... NO, I-I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. (SIGHS) ALL FRED JONES HAD TO SAY WAS... I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS! HEATHER: IN LIGHT OF THE CITY'S RECENT CHAOS, JONES' RESPONSE WAS DISHEARTENING TO THEIR MANY FANS WHO HAVE SUPPORTED MYSTERY, INC. OVER THE YEARS. PERHAPS IT'S TIME FOR THE CRIME-SOLVING GANG -TO SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT. -I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THIS IS HEATHER JASPER-HOWE FOR INVESTIGATIVE PROBE REPORTING. WHAT'S WITH THE PERSONAL ATTACKS? LOOK, I'M A HUGE FAN. I-IT'S JUST MY EDITOR... WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? (CHUCKLES) WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOUR GAME. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THE GANG? REALLY? VELMA'S THE SMART ONE. FRED'S THE LEADER. ALL YOU ARE IS A PRETTY LITTLE FACE. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB TO UNMASK THOSE WHO PRETEND TO BE WHO THEY'RE NOT. "UNMASK THOSE"? YOU SOUND LIKE... SOUND LIKE WHO? THE EVIL MASKED GUY. BUT YOU KNOW THAT. BECAUSE JUST AS YOU KNOW I'M STANDING HERE YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW WHO YOU KNOW YOU ARE, WHICH IS HIM WHO'S A HER, WHICH IS YOU. OH. NOW I SEE WHAT YOU DO FOR THE GANG. YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF INCOHERENT BABBLING. MYSTERY, INCORPORATED! ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE PROVEN USELESS BEFORE MY POWER. BECAUSE OF YOU, SOON COOLSVILLE WILL BE MINE. DARN IT. THANKS A LOT! THE SCOOP OF THE NIGHT GONE. CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? NED, GET YOUR CAMERA AND FOLLOW ME. I GUESS NOT. STOP WASTING MY TIME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT THOSE STOLEN COSTUMES OR ELSE YOU'LL BE KNOWN FROM HERE ON IN AS THE SOILED UNDERWEAR GHOST. I WANT ANSWERS, NOW GO! -YES, SIR! YES, SIR! -NOW! SORRY. PATRICK. SHAGGY. SCOOBY. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? WELL, UM, WE JUST CAME DOWN HERE TO BE UNDERCOVER AND STUFF. HUH. ME, TOO. YEAH, MY-MY MUSEUM GOT BROKEN INTO AGAIN, SO I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE AND TRY AND GET SOME ANSWERS, YOU KNOW? GOTTA PUT ON THE TOUGH GUY ACT, OTHERWISE THESE GUYS WILL, WELL, THEY'LL EAT ME ALIVE. (LAUGHING) WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? UH... RUH... ROH. ROH. I'M KIDDING! -(LAUGHING) -I'M KIDDING. THAT'S THE THING, IT'S THE TOUGH GUY ACT. THAT'S GOOD. GOOD. BOO! (ALL SCREAMING) (LAUGHING): I GOT YOU. -THAT WAS A JOKE? -YEAH. -OH, THAT WAS GOOD! -IT WAS, WASN'T IT? YOU'RE A LOT OF FUN. TRY IT, SCOOB. ROO! IT NEEDS WORK. SHAGGY: LOOK, PATRICK, WE COULD STAY HERE AND DO THIS ALL NIGHT, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WOULD, BUT WE GOTTA MAKE LIKE YOUR PERSONALITY AND SPLIT. SCOOBY: REAH. OKAY. (SOFT HUMMING) (DOOR CREAKS) (SCOOBY SOFTLY MUTTERING) SCOOBY-DOO. SCOOB! RELLO? SCOOBY-DOO, CAN YOU HEAR ME? RELLO, RAGGY. WICKLES HAS LED US INTO, LIKE, A TERRIFYING GHOST TOWN! -(SHAGGY WHIMPERS) -ROAST TOWN? YES, A GHOST TOWN! (YELLS) DARN BUSHES YOWLING AT ME AGAIN. (SCOOBY PANTING) KEEP IT QUIET, SCOOB. ROKAY, RAGGY. SHAGGY: LIKE, WHERE DID OLD MAN NUTJOB GO? THROUGH HERE, SCOOB? SCOOBY: RELL, I DON'T KNOW. (SOFT PANTING) OH... OH, BOY. (SCREAMING) RUN, SCOOB! IT'S A SKELLY THINGY. (SCREECHES) (SCREAMING) (GRUNTS) ROH... RUH? (LOUD GRINDING) SCOOBY: RELEVATOR. GOOD WORK, PAL. LIKE, LET'S SKEDADDLE. FRED: SO WHAT'S YOUR ASSESSMENT, VELMSTER? THIS PLACE SEEMS HARMLESS ENOUGH. I MEAN REGARDING WHETHER THE EVIL MASKED FIGURE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS RANDAMONIUM -FROM HERE AT THE MINE? -OH. SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT PATRICK. HE SEEMED SO UPSET WHEN HE LEFT. RIGHT. SO... AND... HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. OKAY... SO YOUR ASSESSMENT IS? LOVE STINKS. FRED... DO YOU THINK I'M JUST A PRETTY FACE? NO. I MEAN YES. I MEAN... NOT FAT! DEFINITELY NOT FAT. IS THIS SORT OF WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? FAT? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN USE THAT WORD? UH-OH. AT LAST. ALL THESE YEARS OF CAREFUL PLANNING HAVE CULMINATED IN THIS ONE GLORIOUS MOMENT. AH-HA! OLD MAN WICKLES, CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN YOUR FOUL MONSTER-MAKING SCHEME WITH YOUR UGLY, EVIL HENCHMEN. HENCHMEN? YOUNG MAN, WE'RE INVESTORS, AND WE'RE LISTENING TO HIS PITCH. SHH. SO, AS I WAS SAYING, THE OLD TYME MINING TOWN, A SUMMER CAMP FOR KIDS WHERE THEY CAN HAVE AN AUTHENTIC MINING EXPERIENCE. THEY CAN DIG FOR 18 HOURS STRAIGHT, JUST LIKE IN THE GOLDEN DAYS OF YORE. THEY HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES, AND WE GET FREE MINERS. (CHUCKLES) VELMA: MR. WICKLES, WE NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR TIES TO RECENT MONSTER ATTACKS. I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NO MONSTERS. WELL, THEN HOW COME THERE WAS RANDAMONIUM ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR MANSION? THERE'S, THERE, THERE'S RANDAMONIUM ALL OVER THE PLACE. LOOKIT. I COME HOME WITH IT IN MY SHORTS. ARE YOU CONTINUING THE WORK OF YOUR OLD PAL JONATHAN JACOBO? OLD PAL? JACOBO? WE HATED EACH OTHER. IN THE PRISON CAFETERIA, HE USED TO STEAL MY TATER TOTS. AND HE GOT THE LEAD IN "MY FAIR LADY." THEN WHY DID WE FIND THE MONSTER BOOK IN YOUR LIBRARY? WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE THE RUNTS WHAT VANDALIZED MY HOME. (CLEARS THROAT) WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY TOILET BRUSH? UM... GENTLEMEN. HMM. I'M SORRY, JEREMIAH. WHAT HAPPENED? I HAVEN'T FINISHED. -WAIT, FELLAS! -(DOOR SLAMS) SHAGGY: WOWEE, SCOOBY-DOO! I THINK WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING. IT'S LIKE A HUGE LABORATORY. -GO AHEAD. -ROKAY. (GASPS) THIS PLACE IS LIKE CLUETOPIA, SCOOB. REAH. (QUIZZICAL GRUNT) REFRIGERATOR! MM! MM! REMONADE! (SLURPS) CHECK IT OUT. LOOK AT THOSE WEIRD LETTERS, SCOOB. RAGGY? SCOOBY-DOO, YOU TURNED INTO A FREAKY MONSTER. (SCREAMS) (WHIMPERS) YOU DON'T EAT STUFF THAT GLOWS. NOW THERE'S GOT TO BE AN ANTIDOTE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. HERE, TRY THIS, SCOOB. IT LOOKS MEDICINAL. TASTES LIKE S... STRAWBERRIES. I'M OKAY, SCOOB. (CRIES): I'VE GOT A CHICK'S BODY! RI'M THE RASMANIAN REVIL. (YELLS) (GLASS BREAKS) (GLASS BREAKS) MAN: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! (GRUNTS) CHECK IT OUT, DUDE! I'M BUFF. OH, MY GOD. IT SEEMS AS IF I'VE BECOME LUDICROUSLY INTELLIGENT. IT'S AWFUL! OH, I LONG FOR THE BLISSFUL IGNORANCE OF MY FORMER SELF-- CHASING CATS, LICKING MY OWN REAR END, EATING MY OWN VOMIT. OH, THOSE WERE WONDERFUL TIMES. CHECK OUT MY PECS, LITTLE MAN. (GRUNTS) HUSH NOW, BUFFOON. THIS IS A HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE SYNTHESIS. A WHAT? I'M GOING TO TRANSFORM US BACK! -NO WAY, GEEK! -WHAT-WHAT-WHAT? I'M GONNA STAY THIS WAY FOREVER! NO! (EXPLOSION) LET'S GO! FRED: CAREFUL, GANG. THIS SCHWARZENEGGIAN OAF ALMOST DESTROYED US. (CHUCKLES) GO BOOM. OH, YOU ARE EMBARRASSING. YES... (GRUNTS) THAT WAS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE MY FRESHMAN YEAR IN COLLEGE. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SICK, SCOOBY. RI INVENTED A ROTION. FRED: YOU LIED TO US. WE'RE A TEAM. YOU DON'T JUST GO OFF HALF-COCKED DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT. HEY, GANG. "BEWARE WHO ENTERS THE MONSTER HIVE. INSIDE YOUR FEARS WILL COME ALIVE." DAPHNE: OH, MY. LOOK, IT'S THE COSTUMES FROM THE MUSEUM. VELMA: Z-ZOMBIE. DAPHNE: MINER FORTY-NINER. SHAGGY: CAPTAIN CUTLER. I BET THEY'RE ALL HERE. HE MUST HAVE USED THE COSTUMES TO MAKE REAL MONSTERS. WHICH IMPLIES... HE NEEDS THE COSTUMES TO MAKE THE MONSTERS. WHICH IMPLIES... HE ALREADY HAD A PTERODACTYL GHOST COSTUME SOMEHOW. WHICH IMPLIES... PATRICK'S THE ONE. OH, VELMA'S IN LOVE. NO, I MEAN THE ONE. THE BAD GUY. THAT'S WHY HE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME. TO SEE WHAT WE KNEW. WE JUST SAW PATRICK AT THE BAD GUYS' HANGOUT. HE WAS WORKING BOTH SIDES OF PSYCHO STREET. I DON'T KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS, BUT WE DON'T NEED HIM TRANSFORMING ANYMORE COSTUMES. LET'S FIND A WAY TO SHUT DOWN THIS MONSTER-MAKER FOR GOOD. GUYS? WHAT'S OVER HERE? THIS LIGHT IS STRANGE. PSST! SCOOBY-DOO, WE'RE THE ONES THAT FOUND THIS PLACE. SCORE ONE FOR THE BIG GUYS! -RAY! -NOW WE NEED TO KEEP ACTING LIKE MONDO-GROOVY DETECTIVES. -COME ON. -ROKAY. OH! HMM. (GASPS) -LIKE WOWEE. -HMM. HMM. (MACHINE BLIPPING, BEEPING) (LAUGHS) COOL! LIKE, TUNEAGE. # MY NAME IS SHAGGY FRESH # # AND I'M THE BEST AT SOLVING CRIMES # # WHEN THE MONSTERS SEE MY FACE # # THEY START TO SCREAM AND SHAKE # # LIKE A GIRL WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE # # MY NAME IS SCOOBY-FRESH # (NONSENSICAL IMPROVISATION) # WE'RE THE GREATEST DETECTIVES # # WE'RE THE GREATEST DETECTIVES # # WE'RE THE GREATEST DETECTIVES # # WE'RE THE GREATEST DETECTIVES # LIKE, WHAT'S THAT WEIRD SOUND? (WHIMPERS) (GROANS) CAPTAIN CUTLER! MINER FORTY-NINER! THE TAR MONSTER! WE HAVE... TO REMAIN... CALM. (YELLS) CALM, SCOOBY-DOO! YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM! I NEEDED THAT. I NEEDED THAT, TOO. YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, SCOOB! YOU GIRLS FIND ANY... THING? HE DID IT. SCOOB! FRED, DISCONNECT THAT CONTROL PANEL. MAYBE IT'LL STOP THE MACHINE. -(whimpering) -(growling) COME ON, COME ON! COME ON, THIS WAY! QUICK, THE ELEVATOR! (YELLS) LIKE, THE 10,000-VOLT GHOST! WE'RE GONNA DIE! THINK POSITIVE. WE'RE GONNA DIE QUICKLY! WAIT FOR ME. (SCREAMS) RAH! COME ON, GIRLS! (CRIES) -AN EXIT! -RUN, RAGGY! COME ON, SCOOB. (GROANS) RUN! (YELLS) WHA-HOO! STOP THEM! DESTROY THE CITY IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT GET ME THAT CONTROL PANEL. WITH IT, THEY CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING I'VE SET OUT TO DO. FRED: HURRY UP, GANG. WE NEED TO FIND SHAGGY AND SCOOBY. END OF THE LINE, MYSTERY, INC.! DIE! -OH! -DRIVE, FRED! (PANTS): LET'S BOOK, SCOOB. ROH, BOY. LET'S RIP IT, SCOOB. ZOIKS! ROH! RAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! OH...! UH, I DON'T KNOW. BANZAI! (YELLS) WE'RE GETTING RAD! LIKE, THIS PIPE'S RIPPING, SCOOB. ZOIKS! (YELLS) RIKES! WHOA! ROH! RIKES! WEE! RELLO. (SCREAMS) WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA. SCOOBY! (YELLING) ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? SURE. AS LONG AS YOU DEFINE "OKAY" AS IN MASSIVE AGONY. REAH. WE SHOULD GET BACK TO HEADQUARTERS. NO. THAT'LL BE THE FIRST PLACE THE MONSTERS WILL LOOK FOR US. I THINK I KNOW WHERE TO GO. (HORNS HONKING) MOVE THAT WORTHLESS PIECE OF TIN! UNLIKE SOME OF YOU, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! COME ON! (YELLING) (MAN YELLS) CITIZENS! TURN IN MYSTERY, INC. YOUR REWARD-- WE'LL LET YOU LIVE. (CACKLES) MY MONSTERS CAN MAKE LIFE VERY UNPLEASANT. (GROWLS) (GURGLES) FIND ME MYSTERY, INC. NOW! HEATHER JASPER-HOWE WITH AN EMERGENCY UPDATE FOR "INVESTIGATIVE PROBE." A MONSTER ARMY HAS INVADED COOLSVILLE. ANGRY CITIZENS HAVE GATHERED OUTSIDE MYSTERY, INC.'S OFFICES IN PROTEST. THEY'RE INSISTING THAT THE GANG COOPERATE WITH THE EVIL MASKED FIGURE'S DEMANDS. -STINK! MYSTERY STINK! -(MONSTER SCREECHES) (SCREAMING) EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, SIR. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? (LAUGHS) (GIGGLES) I BEG YOU, MYSTERY, INC., IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, TURN YOURSELVES IN. BUT IF WE DO, HE'LL GET THE CONTROL PANEL BACK AND THE CITY WILL BE IN EVEN WORSE SHAPE. WE'D BE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS. PLEASE... FOR OUR CITY'S SAKE. (PEOPLE SCREAMING) (EVIL LAUGHTER) SORRY. YOU'RE CANCELLED. (MONOTONE BEEP) ("CIRCLE BACKWARDS" PLAYS) # ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN # # ON WHERE I USED TO BELONG # # FIND THE SHELTER TO BEGIN... # THE OLD HIGH SCHOOL CLUBHOUSE. # BEGIN AGAIN... # WE SHOULD BE SAFE HERE. WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN YEARS. # ON THE OUTSIDE # # LOOKING IN # # CIRCLE BACKWARDS... # FREDDY, ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU WANT TO TALK? TALKING'S FOR WIMPS. # AND AGAIN # # AND AGAIN... # IT'S TIME FOR ACTION. YOU KNOW, SCOOB, THIS EVIL MASKED FIGURE'S TURNING COOLSVILLE INTO GHOULSVILLE. AND THE GANG IS TOTALLY TAKING A HIT FOR IT. REAH. (SNIFFS) LIKE, THIS IS THE MOST OUR-FAULTIEST SCREW-UP EVER, SCOOB. (WHIMPERS) (GENERATOR WHIRRING) STILL WORKS. OH, LOOK, ALL MY OLD TOOLS. (SIGHS) AFTER ALL OUR SO-CALLED SUCCESS, WE'RE BACK IN THIS OLD FIRETRAP. ("YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE" PLAYS) # ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! # # WHEN THE NIGHT IS FALLING # -(laughing) -FRED! -# YOU CANNOT FIND THE LIGHT # -GET IT, SHAGGY. # YOU FEEL YOUR DREAMS ARE DYING # -# HOLD TIGHT # -VELMA, HERE. OVER HERE. # YOU GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU # -GOTCHA! -# DON'T LET GO # -HEY! -# YOU GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU # -# ONE DANCE LEFT # -(laughing) RAGGY, ROW IT TO ME! -GO LONG! -ROKAY. -RA-HOO! -THERE YOU GO, SCOOBY-DOO. -(grunts) -DUDE! (LAUGHING) (GRUNTING) (LAUGHING) IT ALL SEEMED SO EASY BACK THEN. YEAH. WE SOLVED MYSTERIES FOR THE LOVE OF THEM, NOT TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE. YEAH. AND THE MYSTERIES ALL SEEMED TO UNRAVEL THEMSELVES. SOMETIMES THE ANSWERS WOULD JUST APPEAR LIKE MAGIC. HEY. MY FIRST MULTIPLE RESONANCE IMAGING DEVICE. MADE OUT OF A CRYSTAL RADIO AND OLD VIDEO GAMES. WAIT A MINUTE. RANDAMONIUM HAS AN ALGORITHMIC CROSS-CURRENCY OF NEGATIVE 4.1 TO ONE. WITH IT, MAYBE... WELL, JUST MAYBE... WE COULD REVERSE THE CURRENT, AND THEREFORE REVERSE THE MONSTER-MAKING PROCESS. YES, ALL WE NEED TO DO IS REWIRE THE CONTROL PANEL... OOH, BRING IT BACK TO THE MONSTER HIVE AND WE CAN PLUG IT INTO THE BASE. RIGHT, THEN WE'LL PUSH THE BUTTON... AND INSTEAD OF CREATING MONSTERS, ALL THE MONSTERS THROUGHOUT THE CITY WILL BE DESTROYED. ("MONSTERS" PLAYS) # HERE I GO IT'S TIME TO SHOW # # I'M NOT A LOSER # # ALL THE CARELESS LITTLE THINGS YOU'VE SAID # # ARE LIKE MONSTERS IN MY HEAD # # ALL THE WORDS I HEARD YOU SAY # # I COULD HAVE TURNED AND WALKED THE OTHER WAY # # BUT I STUCK AROUND # # I'LL NEVER, NEVER QUIT 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO IT # # I'LL NEVER, NEVER QUIT 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO IT # # I'LL NEVER, NEVER QUIT 'CAUSE I-I CAN DO IT # (SONG FADES) (WHIMPERS) LIKE, THEY'RE TOTALLY HAVING A MONTAGE IN THERE WITHOUT US. REAH. I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING FOR SURE, SCOOB. THEY DON'T NEED OUR HELP TO FIGURE IT OUT. WE'RE REW-UPS. YEAH. THE ONLY TIME WE EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT IS WHEN WE ACCIDENTALLY PLOUGH INTO THE SNOW GHOST, BECAUSE WE'VE ACCIDENTALLY GLUED OUR FEET TO ROCKET-POWERED ROLLER SKATES. REAH. EIGHT STUPID TIMES. (WHIMPERS) FACE IT, SCOOB. WE'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT OUR OLD GOOFY SELVES. I WISH ONCE, JUST ONCE, I COULD DO THE RIGHT THING ON PURPOSE. YOU KNOW, SCOOB? REAH. LIKE, BE A HERO. (CHUCKLES) AND SAVE THE DAY. BUT WHO ARE WE KIDDING, RIGHT? (SPLASHING) (CLANKING) (ELECTRICAL HUMMING) (WHIMPERING) ROH... CAPTAIN CUTLER'S GHOST. (GROANING) CAPTAIN CUTLER'S GHOST! (GASPING) THEY FOUND US. YOU'LL HAVE TO FINISH THAT IN THE VAN WHILE WE GET TO THE MONSTER HUT. -(GHOSTLY GROANING) -COME ON, GUYS! INTO THE VAN, NOW! (GHOST YELLING) HURRY! (YELPING) RIKES! (GULPS) (TIRES SQUEALING) (GROANING) -WHAT DO WE DO? -ALL RIGHT... LET'S GO BACK! (ENGINE ROARS) 1 -SHAGGY! -YEAH? GIVE ME A HAND. THIS IS TIED FOR THE MOST TERRIFYING DAY OF MY LIFE. TIED WITH WHAT? EVERY OTHER FREAKING DAY OF MY LIFE! IT'S DONE! (SHRIEKING) VELMA: JINKIES! TWEETY'S BACK. (YELLS) -SHAGGY! -YEAH? I'M PUTTING HER IN CRUISE. TAKE THE WHEEL. -GO! -(grunting) (SHRIEKING) (GLASS BREAKING) (SHOUTING) (SHRIEKING) (PANTING) TAKE THIS! THIS IS BAD. NO DOUBT. SHAGGY? YEAH? WHO'S DRIVING? UH... (GASPING) RELLO. -SCOOB! -WHAT? -(screaming) -(CLOTH TEARING) (SCREAMING) (TRUCK HORN BLOWS) (GROWLING) (SHOUTING) VELMA: SCOOBY! TURN THE WHEEL! REEL? -SCOOBY, TURN THE WHEEL! -THE WHEEL THING, SCOOB! (HORN BLOWS) -(whimpers) -(shouting) (GASPING) (SCREAMING) SCOOBY! ROKAY. (SCREAMING) (SCREECHING) RA-HOO! (SCOOBY LAUGHS) (CLOTH TEARING) (SHRIEKING) (SCREAMING) (SHRIEKING) (SHOUTING) LOOK OUT, SCOOB! SCOOBY: SCOOBY-DOO! (GROANS) VELMA: YOU DID IT, SCOOB. RAH-HAH. ROOPS. ALL RIGHT, GANG. (GRUNTS) THE MONSTER'S HIVE IS RIGHT OVER THERE. LET'S GET THIS CONTROL PANEL AND PLUG HER IN. (WHIMPERING) (GROANS) (WHIMPERS) YOU GO NOWHERE, KNAVE. YOU GUYS TAKE THE LONG WAY AROUND. AND I'LL HOLD HIM OFF. (GROWLS) VELMA: COME ON. GO GET HIM, FRED. (LAUGHS) ("WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE" BEGINS) (LAUGHS) (ENGINE RUMBLES) # OH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT # HYAH! (WHINNIES) (LAUGHS) (YELLS) (METAL CLINKING) (LAUGHS) # OH, I'M WANTED # # WANTED # # DEAD OR ALIVE # COME ON, DAPH! NOT SO FAST! (ZAPPING) YOU GUYS GO. I'LL TAKE CARE OF SPARKY. JUST GET THAT CONTROL PANEL TO THE HIVE. -(barking) -GO! GO! GO! WE'VE GOT IT, DAPH! (ENGINE REVS) HYAH! HYAH! (GROWLING) (YELLS) OOH, SCARY. TASTE THE PAIN, MR. GLOWY UGLY THING. (GRUNTING) (YELLING) (ZAPPING) (SCREAMING) (GRUNTING) (GRUNTS) -(GASPING AND COUGHING) -DAPH. DAPH, ARE YOU OKAY? I THINK SO. GUESS THIS IS IT, HUH? OH, BABY. I'M AFRAID. WHAT A WIMP, HUH? THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIMP. MAKES YOU HUMAN. (PANTING) (GRUMBLING) VELMA: THE SKELETON MEN. (SCOOBY FARTS) HE DOES THAT WHEN HE GETS NERVOUS. RORRY. (GRUNTING) (PANTING) (WHIMPERING) (PANTING) (CLANGING) (PANTING) HERE, SHAGGY, TAKE THIS. WHY ARE YOU GIVING THIS TO ME? I'LL DISTRACT THOSE SKELETAL SCREWBALLS. YOU AND SCOOBY GET THIS TO THE MONSTER HIVE. US? YES, YOU'RE FASTER THAN ME. ONCE THERE, JUST PLUG IT IN TO THE BASE, PUSH THIS BUTTON. I FIXED IT SO IT WILL DESTROY ALL THE MONSTERS. BUT... BUT... WE CAN'T. WE'RE REW-UPS. I MEAN, WE TRIED TO BE HEROES LIKE YOU GUYS, BUT WE'RE NOT, OKAY? WE'RE JUST NOT. RO. LIKE ME? (EXHALES) THAT'S FUNNY. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE SO FREE. YOU'RE NEVER AFRAID TO BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE. WHETHER YOU'RE FEARFUL OR JOYFUL OR... HUNGRY. I THINK YOU'VE BEEN HEROES ALL ALONG. YOU JUST HAVEN'T KNOWN IT. (INHALES) HERE I GO. REROES. HEROES. ON YOUR KNEES, KNAVE. CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TALKING? TALKING... IS FOR WIMPS. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THAT MACHO FACADE. -HUH? -YOU'RE JUST AFRAID TO SHOW YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE. OOH, YOU'VE TOUCHED MY INNER CHILD. AND HE'S REALLY MAD! COME ON, SCOOB. ROKAY. (GRUNTING) MINER FORTY... NINER. RUH-ROH. (LAUGHS) (YELLING) # EVERYBODY'S GOING TO GET DOWN # # LET'S GO, HERE WE GO # -(growling) # HERE WE GO # (SCREAMING) # HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO # I'LL GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS! # LET'S GO, HERE WE GO # # HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO # HEY! # LET'S GO! # (SHOUTING) (CRASHING) JINKIES. (GRUNTS) (YELLS) (SCREAMS) (YELLING) DEAD... END! FRED, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND YOU USED TO WEAR THAT JUMPER? WHOA! WHAT? ME? IN A JUMPER? AND WE USED TO WATCH CABLE? -(grunting) -# HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO # # EVERYBODY'S GOING TO GET DOWN # # LET'S GO! # -# HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO # -DO IT! -(shrieking) -LET'S GO! (GRUNTING) -(grunting) -(zapping) -LIGHTS OUT. -(whimpers) (GRUNTING) BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! (SCREAMING) OH, CRAP. (PANTING) (SCREAMING) (GRUNTING) UH-HUH. (GRUNTING) -# HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO # -(screaming) # EVERYBODY'S GOING TO GET DOWN # # LET'S GO! # TAKE THIS, DADDY-O. IT'S A REAL GAS. (FARTING) (GROANING) (CHUCKLING) COME ON. LET'S GO, SCOOB! ROKAY. OW-WEE. MY GLASSES. OH, BROTHER. NOT AGAIN. I HAVE GOT TO CONSIDER CONTACT LENSES. W-WHAT? (CLICKING) SOME KIND OF SCARY BAT. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S THE PTERODACTYL. THE PTERODACTYL GHOST. WHAT THIS? A SHRINE. TO JONATHAN JACOBO? BUT WHO WOULD BE SO OBSESSED WITH HIM? HUH... PATRICK: VELMA. (GASPS) LOSE SOMETHING? PATRICK. UH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY. SAME AS YOU. I MEAN, THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT? TRYING TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY? YES. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH JONATHAN JACOBO? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO WAY, JOSE! VELMA. VELMA! VELMA! (SCREAMS) S-STAY AWAY FROM ME. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. (SCREAMS) (GRUNTING): VELMA, LET GO OF THE GRATE. SO I CAN FALL TO MY DEATH? NO, SO I CAN PULL YOU UP. YOU GOT TO TRUST ME. NO, I ONLY TRUST THE FACTS. AND ALL THE FACTS SAY THAT YOU'RE THE EVIL MASKED FIGURE. WHAT DOES YOUR HEART SAY? I DON'T KNOW. IT'S BEATING TOO LOUD FOR ME TO HEAR. LOOK DEEPER. YOU GOT TO TRUST ME. (GRUNTING) (PANTING) (SCREAMS) YOU SAVED MY LIFE. (SCREAMING) PATRICK! (YELLING) DAPHNE: VELMA! THAT THING JUST FLEW OFF WITH PATRICK! THE BEST THING WE CAN DO FOR HIM RIGHT NOW IS TO GET THAT CONTROL PANEL BACK WHERE IT BELONGS. WHERE IS IT? I, UH... GAVE IT TO SHAGGY AND SCOOBY. (CHUCKLES): THAT'S WEIRD. IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU JUST SAID YOU GAVE IT TO SHAGGY AND SCOOBY. (LAUGHING) I THINK WE LOST THEM. SCOOB, WE MADE IT. RUH-HUH. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LOCKED THOSE LOCKS. NOW YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME! THE COTTON CANDY GLOB. COTTON... ROTTEN... CANDY... RANDY... ...GLOB? ...GROB? (LAUGHING): YES. CHOIR: # HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH # # HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, HALLELU... # YA! NO! I'LL GIVE YOU CAVITIES! I DON'T SEE SHAGGY AND SCOOBY ANYWHERE. THE POOR GUYS ARE PROBABLY RUNNING AROUND HELPLESS AND TERRIFIED. (SLURPS) (SNEEZES) THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES, SCOOB. REAH. FINALLY, A MONSTER WE COULD SINK OUR TEETH INTO. REAH. YOU KNOW, SCOOB, I'M KINDA THIRSTY. I WONDER IF THERE'S A LITRE-SIZED SODA GLOB ANYWHERE? (LAUGHS) COME ON, GUYS. -WE HAVE TO HURRY. -ROH? COME ON. FRED: WE HAVE TO GET THIS CONTROL PANEL BACK BEFORE... (GASPING) (GRUNTS AND GROANS) (WAILING) BEFORE EXACTLY THAT HAPPENS. AT LAST I HAVE YOU, MYSTERY, INC. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST MY MONSTERS. (SHRIEKS) WE'VE TAKEN THESE JERKS BEFORE, GANG. LET'S DO IT AGAIN. IT'S NOT THEM YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT. (LAUGHS) NOW YOU ARE STUCK IN MY TRAP. DAPHNE! DAPH! OH! OH! OH! NO! (LAUGHS) GO! DAPHNE! VELMA! (MUTTERING TO HERSELF) SHAGGY! VELM! SOON YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE DEAD, -AND COOLSVILLE DESTROYED. (WHIMPERS) MY REVENGE WILL BE FINAL, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. RELP, RELMA! (WHEEZING GASP) RA-RA-RAPHNE? R-RAGGY? SCOOB... (WHIMPERS) (SOFT CLANG) RUH! RUH? HUH?! HMM! (GRUNTS) LIKE, FROSTBITE NEVER FELT SO GOOD! STOP THEM! (SHRIEKING) GO LONG, SCOOB! ROKAY. (RUMBLING GROAN) (YELPS) HERE, DOGGY-DOGGY. RAH-HOO-HOO! RAIL GLIDE! ROLL BARREL! # SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? # # WE GOT SOMETHING TO DO NOW # # SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? # # WE NEED SOME HELP FROM YOU NOW # -# COME ON, SCOOBY-DOO # -REE! -RANG TIME! -# I SEE YOU # (CACKLES) # PRETEND YOU GOT A SLIVER # # YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME # -# 'CAUSE I CAN SEE # -END OF THE LINE, DOO. # THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER # -COME HERE, YOU WORTHLESS MUTT. -# YOU KNOW WE GOT A MYSTERY # -# AND SCOOBY-DOO IS READY # -HMM! # FOR YOUR ACT, DON'T HOLD BACK... # ROO! # YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A SCOOBY SNACK...# (MOANING) HOO-HOO! SHAGGY: SCOOB! (LAUGHS) SHAGGY: YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY. RUH?! RUH! (WHIMPERS) (CAWING) (DULL SQUISH) RA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? SCOOBY... DOOBY... DOO! (GRUNTS) NO! (MOANING AND GROANING) (CHOIR SINGING CRESCENDO) MY MONSTERS! (YELLS) OH! (GRUNTING) WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! (LAUGHS) SCOOBY, YOU DID IT. -YOU SAVED US ALL! -REAH. I KNOW. (LAUGHING) (CHEERING) REAH. MYSTERY, INC., DO YOU KNOW THE IDENTITY OF THE EVIL MASKED FIGURE BEHIND IT ALL? WELL, IF OUR HUNCH IS CORRECT, THE EVIL MASKED FIGURE IS... DEEP VOICE: NO! WOMAN'S VOICE: NO! (CROWD GASPING) HEATHER JASPER-HOWE. RUH-HUH. (GASPS) BUT SHE WAS AT THE MUSEUM WHEN THE MASKED FIGURE WAS ON THE ROOF. YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE, DIDN'T YOU? LUCKY FOR HER, SHE HAD AN ASSISTANT HELPING HER ALONG WITH HER EVIL PLANS. NED. RUH? (CROWD MUTTERING) DAPHNE: WHEN I REALIZED SHE WAS THE EVIL MASKED FIGURE, HE QUICKLY CHANGED INTO HER COSTUME. BUT WHY DID SHE DO IT? BECAUSE... HEATHER JASPER-HOWE IS ACTUALLY... (RUBBER SQUEAKING) SCOOBY: RUH?! ...DOCTOR JONATHAN JACOBO. (GASPS) THE ORIGINAL PTERODACTYL GHOST. BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? A PHOTO... TAKEN OF JACOBO IN FRONT OF THE COOLSONIAN. JACOBO SUPPOSEDLY DIED A YEAR BEFORE CONSTRUCTION EVEN BEGAN. SO, JACOBO SURVIVED THAT FALL OFF THE PRISON WALL. REAH. FRED: HE ALSO ADOPTED THE FALSE HEATHER JASPER-HOWE PERSONA TO TURN THE PRESS AGAINST US. AND THEN HE FRAMED POOR, HIDEOUS OLD MAN WICKLES BY PUTTING THAT BOOK AND THE BLACK KNIGHT GHOST IN HIS MANSION. AS IF YOU GETTING THE LEAD IN "MY FAIR LADY" WASN'T ENOUGH! I WAS AN EXCELLENT ELIZA! YOU WERE TOO "ACT-Y." AND STEALING MY TATER TOTS! YOU KEPT SAYING YOU FELT PUFFY! AND THE REAL IDENTITY OF NED IS... (MUSIC SWELLS, RIPPING) OW. NED! RUH? HMM. I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING PUNKS! AND THEIR DUMB DOG! (CHEERING) (LAUGHS) YOU WERE A DUDE THIS WHOLE TIME? OF COURSE. DUMMKOPF. BUT WE CUDDLED! (GROANS) HI. HI. LISTEN, VELMA, I-I KNOW THAT MUST HAVE SEEMED VERY SUSPICIOUS. NO. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME THAT I HAD NOTHING TO DO... NO. I TRUST YOU. LISTEN, PATRICK... I'M NOT GLAMOROUS... OR MYSTERIOUS. BUT ONE THING THAT'S TRUE IS... THAT I LIKE YOU. VERY MUCH. AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT WITH YOU AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME, I WILL GO AS MYSELF. (WHISPERS): YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT. MORE THAN ANYTHING. OKAY. (GIGGLING) (SCATTERED SHOUTS) HEY. THEY'RE CHEERING FOR US AGAIN. YEP. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. I GUESS I FOUND SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT BETTER. SCOOBY: ROKAY. SHAGGY, CAN WE GET YOUR PHOTO IN THIS? UH, YES. (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) (GRUNTING AND GROANING) RIKES! ROH! A RONSTER! A RONSTER! (YELPING) LIKE, SCOOB, IT'S ME, MAN! RAGGY! OH! (LAUGHS) (CHEERING) SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO! (FUNKY BASS LINE POPPING) SING IT UP, RUBEN. OOH! # WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR # SCOOBY: EVERYBODY. # YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU VERY FAR, YEAH # REE, YEAH. # WHEN YOU WISH UPON A DREAM # # MMM! LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS, OH, YEAH # OH, YEAH! # YOU'RE A SHINING STAR # # NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE # # SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE # # WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR COME INTO VIEW # # COME ON, OH, COME ON # # TO SHINE ITS WATCHFUL LIGHT ON YOU, YEAH # # GIVE YOU STRENGTH TO CARRY ON, OH! # # MAKE YOUR BODY BIG AND STRONG, OH, YEAH # # MAKE YOU STRONG # # SO, IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN NEED # # WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THESE WORDS OF HEED? # # YOU'RE A SHINING STAR # # NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE # (CHUCKLING) # SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE # # WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE # # YOU'RE A SHINING STAR # # NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE # # SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE # # WHAT YOU COULD TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # YOU TO SEE! # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # YOU CAN BE! # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # YOU'RE A STAR! # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # THAT'S WHO YOU ARE! # (CROWD CHEERING) # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE # # SHINING STAR FOR YOU TO SEE # # WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE. # SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO! 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