# Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas time. # I hope you've been thinking of me. # I'm right where I wanna be. # Now, what do you say? # Ah-hey. # Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas time. # Throw another log on the fire. (MEN CHUCKLE) Action. OK. Great. Now maybe above your head. Yeah, perfect. Great. (CHUCKLES) OK. All right. We done yet? Can I get back to work now? Just a couple more. Maybe one where you don't look so... MAN: Constipated? Nauseated? Try smiling with your eyes. MAN: Yes, Zach. Smile with your eyes. Make 'em twinkle. (ALL LAUGH) OK, that's enough. I think I'm done. Come on, Zach. It's Christmas. It's for charity. You love helping kids. All the other guys did it. You're gonna be on the cover. I don't wanna be on the cover. Let Ray be on the cover. Really? How many calendars you think Ray's gonna sell? (LAUGHS) (CHUCKLES) That's a good point. (ALARM RINGS) Let's go! Let's go! Lets go! (EXCITING MUSIC) Come on. Move it. MAN: Hurry up! Let's go! If you wanna go over the pictures or grab a coffee sometime or anything, call me. Great. Thanks. Seriously? Guy, what's with you and the women? It's the uniform. I'm wearing the same one. Yeah, but you're married. (SCOFFS) Come on now. They don't know that. That's true. (HORN HONKS) (ALARM BLARES) Feline dilated cardiomyopathy and hypertrophic cardiomyopathy are both common in many species. Your pussycat patient may present with... Miss White. Can you tell us some of the symptoms a cat with cardiomyopathy... WHISPERS: 'Marilee. Psst. Marilee. ...might present with? 'Wake up. Marilee!' (GASPS) Miss White. Feline heart disease. Can you tell us some of` Low-pitched cough, breathing difficulties, noticeable weight loss or gain, reduced mobility, swelling in the abdomen. Thank you. I` Heart disease typically causes the heart to enlarge, and this enlargement causes the loss of efficiency. Very good, Miss White. You may go back to sleep. (LAUGHTER) You need some balance in your life. I mean, you're clearly exhausted. All you do is work and study. You need to relax, have some fun. It's Christmas. Go get a mani-pedi. Watch television. Go to a movie. (SCOFFS) I haven't been to a movie in years. Exactly my point. I just joined this dating site called Just Dessert. You should sign up. I don't have time to date. After I graduate and figure out` You fill out a questionnaire, they put a group of potential soulmates together, and you meet at a catered party for dessert. And even if you don't make a love connection, at least you get cake. Have you met anyone yet? No. And I've gained, like, six pounds. I'm 79 years old, and I'm gonna die fat, old, and alone. Please. You are not fat. And you need to stop counting your age in dog years. (GROANS) I'll see you Monday? CHUCKLES: Yeah. Bye. All right. OK. (ENGINE STARTS) OK. (HORN BLARES) (GASPS) Increased thirst, frequent urination, vomiting. Poor coat appearance, depression, shock, trauma. That's it. That's exactly how I feel today. You are gonna be a very good doctor. Lucy, I'm sorry, but you may have feline kidney failure. Or too many margaritas last night. First holiday party of the year. (DOG YAPS) She's back. Uh-oh. Marilee, could you please work some of your magic on Mrs Smith? Sure. I'll take care of her. (CHUCKLES) Mrs Smith. Oh, Marilee. Hello, Bootsy. Oh, Bootsy's been a little anxious lately. He wakes up in the night worried about our visit to my daughter's house. My daughter has a very judgemental cocker spaniel. Mm-hm. Well, the holidays can be hard on all of us. You've come to the right place, huh, Bootsy? Maybe a new outfit would help Bootsy feel more comfortable, hm? We are having a Christmas special on canine leisurewear. (GENTLE MUSIC) (DOG BARKS) (DOG BARKS) (CAT YOWLS) (BARKS) Hey. Hey, come on. Leave the cat alone. Hey, shh. Leave the cat alone, come on. Shoo. Shoo. Hi. (MEOWS) OK. You're OK. Now... you're safe for now, all right? (PURRS) Just run home before it comes back. OK. There you go. (MEOWS) (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES) (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) (GROANS) (MEOWS, PURRS) Oh. Hi. How'd you get in here? Ambrose. What kinda name is Ambrose? (SIGHS) I work 24-hour shifts, then I come home and crash. I don't do commitment. (SIGHS) All right. (MEOWS) All right. There's the door. I'm serious. I'm serious. You have to go. (CHUCKLES) What are you d`? I live alone. (PURRS) I don't even own a plant because they require too much care. I said you have to go. (SIGHS) Really? (MEOWS) One night, but that is it. I'll feed you, but that's it. I've had a long day. Stay in here. Don't bug me. (MEOWS) Fine. You can come in here. But stay off my chair. It's the one place I absolutely insist y` All right, move over. (MEOWS) (PURRS) One night. That's it. Then you're gone. Whoa! Mrs Winnamucker. Hello, Miss White. You scared me. Velma Tuttle thought she heard a cat this morning. Have you heard anything? No. No, but, uh, we're surrounded by other apartments, so maybe one of them had` She distinctly heard it as though it was coming from this building. Well... I'll keep my eyes open. I can't imagine anybody would wanna break the Angel Arms sacred no-pet policy. It would mean immediate eviction. Course it would. SIGHS: OK. (SIGHS) (SOFT MUSIC) Yes. (PURRS) (MEOWS) Hi, Queenie. Hello. How are you? How was your day? (MEOWS) Wow. Good, good, huh? Oh. My day was... pretty ordinary. I fell asleep in school. I almost got hit by a fire truck. And then I went to work and got slobbered on by a bulldog. Well, all in all, a pretty good start to the holiday. I better get going. Yeah. I left 'em right here. I'll check your equipment. Have you seen my keys? Uh, no, sorry. Hi, yeah, this is Zachary Stone calling again. I left a message last night. I found your cat, Ambrose, and this number was on his collar. Nothin' in here. I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you. Hey, what's up? Uh, well, I found this cat yesterday, and he followed me into my house. Turns out his owner's this elderly woman who died last week, and she doesn't have any family. Do you know anyone who wants a cat? Me, I'm a dog guy. I don't understand cats. It's probably cos you never had one. Hey, yo, check this out. There's this dog on YouTube. He got separated from his owner, walked over 1000 miles using only scent to find him. 1000 miles. How bad did that guy smell? All right, maybe I got the actual distance wrong, but that's not the point. The point is dogs are loyal. I get that. Cats, they're mysterious. Aw, not once you get to know them. Actually cats are very intuitive. They feel earthquakes before they happen. They smell smoke long before the fire alarm. They save lives. Great. You wanna take him? Harriet's allergic. Hey, how does the gorgeous dental hygienist feel about cats? Melinda? Mmm. (AMBROSE MEOWS) I'm not seeing her any more. Ah, he's dating Blair now. She's a model. Course she is. You know, it's like this magical revolving door of beautiful women. (SCOFFS) Seriously, I don't know what they see in you. Women like the challenge. He tells them he's not interested in a commitment, and they think they're the one that's gonna change him. (SCOFFS) Zach, she's a model. Come on, would it really that hard waking up next to her every morning? She does not wanna get married, and neither do I. One of these days, you're gonna meet the right girl, settle down, get married. It'll never happen. You don't believe in happily ever after? I believe in happy right now. (MEOWS) Ever after never works. Keep the model, don't keep the model, but the cat stays. (YAWNS) (MEOWS) (PURRS) No. Off the bed. I'm serious. (SIGHS) Sorry, man. I gotta draw the line somewhere. (MEOWS) (PURRS) ('JINGLE BELLS' PLAYS) ('DECK THE HALLS' PLAYS) Ooh. No. No good? (CHUCKLES) Not, not, not good. Ah. I'm new at this. What kinda cat do you have? Uh... Well, he's sort of orangeish... with stripes. That's a very rare breed (!) You should take extra special care of him. He's not mine. It's a temporary thing. I rescued him from this dog, and he sort of attached himself to me. His name is Ambrose. Hmm. Cats have very good intuition about people. You should take it as a compliment he wants to live with you. Well, he doesn't really have much of a choice; his owner died, so he's stuck with me until I find him a new home. I volunteer at the shelter, and cats rarely make it out of there, so you're a hero. I mean, obviously you're a hero. The... You're a double hero. (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) (CLEARS THROAT) The, uh... cheap dry food can be hard on their kidneys, and if you have a male cat, they have a tendency towards prostate problems. I'd go with this for dry food and alternate it with the canned. Well, I gave him milk, and he wouldn't drink it. Yeah, no, milk's not good for them. They can't process the sugars in it. It gives them horrible diarrhoea. You a vet or something? Almost. I have another year of school left. Right now I work at Bosley's Pet Supply. Oh, I know the family who owns it. Eggshell, right? Huh? You're painting? Oh. I only ask cos I just finished my living room. I painted it Pearl. I couldn't decide between Eggshell, Ecru, or Buttercream. Stupid. Sorry. No, no, not at all. I have six shades of white on my wall, and I can't decide which one to use. Is your house more traditional or modern? Uh, definitely more traditional. I'd go with more... creamier yellowish tones. Those whites. They're warmer, like your eyes, for... instance. Uh, you having a party? No. Why? Just... Right. That... is gonna last me a really long time. Good luck with the cat. (EXHALES) (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) Pathetic. CASHIER: Hey. You're the guy. You're the guy who saved my life. I'm gonna have to come round here and give you a bear hug. Oh, that's... yeah, that's not necessary. This guy ` this guy climbed through my kitchen window and saved my life when my oven exploded. Just doing my job, ma'am. I'm just` (GRUNTS) I'm glad you're safe. That's what counts. (WOMEN CHUCKLE) Forget it. I don't have time to date. And even if I did, guys like Mr Brown Eyes don't date girls that talk about cat diarrhoea. What was I thinking? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC) (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Thank you. No problem. Yup. Uh, well, I'll just... Yeah. Merry Christmas. SING-SONGY: Merry Christmas. (MOUTHS) TV: It's unusual for a mountain lioness to be without a pride. See. I'm watchin' TV. But she's not alone. I do have balance in my life. She has a mate, a companion, a protector,... Hey. ...and the father of her cubs. You're missing the best part. The beginning of a new life. These are your ancestors, Queenie. Are you looking for a new house? Christmas is a great time to buy. (CELL PHONE RINGS) Hey. Jaclyn. I'm watching you on TV. Take my hand, and I'll walk you through it. (KNOCK ON DOOR) Jackie. Just a sec. (MEOWS) (SQUEAK) (PURRS) (SIGHS) I thought you were my landlord. (CHUCKLES) Hi. You forgot about your birthday dinner. I didn't forget. Uh, you're early. Right? I'm always early. I have to show a house on the way to dinner, and Kyle is double-parked, so let's go. Oh, wait. You stay here and watch the house. I'll be right back. I'll grab my jacket. (MEOWS) Oh, I wish I could take you home with me, but my four dogs would eat you alive. Four? I thought you and Kyle had three dogs. We took in another one. (CHUCKLES) Yeah, well, you sound like Mom. I know. Let's go. Hmm. Which ones seem creamier or yellowish to you? (PURRS, MEOWS) Yeah, I agree. None of them are right. Don't get too comfortable. (MEOWS) Still looking for a new home for you. (DOORBELL RINGS) (KNOCK ON DOOR) Wow, Blair. That's some kind of dress. I'm glad you like it. It's Gucci. I wore it for an editorial in Vogue, and they let me keep it. At least, they didn't say anything when I took it. (CHUCKLES) What was the ad for? Toothpaste, I think. Well, you look amazing in it. Well, amazing is what I was going for, so mission accomplished. (EXHALES) It doesn't look like you've made much progress. Well, I haven't had a lot of time to work on it. Here. Help me pick a colour. They're white. No, that's Eggshell, that's Ecru, that one's Buttercream. (CHUCKLES) That one` They're all white. (MEOWS) What's that? You got a cat? You didn't tell me you got a cat. Well, he kinda got me. I rescued him from a dog, and now he's stuck to me like glue. I'm gonna look for a family to adopt him. Good.' Just put it on Craigslist or Petfinder. Get rid of it. I'm kinda surprised you don't like cats. Thought you'd be more of an animal lover since your father owns a pet supply store. A cat's a nuisance. You have to clean up after it, feed it. What if you wanna go to Italy for Christmas on a whim? You're gonna have to find somebody to look after it. It's like having a kid, only worse because it never grows up and moves away. He's only here until I find him a new home, anyway. That's why I like you so much ` good times, no strings. Now please go get dressed. I made us reservations at Mangiamo. Oh. Fancy. I want you to meet my friends. I know you'll just love them. (GROWLS) Buonasera and happy holidays. I saw you on the TV again last night. Hello, Ellio. Happy holidays to you too. Hi, Ellio. May I take your, um, puffy coat? Oh. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Ooh. Right this way, please. For you, we have reserved a beautiful table. (GLASSES CLINK) Mm. So, for your birthday gift, I'm taking you on Sunday for a day of pampering. Ooh. Sunday. I can't. Monday's my anatomy final. It's the last final of the semester. It's worth 60% of my grade, so I` I gotta` So bring your books. You never do anything for yourself. We're going. End of story. Now catch us up. Well, everything's really good. Yes, uh, school's great. Work's great. I can't believe I'm gonna be calling you Dr White soon. (SIGHS) Mom and Dad would be so proud. Are you getting out at all? Have you met someone? Oh, uh, no, I really` I don't have time. After I graduate and find a` Marilee still has this silly rule ` no love life till she graduates and starts her practice. It's not a silly rule. I just wanna finish what I started. I can't afford any distractions right now. No. Kyle has this friend, Brad. He's a dentist. He's really handsome. You don't have to marry him, but just go on one date and see what happens. Do you remember what happened the last time you set me up on a date with one of Kyle's friends? That was not our fault. How were we supposed to know he was married? He wasn't wearing a ring. You ask. Well,... Brad is not married. He's never even had a serious girlfriend. Why? What's wrong with him? Nothing. We could double date. We just want you to be as happy as we are. I'm calling Brad tomorrow morning. Actually,... I'm seeing someone. What? He's a firefighter. Yeah, he saved the life of this woman who works in my market. Her oven... exploded. (IMITATES EXPLOSION) Why didn't you tell us?! Because of this. Because you guys get so excited. I didn't... We just started dating, OK. I don't even know if it's gonna work out. That's great news. We have to meet him. No. Yet. Not yet. When? Soon. He's just` He's, uh... He's really busy, you know, with fires and stuff. Tell us everything, leave nothing out, speak slowly. Ellio. We need more champagne. Craig's in the stock market, and he made a bundle last year. I manage a private hedge fund. Blair tells us you're a fireman. Must be a lot of fun. Yeah. It's a blast. I admire you. I want you to know that. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Thank you. Zachary buys and restores homes too. He's in real estate. Oh. How exciting. A man of hidden talents. Yeah. I'm not at all what I seem. You know what, Kyle and I are invited to this big Christmas party on December 23rd at the mayor's house. Yeah, it's a fundraiser for the children's hospital, and we just happen to have four tickets. You two will come with us. That's more than two weeks away. I don't even know if we're still gonna be dating. I mean, it's so early in our` What's his name? His name... is, um... (STAMMERS) I call him... Brown Eyes. (CHUCKLES) This silly little nickname that we have for each other. And he calls me... um... Marilee. (CHUCKLES) (SOFT MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT CHATTER) (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) Hi. Hi. (CHUCKLES) From the grocery store. Yup. (CHUCKLES) How's Ambrose? (CHUCKLES) You remembered his name. Of course. You found him a home yet? No. No. Not yet. Who are you hiding from? Oh, I'm not hiding. I'm just getting some fresh air. What does it say about the people we're with when we have to escape them to catch our breath? You love 'em too much. Or too little. I'm here with my little sister and her husband. I love them a lot, but she's a little overprotective. I'm here with a date ` and her friends. Oh, you have a girlfriend. Well, girlfriend implies possible future. She's... someone I'm dating. I don't really believe in the whole happily ever after fairy tale ending thing. Well, I believe in true love. Are you married? No. No, I'm focused on my education right now. I'll think about dating after I graduate and get a job. Well, what if you meet him before then? You can't find what you're not looking for. That's true. You know what I just learned? Mountain lions actually take a leap of faith in love. They do? Yeah. When a male finds a female that he's attracted to, he jumps in front of her, stopping her in her tracks. And then he climbs to the highest peak he can find and starts howling and professing his love for her. Wow. Yeah. If she joins him at the top of the mountain, they'll be together for life. It's very romantic. How do they know who to choose? Instinct. What if I don't trust instinct? What if I need a guarantee? I don't think love has any guarantees. I think you just have to have faith and believe it'll last. Well, I should probably get back to my date and her pretentious friends. Yeah. Wish me luck. Good luck. Bye, Brown Eyes. I just said that out loud, didn't I? Kinda did. Ugh, could I be any more embarrassed? ALL: # Perche e una brava ragazza. Perche e una brava ragazza. # Perche e una brava ragazza. # Nessuno lo puo negar. # (SIGHS) (GENTLE MUSIC) I saw Brown Eyes today. Yeah. We talked for a long time. (MEOWS) Don't look at me like that. I'm not even interested. Even if I was, he has a girlfriend, or rather somebody that he's dating. He doesn't believe in love. (PURRS) No. It's just you and me. Hmm? That's all I need for Christmas. Yeah. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) (CELL PHONE RINGS) Hey, Blair. (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) Morning. Did I wake you? No. I slept in. My shift doesn't start till this afternoon. (AMBROSE MEOWS) Is that the cat I hear? You're not letting it sleep in your bed, are you? (PURRS) Absolutely not. Sometimes. Yes. Zachary, that is just too much. You know what, tomorrow we're gonna take you to my father's pet supply store to find someone to adopt it. It's either that or it goes to the shelter. He's pretty easy to take care of. I pretty much just feed him. What if we wanna go to Mount Everest on a whim or go skydiving or parasailing? Who are we gonna find to watch it? You wanna do those things? (SCOFFS) No. I don't have a death wish. I'm just saying. Do we really wanna be tied down? I told my sister and brother-in-law that I would bring him to a holiday Christmas party on the 23rd so they could meet him. That's not a problem. We have two weeks to find you a date who has brown eyes. I'll make you a profile on Just Dessert. No, I could never do that. Do you wanna get your sister off your back? Then sign up. Go to a Just Dessert gathering, find a date for your sister's party, then shut down the profile. I don't know. Do you wanna die old, alone, in a housecoat, surrounded by cats and dogs and shattered dreams? I'm sorry. It's what my mother says to me. Anyway. Name ` Marilee White. Age ` 26. I'm 29. Same thing. Work? A student and pet supply store employee. Veterinarian. Loves animals, red wine, and long walks on the beach. I like white wine. What are you looking for in a man? A nice guy who likes animals and understands that I just want a date to a party. Looking for a professional man who loves animals, is handsome, athletic, sexy, and has brown eyes. Don't write that. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) What did you just do? You'll thank me when you're happily married to a sexy lawyer and you have three children and a house full of animals. Oh God. (COMPUTER BLEEPS) Wow. What? You already have three happy cupcakes. Huh? That means that there are three guys that wanna meet you. You have to go to the next party. It's... a holiday mixer this Friday at a member's house. I'll text you the address. Promise me you'll go. Promise! Fine. Mornin'. Hey. Hey. I'm glad to see you're still around. Yeah, not for much longer. I'm taking him to get adopted tomorrow. Aw, that's a shame. It is, actually. I really kinda like the little guy. Why don't you just keep him? Blair isn't too fond of him. Blair, huh. Well, you do what you want, but me, I don't trust a woman who doesn't like cats. Just, uh, put him in the back of the truck. No. I would never do that. He can ride in the front with us. But you have to hold him, please. Hold him? Me? Yeah. Make sure he's safe. He's not really used to the cat carrier. Beginning to think you don't wanna get rid of that cat. He deserves a better owner than me. Someone who's around more and can hang out with him. My father will find him a new home. I'm really glad we're doing this. (MEOWS) Look what the cat dragged in for you on your birthday. The Blair Witch Project. MARILEE: Oh, man. What is she doing here? She never comes here. Maybe she needs to be declawed. You work here, right? Yes, Blair. I've worked here for three years. You think my name is Lynn. I remember. You have to help me get rid of this cat. Oh. Find him a home. Sweet cat. Hi. Ambrose. You know its name? It says it right here on his collar. It belongs to my boyfriend. We have to get rid of it right away. You take it! (GASPS) Actually, if you do, I'll have my father give you all the cat food and kitty litter you'll ever need. Um... Hi, Daddy. Hi, sweetie. Sorry, are you following me? Uh, actually... (CHUCKLES) I work here, so technically you're following me. So, how's school? Um, it` Finals now, so... really busy studying, you know. It's all settled. Lynn is gonna take the cat. Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. My apartment building doesn't take cats. Fine. We'll give it to a shelter. BOTH: No. (AMBROSE GROWLS, MEOWS) Did you just see that? It has to go. It's dangerous. He was just playing. He wasn't trying to hurt you, Blair. Come on. (CHUCKLES) You call that vicious swipe it just took at me playful? It wasn't a vicious swipe. It was a playful gesture. Scuse me. What do you think you are? A cat whisperer? Cats are like people; they can sense when they're not wanted. We're leaving. Daddy. Oh. I guess we're leaving. Sorry. I didn't realise she was so` Psychotic? Sensitive. She'll be all right. OK. Let's go. Right. Well. Oh. Yeah. Thank you. Uh, by the way, my name is Zachary, in case you continue to stalk me. Well, uh, Marilee, in case... you continue to stalk me. (CHUCKLES) Come on, bud. Let's go. That woman is such a` Marilee. Can you come to the office? Called into the boss's office. You think he knows it's your birthday? Well, I got a raise last year on my birthday, so... (CLICKS TONGUE) (CHUCKLES) (DOG BARKS) (SOMBRE MUSIC) Feliz cumpleanos. What's wrong? I just, uh... I just got fired. What? Why? Blair told her father that I was... rude to her. But... she's obnoxious. Everyone's rude to her. Well, I think he's scared of her. What does Zachary see in her? (SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (POIGNANT MUSIC) (EXHALES) (CELL PHONE DIALS) SARAH: Hey. Leave a message. Hi, Sarah. Uh, sorry, I'm not gonna be able to make it to the mixer tonight. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) I read that petting a cat lowers your cholesterol. You know, it's crazy, but I actually think that I sleep better when he's in the house. No adoption? No, not yet, but Blair's still determined to get rid of him. You know, you're gonna have to choose between her and that cat. Well, I say keep the cat... and give Blair my number. (LAUGHTER) So, are we gonna take him on calls with us? We can't be seen with a cat. I like having a firehouse cat. Every firehouse has a dog. Ambrose makes us unique. Yeah. All right. You're the chief. So? What are you gonna do? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) Hi. I was in here the other day, and I'm looking for the woman who was working with you that day. Marilee. Yeah, Marilee. Is she here? No. She no longer works here. She was fired. What? Why? Oh, your girlfriend, Blair, made a complaint to her father. I'm sure he didn't want to fire Marilee, because she is our best employee, but his daughter is a very beautiful but horrible, superficial nightmare of a human being. Yeah, I get it. She's putting herself through school. She needed this job. Wow. I'm so sorry to hear that. Do you have her phone number or home address? Why? You wanna burn down her house? What? No, I` I would like to apologise. Look, I had no idea that Blair got her fired. If I had, I promise you I would have stopped her. Please. I feel awful about this. White. Her last name is White, and that is all I'm gonna tell you. (PURRS) CHIEF: Any progress? No. She's not on Facebook or LinkedIn or anything. Man, I can't believe Blair had her fired. That is cold. You know, maybe I don't want her to have my number after all. (CHUCKLES) You've barely told us anything about this woman. What's she like? Well, she's wicked smart, probably gets straight As. But more importantly, what does she look like? Wh`? I'm curious. She's really pretty, but she doesn't know it. Hah? Well, that's the best kind of pretty. She nice? Unbelievably. She's got a really big heart. She's sweet. She loves cats. Wicked smart, beautiful but not full of herself, heart of gold, and sweet. (LIGHT LAUGHTER) What are you saying? Sounds like a special person. She is. Guys, could you finish that equipment inventory? Right after I beat Mark for a record fifth straight game. How about now? Now would be good. Don't be looking at my cards either. (AMBROSE MEOWS) (GENTLE MUSIC) So... Marilee. She doesn't wanna date until she finishes school and starts her career. Besides, she's not the kind of girl I usually go out with anyway. She believes in true love and marriage. You know, just because your parents couldn't make it work out doesn't mean you can. No, thank you. And yet, you're here, searching for this very smart, pretty, nice girl. Yeah, just to apologise. Right. Don't you wanna have a family some day? Someone you can share the holidays with? You and the guys are my family. Hey, you can't snuggle up with me and the guys on a cold night after a long day's work. So that's a firm no? (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHS) (SIGHS) CAROLLERS: # We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. # We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. # Good tidings we bring # to you and your kin. # Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year. # We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. (BELL RINGS) # We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. # Good tidings we bring... # OK, so, here's the thing. Looks like we're gonna be stuck with each other for a little while. You can stay here until I sell the house, but then you're on your own. New rules ` we come and go as we please. You're not responsible for me. I'm not responsible for you. We're just a couple of bachelors living together. (MEOWS) Good talk. Let's go watch the game. (INSECTS CHIRP, DOG BARKS) Hey. What are you doing here? I thought you had a commercial shoot. It got postponed. Surprise. I made dinner. Where's Ambrose? I don't know. I thought he was with you. No. And he always greets me when I come home. I'm sure he's around here somewhere. Ambrose! Where are you? Just forget about the cat. Go get in the shower. I'm gonna put dinner on the table. Ambrose? Ambrose! I wonder if he got out somehow. I'm gonna go find him. Why? No. He'll be fine. You really don't get it, do you? What? Did you really have that woman who works at your father's store fired? Yes. She was horrible. She talked back to me. She was a total` So you had her fired? You can't do that, Blair. You can't just have somebody fired because you don't like them. Look. Everything's OK. She doesn't matter. The cat is gone. Everything's back to normal. This isn't working. What? You and me. You're kidding me, right? No. You're breaking up with me? That's the way it looks. I'm a professional model, and you're breaking up with me? I wasted my entire night cooking for you. I got my hair done. These are expensive highlights. I know you didn't cook, Blair. You left the packages in the trash, right where you can see them. I also know you didn't cook because I just bought that stove and it's not connected yet. Trust me. I am the best thing that's ever happened to you. You're gonna regret this. You're gonna call and you're gonna beg for me to come back. Guess what? I won't. (UPBEAT MUSIC) Ambrose? Ambrose? Ambrose, where are you, buddy? Ambrose? I can't remember the last time I got a mani-pedi. That's just the beginning. You need to take time to pamper yourself. All you do is volunteer and work and study. I should be studying right now. No, you need to go with your little sister to get your hair and make-up done and then go shopping for a new dress. That was our deal. I don't know. I've already been gone so long. I just` Marilee. Stop. Breathe. OK? Enjoy the holiday season. Better? Better. Good. You deserve this. Come on. I deserve this. (INDISTINCT CHATTER) You almost done in there? Just about. (SOFT MUSIC) Wow. This dress is beautiful. No, you're beautiful. And Brown Eyes is gonna faint when he sees you. Oh, no, no, no, I can't afford this. Not a problem. I sold three houses this month, and I wanna take care of you for once. It's too much. Marilee. When Mom and Dad died, you came home and put your life on hold to take care of me. You have done so much for me, and the dress is nothing. You look like Mom. TEARFULLY: I do? Yeah, you really do. Pinkie swear? (CHUCKLES) I love you. Why are we stopping here? You don't think I'm taking you home looking like this? You're gonna go in there and make Brown Eyes faint. No. I` I'll go with you. I wanna meet this guy anyway. I have to study for my anatomy final tomorrow. I have to go home now. If you don't go in there and show him how you look, I'm gonna drag you in. Wait. I'll go in. I'll go in. Good. He's gonna be so surprised. Yeah, you have no idea. Ah. I need to go in there by myself because he's gonna wanna grab me and kiss me all over, and it would be awkward if you're standing there. You'll meet him at the Christmas party. OK. Fine. Go. I'll wait for you here. No, you just` You go home. Yeah, he'll give me a ride. He's, um, getting off shift right now. Are you sure? Yes. Yup. Have fun. (CHUCKLES) Thank you for today. You're welcome. Here I go. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Just... see ya. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) OK. (HORN HONKS) Ambrose? (MEOWS) Ambrose. Aw. (MEOWS) What are you doing out here? Are you lost? (PURRS) Oh, babe. (EXHALES DEEPLY) OK. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES) Hi. I'm looking for the owner of this cat. BOTH: He's mine. Actually I think he belongs to a guy named Zachary. (SIGHS) Zach! Someone's here to see you. (YOWLS) It's OK. Hey, it's you. Hi. And Ambrose. I found him wandering outside. I thought he might be lost. Hey, buddy. Yeah. I've been looking for you guys, and here you are together. You were looking for me? Why? Yeah. I wanted to apologise. I'm so sorry about your job. It's my fault you got fired. Oh, you don't have to. It's not you. It was your girlfriend. She's... Yeah, she's not my girlfriend any more. Oh, that's great. I mean, in a... in a sad way. Well, you've got Ambrose back now, so... Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Uh, you know, actually I'm getting off work soon. Can I give you a ride or buy you dinner? Oh, you don't have to do that. I'm fine. I can... I can walk home. Let me buy you dinner. It's the least I can do. ALL: It's the least he could do. (LAUGHS) Well, it's nice of you. But only if I can take you to my favourite place. Yeah. Should I go home and change? I know the owner pretty well. I think I can get you in dressed like that. What about Ambrose? He's used to being here. He's a firehouse cat. He's our mascot. We're determined to be unique. We like having him around. (CHUCKLES) OK. OK, you got two beef tacos, one burrito, and one chicken taco. (CHRISTMASSY MUSIC PLAYS) So this is your favourite place? Yes. It's like a surprise party in your mouth ` and he's open all night. If I'm studying late, I usually end up here. I'm game. (CHUCKLES) (GROANS) You're right. That was amazing. LAUGHS: I know, right? (SIGHS) You cold? No. No. I'm fine. I'll be right back. When I was in college, my parents died in a car accident, so I went back home to take care of my little sister until she graduated from high school. When she went off to college, I went back to get my degree and started veterinary school. Why a vet? My parents were huge animal lovers. I guess it rubbed off on me ` and my sister. My mom would take in every stray she could find. Hm. (TENDER MUSIC) When I was 7, I was walking home from school, and there was this baby bird in the middle of the road. He'd fallen out of his nest. So I picked him up, I took him home, I nursed him back to health. I was there for his first flight. I totally forgot about that, but you're right. That was when I knew I wanted to be a vet. How about you? What made you wanna be a firefighter? What was your defining moment? Well, when I was about 14, my house caught on fire and I was trapped in the bedroom, terrified, until this amazing firefighter crashed through my bedroom window and saved my life. That was the moment you decided you wanted to be a firefighter. Well, it was the moment I decided I didn't wanna be angry any more. My parents fought all the time. They're divorced now. And it made me a pretty angry kid. That was the moment I decided I wanted to do something that would make a difference, so I started helping people the way I was helped. That's powerful. Mm. What were your parents like? My parents... loved each other so much. When my mom walked into the room, my dad would just light up. They met each other in high school, and... that was it. He stopped her in her tracks. She joined him on the mountain. Exactly. (TENDER MUSIC CONTINUES) This has been really nice, but I, um... I have an anatomy final in the morning. I... (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) ...should probably go. Yeah. No problem. I'll take you home. (TENDER MUSIC CONTINUES) Thank you for dinner. Yeah, thank you for accepting my apology. Well, uh, goodnight. Yeah, goodnight. And, uh, good luck on the final. Thank you. (CHUCKLES) That test was so hard. Oh, I'm sure you did fine. (SIGHS) At least it was the last one, (SING-SONG) cos Christmas break is finally here. (LIGHT TWINKLING MUSIC) Hi. Hi. How'd the test go? I think I did pretty well. Great. Can I take you out to coffee to celebrate? LOW: That's Brown Eyes? OK, shh. Hi. Hi. You know what, dinner was enough. You went to dinner with him? Let him take you for coffee. Yeah. Yeah, and besides, you still have my coat, and I kinda need that back. Mm-hm. Go. Go. Yes. Have fun! WHISPERS: Cute! I loved that coffee shop. I've never been there before. Yeah, well, firemen and policemen always know where the best coffee is. Oh no. What is it? She found Queenie. I knew you were hiding something. The plumber came in to check on the sink, and guess what he found. Where is she? I put her in the back. Queenie! Sweetie! (SIGHS) Hey, sweetie. Are you OK? Oh, were you scared? This is a clear violation of Angel Arms bylaws. It's a class-two infraction, which is clearly spelled out. I assume you gave this tenant a 48-hour notice before a service person entered the residence. Well, I'm not sure if` What about fire codes? Are you up to date on the 456th fire codes pertaining to apartment buildings and the mandatory bylaws stipulated in the state statute? Oh, I` I'll be back next week to make sure you're in compliance with each and every state and city fire code. Hope I won't have to write you a 7-77, shut down your apartment building. Thank you so much. I can't thank you enough. It's not a problem. Thank you. Sorry that I couldn't keep her from evicting you. Oh. But I'll make her life as miserable as I can for a while. Well, I guess I could stay at my sister's house. I don't know how Queenie will survive her dogs, though. (MEOWS) I have an idea. Oh yeah? Wow. This house is amazing. Yeah. It will be once I get it painted. Come on. Oh wow. The house is great. (GASPS) Oh, I love the crown moulding and the hardwood floors. The staircase is beautiful. Thank you. I built it. Really? Yeah. Wow. Come on. I'll give you the two-cent tour. There's an apartment upstairs with a separate entrance. It's not much, but you're welcome to it until you find a place. Oh, thank you. But I... I couldn't do that. I couldn't impose. Oh, please. I insist. I'm the reason you got fired. Do you allow cats? Allow them? We require them. You can't stay here unless you have at least one cat. I'm gonna pay rent. That's not necessary. (AMBROSE MEOWS) But you could help out around the house if you want, maybe take care of Ambrose when I don't take him into work. (AMBROSE PURRS) I think he likes her. Yeah. Yeah, Queenie's usually so shy, but I think she likes him too. I guess it could work ` us living together. Well, not living together. You know, sleeping together. Not sleeping together, but li` you know, under... the same roof. You know what I mean. Yeah, I do. (CHUCKLES) I'm gonna stay out of your way. You won't even know that I'm here. I should have a new job and somewhere to live by the end of the week. No hurry. We should get your stuff, though. I have to go to work soon. You can just make yourself at home. (LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC) It's perfect. It's a layer of Eggshell over Ecru. It's really the only way to get pearl. It's the exact shade of white that I wanted but couldn't find. How did you do all this? Well, school's on Christmas break, and... I don't have a job. Huh. It's the least I could do for you rescuing Queenie and me. Thank you. It looks really great. I'm used to having so much to do. I'm not very good at doing nothing. Well, I appreciate it. (CAT MEOWS) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Look at those two. (BOTH PURR) They haven't left each other's side since they met. I'm glad they're getting along so well. There's chicken and potatoes on the stove if you're hungry. Oh. Smells great. Where'd you get it from? Oh, I cooked. I hope you don't mind I connected the stove. You... Really? Yeah. Wow, that's... that's... Well, I'll see you later. Uh, it was pretty quiet at the station, so I'm not tired, if you wanted to stay and eat with me ` uh, us. Thanks. I already ate, but... OK. Bye. Bye. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) (EXHALES SHARPLY) (MEOWS) Don't look at me like that. It's not my fault they left. I asked them both to stay. (MEOWS) Oh, sure. Blame me. (MEOWS) Of course we shouldn't have stayed for dinner. He was only offering to be nice. He probably has a girl coming over later. Yeah. What are you up to there? Kerbside value. When you're tryna sell a house, Christmas spirit can go a long way. Well, thank you. Yeah. My sister's in real estate. She says the more homey you can make a house feel, the better. Have a good day. You too. Yeah. I actually have an appointment to look at some tile. You wouldn't wanna go, would you? Yeah. Yeah, I guess I could. All right. But there's this other thing I have to do first. It's sort of important. What's that? I have to give a speech to a group of fascinating people. You might like it. Should I dress up? I think I can get you in dressed like that. (LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC) Did you guys know that the leading cause of Christmas tree fires is from dry trees? So remember, get your parents to give your tree a drink every night to keep it from drying out. All right? You guys got that? KIDS: Got it! All right. (CAT MEOWS) (LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC CONTINUES) (CAT MEOWS) (BOTH CHUCKLE) (MUSIC FADES) Who in their right mind barbecues a turkey in the fireplace? The holidays make people do crazy things. Yeah, I was saying the same thing to Marilee after my talk at the school. Wait, what? You took her with you? She's living with him now. He's falling in love. That's not true. Sorry. He's falling in love but doesn't know it yet. OK, tell me that's not true, Zach. You're my idol ` playing the field, no commitment, no responsibility. Don't worry. Nothing's changed. I'm not in love, and I'm still never getting married. Really? Can you say no to these three things? You live with her, yes. You spend all your free time with her, yes. You think about her when you're not with her, ye` No. No. I don't live with her. She's only staying with me till she finds a new place. And I only spend time with her because she's there. Mm-hm. You are five minutes from marrying this girl. OK, so wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you saying? He's human after all? Uh-huh. Come on, Zach! Say it ain't so. This girl's a temporary roommate. Nothing else. Right (!) Hey, why don't we hit the stores tomorrow and we don't stop till we've found all our Christmas presents? Sure. I'll be way more fun if we do it together, and then we can get a Christmas tree. Uh-huh. (TENSE MUSIC) Do you believe in love at first sight? What? Look at those two. (BOTH PURR) They make it look easy. My mother used to say falling in love with the right person is easy. I've never felt that. Yeah, me neither. But it doesn't mean it's not true. (LIGHT UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) I haven't had a Christmas tree in a while. Really? Why? Well, I buy houses, I fix 'em up and I sell 'em. I never usually stay in one long enough to care about the holidays. Ugh, I can't imagine Christmas without one. It's my favourite part about it. So how do you choose which one? (GASPS) Well, that is pretty scientific. OK. First you gotta check to make sure it's fresh. Then you gotta inhale deeply to see if the scent is Christmassy. (INHALES) That's not a word. Yes, it is. Christmassy is definitely a word. It's an adjective. It means to be filled with Christmas spirit. Oh, OK. I see. Then you're gonna give it the lean test. You gotta look straight-on at your tree to make that it's even. Then you gotta lean to the right. Then you're gonna lean to the left. Uh-huh. And then back straight. And if it's all good, you've found your one. That is very scientific. LAUGHS: Yes. There it is. There's the one. The one? There's only one? How do you know? What if you're wrong? What if you commit to it then you realise it's not the one that` (TWINKLING) Yeah. It's a good tree. When I was a little girl, there was always one Christmas present under the tree that was unaccounted for. My parents said they didn't buy it, so that's how my sister and I knew it was from Santa. It was always my favourite present. What are your favourite Christmas traditions? Well, I usually end up working Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. The guys with families really want the time off, so I end up being the guy who holds down the fort. Must be hard. It's no big deal. What do you do for Christmas? This year on Christmas I'm volunteering at a big pet rescue adoption the shelter's putting on in the park. And then I'll go to my sister's for dinner. You know, I really wanna thank you again for all the work you did around the house. Oh. I may be able to sell it sooner than I thought. That's great. You didn't just fix up another house this time. You built a real home ` for a real family. (SOFT CHRISTMASSY MUSIC PLAYS) (DOOR CLOSES) Nothing's happening. Yeah, we're just roommates. But you're both single and you like each other. (SCOFFS) It's not like that. He's not even looking for a serious relationship. He dates models. And I'm... I don't have time to date cos I'm busy. But you live together and you spend all your free time together. It's not like that. That's crazy. I mean, you're perfect together. You enjoy each other's company, you get along great, and your cats are best friends. I mean, how many more clues do you need? I'm not going down that road. I'm not gonna fall for somebody who's clearly not interested in a serious relationship. You can't decide not to fall in love with someone. It just happens. Do you wanna know how he feels about you? Hm? Test the waters? Use this. What is that? Mistletoe. That's not mistletoe. It's a metaphor. Go get some mistletoe. Put it in the house. If he stands underneath it, gives you a kiss on the cheek, then he just wants to be friends. But if he kisses you on the lips, then he really likes you. (CHUCKLES) That... That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I would never do that. Not in a million years. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) (CAT MEOWS) It's nothing. Just decorating. (CAT MEOWS) Don't judge me. (CAT MEOWS) (CAR APPROACHES) OK. (DOOR OPENS) Hey. Welcome home. Hey. Hey. How was your day? Good. Great. Great. How wa`? How was yours? Oh, great. Good. (SIGHS) Well... I'll see you later. Oh. You're leaving? Yeah. Why? Oh, I just, um... I just thought maybe you could help me... grout the kitchen sink. Sure. Yeah, I could do that. Get it down. Get it down. (DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) (ROMANTIC MUSIC) Sorry. Didn't have a choice. What? Mistletoe. (PURRS) Oh. Yeah. Oh no. This cannot be happening. This is` This is` This is not happening, not to me. LAUGHS: Calm down. It's not such a bad thing. Answer me this. There's a fourth step before you fall off the cliff. I thought you said there were only three. It varies. Has she asked you to meet her family yet? No, not yet. Well, there's then, then. Yeah, but have you kissed her? No. Yes. ALL: Ooh! (LAUGH) But it was only because of mistletoe, OK. I didn't have a choice. He's toast. (LAUGHS) (GROANS) You didn't come home till really late last night. Is everything OK at work? Yeah, I do that sometimes. Just kinda go with the flow, blow wherever the wind takes me. So I guess things are permanent now. You have a family. What? Family? What do you mean? You and Ambrose. You're not looking for a home for him any more. He's your family. Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) Huh. I guess so. You OK? Somethin' wrong? No. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good. There's this, uh, thing I have to do tonight. Yeah, what's that? It's nothing, really. It's just a party my sister and her husband invited me to. I can bring someone if I want. You want me to meet your family? I just thought it would be something fun to do. You'd really like my sister and brother-in-law. They're great. I'm sorry, but I can't. Oh, yeah. No, of course. I mean, it's totally last-minute and everything. No, it's just that I have this work thing that I have to do. I would like to, but I just can't. I thought you were off tonight. I was, but I got changed, so... Man, it's later than I thought. I actually have to get to work. I'll see you when I get back if you're here. Otherwise I'll see you when I see you. K. K. You sure everything's OK? Yeah, everything's fine. Bye. ALL: # The Lord is come. # Let Earth receive her king. # Let every heart # prepare him room. # (CAROLLERS CONTINUE SINGING) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) MAN: No, we leave the 26th, yeah. (LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) Merry Christmas, George. Hi! Hi. You made it! Hi. How are you? You look great. Oh, thanks. So, where is he? Yeah. Where's Brown Eyes? I'm sorry. He couldn't make it. He had a work thing. Oh, that's too bad. I'm sorry. Oh. They're clients. Will you excuse us one second? Oh, yeah, yeah. OK. You sure? I'll just, um... CAROLLERS: # Don we now our gay apparel. # Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la. # Troll the ancient Yuletide carol. # Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la. # (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (BIRDSONG) Hey. Hey. I was just writing you a note. I thought I'd be gone before you got home. Gone? How was work? It was fine. Where are you going? I finally got a job... and found a place that takes cats. Thank you so much for letting Queenie and me stay here. It was really kind of you. Yeah, you don't have to go. You can stay. I really appreciate everything. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. (GENTLE MUSIC) Wh-What about Ambrose? He's gonna miss you guys. He is? Yeah. Yeah, he has a real connection with Queenie. Well, maybe I can bring her by some time. Well, that would be great. You should definitely do that. I'll call you, set something up in the new year. The new year? (EXHALES) (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR CLOSES) Hey, buddy. Hey. (MEOWS) (SIGHS) (MEOWS) Why are you so sad? This is what we wanted, right? (SIGHS) (PURRS) Yeah. Maybe not. She just moved out, found a new place to live. Probably for the best. I don't wanna lead her on. Oh, you wouldn't wanna do that (!) It's not like I was in love with her. I liked her. I mean, who wouldn't? She's wonderful. Zachary, what are you so afraid of? Nothing. Harriet and I have been married for 26 years, and I don't regret one day of it. She and the kids give my life meaning. I know. And that's a great life for you. It's just not for me. Cos you're different? Exactly. What about Ambrose? You care about him or you just got used to him being around? Well, it's different. He's a great cat. He needs me. But you don't need anyone? (SIGHS) No. Remember when you were a kid and I crashed through your bedroom window that night and saved you from the fire? Yes. You decided that day to become a firefighter, right? That was years ago. You still know it was the right decision. That was a defining moment. This, right here, right now, this is another defining moment. If you care about that girl, you need to go find her and tell her how you feel. That's great. I just... I don't know where to find her, Sam. Ambrose. (MEOWS) Where... is Marilee, huh? He's not Lassie; he's not gonna lead you to her. It's Christmas Eve, though ` time for miracles. Maybe she'll walk right through that door right now and tell you she loves you. It was worth a shot. Thanks for coming down and hanging out with me. Hey, no problem. Merry Christmas, Zachary. Merry Christmas, Sam. He told me he didn't want a serious relationship. Yes, he did. Mm-hm. And I told him I didn't wanna date until after I graduate. Yes, you did. And then he told me he was going to work, but he wasn't going to work. He was on a date with a... with a beautiful woman. He lied. Yes, he did. But he didn't really lie. I'm not even dating him. He doesn't owe me anything. I... But we've been over all that. What's with the kiss? See, that was my fault. The mistletoe kiss test ` clearly flawed. Yeah. Yeah. (CELL PHONE RINGS) (SIGHS) Will you please answer it this time? No. No. No. He's clearly interested in someone else. I'll call him in a few weeks, you know, when I'm... over him. You're going to get over him? Yeah. Yeah. OK. Uh, hi, Marilee. It's Zachary calling ` again. I just wanted to say merry Christmas and hope you're having a great Christmas Eve. Just wanted to call and say that Ambrose and I miss you and Queenie and... give us a call. Merry Christmas. (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (BIRDSONG) ('DECK THE HALLS') (KIDS CHEER) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Santa! Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Hello. Well, we blew it, Ambrose. We let 'em get away. (MEOWS) OK, I blew it. This is the worst Christmas ever. (MEOWS) What do you want me to do? If I knew where she was, I would go get her. (MEOWS) (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) You're a genius, Ambrose. (DOGS BARK, PEOPLE CHATTER) And this little guy is very good with kids. (CHUCKLES) (HORN HONKS, SIREN BLARES) (HORN HONKS) (BRAKES HISS) What are you doing here? Ambrose, he reminded me that you volunteered here for Christmas. He did? I don't understand why you're here. I thought you'd be with your new girlfriend. What new girlfriend? The one I saw you with at the mayor's Christmas party. What, you were at that party? Yeah, that's the party I invited you to, but you had to work. And then you were there with the woman in the red dress. I was there to promote the firefighters calendar. It's something we do every Christmas to raise money for the children's hospital. And that woman was the mayor's wife. (EXHALES) Marilee White, you are the smartest and most beautiful woman I've ever met. And I love that you know the right shade of white. I love that know how to install a stove and cook dinner. (CHUCKLES) That you love animals. And I love that you know how to buy a Christmas tree. And I love that you believe in love and made me believe. And I know you wanna finish school and start your practice before you find love, but sometimes it finds you when you weren't even looking. I want to jump in front of you, stop you in your tracks. Mountain lions. (LAUGHS) (UPLIFTING MUSIC) (MEOWS) (MEOWS) I'm climbing to the highest peak I can find. If you join me, I know we'll be together forever. (CHUCKLES) I love you. I love you. (MUSIC SWELLS) Captions by Madison Batten. www.able.co.nz Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. Copyright Able 2017