Wow! Hmm. Wow! Mmm-hmm. Wow! Yes, Marlin. No,... I see it. It's beautiful! So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were gonna get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? Oh, yeah! A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver? My man delivered. And it wasn't so easy. A lot of other clownfish wanted this place. They did, every single one of them. Mm-hm. You did good. And the neighbourhood is awesome. You did good. And the neighbourhood is awesome. (HUBBUB) (LAUGHTER) So you do like it, don't you? No, no, I do, I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Marlin, I know the Drop Off is desirable, with the great schools and the view, but do we really need so much space? These are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look. They'll wake up, poke their heads out and they see a whale! Right by their bedroom window. Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids. Right by their bedroom window. Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids. Oh, right, right. Ah, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them. You wanna name 'em now? Alright. We'll name this half Marlin Jr and this half Coral Jr. OK, we're done. I like Nemo. Nemo? We'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr. Just think, in a couple of days, we'll be parents! Yeah. What if they don't like me? Marlin! No, really? There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you. What? You remember how we met? Well, I try not to. I remember. Excuse me, Miss. (YELPS) Do I have a hook in my lip? Marlin! Don't! You gotta look closer. Get away! Here he is. Cutie's here! Where did everybody go? (GASPS) (GROWLS) Coral. Get inside the house, Coral. No, no, Coral, don't! They'll be fine. Just get inside. You, right now! (ROARS) No! Ow! (GASPS) Oh! Ooo! (GROANS) (MARLIN GROANS) (PANTS) (GASPS) Coral! Coral? Coral? (GASPS) Coral? (WHIMPERS) Coral? (GASPS) (PANTS) Coral? (SOBS) (GASPS) Oooh! There, there, there. It's OK, Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise I will never let anything happen to you. Nemo. First day of school! Wake up! Wake up! Come on! First day of school! I don't wanna go. Five more minutes. Not you, Dad, me! OK. Get up. Time for school! (GROANS) It's time for school. Oh, boy! Whoa! Nemo! First day of school! (GASPS) Nemo, don't move! (GROANS) You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it. You feel a break? No. Fluid can rush into the area. Any rushing fluids? No. Are you woozy? No. How many stripes? I'm fine. Answer the question! Three. No! See something's wrong with you. I have one... two... three. That's all I have? Oh. You're OK. How's the lucky fin? Lucky. Let's see. (CLEARS THROAT) You sure you want to go to school this year? No problem if you don't. You can wait five or six years. Come on, time for school. Uh-uh, forgot to brush. Oh. Do you want this anemone to sting you? Yes. Brush. (SIGHS / BRUSHES) OK, I'm done. You missed a spot. Where? There. (BOTH LAUGH) And here and here. (LAUGHS) Alright, we're excited. First day of school, here we go. Ready to get some knowledge. What do we have to remember about the ocean? It's not safe. That's my boy. First we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out and back in. And then we go out and back in. And then, one more time, out and back in. If you want to do it four times... Dad! Alright, come on, boy. Maybe while I'm at school I'll see a shark! I doubt that. Have you ever met a shark? No, and I don't plan to. How old are sea turtles? Sea turtles? I don't know. Sandy Plankton from next door, he said that sea turtles... live to be about a hundred years old! If I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, OK? Whoa. Hold on. Wait to cross. Hold my fin. Hold my fin. Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo? Hey, that snail was about to charge. Hmm. I wonder where we're supposed to go? (ALL) Bye, Mom. I'll pick you up after school. (LAUGHS) Come on, guys, stop it! Give it back! Come on, we'll try over there. (ALL LAUGH) Is this where we meet his teacher? Look who's out of the anemone. Yes, shocking, I know. Marty, right? Marlin. Bob. Ted. Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. (CHUCKLES) You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke. (ALL) Yeah. Give us a funny. That's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than other fish. Come on, clowny. Yeah, do something funny. Oh, alright, I know one joke. (CHUCKLES) Erm... There's a mollusc and he walks up to a sea... He doesn't walk up, he swims. Actually, the mollusc isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well, they... I'm mixed up. There was a mollusc and a sea cucumber. None of them are... (LAUGHTER) Sheldon! Get out of Mr Johannsen's yard now! Whoa! Alright, you kids! Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Dad, can I go play, too? Can I? You can go play on the sponge beds. (GASPS) Oh! (CRIES) That's where I would play. (LAUGHTER) What's wrong with his fin? He looks funny. Ow! What did I do?! What did I do?! Be nice. It's his first time at school. He was born with it. It's his lucky fin. Dad! See this tentacle? It's shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't tell, especially when I twirl them like this. I'm H2O intolerant. (SNEEZES) I'm obnoxious. # Oh, let's name the zones # The zones, the zones # Let's name the zones of the open sea # (ALL) Mr Ray! Come on, Nemo! You better stay with me. # There's mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic # All the rest are too deep for you and me to see # Huh. I wonder where my class has gone? (ALL) We're under here! Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. # Knowledge exploring is, oh, so lyrical # When you think thoughts that are empirical # Dad, you can go now. Well, hello. Who's this? I'm Nemo. Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question. OK. You live in what kind of home? An an-nen-mo-ne. An amem-oh-men-nee. OK, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard! He's got a little fin. If he's having trouble swimming, let him take a break for 15 minutes. Dad, it's time for you to go now. Don't worry, we'll stay together. OK, class, optical orbits up front. Remember, we keep our supraesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy. Aw, man! # Oh,... Bye, Nemo. Bye, Dad! Bye, son. Be safe. You're doing well for a first-timer. You can't hold onto 'em for ever. My oldest went out on the Drop Off. They've gotta grow... The Drop Off?! They're going to the Drop Off?! Are you insane?! Why don't we just fry 'em and serve 'em with chips? Hey, Marty, calm down! Don't tell me to be calm, ponyboy. Ponyboy?! For a clownfish, he really isn't that funny. Pity. (ALL LAUGH) # Oh, let's name the species # The species, the species # Let's name the species that live in the sea # There's Porifera, Coelenterata, Hydrozoa, Scyphozoa # Anthozoa, Ctenophora, Bryozoas three # Gastropoda, Arthropoda, Echinoderma # And some fish like you and me Come on, sing with me. # Oh... Just the girls this time. # Oh, seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun # It makes its food from the rays of the sun # OK, the Drop Off. Alright, kids, feel free to explore, but stay close. Stromatolitic cyanobacteria! Gather! (ALL GASP) An entire ecosystem contained in one tiny speck. There are as many protein pairs... Come on, let's go. Come on, sing with me. # There's Porifera, Coelenterata, Hydrozoa, Scyphozoa... # (PANTS) Guys, wait up! Whoa! Cool! Saved your life! Aw, you guys made me ink. (BOTH LAUGH) What's that? I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called... He said it was called a butt. Whoa! Wow! That's a pretty big butt. Look at me! I'm gonna go touch the butt! Whoa! (ALL LAUGH) Oh, yeah? Let's see you get closer. OK. Beat that. Come on, Nemo. How far can you go? Oh, my dad says it's not safe. Nemo! No! Dad? You were about to swim into open water! I wasn't. Good thing I was here. If I hadn't shown up... He wasn't gonna go. He was too afraid. No, I wasn't. This does not concern you, kids. You're lucky I don't tell your parents. You know you can't swim well! I can swim fine, Dad, OK? No, it's not OK. You shouldn't be near here. I was right. We'll start school in a year or two. No, Dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean - You're not ready. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo! I hate you. # There's... Nothing to see. Gather over there. Anything I can do? I am a scientist. Is there a problem? I didn't mean to interrupt. He isn't a good swimmer. I just think it's too soon for him to be out unsupervised. I can assure you, he's safe with me. I'm sure he is, but you have a large class and he can get lost from sight if you're not looking. Not that you're not looking. Gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea! (GASPS) Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You'll get stuck out there and I'll have to get you before another fish does! Get back here! I said, get back here, now! Stop! You take one more move, mister... Don't you dare! If you put one fin on that boat... Are you listening to me? Don't touch the bo... Nemo! He touched the butt! You just paddle your little tail back here, Nemo! That's right! You are in big trouble, young man. Do you hear me? Big... Big... (CHILDREN SCREAM) (GASPS / SCREAMS) Daddy! Help me! I'm coming, Nemo! (GASPS) (SCREAMS) Get under me, kids! Oh, no! Dad! Daddy! (GASPS / PANTS) Ooh! Nemo! (GASPS) (GROANS) Nemo! Nemo! No! (PANTS) Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! (PANTS) No! Argh! (GROANS / PANTS) Nemo! Nemo! (WHIMPERS) Whoa! Hold on! (MARLIN PANTS) Oh, no! No! No, it's gone! It's gone! No, no, it can't be gone! No! No! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! (INHALES DEEPLY) Nemo! Nemo! No! No! Please, no! No! No! (PANTS) (GASPS) Has anybody seen a boat? Please! A white boat? They took my son! My son! Help me! Please! Look out! Whaa! Oh! Ough! (GROANS) Oh. Sorry, I didn't see you. (GROANS) Sir, are you OK? He's gone. There, there. No, he's gone! It's alright. It'll be OK. No, no, they took him away. I got to find the boat! A boat? I've seen a boat. You have?! It passed by not too long ago. A white one? Hi, I'm Dory. Where? Which way? Ooh, ooh, ooh, it went... this way. It went this way. Follow me. Thank you! Thank you so much! No problem. (GASPS) (PANTS) Hey! Wait! (PANTS) Will you quit it? What? I'm trying to swim. Ocean not big enough for you? Huh?! You got a problem, buddy? Do ya? Do ya? You want a piece of me? Yeah? Ooh, I'm scared now. Whaa! Wait a minute. Stop following me, OK? What? You're showing me which way the boat went. A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went, erm,... this way. It went this way. Follow me. Wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going. I did? Oh, no. If this is some joke, it's not funny! And I know funny. I'm a clownfish! No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss. Short-term memory loss? I don't believe this. It's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least I think it does. Erm,... hmm. Where are they? Can I help you? Something's wrong with you. Really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son. (GASPS) Hello. (GASPS) Well, hi! Name's Bruce. (GASPS) It's alright, I understand. Why trust a shark, right? (GASPS) (CACKLES) So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh? Nothing. We're not even out. Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having? You mean, like a party? Yeah, right, a party. (LAUGHS) What do you say? I love parties! That sounds like fun. Yeah, fun. It's tempting. But we can't, cos... Oh, come on, I insist. Oh, OK. That's all that matters. Hey, look, balloons. It is a party. (LAUGHS) Mind your distance, though. Those "balloons" can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop. (GASPS) (WHIMPERS) Anchor! Chum! There you are, Bruce. Finally. We got company. Well, it's about time, mate. We ate the snacks and I'm still starving! We almost had a feeding frenzy. Come on, let's get this over with. (BELL DINGS) Right, then, the meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge. (ALL) I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. Except stinking dolphins! Yeah! They think they're so cute! "Look at me, I'm a flipping dolphin. Ain't I something." Right, then, today's meeting is "Step Five" Bring a Fish Friend". Do you all have your friends? Got mine. (WHIMPERS) Hey, there. How about you, Chum? Oh. Well, I, erm,... seem to have misplaced my... friend. (GASPS) That's alright. I knew this would be a difficult step. Help yourself to one of mine. Thanks. A little chum for Chum, eh? I'll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Bruce. (BOTH) Hello, Bruce. It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honour, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. You're an inspiration to all of us. Amen. Ough! Ough! Ough! Right, then, who's next? Pick me! Pick me! The little sheila down the front. Whoo! Come on up here. Hi, I'm Dory. (ALL) Hello, Dory. And, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Hey, that's incredible! Good on ya, mate! (SIGHS) I'm glad I got that off my chest. Alright, anyone else? Hello. How about you? What's your problem? Me? I don't have a problem. Oh, OK. (ALL) Denial. Urgh! Just start with ya name. OK. Er,... hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish. A clownfish! Really? Go on, tell us a joke. Oh, I love jokes. Well, I actually do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusc and he walks up to a sea cucumber... Normally sea cucumbers don't talk, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusc says to the cucumber... Daddy! Nemo! Nemo. (LAUGHS) Nemo. I don't get it. For a clownfish, he's not funny. No, no, no, he's my son. He was taken by these divers. (GASPS) Oh, my! You poor fish. Humans! Think they own everything. Probably American. Now, there is a father! (SOBS) Looking for his little boy! Agh! What do these marks mean? (WAILS) I never knew my father! Come here. Group hug. We're all mates. I can't read! We gotta find a fish who can. Hey, look, sharks. No, no, Dory! Guys? Guys? No, Dory! That's mine. Give it back. Cut it out! Gimme! Ow! I'm sorry. Are you OK? Ow. I'm so sorry. You really caught me. Am I bleeding? Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. Dory, are you...? (INHALES) Oh! Ooo! That's good. (BOTH) Intervention! Just a bite! You hold it together, mate! Remember, fish are friends, not food. Food! Dory, look out! (YELPS) I'm having fish tonight! Remember the steps, mate! Agh! (BOTH YELP) Just one bite! (BOTH SCREAM) (GROWLS) There's no way out! There's gotta be a way to escape! Who is it? Dory, help me find a way out! You'll have to come back later, we're trying to escape. There's no way out! There's gotta be a way out! Here's something. "Es-ca-pe". Wonder what that means. It's spelt just like "escape". Let's go! (YELPS) Here's... Brucie! Wait a minute. You can read?! I can read? That's right, I can read! Then, here, read this now! (ROARS) He doesn't mean it! He never knew his father! (ROARS) Oh, no! It's blocked! No, Bruce! Focus! Sorry about... Bruce, mate! He's really... a nice guy! I need to get that mask! You want that mask? OK. No, no, no! Nooooooooo! Whoo! Quick, grab the mask! Grab it! Oh no! Bruce... What? (GASPS) Swim away! Swim away! Oh, is the party over? (POP!) Nice. (WHIMPERS) Dad! Daddy? (WHIMPERS / GASPS) (YELPS / GROANS) (WHIMPERS / GROANS) (WHIMPERS, PANTS) Barbara? (GASPS) Prep for his anterior crown. And I'll need more cotton rolls. OK. (WHIMPERS) Hello, little fella. (GASPS) (LAUGHS) Beauty, isn't he? I found him struggling for life out on the reef and I saved him. So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet? (MUMBLES) (GASPS) Bubbles! (GIBBERS) My bubbles. He likes bubbles. (GASPS) No! No! (WHIMPERS) (MUTTERING) (WHIMPERS) Bonjour. (SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about. Oh, he's scared to death. I want to go home. Do you know where my dad is? Honey, he's probably back at the pet store. Pet store? Yeah. Like I'm from Bob's Fish Mart. Pet Palace. Fisharama. Mail order. eBay. So which one is it? I'm from... the ocean. Ah, the ocean. The ocean! Ahhhh! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques! Oui. Clean him! Oui. Ocean! Ooh, la mer. Bon. Voila! He is clean. Wow! The big blue. What's it like? Erm,... big and blue. I knew it. If you need anything, just ask Auntie Deb. That's me. Or, if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo. Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything she says, she's nuts! (MUFFLED) We got a live one! Can't hear you, Peach. I said, we got a live one. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! What've we got? Root canal. It's not gonna be pretty. (DRILL WHIRS) Argh! Clamp installed? Yep. What did he use to open? Glidden drill. He favours that lately. Oh! I can't see, Flo! (MUMBLES / YELPS) The Schilder technique. Using a Hedstrom file. That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-Flex. A teardrop cross section, clearly a Hedstrom. No, K-Flex. Hedstrom. K-Flex! Hedstrom! There I go. A little help over here. (SIGHS) I'll go deflate him. (AIR WHOOSHES) Alright, go ahead and rinse. Oh! The human mouth is a disgusting place! Oh! Hey, Nigel. What did I miss? Root canal. It's a doozy. What'd he use to open? Glidden drill. He favours that. Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the secondary terminus. Hello. Who's this? New guy. (LAUGHS) The dentist took him off the reef. An outie! From my neck of the woods. Sorry if I took a snap at ya. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. Hey! No! Those aren't your fish, they're my fish. Go on, shoo! Shoo! Ah, the picture broke. This here's Darla, my niece. Gonna be eight this week. Hey, little fella, say hello to your new mummy. She'll be here Friday to pick you up. You're her present. Shhh. It's our little secret. Well, Mr Tucker, while that sets, I'm gonna see a man about a wallaby. Uh-oh. Darla! What? What's wrong with her? She wouldn't stop shaking the bag. Poor Chuckles. (SOBS) He was her present last year! Hitched a ride on the porcelain express. (TOILET FLUSHES) She's a fish killer! (WHIMPERS) I can't go with that girl! I have to get back to my dad! Argh! Daddy! Help me! He's stuck! (ALL GASP) Nobody touch him. Nobody touch him. (NEMO GROANS) Can you help me? No. You got yourself in, get yourself out. Gill. I just want to see him do it, OK? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail. I can't! I have a bad fin. It never stopped me. (GASPS) Just think about what you need to do. (GROANS) Come on. (GROANS) Perfect. You did it! Good squirming. (LAUGHS) Wow. From the ocean. Just like you, Gill. Yeah. (LAUGHS) I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about? I'm thinking... tonight we give the kid a proper reception. So, kid, you got a name or what? Nemo. I'm Nemo. (WEAKLY) Nemo. Nemo... (SNORES SOFTLY) (MUTTERING / SNORING) (MUMBLES) You gonna eat that? (SNORES) (METAL CREAKS) (SNORES) Careful of that hammer. Huh?! (GASPS) No! Oh! What does it say?! Dory! Sea monkey has my money. Wake up! Get up! Come on! Get up! Come on! Yes, I'm a natural blue. Get up! Dory! (WHIMPERS) (RUMBLING) (BOTH SCREAM) (BOTH SCREAM) Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! (BOTH SPLUTTER) Wow! Dusty. (GASPS) The mask! Where's the mask? (BUBBLING) No, the mask! Get it! Get the mask! Get it! (PANTS) (HUMS) Whoo-hoo! (HUMS) It just keeps going on, doesn't it? Echo. Echo. (HUMS) What you doing? It's gone! I've lost the mask! Did you drop it? You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son. Now it's gone! Hey, Mr Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you do? I don't want to know. # Just keep swimming # Just keep swimming, # Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming # What do we do? # We swim, swim Dory, no singing. # Oh, ho-ho-ho, I love to swim... Dory. # When you want to swim... # I'm gonna get stuck with that song! Now it's in my head! Sorry. Do you see anything? (SCREAMS) Something's got me! That was me. (GASPS) Who's that? Who could it be? It's me! Are... are you my conscience? Yeah, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you? Can't complain. Good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me, do you see anything? I see a... I see a light. A light? Yeah. Over there. Hey, Conscience, am I dead? No, I see it, too. What is it? It's so... pretty. I... I'm feeling happy. Which is a big deal. For me. I want to touch it. (BOTH) Oh. Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna swim with you. I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna be your best friend. Good feeling's gone. (GROWLS) (BOTH SCREAM) I can't see! I don't know where I'm going! (YELLS) The mask! What mask? (YELLS) (GROWLS) OK, I can't see a thing. (SCREECHES) Oh, gee! Hey, look, a mask! Read it! (ROARS) Could you bring it a little closer? I kinda need the light. That's great. Keep it right there. Just read it! OK, OK! Mr Bossy. Er... "P". OK, P. "Sherrrrr... P... P Shirley." P Shirley. (ROARS) Oh. The first line's, "P Sherman". "P Sherman" doesn't make any sense! OK, second line. "42." Don't eat me! (SCREAMS) Argh! (ROARS) The second line's, "42 Wallaby Way". Great. Just finish. Speed read! Syd... No pressure. A lot of pressure! Guess now! With pressure! "Sydney." Duck! (ROARS) Agh! (GASPING) I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. (GROWLS) (ROARS) (LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo! (SINGS) We did it! # We did it! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! # No eating here tonight! Whoo! (BOTH) # Eating here tonight! # No eating here tonight! Dory! # You on a diet! # Dory! What did it say? What did the mask say? "P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." (GASPS) I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! Wait. Where is that? I don't know. But who cares? I remembered! (ROARS) (BOTH SCREAM) P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again! 1 Psst! Nemo! (MOANS SOFTLY) Nemo...? (MOANS) Huh? Suivez-moi. Follow me. (DISTANT CHANTING) (CHANTING ESCALATES) (CHANTING STOPS) State your name. N-N-Nemo? Brother Bloat, proceed. Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been called to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood. Huh? We want you in our club, kid. Really? If you are able to swim through... ..the Ring of Fire! Turn on the Ring of Fire. You said you could do it. The Ring of Fire! (ALL CHANT) Bubbles! Bubbles! Ooh! (ALL CHANT) Isn't there another way? He's just a boy! (WAILING) (CHANT INTENSIFIES) (WAILING AND CHANTING STOPS) From this moment on, you will now be known as... Sharkbait. (ALL) Sharkbait! (ALL CHANT) Welcome, Brother Sharkbait. (ALL) Sharkbait! Enough with the Sharkbait. Sharkbait! Oohh... Bop-a-doo. Sharkbait's one of us, agreed? (ALL) Agreed. We can't send him to his death. Darla's coming in five days, so what are we gonna do? I'll tell you. We'll get him out of here. We're gonna help him escape. Escape? Really? We all gonna escape. Gill, not another escape plan. Sorry, but they just never work. Why should this be different? Cos we've got him. Me? You see that filter? Yeah. You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. We need you to take a pebble inside there and jam the gears. Do that, and this tank will get filthier by the minute. Soon, the dentist will have to clean the tank. When he does, he'll take us out and put us in individual baggies. We'll roll ourselves down the counter, out the window, off the awning, across the street and into the harbour! It's foolproof! Who's with me? I! I! I! I! I think you're nuts! (SIGHS) No offence, kid, but you're not the best swimmer. He's fine. He can do this. So, Sharkbait, whaddaya think? Let's do it. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I'll tell you that's where I'm going. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I didn't hear you. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi. Do you know how to get...? Hello! W-W-Wait. Wait. Can you tell me...? Hey! Hold it! I'm trying to talk to ya! OK, fellas, come back here, please! One quick question. I need to... And they're gone again. (SIGHS) P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over? I don't get tired... Alright, here's the thing. Uh-huh. I think it's best if I just... ..if I carry on from here by... by myself. OK. Alone. Uh-huh. Without,... well, not without you, but I just don't want you... with me. Huh? I don't want to hurt your feelings. You want me to leave? Not... Yes. Yeah. It's just, I just can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that cause delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. Delay fish. You mean,... you don't like me? No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't wanna be with you. It's a complicated... emotion. (SOBS) Oh, don't cry. I like you. Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you? I don't remember. Were you? No, no, no, no, no. We're just... Do you guys know how I can - Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you. Hey, you like impressions? Mmm-hmm. OK, just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. What are we? Guess. I've seen one of those. I'm a fish with a nose like a sword. Wait. Wait. It's a swordfish! Hey, clown boy, let the lady guess. Where's the butter? It's on the tip of my tongue. (SNEEZES) Lobster! Saw that! What? Lots of legs, live in the ocean. Clam! Close enough. # Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad # Oh, they're good. Somebody give me directions! "Somebody give me directions!" (ALL LAUGH) I'm serious! Blah, blah, blah. Me, me, blah! Blah, blah, blah. Me, me, me. Thank you. Oh, dear. Hey! Hey, come back! Hey, what's the matter? What's the matter? While they do their impressions, I am miles from home with a fish who can't remember her own name! That's frustrating. While my son is out there. Chico? Nemo. Right. But it doesn't matter, cos no fish in this ocean will help me. Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Guys? Is he bothering you again? No. He's a good guy. Go easy on him, he's lost his son, Fabio. You heard of P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? Sydney? Oh, sure. Ted here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted? Sure do. Oh. Hey! They know Sydney! (GASPS) Would you know how to get there? Follow the EAC, that's the East Australian Current. Big current, you can't miss it. It's in... that direction. You gotta follow that for about... What do you guys think? About three leagues? That'll put you right past Sydney. (ALL) Ta-da! Great! That's great! Dory, you did it! Oh, please. I'm just your little helper, helping along. Fellas, thank you. Don't mention it! Just loosen up, OK, buddy? You guys really nailed him. Bye. Ma'am, one more thing. Yes? When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it. Trench. Through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait up, partner! Hold on! Hey! Wait! Wait! I gotta tell you something! Whoa! Nice trench! Hello! (ECHOES) Let's go. No, bad trench. Bad trench! We'll swim over this thing. Whoa, partner. Red flag going up. Something's telling me, we should swim through it, not over it. Are you looking? It's got death written all over it! I really think we should swim through. I'm done talking about this. Over we go. Come on, trust me on this. Trust you? Yes. Trust. It's what friends do. Look! Something shiny! Where? It swam over the trench. Follow it. OK. Boy! It sure is clear up here. Exactly. And look at that. There's the current. We should be there in no time. Hey, little guy. You wanted to go through. I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here. Come here, little Squishy. (BABY TALKS) Ow! Dory! That's a jellyfish! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Get away! Let me see that. Don't touch it. I won't. I just want to look. Hey, how come it didn't sting you? It did. It's just... Hold still. I live in this anemone and I'm used to stings. Come here. Ow! Ow! Ow! It's doesn't look bad. You'll be fine. But now we know... ..we don't touch these again. Be thankful it was just a little one. (GASPS) (BOTH SCREAM) Don't move! This is bad, Dory. Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing! (GASPS) Dory! Boing! You can't catch me! Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will... not sting you! Boing! The tops don't sting! Two in a row! Beat that! Dory! I have an idea, a game. A game? A game. A game? Yes. I love games! Pick me! Here's the game. Whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish wins. OK. Rules. You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops. Something about tentacles. Go! No. Wait! Not something about them, it's all about them! Wait! Dory! Gotta go faster if you want to win! Dory! Boing! Boing! Boing! (LAUGHS) Wait a minute! Whaaa! Dory! Wheeeeee! We're cheating death now. That's what we're doing. We're having fun. I can do this. Just be careful. Careful you don't cry when I win. Oh, I don't think so! (LAUGHS) (DORY LAUGHS) (MARLIN PANTS) Give it up, old man. I was built for speed! The question is, are you hungry? Hungry? Yeah. Cos you're about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left. Right there! The clownfish is the winner! Wha-hoo! We did it! Look at us! Dory? Oh no! Dory! Dory! Dory! (GASPS) Dory! (GASPS) (TENTACLE CRACKLES) Argh! Argh! (GASPS) (WEAKLY) Am I disqualified? No, you're doing fine. You're winning. But you gotta stay awake. Where does P Sherman live? P Sherman, Wallaby Way, Sydney. (GASPS) That's it! Ow! Wallaby Way. Oh! Stay awake! Stay awake! Sydney. Oh! Stay awake! Stay... awaaaaaaaake! Awake. (WEAKLY) P Sherman. Awake. 42 Wallaby Way. Awake. 1 (GULLS SCREECH) You miss your dad, don't you? Yeah. You're lucky to have someone out there who's looking for ya. He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean. Peach, any movement? He's had four cups of coffee. It's gotta be soon. Keep on him. My first escape, I landed on dental tools. I was aiming for the toilet. The toilet? I was aiming for the toilet. The toilet? All drains lead to the ocean, kid. Wow! How many times have you tried to get out? Ah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you. Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Potty break! He's grabbed Reader's Digest. We have 4.2 minutes. That's your cue, Sharkbait! You can do it, kid. We gotta be quick. Swim to the bottom of the chamber, I'll talk you through the rest. OK. Go on. It'll be a piece of kelp. (INHALES DEEPLY) (GROANS) Nicely done. Can you hear me? Yeah. Here comes the pebble. Now, do you see a small opening? Uh-huh. OK. Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning. Urgh! Careful, Sharkbait. I can't do it! This isn't a good idea. He'll be fine. Try again. OK. That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady. I got it! I got it! (SIGHS) He did it! Phew! That's great, kid. Now swim up the tube and out. (GROANS) (METAL CLANGS) (METAL BUCKLES) No! No! Gill! Gill! Sharkbait! Get him out of there! What do we do? Oh, no! Stay calm, kid! Don't panic! Help me! Sharkbait! Grab hold of this! No! No! Feed me more! That's it! Come on, Sharkbait. Grab it! (MUFFLED) I got it! Pull! (ALL PANT) Gill, don't make him go back in there. No,... we're done. (WHIMPERS) Dude? (MOANS SOFTLY) Dude? Focus, dude. Dude? (GROANS) He lives! Hey, dude! (GROANS) What happened? I saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, "Whoo!" Then we were like, "Whoooa!" Then you were like, "Whooooa." What are you talking about? You, mini man. Taking on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues. (CHUCKLES) Awesome. (GROANS) Oh, my stomach. Ough! No hurling on the shell, OK? Just waxed it. (SIGHS) So, Mr Turtle... Whoa, dude. Mr Turtle is my father. The name's Crush. Crush? Really? OK, Crush, listen, I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC? (LAUGHS) Ohhh, dude... You're riding it, dude! Check it out! OK, grab shell, dude. Grab whaaaaaaat?! (SCREAMS) Aaaarrrgghhh! Argh! Whoa! Whoa! Hoo-ho! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah! Argh! So,.... (SIGHS) what brings you on this fine day to the EAC? Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney. (GASPS) Dory! Dory! Is she alright? Huh? Oh, Little Blue. She is sub-level, dude. Dory! Dory! Dory! (MOANS SOFTLY) Oh, Dory. (MUMBLES) I'm... I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. It's my fault. 29! 30! Ready or not, here I come! (GASPS) There you are! (ALL) Whaaa! Catch me if you can! (LAUGHS) Huh? (ALL CHATTER) (HUBBUB) (LAUGHS) Up you go! (GIGGLES) (ALL) Whoo! Whoo hoo! (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Whee! Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Oh, my goodness! Whoa. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo. Whoo! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did? You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me some fin. Noggin. (BOTH) Dude! Oh, intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman. Jellies? Sweet! Totally. I must have done something you all liked, "dudes". You rock, dude! Ow! Curl away, my son! It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-ca-choo, their way back to the big ol' blue. All by themselves? Yah! But, dude, how do you know when they're ready? You never really know, but when they know, you'll know. You know? (LAUGHTER) Hey! Look, everybody. I know that dude. It's the Jellyman. (LAUGHS) Well, go on, jump on him. (ALL) Turtle pile! W-W-Wait, kids! Are you funny? Where's your shell? I need to breathe. Did you cross the jellyfish forest? Did they sting? One at a time! Mr Fish, did you die? Sorry, I was vague on the details. So where are you going? Well, you see, my son was taken. My son was taken away from me. (ALL GASP) No way! What happened? No, no, kids, I don't want to talk about it. (ALL) Oh! Please? Come on. Please? (SIGHS) Well, OK. I live on this reef a long, long way from here. Oh, boy! This is gonna be good. And my son, Nemo... You see, he was mad at me. Maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been so tough on him. I don't know. Anyway, he swam out to this boat and divers appeared. I tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast. So we swam out in the ocean... He couldn't stop 'em. And then Nemo's dad swims out to the ocean. They bump into... Three ferocious sharks! He scares them away by blowing 'em up! That's amazing! Then dives thousands of feet.... ..straight down into the dark. You can't see a thing. How's it going? The only thing they can see... ..is a light from this creature with razor teeth! Nice parry. Then he has to blast his way... So these two fish... are searching the ocean for days... on the EAC. Which means he may be on his way right now. That'll put him in Sydney in days! This guy's gonna stop at nothing till he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it. That's one dedicated father. (BIRDS TWITTER) (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Would you just shut up?! You're rats with wings! He's looking for his boy, Nemo. Nemo? He was taken by divers... There, take it! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Say that again. What did you just say about Nemo? (ALL) Mine! Mine! Wargh! Hi-yah! Mine? I heard he's heading to the harbour. Ho-ho! Brilliant! (SIGHS) Is he doing OK? I don't know, but whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R... That's OK, I know who you're talking about. Gill? Gill? Hey, Sharkbait. I'm sorry I couldn't stop... No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid. (PANTS) All right. Hey! Hey! Hey! What the...?! Argh! Well, that's one way to pull a tooth. (LAUGHS) (MOANS) Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister? Hey! Psst! Nigel, you just missed an extraction. Has he loosened the periodontal ligament? What am I talking about? Where's Nemo? I gotta speak with him. What is it? Your dad's fought the ocean looking for you. My father? Really? (ALL) Really? Yeah. He's travelled hundreds of miles. He's battled sharks and jellyfish. Sharks? That can't be him. Are you sure? What was his name? Tuna? Trout? Marlin? Marlin! The clownfish from the reef. It's my dad! He took on a shark! I heard he took on three. (ALL) Three?! Three sharks? That's 4,800 teeth! After you were taken by Diver Dan, your dad followed the boat like a maniac. Really? He swimming, giving it all he's got, then three huge sharks capture him, he blows 'em up, and then dives and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon it a rock and for a reward gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest. Now he's riding on the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way, right now, to Sydney! Wow! What a good daddy. He was looking for you after all. (GASPS) He's swimming to the filter! Sharkbait! Not again! Sharkbait! No! Your whole life's ahead of you! We'll help you, kid! Give me that thing! (ALL GROAN) Get him out of there! Come on, kid, grab the end! (CLANG!) (ALL GASP) Sharkbait! Sharkbait! Are you OK? Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Nemo! Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. (ALL GASP) Sharkbait, you did it! Sharkbait, you're... covered with germs! (SCREAMS) (ALL LAUGH) That took guts, kid. Alright, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. The tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along. Jacques? Oui? No cleaning. I shall resist. Everybody, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it. Good work. (LAUGHS) Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man! Where? I don't see it! Right there! I see it! I see it! The swirling vortex of terror?! That's it, dude. Of course it is(!) OK, first, find your exit-buddy. Do you have your exit-buddy? Yes. Squirt here will give you a rundown of proper exiting technique. Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall! There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember, rip it, roll it, and punch it! It's like he's trying to speak to me! I know it! You're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again. OK, Jellyman, go, go, go, go, go! Whee! Whaaa! Wagh! Wagh! Whoa! Whoa! Whooooa! Whoo hoo! Yahoo! Whoa! Whoo! Whoa! (BOTH LAUGH) Whoo! That was... fun! (LAUGHS) I actually enjoyed that. Hey, look. Turtles! (CRUSH LAUGHS) Most excellent! Now turn your fishy tails round and swim straight on through to Sydney! No worries, man! No worries! Thank you, Dude Crush! (ALL) Bye. Bye, Jellyman! Tell your little dude I said hi, OK? See ya later, dudes! (DORY) Bye, everyone! Oh, Nemo would have loved this. Ooo! Hey, Crush. Crush, I forgot! How old are you? 150, dude, and still young! Rock on... 150. 150. I gotta remember that. Whoa! Are we going in there? Yep. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? Yep. We're gonna just swim straight. # Just keep swimming, just keep swimming Dory! (HUMS) Boy, this is taking a while. Hey, how about we play a game? OK. OK. I'm thinking of something, um,... orange. And it's small. It's me. Right. OK. It's like orange and, er,... small. It's me. Alrighty, Mr Smarty Pants. And it's orange and small, and white stripes. Me. And the next one, just a guess, me. OK, that's just scary. Wait. I've seen this speck before. That means we've passed it before, that means we're not going straight. Hey. We gotta get to the surface... Whoa! Whoa! Follow me! Hey! What? Relax. Take a deep breath. (INHALES DEEPLY) (BOTH EXHALE / SIGH) Now, let's ask somebody for directions. Fine. Ask the speck(!) There's nobody here! There has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two in here. Let's see. OK, no-one there. Um, no. Nada. (GASPS) There's somebody. Excuse me! Dory! Dory! Dory! Something dark and mysterious, it's a fish we don't know. It could ingest us and spit out our bones! What is it with men and asking for directions? Don't play the gender card now. Let's play the "let's not die" card. You want out of here? Of course. Well, we have to give it a shot and hope for the best. Hmm? You don't fully understand. Come on! Trust me on this. (SIGHS) Alright. Excuse me? Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude, say hi. H-H-Hello. His son, Bingo... Nemo. Nemo was taken to, um... Sydney. Sydney. And it's really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on. Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella. (WHALE SONG) Oh, oh, big fella. Whale. OK. Maybe he only speaks whale. (MIMICS WHALE SONG) We need... Dory. ..to find his son. What are you doing? Dory, are you sure you speak whale? Can you give us... Heaven knows what you're saying! ..directions? See, he's swimming away. Come back. He's not. You offended him! Maybe a different dialect. (MIMICS DEEPER) Dory. This is not whale. You're speaking, like, "upset stomach". Maybe I should try humpback. No, don't. (ROARS) Alright, you actually sound sick. Maybe louder. Huh? (ROARS) Don't! Too much orca. Did it sound orca-ish? It sounds like nothing I've ever heard! Oooooooooooh! (SIGHS) Just as well, he might be hungry. Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill. (ALL) Swim away! Oh, look, krill! (GASPS) Move, Dory! Move! (SCREAMS) Look at that! Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy! And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning. I am ashamed. Hey, look, scum angel. (WHIMPERS) (SCREAMS) Bubbles! I love the bubbles! (SPLUTTERS) Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? Flo? Nine o'clock. And... cue dentist. (BELL RINGS) Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late. OK, here we go. Here we go. OK. Little Davey Reynolds! (PEACH) OK. Walks to the counter. Bloat! That's disgusting! Tastes pretty good to me. (BELCHES) Ew! People, we're swimming in our own...! Shhh. Here he comes! 'What the...?' Agh! Crikey! What a state! Ah! Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow? Ten o'clock, love. Leave it open. I'll clean the tank before Darla gets here. (CHUCKLES) Did you hear that, Sharkbait? Yeah! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna clean the tank! We're gonna be clean! Are you ready to see your dad, kid? Uh-huh. Of course you are. You know, I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbour, waiting for you right now. Yeah. (DISTANT GROANING) (PANTS) (PANTS) Arrrrrgh! (GROANS / PANTS) (LAUGHS) (GROANS) Whoo! Aaaaaargh! Here comes a big one. (GROANS) Oooh! Come on, you got to try this! Would you just stop it?! Why? What's wrong? We're in a whale! Don't you get it? A whale? A whale! Cos you had to ask for help! Now we're stuck! Wow! A whale! You know, I speak whale. No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him... ..how old... sea turtles are! (SOBS) (SIGHS) Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey. Are you OK? (PANTS) There, there. It's all right. It'll be OK. No. No, it won't. Sure it will. You'll see. No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him. Oh. That's a funny thing to promise. What? Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo. (SIGHS) (RUMBLING) Hmm. What's going on? Don't know. I'll ask him. (MIMICS WHALE SONG) Dory... Wha-a-a-a-t's... Dory? ...going... Dory? ...on? (WHALE ROARS) I think he said we've stopped. Of course we've stopped! Stop trying to speak whale. You'll make things worse. (GASPS) What is that noise? (RUMBLING) Oh no! Look what you did. The water's going down! It's going down! Really? Are you sure about that? Already it's half empty! Hmm. I'd say it's half full. Stop that! It's half empty! (WHALE ROARS) OK. That one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a root-beer float. Of course he wants us to go there, that's eating us! How do I taste, Moby? Huh? Do I taste good? Tell him I won't be lunch! OK. He's... Stop talking to him! Urgh! (BOTH SCREAM) What is going on?! I'll check! Wha-a-a-a-t...? No! No more whale! You can't speak whale! Yes, I can! No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo! (WHALE ROARS) OK. Dory! (GROANS) He says it's time to let go! (GROANS) Everything's gonna be all right! How do you know? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen? I don't. (PANTS) (WHALE ROARS) (BOTH SCREAM) (BOTH SCREAM) (LAUGHS) We're alive! Look! Syd-ney. Sydney! Ah, Sydney! Sydney again! (OPERATIC CHORUS) You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son! (MIMICS WHALE SONG) Thank... you,... sir! Wow! I wish I could speak whale. All we do is find the boat that took him. Right! Come on, Dory! We can do this! (BIRDS TWITTER) (YAWNS) Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank's clean and we're getting out` (GASPS) The tank is clean! The tank is clean! But how? Boss must have installed it while we were sleeping. What are we gonna do? What's it say, Peach? (MUFFLED) I can't hear ya, Peach. "Aquascum 2003's a self-cleaning, maintenance-free, salt-water purifier that is guaranteed to extend the life of your aquarium fish." Stop! "The Aquascum is programmed to scan your tank every five minutes." Scan? What does that mean? (YELPS) Temperature 82 degrees, pH balance normal. (ALL) Ooooo! Nice. (WHIMPERS) Curse you, Aquascum! The escape plan's ruined. Then, what are we gonna do about... (ALL GASP) Darla! (WHIMPERS) Stay down, kid! False alarm. My nerves can't take much more. What'll we do when that brat gets here? I'm thinking. (WHIMPERS) Gill! Nemo! Help me! Hold on! I'm coming! Help me! Swim down! Swim down! Come on! Everybody jump in! Swim down! That's it! What the...?! (ALL CHEER) Good work! Gill! Nemo! Sharkbait! (WHIMPERS) Roll, kid! Come on, kid! Just lean! (GROANS) Whoops. That would have been a nasty fall. Gill! Don't let me go belly up! Just calm down, Nemo. You won't go belly up, I promise. You'll be OK. (PSYCHO MUSIC) (ALL GASP) Darla! (GULLS SCREECH) (BELL CHIMES) Do any of these boats look familiar to you? No, but the boat's here somewhere. Come on, we're gonna find it. (YAWNS) I'm totally excited. Are you excited? Dory, wake up. Come on. (GASPS) Duck! That's not a duck, it's a pelican! (GASPS) (BOTH SCREAM) (BOTH SCREAM) No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast! (GAGS / GROANS) (WHIMPERS) Hey, hey, Nigel. Would you look at that? W-W-What? Sun's barely up and already Gerald's had more than he can handle. Yeah. Somebody ought to help the poor guy. (ALL) Yeah, right. Well, don't everybody fly off at once(!) (CHOKES) Alright, Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue? (BOTH SCREAM) Love a duck! I gotta find my son, Nemo! (GASPS) Nemo! Hey, he's that fish! The one who's been fighting the whole ocean! Hey, I know where your son... Huh? (BOTH PANT) Hey, wait! Come back! Stop! Dory, keep going! He's crazy! I got something to tell ya! Mine. OK, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live. Hop in your mouth?! And how does that make me live? Mine. Because I can take you to your son. Yeah, right(!) No, I know your son. He's orange. He's got a gimpy fin on one side. That's Nemo! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Argh! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Agh! Fasten ya seat belts! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Whoo! Whoo-hoo! (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! (LAUGHS) (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (SHRIEKS) (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Everybody hold on! (BOTH SCREAM) (ALL) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (GLASS RESOUNDS) (ALL SCREAM) Too loud! Too loud for me! # Twinkle, twinkle little star Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Darla, your uncle will see you now. (PSYCHO MUSIC) Alright, let's see those pearly whites. Rrrrr! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon. And a piranha's a fish, just like your present. (GASPS / GIGGLES) I get a fishy! Oh, no! Poor little guy. He's dead. Sharkbait! Yeah! Fishy! Fishy! I must have left your present in the car, sweetie. Awe! I'll go get it. He's still alive! He's not dead! Why is he playing dead? He's gonna get flushed down the toilet! He's getting out of here! He's gonna get flushed! What a smart little guy! Oh, no, not the trash can! Nemo! No! Hey! Hey! I found his dad! Where's Nemo? Dentist! He's over there! What's a dentist? What is that? Nigel, get in there! I can't go in there. Oh, yes, you can. Charge! (SHRIEKS) (SCREAMS) What the...?! (SCREAMS) Darla, sweetie, look out! (DRILL WHIRS) Steady, steady... Agh! (DARLA SCREAMS) Hold still! Hold still! Easy! Easy! Hold still! (SCREAMS) It's alright, nobody's going to hurt you. Ooh! Agh! (GASPS) (HEARTBEAT) Nemo. (GASPS) Oh, my goodness! Gotcha! (DARLA SCREAMS) Keep down. Nemo! Daddy? Out with ya! And stay out! Daddy? (GASPS) Fishy? Fishy! Wake up! Wake up! Oh, no! Quick, to the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie! Why are you sleeping? Hurry! Bloat! Ring of Fire! Fishy! (SCREAMS) Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! Urgh! (SCREAMS) Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill! Fish in my hair! (SCREAMS) (GASPS) Gill! Sharkbait. Tell your dad... I said... hi. (GROANS) Oh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Go get him! (GROANS / GASPS) (GASPS) He did it! (ALL LAUGH / CHEER) I'm so happy! Is he gonna be OK, Gill? Don't worry, all drains lead to the ocean. Fishy! (SCREAMS) (WHIMPERS) Daddy! (GASPS / WHIMPERS) (BELL CHIMES) I'm... I'm so sorry. Truly, I am. (FLAPPING) Hey... Dory. If it wasn't for you, I never would have even made it here. So, thank you. Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Wait! Where are you going? It's over, Dory. We were too late. Nemo's gone, and I'm going home now. No, you can't! S-S-Stop! Please, don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I remember things better with you. I do. Look. P Sherman, 42... 42... (SIGHS) I remember it. I do. It's there. I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I look at you and I... I'm home. Please? I don't want that to go away. I don't wanna forget. I'm sorry, Dory,... but I do. (BOTH CHOMP) Manna from heaven! Sweet nectar of life! Hey! Hey! Hey! This is our spot! Go on, get out of here! (BOTH) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! That's it, fella! Just keep swimming! You got that! Too right, mate! Oh! I got a live one here! (PANTS) Have you seen my dad? (PANTS) Have you seen my dad? Gotcha! Hey, come back here! You let him go! Hey! Hey! Dad! Dad! Dad! No! (SOBS) (SIGHS / SOBS) (SOBS) Oh! Erm,... excuse me. No! Are you alright? I don't know where I am or what's going on. I think I lost somebody, but I can't remember. I need to remember. It's OK. It's OK. I'm looking for someone, too. Hey, we can look together. (SNIFFLES) I'm Dory. I'm Nemo. Nemo! That's a nice name. (GULLS SCREECH) Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Wait, is it your dad or my dad? My dad. Got it. Dad! Where are we, anyway? Dad! Dad! Oh. Syd... Syd... Sydney! (GASPS) P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. (ECHOES) (SCREAMS) Nemo! (GASPS) It's you! You're Nemo! Yes! I'm Nemo! You're Nemo! You were dead. I saw you. And then (GASPS) here you are! You're not dead, and your father... (GASPS) Your father! My father? You know my father? Where is he? (GASPS) He went this way! Quick! Hey! (BOTH) Hey! Hey! Have you seen an orange fish? It looks like him. But bigger! I saw him but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me. Mine. (GASPS / SCREAMS) Alright, I'll talk! (ALL) Mine! He went to the fishing grounds! (SCREAMS) Hey, look out! Sorry. I'm just trying to get home. (DISTANTLY) Dad! Dad! Nemo? Daddy! Nemo? Dad! Nemo's alive! Dory? (GASPS) Nemo! Daddy! Nemo! I'm coming, Nemo! Dad! Nemo! Dad! Oh, thank goodness! It's alright, son. It's gonna be OK. Turn around! You're going the wrong way! (HUBBUB) (SCREAMS) Look out! Move! (HUBBUB) Help! Help! Dory! Come on! Help! Help! Dory! Get us out! Help! No! No! No! Dory! Dad, I know what to do! Nemo! No! We have to tell the fish to swim down together. Get out of there now! I know this'll work! No! I am not gonna lose you again! Dad, there's no time! It's the only way we can save Dory! (PANTS) I can do this! (PANTS) You're right. I know you can. Lucky fin! Now, go! Hurry! Tell all the fish to swim down! Well, you heard my son, come on! Dory! (GASPS) You have to tell everybody... Swim down together! Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Swim down! (CHAIN RATTLES) Everybody, swim down! You have to swim down! Swim down, OK? Swim... Down! Swim down! Swim down! Swim down! (BOTH GASP) Don't give up! Keep swimming! (HUBBUB) Just keep swimming! (WOOD CREAKS) That's it! (ALL GASP) It's working! (ALL) Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Just keep swimming! (ALL) Keep swimming! Come on, Dad! You're doing great, son! That's my dad. Let's get to the bottom! (ALL) Keep swimming. # Just keep swimming # Just keep swimming # Almost there! Keep swimming! (BELL CLANGS) (ALL) Keep swimming! (GRINDING) (BELL CLANGS) (ALL) Keep swimming! (ALL CHEER) Oh! Hey! Dory, where's Nemo? (GASPS) There! Oh, no. Nemo! (BOTH GROAN) (MOANS SOFTLY) (PANTS) Nemo? Nemo? It's OK, Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. (COUGHS) Daddy? Oh, thank goodness. Dad,... I don't hate you. Oh, no, no. I'm so sorry, Nemo. Hey, guess what? What? Sea turtles, I met one. And he was 150 years old. 150? Yep. Sandy Plankton said they only live to be 100. Sandy Plankton? Think I'd cross the entire ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? (LAUGHS) He was 150, not 100. Who is this Sandy Plankton that knows everything wrong? Time for school! Time for school! Get up! Let's go. Let's go! (PANTS) I'm gonna win! No, you're not! I did it! Whoo hoo! Aw, my own son beats me! Climb aboard, explorers! So the sea cucumber looks over at the mollusc and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?" (ALL LAUGH) Hello, Nemo, who's this? Exchange student. I'm from the EAC, dude. Sweet! (BOTH) Totally. (ALL LAUGH) Marty, did you really do all the things you say you did? Pardon me. (ALL GASP) Hello. (WHIMPERS) Don't be alarmed. Just making sure our newest member got home safely. Thanks, guys. We'll see you next week. Keep up with the programme. Remember, fish are friends. Not food! Bye! Hold on! Here we go! Next stop, knowledge. Bye, son. Have fun. Bye, Dad. Oh, Mr Ray, wait, I forgot something. (PANTS) Love ya, Dad. I love you, too, son. Erm,... Dad, you can let go now. Sorry. Now go have an adventure. (ALL) Goodbye. See ya later, dudes! Bye, Elmo. Nemo. Nemo. Bye, Nemo. See you after school, Dory. Bye, Dad. Bye, son. Barbara? Mm-hm? I don't understand it. This thing has a lifetime guarantee and it breaks! I had to clean the tank myself. Take the fish out, put them in bags, and... Where'd the fish go? (HORNS BLARE) Come on, Peach! Hurry! You can do it! Just a little further! That's the shortest red light I've seen! Come on, Peach. Wargh! (ALL) Yeah! Whoo-hoo! (ALL LAUGH) We did it! (LAUGHTER DIES) Now what? # "Beyond the Sea" - Robbie Williams # Somewhere # beyond the sea, # somewhere waiting for me, # my lover stands on golden sands # and watches the ships # that go sailing. # Somewhere # beyond the sea, # she's there watching for me. # If I could fly like birds on high, # then straight to her arms # I'd go sailing. # It's far # beyond the stars, # it's near beyond the moon. # I know # beyond a doubt # my heart will lead me there soon. # We'll meet # beyond the shore. # We'll kiss just like before. # Happy we'll be beyond the sea, # and never again # I'll go sailing. # I... know # beyond a doubt # my heart will lead me there soon. # Oh, we'll meet, I know we'll meet, beyond the shore. # We'll kiss just as before. # Happy we will be beyond the sea, # and never again I'll go sailing. # No more sailing. # So long sailing, sailing. # No more sailing. # Goodbye, farewell, my friend. # No more sailing. # So long, sailing. # No more sailing. # No more. Farewell. # Auf wiedersehen, adieu, to ya and ya. # No more sailing. # No more. Oh, no more sailing. # No more, no more. # No more sailing. # No more. # One more time. # No more sailing... # (WHIMPERS) (GROWLS SOFTLY) IMS Subtitles Able 2017