(BEEPING) First time giving blood? (COUGHS) Yes. They pay cash here! And there's no limit to how many times you give. They even buy it in the jar. Jared Nomak? We're ready for you. In the past 12 months, have you gotten a tattoo or undergone any piercings? No. Where did you get that scar on your chin? Childhood accident. (COUGHS) You say you don't have any next of kin. Is that right? Not that I'm in contact with. Nobody to call in an emergency? No one. (COUGHS) No family? I told you, no. Are you telling me I can't be a donor? It depends. We came up with some unusual results on your blood test. How unusual? (COUGHS) Let me explain. Your blood has a very rare haemotype, one we haven't encountered before. (DOOR CLANGS SHUT) What are you talking about? Who are you? No! What are you talking about? Who are you? No! Sit down, please. (GASPS) What is this? This... is a good-news/bad-news scenario, Jared. Good news for us,... bad news... for you. (WHIMPERS) '(HISSING / SUCKING)' (SOBS) (LAUGHS) (GROWLS) (SPEAKS VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) Forget what you think you know. Vampires exist. My name... is Blade. I was born half-human, half-vampire. They call me... the Daywalker.' I have all their strengths... and none of their weaknesses, except for the thirst. 20 years ago I met a man that changed that. Whistler. He taught me how to hold the thirst at bay, taught me the rules, gave me the weapons to hunt with. Silver, garlic, sunlight. Two years ago he was attacked. They took him and turned him into the thing I hate most. I should have finished him off. Now I'm hunting him. (SWISHING) I will find him... and nothing will stand in my way. Daywalker's here! Stop him! Where is he? Aaargh! (SPEAKS VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) Agh! (REVS ENGINE) (SHOUTS IN VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) (SHOUTS) Eeeearrrgh! Hey! (YELLS) Aaargh! (CLICKS BONES IN NECK) Mwah! (GROANING) No! (SPEAKS VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) Take me to him... and I'll consider you a loose end. Agh! Arrrgh! No! (SHOUTS IN VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) Argh! Argh! (BANGING AT DOOR) Samuel! Aaagh! Aarrgh! (GIBBERING) Catch you later. Old man, look at what they've done to you! Let's go home. Lock up your daughters, boys and girls! The Dark Knight returns. Little toke of the smokage? Later. Cut the lights. You found him! You didn't kill him! Gimme a hand. (GROANS) I got a bad feeling about this, B. Listen to his breathing. He's already dying. He's in pain. Put him out of his misery. They had him on stasis in a halfway house. I'm giving him an accelerated retroviral detox, like a heroin addict. Make him go cold turkey in one night. This shit ain't gonna work, man. I say you kill the motherfucker now. Get out. If there's anything left of you in there, Whistler, listen up. In the morning those blinds are going to open, whether you're cured... or not. I didn't mean to call him... 'Listen to me, Blade.' You're gonna have to finish me off. No. Give me that damn gun! Now walk away, you stupid son of a bitch! (GUNSHOT) How do you feel? Like hammered shit. How did you find me? Started out in Moscow, then Romania. They kept moving you around. How long was I gone? Months? Too long. Years. They tortured me almost to death and let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could at least have fixed my goddamn leg! Where's my arc welder? Nice to meet you. I heard a lot about you. I'm Josh. You can call me Scud. Everybody does. Tell me something, Skid. No, man, it's Scud. Scud, like Stud. Scud. Whatever. What are you doing here? The pimpmobile? A little after-market modification, nitrous oxide, shit like that. You gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping. Yeah. Cranked it up 300hp. You'll burn it out before your next oil change. Where'd you dig up this shitbird, anyway? What the fuck's your problem, Poppy? I been suckin' bloodclots for two years while some jerkoff's been fuckin' with my life's work! You'd jeopardise our whole operation to save your ass! Our operation?! Ours? I built this operation, you asswipe! (ALARM BEEPS) Motion sensors! Zone three, gentlemen. Human? Er,... body temperature 50. I guess suckhead. Fried. They're using magnesium flares. They got your security system scoped out. Whoa, whoa! I don't trust you` Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Cool outfit! (SNARLS) God lights! Shit! We represent the ruling party of the vampire nation. They're offering you a truce. (GRUNTS) They want to meet with you. Scud! Take off your mask. My name is Asad. This is Nyssa. You have been our most feared enemy, but now there's something else loose on the streets. Something worse than you. What's so funny? They tell stories about Blade, the boogeyman. Frankly, I'm disappointed. You hear that, B? She's disappointed. He agreed to come along so easily. Come on, B, show her! Come on. Pretty please! Semtex. Enough explosives to level a city block. You still disappointed? The guards look human, B. Probably familiars. You sure about this? Well, if I'm not... The true power of the vampire nation lies here. Father? Blade, this is Overlord Eli Damaskinos. (SPEAKS VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) It has been said, 'Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success.' In that regard, I should thank you. For what? Eliminating Deacon Frost. You did us a favour. Karel Kounen. You're human. Well, I'm a lawyer. European Health Consortium. As you may know, vampirism is... an arbovirus, carried in the saliva of predators. In 72 hours, it spreads through the human bloodstream, creating... new parasitic organs. Like cancer. Cancer... with a purpose. Unfortunately, viruses evolve, too. We've encountered a new one. We've dubbed it the Reaper strain, and like any good pathogen, it appears to have found a carrier. There. Jared Nomak. Born a vampire, but an anomaly like you. Unlike the rest of us, however, he feeds on not just humans but vampires as well. Looks like he was doing me a favour. You're missing the point. The vampire victims don't die. They turn. They become carriers. You've got to understand. These things are like crack addicts. They need to feed daily. Nomak's been out for 72 hours. By our estimates, there are already a dozen Reapers. There'll be hundreds in a week, thousands in a matter of months. Do the math. Lemme get this right. You want me... to hunt them... for you? When they are finished with us, what do you think they'll turn on next? Your precious humans. Not one of them will be left! We've spent two years training a small tactical unit, the Bloodpack. We want you to lead them. Two years? We've been training to hunt you. So, B, man, what do you think? Sounds like a plan. What do you really think? They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get. We ain't gonna do this, though, right? We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been, get a chance to see how their world ticks. I had enough of their world. They're just shittin' bricks cos they're no longer top of the food chain. Damn, I'm really worried about him. I know he's your friend and all, but... I think you should watch him. Nobody goes cold turkey from the thirst in just one night. Looking to get hooked up? Maybe. What do you have? No problem. Horse, Hawaiian ice, whatever you need. Whatever I need... (CHUCKLES) I like that. What if I need you? (PANTS HUNGRILY) Mm... Mm... Mm... So... So sweet... (SNARLS) (HUNGRY SHRIEKING) They are ready whenever you are,... Daywalker. Blade, meet the Bloodpack. Lighthammer, Verlaine, Priest, Snowman,... Chupa and Reinhardt. Hey, er, me and the gang were wondering... What was that? Can you blush? Here we go, Poppy. (ALL CHUCKLE) Oh, I get it. I see now. You've been training for two years to take me out. And now here I am... (HISSES) Ooh, so exciting, isn't it? OK, this is your chance! Come on. What are you waiting for? I'm right here in front of you. Adolf here gets the first shot. Why you lookin' at her? You need permission? Or maybe you need a little incentive. I can help you with that. (GRUNTS) What's the matter? You missed that? I can do it again. Come on! What, you need a manual?! Do it! Come on! '(BEEPING)' Argh! '(BEEPING CONTINUES)' Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back on your head. Silver nitrate, rigged to go off if anybody tampers with it. I'll have the detonator with me. If you so much as look at me wrong... (CRUNCHING) Argh! From now on, we work as a unit. You'll be taking orders from me. Any questions? Good. You wanna catch the hunter, you start with the prey. We'll target all the night places where... vampires congregate. Blood banks, safe houses, the bigger the better. So, what's first? The House of Pain. Get unlimited data, talk and text with Vodafone Get unlimited data, talk and text with Vodafone for just $79.99 a month. Sign up in-store or online at vodafone.co.nz (THUNDER RUMBLES) Where's the entrance? I don't see any signs. No vampire glyphs. Because of you, we've had to rethink our habits, tighten our security. '(BEEPING)' Have a closer look. Mm... Nice. .38, .45, 9mm calibre, all with foil capsules at the tip filled with silver nitrate and garlic extract. This high-velocity stake gun spits out stakes at 6000ft per second. Since you suckers don't like sunlight, we've modified the entry lights with UV filters. Pop it open, instant UV light. Filter's on, no problem. This has a pneumatic syringe-delivery system. The vials are filled with an anticoagulant, EDTA. One punch blows your target up like a balloon. The cartridge ejects, automatic reload. Nice! Let's go. You won't pass for one of us. No way. Like I give a shit. He's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there, guard our backs? So, the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great(!) Better curb that dog of yours, or we'll do it for you. '(BEEPING)' Keep pushing, asshole. # 'I Against I' - Mos Def & Massive Attack # I-ya, I against I # Flesh of my flesh and mind of my mind # Two of a kind but one won't survive # My images reflect in the enemy's eye # And his images reflect in mine the same time # I-ya, I-ya, I against I # Flesh of my flesh and mind of my mind # Two of a kind but one won't survive # Survive, survive, survive, survive # Survive, survive, survive, survive # Survive, survive, survive, survive... # We're in. You're about to enter our world. You will see things ` feeding. Just remember why you're here. I haven't forgotten. What exactly are we looking for? Anything that looks suspicious. You gotta be kidding me. (POUNDING MUSIC) (RAP MUSIC) (SPEAKS VAMPIRE LANGUAGE) Just leaving! Scud, do you read me? 'Scud? You reading me?' Reading you loud and clear, B. 'Whole place is a safe house.' 'Windows are painted black, one access door, 300 suckheads in here.' That sounds cool. '(BEEPING)' Hey, W, you got me? W? 'Tell me, how's the weather up there, sweetheart?' Walkin' on sunshine, toke-boy(!) (POUNDING MUSIC) Look at them! Half of these bastards are not even purebloods. I tell you what. Why don't we just fuckin' kill everyone,... just to make sure? God, it'd be so easy... He's got you. (LAUGHS) (MOUTHS) (INHALES) Daywalker... Mother's milk! We got about half an hour till sunrise, Cinderella. Hurry up. 'I spotted one but lost him. Be on the lookout.' ^ (THUDDING) ^ (POUNDING) (MUFFLED) Fuck... (THUNDER RUMBLES) (POUNDING) Whistler, man, they're on the roof of my bus! Mmf! Shh... (SNARLS) (POUNDING MUSIC) (ALL SHRIEK / SNARL) Nomak... Daywalker! What am I to you? Is the enemy of my enemy my friend... or my enemy? (YELLING / SCREAMING) Agh! Arrrgh! 'We're under attack! There's three, probably more!' Daylight. (SNARLS) (CRUNCHING) (HISSES) (TERRIFIED SHOUTING) (SCREECHES) (POUNDING) (GASPS IN TERROR) (CRANKS IGNITION) (SCREAMING) (YELLS) 'Silver don't do jack shit! Don't waste bullets!' Motherfucker! 'You hear me, Chupa?' Say cheese! (TYRES SQUEAL) Come on! (GROWLS) (SHRIEKS) (PANTS) Grrrah! How about some daylight, motherfucker?! (SNAPPING) (SCREAMS) (FIRES) (SHRIEKS) (FIRES) (SNIFFS) (SNARLS) Argh! Agh! Agh! (PANTS) Fuck! Fuck! Agh! (SHRIEKS) 'Listen! If you're under attack, use your UV lights. They can't take it.' (FIZZING) (SHRIEKS) Priest! We're not dyin' here, man. Priest is down. Now I positively cherish them. Look at those big, brown eyes. This is the time he won 'Baby of the Month' competition for the local Courier newspaper. 'Course, we weren't in very much doubt about it, cos he's so photogenic, eh? (CHUCKLES) I used to dread these afternoons. Now I positively cherish them. Play music. (JAUNTY CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS) Buckle up, Margaret. This is the future of bragging. # Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. # 'Daylight's coming. You're on your own, Blade.' You want me so bad, Blade,... here I am. Why kill me? You and I, we have the same enemy. We want the same thing! Arrgh! Grrraah! (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) (CRACKLING) (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) We need the same thing, Blade. Yah! (GROANS) (SCREAMS) What happened? Why didn't you tell me they're immune to silver and garlic? I didn't know. If you did, would you have told me? I think you know the truth when you hear it. Really? Then, why didn't he kill you? (SCREAMING) Aaarrrgh! How long since he's been bitten? About 20 minutes. His skin is fucking burning! He's already starting to change. Argh! (RIPPING) Will someone just shut him the fuck up?! (ROARS) Hold on to him! Hold him, Chupa! Come on, man! Just put him out of his fuckin' misery! You can't finish him that way! Hold him down. Hold him down, Chupa! Move. Back off! Back off! If that was your Bloodpack Sunday punch, we're in trouble. This motherfucker left his post. Where were you? Ran into a little Reaper action too. Oh, yeah? How little? We lost a man. Priest! Want me to carve his fuckin' name on your chest? Let me show you. Saw it in the alley and followed it down. Found it just like this. I think they came through here. It was trying to crawl back in the culvert and caught its arm. Been gnawing at it like a coyote. Little Boy Blue... It's already dying. I need to examine it as quickly as possible. OK. Look for a lever. Let's open it. They've made contact with the Reapers. Any casualties? One so far. It was not... Nyssa, I trust? No. This is a dangerous game you're playing, Damaskinos. Blade is too volatile. You can't keep manipulating him. You worry too much. I'm told by our friends inside events are unfolding as scripted. You've already lost one of your own. How many more will you sacrifice? Every one. Even your own daughter? Yes, even her. 'Recognise this?' The blood bank. He's one of the guards. So why is he dying? What's killing him? Time. His metabolism is burning too fast. They need fresh blood every couple of hours or they start feeding on themselves. Nomak's different. He's the carrier. It all started with him. It'll end with him. Open the mouth, Scud. Huh?! Open the mouth! B, come on! Sissy...! (SQUELCHING) Ugh... Only the tongue carries the virus. It is injected through these barbs. It has bifurcated masseter muscles, overdeveloped, allowing for a much stronger bite. Jaw structure remains the same, but there's no mandible bone. Squeeze that tooth, Scud. (SNIFFS) Neurotoxin. Probably paralyses their victim while they eat. Garlic don't work, silver don't work... (SNIFFS) We got to go with the sunlight. That's deadly to us, too. Let's see what else we can find. These things are as different from us as we are from you. (WHISTLES) Look at that! The heart is encased in bone. Only the side is vulnerable. Good luck gettin' a stake through that! Pull a leg off a spider, it keeps moving on its own, essentially trying to walk without a body. What the fuck you doing? Hardwired. (ROARING) Agh! What the fuck is that?! Brain's dead. Body's still trying to feed. We got six hours before sunrise. Be ready by then. Hey... What happens at sunrise? Blade, I'm talking to you! What happens at sunrise? We hunt. In broad daylight? You gotta be fuckin' joking. Better get you some sunscreen, buttercup. Shitkicker, you're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven. I love it when you talk dirty. Sunlight's the only edge we got. They'll be more vulnerable then. So will we. Let's be real about one thing. I don't expect everybody to make it back tomorrow. Remember to protect yourselves... at all times. Vodafone TV allows you to switch easily from your TV to your tablet or your mobile phone, giving you freedom like never before. The future is exciting. Ready? What are you looking for? Phosphorons. If I can suss out their light source, maybe I can make a UV flash grenade. Been tried already. You didn't have Scud to work on it then. Blade? The way you talk to them... Us... What is it? We are together in this, remember? Why do you hate us so much? It's fate. It's in my blood. It's in mine, too. I'm a pureblood. I was born a vampire. You know the thirst better than any of us, shooting that serum of yours. The only difference between us is that I made peace with what I am a long time ago. 'How long you known Blade, anyway?' 'Goin' on 20 years.' He doesn't talk about the old days much. He doesn't talk about anything much. You wanna hear something funny? Blade kinda looks at you like a father figure. Tell me something. How'd you two hook up? I was a backpacker. I met these two chicks, took them back to my tent for a little Three's Company action. Pretty(!) Janet and Chrissy start tearing chunks out of my stomach. Blade shows up, saves my ass... Everything else just fell into place. '(BEEPING)' Let's try it. All right. Maybe I fucked up. Maybe you were right. All right! Poppa's got a brand new bag! # 'Right Here Right Now' - Ice Cube & Paul Oakenfold # You gotta get 'em up # Come get some # You better get 'em up # Come get some # You gotta get 'em up # Come get some # You better get 'em up # Come get some... # Let me ask one question. How the hell we gonna find these Reapers? We won't have to. They'll come to us. (HISSING) (COUGHS) What is this shit? Pheromones, harvested from the Reaper's adrenal glands. They're gonna key to it. They want us to spray on some suck-puppy's nut-juice?! (COUGHS) Use firearms to drive 'em back, then toss your UV grenades. Right on. For the grand finale, I've hotwired a couple of these babies into a nitro-vacuum. Just be real careful where you pop your load. Are you not coming? No. I'm a lover, not a fighter. UVs have a 10-second delay. Nyssa,... just remember to take cover. Hey, Blade, gimme a hand. You and Miss Muffet are getting a little cosy. I wouldn't worry about that if I was you. You might get confused as to which side of the line you're standing on. Those are real hollow words coming from a man who just spent two years running with the enemy. What the hell's that supposed to mean?! You know, Whistler, there's an old saying. 'Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.' You might wanna remember that. 'Blade, we should split in three groups.' We're trying to attract 'em, not scare 'em off. Some of us can't see in the dark, you fuckin' nipplehead. What am I supposed to do? Bifocals, Grandpa. Try to keep up. (METALLIC CLANGING) Let's do this. Hey, hillbilly... What the fuck you doin'?! Ain't nobody here but you... and us, buttercup. We lose a partner and Blades loses one! Agh! I'll leave you two lovebirds some time to yourselves. (SNARLING) (FIRES) (GASPS / WHIMPERS) (BOTH SCREAM) Eeyah! 'Spotted a group in the east tunnel.' 'I'm prepping the bomb pack.' Nyssa! Get unlimited data, talk and text with Vodafone for just $79.99 a month. Sign up in-store or online at vodafone.co.nz Get out! Right now. NO! (SCREAMS) NO! I'll attract them to me. Do what I tell you. Move! 10,... nine, eight,... seven, six, five, four, three, two,... one. (GRUNTS) Piece of junk. Argh! What the hell is this? You trying to stink me to death? Wait! You OK? Yeah. We gotta move. We got a lot of company. All units, regroup. Regroup! (ALL SHRIEK FEROCIOUSLY) (ALL SHRIEK) Aaaargh! Eat shit, motherfuckers! There's nobody left! (ALL SHRIEK / SNARL) Eearrgh! Argh! Where's the bomb pack? Down that tunnel. Gimme the rest of the pheromones. Go down that tunnel. Go, go, go! You obviously... do not know... who you are FUCKING with! ARRGH! (GASPS) By the way, Blade, did I ever mention... the bomb lever's stuck? Suck this! LET'S GO! '(BEEPING)' You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker! (GASPS) (GROWLS) Whistler! Wait! You will survive this... only to tell Blade about this ring. About the truth. The truth, old man! Damaskinos... (WHISPERS) Nyssa... Argh! (GRUNTS) You've done a great job. Not that great... I'd say. Oof! (GASPS) What is it,... my daughter? They took 'em. All our weapons, even your sword. Somebody's been keeping tabs on us from inside. Where are we? Some kind of chamber deep in their lair. They smashed up everything,... the workshop, all of it. They've been lying to us from day one. The Reaper strain didn't evolve. It was designed. What?! Designed. Nomak told me. I saw him back in the sewer. He let me live. Did he? How generous of him! I brought you here to see the fruits of our labour. For years I've struggled... to rid our kind of any hereditary weaknesses. So,... recombining DNA was simply the next logical step. Nomak was the first,... a failure. But in time... there will be a new, pure race begotten from my own flesh, immune to silver,... soon even sunlight! I got a question for you, you lyin' son of a bitch. How did Nomak get this ring? I would have thought that was obvious now. I gave it to him, of course. A gift... from father to son. I thought he'd never leave. Argh! The wolf has lain with the sheep long enough. Reinhardt, you can kiss... your ass goodbye. '(BEEPING)' (LAUGHS) Oh... Oh, I'm sorry, man. B, you're wastin' your time, man. The bomb's a dud. It was never supposed to explode, just to make you feel in control. Thought you had me on a short leash, didn't you, jefe? (GRUNTS / SIGHS) Much better. See this? I'm one of Damaskinos' familiars. He needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old fuck was always just bait. I mean, look at him! He's your only real weakness. You may be fast, strong, and all that bullshit, but in the end, you're just too human! Well, you little shit! Huh! Agh! (GRUNTS) You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole! I practically handed them the keys! You heard cue ball. Pretty soon they're all gonna be daywalkers. When that happens, I'd rather be a pet than cattle! You got me, B? What do you think about that, man? Two things. One,... I been on to you since they turned you. Two,... it's not a dud. '(BEEPING)' Oh, great(!) I was just startin' to like him. TAKE HIM DOWN! Argh! (GROANS) We're going to harvest your blood, every drop of it. Then bone marrow, organs, everything. We'll find the missing key to creating daywalkers. Eearrrgh! Now, this might hurt a bit. Nice... I wonder how many vampires he's killed with this? Not nearly enough, Fritz. Keep talkin', honky-tonk. Just makes my sending you into the next world all the sweeter. Been there. Done that. Do your worst, chickenshit. We'll settle up after. (GASPS) What else should I find out? I trusted you... with my men, with my will,... with my life! You... You sent us out there. You sent me to die. Our enemy saved my life twice, and you have used us, your own children! Make no mistake, Nyssa... Those blood ties mean nothing to me when measured against the ascendancy of our race! Who do you think... God really favours in the web,... the spider or the fly? Nomak... What about him, hm? He wants revenge on the people who... created him. You may be right. But fortunately for us,... he doesn't know this location. Now... he does. '(ALARM BEEPS)' (YELLING) (GUNFIRE) '(ALARM BEEPS)' What the fuck...?! (GUNFIRE) Come on, kid. Don't you even think about dying on me. You didn't give up on me. I won't give up on you. Come on! Blade! Blood... Yeah. Blood... (WET MUNCHING NOISES) (SQUELCHY SUCKING NOISES) Look at those big, brown eyes. This is the time he won 'Baby of the Month' competition for the local Courier newspaper. 'Course, we weren't in very much doubt about it, cos he's so photogenic, eh? (CHUCKLES) I used to dread these afternoons. Now I positively cherish them. Play music. (JAUNTY CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS) Buckle up, Margaret. This is the future of bragging. # Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. # (GRUNTS / ROARS) FATHER! He'll never enter here. (GUNFIRE) FATHER! (YELLS) Eeyaah! 'Father!' Go on, kid! Go! # 'The Name Of The Game - Crystal Method # Listen all you muthafuckas # Yo, top of the crown, rape the queen # The fatal mistake in your cradle # Can't shake the dreams of # Fire inside of your phonograph # Battered with gas and give you room to breathe # Through an adequate mask # Everybody in front, let me see ya pumpin' ya fists # If you up in the back room # When you rockin' with this, come on # Keepin' ya speaker knockin' # Jumpin' bangin' bumpin' blazin' hot # Callin' all, callin' all, callin' all freaks # Callin' all freaks now # Get in there! Hm! Well,... like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, 'Want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself.' He also said` (GRUNTS) Can you blush? Hey, kid! I reset the security code. We're locked in. Are you... INSANE?! You'll kill us both! Yes. Isn't it sad that you die not by the hand of your enemy but by that of your own children? Father! Eeargh! (RIPPING) Nyssa... (CREAKING) (GRUNTS) Agh! Nomak! Blade! It could end right here. What do you think, huh? Arrgh! Agh! Eeeaarrgh! (ROARS) (ROARS) (CRUNCHING) (CRUNCHING) Arrgh! After all, looks like I'll finish my father's job! Agh! It's... strange... It hurts... It hurts no more. (SHRIEKS) It won't be long. I can already feel it burning inside of me. I want to die while I'm still a vampire. I want to see the sun... By booth number three. Enjoy, man. Are you sure, er, that the girls are... live? Last time I checked. (CHUCKLES) Thank you. A couple of razor blades, just in case... Well, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you? (SCREAMS)