Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. Copyright Able 2018 GIRL, PROPERLY: Once upon a time, long, long ago ` well, more like 20 years ago ` Belle married her beast in front of 6000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon. He rounded up all the villains and the sidekicks ` basically, all the really interesting people ` and he booted them off to the Isle of the Lost, with a magical barrier to keep them there. This is my hood ` no magic. no Wi-Fi, no way out,... or so I thought. Hang on, you're about to meet us, but first, this happened. (EXPECTANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) Sleeve. Head. Aha. How is it possible that you're gonna be crowned King next month? You're just a baby. He's turning 16, dear. Hey, Pops. 16? That's far too young to be crowned king. I didn't make a good decision till I was at least 42. (SCOFFS) Uh, you decided to marry me at 28. Oh, it was either you or a teapot. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Kidding. Mom, Dad` Ah! Mm-mm. I've chosen my first official proclamation. I've decided that the children on the Isle of the Lost be given a chance... to live here in Auradon. Uh... SOFTLY: Huh? Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they've been abandoned. The children of our sworn enemies living among us? We start out with a few at first ` only the ones who need our help the most. I've already chosen them. Have you? I gave you a second chance. Who are their parents? Cruella de Vil, Jafar, Evil Queen... (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) ...and Maleficent. (YELPS) Maleficent?! She is the worst villain in the land! Dad, just hear me out here. I won't hear of it. Oh. Oh. They are guilty of unspeakable crimes. Dad, their children are innocent! Don't you think they deserve a shot at a normal life? Dad. (BIRDSONG) I suppose their children are innocent. (SOLEMN MUSIC) (EXHALES) Well, well done. (EXPECTANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) Shall we? (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC) (MUSIC BUILDS) (BEAT DROPS) (HISSING) RAPS: # They say I'm trouble. They say I'm bad. # They say I'm evil, and that makes me glad. RAPS # A dirty no-good # down to the bone, # your worst nightmare ` can't take me home. RAPS: # So I got some mischief... (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) # ...in my blood. # Can ya blame me? I never got no love. # They think I'm callous, a lowlife hood. Uh, hey! # I feel so useless,... ALL: # ...misunderstood! BOTH HARMONISE: # Mirror, mirror on the wall, # who's the baddest # of them all? (MUSIC BUILDS) # Welcome to my wicked world, # wicked world. # I'm rotten to the core, core,... (BEAT DROPS) ...rotten to the core. # I'm rotten to the core, core. # Who could ask for more? (MAN SHOUTS) # I'm nothin' like the kid next, # like the kid next door. (SHOUTS) # I'm rotten to the... # ...core. (YELLING) # I'm rotten to the... # I'm rotten to the core. (KIDS PLAY BEATS) (GRUNTING, SHOUTING, LAUGHTER) RAPS: # Call me a schemer; call me a freak. # How can you say that? # I'm just... unique. BOY RAPS: # What, me a traitor? Ain't got your back? # Are we not friends? What's up with that? MAN: Hey! RAPS: # So I'm a misfit; so I'm a flirt. # I broke your heart. (EXCLAIMS) # I made ya hurt. RAPS: # The past is past ` (SHOUTING) # forgive, forget. # The truth is ` # ALL: you ain't seen nothing yet! (LAUGHTER) Hey, that's my apple! BOTH HARMONISE: # Mirror, mirror on the wall, # who's the baddest # of them all? (MUSIC BUILDS) # Welcome to my wicked world, # wicked world. Come on! (DUBSTEP MUSIC) (BOY LAUGHS EVILLY) BOY: Gimme that! (YELLS) (GIRL GROANS) (EVIL CHUCKLING) (GIRL SIGHS) Yeah! ALL: # I'm rotten to the core, core, rotten to the core. # I'm rotten to the core, core. Who could ask for more? # I'm nothin' like the kid next, like the kid next door. # I'm rotten to the... ...core. # I'm rotten to the... # I'm rotten to the core. # (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) (PUFFS) (ALL LAUGH) (DARK MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (CLEARS THROAT) Hi, Mom. Stealing candy, Mal? So disappointed. It was from a baby. Ah! That's my nasty little girl. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (HAWKS, SPITS) (GRUNTS) Give it back to the dreadful creature. (SIGHS) Mom. It's the deets, Mal, that make the difference between mean and (CALLS) truly evil. (WAGON WHEELS SQUEAK SOFTLY) When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms. (MOUTHS) You. (CHUCKLES DRILY) Walk with me. See, I'm just trying to teach you the thing that really counts ` how to be me. I know that, and I'll do better. Oh! There's news! I buried the lede. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) You four have been chosen to go to a different school... in Auradon. (YELLING, GRUNTING, SQUEALING) What?! I'm not going to some boarding school filled to the brim with prissy pink princesses. And perfect princes. Ugh. Yeah, and I don't do 'uniforms' ` unless it's leather. You feel me? (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I read somewhere that they allow dogs in Auradon. Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave. (BARKS, CHUCKLES) Yeah, Mom, we're not going. Oh, you're thinking small, pumpkin. It's all about world domination. Knuckleheads! SING-SONGY: Mal. (DARK MUSIC) You will go; you will find the fairy godmother, and you will bring me back her magic wand ` (BLOWS) easy-peasy. What's in it for us? Matching thrones, hers and hers crowns. Um, I think she meant us. (CLANG!) It's all about you and me, baby. Do you enjoy watching innocent people suffer? Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't? Well, then get me the wand! And you and I can see all that and so much more. And with that wand and my sceptre, I will be able to bend both good and evil to my will! Our will. Our will, our will. (SNAPS FINGERS) And if you refuse, you're grounded for the rest of your life, missy. (CLICKS TONGUE) Wha`?! Mo` Ooh. (SNAPS FINGERS) (SOFT TINKLING) (DARK MUSIC) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SOFT ZAPPING) (GROANS) Fine. Whatever. I win. Evie, my little evil-ette in training,... you just find yourself a prince with a big castle and a mother-in-law wing... BOTH: ...and lots and lots of mirrors! (GIGGLES BREATHLESSLY) No laughing ` wrinkles. Oh, well, they're not taking my Carlos,... (GROANS) ...because I'd miss him too much. Really, Mom? Yes. Who would touch up my roots, fluff my fur and scrape the bunions off my feet? Yeah, maybe a new school wouldn't be the worst thing. (SIGHS) Carlos, they have dogs in Auradon. Oh no. I'm not going. (GROANS) Well, Jay isn't going either. I need him to stock the shelves in my store. What did you score? (CHUCKLES GENTLY, INHALES DEEPLY) Ooh. Ooh. (CLICKING) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (GASPS) (DING!) SOFTLY: A lamp. (BREATHES HEAVILY) Dad. I already tried. (GRUNTS) Yeah. Evie's not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow, hmm? (GASPS SOFTLY) What is wrong with you all?! People used to cower at the mention of our names! (CLATTERING) For 20 years, (BANGS TABLE) I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years, they have robbed us from our revenge ` revenge on Snow White and her horrible little men,... Ouch. ...revenge on Aladdin and his bloated genie,... I will` Pop! ...revenge on every sneaky Dalmatian that escaped your clutches. Oh, but they didn't get Baby. (SQUEAKING) They didn't get the... LAUGHS: They didn't get the baby! And I, Maleficent,... the evilest of them all,... I will finally have my revenge on Sleeping Beauty and her relentless little prince. (CHUCKLES DRILY) Villains. Yes. Yes? Our day has come. Hmm? EQ,... Hmm? ...give her the magic mirror. Yeah. This is your magic mirror? Yeah, it ain't what it used to be. Mm. Then again, neither are we. (BOTH CHUCKLE) It will help you find things. BREATHLESSLY: Like a prince? Like my waistline. Like the magic wand, hello! Hello. My spell book, my book ` I need that book. (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh! Ah, the safe! The safe. (THUDDING) Queen, help me. I never can figure this thing out. (BANGS) (SIGHS HEAVILY) Voila. My spell. Come, darling, come. Oh. (HISSING) Ooh! Oh. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Ooh. There she is. It doesn't work here, but it will in Auradon. (SIGHS) Remember, when we were spreading evil and ruining lives? Like it was yesterday. And now you will be making your own memories... by doing exactly as I tell you. Door. Oh. (HORN TOOTS) (GASPS) Ooh! Let's get this party started. Carlos, come. Who is the fairest of them all? Me. Ah! You. Yes! Let's go. Now, recite our mantra. There's no 'team' in 'I'. Oh, run along ` you're making me tear up. My bag. Yeah. Dad! Coming. (MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC) (CLEARS THROAT) (UNSETTLED, EXPECTANT MUSIC) (CHATTER) The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it. (UNSETTLED MUSIC DEEPENS) Mal! (CURIOUS MUSIC) (WHISPERING, GENTLE CHATTER) (VEHICLE DOOR SHUTS) (VEHICLE DOOR OPENS) Ugh, smells like common folk. CRUELLA DE VIL: Come back here now! (CARLOS PANTS, CHUCKLES) (GRUNTS) Carlos! Ingrate. (DARK MUSIC) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (VEHICLE ENGINE STARTS) Bye-bye. (CHUCKLING) The jackals have landed. (SEAT BELT CLICKS) Bring home the gold! Bring home a puppy! EVIL QUEEN: Bring home a prince! (AMUSING MUSIC) (BOTH GRUNT) CARLOS: Hey, it's mine! Gonna try these. CARLOS AND JAY: Mmm! (UNSETTLED NOTE) You're looking a little washed out; let me help you out. Ew, stop. I'm plotting. Well, it's not very attractive. (GRUNTS) CARLOS AND EVIE: Mmm. Oh! These ` it's salty, like nuts, but it's sweet, like I dunno what. Lemme see. Mmm. (GURGLES SOFTLY) (GRUNTS, SNORTS SOFTLY) Ow. (CHOMPS SOFTLY) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (WINDOW HUMS, GRUNTING) Look! (GASPS) (DRAMATIC, FOREBODING MUSIC) It's a trap! (YELLING, SCREAMING) (WARM, STIRRING MUSIC) What just happened? (MAL CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY) It must be magic. Hey. (TAPS) Did this little button just open up the magic barrier? No. This one opens the magic barrier. That one opens my garage. And this button... (WINDOW HUMS) (SOFT SQUEAKING) SLOWLY: OK. Ha! Nasty. I like that guy. (WARM, STIRRING MUSIC CONTINUES) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (LIVELY MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS, GENTLE CHEERING) Oh! (SHRIEKS) Ow! Stop! You got everything else! (BAND STOPS PLAYING, TRUMPET PLAYS SOUR NOTE) Why do you want whatever this is?! STRAINED: 'Cos you want it! No! 'Give it to me! Ow! Oh! Ow! 'Let go!' HUSHED: Guys, guys, guys! We have an audience. (SPITS) Just... cleanin' up. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Get up. (GRUNTS) SING-SONGY: Leave it like you found it. And by that, I mean just leave it. (GIRL CHUCKLES SOFTLY, BELLS CHIME TUNEFULLY) (CLATTERING) (VEHICLE DOOR SHUTS) Hello, Foxy. The name's... Jay. (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) Welcome to Auradon Prep. I'm Fairy Godmother, headmistress. The Fairy Godmother? As in, 'Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo'? Bibbidi-bobbidi ` you know it. Yeah, I always wondered what it felt like for Cinderella when you just appeared out of nowhere (CHUCKLES GENTLY) with that sparkly wand and warm smile... Aw. ...and that sparkling wand. That was a long time ago, and as I always say, 'Don't focus on the past, or you'll miss the future.' (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) It's so good to finally meet you all. I'm Ben. Prince Benjamin, soon to be King. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) BREATHLESSLY: You had me at 'Prince'. My mom's a queen, which makes me a princess. The evil queen has no royal status here, and neither do you. (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) This is Audrey. Princess Audrey,... his girlfriend. (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) Right, Bennyboo? (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) Ben and Audrey are going to show you all around, and I'll see you tomorrow. The doors of wisdom are never shut,... but the library hours are from 8 to 11, and as you may have heard, I have a little thing about curfews. (ALL CHUCKLE DRILY) (CLICKS TONGUE) (GRAVEL CRUNCHES) (LIGHT, EXPECTANT MUSIC) It is so, so, so good to finally meet (GRUNTS SOFTLY) you all. (BIRDSONG) (CURIOUS MUSIC) This is a momentous occasion, and one that I hope will go down... in history ` is that chocolate? ` as the day our two peoples began to heal. (SIGHS) Or the day that you showed four peoples where the bathrooms are. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) A little bit over the top? Little more than a little bit. (MAL AND BEN CHUCKLE GENTLY) Well, so much for my first impression. (MAL AND BEN CHUCKLE GENTLY) Hey, you're Maleficent's daughter, aren't you? Yeah, you know what? I totally do not blame you for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff. (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) Oh, my mom's Aurora ` Sleeping` ...Beauty ` yeah, I've heard the name. You know, and I totally do not blame your grandparents for inviting everyone in the whole world but my mother to their stupid christening. Water under the bridge. Totes! (BOTH LAUGH SARCASTICALLY) (BOTH SIGH SARCASTICALLY) (CLAPS) OK! So, how 'bout a tour, yeah? Auradon Prep ` originally built over 300 years ago and converted into a high school by my father when he became king. (VEHICLE PULLS AWAY) (EXPECTANT MUSIC) (RUMBLING, CREAKING) (SCREAMS, WHIMPERS) Carlos, it's OK. My father wanted his statue to morph from beast to man to remind us that anything is possible. Does he shed much (?) Yeah, Mom won't let him on the couch (!) (LIGHT, AMUSING MUSIC) (GRUNTS) (GRAVEL CRUNCHES) (WHIMPERS SOFTLY) (EXHALES) So, you guys have a lot of magic here in Auradon? Like wands and things like that? Yeah, it exists, of course, but it's pretty much retired. Most of us here are just ordinary mortals. Who happened to be kings and queens. That's true. Our royal blood goes back hundreds of years. (AUDREY AND BEN CHUCKLE GENTLY) Doug. Doug, come down. (CLAPS, CHUCKLES GENTLY) This is Doug. He's gonna help you with your class schedules and show you the rest of the dorms. I'll see you later, OK? And if there is anything you need, feel free to` ...ask Doug. - (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) - (AUDREY AND BEN CHUCKLE DRILY) (MAL AND AUDREY SIGH SARCASTICALLY) (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) Hi, guys. I'm Dopey's son, as in Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, and... Heigh-ho. Evie,... Evil Queen's daughter. (EXHALES) OK, so, about your classes, I, uh, put in the requirements already ` History of Woodsmen and Pirates, Safety Rules for the Internet and, uh, (COUGHS, VOICE BREAKS) Remedial Goodness 101. SOFTLY: Ah. Lemme guess ` (WRAPPING RUSTLES) new class. Come on, guys. Let's go find our dorms. Oh, uh, yeah, your dorms are that way, guys. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Dopey, Doc, Bashful, (SLOWLY) Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and... ...Sneezy. (SCOFFS) (WARM, GENTLE MUSIC) BREATHLESSLY: Wow. This place is so amaz` Gross. I know, right? Amazingly gross. Ew. Ugh. I'm going to need some serious sunscreen. Yeah. E. (UNSETTLED MUSIC) Whew! That is much better. (INSECTS CHIRP) (ZAPPING, SOFT GRUNTING) (PULSING) (LAUGHS) Whoa! (GRUNTS REPEATEDLY) (BLOWS THUMP, ZAPPING, ELECTRONIC CHIRPING) (CONTINUES GRUNTING) (BLOWS THUMP, ELECTRONIC CHIRPING) Whoa! (ZAPPING) (CONTINUES GRUNTING) (PULSING, ELECTRONIC CHIRPING) Jay, what are you doing? It's called stealing. OK. What's the point? Well, (CLEARS THROAT) Mal, it's like buying whatever I want ` except it's free. - (CHUCKLES GENTLY) OK. - (ELECTRONIC HUMMING) So you could do that, or you could leave all of this here and pick it up when we take over the world. (GASPS SOFTLY) You sound just like your mom. Thank you! You do it your way, and I'll do it mine. Die, suckers! (CHUCKLES) (ZAPPING, PULSING) Jay, come check this thing out. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Man, it's awesome. (LOW RUMBLING) Oh! (BLOW THUMPS) Whoa! Oh! (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY, CONTINUES GRUNTING) Guys! Do I have to remind you what we're all here for? Fairy Godmother, blah blah blah; magic wand, blah blah blah. (CARLOS AND EVIE LAUGH) This is our one chance... to prove ourselves to our parents,... (SOLEMN MUSIC) ...to prove that we are evil and vicious and ruthless and cruel. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Evie, mirror me. (SIGHS) (SIGHS, INHALES DEEPLY) Mirror, mirror on th` in my hand, where is Fairy Godmother's wand... stand? (TINKLING) There it is. Zoom out. SOFTLY: Magic mirror, not so close. Closer. (WHOOSHING) Closer. (WHOOSHING) Closer. (WHOOSHING) Can I go back to my game? I'm on level three. Stop! It's in a museum. Do we know where that is? (TYPES RAPIDLY) (COMPUTER CHIRPS) 2.3 miles from here. (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY) (SNEAKY MUSIC) HUSHED: Come on! (SNEAKY MUSIC DEEPENS) (GRUNTS) (BLOWS THUMP) Carlos! Coming! (PANTING) Come on. Check your mirror. Is my mascara smudged? Yeah. And, hey, while you're at it, why don't you see if you can find us the wand? Sure. This way. (PANTING) (UNSETTLED MUSIC) (PANTING) - (EXHALES) - (INCREDULOUS CHUCKLING) (SNEAKY MUSIC) (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (GASPING) Oh! (SNEAKY MUSIC RESUMES) (GASPS SOFTLY) That's your mother's spinning wheel? (BOTH SNIGGER) Yeah, it's kinda dorky. It's magic; it doesn't have to look scary. READS: Magic spindle, do not linger; make my victim prick a finger. (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (YAWNS) Impressive (!) I got chills (!) (BOTH SNIGGER) OK, you know what? READS: Prick the finger; prick it deep. Send my enemy off to sleep. (CHAIR CREAKS SOFTLY) (UNSETTLED, EXPECTANT MUSIC) (GRUNTS SOFTLY) (UNSETTLED MUSIC BUILDS) (POOF! TINKLING) Ooh! (EXHALES) (GRUNTS) (YAWNS LOUDLY) (GRUNTS) (EXHALES) Not so dorky now, huh? (CLICK! RATTLING) (CLICK! RATTLING) Stand back. (EXPECTANT MUSIC) READS: Make it easy; make it quick. Open up without a kick. (WHOOSHING) (YELLS) (GRUNTS) (THUD! EVIE AND MAL LAUGH) Comin'? (SIGHS) Come on, Jay. (GRUNTING) I'm good. (SCOFFS) Just tryin' to help. (SHUSHES) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GUARD SIGHS, GASPING) HUSHED: Carlos! HUSHED: Coming. (GRUNTS SOFTLY) PANTS: 'So close. (DETERMINED MUSIC) 'Upstairs. Come on. Go, go, go. Go. Up, up, up, up, up. 'Come on, guys.' Almost there. Yeah. Yeah. (GRUNTS) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (MUSIC BECOMES DARK, UNSETTLED) Mommy? Killer. I'll never forget Mother's Day again. Well, wand's not here ` (CLAPS) let's bounce. Let's go. (SOLEMN, EXPECTANT MUSIC) MALEFICENT, ECHOES: The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it. # Look at you; look at me ` I dunno who to be, # Mother. # Is it wrong? Is it right? Be a thief in the night. HARMONISING # Mother,... # ...tell me what to do. Mal, c'mon. (TINKLING) (CACKLES) Don't be so serious, darling. I'm so... (CHUCKLES) # I was once like you, my child ` # slightly insecure, # argued with my mother too, thought I was mature, # but I put my heart aside, # and I used my head. # Now I think it's time you learnt # what dear old Mama said. # Don't you wanna be evil like me? # Don't you wanna be mean? # Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine? # Well, you can (MOCKINGLY) spend your life attending to the poor, # but when you're evil, # doing less is doing more. # Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten # and mad? # Don't you wanna be very, very good # at being bad? # I have tried my whole life long # to do the worst I can ` # clawed my way to victory, # built my master plan. # Now the time has come, my dear, # for you to take your place. (GASPS SOFTLY) # Promise me you'll try to be # an absolute disgrace. (SNIGGERS) # Don't you wanna be evil like me? # Don't you wanna be cruel? # Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal # and cool? # And when you grab that wand, # that's when your reign begins. (GASPS SOFTLY) # Who wants an evil queen # without a sack of sins? # Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone? # Don't you wanna be finger-lickin' evil to the bone? (PLINKING) # This is not for us to ponder. (FLAMES WHOOSH) # This was preordained. # You and I shall rule together, # freedom soon regained; # mistress of the universe, # powerful and strong. # Daughter, hear me; help me; join me. Won't you sing along? BOTH: # Now we're gonna be evil, it's true; never gonna think twice. # And we're gonna be spiteful. # Yes, spiteful ` that's nice. # In just an hour or two, # our future's safe and sure. # This mother-daughter act is goin' out on tour. # If you wanna be (GROWLS) 'evil' and awful # and free, # then you should thank your lucky star # that you were born the girl you are ` # the daughter of an evilicious queen # like me! (HOLDS HIGH NOTE) (SONG ENDS WITH FLOURISH) (THUNDER CRASHES) (CACKLES CRAZILY) Hey. I found the wand. Let's go. (UNSETTLED MUSIC) (PANTING) Here it is. Whoo! (CHUCKLING) (GATE HINGES CREAK) (UNSETTLED, EXPECTANT MUSIC) (PANTING) Jay, don't! Wait, no! No! Don't! (ZAP!) Aah! (GRUNTS) (ALARM BLARES, BODY THUDS, YELLING) A force field and a siren? (SHOUTS) (GRUNTS) That's just a little excessive. Let's go! (GROANING) (ALARM CONTINUES BLARING) (TENSE MUSIC) (PANTING) BREATHLESSLY: Hurry. (PHONE RINGS) HUSHED: Come on! Hello? Uh, uh, just gimme one second ` one second. (BUTTONS CLICK) (ALARM STOPS) Uh, yeah, yeah, no, uh, (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) false alarm. It was a malfunction in the, uh, LM-714 chip in the breadboard circuit. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Yeah, OK. Say hi to the missus. Carlos! You're welcome. (TENSE MUSIC SOFTENS, BECOMES UNSETTLED) Way to go, Jay ` now we have to go to school tomorrow (!) (SCOFFING) (BELLS CHIME TUNEFULLY) (BIRDSONG) If someone hands you a crying baby,... do you a) curse it,... b) lock it in a tower,... c) give it a bottle,... or d) carve out its heart? (GASPS) Evie. What was the second one? Oh. OK, anyone else? Mal? C) give it a bottle. Correct ` again. You are on fire, girl! Just pick the one that doesn't sound like any fun. Ohhh. Oh. That makes so much sense. Ah (!) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (GIRL, SQUEALS, FAIRY GODMOTHER INHALES DEEPLY) Hullo, dear one. SOFTLY: Hi. You need to sign off on early dismissal for the coronation. Everyone here remembers my daughter, Jane. HUSHED: Mom, no! (JAY SCOFFS SOFTLY) It's OK. Jane, this is everyone. SOFTLY: Hi. That's OK; don't mind me. As you were. (EXHALES HEAVILY) (SQUEALS) (CLEARS THROAT) Let's continue. You find a vial of poison. Do you a) put it in the king's wine,... b) paint it on an apple,... (GIGGLES SOFTLY) ...or c) turn it over to the proper authorities? (GASPS) Oh! Ooh! (GRUNTS) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Jay. C) ya turn it over to the proper authorities. I was gonna say that. MOCKINGLY: Oh, but I said it first. (INHALES DEEPLY) Come here. Ow! C'mon, who said it first? Who said it first? Oooh! (CHUCKLES) (GRUNTS) Stop! Stop it! (TAPS) Boys. (GRUNTING) Mm. (SMACKS LIPS) Oh. Aargh! (TAPS RAPIDLY) Boys! I am gonna encourage you to use that energy on the tourney field. Oh, no, that's OK. Whatever that is, we'll pass. (WHISTLE TRILLS) Jay, Ben ` offence. Chad, you're defence. Taylor, you're the shooter. Right, Coach. Hey. Hey! Hey, you, lost boy! Put your helmet on; get outta the kill zone! C'mon. Kill zone? Wha`? Pick it up; put it on! Two hands. (BLOWS WHISTLE) ('ROTTEN TO THE CORE') (GRUNTING) (CHEERING, CLAPPING) (GRUNTING) (JAY YELLS, BOTH GRUNT) (JAY LAUGHS, CHEERING CONTINUES) - (COUGHING) - (YELLS) (BOTH GRUNT) - (MISSILES WHOOSH) - (GRUNTS REPEATEDLY) (SHOUTS REPEATEDLY) (TAP!) (THUMPING, BOTH GRUNT) (PLAYER GRUNTS) Jay, it's me; it's Carlos! Wait. Stop, Jay, stop! (GRUNTS REPEATEDLY) (GRUNTS) No, no, no, no, no! (BOTH GRUNT) (BOTH GRUNT) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (YELLS, GRUNTS) (CHEERING) (YELLS) (GOALIE GRUNTS) (GOALIE YELLS) Oh yeah! Come on! Let's go! (CLATTERING) Oh! Whoo! (WHOOPS) Oh! Oh! Oh! What just happened? (GROANS) Yeah! Whoo! Who is this guy? (WHISTLE TRILLS) You! Get over here! (CHEERING, CLAPPING) What do ya call that? (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I call that raw talent. Come find me later. I'll show you somethin' you haven't seen before. It's called a rule book. (CHUCKLES) Welcome to the team, son. (SCOFFING) You ever thought about band? (GENTLE CHUCKLING) (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) I'll work with him, Coach. (SIGHS) All right. Let's run that again. (BLOWS WHISTLE) Whoo! ('ROTTEN TO THE CORE' RESUMES) # I'm rotten to the core. # SOFTLY: Ow! (LAUGHTER) I know, I know. (AUDREY SIGHS SOFTLY) Those kids are trouble. Bye, Mal. Bye. (DISTANT CLANGING) C'mon, Chad, give them a chance. (SCOFFS) No offence, Bennybear ` you're just too trusting. Look, I know your mom fell in love with a big nasty beast who turned out to be a prince, but with my mom, the evil fairy was just the evil fairy ` (HUSHED) that girl's mother. I think you're wrong about them. (SIGHS) I'll see ya later. (CHATTER) Hey. Hey. How was your first day? (LOCKER SHUTS) Super. You should really think about taking this talent off the locker and into art class. I could sign you up. Whaddaya think? (WHIMPERS) (UNSETTLED MUSIC) Way to take all the fun out of it. Huh. (INTRIGUING MUSIC) Hi. It's Jane, right? (SIGHS) Always loved that name ` Jane. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) That's cool. Don't go! (SIGHS) (UNSETTLED MUSIC) I guess I was just kinda hoping to make a friend. (CHUCKLES DRILY) You probably have all the friends you need, though, huh? Hardly. Really? I mean, with your mom being Fairy Godmother and headmistress? I mean, not to mention your own, um,... personality. (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) I'd rather be pretty. You've got great hair. (INTRIGUING MUSIC) You know what? I have just the thing for that. (SLAP!) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) It's right... Ah! Here ` (CHUCKLES GENTLY, READS) 'Beware, forswear. 'Replace the old with brand-new hair.' (SOFT TINKLING, WHOOSHING) Oh! (GASPS, SQUEALS) (TINKLING) (GASPS) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (GASPS SOFTLY) HUSHED: Wow! (CHUCKLES) You almost don't notice your... other features any more. (CHUCKLES DRILY) Do my nose! Oh, I can't. I've been practising, but, you know, I can't do really... big magic, not like your mom with her wand. I mean, one swoosh from that thing, and you could probably have whatever features you wanted. She doesn't use the wand any more. She believes the real magic is in the books ` and not the spell books, regular books with history and stuff. (SCOFFS) What a rip. Yeah. You know, she used magic on Cinderella, who wasn't even her real daughter. Doesn't she love you? Well, 'course she does. It's... It's just, you know, tough love. Work on the inside, not the outside ` you know, that sort of thing. That's the face! Yeah, and then just look as if your heart is about to break. 'Oh, Mother,.. 'I just don't understand why you can't make me beautiful too. Think it would work? Yeah. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I mean, that's what old Cindy did, right? And your mother Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo'd the living daylights out of her. And, hey, if your mom does decide to, you know,... break out the old wand,... invite me. If I can convince Mom, you're so there. Yay. SOFTLY: Bye. Bye. (UNSETTLED MUSIC) Any chance he's in line for a throne? Anywhere in line? Chad ` Prince Charming Jr,... Cinderella's son. Chad inherited the charm, but not a lot of 'there' there, know what I mean? Looks like 'there' there to me. (GIGGLES GENTLY) (SIGHS) Evie, perhaps this is just review for you. So tell me, what is the average atomic weight of silver? A-Atomic weight? Uh, well, not very much. I mean, it's an atom, right? (CHAD AND EVIE CHUCKLE) SOFTLY: Oh. (INTRIGUING MUSIC) Let's see. How do I find the average atomic weight of silver? (TINKLING) That would be... 106.905 x 0.5200 + 108.905 x 0.4800, which, Mr Deley, would give us... (TINKLING) ...107.9... 'amu'. 'Amu'? I forget ` always a mistake to underestimate a m` A villain? Don't make it again. (EXHALES) (DREAMY MUSIC) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (SIGHS) OK, Carlos, we're gonna do some sprints. You ready? (DOG BARKS) (PANTS, YELLS REPEATEDLY) No! Wait! (BARKS) - Sweet! No! (YELLS, SCREAMS) (CONTINUES SCREAMING) (CONTINUES BARKING) Carlos? Carlos! (YELLS, PANTS) (YELLS REPEATEDLY) (GRUNTS) No, stop! Carlos! Ben? Ben?! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ben, help me! This thing is a killer! He's gonna chase me down and rip out my throat. This is a vicious, rabid pack animal! Hey, who told you that? (WHIMPERS) My mother. Cruella? She's a dog expert, a dog yellerer. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Why are you holding him?! He's gonna attack you! (BREATHES HEAVILY) Carlos, you've never actually met a dog, have you? 'Course not. Dude, meet Carlos. Carlos, this is Dude. He's the campus mutt. He doesn't look like a vicious, rabid pack animal. Jeez. You're a good boy, aren't you? (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (WHIMPERS) SOFTLY: Ooh. Hey. (GRUNTS) You're a good boy. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I guess you guys have it pretty rough on the island. Yeah. Let's just say we don't get a lotta belly rubs. Good boy. I mean, you're a good runner. You're` You're fast, you know? Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Thank you. Yeah. Listen, I'm gonna give you guys some space. Yeah? You guys get to know each other and just, you know, come find me when you're done, OK? OK. See ya later. See you out there. (WARM, GENTLE MUSIC) Hi. Hi. Oh! Thank you. (DISTANT CHANTING) Is everybody at home as pretty as you? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I like to think I'm the fairest of them all. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) How many rooms in your castle? Oh, too many to count. (BOTH CHUCKLE GENTLY) (BREATHES HEAVILY) You really nailed that chemistry problem today. (SMOOCHES SOFTLY) You're gonna have all the nerds in love with you. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I'm not that smart. Oh, c'mon. No, really, I'm not. But I'm really good at sewing and cooking and cleaning. You know, like your mother, Cinderella ` without the ratty dress. (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) See this? If I ask it where something is, it tells me. Are you kidding me? No. Where's my cell phone? It won't work for you, silly. No biggie ` my dad will just get me a new one. Prince Charming. SOFTLY: 'Yeah. And Cinderella. 'Yeah.' Fairy godmother. Hey, I heard her wand is in some boring museum. Do they always leave it there? (EXPECTANT MUSIC) I'd really like to talk, but... (SIGHS) I'm just swamped. Unless... Unless? If you could knock all my homework out along with yours, then maybe we could get together sometime, hang. OK. Thanks, babe. Yeah. Bye. I couldn't help but overhear` Are you stalking me? Technically,... yes. I, too, have a fascination with Fairy Godmother's wand,... (SIGHS) ...which is another reason I look forward to the coronation. Perhaps we could sit next to each other and discuss its attributes. (INTRIGUING MUSIC) Are you saying they use it in the coronation? Yes, and asking you out. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (SIGHS) Mom said, 'If a boy can't see the beauty within', then he's not worth it.' Can you believe it?! What world does she live in? (SCOFFS) Auradon. Mal, do you like? Yeah. It's cute ` brings out your eyes. I know. I'll never get a boyfriend. (GROANS SOFTLY) Boyfriends (PUFFS) are overrated. And how would you know, Mal? You never had one. It's cos I don't need one, E. They're a waste of time. (GASPS) I forgot to do Chad's homework! Oh no. Oh no, no, no. (BREATHES HEAVILY) And that is exactly what I mean. (KNOCKS) Hey, guys. I'm Lonnie. My mom's Mulan. (THUD!) No? Anyways, I love what you've done with Jane's hair, and I know you hate us, and, well,... you're evil, but do you think you can do mine? Why would I do that for you? I'll pay $50. (JINGLING) Good answer ` I need to buy more material. Let's see, I'm thinking we lose the bangs, maybe some layers and some highlights. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Yeah, yeah. I want it cool, like Mal's. Really? The split ends too? (JINGLING) (GURGLES) (LOW, INTRIGUING MUSIC) (SIGHS) OK. (EXHALES) READS: Beware, forswear. Replace the old with cool hair. (MOUTHS) (SOFT WHOOSHING) (GASPS REPEATEDLY) (TINKLING) (SOFT WHISPERING) (INCREDULOUS MUSIC) I know. I know. It looks like a mop on your head. (SIGHS) You know what? Let's cut it off, layer it` No, no, no, no, no, no! I love it. You do. It's just... (EXHALES) (RIP!) (ROCK MUSIC) Now I'm cool. (SCOFFS) Like ice (!) (SIGHS) (RIP!) (EXHALES) (GASPS) What did I just do? Mom's gonna kill me! (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I could really use a tough guy like you ` team's a bunch of princes, if you know what I mean. You're tellin' me. It's all, (POSHLY) 'After you, old chum. Oh, pardon me, did I bump into you?' Where I come from, it's, 'Prepare to die, sucker.' As my father says, the only way to win is to make sure everyone else loses! You rip` Jay. Jay, Jay, Jay. Jay, lemme explain a team. Uh, it's like a family. You do not want to be at my house at dinner time. OK, OK, um,... you know how a body has a lotta different parts? The legs, elbows, ears, but they all need each other. Well, that's what a team is ` different players who work together to win. Make any sense? (DETERMINED MUSIC) Can I be the fist? (CHUCKLES) (WARM MUSIC) - (CHUCKLES) - (CARLOS CHUCKLES, WOLF-WHISTLES) CHUCKLES: Eh. Did your plan work with Jane? Are you goin' over to see the wand? Do you think that I would be going through every single spell in this book if I hadn't completely struck out? Oh, someone is in a bad mood. My mom's counting on me! I can't let her down. (TAP!) We can do this... (LOW, UNSETTLED MUSIC) ...if we stick together. And we won't go back until we do,... cos we're rotten... ALL: ...to the core. Oh, yeah, I found out that Fairy Godmother blesses Ben with the wand at coronation and we all get to go. I have nothing to wear, of course. (KNOCK AT DOOR) What? Hold that thought. (EXHALES) Hey, Mal. I didn't see you guys today. I was just wondering if you had any questions or anything that... you needed. Not that I know of. OK. All right. Well, uh, if you need anything, just, uh... Oh, wait! Um, is it true that we all get to go to your coronation? Yeah, the whole school goes. Wow. That is beyond exciting. Do you think that it's a possibility that the four of us could stand in the front row next to the Fairy Godmother just so we could (INHALES DEEPLY) soak up all that goodness? I wish ya could ` Up front it's just me,... my folks and my girlfriend. And your girlfriend. Yeah. I'm sorry. OK, thanks! Bye! Oh, but, no, there's plenty of... (SIGHS) I think it's time that Bennyboo got himself a new girlfriend, and I need a love spell. (GIGGLES GENTLY) All right. It says that we still need one tear, and I never cry. Let's just chop up some onions. No! (CLACK!) It says that we need one tear of human sadness, and this love potion gets the best reviews, so we have to follow it exactly. A tear's a tear. That's not true, Jay. They both have antibodies and enzymes, but an emotional tear has more protein-based hormones than a reflex tear. Listen to you! Yeah, I knew that. (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) Did not. Yeah, I did. There you are, Mal. (EXHALES) I was looking for you. You know, all the girls want you to do their hair. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Midnight snack, huh? Whatcha guys makin'? Nothing special ` just cookies. Oh, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! (DUDE GRUNTS) What? I'm not gonna double-dip. Feel... anything? Yeah, like maybe it might be missing something? (AMUSING MUSIC) Hey there. Could use some chips. Chips? (SIGHS) And those are? Chocolate chips ` just... the most important food group. Wait, didn't your moms ever make you guys, like chocolate chip cookies? Like when you're feeling sad,... and they're fresh from the oven, with a big old glass of milk, and she just makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective and... (POIGNANT MUSIC) Why are you all looking at me like that? It's just different where we're from. Yeah, I know. I just... You know, I thought even villains love their kids. (POIGNANT MUSIC DEEPENS) SOFTLY: Oh. How awful. Yeah, well, (CHUCKLES DRILY) big bummer, but we have to get these into the oven, so thank you so much for coming by. Really, really have a good night. Bye! See you tomorrow. K. Evil dreams. Goodnight! Night. See ya tomorrow. (DOOR SHUTS) OK, boys, cookie sheet. Evie, oven. Yes, ma'am. (BELLS CHIME TUNEFULLY) (GIRLS LAUGH) GIRL: Look, it's Mal. GIRL: Hi, Mal! Love my hair, Mal. Are you feeling kinda weird about this? I mean, it's not so bad here, you know. Are you insane? Long live evil. You're mean; you're awful. You're bad news. (SNAPS FINGERS) Snap out of it. (SIGHS) Thanks, Mal. I needed that. (BOTH CHUCKLE) (PATS) Do you think they actually paid for those? SAUCILY: Oh, hello. (GIRLS LAUGH) The name's Jay. You all going to the tourney game tonight? GIRLS: Yeah. (GIGGLES) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Keep a look out for number eight, all right, scoring the winning goal. GIRL: OK! She did it to Jane's hair too, and Fairy Godmother's not happy about it. What's the harm? (CHUCKLES GENTLY) It's gateway magic! Sure, it starts with the hair. Next thing you know it's the lips and the legs and the clothes, and then everybody looks good, and then... where will I be? (SIGHS) Listen, Audrey` (EXHALES SHARPLY) I will see you at the game after my dress fitting for the coronation, OK? OK. Bye, Bennyboo. Bye. Hey, Bennyboo! Hey. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I just made a batch of cookies ` double chocolate chip. Do you want one? I've got a big game ` I don't eat before a big game but thank you so, so much. Thank you. Next time, next time. No, yeah. I completely understand ` 'Be careful of treats offered by kids of villains.' (CHUCKLES DRILY) No, no, no. I'm sure every kid in Auradon knows that. No, that's not it. No, no, no, I-I really do` I have` No, I get it. You're cautious ` that's smart. Oh, well, more for me, I guess. No, no. Hey. (CHOMPS SOFTLY) MUFFLED: See that? Totally trust you. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Totally. (SNIFFLES) (INTRIGUING MUSIC) How are they? They're good. They're great. They're amazing. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I mean, they're chewy, and, you know, they're` is that walnuts? I love walnuts. (both CHUCKLES GENTLY) I mean, you know, the... chocolate... (CLEARS THROAT) The` The chocolate... SOFTENS: 'Chocolate chips are... 'I'm sorry, um... 'Uh, they're` they're warm... 'and soft, 'and they're sweet.' (MYSTICAL MUSIC) Mal, have you always had those little golden flecks in your eyes? How you feelin', bro? I feel... I feel... I feel like... like singing your name! # Mal! MUFFLED: # Ma... (LIVELY MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERING) ALL: Oh-ay, oh-ay! ANNOUNCER: This is a nail-biter, folks. There's 47 seconds left on the clock; we're all tied up. The Sherwood Falcons ` 2, Fighting Knights ` 2. What a game between Auradon's fiercest rivals. Get 'em, Chad. Thanks, Jay. Yeah. As the teams get into their huddles and take up positions along the kill zones` Akiho! ...the dragoneers have been laying down withering hail of fire. You're up. And now a substitution by Coach Jenkins. Coach, how about my buddy here? Oh, no. Nnnot so sure about that. Coach, he's been practising` Jay. ...and you said yourself a team is made up of a bunch of parts. Jay, I'm not that good. Well, he's kinda like my brain. (SIGHS) Emir! (CHEERING CONTINUES) You heard him ` get out there. Don't worry, bro ` I got your back. How about my front? (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES GENTLY) Get out there. (CHEERING INTENSIFIES) He's bringing that hothead Jay in from the Isle of the Lost, and that little guy Carlos can barely hold a shield. ALL: Break! When they break from their huddles, this is gonna be a big moment here. And the tip-off is ready. (WHISTLE TRILLS) Here we go. Long pass goes to Jay. Jay dishes off to Prince Ben. (GRUNTING) (CARLOS CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY) Nice little block by Carlos. He does a little dancing jig in his opponent's face. And now Jay gets the ball back! Here comes Jay! (MISSILES WHOOSH) Jay ` hurdling manoeuvre at mid-field! BEN: I'm open! Jay makes a nice pass to Prince Ben through the kill zone. Jay! Big block by Chad! Prince Ben moves over wide, gives it back to Jay. He's in the clear! (GRUNTING) Shot! Oh, what a save by Phillip, the Falcons' goalkeeper! C'mon! CARLOS: All right, all right, let's do it. Come on, guys. Come on, hustle, hustle. 23 seconds left ` you could cut the tension with a sword. The long ball is played into Jay. Jay ` great jump, great leap. And a great move by Jay. (GRUNTING) Big block from Chad. Jay dishes off to Prince Ben. And then Carlos, with a big block, goes down. (THUDDING, CHEERING) Jay, through the kill zone, picks up Carlos. (BOTH SHOUT) Oh, he's being hammered by dragon fire. Still going on! (MISSILES WHOOSH) Jay ` hurdling manoeuvre at midfield. (GRUNTING, SHOUTING) He's in the clear! The ball goes back to Jay. Hey, Jay! Carlos? Go up! (GRUNTS) Ben! He passes to Prince Ben! He scores! (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC) Prince Ben has won it! What an unselfish play by Jay! (LAUGHTER, HOOTING) What a team! Incredible! And it's the new guys, Jay and Carlos, who set up the prince for the winner. What a victory! GIRL: We won! We won! An absolutely wonderful end to one of the best games ever. (CHEERING) Here they come, folks, the winners of the first tourn` Excuse me. Excuse me, can I have your attention, please? (APPLAUSE, CHEERING FADES) There's something I'd like to say, (ECHOES) say, say... (AMUSING, CURIOUS MUSIC) Gimme an M! ALL: M! Gimme an A! A! Gimme an L! L! What does that spell?! Mal! C'mon, I can't hear you! Mal! I love ya, Mal. Did I mention that? (CHEERING) (GROANS) Gimme a beat! Whoo! Uno, dos, tres, cuatro! (BAND PLAYS UPBEAT MUSIC) Oh my` (EXHALES) What was in that cookie? Cookie! # Did I mention that I'm in love with you? (CHEERING) # And did I mention there's nothin' I can do? # And did I happen to say I dream of you every day? # Well, lemme... # ...shout it out loud,... # ...if that's OK, eh, hey,... Hey! # ...if that's OK. Hey! # I met this girl that rocked my world like it's never been rocked, # and now I'm livin' just for her, and I won't ever stop. # I never thought that it could happen to a guy like me, # but now look at what you done ` you got me down on my knees, # because my love for you is ridiculous. (CHEERING) # I never knew... BOYS: Who knew? # ...that it could be like this. # My love for you is... # ...ridiculous. # My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. (WHOOPS) # It's... ...ridiculous,... # ...just... ...ridiculous. # And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss. (CHEERING) # Well, did I mention I'm in love with you? # And did I mention there's nothin' I can do? # And did I happen to say I dream of you every day? # Well, lemme... # ...shout it out loud,... # ...if that's OK, eh, eh,... Hey! # ...yay, if that's OK. Hey! Hey! (KEY CHANGES) # I gotta know which way to go. C'mon, give me a sign. # You gotta show me that you're only ever gonna be mine. # Don't wanna go another minute livin' without you, # cos if your heart just isn't in it, I don't know what I'd do, # because my love for you is ridiculous. (CHEERING) # I never knew... Who knew? # ...that it could be like this. # My love for you is... # ...ridiculous. # My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. (WHOOPS) # It's... ...ridiculous,... # ...just... ...ridiculous. # And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss. Come on, now! (CHEERING) Huh! # Oh, yeah. Ho! Yow! # All right. Hey! (CHEERING) # All right. (INCREDULOUS CHUCKLING) Hey! # Because my love for you is... # ...ridiculous. # I never knew... Who knew? # ...that it could be like this. # My love for you is... # ...ridiculous. # My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. # It's... ...ridiculous,... # ...just... ...ridiculous. # And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss. Come on, now. (SONG ENDS, CHEERING) (PANTS) (SQUEALS) (CHUCKLES) I love you, Mal. Did I mention that? Chad's my boyfriend now! CHUCKLES: Hey! And I'm going to the coronation with him, so I don't need your pity date. (CHAD AND AUDREY MOAN, EXCLAIMING) Mal, will you go to the coronation with me?! (SIGHS) Yes! She said yes! (CHEERING, SQUEALING) Ugh! Let's go, Ben! The whole team's waitin' for ya. Yeah. Bye! (PERSON WHOOPS) Whoo! (GIGGLES) ANNOUNCER: What a victory. What a day for the Auradon knights, finally winning back the trophy after so many years. I feel really sorry for Audrey. You do? Yeah. I feel like if she were talented like you and she knew how to sew and knew beauty tips, that she wouldn't need a prince to make her feel better about herself. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I guess I am kind of talented. You are definitely gifted. (BOTH CHUCKLE GENTLY) SOFTLY: Thanks, M. JAY: Yeah, yeah! (CHEERING) And there he is ` Jay, the most valuable player. Whoo! How do ya like that? LAUGHS: Hey! (SOFT CLINKING, BUBBLING) (RATTLING) Looking for something? (THUD!) (AMUSING MUSIC) Thank you, Chad. It's gratifying to see someone still respects the honour code. It will be my recommendation that you are expelled. Mr Deley, I` But that isn't fair. Obviously, she wasn't cheating, since she didn't have that... whatever it is. It's called a magic mir` You're not helping. Stop. Maybe she needed another pencil. Actually, I was` Really, don't help. Please. SOFTLY: Please. Well, if you can pass this test, I'll return your property and let the matter drop. (AMUSING MUSIC ENDS) (SOFT CLINKING) (CHATTER, BIRDS CHIRP) For the first time, it's like I'm more than just a pretty face. (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) A shocker, huh (?) (GENTLE MUSIC) You were pretty great in there. So were you. (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) I bet I can get an A on the next test without the mirror. Yeah. Well, maybe we can get together, and we'll hang out and` Yeah, let's get together. There you are. I have been looking for you literally everywhere. What's wrong? Ben just asked me out on... (EXHALES HEAVILY, INHALES DEEPLY) ...a date. SOFTLY: Nice. We can handle this. Bye. Bye. You're looking a little pale, but` Yeah, of course. ...I can fix that with some lip gloss and some blush. No! Mm-mm. (GASPS) Mal, I can use the new mascara. No, no, no. No! (SLURPS) (BELLS CHIME TUNEFULLY) (BIRDSONG) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) OK, easy on the blush. I don't want to scare him away ` not that I could. Please. My mom taught me how to apply blush before I could talk. Always use upward strokes. (SOFT CLATTERING) My mom was never really big on make-up tips. MUFFLED: I never had a sister. Well, now you do. We're gonna need all the family we can get if we don't pull this off. My mother's not a barrel of laughs when she doesn't get her way. (SIGHS) Just ask Snow White. Are you afraid of her? Sometimes. Are you afraid of your mom? (PENSIVE MUSIC) I just really want her to be proud of me. She gets so angry with me when I disappoint her. And, yeah, she's my mom, so I know she loves me... in her own way. Moving on. Come see. Are we done? Yeah. (SIGHS) (WISTFUL MUSIC) (LAUGHS) Oh. I know. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I look... Say it. ...not hideous. Not even close. (CHUCKLES) - (SIGHS) - (KNOCK AT DOOR) (DOOR HINGES CREAK SOFTLY) (SIGHS) For the first time, I understand the difference between pretty and beautiful. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I hope you like bikes. (LOW, AMUSING MUSIC) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (EXCITING MUSIC) (MUSIC SWELLS, BECOMES STIRRING) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (WARM MUSIC) (BRIDGE CREAKS) Tell me something about yourself that you've never told anyone. Um, my middle name... is Bertha. Bertha? Yeah. (CHUCKLES DRILY) Bertha. Just my mom doing what she does best ` being really, really evil. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Mal Bertha. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Mine's Florian. Florian? Yeah. How princely. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Oh, that's almost worse. Ha! I mean, you know, it's better than Bertha, but it's still not. OK. (GIGGLES) Watch your foot. Yeah. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) You good? Mm-hm. Now, step up. There you go. (GENTLE MUSIC) Ready? Mm. (CHITTERING) Open. (GENTLE, MAGICAL MUSIC) (GASPS SOFTLY) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Go on. (SMACKS LIPS SOFTLY) Mmm. Is this your first time? Um,... we don't really... date much on the island; it's more like... gang activity. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Um, I meant is this your first time eating a jelly donut? (SMACKS LIPS) Is it bad? You got a... Just a... I mean, yeah, do this. Mm-hm. Gone? (BOTH CHUCKLE GENTLY) You can't take me anywhere, I guess. You know, I've done all the talking. Your turn ` I really don't know that much about you. Tell me something. (PUFFS) Well,... I'm 16. I'm an only child, and I've only ever lived in one place. Me too ` we have so much in common already. No. (CHUCKLES) Trust me, we do not. (DISTANT QUACKING) And now you're gonna be king. Yeah. What? A crown doesn't make you a king. Well, it kinda does. (BOTH CHUCKLE) No, it... Your mother is mistress of evil, and I've got the poster parents for goodness,. but we're not automatically like them. We get to choose who we're gonna be, and right now,... I can look into your eyes, and I can tell you're not evil. I can see it. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Let's go for a swim. Hmm? What? Uh, right now? C'mon. Yeah, right now. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I think I'm just gonna stay here. No, no, no, no, c'mon. I think I'm gonna stay behind and try a strawberry. I've li` literally never tried a strawberry before. Mmm! Mmm. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Don't eat all of 'em. MUFFLED: OK. (GROANS) Mmm. (DISTANT QUACKING) (BIRDSONG) Are those little crowns on your shorts?! Maybe. (ROARS) (LAUGHS) Whooooo! Ha ha! (LAUGHS) (PENSIVE POP MUSIC) # A million thoughts # in my head ` # should I let my heart # keep listenin'? # Cos up till now # I've walked the line, # nothin' lost but somethin' missin'. # I can't decide # what's wrong, what's right. # Which way should I go? (BEAT KICKS IN) # If only I knew what my heart was telling me ` # don't know what I'm feelin'. # Is this just a dream? # Ah-oh, # yeah. If only I could read the signs in front of me, # I could find the way to # who I'm meant to be. # Ah-oh. # If only, # ye-eah. # Am I crazy? # Maybe we could # happen. # Yeah. Will you # still be with me # when the magic's # all run out? (MUSIC SOFTENS) # If only I knew what my heart was telling me ` # don't know what I'm feelin'. # Is this just a dream? # Ah-oh. HARMONISING: # If only. # Oh, oh. # If only. # Oh, oh. # If only. # Oh, oh. # If only. SOLO: # If only. (PENSIVE POP MUSIC) (MUSIC ENDS) (BIRDSONG) (LOW, UNSETTLED MUSIC) Ben? LOUDLY: Ben? Ben?! (VOICE ECHOES) (GASPS) (YELPS) (COUGHS) (GASPS) (SOLEMN MUSIC) (BOTH PANT) (COUGHS, GRUNTS) (YELPS) Ugh! You scared me! Y-You can't swim? No! You live on an island. Yeah, with a barrier around it, remember?! (GRUNTS LOUDLY) And you still tried to save me. (CHUCKLES DRILY) Yeah. And do you thank me? No! All I get is soaking wet! And, uh, this fancy rock. It's yours. Make a wish and throw it back in the lake. (GRUNTS) (SHUDDERS) Wha...? (EXHALES) (PUFFS) (SHIVERS SOFTLY) (GENTLE MUSIC) (SHIVERS, EXHALES) (MAGICAL NOTE) Uh, Mal, I told you that I loved you. What about you? Do you love me? (POIGNANT MUSIC) I don't know what love feels like. (EXHALES) (GENTLE, EXPECTANT MUSIC) Maybe I can teach you. (GENTLE MUSIC DEEPENS) Children, scuse me. Um, as you know, this Sunday is family day here at Auradon Prep,... and because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) we've arranged for a special treat. (ELECTRONIC CHIRP) I don't see... anything, nor do I hear. Kids. Is it...? (SOFT RATTLING) Is it`? Is? Press Enter. Can I please see a remote?! This thing on? God, it's broken. Ugh! I hate electronic equipment. (REMOTE CLATTERS, ELECTRONIC CHIRPING, GASPING) Oh! Evie, It's Mommy. Oh! Look how beautiful. Oh, you know what they say ` the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree. (GENTLE CHUCKLING) Don't you mean, 'the weeds'? (GENTLE CHUCKLING) Oh! Who's the old bat?! This is Fairy Godmother. Still doing tricks with eggplants? (SNIGGERING) I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage! You really couldn't give Cinderella till 1am? I mean, really ` what, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? (ALL LAUGH) They were mice! They were not` They were mice. They were not` Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. WHISPERS: They were mice! Hi, Mom. (GASPS) Mal! I m-m-miss you. You children are never far from our thoughts. I got it. How long must Mommy wait to see you? There's a big coronation coming up; I think sometime probably after... that. When? Friday, 10am. You sure I can't see you before that? I don't know what I'll do if I don't get my hands on that magic wa... you! You little nugget that I love so much. (NERVOUS CHUCKLING, SMOOCHING) (VILLAINS CHATTER) (CHUCKLES DRILY) Yes, I completely understand, Mother. (STAMMERS) Carlos! Is that a dog?! (DUDE GRUNTS) Ooh, yes, yes, Baby, I do understand ` (SQUEAKING) it would make the perfect size for earmuffs. (LAUGHS EVILLY) He's the perfect size for a pet. Oh! This dog loves me, and I love him. And FYI, your dog is stuffed! Oh! So give it a rest! (BREATHES HEAVILY) (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY) Burn! Oh! Why don't you go sell a toaster, ya two-bit salesman?! People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones. Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors. EVIL QUEEN: Enough! (EVIE EXHALES HEAVILY) (JAY EXHALES HEAVILY) I-I'm so sorry. Thanks for the special treat. Of course. M,... whaddaya think our parents are gonna do to us if we don't pull this off? I think they will be quietly disappointed in us but ultimately... proud of us for doing our best. Really? No. I think we are definitely goners. SIGHS: Yeah. (EXHALES HEAVILY) (UNSETTLED MUSIC) OK, we all know what this looks like. So it'll be up on the dais under the Beast's spell jar, and we'll be coming in from here. I will be in the very front. You all will be up in the balcony. SOFTLY: OK. Carlos? OK, so I'll find our limo so we can break the barrier and get back on the island with the wand. Perfect. Evie. Yeah. You will use this to take out the driver. Two sprays, and he'll be out like a light. SOFTLY: K. (SIGHS) (TINKLING) (MOUTHS) M. You wanna break Ben's love spell? Yeah, you know, for after. I don't... I've just been thinking, you know, when the villains finally do invade Auradon and begin to loot and kick everyone out of their castles and imprison their leaders and destroy all that is good and beautiful, Ben still being in love with me just seems a little extra... cruel. (PENSIVE MUSIC) M. (EXPECTANT MUSIC) (MUSIC BECOMES POIGNANT) (MUSIC BECOMES WARM) (DUDE GRUNTS) (POIGNANT PIANO MUSIC) (SIGHS SOFTLY) # A million thoughts # in my head ` # should I let my heart # keep listening? # I know it's time # to say goodbye ` # so hard # to let go. # (SAD PIANO NOTE) (BREATHES SHAKILY) (CHEERFUL A-CAPELLA MUSIC) Ma chere mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight, and now we invite you to relax. (STUDENTS SING A CAPELLA) Let us pull up a chair... BOY: Yeah! ...as the dining room proudly presents your dinner. # Be our guest. Be our guest. # Put our service to the test. # Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie, # and we'll provide the rest ` # That's right. # soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres. # Why, we only live to serve. # Whoo! # Try the grey stuff; it's delicious. # All right. # Don't believe me? Ask the dishes. BOYS RAP: # Yeah. They can sing, sing, sing. # Whoo! # They can dance, dance, dance. # Ugh! # After all, miss, this is France. # Uh-huh. # And a dinner here is never, never second best. # Hey. # C'mon. Go on, unfold your menu. # Uh-huh. # Go on, take a glance, and then you'll... # All right. # ...be our guest. # Hey. # Be our guest. # Hey. # Be our guest. # Here, yeah, c'mon. (LAUGHTER) # Yeah. Be our guest, guest, yeah. (LAUGHS, WHOOPS) # Yeah. We tell jokes. # Jokes. # I do tricks... # Tricks. # ...with my fellow candlesticks, # and it's all in perfect taste ` that you can bet. (VOCALISING) # Come on and lift your glass. # You've won your own free pass # to be our guest. RAPS: # If you're stressed, # it's fine dining we suggest. # Be our guest. # Be our guest. Be our guest. # Yeah. (STUDENTS CONTINUE SINGING A CAPELLA) # Yeah. Uh, come on. # Be our guest. Be our guest. # C'mon. C'mon. # Be our guest. # (CHEERING) (DUDE GRUMBLES) (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY) (MOANS, SMACKS LIPS) Mmm. BELLE: That was so lovely! (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Oh. Wa... (SMACKS LIPS) (CHOMPS) Mmm. (SMACKS LIPS) Uh-huh. (GUFFAWS) (SLURPS) (BOTH SMACK LIPS) (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) BEN: Just here? Ready? (SIGHS) Oh! By the way, I have a new girlfriend. (GASPS) Oh. CHUCKLES GENTLY: Oh. Yeah. Well, I never wanted to say anything, but I always thought that Audrey was a little self-absorbed ` (GRITS TEETH) fake smile, kind of a kiss-up. Mm. Do we know your new girlfriend? On the count of three. One, two` Sort of. Mal! I gotta go, OK? ...three. BELLE, FAINTLY: Huh? (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) Mal. Uh... Mal. Uh... I wanna introduce you to my parents. Hey. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) This is Mal, from the island,... Mm! ...my girlfriend. Hi! Hi. I was thinking maybe she could join us for lunch. SLOWLY: Of course. Any` Any friend of Ben's... Um, I actually came with my friends. (GULPS) Well, you should invite them,... (CARLOS GRUNTS, CHUCKLES) ...because the more the merrier! CHUCKLES: OK. Yeah, I'll go grab them. Uh, how`? How 'bout a game of croquet before lunch? Huh? Of course. Game on. STRAINED: Game on. (CHUCKLING) Have you played before? No. (EXHALES SHAKILY, SIGHS) No? You'll be fine. Whoa. (EXHALES) CARLOS: C'mon, Dude. C'mon, Dude! Here, stand up. No, no, no, stand here. (DUDE BARKS) Hey, get him! Hey, get him! Nice! (BOTH CHUCKLE GENTLY) Hello there. Hi. Now, have we met? No, I don't think so. I'm new; I'm sort of like a... transfer student. Ah, yes. Grammy. Oh, Audrey. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Give Grammy a kiss, dear. (SMOOCHES) 'Grammy'? Sleeping Beauty's mother. Grammy, I don't think you wanna be talking to this girl, unless you feel like taking another hundred-year nap. What? (DARK MUSIC) You?! How`? How are you here? And how have you stayed so young? Queen Leah, it's OK. Maleficent is still on the island. Mm. This is her daughter, Mal. Don't you remember my proclamation to give the new generation a chance? A chance to what, Ben? Destroy us? Come on, you remember, don't you? The poison apples... and the spells. Spells ` my daughter was raised by fairies because of your mother's curse. So her first words, her first steps... I missed it all! You mustn't trust her! I'm so so` Go away! Stay away from her. Don't do this, Chad. (TENSE WHISPERING) What? Chad. They were raised by their parents, Ben. Whaddaya think villains teach their kids, huh? Kindness? Fair play? No way, OK? Uh-uh. You stole another girl's boyfriend. (SCOFFS) Hey. Hey. Oh. You enjoy hurting people. And you ` you're nothin' but a gold digger and a cheater. Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the biggest jerk in the land?! (WHOOSHING, TINKLING) (SCOFFS) What?! C'mon! Back off, Chad, all right? (PEOPLE EXCLAIM, CLAMOUR) Back off! (HISSING) AUDREY: Chad! Chad? (HEAVY BREATHING) Chad? GIRL: Evie did something to Chad! DOUG: Wa` Wake up. (GASPING) Check if he's OK! Chad! C'mon, Mal. (HEAVY BREATHING) Guys! Jay! Chad! Wake up. C'mon. C'mon. Chad? (GASPS) (CHATTER) I feared something like this would happen. This isn't their fault. No, son, it's yours. (SERIOUS MUSIC) Mom? (AUDREY SCOFFS) What happened? I had this dream... (MUSIC ENDS DRAMATICALLY) (SHAKY BREATHING) Hey, guys. How is everyone? Yeah? Hey, listen, forget about it, all right? It was nothing. Forget about it. Let it go. Tomorrow, after the coronation, I promise everything will be OK. SOFTLY: I have to go. (INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY) I'll see you guys later. Listen, Evie, I wanna talk about earlier today. I just` Doug. It's my fault, Doug. I'm so sorry. No, it's mine. Doug? What? Doug. Sorry, I can't. OK. (SIGHS) (TRAY SCRAPES, CLATTERING) How long does she think that's gonna last? (MEAN CHUCKLING) Mal's just the bad-girl infatuation. Yeah. I mean, he's never gonna make a villain a queen. (GIRLS LAUGH) Beware, forswear. Undo Jane's hair. (WHOOSHING, TINKLING) - (SCREAMS) - (GASPING) (LAUGHTER) CHAD: Ew. There's a lot more where that came from. Excuse me, who do you think you are? Do I look like I'm kidding? (PAGES RUSTLE) (GIRLS SHOUT) (EXHALES SLOWLY) (INHALES DEEPLY) I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. Let's grab that wand and blow this Popsicle stand. ('ROTTEN TO THE CORE') # I'm rotten to the core. # (BELLS TOLL, APPLAUSE, CHEERING) MIRROR: At last, here we are, broadcasting live from the coronation, where Prince Benjamin will soon be crowned King. I'm Snow White, bringing you up-to-the second coverage of who's the fairest of them all. MOCKINGLY: '"I'm Snow White."' Who are you kidding? She's definitely had work done. (CHATTER, CHEERFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS) Oh! (CHUCKLES) (SIGHS) Oh, me? (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) Aw, Fairy Godmother is looking radiant,... (CRUNCH!) ...but what is happening with Jane's hair?! (CHUCKLES GENTLY) And there is Fairy Godmother's wand. (GASPS SOFTLY) I want that wand! Do you (?) Hadn't heard (!) Oh, and here comes Ben now. (CHEERING) Hi! (HORSE WHINNIES) (GRAND ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) Don't be nervous. All you have to do is sit there and look beautiful ` no problem there. Thank you. Mal, would you wear my ring? Um,... not now. I think it would probably just fall right off of me. I have something for you. For me? Yeah. It's just for later, you know, when you need strength ` some carbs to keep up your energy. Always thinking. (CHUCKLES DRILY) But I can't wait. No! Mmm. Mmm. MUFFLED: Mmm, this is really good. (COUGHS SOFTLY) Uh, do you...? Mal? Do you feel OK? You bet. Would you say that you're still in... that... (EXHALES) that you have very strong feelings for me? Not sure. I mean, let's give the anti-love potion a few minutes to take effect. Yeah. OK. What?! (CHUCKLES) What?! You knew? That you spelled me? Yeah. Yeah, I knew. I'm` I can explain myself. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) No, look, it's fine. I mean, you had a crush on me; I was with Audrey ` you didn't trust that it could happen on its own. Am I right? Yes. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) You're so right. So, then, how long have you known? Since our first date. Your spell washed away in the enchanted lake. So, then, what, you've just been... faking it since then? (GENTLE MUSIC) I haven't been faking anything. (CHEERING CONTINUES) (CHUCKLES UNEASILY) (BELLS TOLL) (GRAND MUSIC PLAYS) (GRAND MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING, EVIL QUEEN GASPS) Well, if it isn't` My daughter, looking like some kind of... ...princess! Now, let's see who this beauty is wearing. Evie. Evie! That's my dau... Evie! Someone named Evie designed her gown. That's my daughter. Oh wow (!) She sewed a dress. Meanwhile, my girl duped a prince, and she's this close to grabbing the magic wand. Bitter, party of one. Bitter, party of one. It's happening, people! Oh! It's happening. I say gird your loins. Gird your loins! Villains, our revenge begins today. (ALL LAUGH CRAZILY) (CHEERING, GRAND MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) About the other day, I just... I told Ben this wasn't going to be easy. You also taught me that a king has to believe in himself, even when it isn't easy. I did? I... How very wise of me. (SIGHS) Ben, we are very proud of you. You keep listening to your heart. Thanks, Mom. You're gonna make a fine king. Wish me luck. (MAN CLEARS THROAT, GRAND MUSIC ENDS) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (VIVALDI'S 'LAUDAMUS TE') (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK) KIDS: # Laudamus te. # Laudamus te. # Benedicimus te. # Benedicimus te. VOICES OVERLAP: # Adoramus te. (CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING) (PEOPLE EXCLAIM SOFTLY) # Laudamus te. # Benedicimus te. VOICES OVERLAP: # Adoramus te. (CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING) (CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING IN MIRROR) (SONG ENDS) Don't blow it, kiddo. (MOMENTOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (HARP TRILLS) (MUSIC BECOMES EXPECTANT) (EXHALES HEAVILY) (TINKLING) (GASPS SOFTLY) (MUSIC BECOMES TENSE) (MUSIC BUILDS) Do you solemnly swear to govern the peoples of Auradon with justice and mercy as long as you shall reign? Oh, grab the thing already! I do solemnly swear. (EXHALES) And it is my honour and my joy... to bless our new king. (GASPS) (ALL GASP) Yes! Oh! Oh! (JAFAR GUFFAWS) Yes! (CRACKLING) (WHOOSH! ZAP!) (THUNDER CRASHES) (BOOM!) (GASPS) Ooh. (EVIL QUEEN AND CRUELLA EXCLAIM, RUMBLING, RATTLING) Oh! The barrier is broken. We're free! (DRAMATIC, TENSE MUSIC) Sceptre... nooooow! (SCEPTRE WHOOSHES) (MYSTICAL WHOOSHING) (TINKLING) (CACKLES) (WHOOSHING) (ALL EXCLAIM) Child, what are you doing?! If you won't make me beautiful, I'll do it myself! (SHRIEKS) (SHOUTING, CRACKLING, TINKLING) SLOWLY: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! (SHRIEKS) Take cover! (SHRIEKS) (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) Careful, Mal! (GRUNTING, CRACKLING) (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) (PANTING) (PEOPLE SHOUT) (SHOUTING INTENSIFIES) Mal, give me the wand. Stand back. It's OK. Ben, I said stand back! (WHOOSHING) I told you so! (SHRIEKS) (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) (WHOOSHING, TINKLING) Let's go. Revenge time. You really want to do this? We have no choice, Ben! Our parents` Your parents made their choice. Now you make yours. (BREATHES SHAKILY) (TENSE MUSIC) (MUSIC FADES) I think I want to be good. You are good. How do you know that?! Because... Because I'm listenin' to my heart. (POIGNANT MUSIC) I wanna listen to my heart too. (BREATHES HEAVILY) And my heart is telling me that we are not our parents. (SOBS SOFTLY) I mean, stealing things doesn't make you happy. Tourney and victory pizza with the team makes you happy. (CHUCKLING) BOY: Yeah! And you, scratching Dude's belly makes you happy. Who would've thought? (CHUCKLES GENTLY) And, Evie, you do not have to play dumb to get a guy. You are so smart. (BOTH CHUCKLES GENTLY) (SIGHS) And I don't wanna take over the world with evil. It doesn't make me happy. I wanna go to school... (MURMURING) ...and be with Ben,.. (STIRRING MUSIC) ...because Ben makes me really happy. PEOPLE, SOFTLY: Aw. (SIGHS) (SOFT, POIGNANT MUSIC) Us being friends makes me really happy,... not destroying things. (SIGHS) I choose good, you guys. (GASPS) (LOW, EXPECTANT MUSIC) I choose good too. (CHUCKLING) Yeah, Jay. I choose good. (MAL CHUCKLES) (EXHALES SHARPLY) So, (EXHALES) just to be clear, we don't have to be worried about how really mad our parents will be? (EVIE AND MAL LAUGH) Cos they're gonna be really, really mad. Really mad. MAL: Yeah. Your parents can't reach you here. OK, then. (HAND SLAPS SOFTLY) Good. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) (CHUCKLES) C'mon. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (APPLAUSE) (CHUCKLING, CHEERING) (WARM MUSIC) (EXPLOSION, PEOPLE EXCLAIM, SCREAM) (RUMBLING, TINKLING) (WHOOSHING) (SINISTER MUSIC) (BOOM!) (GASPING) (PEOPLE GASP) I'm baaack! It can't be. Go away, Mother. CHORTLES: She's funny. (SNORTS) Oh! I'm so... You're very funny... here. Wand me ` chop-chop. No! (PEOPLE EXCLAIM, TINKLING) Bibbidi-bobbidi` ...boo. (BOOM!) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (EXHALES) Psych. (CHUCKLES, SNORTS) Ooh. (CHUCKLES) Ooh, in another time, in another time. # Evil like me, # don't ya wanna be mean? # Oh! (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Oh. Oh no. Someone needs to pluck their nose hairs. Where shall we begin? I know. Why don't we start by getting rid of this? (WHOOSHING) (GASPS) (CLINKING) Perfect fit! (GASPS) (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Oh, scuse me. Pardon me. Scuse me. The horns. The horns! (CHUCKLES) Aw. Falling in love is weak... and ridiculous. It's not what you want. You don't know what I want. Mom, have you ever once asked me what I want? I'm not you! Oh, obviously. I've had years and years and years and... years of practice being evil. You'll get there. No, I will not,... and I really wish that you had never gotten there yourself. (SNIFFLES) (EXHALES) Love is not weak... or ridiculous. It's actually really amazing. (SNIFFLES) I know one thing, young lady ` you have no room for love in your life! And now I command, wand to my hand! (WHOOSHING) (POWER SURGES) (GRUNTING) (GASPS) (HEAVING BREATHING) It worked! I hardly think so. Frankly, this is tedious and very immature. Gimme the wand. Give me the wand! Hold on, Mal. Maybe good really is more powerful than evil. (CHUCKLES DRILY) Oh please. You're killing me. Arf! (DOG BARKS) (GROWLS, SNARLS) Oh! Oh, the breath. The breath. Get off me! (INHALES SHARPLY, GRUNTS) (THUDDING BOOM) (GRUNTS) (WHOOSHING) Oh, Gaston should be jealous. (TINKLING) (GRUNTS) (CACKLES) Enough! You all... will regret this! (ROARING) (DARK MUSIC) (THUNDER RUMBLES, MAL GASPS) (FLAME WHOOSHES) (ROARS) (SNAP!) CARLOS: C'mon, run, Jay, run! (ROARS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (ROARS) MAL: Hurry, Jay! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Jay! Watch` EVIE AND MAL: Jay! Jay, c'mon, please! Please! Jay! (ROARS) Aargh! (ROARS) Magic mirror, show your bright light! (ENERGY HUMS) (ROARS) (DULL BOOM) Behind me, Eve! Leave my friends alone! (ROARS) This is between you and me, Mother. (GROWLS, ROARS) The strength of evil is good as none when stands before four hearts as one. (GROWLS) The strength of evil is good as none when stands before four hearts as one. The strength of evil is good as none when stands before four hearts as one. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROWLS) (SHRIEKS) (WHOOSHING) (GASPS) (HEAVY BREATHING) - (WHOOSHING, TINKLING) - (BREATHES HEAVILY) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (SOFT WHOOSHING) What just happened? I have no idea. Did you do it? I dunno. No, no, no, no, your mother did. She shrank to the size of the love in her heart. That's why it's so itty-bitty. (GRUNTS) Is she gonna be like that forever? Well, forever is a long time. You learnt to love; so can she. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I believe this belongs to you. And I believe this... belongs to you. (WARM MUSIC) You all have earned yourselves an A in Goodness class. (KIDS LAUGH) Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! (ROARING) K! OK! O... We kinda got this all wrapped up here. (CHUCKLING) Oh. SOFTLY: Yeah, let's go. (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) (BEN CHUCKLES) Oh! (EXHALES HEAVILY) (PANTS) Next time, I rescue you, OK? (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Yeah, let's not let there be a next time, OK? (GENTLE CHATTER) (GENTLE CHUCKLING) I will be right back. I love you, but you are on a major time-out. Don't be too hard on Jane. I was the one who put all that crazy stuff in her head. You are beautiful ` inside and out. (CHUCKLES GENTLY) Your mom got that right. I guess I did get pretty lucky in the mother department. Yeah, I guess so. (AMUSING NOTE) (EXPECTANT MUSIC) (AUDREY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (MAL AND AUDREY CHUCKLE) Hey! MALEFICENT CROAKS: Help. (EXHALES) Careful! That's my mom. (EVIE CHUCKLES) (SIGHING) Well, let's get this party started. (ALL LAUGH) ALL: # Oh-ay, oh-ay. Hey! (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC) (DISTANT BOOMING, DISTANT CHEERING) (FIREWORKS WHISTLE) LOUDSPEAKER: # Set it off. (CONTINUES) # Oh-oh, yeah. # Oh, yeah, yeah. # Let's set it off. # Oh, ye-eah. # You can make it happen. # Oh-ay, oh-ay. Hey! # Kings and queens, it's our time to rise, # write the book, the story of our lives. # This is us takin' back the night. # Oh-ay, oh-ay. # Break the spell; we were born this way. # Be yourself; forget the DNA. # Everybody raise your hands and say ` # 'Oh-ay, oh-ay. Hey!' HARMONISING: # Sound the alarm; get on your feet. Let's set it off and rock this beat. # Dance till your heart is wild and free. (VOCALISING) # Feelin' the power, let it all out. Like what you see in the mirror; shout. # We got the keys; the kingdom's ours. (VOCALISING) # Oh-ay, oh-ay. Let's set it off. # Oh, ye-eah. # Start a chain reaction, and never let it stop. # Let's set it off. # Oh, ye-eah. # You can make it happen with everything you got. # Let's set it off. Get ready. Set it off. (FINGERS SNAP RHYTHMICALLY) C'mon. We got to set it off. On the right. Get ready. Set it off. To the left. We got to set it off. # Oh-ay, oh-ay. RAPS: # Yo, it's time to set this thing off. Let's make it happen now. # I'ma make my own future, ignore all the rumours, show 'em how passion sound. BOYS: # They all told me I should back down, judgin' me cos of my background. # Thinkin' 'bout changin' my path now ` nah, I ain't goin' out like that now. # Feelin' the power, let it all out. Like what you see in the mirror; shout. # We got the keys; the kingdom's ours. (VOCALISING) # Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, yeah. # Oh-ay, oh-ay. Let's set it off. # Oh, ye-eah. Let's set this off! # Start a chain reaction, and never let it stop. # Let's set it off. Let's set this off! # Oh, ye-eah. Let's set this off! # You can make it happen with everything you got. # Let's set it off. Get ready. Set it off. (FINGERS SNAP RHYTHMICALLY) C'mon. We got to set it off. That's right. Get ready. Set it off. To the left. We got to set it off. (MUSIC BUILDS) Get ready. Set it off. We got to set it off. What? Get ready. Set it off. C'mon. ELECTRONIC MALE VOICE: Three, two, one. Uh. (ENERGETIC DRUMBEATS) (RHYTHMIC CHEERING) # Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, yeah. # Let's set it off. # Oh, ye-eah. BOYS: Let's set this off. # Start a chain reaction, and never let it stop. # Let's set it off. Let's set this off! # Oh, ye-eah. Let's set this off! # You can make it happen with everything you got. # Let's set it off. Get ready. Set it off. C'mon. We got to set it off. To the right. Get ready. Set it off. And to the right. We got to set it off. What? (SONG ENDS, FIREWORKS WHISTLE, EXPLODE, GENTLE CHEERING) (CHEERING INTENSIFIES, APPLAUSE) # Oh-ay, oh-ay. Let's set it off. # Oh, ye-eah. Oh, (CHUCKLES GENTLY) I was having so much fun, I almost forgot. You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you? (BEN WHOOPS) (SHOUTS) # Let's set it off. Get ready. Set it off. (FIREWORKS WHISTLE, EXPLODE) C'mon. We got to set it off. On the right. Get ready. Set it off. To the left. We got to set it off. # Oh-ay, oh-ay. # (SHAWN MENDEZ'S 'BELIEVE') MEN: # I believe, I believe. Hey. # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. Hey! # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. What? # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. Yeah. # Don't be afraid to be... # ...who you are. # Just scream out and shout and... # ...follow the stars. # Forget about the past. It is... # ...over. # We are the young ones. # Our way is forward. # We learn how to get back up. # We learn how to turn the page. # So we will let our dreams... # ...take flight... # ...and our hearts... # ...ignite. # Did you know that it's true? # Everything is possible. # There's nothin' we can't do. # It's a wild and beautiful fire, # and I believe in you. MEN: # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. # And I believe in you. # I believe, I believe, I believe. Hey. # Oh. (SONG CONTINUES) Captions by Shrutika Gunanayagam. www.able.co.nz Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. Copyright Able 2018 # I believe in you. #