I've danced ever since - 1 SONG: # The night we met I knew I needed you so # And if I had the chance I'd never let you go # So won't you say you love me # I'll make you so proud of me # We'll make them turn their heads # Every place we go # So won't you please Be my, be my baby # Be my little baby # Say you'll be my darling # Be my baby now # I'll make you happy, baby # Just wait and see # For every kiss you give me # I'll give you three # Oh, since the day I saw you # I have been waiting for you # You know I will adore you till eternity # So won't you please Be my, be my baby # My one and only baby # Be my, be my baby # My one and only baby... # RADIO: Hi, everybody, this is cousin Brucie! Summer romance is blooming, and everybody is in love! Here's The Four Seasons. SONG: # Big girls don't cry Big girls don't cry... # FRANCES (Thinks): That was summer, 1963, when I didn't mind everybody calling me 'Baby'. # Don't cry-y-y They don't cry # Big girls don't cry... # That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles, when I aspired to the Peace Corps, and thought my dad was the greatest. # My girl didn't cry I wonder why # Told my girl we'd break up... # That was the summer we went to Kellerman's. # When she said to my surprise # Big girls don't cry... # P.A. ANNOUNCER: Softball for all you Sandy Koufaxes, Complimentary dance lessons in the gazebo... Oh, my God, look at that! I needed those coral shoes. You said I had too much! You brought 10 pairs. The coral shoes match that dress! A tragedy is three men trapped underground, or police dogs in Birmingham. Monks burning themselves! Butt out, Baby. OK, we've got horseshoes in 15 minutes, splish-splash water class by the lake, still-life art class, volleyball and croquet. For you older folks, we've got sex! It's Doc! Max! Doc, I've finally got you up on my mountain! How's the blood pressure, Max? Girls, if not for this man, I'd be standing here dead. Billy, get the bags. Right away! I kept the best cabin for you. Hey, thanks a lot. You want a job here? There's a merengue class shortly. The greatest teacher - an ex-Rockette! It's his first vacation in six years. Go easy. Three weeks here feels like a year. TEACHER: One, two, three, four, stomp those feet, stomp some more! Listen to the music! Sorry. Draw your papoose, shake it loose! Follow me into a round robin! Ladies, the inner circle! Come on, ladies! God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake them! OK, ladies, when I say 'Stop', find the man of your dreams! Stop! Remember, he's boss on the dance floor, and nowhere else. Mom, Dad, I'm going to look around the main house. MAX: There are two kinds of help here. You waiters are all college guys. I went to Harvard and Yale to hire you. Why did I do that? You shouldn't need reminding. This is a family place - you mind your manners, and show the goddamn daughters a good time. All the daughters - even the dogs. Show them the stars - romance them however you want. Got that, guys? Hey, hold it! (Sneers) If it isn't the entertainment staff. Wiseass, you've got your own rules. Dance with the daughters - teach the mambo, the cha-cha - anything they pay for, but that's it. That's where it ends. No funny business, no conversations, and hands off! Some ass in the woods maybe, but no conversation! Watch it, Rodriguez! Think you'll keep your "hands off", Johnny? Put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy. I'll do the hard stuff. Sit down, I'll get you some wine. Thank you, Max. This is Dr and Mrs Houseman, Baby, Lisa. Meet your waiter, Robbie Gould - Yale Medical School. These are special guests. Give them anything they want. Enjoy it. Thanks, Max. Look at all this leftover food. Are children still starving in Europe? South-East Asia, Ma. Oh, right. Robbie, Baby's sending her leftovers to South-East Asia. Wrap them up, please. Max, Baby's going to change the world. And you, missy? Lisa will decorate it. She already does. (Snaps fingers) Doc, please meet someone - my grandson, Neil. He attends Cornell School of Hotel Management. Baby's starting at Mount Holyoke. NEIL: Oh, great. Will you major in English? No - Economics of Underdeveloped Countries. I'm entering the Peace Corps. After here, I'm going to Mississippi on a Freedom Ride. (Begins to tapdance) MAX: This is our own Tito Suarez. MAMBO SONG Mambo! Yeah, come on! Who's that? (Scoffs) Them? They're the dance people. They're here to keep the guests happy. Showing off with each other won't sell any lessons. Hi, kids. Having fun? Yeah. Actually, I must excuse myself. I'm supervising the games. Like to help me start things? Sure she would! (All laugh) This will barely hurt. You've got Blue Cross, right? DRUM ROLL Was that good for you? For being such a good sport, here you go! I finally met a girl exactly like my mother. So I brought her home. My father hates her! Ha-ha-hah! Go figure! Hi! Why are you here? I was walking. Go back. Let me help. No. What's up there? No guests. Go back and dance with the little boss-man again. Can you keep a secret? Your parents would kill you. Max would kill me. SONG: # Do you love me? # I can really move # Do you love me? # I'm in the groove # Do you love me now that I can dance? # Watch me now! # Work, work! Work it out, baby # Work, work! You're driving me crazy # Work, work! Just a little bit slow now # I can mashed potato # Do the twist # Now tell me, baby # Do you like it like this? # Tell me... # Where do they learn to do that? Where? I don't know. Kids do it in the basements back home. Want to try it? Come on, Baby. # Do you love me now that I can dance? # Watch me now! # Shake it up, shake it up # Shake it, shake it down # A little bit of soul now # I can mashed potato # Do the twist # Now tell me, baby # Do you like it like this? # Tell me... # Imagine this on the main floor - home of the family foxtrot?! Max would close it down first. # Do you love me? Do you love me? # Do you love me now that I can dance? # Watch me now # Shake it up, shake it up # Shake it, shake it down # A little bit of soul now... # That's my cousin, Johnny Castle. He got me the job here. # I can mashed potato # Do the twist # Tell me, baby # Do you like it like this? # Tell me... # They look great together. Yeah. They look like a couple. Aren't they? Not since we were kids. # Do you love me? Do you love me? # Do you love me now that I can dance? # Watch me now # Work, work! Work it out, baby # Work, work! You're driving me crazy # Work, work! Don't you get lazy! # # I'm a love man # Call me a love man # Ooh, baby, I'm a love man # Call me a love man # Six feet four weighing two hundred and ten... # Cuz, what's SHE doing here? She came with me. She's with me. I carried a watermelon. # I'm a love man... # "Carried a watermelon"? Watch my eyes. That's good! That's better. Good. Now roll this way. Now watch. MUSIC ENDS SONG: # The night we met I knew I needed you so 1 P.A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies, join our hair-raising wig show! Try a Jackie Kennedy or Elizabeth Taylor 'Cleopatra' wig! Knock with three. Look at that! These are golden hands. My God, it's Cleopatra! I'm such an asp. Ha-hah! You look 10 years younger. P.A.: We have callisthenics, then a symposium on the psychology of insult comedians! Ask not what your waiter can do for you, but what you can do for your waiter. If tips keep up, I'll buy my Alfa Romeo. That's my favourite car. Ladies, you look very lovely. Baby, cover for me tonight. Tell Mommy and Daddy I'm resting. Where are you going? The golf course. There's a pretty view from the first tee. So you were really a Rockette? I think you're a wonderful dancer. My mother kicked me out at age 16. I've danced ever since - never wanted anything else. I envy you. CHA-CHA MUSIC Aren't you dancing, Doc? We'll just waltz. Hi, Max! Aren't my dance lessons paying off? You look great, Vivian! Terrific! That's Vivian Pressman, one of the 'Bungalow Bunnies'. That's what we call the women who stay all week. The husbands only come on weekends. Moe Pressman's a big card-player. He'll join us. Moe coming up on Friday? Friday. He's away a lot, I know. It's a hardship. Where's Penny? Everybody's asking for her. What do you mean "Where's Penny"? She's taking a break. She needs it. Providing it's not an all-night break. Come on, darling. Let's take a walk. I love to watch your hair blowing in the breeze. Maybe my parents are looking for me. Baby, don't worry. If they think you're with me, they'll be the happiest parents at Kellerman's. I'm known as the catch of the county. Sure you are. Last week I took a girl from Jamie, the lifeguard. He said, "What's HE got that I haven't?" She said, "Two hotels." (Laughs) LISA: Robbie? I don't hear an apology. Go back to Mommy and Daddy, Lisa. Maybe you'll hear one in your dreams. Sorry you had to see that, Baby. Sometimes, in this world, you see things you don't want to see. You hungry? Come on. What do you want? You can have anything. Brownie, some milk... SOBBING ..leftover rice pudding... ..beets, leftover cabbage roll... ..fruit salad...sweet gherkins? Neil, I'm sorry, I'd better check on Lisa. Yeah? Yeah. SLOW MUSIC PLAYS # # Why's she here? In case Neil comes back. Would Penny do anything stupid? So, what's wrong? What's the matter with her? She's knocked up, Baby. Billy! What'll he do about it? "What'll he do about it?" Oh, it's mine, right? You think that first? I... (Penny cries) It's OK. OK, Johnny's here. Johnny's here. It's OK. I'll never let anything happen to you. (Sobs) We've got to go. Just hold on. Just hold on. Good girl. Good girl. If you're in trouble you talk to me. I'll take care of it. You should have told me first. Forget it. I couldn't take your money. That's my business. Besides, it wouldn't be enough. (Penny cries) Oh God, it's hopeless. Don't say that. We'll work it out somehow. Baby? Is that your name? You know what, Baby? You don't know shit about my problems. I told her. She'll tell her little management boyfriend and we'll all get fired! Tell everyone - "Penny got knocked up by Robbie." Robbie? Look... One of the counsellors knows a doctor, a real MD, travelling through New Paltz next week. An appointment costs $250. I know Robbie has the money. Tell him... He knows. Go back to your playpen...Baby. It's not your business. You can't just leave her. I'm not bailing out a chick who's balled every guy here. Precision, please, Baby. Some people count and some people don't. Read it. Return it though, I have notes in the margin. You make me sick. Stay away from my sister or I'll have you fired. What am I doing wrong? You're lining it up wrong. Daddy. She'll leave me for Arnold Palmer. Someone's in trouble. Besides your mother? You're overcorrecting, Marge. You said I should help people in trouble. Could you lend me $250? Are you in trouble? No, it's not me. Could you loan me it? What's it for? Baby, stand up straight. I can't tell you. It's hard to say that, but I can't. You can tell me anything. Not this. It's not illegal, is it? No, Daddy. That was a stupid thing to ask. Forgive me. I'll have it for you before dinner. Is everything alright? Fine. Thanks. SONG: # Stay, just a little bit longer # Please, please, please, please Tell me you're going to # Now your daddy don't mind # And your mommy don't mind # If we have another dance Just one more # One more time # Oh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? # Please let me hear you say that you will # Say you will # Won't you press your sweet lips to mine... # Here's the money. You mean Robbie? No, you were right about him. Where's it from? You need it. Is she for real? Yeah, it's hard to ask Daddy. Thanks, but I can't use it. What's wrong with you? Take the money. Her appointment's on Thursday. They dance at the Sheldrake on Thursday. If they cancel, they lose the gig. What's the Sheldrake? It's the hotel where they do the mambo. Can't someone else fill in? No, Miss Fix-it, somebody else can't. Jenna's filling in for Penny. Everybody works here. Why? Do you want to do it? Johnny. It's not a bad idea. I was joking, Billy. She can move. It's a dumb idea. I can't do the merengue. See? You can lead anybody. You heard her. She can't do it. Oh, sorry! No. Sorry. Don't step on the one. Start on the two. Find the two. I've never done this before. It's one, two, three, four. Don't dance till the two, alright? Yes. MUSIC STARTS Relax. Breathe. Frame. No! Again. Ow! SONG: # Wipe-out! # Two, three, four. Two, three, four. Don't lean back. Lifting up. Two, three, four. Shoulders down. Two, three, four. Two, three, four. Two, three, four. Again. Now concentrate. And... Don't put your heel down. Don't put your heel down! I didn't! Listen to me. The steps aren't enough. FEEL the music. It's not the mambo. It's a feeling, a heartbeat. Gu-gung, gu-gung. Gu-gung. Don't try so hard. Gu-gung. Gu-gung. Close your eyes. (Whispers) Gu-gung. Gu-gung. Two, three, four. Two, three, four. Two, three, four. Breathe. Head up! Lock your frame. Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space, this is yours. You've got to hold the frame. Again. Frame. # I look at you and I fantasise # You're mine tonight # Now I've got you in my sights # With these hungry eyes # One look at you and I can't disguise # I've got hungry eyes # I feel the magic between you and I # I wanna hold you so hear me out # I wanna show you what love's all about # Darling, tonight # Now I've got you in my sights # With these hungry eyes # One look at you and I can't disguise # I've got hungry eyes # I feel the magic between you and I # I've got hungry eyes # Now I've got you in my sights # With these hungry eyes # Now did I take you by surprise? # I need you to see # That you were meant for me # I need you Hungry eyes # Now I've got you in my sights with my hungry eyes # Got you in my sights Hungry eyes # Hungry eyes # Hungry eyes Back. Easy. And turn, turn. Down. Lift - you learn that later. Come on. Down, twist and...ow! Sorry. Trying to kill me?! You've got to concentrate. You think that's fun? We're doing the show in two days. You won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns. I'm doing all this to save your ass. I should drop you on it. Let's get out of here. Shit! I locked the keys in. THUNDER # I hear your heels clicking on the sidewalk... # You're getting wet. # Beating to the rhythm of my heart # It's gotta be you You're the only one I want # I follow you home... # You're wild! What? You're wild! # Baby, it's you # Can't think of anything but you # And what I need, baby, is a little bit of sympathy. # The most important thing to remember in lifts is balance. Whoa! I've got it now. Where did you learn to dance? This guy came into this luncheonette one day. We were sitting around doing nothing. He said Arthur Murray was testing instructors. So, if you pass... ..they teach you how to teach different dances. What? No. Come here. Don't look down, look right here. Good. And... # I wanna know if you'll be my girl # Hey, hey, baby # I wanna know if you'll be my girl # When I saw you walking down the street # I said that's the gal I'd like to meet # She's so pretty Lord, she's fine # I'll make her mine, all mine # Hey, hey, baby... # Bend your knees. Go! Whoa! Good try. You'll hurt me if you don't trust me. Go, go! Ooh! Good. Do it again. (Screams) The best place to practise lifts is in the water. Bend your knees. Go! Good, good. Now, hold the position. Good, don't break it. Ah! Let's do it again. OK. Alright? One, two, three. Oh, sorry. Good. No, no, don't...! It's not too bad. One more time? OK. OK, go. 1 I can't believe it's tonight. Change on the way to the Sheldrake. (Gasps) Mrs Schumacher. Wait, we'll help you. Such junk, such junk! Benny Bernstein's Dancing School, that's where I went. George Burns was a teacher. Oh. Thank you. You're welcome. Shoulders down, head up, my frame locked, stay on my toes. I'll forget the steps. Pull up and let him lead you. What if I fall on my face? I don't look at my feet, keep my eyes open, keep my frame locked, stay pulled up... Thanks, Baby. I don't sleep around, whatever Robbie's told you. I thought that he loved me. I thought it was something special. I just wanted you to know that. How does it look? I'm scared. I'm so scared, Baby. Don't worry. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. MC: Bingo, bingo, bingo! Thursday night at Kellerman's is bingo night. Want to dance later? Maybe. Who knows? You've got to help. No, I don't. Say I'm in bed with a headache. 'Bye. The Sheldrake Hotel proudly presents Johnny Castle and partner in Mambo Magic! MUSIC STARTS Relax. Watch my lead. Wrong way. Over here. Ready for the lift? Come on. Keep going. APPLAUSE RADIO: Wherever you are, look at the stars. What a show! Here are The Drifters. You did good. I thought the Schumachers would recognise me. Me too. By the second turn you really had it. I missed the lift. You did good. # And something happens to me # That's some kind of wonderful # Any time my little world seems blue # I just have to look at you # And everything seems to be some kind of wonderful # I know I can't express this feeling of tenderness # There's so much I wanna say # But the words just won't come my way # I just know when I'm in your embrace # This world is a happy place # And something happens to me... # Thanks. Johnny! Come on! It's Penny. You didn't call an ambulance? She said they'd call the police. They didn't use ether - nothing. You said he was qualified. He had a dirty knife. I heard her screaming. I tried to get in. It's alright, Johnny's here. (Whispers) Daddy. What? What is it, Baby? Is it Lisa? No. Excuse me. Excuse me. Everybody clear out, please. (Groans) OK. (Winces) I know that hurts. We'll take care of that. Who's responsible for this girl? I am. Please, if she... Doc, thanks a lot. I don't know how to thank you. Was that what my money paid for? I'm sorry. You're not the person I thought. You're not to see those people again. Let me explain. You're NEVER to see them. I won't tell your mother. Take that stuff off your face before she sees you. Is everything alright, Jake? It's alright, Marge. Go back to sleep. SONG: # These arms of mine... # KNOCK AT DOOR Can I come in? It's not a great room. You've probably got a great room. No, it's a great room. Ah... No, leave it on. I'm sorry about the way Daddy treated you. No, your father was great. The way he took care of Penny... Yes, but I mean the way he was with you. It's really me it has to do with. I came here because my father... The way he saved her - I could never do anything like that. People are right. I'm nothing. That's not true. You, you're everything. You don't understand the way it is. Last month I'm barely surviving, this month women are stuffing diamonds in my pockets. I'm balancing on shit. It doesn't have to be that way. You look at the world and think you can make it better. If somebody's bleeding... I get my daddy. That's really brave, like you said. That took a lot of guts. You're not scared of anything. I'm scared of everything - what I did, who I am. Most of all I'm scared of walking out of here and never feeling again... the way I feel when I'm with you. SONG FINISHES RECORD CHANGES Dance with me? What, here? Here. SONG: # Don't ya feel like crying? # Don't ya feel like crying? # Here I am, honey # Come on # Cry to me # When you're all alone # In your lonely room # And there's nothing # But the smell of her perfume # Don't ya feel like crying? # Don't ya feel like crying? # Don't ya feel like crying? # Come on, come on # Cry to me # Nothing can be sadder # Than a glass of wine alone # Loneliness, loneliness Such a waste of time # Oh, yeah # You don't ever have to walk alone # Come on, take my hand # Be there Won't you walk with me? # Oh, yeah # When you're waiting # For my voice to come # In the night # But there's no-one # Don't ya feel like crying? # Don't ya feel like crying? # Here I am, honey # Come on # Cry to me # When you're all alone # In your lonely room # And there's nothing # But the smell of her perfume # Don't ya feel like crying? # Don't ya feel like crying? # Don't ya feel like crying? # Come on, come on # Cry to me. # P.A.: Singers, dancers, actors! It's your lucky day! Auditions for the annual Kellerman's end-of-season talent show beginning in the playhouse. Is everyone participating in the show? We're leaving tomorrow - to miss the traffic. We're paid till Sunday. Miss the show? We're leaving tomorrow. But I was going to sing. You can't miss it. Baby, I need you for props. Why would you want to leave early? It was just an idea. We can stay if you want. What will you sing, Lisa? 'I Feel Pretty'. Or 'What Do the Simple Folk Do?' What do you think, Daddy? 1 RADIO: The Mets have finally broken their 22-game losing streak. (Knocks) PENNY: Hi. Hi. You look much better. You just missed your father. He's such a wonderful man. I'm sorry, I didn't realise. You couldn't have. It's OK. KNOCK AT DOOR Hey. Johnny. How are you? I'm OK. Yeah? Dr Houseman says I'll be fine. I can still have children. Oh, Penny, that's really great. So, how did it go last night? Good. Fine. I didn't do the lift, but it was good. I guess I... I guess I might go. Goodbye. See ya. He says you'll be fine? What are you doing? You told me never to get mixed up with them. I know what I'm doing, Penny. Listen to me. You've got to stop it now. The Kramers have a lesson. They'll kill each other if I'm not there. Sure, you've got to go. See ya. Johnny! (mouths words) P.A.: It's rainy-day game time. Pin a tail on the guests, win 10 boxes of Kleenex! I'm so sick of this rain. I won't take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls. Go to Acapulco. It'll be fun. (Angry) Where is my beige iridescent lipstick? I put it here. Where are you going? They're having charades in the lobby. Quite the little joiner, aren't we? # Tonight you're mine completely... # Have you had many women? What? Have you HAD many women? Baby, come on. I want to know. No, no. # But will you love me tomorrow? # You've got to understand what it's like. You come from the streets and suddenly these women are throwing themselves at you. They really take care of themselves. I never knew such women. And they're so rich. And they're slipping me their room keys. So I think I'm scoring big. They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right? That's alright. I understand. You're just using them. No, that's not it. No, it wasn't like that. THEY were using me. What's your real name, Baby? Frances. Like the first woman in the Cabinet. Frances. That's a real grown-up name. I've decided to go all the way with Robbie. No, not with someone like him. If we came here for our 10th anniversary, would it be free? It's wrong this way. It should be with someone... that you sort of love. Come on. You don't care about me. You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army, as long as it's ours. What you care about is not being Daddy's girl anymore. He listens when I talk now. You hate that. One, two, three, cha-cha-cha. Hey, where's my pleasing arc? Spaghetti arms! Would you give me some tension? You're invading my dance space. This is my space, that's yours. Let's cha-cha. Don't look down. Look right here. SONG: # Sylvia. # Yes, Mickey? # How do you call your lover boy? # Come here, lover boy! # And if he doesn't answer? # (Coyly) Oh, lover boy. # And if he still doesn't answer? # I simply say, baby # Oh, baby # My sweet baby # You're the one! # Baby! # Oh, baby... # NEIL: Johnny! Yeah? Baby, taking dance lessons? I could teach you, kid. MUSIC STOPS I'm in charge of the final show. It's about the last dance. I'd like to shake things up. Move with the times. Yeah? I've got a lot of ideas. I've been working on a mix of a Cuban rhythm and soul dance. Whoa! You're way over your head here. I thought, you always do the mambo. Why not dance this year's final dance... ..to the pachanga? Right! You can do the same tired number as last year, but next year we'll find another dancer... Sure, Neil, no problem. We'll end the season with the pachanga. Great idea. Sometimes he's a bit difficult, but the ladies like him. Make sure he gives you the full half hour. BANG That little wimp! I could've told him some new ideas. Stand up to him. Fight the boss? Tell him your ideas. These people are rich and mean. They won't listen. Fight harder. Make them listen. I need this job for next summer. My dad called today. My uncle can get me into a union. What union? The House Painters and Plasterers Local 179 at your service. DOOR OPENS I've been thinking about the domino theory. When Vietnam falls, is China next? I don't think they saw us. Fight harder? I don't see you fighting. You haven't told Daddy about me. It's complicated. I will tell him. I don't believe you. I don't think...that you ever had any intention of telling him. Ever. P.A.: Soon it's back to school and back to work. What a terrible thought! Hi, have you seen Johnny? I'm sorry. Looks like I've picked the wrong sister. That's OK, I went slumming too. Oh, Johnny! Hit me. Hit me. Get lost. You're not worth it! You're not worth it. SONG: # The night we met I knew I needed you so 1 # Who's this Hulahana of Kamanawana Hula Bay? # She will hula when you have the gifts she wants # You'll hear her say # Bring me a pineapple that doesn't sting # A bird that swims, a fish that sings # I wanna, I really wanna. # Hi, Vivian. Win big, Moe. As always. This is our last night together. I've got something worked out. # All the boys of Okakokanoka Island # Gather all the gifts Hulahana asked # They have combed their island homes # Fulfilling each whim # And it's worth it when they watch her shake her grass. # Excuse me, sir. The pirate number's next. Oh, yeah, thanks. Hey, kid. I play cards all weekend. Give my wife some extra dance lessons. I'm sorry, Mr Pressman, but I'm booked up the whole weekend. I won't have any time. I can't accept this. # You can waka all you wanna # You can waka while I walk away # Away # Away # Away! # I've decided tonight's the night with Robbie. He doesn't even know yet. Hey, Lisa. SONG: # Yes! # We're gonna fall in love It feels so right # Yes! We're gonna make love It's gonna be tonight # I can just imagine # Huggin' and teasin' and lovin' and squeezin' all night # I've made up my mind # He's gonna be mine # I'm so glad I waited... # Robbie. It's me. Holy shit! 'IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT' PLAYS You wanna hear something crazy? Mmm. I dreamt we were walking along and we met your father. He said, "Come on," and put his arm around me - just like he did with Robbie. # Promise I'll never let you go # In the still of the night. # You know how you feel when you think a patient's alright, then you see the X-rays? What happened, Max? It's like discovering an employee is stealing. Moe Pressman's wallet was stolen last night. It was in his jacket on his chair at 1:30 and at 3:45 it was missing. Vivian thinks she remembers this dance kid...Johnny walking by. We asked him - "Do you have an alibi?" He says he was in his room, reading. There are no books in Johnny's room. I know Johnny didn't do it. It's happened here before. Three other wallets. It wasn't him. Stay out of it. Gwen, don't put those tables together! Daddy, help me. I know Johnny didn't take Moe's wallet. How do you know? I can't say. Please trust me, Daddy. Sorry, Baby, I can't. This Danish is pure protein. Mr Kellerman... Maybe Johnny didn't do it. Anyone could've taken it. Maybe it was... It could've been that old couple - the Schumachers. She had some wallets. Sylvia and Sidney? You don't go around accusing innocent people! They were at the Sheldrake - wasn't something stolen there? The kid has no alibi. Come on, Neil. You'll learn how to fire an employee. Mr Kellerman, wait. I know Johnny didn't take it. I know he was in his room. The reason I know... is because I was with him. I told you it was the truth. I'm sorry I lied to you. But you lied too. You said everyone was alike and deserved a break. But you meant everyone who was like you. You told me you wanted me to make the world better. But you meant by becoming a lawyer and marrying someone from Harvard. I'm not proud of myself... but I'm in this family too and you can't keep ignoring me. I'm not everything you thought I was, but if you love me, you'd accept me. I love you, and I'm sorry I let you down. I'm so sorry, Daddy! But you let me down too. DOOR OPENS I've been looking for you everywhere! They found the Schumachers. They fingerprinted their water glasses and found out they're wanted in Arizona and Florida. So then...then it's alright? I knew it'd work out! I knew they'd apologise... I'm out, Baby. They fired you anyway because of me. And if I leave quietly, I'll get my summer bonus. I did it for nothing! I hurt my family... you lost your job anyway! Not for nothing! Nobody's ever done anything for me before. You were right - you can never win. I don't want to hear that. YOU can! I used to think so. Dr Houseman, can I... Look, I know what you must be thinking... You don't know anything about me. You want Baby to be like you - someone people admire. She IS. If you could see... Don't tell me what to see! I see someone who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher and then moved on to an innocent young girl! Yeah, that's what you would see. 1 Well... I can't imagine being here without you. You have more time for horseshoes and croquet. SONG: # She's like the wind... # Maybe they'll saw you in seven pieces now. Guess we surprised everybody. I guess we did. # She leads me through moonlight only to burn me with the sun... # I'll never be sorry. # She's taken my heart... # Neither will I. # Feel her breath on my face... # I'll see you. # Her body close to me # Can't look in her eyes # She's out of my league # Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs # She's like the wind # I look in the mirror and all I see # Is a young old man with only a dream # Am I just fooling myself... # Baby... # That she'll stop the pain... # I'll do your hair. # Living without her... # You'd look pretty if... # I'd go insane... # No. You're prettier your own way. # Her body close to me # Can't look in her eyes # She's out of my league # Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs # She's like the wind. # (Sings) # Kellerman's, we come together # Singing all as one # We have shared another season's talent, play and fun # Summer days will soon be over Soon the autumn starts # And tonight the memories whisper softly in our hearts (All sing) # Join hands and hearts and voices # Voices, hearts and hands # At Kellerman's the friendships last # Long as the mountain stands # Daytime, night-time Any hour # Whether rain or shine # Games and lectures, jokes and music # Happily combine # Join hands and hearts and voices # Voices, hearts and hands # At Kellerman's... # Robbie. Good luck in medical school. And thank you for your help with Penny. We all get into messes. What?! I thought Baby told you... Look, I'm not sure. Those girls would pin it on any guy around. # Join hands and hearts and voices # Voices, hearts and hands... # (Speaks German) (Speaks German) We've seen it all, Tito. Baba and Zada serving the first pasteurised milk to the boarders. War years with no meat, the Depression with nothing. Lots of changes though, Max. It's not the changes this time. It all seems to be ending. Do you think kids want to come here? Europe - that's what kids want. 22 countries in three days. Feels like it's all slipping away. # But the heart needs a vacation where no cares are seen # So let's join in just one last chorus # Visitors, staff and guests # What we've shared won't be forgotten # Old friends are the best # Join hands and hearts and voices # Voices, hearts and hands # At Kellerman's the friendships last # Long as the mountain stands # Joining hands and hearts... # Hey, Johnny! # Voices, hearts and hands # At Kellerman's the friendships last # Long as the mountain stands # For our hands require... # Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Come on. # But the heart needs a vacation # Where no cares are seen # Join hands and hearts and voices # Voices, hearts and hands... # (Lisa sings) # At Kellerman's... # Sorry about the disruption, but I always do the season's last dance. This year somebody stopped me, so I'll dance my way with a great partner. She's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody who's taught me there are people who'll stand up for other people. Somebody who's taught me... ..about the kind of person I want to be. That's Frances Houseman. Sit down, Jake. # Now I've had the time of my life # No, I never felt like this before # Yes, I swear it's the truth # And I owe it all to you # 'Cause I've had the time of my life # And I owe it all to you... # (Crowd yells encouragement) # I've been waiting for so long # Now I've finally found someone to stand by me # We saw the writing on the wall as we felt this magical fantasy # Now with passion in our eyes # There's no way we could disguise it secretly # So we take each other's hand # 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency... # I think she gets this from me. # Just remember # You're the one thing I can't get enough of # So I'll tell you something # This could be love # Because... # (Crowd cheers wildly) # ..I've had the time of my life # And I never felt this way before # Yes, I swear it's the truth # And I owe it all to you # 'Cause I've had the time of my life # And I've searched through every open door # Till I've found the truth... # (All cheer) # And I owe it all to you... # ALL: Whoo! # Hey, baby # Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah # With my body and soul # I want you more than you'll ever know # So we'll just let it go Don't be afraid to lose control # Yes, I know what's on your mind # When you say "Stay with me tonight" # Just remember # You're the one thing I can't get enough of # So I'll tell you something # This could be love # Because... # (All cheer wildly) # I've had the time of my life and I never felt this way before # Yes, I swear it's the truth # And I owe it all to you # 'Cause I've had the time of my life # And I've searched through every open door # Till I've found the truth # And I owe it all to you. # Do you have sheet music on this stuff? I know you didn't get Penny in trouble. Yeah. When I'm wrong, I say it. You looked wonderful out there. # Now I've had the time of my life # No, I never felt this way before # Yes, I swear it's the truth and I owe it all to you # I've had the time of my life # And I searched through every open door # Till I found the truth and I owe it all to you # I've had the time of my life, baby # I've had the time of my life # No, I never felt this way before # Yes, I swear it's the truth # And I owe it all to you # I've had the time of my life. # Captions by the Australian Caption Centre. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. Able 2017 # Drivin' around # I just can't hear a sound # Except my own wheels turnin' # Wastin' a day # I'm just runnin' away # From a heart that's burnin' # But I can't run forever # Yes! # We're gonna fall in love and it feels so right # We're gonna make love Gonna be tonight # I can just imagine # Huggin' and teasin' and lovin' and squeezin' all night # I've made up my mind This is gonna be mine # I'm so glad I waited # Whoa-oh-oh # Why did I try to figure out why # Everything can't be anticipated # I can't wait to tell him # Yes! We're gonna fall in love and it feels so right # Yes! We're gonna make love Gonna be tonight # I can just imagine # Huggin' and teasin' and lovin' and squeezin' all night # Oh, yes! # COUSIN BRUCIE: Wow! What a groovy fun summer this has been. '63 will go down in history as the best summer for me. And, girls, please remember that you promise to respect him in the morning. Ha!