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Frank has retired to Miami and become a driver for a wealthy family with a young boy, but when the kid is kidnapped, Martin defies the FBI to get the boy back safely and thwart the kidnappers.

Primary Title
  • Transporter 2
Date Broadcast
  • Thursday 23 March 2017
Release Year
  • 2005
Start Time
  • 20 : 30
Finish Time
  • 22 : 20
Duration
  • 110:00
Channel
  • Three
Broadcaster
  • MediaWorks Television
Programme Description
  • Frank has retired to Miami and become a driver for a wealthy family with a young boy, but when the kid is kidnapped, Martin defies the FBI to get the boy back safely and thwart the kidnappers.
Classification
  • AO
Owning Collection
  • Chapman Archive
Broadcast Platform
  • Television
Languages
  • English
Captioning Languages
  • English
Captions
Live Broadcast
  • No
Rights Statement
  • Made for the University of Auckland's educational use as permitted by the Screenrights Licensing Agreement.
Subjects
  • Chauffeurs--Drama
  • Kidnapping--Drama
  • Drug enforcement agents--Drama
  • Feature films
Genres
  • Action
  • Crime
  • Thriller
Contributors
  • Louis Leterrier (Director)
  • Luc Besson (Writer)
  • Jason Statham (Actor)
  • Alessandro Gassman (Actor)
  • Amber Valletta (Actor)
  • Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation (Production Unit)
Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2017 (BEEPING) I'm so sorry, can you help me? My tyre. Sorry, I have an appointment. I don't like to be late. Well, would you rather be late or dead? You don't wanna do this. Step out of the car. Whoo! Let's go, fellas! Come on, baby! Yeah! Take it easy. The car's brand new. No probs, buddy. I've got this. Baby, that's right! Time to go! Do your parents know the kind of company you're keeping? Shut up! This shit ain't workin', man! It's coded. What is it? I can't say. Well, we'll have to beat it out of you. Get out of the car! What you got for me? Gonna kick your ass! Come on. Hold on. This just came out of the dry-cleaner's. Hands up! Stop moving, or I will shoot you. Don't you have homework to do? Why don't you go and do it? OK. I'm sorry. (GRUNTING / GROANING) Late. (BEEPING) (BELL RINGS) (CHEERING) Hey, hey. The game! The game! What's the first rule when entering a man's car? Respect a man's car, a man respects you. Rule number two? Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank. Good afternoon, Jack. Can we play the game now? Isn't your brain tired after school? You're just afraid I'm gonna win. I'm afraid you won't do homework. It's Friday, I don't have any homework. In that case, the game. Yes! But first, what's the third rule of the car? Good. Five points. I'm white, I'm round but I'm not always around. Hmm... A tennis ball. Tennis balls are yellow. Four points. Sometimes I'm half, sometimes I'm whole, sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know. A loaf of bread? No. Three points. Sometimes I'm light, sometimes I'm dark, sometimes I'm both. Light bulb! No. Pizza! No. Audrey, Audrey. Stop walking away from me. I've got to finish this conversation. Where's he going? OK, look at me. Last clue for all the points. Everyone wants to walk on me, but only a happy few ever have. Take your time. Hey, bud! Shh, Mom! It's the game! I'm trying to think. Sorry. Hey, Frank. How are you? Well, Mrs Billings. Frank, can I team up with Mom? It's not in the rules. Why have rules if you can't bend them? OK. Just this once. Yeah! Alright, give me some clues. It's round but not always around. It's light sometimes, it's dark sometimes, and both sometimes. Everyone wants to walk on it but only a happy few ever have. Hmm... That is a hard one. Tell me about it! The Moon! Correct! Whoo! Good job, good job. Alright, come on. See ya Monday. Bye, Frank. Thanks. Keep your snacks in the kitchen. Bye, Mom. Bye, honey. He's really taken to you in the month you've been with us. Likewise. It's too bad you can't stay on after Tony's back. It was a favour. I don't usually do this. I thought you were a professional driver. A different kind of driving. Well, we're all gonna miss you when you're gone. And... thank you... for what you did. For what? For turning the car around so Jack wouldn't have to see us fighting. You really know kids, don't you? I know fighting. He hasn't seen Jack in months and then when he gets back here, all I hear is what I'm doing wrong. You'd think after being separated for a year that he would... (SIGHS) I'm sorry. You don't have to hear this. It's OK. For what it's worth, I think you're doing a great job with Jack. Thank you. Any time I can be of help, if there's anything you need... That's really sweet of you, Frank. I might have to take you up on it. Oh, I'm supposed to take Jack for his annual check-up tomorrow morning but I'm organising a surprise party for him, even though his birthday's not until next week. "(DISTORTED SPEECH)" "While I decorate and his friends arrive, would you...?" I'll take him. I'm cutting into your weekend. I'm just picking up a friend at the airport later on in the day. That's nice. What is? The guys on security say you're a loner, so it's just nice to hear you have a friend. He's not really a friend. He's French. (CHUCKLES) I'll call you back. Audrey, I'd like to finish our conversation. If anything comes up, you have my cell. Nothing will come up, Mrs Billings. Audrey. Audrey. Yeah, hello? Confirmed for tomorrow, 9am. Tomorrow, 9am. Only change, the driver is taking him, not the mother. Even better. (DOOR OPENS) Vasily. Is it stable? Yes, it's stable. And the antidote? See you tomorrow, gentlemen. "Drug enforcement ministers of six Latin-American countries arrived in Miami today for a summit meeting..." Yeah, Martin, Frank. 1156 Alameda. I'm waiting for an express delivery. You told me that 45 minutes ago. No, I don't need anything else. (DOORBELL) Just get me the pizza. I'm not paying for - Hi. Hi. "So, Mr Martin, that's one medium, no mozzarella, extra olives and extra anchovies, which amounts to 11.95." "I hope you're hungry." You have no idea. "I apologise for the delay, sir." Mrs Billings. Uh-uh. Audrey. Audrey... What are you doin'? What does it look like I'm doing? Have you been drinking? A little. (CHUCKLES) You said if I needed anything. I can't. Why? Because of who I am? Because of who I am. I feel so lost and so confused. Who isn't? Thank you, Frank,... for the time and... the respect. I think it's what I needed the most. Bye. Am I gonna get a shot? I don't know. Jeez! We're not open yet. It's an emergency. I need to see the doctor immediately. Right. Dr Kevlan, would you come out here? We have an issue. You'll have to fill out papers stating your medical problem. My problem's not medical. It's psychological. Yes, Laura, what seems to be the problem? Me. I hate shots. Number one, there's no guarantee you're getting a shot. No sense in getting all worked up over something that might not happen. (PHONE RINGS) Give me the good news. The doctor said I'm cured. Frank, it hurts a lot. I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot. Promise? You know my fourth rule? Never make a promise you can't keep. Come on. Close the door. OK. Come on. May I help you? Jack Billings to see Dr Copeland. He's out sick today, he'll be seeing Dr Tyberg. I like Dr Copeland. Don't worry, Dr Tyberg's very nice. If you'll take him into room three. Where's Miss Laura? Who? You're standing at her desk. That Miss Laura. She's out sick too. A lot of flu going around. Come on, the doctor's got a busy day. Come on, it'll be over before you know it. Hey-hey! I'm Dr... Tyberg. Can't I wait for my doctor? Your doctor was called away... ..on an emergency. The nurse said he had the flu. That was the emergency. He came down with flu quickly. The sooner we start, the sooner finish. Eh? Come, I show you something very cool. Er, I'm sorry. Doctor-patient privacy in room. You can wait in reception or glass of water... Hey, trust me. I am doctor. (PHONE RINGS) Oh, it's your phone. Yeah. Allo, allo! Frank, I'm here. "You're early." We had fantastic tailwinds. "It put two hours on my vacation." From now on it's the only way I fly, Frank. Tailwinds or nothing. Glad you made it. (PHONE RINGS) Hello. Sorry, Dr Dunletz is not in today. Call back Monday. I'm a little tied up. Do you mind taking a cab? You have the address? "Thank you." I heard the fish here is fantastic. I could make us a bouillabaisse. "Do you like bouillabaisse, Frank?" I gotta go. Frank! Maybe it's better if we wait for his regular doctor to come back. It's very important that he receives his immunisations. I'm sure it is. But a week won't make a difference. Do it now! Keep going, Jack! Argh! Look at me, look at me. Remember my promise? Yes. It's... It's me! Get out! Frank... "(HIGH-PITCHED DRONE)" "(HIGH-PITCHED DRONE)" Shit! "The patient's not cooperating. Prep the vehicle." Hurry! Come on, hurry! Don't worry, everything's gonna be OK. (SIREN) Freeze! Drop your weapon! Get down! Put your guns on the ground! Si? They got away. (SHOUTS) Plan B? (SIGHS) Yes, Plan B. Oh, you made it. Uh-huh. Oh,... what's that? Jack's birthday present. A baseball uniform, cleats, gloves and a bat. Whoo-hoo! It's his favourite sport. It was, last year. (PHONE RINGS) He's on a soccer team now and he's good. You should see him sometime. (PHONE RINGS) He's on a soccer team now and he's good. You should see him sometime. Hello. Mr and Mrs Billings! They're coming! Hide, everyone! Hide! Yes? "Good morning, Mr Driver." Who is this? Look in your rear-view mirror and you see who it is. I know you're thinking, "bullet-proof glass." Tell me, in your experience, which, judging from your performance back at the office, goes way beyond driving children to school, does bullet-proof glass stop a 7.62 armour-piercing round? Why have you stopped the car? Don't bother looking. They're over 300 feet away. Come on, Frank, pick up. "You should not have screwed up my plan." I'll tell you how to set things right. "Someone is going to appear in a few seconds." (TYRES SCREECH) "Let her in." (SIGHS) "(TUTS) Driver..." (BLEEP!) Good boy. Good boy. (SIGHS) Hi. Leave it on. Personally, I hate kids. I don't know what your feelings are, but if you wanna have any, make no moves but those I tell you to make. "You're in her hands." They can be very gentle hands or hands from hell. Trust me on this one. Trust him on this one. Now drive! (SIREN) Make a left. I said left! Listen, we keep doing this your way, they're gonna catch us. Let me do this my way so no one gets hurt. Where's the fun in that? Save it for later. Hey! Not bad. Didn't your mother ever teach you to say thank you? Yeah. She tried and failed miserably. I think we lost them. teach you to say thank you? Yeah. She tried and failed miserably. I think we lost them. Think again. (MACHINE-GUN FIRE) Thought complete. Let's go. (SIREN) What do you mean you can't find him? He's one man in one car! He's a chauffeur for Christ's sakes! Not exactly, sir. There's a possibility he may have been in on it. Impossible. How would you know? He's been here a month. He could have set it up! Oh, and you are such an expert on knowing people(!) His background. He's ex-Special Forces. He headed an elite commando unit for five years. In and out of Lebanon, Syria, Sudan. The man is a hunter. I don't care what his skills are, this is not a war zone, this is an American city! Where's my son? Last stop. All out. You're quite a guy. Another time, another place, and you and me, baby, the pleasure we could have... (Beauty.) Frank. Frank! Frank! Not what you expected when you reported for work this morning, is it, er, Frank, no? Is that what passes for wit in this circle(?) (CHUCKLES) In this circle, wit is not a requirement of the job. Brutality, yes. An ability to inflict pain, absolutely. A certain psychotic moral ignorance, blind obedience, all required. But not wit. How was it? Fine. A new beginning, my love. What's this all about? A timely question. Max. Pardon me. (PHONE RINGS) Hello. Put me on speaker so you don't have to repeat instructions. In two hours, get $5,000,000 ..in non-sequential $100 bills, put them in a waterproof suitcase. Go to the Bayfront Park, personally. There will be a blue Chrysler there. Put the case in the trunk and leave. I can't get that money in two hours. The day you were appointed to your current position, your net worth exceeded $100,000,000, so you won't even feel the bite. How do I know you won't harm my son? (CHUCKLES) Guarantee? I'm not a car dealer. Don't let my grammatically impeccable syntax mislead you. I live in the jungle, and in the jungle, you either eat or be eaten. But in the spirit of doing business, here is the guarantee. 10 minutes past the deadline, if no money arrives, I send a finger. 20 minutes, a hand. 30 minutes, a foot. (SOBS) Sounds like we have a deal? You have a deal. Could we... please speak to our son? Mommy! Mommy! You have two hours, Mr Billings, starting now. (SOBS) Get my son. Alright. Alright. Frank, you promised you wouldn't let anybody hurt me! You promised! Never make promises you can't keep, my friend. I don't. It's one of my rules. Wow... Bravo(!) A man who lives his life by the rules. Well, in my world, rules are meant to be broken. Not mine. This time you have to make an exception. Go. (GUN CLICKS) (GUNSHOT) Prego. Go. Hey, Driver! No, wait. A little distance between us isn't a bad thing. Andiamo! Now. (PHONE RINGS) Hello. It's me. I got something, gentlemen. You sonofabitch! I had nothing to do with this. One scratch on him, a hair out of place! Let me speak to who's in charge. This is US Marshall Stappleton. You have to act fast. There are three boats. Where are you? Get a plane up. They're heading north. Where are you? Tell us! Frank?! Got it! (SIRENS) (PHONE RINGS) Hello. It's me. Get out of the house. I was just putting the madeleines in. Forget the metal ends, just get out. And go where? Go to the beach. Oh, the beach... The famous Miami beach! Oh, my dream! I would love to go to the beach. Maybe not. Freeze! Who the fuck are you?! I'm the cook. Oh, this is a mistake, a terrible mistake. Why we can't all just get along, you know? (SIRENS) (PHONE RINGS) (PHONE RINGS) Hello. It's Frank, don't hang up. "Pretend it's someone else." Hi, Susan. Er, no, I'm just here at home. I didn't do it, Audrey. She had a gun on Jack, I had no choice. Yeah. I saw that. What do you know? It's more than a kidnapping. They asked for a ransom. At the docs they tried to give Jack a shot. When I interrupted them - (SOBS) (SIGHS) Audrey, I promised Jack I wouldn't let anyone hurt him. "I'm not gonna break that promise." OK. I'll call you back. Audrey. Is everything alright? That's a pretty stupid question to ask right now, don't you think?! Alright, so tell me again, Inspector Tarconi, why you didn't immediately identify yourself as a police officer? (SIGHS) I was overwhelmed by the effectiveness of your operation and the sophistication of your recruitment. You know, I work in a small office in a small town. We only have small crimes. I must admit, I was a little insecure. And you and Frank Martin are friends, right? Friends? I wouldn't say exactly a friend. I know him. We have a relationship. A long relationship? Not so long. But they found you cooking in his house! I'm French! So? We don't need to know someone for a long time in order to cook for them. It's how we break the ice. For example, this sandwich and coffee you so graciously offered me, pardon me for saying so, but it's not very good. But what does that have to do with anything? Do you have a kitchen? (SIRENS) Stand back. Stand back. (BEEPING) Don't move. Smith! Drop it. (GUNSHOT) (CRUNCH!) Argh! (SHOUTS) (CRUNCH!) Argh...! Oh, Jesus! You sure this is safe? "Look over your shoulder. We got you covered." As my mother used to say, a meal is only limited by your imagination. Creme brulee and croque monsieur. Cream brulee. Creme brulee. "Cock..." Croque monsieur. Croque monsieur. (PHONE RINGS) Oui? "Where are you?" Cooking. Cooking... Can you talk? Speak of the Devil. My mother! Mom! Er,... do you mind? Thank you. (SPEAKS IN FRENCH) May I ask who you're cooking for? For the US Marshals. Once they found my badge, they were polite. They gave me a sandwich. But you wouldn't believe what passes for food here. "I'm correcting it." They are waiting for my chief to call back and confirm everything. Of course, that may take a while. He's never there. Anything about me? They are very interested about you. They want to know where you are. Where are you? Nowhere for very long. Hold on. Do you have access to a computer? Easier than having access to something decent to eat. Handsome fellow. Who is he? That's what I need to know. "Do they have an ID program?" I'm not so used to this system. Back home there is one computer for ten of us. So, how is it with you, Frank? It's a complicated story. "You are in the shit?" Yeah. In other words, your natural state(!) Ah! "Voila. A Russian biologist with advanced degrees from the State Laboratory for biological warfare. You have an address? Miami. Park West. King Street, number 11. Hey! (SCREAMING) Get out! (SCREAMS) Hey! What are you doing?! Trying to catch a bus. (SCREAMS) What are you doing, Driver? Not so good on the water, eh? OK... OK... Tell me about the doctor's office. What doctor's office? The one where you tried to stick the kid with this. Wanna tell me? No...! Do you know what you have done? Do you know?! Obviously something not conducive to your good health. That was all I needed to know. Have a good life, what's left of it. (SHOUTING) Argh! Outpost to base. "The ransom is still there." Thanks. It still hasn't been picked up. What does that mean? Right now, nothing. What if it's not a kidnapping? I've worked over 15 cases. You think if they don't take the ransom, I'll get my son back? Don't make this any more complicated than it already is. I'm not making it complicated, Jefferson. It's because of your job. What does my job have to do with any of this?! Everything. Don't you understand? Because you became famous, we became targets. No matter what you think, Frank is the one trying to get Jack back. Frank? The chauffeur? You spoke to Frank Martin and didn't tell us? Why the hell are you talking to him? Because he last saw Jack alive! (PHONE RINGS) We found the boy! It shut down. The hard drive blew. Get another one in there. Yes, sir. How long is it gonna take? We're going as fast as we can. He can suffocate in there! Stay calm. It's my son! Audrey! Are you just gonna sit there?! Audrey, they're experts! Everyone is an expert! I've had it! Audrey! Audrey! Audrey! Audrey! Mommy! (ECHOES) Jack! Are you OK? There you go, little boy. Breathe. Come on, breathe. You're the Devil. I wish. Tipov. Shit! Shit! Dimitri! You scared shit in me! Where is Sonovitch? He's in chamber. I need to speak with him now! Sit down! I'm listening to rap music, it's good. "(RAP MUSIC)" (COUGHS) (GAGS / CHOKES) Ragh! (SCREAMS) What was that? I don't know. Shit! What are you doing here? I need antidote. The driver injected me! Where would he get the virus? The one we left in doctor's surgery. Please. I need antidote. I'm sick. Calm down. You're not sick. You have four hours before it's active. You know that, you worked on creating it. Open fridge. I'm telling you - Open fridge! Argh... Please,... open fridge. Open the fridge! Yes. Insurance policy. How many you have? Two doses, for Tipov and myself. Tipov's been cancelled. There is one for me, and I want it now. Come on. Come on! Let's do it! Let's not. Who are you? There is enough for us. You don't need it. You injected me! With water. I'm not sick? You're not sick. Water? Water. Sonofabitch! Good. Our problem is solved. One dose for each of us. It's not for us. Ah, one for you and one for the child. Touching. My patience is about to run out. Argh! Tell me about the virus. OK... What do you want to know? Everything. What is it? It's a recombinant retro-immune double polymorphing effluent. The child will die, anyone he breathes on will die, and then it's over. What? It is designed to go inert after 24 hours. Thanks for the lesson. Now give me the vials. You really want to play superhero, don't you? Well, let's see if you can fly! You OK? I'm OK. There's nothing to worry about. It's just a viral infection combined with the stress of what happened. It will pass in a day or two. I gave him something to help him sleep. Call me if anything arises. Thank you, Doctor. Audrey, all this... Well, it's made me realise what a fool I've been... ..with Jack... and... with you. (COUGHS) Are you OK? Mr Billings, we're running late. I'll be right out. I'd like to come by after the conference and check on Jack... ..and check on you. Good. I'll see you soon. They're here if you need them. Are you alright, ma'am? I'm fine. (PHONE RINGS) Hello. "It's me." Are you OK, Mrs Billings? "Go into your bedroom." Hi, Susan. How are you? I'm alone. Where are you, Frank? Turn around. Frank, you were wrong. It was a kidnapping. Jack is fine. He's been infected with a deadly virus. Now anyone who comes into contact with him will die. What do you mean? Are you telling me my son's gonna die? No, he's not. Once incubated, it becomes airborne. Anyone he breathes on gets infected. Your son was a weapon, the target is his father. Jefferson? But why? Because of the conference. It's the only logical answer. Every drug enforcement agency in one room, your husband breathes, the room dies. No, please. You gotta trust me, Audrey. Can you get to him? What are you gonna do? Find the guy responsible. He has more of this... ..for you and everybody else. For you now. We have a guest. You're burning up. I'm OK. Look, you gotta go. Go. Don't move! (SIRENS) (CHEERING / APPLAUSE) Is the Governor here? Everybody's gonna be here. Delegates from all over the world. (PHONE RINGS) Just a second. Hello? You can't go to the conference. Is everything OK? ..to give him... "(VOICE CRACKLES)" I can't hear you. We both have it. Audrey, I can't hear you. Their plan is to infect everyone. I'll have to call you back. Jefferson. (COUGHS) (SIGHS) (COUGHS) Mr Billings, are you alright? I'm alright. Come on, let's go. Are you sure? Yeah. (PHONE RINGS) Allo. You still a guest of the Government? They gave me five-star accommodation(!) Need my help? Are you near the computer? It's practically my pillow. "So, where do you want to start?" I have nothing. Ah, my favourite type of investigation. Let's see. (SIGHS) Alors... "I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to my delegates." That's right, breathe, my friend, breathe. Tomorrow, once these bastards are out of the way and their corporation agreements are dead and buried, you know what the biggest problem is going to be? What? Counting the money. (CHUCKLES) I can't wait for tomorrow. Aye-aye-aye! "(BEEPING)" (MUTTERS) Ah... Gianni Chellini. "He hires himself out to anyone looking to make trouble." "(BEEPING)" Someone accessed the database on the 15th floor. That's Gonzalez. He's on vacation. He was behind the hostage-taking of the ministers in Geneva. It was a nice piece of work. Give me an address. Miami. East Island. Vatican Drive, number 26900. We've found the car. You're one great cop. Thank you. "And now I'm going back to sleep." Hmm! Maybe not. Hey, man! Move out the way! Move over. What do you...? This is the second time tonight! (MUTTERS) Mommy? Hi, honey. Are you feeling better? A little bit. Try to go back to sleep, OK? (COUGHS) Try to go back to sleep, OK? (COUGHS) Ma'am, are you all right? Jefferson. Jefferson, are you OK? (SIREN) But it's hard to let it go. All right, so, this is Tim. 34-year-old male. RTC. Multi-vehicle... VOICES OVERLAP I think about the car crash a lot. I know he caused it and I reacted the best way possible. But it's hard to let it go. SOMBRE MUSIC When I asked what had happened to him, the doctors said he really wore the impact ` any more and things would've been much worse. They said he was lucky ` lucky I wasn't going any faster. Thank you. SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES It's OK. MUSIC CONTINUES OK, do it. What are you doin'? OK, do it. What are you doin'? You know, last night got me thinking. How do we transport the antidote safely? We need something that won't break, something that can't be stolen, something totally secure. Me. Impressive. Get dressed. Stop him. (TYRES SCREECH) Are these your friends? Not yet. Where'd they go? The garage. I'm out of ammo. Me too. So am I. Where are the reloads? The garage. Check the house! Go! Go! Go! Forget the ammo! What you want me to do? Keep the metre running. Bye! Don't worry, baby. You're safe now, safe. You're so beautiful, you remind me of my yellow poom poom rider. Don't move. Oh, Mr Driver. I'll blow you into tomorrow. But then I'd bleed what you came for all over the floor. You wouldn't want this after you worked so hard to get the antidote. Take a good look, Frank Martin. I'm a cure for what ails you. I'm the only cure for it. I am the antidote. (CHUCKLES) But nice try, I'm impressed. I didn't give you enough credit. Took more than a driver to figure it out. I haven't figured it all out. What are part are you... thick on? You. Why? Oh, that's the easy part. It's simply a business deal. I'm hired to the highest bidder. And in this case, the highest bidder was the Colombian cocaine cartels that wanted these pesky lawmen off their backs. You think killing these politicians is gonna make it easier for them? That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job, like you. Just my pay is better. My hair and my suit too. Oh, Lola. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a plane to catch. Kill him. Ciao, ciao. Don't even blink. What's in this for you? Pleasure... ..in killing you. (DRONING) Hey! We're coming to you live from the Key Biscayne Causeway, where ten police cars are in hot pursuit of a stolen pick-up truck. This is just nuts! Jim, are you getting that? "Another car speeds past the police as if they were standing still." The sonofabitch can drive! Whoo. Yes, he can. We have clearance for takeoff. Sit back, enjoy your flight, and we will be in Colombia before you know it. We have a problem with the landing gear, it won't come up. I'm turning back to land. Can we still fly? Theoretically. Then, land when we get to Colombia. See if you can lift it manually. Sorry for the inconvenience. Sorry, flight's been cancelled. (SIGHS) I'm sorry to inform you that YOU have been cancelled. Have a seat. Relax. Drink something. Let's get to know each other. I think I know everything I need to know. (GUNSHOT) "(BEEPING)" (CHUCKLES) Shit! Five points. What has eyes but no ears, skin but no hair? It's white inside and brown outside. Mom? A worm? Wrong. Dad? A caterpillar. Wrong. A potato. May I help you? I was just leaving. Wrong. A... snake. Wrong. A peanut. Yuk! (LAUGHS) A hotdog. Wrong. Er... (SIREN) That was fast. I didn't want you to miss your plane. That's thoughtful of you. "(REGGAE MUSIC)" Hey, boys! Check it out, man! Whoa...! You won't believe what happened to me last night. Crazy! I have something for ya. I figured since you never got to the beach... Ah, water is water, sand is sand, here, there, it's all the same. "Last call for Flight 069 to Paris." Thanks for an interesting vacation. What more could one ask for? (SNORTS) Au revoir, Frank. Au revoir, my friend. Have a good flight. I doubt it. It's all head winds. I guess we can't have everything we wish for, can we? No, we can't. (PHONE RINGS) (SIGHS) Yeah. "I'm looking for a Transporter."
Subjects
  • Chauffeurs--Drama
  • Kidnapping--Drama
  • Drug enforcement agents--Drama
  • Feature films