(CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS) # 'The Rocky Show' theme - Fred Steiner # '1964 - a crucial moment in American history. ' Lyndon Johnson is re-elected by a landslide. 'The New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future and after five years on the air... Presto! ...The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.' Presto! ...The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.' (BOTH) Cancelled?! 'Sorry about that, boys.' (WHISTLES) 'A lot has changed. Velcro replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights the Cold War is over and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled.' (YAWNS) 'Frostbite Falls, once beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town.' 'Now it was crippled by years of reruns.' 'The beautiful Frostbite Falls forest, decimated.' 'The once-majestic falls above Veronica Lake, devastated.' 'While the narrator, that's me, down on his luck and out of a job had to move in with his mother where he narrated the events of his life.' 'With speed astonishing in a woman of her years, Mother bastes the chicken, tosses the salad...' Oh, sonny, shut up! tosses the salad...' Oh, sonny, shut up! Oww! 'In a house at the top of the forest, Rocky and Bullwinkle lived on ever-diminishing cheques from reruns of their old show.' 'Famous stars whose adventures took them all over the globe - now their exploits were just a memory.' 'Yes, it was a melancholy time indeed.' (MOURNFUL TUNE / SKIPS) 'Rocky the Flying Squirrel hadn't flown in years.' What's the point? I guess the world just doesn't need us any more, Bullwinkle. Say, where are you going? This exposition is tiring. I'm going for a walk in the woods. There aren't any woods any more. I know. I'm chairman of the Society for Wildlife Conversation. You mean wildlife conservation. What did I say? You said wildlife conversation! Somebody's got to talk about it! 'Yes, even their wordplay had become hackneyed and cheap.' Somebody's got to talk about it! 'Yes, even their wordplay had become hackneyed and cheap.' No, it was always like this! 'Times were tough across the drawing in former Soviet Pottsylvania where arch rivals Boris and Natasha and their fearless leader, Fearless Leader, were cooking up a scheme for taking over the world when their plans were crushed by the fall of the Iron Curtain.' 'But while the citizens rejoiced in their freedom,... (ALL) Yay! ..Fearless Leader and his cohorts went underground, where they embarked upon a terrifying plan, a plan that would take them to a strange new land where the line between cartoon and reality is so thin with the right special effects, it might just be possible to break through to the other side.' # "Hurray for Hollywood" - Instrumental # 'It was a beautiful and smoggy day at Phony Pictures Studio where ambitious executive Minnie Mogul searched for a hot script.' Too intelligent. "(SHREDS)" Too intelligent. "(SHREDS)" Too intelligent. "(ALL) Hello, Minnie!" Holy mackerel, who are you?! Too intelligent. "(ALL) Hello, Minnie!" Holy mackerel, who are you?! "We are the most terrifying villains in the history of children's TV." "How do you do?" "Nice to meet you." What do you want? "How do you do?" "Nice to meet you." What do you want? "How'd you like to produce Rocky and Bullwinkle?" I'd love to. I love it. What is it? "It's classic American cartoon from early '60s." Mm-hmm. "Listen, we're in reruns, you're looking for a project. We can help each other." "This gives you all rights to Rocky and Bullwinkle." "All you have to do is sign right here and your first producing endeavour is as good as gold." "What's the matter?" and your first producing endeavour is as good as gold." "What's the matter?" I can't sign a contract that'll help three villains take over the world. "(ALL) Why not?" My pen's out of ink. "Use mine." OK. 'Via computer-generated technology, Minnie reached into the TV and signed the contract.' 'When she tried to pull the contract out, expensive animated characters were converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.' out, expensive animated characters were converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.' (ALL YELL) Hey, how did that happen? We are attached to the project. 'But even though the pun was weak, the contract was ironclad and the three villains walked into the real world while Minnie went to see Phony Pictures CEO, P G Biggershot.' 'But when she pitched her project to the powerful executive, she ran into an unexpected snag.' I don't like moose pictures. 'While Minnie's movie plans were stymied, Bullwinkle got a rare flash of inspiration.' It is kinda hot in here. I've been inspiring for hours. Hey, where are you going? It is kinda hot in here. I've been inspiring for hours. Hey, where are you going? To talk to the President about the trees. 'Rocky and Bullwinkle set off on the road to Washington.' I don't know, it looks a little jammed. How bad could it be? Look at all the red tape. I'm sure the President will send for us after the letters I wrote him. Why, I bet any second now... Or two or three... or four... 'There the matter seemed destined to rest.' 'Until six months later in Washington DC, when idealistic, warm and beautiful FBI agent Karen Sympathy was summoned to the office of hard-boiled FBI director, Cappy Von Trappment.' Agent Sympathy, given all your bungled assignments, you're wondering why I picked you. Yes, sir. given all your bungled assignments, you're wondering why I picked you. Yes, sir. Sympathy, allow me to be frank. This job requires the ideal FBI agent. Someone tough, someone hard-bitten, some emotionless, do you understand? Yes, sir. Tough, hard-boiled, unemotional. Good. Are you familiar with The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show? Ohh... Y-! I mean, (CLEARS THROAT) I've heard of it. '17� short minutes later...' I've heard of it. '17� short minutes later...' Mr President, this is a regular network TV station. "President Signoff standing firmly in the middle of the road." But look what happens when we switch to cable. "(STATIC SOUNDS)" A cartoon villain from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, Fearless Leader, has bought up every single hour of cable programming, forming a single gigantic network called RBTV or Really Bad Television. Three days from now, he'll broadcast shows so terrible, they'll turn anyone who watches them into a mindless zombie incapable of independent thought. Totally different than regular TV. into a mindless zombie incapable of independent thought. Totally different than regular TV. The RBTV broadcast starts at noon on Saturday. By 8pm, Fearless Leader will have hypnotised enough viewers that he can make the country vote for him as president. Well, that's no good. No. No, I mean, I want to be president again. Yes. We all know that, sir. Can't the Pentagon do something? General Foods? General Store? General Admission? I can't think of anything, sir. (OTHERS MUMBLE) Can't the FBI do anything, Cappy? I can't think of anything, sir. (OTHERS MUMBLE) Can't the FBI do anything, Cappy? We've already sent three crack agents to infiltrate RBTV. They disappeared. It's as if there were a mole in the White House. That's just ridiculous. (GRUNTS) Yes, sir. Mr President, our only chance is to call on those two gallant heroes who foiled Fearless Leader's schemes when he posed a threat in the 1960s. If anyone can stop 'em, they can. Rocky and Bullwinkle! Huh?! Rocky and Bullwinkle, sir. Sympathy, you've got exactly 46 hours to get them to New York and shut down Fearless Leader's broadcasts. I won't fail. Be careful. We've already lost three of our best agents, so good luck. Just one thing. How do I get Rocky and Bullwinkle out of reruns? I don't know. Fearless Leader and those others got out, didn't they? FIGURE IT OUT! And Sympathy, remember, we only care about results. (WHISTLES) 'Within the hour, Karen was en route to Los Angeles.' 'She planned to give The Rocky and Bullwinkle Movie the green light.' (SNORES) (SIRENS) (GRUNTS) Ohh! What's happening? The President must be beaming us to Washington! What's happening? The President must be beaming us to Washington! That's not the president. That's a green light from Hollywood. Those TV people changed their mind. (BOTH) Whoa! Goodbye, sonny! (BOTH) Whoa! Goodbye, sonny! I'll be back for hiatus, Ma! Hang on, Rocky! Mama! (BOTH YELL) (BOTH GRUNT) Hokey smoke, are you all right? (BOTH GRUNT) Hokey smoke, are you all right? Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show. Look how well they drew that girl. It's you. It's really you. Rocky. And Bull... Bull... Bull... I believe the word you're searching for is Winkle. Bullwinkle. you're searching for is Winkle. Bullwinkle. Hey, what network are you from? I'm not from any network. Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI. I've been sent here because... (ALL SHOUT) Somebody's coming. We got to get out of here. (ALL SHOUT) Somebody's coming. We got to get out of here. Quick, let's go to a commercial. Somebody's coming. What is this? PBS?! Quick, let's go to a commercial. Somebody's coming. What is this? PBS?! Come on! Let's go! What is this? PBS?! Come on! Let's go! Hold it right there, lady. Just a second! Er, this way. Hey, wait for me. Oww! Oww! Whoa! I don't think we're on television any more. Bullwinkle, can you rappel? I don't think we're on television any more. Bullwinkle, can you rappel? Sure, I've been repelling viewers for years. Never mind, I'll carry you down. But what about Rocky? He's a flying squirrel - he's OK. Er, heh-heh-heh. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... ..rrrrrrrrrr! Ooh! Rrrrrr! Phew! Hurry up, Rocky, fly down. Just like old times. (YELLS) < (SPLAT!) (YELLS) < (SPLAT!) Oh my God, are you all right?! Rocky, you OK?! Sure,... just out of practice! 'Moments later...' Can I ask you something personal? Did you watch our show? Did I watch your show?! I loved your show! You did? Sure. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to have adventures like you guys. Really? But that girl doesn't exist now. They don't want her kind in the FBI. I do exist! I do exist! Let me out! There's something in your eye. No, there's not. Oww! We need to get to New York and stop Fearless Leader's broadcast within 40 hours. Why don't we take an airplane? Because then it wouldn't be a road movie. Whee! We don't know how they escaped from Cartoon World into the real world, so the President sent me - We don't know how they escaped from Cartoon World into the real world, so the President sent me - Of course! He got my letters about the trees. What trees? Of course! He got my letters about the trees. What trees? Frostbite Falls forest. I knew he'd respond. Look, we don't have time - Frostbite Falls forest. I knew he'd respond. Look, we don't have time - Karen isn't here about the trees. She's from the FBI. FBI? Didn't they take our show off the air? You mean the FCC. Didn't they like it either? Look - We once got paid for this! Didn't they like it either? Look - We once got paid for this! Would you listen to me, please? 'In a crisis of conscience, Karen decided to tell an untruth.' OK, you're right. The President sent me cos he wants you to head the, um, the Committee for Animated Wildlife Preservation. Ooh! (CLEARS THROAT) OK. That's not what you said before. I was building up to it. # (MUSIC PLAYS) # What music is this? Hip-hop. OK, but I'd still like to know what music it is. What music is this? Hip-hop. OK, but I'd still like to know what music it is. That's funny, the radio's off. Oh, that's just Bullwinkle. His antlers pick up everything. Bullwinkle, cover up your nose. I was just getting jiggy with it. They sure don't have music like that in Frostbite Falls. Have things changed a lot in the last 35 years? Just you wait and see. Have things changed a lot in the last 35 years? Just you wait and see. 'As dawn broke up in the City of Angels, our valiant protagonists boldly rocketed towards a strange new three-dimensional world and the unimaginable perils that lay on the road ahead.' 'At Fearless Leader's headquarters, Really Bad Television...' My fellow Pottsylvanians, zis is the Quality Control. It will enhance or degrade quality. If the input show is bad enough, it will exaggerate its mind-numbing properties until the audience is completely hypnotised. These shows had better be terrible! Don't worry, Fearless Leader! We are ready to test the machine. Ready to test machine! Put on your protective glasses. Put on protective glasses. Badenov, proceed with the test. Badenov, proceed with test. Sometimes it is not so easy being Fearless Leader. "Coming to your TV, brand new ex-cit-ing shows." "So, if adventure is your thing,... ..try the action with Clever Spies Crush The Enemy on Monday." "And the laughter never gets away with Three Funny And Wacky Spies And Their Horse Who Will Also Be A Spy." "(NEIGHS)" (PINGS) It works! # (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) # "(NEIGHS)" (PHONE RINGS) Silence! It's a message from my mole at the White House. (BOTH) Moose and Squirrel! It's a message from my mole at the White House. (BOTH) Moose and Squirrel! Moose and Squirrel! How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference? Er, 28? Quiet, idiot. They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally. After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel! Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us. Zer has never been a way to destroy a cartoon character until now. What about that movie, Roger Rabbit? a cartoon character until now. What about that movie, Roger Rabbit? Shut up! This is totally different! There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now. It's the Computer Degenerating Imagery. Show zem, Sydney. The Computer Degenerating Imagery, or CDI as I like to call it, is totally user friendly. Just index the binary codes of the animated image you're gonna degenerate and the CDI will dismantle the image on your film stock, OK? Bring in the test subject! (BELLS) No! Oh, I've been tricked. Please don't! Now I know what happened to my friend Freddy the Ferret and those bunnies... Type in an address and send him where worthless cyber junk ends up - the Internet. You broke my nail! (LAUGHS) Whoo-aa! So that's all there is to it. Here's the manual and she's all yours. I assume you're both computer literate. We don't need computer weapon to kill Moose and Squirrel, we've been trying to kill Moose and Squirrel for 35 years. And never even come close. Exactly. 'Armed with the CDI and a truck full of really silly cartoon weaponry, they set off to blast Bullwinkle and Rocky from the face of the earth and immediatelly got stuck in traffic.' (CAR HORNS) Dear Diary, soon the presidency will be mine. As for this FBI agent, Karen Sympathy, I will deal with her the way I dealt with the agents before her. At the moment of truth, she will be plugged directly into the Quality Control device and become a helpless... (ECHOES) ..mindless... vegetable! (BOTH) # ..barrel of money # Maybe we're ragged and funny # But we travel along # Singing a song... # I used to be like you guys - cheerful, optimistic. But if there's one thing I learned in the FBI, it's that life is not a cartoon. Whoa! Look out! Yahhh! Whoa! Whoa! (ALL) Whoa! Out of the car! What's the rush? (GRUNTS) All right! I'm going, I'm going! Are you all right? (BOTH) Of course. I should have figured. < But not for long. Hey, Rock, they look kind of familiar. Yeah, haven't we seen those two somewheres before? What's with the cannon? those two somewheres before? What's with the cannon? (BOTH) Is traditional. (BOTH) Run! Boris Badenov. I've seen you on TV. You're a crooked, creepy, rotten worm. Oh, thank you. You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy... You'll turn my head! You're a sadistic spy and a... ..and a... really, really bad person. Stop. You're embarrassing me. (SCUTTLES AWAY) < (DOOR CLOSES / ENGINE STARTS) (BOTH) Where is boom? Boris, darling, maybe it's time to update our technique. (MOBILE RINGS) Fearless Leader, we're so happy you called. Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? ..yes. Are you talking to me...? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? (CHUCKLES) Are you talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel and next time use the CDI on zem! Look, Karen, we can't ride to the rescue in a stolen truck. Why couldn't you steal something with bucket seats? Bullwinkle! Just kidding. It's just not right. What? They wrecked our car. They're trying to kill us. But we're supposed to be the heroes. What? They wrecked our car. They're trying to kill us. But we're supposed to be the heroes. Rocky, it's not 1964 any more. You're in the real world now. Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong. That's not what you mean. Two rights do make a wrong? No! I thought two rights made a U-turn. Don't know how much more I can take. No! I thought two rights made a U-turn. Don't know how much more I can take. Let's find out. Two U-turns make a circle, two circles make eight, two figure eights make a butterfly - Let's find out. Two U-turns make a circle, two circles make eight, two figure eights make a butterfly - All I want from you guys are results, OK?! 'It was their first fight. And racked with internal conflicts, they make their way across the great divide and onto the great plains.' Hey, look at that, Rock, what a strange-looking town. 'While Bullwinkle pondered the modern world, Boris and Natasha were still on the road.' the modern world, Boris and Natasha were still on the road.' If only we had a helicopter. 'But since they were in the middle of the desert, there was no chance of finding a helicopter.' Boris, look! 'Oh, damn! Never mind.' Natasha, quick! (SOUND OF BRAKES) What luck. Great googly moogly. Holy cow, what the -? Hey, listen, doggone it, that's the third time this month and I'm tired shopping for helicopters. If I had a missile, I'd blow you right out of the sky. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 'Boris and Natasha had no way of knowing the route our heroes took -' 'Hey, you can't do that!' 'Boris and Natasha had no way of knowing the route our heroes took -' 'Hey, you can't do that!' Interstate 1, just outside Red Bait, Oklahoma, darling. 'Cheaters.' (BOTH) Thank you. 'And high above our unsuspecting heroes...' State police? "Yes, ma'am?" our unsuspecting heroes...' State police? "Yes, ma'am?" This is FBI Agent Karen Sympathy. (HUMS) I'm sorry I yelled, but you don't understand. I can't mess up this time. This time? Was there a last time? I can't mess up this time. This time? Was there a last time? Tell us about yourself, Karen. Let's just say I've made... ..mistakes. Look, I can't blow this one. The world depends on it and I can't do it without your help. Agent Sympathy, you can count on Bullwinkle and me. Agent Sympathy, you can count on Bullwinkle and me. We won't let you down. Agent Sympathy, you can count on Bullwinkle and me. We won't let you down. No. Thanks, you guys. You know, I'm glad Cappy picked me for this mission. I think we're gonna make a great team. (SIRENS) I think we're gonna make a great team. (SIRENS) Huh? Oh, no. 'Our heroes were pulled over by two state troopers and a cameraman from hit TV show, Made-Up Stories From The Real Highway Patrol.' # "Cops Theme" - Instrumental # from hit TV show, Made-Up Stories From The Real Highway Patrol.' # "Cops Theme" - Instrumental # Step out of the vehicle with your hands up! It's OK, officers. I'm with the FBI. Step out of the vehicle now! Hey, Rock, your face is all blurry. So's yours. This truck was reported stolen outside Oklahoma a few hours ago. You are under arrest for grand theft auto and for impersonating Karen Sympathy. I am Karen Sympathy. Like fun you are. Agent Karen Sympathy has a heavy Pottsylvania accent. We heard her. But she really is with the FBI. Agent Karen Sympathy has a heavy Pottsylvania accent. We heard her. But she really is with the FBI. And I'm John Goodman(!) Let's get in the car. Just one minute, Officer. Wherever she goes, we go. Let's get in the car. Just one minute, Officer. Wherever she goes, we go. Yeah, that's right. We're a team. She's going to the Federal Pen to break rocks for the next five years. OK, well, don't forget to write. Bullwinkle! We could appear at your trial as animated character witnesses. Rocky, Bullwinkle, it's your duty to get to New York by 8pm tomorrow. Karen, we can't leave you now. Hey, I'm an FBI agent, remember? I'll straighten this out and catch up with you later. Hey, I'm an FBI agent, remember? I'll straighten this out and catch up with you later. We've never been in the real world. Oh, you'll do great. I know it. Hey, what about our faces? Oh, sorry. # (SAD INCIDENTAL MUSIC) # You can't just leave 'em. They don't even know where they are. Don't worry, ma'am, they're animals. They'll forage. Time's a-wasting. We owe it to Karen to see the President about the trees animals. They'll forage. Time's a-wasting. We owe it to Karen to see the President about the trees Trees? We have to go to New York. We don't have time to get to Washington. This is no time to worry about getting the washing done. have time to get to Washington. This is no time to worry about getting the washing done. Not washing done, Washington! A ton? Well, that is a lot of laundry. Not washing done, Washington! A ton? Well, that is a lot of laundry. That joke just won't wash. Well, you can't blame me for dry-ing! (LAUGHS) That joke just won't wash. Well, you can't blame me for dry-ing! (LAUGHS) I think I'll fly ahead. 'But it was just no use.' 'Faced with their predicament, the razor sharp mind of Bullwinkle quickly formulated a daring plan.' Help, help! Somebody, please help! HELP! (ECHOES) 'Two figures make their way through a hostile live action landscape.' You said we were in Oklahoma. 'Two figures make their way through a hostile live action landscape.' You said we were in Oklahoma. 'Would you like to narrate this?' No. 'Two lone figures make their way through a hostile landscape.' 'They walked until their thumbs ached but no one would take a chance on a 6'7" moose and a flying squirrel who couldn't fly.' I could fly if I had to! (TRUCK HORN) (BOTH) Whoa! (BOTH) Oof! Kind of makes you feel discouraged. Maybe we should be a little more aggressive. (HORN) (BOTH) Stop! This movie's getting kind of... Don't say it. ..two dimensional. 'Things were beginning to look dark for our intrepid heroes.' It is getting hard to see. Bullwinkle, he means our situation. Oh. 'Wait a minute, there's headlights.' 'I think it's... Yes, yes!' 'It was some fresh-faced college students named Martin and Lewis.' 'I think it's... Yes, yes!' 'It was some fresh-faced college students named Martin and Lewis.' Come on, Rock, it's a convertible. All right, buckle up now fellas. students named Martin and Lewis.' Come on, Rock, it's a convertible. All right, buckle up now fellas. Yeah, safety first. Come on, Rock, it's a convertible. All right, buckle up now fellas. Yeah, safety first. (TYRES SCREECH) So, where do you boys go to school? We're undergrads at Wossamotta U. (BOTH) Wossamotta U? We're undergrads at Wossamotta U. (BOTH) Wossamotta U? My old alma mater! Bullwinkle was a football star there. Quarterbuck. football star there. Quarterbuck. I thought you looked familiar. Where are you fellas coming from? Thank you. I thought you looked familiar. Where are you fellas coming from? Thank you. We've been looking for America. We've been looking all day. We just can't find it. We're exhausted. We've been looking all day. We just can't find it. We're exhausted. Maybe you've been looking too hard. It's all around you in a thousand beautiful manifestations. Wouldn't you say so, young people? (BOTH) Yeah, right! Oh, Moose! Rocky, haven't we passed this town before? 'Following ominously above them in the midwestern sky, 'Boris conceived a sinister plan. 'Flying ahead to Wossamotta U, the two villains made a sizeable donation to the college in Bullwinkle's name, 'prompting the college president to bestow upon Bullwinkle an honorary moosters degree.' And when Moose is at podium for acceptance speech, I'll be on water tower with CDI. And when Moose is at podium for acceptance speech, I'll be on water tower with CDI. (EVIL LAUGH) (EVIL LAUGH) 'There was only one problem. Wossamotta U had no water tower.' Can't even find water fountain. 'Their scheme seemed to be on the verge of collapse until they hit upon an ingenious plan.' on the verge of collapse until they hit upon an ingenious plan.' (BOTH) What? 'Dawn broke at 6am. The day of Fearless Leader's deadly broadcast had finally arrived.' 'And there was Karen, toiling away under the watchful eyes of a tall, blond, incredibly handsome Swedish-American prison guard named Ole.' (TING!) 'Several states away, our hitchhiking heroes were doggedly making their way to New York, but they were driving into Boris Badenov's sinister snare.' (BEEPS) Heavens to Betsy, this car is sticking its tongue out at me. (BEEPS) Heavens to Betsy, this car is sticking its tongue out at me. No, it's not. It's just a fax. (BOTH) A what? A fax. Don't you guys know about faxes? Or about email? Sure. A fax is a little red critter that steals chickens. Half are males and the other half are emails. No. It's a way of transmitting information across great distances. Well, I was close. information across great distances. Well, I was close. Oh, hey, it's for you. Hokey smoke, Wossamotta U wants to give you an honorary degree. And the ceremony is today! We don't have time. We got to get to New York. Oh, woe is me, I must have my degree, I'll put it on the wall for everyone to see. I guess if it's in the name of education. 'It was a happy day at WU, scene of Bullwinkle's football triumphs.' It looks so different. of Bullwinkle's football triumphs.' It looks so different. It's been a live action university since the show went into reruns back in '64. I thought the buildings looked more realistic. went into reruns back in '64. I thought the buildings looked more realistic. Where you guys been all this time? (BOTH) Reruns! looked more realistic. Where you guys been all this time? (BOTH) Reruns! You know that's never gonna happen to us, right?! There's still a lot of anti-cartoon feeling on campus these days. Hokey smoke, it's some kind of demonstration. What are the kids protesting? Hokey smoke, it's some kind of demonstration. What are the kids protesting? Is it a civil rights march? Um, not really. Is it an anti-war rally? No, not exactly. Tell 'em, fellas. No, not exactly. Tell 'em, fellas. (BOTH) It's an anti-moose march. 'A controversy had broken out among the students over the decision to give Bullwinkle his degree.' 'A controversy had broken out among the students over the decision to give Bullwinkle his degree.' Gee, Bullwinkle, I guess it's true. You can't go home again. Why, Rocky, whatever do you mean? Wossamotta U is home. You can't go home again. Why, Rocky, whatever do you mean? Wossamotta U is home. Oh, brother! Look, there's the animated freak now! (ALL) Boo! My fans! Bullwinkle, these aren't fans. This is an angry mob. 'Our insipid hero bravely made his way through the angry crowd.' You mean intrepid hero, don't you? his way through the angry crowd.' You mean intrepid hero, don't you? 'No.' 'Hundreds of miles away in Red Bait, Oklahoma, it was time for the prisoners' daily helping of disgusting slop.' 'But Karen had succeeded in making Ole, the simple-minded but handsome prison guard, fall madly in love with her. Presently, Karen promised to let him take her to the movies if he would help her break out of jail.' Could we hold hands in the theatre? Of course we could, Ole. But how would we eat our popcorn? Well, we could eat our popcorn with one hand and hold hands with the other. But what if I want a soda? Look...! I'm sure we can work this out. # (BANJO INSTRUMENTAL) # '(BOOS)' Students, today Wossamotta U honours one of our own. (ALL BOO) 'As the students vented their collective spleen at Bullwinkle, Rocky surveyed the crowd for signs of danger.' 'And his sharp little eyes picked out Boris Badenov near the top of the water tower.' Hey, that guy's not a college student! We present this honorary degree to Bullwinkle J Moose! (PROTEST CHANTS) Good morning, children. Today's lecture is about trees. There are many kinds of trees... Look out! It's a trap! 'Rocky's voice couldn't carry over the shouts, so with no alternative, Rocky tried to summon up the aeronautical skills that had made him a household name.' 'But just then Boris managed to turn on the CDI.' 'Yes, it looked like curtains for Bullwinkle.' Got to... save... ..Bullwinkle! # Dreamer # Every little dreamer # Now you put your head in your hands... # Whoa! (YELLS) "Bad command or file name. Press any key to continue." Which one is "any" key? Press any key to continue." Which one is "any" key? # (SONG CONTINUES) # Look out! (CONTINUES TO GIVE SPEECH) Oh, no! 'With a single blow, Rocky sent the CDI hurtling through the sky.' Whoa! 'Whereupon Boris single-mindedly reached out to catch the computer, forgetting one important piece of information.' I ain't a cartoon no more. YAHHHH! (THUD!) (BULLWINKLE CONTINUES TO SPEAK) Darling! (BULLWINKLE CONTINUES TO SPEAK) Darling! Ohh! Oww! No! Mayday! (STUDENTS CHEER) You like me! You really like me! I guess I've lost the knack. I'll never fly again. Yes, without trees, where would the birdies live? Forced into cities, they would take jobs away from local pigeons. Bullwinkle, they're listening! 'Yes, Bullwinkle's speech was so inane the students couldn't understand a word he said and consequently found nothing to object to.' 'So Rocky and Bullwinkle bade a fond farewell to the hallowed walls of WU.' Don't forget to write, old buddy. Who are you talking to? I dunno, but it's like talking to a wall. Thank you for bringing unity back to this campus with your remarks. We'd like to wish you guys luck against Fearless Leader. We'd come help you, but we don't want to get hurt. luck against Fearless Leader. We'd come help you, but we don't want to get hurt. Yeah, man, we're not going near him! Until we met you, we almost lost faith in America. Yeah, you know, and we lost faith in our car. I used to think our car was cool, but it's dirty. And low on gas. But since we met you, we love it. but it's dirty. And low on gas. But since we met you, we love it. Yeah, the car is totally back, man! As a gesture of our appreciation, we want you to have it. Yeah, so take the car. Really? It's yours. Whoa! (HUMS) Gee, fellas, thanks. Yeah, thanks! You do know how to drive, right? Please! What moose can't drive an automobile?! Please! What moose can't drive an automobile?! (TYRES SCREECH) Uhh! Oh, brother! 'And just as Rocky and Bullwinkle got back on the road, 'Boris and Natasha emerged from the student infirmary ready for action.' (CAR ALARM BEEP) 'Meanwhile in Cow Tip, Oklahoma...' Ole, why don't you go get the tickets and I'll park the truck. Gosh, Karen, I've never had so much fun in my whole life. It's like... ..it's like... ..there was a little boy trapped inside me and now that I've met you, I can finally let him out. (TING!) (TYRES SCREECH) Please, two for The Love Movie. There you go. Tag. 'Now that's not very nice.' Shut up. (CAWS) 'As for Rocky and Bullwinkle, they were gently motoring along an Illinois interstate.' Hey, Rock, there's that same town again. Are you sure we're going the right way? there's that same town again. Are you sure we're going the right way? Bullwinkle, look out! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Sorry! Bullwinkle, we're not going to Chicago! Sorry! Bullwinkle, we're not going to Chicago! We are now. 'As our heroes race towards Chicago, little did they realise that only a few miles behind...' 'And back in Cow Tip, Oklahoma, the only person in this movie more clueless than Bullwinkle faithfully waited for Karen to get back from parking his truck.' 'But our heroine was passing through Indiana where she was about to make an ominous discovery.' "For watching miserable people suffer, it's The Jenny Spy Show." "Are you sorry that you called her fat?" "Yes,... yes." that you called her fat?" "Yes,... yes." Oh, no. Not already! 'Fearless Leader's hypnotic broadcast was already under way.' "You are watching premium broadcast of RBTV." Ah, I love my RBTV. Fearless Leader, the zombombiter shows that 30% of despised decadent Americans are already total zombies. shows that 30% of despised decadent Americans are already total zombies. Good! I'll address the nation at exactly 8pm eastern central time! (SIRENS) 'Back at the Red Bait prison, Karen's escape had not gone unnoticed.' 'Meanwhile on the bustling boulevards of Chicago, Illinois, Rocky and Bullwinkle had considerable troubles of their own.' Rocky and Bullwinkle had considerable troubles of their own.' There they are. Rocky and Bullwinkle had considerable troubles of their own.' There they are. Ohh! Rocky and Bullwinkle had considerable troubles of their own.' There they are. Ohh! Look out! Squash them! Duck! (EVIL LAUGH) (EVIL LAUGH) Well, mercy me! (CROWD SHOUTS) Who-o-o-o-a! (WOMAN SHOUTS) Excuse us. Bullwinkle! (HORN) Mama mia, it's Rocky and Bullwinkle. And you thought I couldn't drive! Bullwinkle, look out. Hold her steady, Poopsie. It's time to say goodbye to Moose and Squirrel. (YELLS) to Moose and Squirrel. (YELLS) Oh, no! Hasta la wista,... baby! (EVIL LAUGH) (FRITZING) Poopsie, what's happening? I think you degenerated wrong special effect. 'As Rocky and Bullwinkle got away, Boris and Natasha were above Chicago but with one small difference.' Boris and Natasha were above Chicago but with one small difference.' (BOTH) No helicopter. 'But a travelling mattress salesman happened to be passing by below.' Mattresses for sale! How do I do it? Volume! Now that's a soft mattress! Oii! 'Temporarily out of danger, Rocky and Bullwinkle breathed a sigh of relief.' 'Boris and Natasha were forced to rent an econo-class Chevy Metro from the Cheapo Rent-A-Car company in order to resume the chase.' 'This gave our heroes the opportunity for another beautiful, if implausibly coincidental reunion.' Whoops. Hey, lunatic, why don't you watch where you're -! Rocky! Bullwinkle! (BOTH) Karen! Guys, I missed you so much. I was so worried about you. Ohh! I mean, um... good work, Agents Rocky, Bullwinkle. Look, we've six hours to get to New York. The Big Apple! Agents Rocky, Bullwinkle. Look, we've six hours to get to New York. The Big Apple! Please, RBTV is already turning people into zombies. The Big Apple! But, Karen, why aren't you in jail? turning people into zombies. The Big Apple! But, Karen, why aren't you in jail? Oh, er, I was pardoned. (SIRENS APPROACH) Freeze! (ALL) Freeze! Must be some kind of clerical error. You're under arrest. Keep your hands high above your head. Here's the thing. It's the opening of moose season. California, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana and Ohio versus Karen Sympathy, Rocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose. Judge Cameo presiding. and Bullwinkle J Moose. Judge Cameo presiding. Who speaks for the defence? Bullwinkle J Moose, attorney-at-law. Who speaks for the defence? Bullwinkle J Moose, attorney-at-law. (COMMOTION) Hey, hey, hey, hey! The defendants are charged with grand theft auto, one count, breaking out of jail and impugning a prison guard's character, one count, reckless driving, four counts, talking to the audience,... What?! ..five counts,... ..criminally bad punning, 18 counts. And three dukes and seven earls! Make that 19. (COMMOTION) Hey! Hey! (BANGS GAVEL) Counsellor, call your first witness. Yes. As our first witness, the defence calls Karen Sympathy. Oh, please, no! Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth? I do. Huh! A little late! Ohh! (COMMOTION) Miss Sympathy, isn't it true that when our convertible was destroyed the first thing you did was to steal somebody else's truck? That depends on how you legally define the word steal, because I - Didn't you escape from prison by telling that poor guard you'd let him take you to the movies? Well, I thought we might have time if we went to a matinee - Isn't it true you never meant to see a film at all? if we went to a matinee - Isn't it true you never meant to see a film at all? Yes,... ..it's true. Didn't you tell us that you got out of prison because you got a pardon? Yes, yes, I did do that. Isn't it true you have no respect for the law or anything else? I was trying to complete my mission and only cared about results! How come Rocky and me are cartoons and Boris and Natasha aren't?! I didn't write the movie, I'm only a character! Your witness, Counsellor. What are the teams again? You're the defence attorney! You've just proved we're guilty. Yes, but now our consciences are clean and the healing can begin. Your Honour, it's time the court showed the world that no quarter will be given to celebrities. Celebrity? Did you say celebrity? Where are my glasses? (GASPS) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Rocky and Bullwinkle! Oh, my God! Oh, I love your show! Your Honour - Oh, my God! Rocky and Bullwinkle! Oh, my God! Oh, I love your show! Your Honour - And you, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code, section C, paragraph 22. Celebrities are above the law. This case is dismissed. (BANGS GAVEL) (COMMOTION) 'Our heroes were on the road with three hours to get to New York.' Three hours. If only we had an airplane. three hours to get to New York.' Three hours. If only we had an airplane. Hokey smoke, look! Gosh, another wild coincidence. # (BANJO MUSIC) # Afternoon, folks. # (BANJO MUSIC) # Afternoon, folks. Hi. You got any planes left? Well, let's just kind of give a look-see. Uh-uh... I think we have one left. They've got to be here somewhere, Boris, darling. (ENGINE SPLUTTERS) Keep the change. (ENGINE SPLUTTERS) Keep the change. This is gonna get my stepson a new trial. Oh! Keep the change. Bingo! stepson a new trial. Oh! Keep the change. Bingo! Goody-goody. Hey! Y'all can't get in there. She won't hold the weight. They'll never reach the end of the runway. The wings will come off! Oh, crap! 'Boris pushed the little Metro for all it was worth.' We've got them, Boris! They've got us, Rocky! We've got them, Boris! They've got us, Rocky! 'But Boris and Natasha's rental agreement suddenly expired and they were blockaded by the dedicated agents of the Cheapo Rent-A-Car company.' Oh, come on! Come on! Come on! You can do it, you old bird! Come on! 'While Boris and Natasha tried to complete the paperwork...' Look! 'It was too late.' Stop! Stop! Stop! Ohh! Dahh! (ANGRY SHOUTS) That certainly was a close one. Dahh! (ANGRY SHOUTS) That certainly was a close one. Let's just hope this thing makes it all the way to New York. Where did we go wrong, Boris? We tried to blow them up. Where did we go wrong, Boris? We tried to blow them up. We tried to have them arrested. We tried to degenerate them. We tried to blow them up. We tried to have them arrested. We tried to degenerate them. We tried to smush them. And we never even came close. Boris, what are we doing, darling? We've been trying to catch Moose and Squirrel ever since we first got drawn. We tried to stab them, shoot them, smash them, smush them, crush them, bash them, mash them, squish them and they don't even know our names. I'm tired. I don't vant to be spy no more. Let's face it, darling, ve suck. We can never catch Moose and Squirrel. Boris,... ..don't you want to have little Boris? Little Natasha? Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful? We could rent cottage by sea of Pottsylvania and teach them how to lie and cheat and be rotten. They would be worst children in world. They would be monsters. Oh, it will be awful. We could be so happy. # (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS / STOPS) (MOBILE RINGS) # (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS / STOPS) (MOBILE RINGS) Telephone, dear. Oh, boy. Saved by bell. (GROANS) "Well, Badenov, did ze CDI verk?" Oh, it, it works all right. So Moose and Squirrel are dead, zen? Oh, it, it works all right. So Moose and Squirrel are dead, zen? "Well, it's funny you should ask." "Yes, we killed Moose and Squirrel." Excellent! Wait zere for my private jet. "I want you both beside my side for the big broadcast." Natasha? Yes, darling? Why did you tell him that?! Moose and Squirrel can't reach New York by 8pm in that little plane. And what if they did, so what? How can they stop us now? Practically whole country, zombified. We won, Boris. We won! Just the way I planned it. (EVIL LAUGH) 'On their way to New York, our heroes were soon to discover that old Jeb was right.' She won't pull up! We're too heavy! Rocky, can you fly Bullwinkle down? She won't pull up! We're too heavy! Rocky, can you fly Bullwinkle down? I don't think so, Karen. He's a huge moose. I beg your pardon?! I'm as trim as a young buck. I beg your pardon?! I'm as trim as a young buck. You weigh 400 imaginary pounds. Yeah, but it's all moose-le. Can you fly an airplane? What moose can't fly an airplane?! Can you fly an airplane? What moose can't fly an airplane?! Rocky, you'll have to fly me down. I can't fly, I've lost the knack. Rocky, you'll have to fly me down. I can't fly, I've lost the knack. Bullwinkle, take the controls. OK. I can't fly, I've lost the knack. Bullwinkle, take the controls. OK. Listen to me, Rocky, you can do this. I know you can. I just can't. It's what you've taught me since I was a kid. All you have to do is... Whoa-ah! Uh-oh! Karen! Ahh! Look out for the sign! Here... g-goes... n-nothing. (YELLS) Gotcha! Rocky! Whoa! Uh-oh! (BOTH) Bullwinkle! Never said I could fly well. See you in New York! Hang on, Karen, hang on. If I could just... (GRUNTS) Rocky, you're flying! You're flying! Yes, I am. I certainly am! Look at me, I'm flying! New York City, here we come! Whoo! Yeah! # One day a year, like it is # You know # Well, you know you had it coming to you # Now there's not a lot I can do # Dreamer # Stupid little dreamer # So now you put your head in your hands, oh, no # Whoo! # Boris, darling, how can you be so rotten? When I stop Moose and Squirrel from saving country, I don't kid around. 'Karen looked upon the brave little squirrel with a new admiration.' 'However, she couldn't help but wonder were they too late?' 'Soaring precipitously over Rockefeller Center, Karen and Rocky found the entire city completely zombified.' Rocky, whatever you do, don't look at the screen. 'Touching down outside RBTV, the daring duo was soon to discover something else was wrong.' Where's Bullwinkle? The speech starts any minute. something else was wrong.' Where's Bullwinkle? The speech starts any minute. I knew we shouldn't have left him. Bullwinkle and I have never been apart in 35 years. Quick, Rock, follow me. Come, Natasha, follow me to Fearless Leader. (LAUGHS) Go! Go! # Dee, di, di, da, da, da, da, da! # Oh, Fearless Leader. We're back! You are so happy to see us. Well, he did it. Boris Badenov is now number one killer of Moose and Squirrel. Well, he did it. Boris Badenov is now number one killer of Moose and Squirrel. Excellent, my faithful minions, excellent! # Hail Pottsylvania! # Hail to the black and the blue! # Hail Pottsylvania! # Sneaky and crooked through and through! # Down with the good guys, up with the Potts! # Under the sign of the triple cross Hey! # Hail Pottsylvania! # Hail! # Hail! # Hail! # (CROWD) Ohh! (MOUTHS FULL) Thank you, Fearless Leader. No one can stop my broadcast now. FBI, freeze! No one but these chocolate-chewing idiots! Everyone who's a Pottsylvanian spy, put your hands up now! That means you, too, Fearless Leader. Let me see your hands. All right, Agent Sympathy, we don't want anybody to be hurt now, do we? Whatever you're holding, drop it. Gladly. Don't look, it's a trick. It'll turn you into a - Rocky! Rocky?! (SIGHS) Peek-a-poopsie. Rocky?! (SIGHS) Peek-a-poopsie. Well, Agent Sympathy, I've waited many years to face an enemy I could respect. And I'm still waiting. (BOTH LAUGH) No, that was a joke. But I am afraid that you and this flying rodent have reached the end of ze road. No, that was a joke. But I am afraid that you and this flying rodent have reached the end of ze road. Now get ready for a taste of Pottsylvanian hospitability. That's ability to put you in hospital. 'Rocky and Karen's only hope in the world was Bullwinkle J Moose.' 'In other words, they didn't have a prayer.' 'But Bullwinkle missed New York and had flown instead to Washington DC.' New York has changed since my day. They moved the White House here. Dahh! Couldn't find the brakes. As long as I'm here, I might as well talk to the President about the trees. Anybody home? (ECHOES) 'With moments left before the broadcast, 'Fearless Leader released Rocky from zombification so he could... share.' As for you, my friends, we have planned something quite special. We are hooking you into the Quality Control. When we go live, the current will pass through your brain and you will be turned into a helpless, mindless vegetable. But don't worry, it won't hurt. As least I never heard a complaint from the other vegetables. I think you'll recognise your three missing colleagues from ze FBI. Help! missing colleagues from ze FBI. Help! Help! Sympathy, help us! (I've really done it this time.) You need the most faith when things look the most helpless. Thanks, Rocky. And, Karen, this is pretty hopeless. Look, we don't care what you do to us. Just leave America alone. Ah-ha! (LAUGHS) America! (LAUGHS) I'm proud of you, Karen. (LAUGHS) I'm proud of you, Karen. Listen, Fearless Leader, this plucky squirrel has shown me you have to be who you are no matter how much pressure there is to change. Yayyyy! 'Despite this inspiring vindication of Karen's inner child, Fearless Leader was unimpressed.' 'So Karen, Rocky and the entire nation were poised on the brink of unimaginable peril.' And there's no one, I said no one, who can stop me now! 'Or, in fact, was there?' Mr President, all the trees in Frostbite Falls are gone. The birds have no place to put their things. The kids can't build a treehouse. I built a stump house, but they say it's just not the same. Please help. "The horse has swallowed the transmitter." "Not again!" "(CANNED LAUGHTER)" They certainly enjoy their TV at the White House. Bullwinkle, don't watch! Bullwinkle! No, not you, too! Not a bad show, eh, Mr President? 'Yes, cheap as it may seem, and it certainly does seem cheap, Bullwinkle's head was so thick, the mind-numbing programming had absolutely no effect on him.' Come 'ere! At least one thing hasn't changed. TV's as good as ever. Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank. Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle. I'm Cappy Von Trappment, FBI. You said your name was Frank. Shut up, Bullwinkle! OK, Frank. 99% of the US is slobbering in front of the TV. What's so strange about that? Listen! I think Karen and Rocky are in danger. You got to get to New York. I thought this was New York. I think Karen and Rocky are in danger. You got to get to New York. I thought this was New York. No, Bullwinkle, that's Washington out there! Washington! Really? Where's that little white wig he always wears? It's no use. Uhh! The speech starts in two minutes. There's no way anyone can get there in time now. Oh, if only there was some way of transmitting computer-generated animated characters across great distances in the blink of an eye. Bullwinkle, that's it! It is? Yes! It's our only chance. We'll email you to Karen in New York. Wouldn't she rather get flowers? email you to Karen in New York. Wouldn't she rather get flowers? Just shut up and hold on! OK. Wouldn't she rather get flowers? Just shut up and hold on! OK. One, two... Three! 'And squeezing into the scanner drive, Bullwinkle found himself inside the presidential computer.' 'But back at RBTV, Fearless Leader's deadly countdown had just begun.' 15,... 14,... ..13,... ..12... 'And that's when Bullwinkle snapped into action.' Look, Frank, solitaire. Sorry, Bullwinkle, we don't have time for that. 'With the cool agility of a jungle cat, our moose grabbed the email and hung on for the ride of his life.' Eight, seven,... ..sixxxxx... 'While time stood virtually still at RBTV,... ..Bullwinkle surfed the information superhighway on his way to save the day.' the information superhighway on his way to save the day.' Look, I'm hanging four! S-s-s-s-surf's up, dude! Hang on, Rocky! I'm coming! Oof! 'Bullwinkle found himself inside the RBTV computer.' ..five... 'With only seconds left to spare and no idea how to get out...' Hurry up, click on something. Minesweeper? Hurry up, click on something. Minesweeper? (Print! Print!) 'Using his brain, Bullwinkle activated the print icon.' 'But was he in time?' activated the print icon.' 'But was he in time?' ..one. Fearless Leader! Fellow Americans, say hello to Fearless Leader. Hello. (BOTH QUIVER) Hello. (BOTH QUIVER) You are tired, America. You are getting very sleepy. Your mind is mush. You need help. Yes, America, you need me to run your country. You really need me. So vote for me as your leader. "Vote for Fearless Leader." (ALL) We will vote for Fearless Leader. I will vote for Fearless Leader. (ALL) We will vote for Fearless Leader. I will vote for Fearless Leader. "Yes, America, I will bring order to the government." You will have a president you can respect. Look, is Moose! 'No sooner had Bullwinkle emerged than his mighty antlers jammed the signal, reversing the vegetation process and bringing Karen and Rocky miraculously back to life.' Yes, ever since I was growing up in Pottsylvania... Fearless Leader, Moose is loose! GET THEM! Go! Go! Now, where were we? Yes, I always knew I would rule the world someday. That's what I'm going to do. I will change the name of this country to the United States of Pottsylvania. I will rule with iron fist. So vote for Fearless Leader and make a little boy's dream come true. We will vote for Fearless Leader. Once I am elected, there will be an end to chaos. There will be discipline, cos I'm going to run this country... You could call me a neat freak, but we all have our little foibles. Oh, that tickles. I'll be the president. And with a single voice, America will say... (SNORTS) ..AHHHHHHHH! Go on, Rock, wrap it all up. (GRUNTS) OK, Karen. Bullwinkle, finish the speech. (CLEARS THROAT) Evening, America, Bullwinkle Moose here saying... Forgot my line. (CLEARS THROAT) Evening, America, Bullwinkle Moose here saying... Forgot my line. Just tell 'em to turn off the TV and vote for whoever they want. Turn off your TV, vote for whoever you want. and vote for whoever they want. Turn off your TV, vote for whoever you want. And whoever wins, replant the forest in Frostbite Falls. 'And sure enough, all across America RBTV viewers turned off their sets and faced the difficult question of who to vote for.' 'And the moment the machine had been destroyed, the three vegetables from the FBI resumed their human form.' the machine had been destroyed, the three vegetables from the FBI resumed their human form.' (ALL) Thanks, Agent Sympathy! (CHEERING / WHISTLING) # (FANFARE) # 'Freed from Fearless Leader's grasp, even Pottsylvanian spies rejoiced.' He-he-he! Won't be needing this any more. Yeah! Reminds me, I should email Frank and thank him for his help. Bullwinkle, no! Aghhh! 'And so the three villains were launched up into the Internet where they would be heard from no more.' (ALL YELL) 'So the election took place. Rocky and Bullwinkle were stars again and RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.' What's the difference? There's one thing I still don't understand. Why did you pick me for the mission? I'm clearly not FBI material. FBI material is what gets the job done. If you needed an agent to work with a cartoon moose and squirrel, who would you send? Someone tough, hard-boiled, cynical? Or one of those soft, squishy, lovey-dovey idealistic types? Yes, sir. Thank you, sir,... ..I think. Affirmative. Oh, and by the way,... ..good work. Well, I really want to thank you guys for everything and I really... Well, I really... I'd really like to say that I think we made a great team. I'd really like to say that I think we made a great team. And if it hadn't been for you, I never would have learned... And if it hadn't been for you, I never would have learned... ..what you believe in when you're young can be true when you grow up. - Please don't make me say that! - You gotta say it! Who is she talking to? You got me, Rock. ..what you believe in when you're young can be true when you grow up. Anyway, thanks for the adventure. So long. Anyway, thanks for the adventure. So long. Where are you goin'? Um,... the movies. Of course! (BOTH) The movies! < (CAR DOOR CLOSES) Hi. Um, sorry I'm late. Oh, that's OK. (TING!) 'And as Karen and Ole finally went to the movies, back in Frostbite Falls, 'the president carried out the post-hypnotic suggestion to replant the animated trees.' Mamma! Sonny boy! 'Meanwhile, all was well with our heroes. Rocky was his old self again.' I'll never forget our trip to New York to visit President Washington! 'And so was Bullwinkle! 'Glad to be home in the revitalised town, Rocky the Flying Squirrel 'took a well-deserved joyride through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls.' Bye! Bye-bye! # Hey, girl, come on you, why? # Hey, girl, come on you, why? # Hey, girl, come on you, why? # Hey, girl, come on # Sitting on a stool, watch the limo go by # All the girls are corny and the guys are mad fly # And you're feelin' kinda lonely so your head's your height # Turn on the radio, you got the sound # You know you got that, you got no day # You know that it's overrated # Ten years later all his brothers been called # And his chickens... # All right now, I learned this lesson well # Singing, cannot please everyone # So you gots to be yourself # It's all right now I learned this lesson well # Singing, can't please everyone # So you gots to be yourself # You and me, we in the same old kid # I know the lonely days I had # Couldn't afford the new boots # Peoples on my gravy... # Now I never hurt no-one # See my girl act... # Good days, bad days, we all get stuck # Does everyone know that the prom night sucks? # It's all right now, I learned this lesson well # Singing, can't please everyone # So you gots to be yourself # It's all right now, I learned this lesson well # Singing, can't please everyone # So you gots to be yourself # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # La, la, la, la # Girl, come on you, why? # Girl, come on you, why? # Hey, girl, come on you, why? # Hey, girl, come on. It's all right now... # (CARTOON BOINGS!) # 'Through the Eyes of a Child' ` Lisa McClowry # # When you're feeling like # you're out of touch, # all alone and lost # and drifting through the night, # just think back to younger times, # and you'll find the light, # see the world # for a while # through the eyes of a child. # You will see # so much wonder # in your day. # All that you believed # when you were small # are still the dreams that guide us all. # The mirror shows you've grown, # but reflects the child in you. # If you're looking out on stormy skies # and empty fields, # afraid to give it one more try, # see yourself above the clouds, # spread your wings and fly. # See the world # for a while # through the eyes of a child. # You will see # so much wonder # in your day. # All that you believed # when you were small # are still the dreams you carry on. # Imagine what could be # if you just believed in you. # When you were young, # who did you wanna be? # What is stopping you # and that dream? Oh! # This is who you are. # Don't be afraid. # The child in you will never fail. # The power to believe is yours alone. # No one could ever take that child away. # See the world # for a while # through the eyes of a child. # You will see # so much wonder # in your day. # Yeah. # And all that you believed when you were small # are still the dreams that guide us all. # Oh, the mirror shows you've grown, # but reflects the child in you. # If there's one thing I could say to you, # It would be to try # to make your dream come true. # You can do almost anything # if you just believe, # if you just believe, # if only, only, only you believe. # # 'The Rocky Show' theme ` Fred Steiner # Captioning by IMS Subtitles. www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2014