1 Supertext Subtitles Copyright 1992 Australian Caption Centre. www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2014. Argh! Oh! HELMET GLASS SMASHES Argh! Argh! (PANTS) Argh! (PANTS) Doug? Honey, are you all right? You were dreaming. Doug,... was it about Mars? Is that better? Hmm. My poor baby. This is getting to be an obsession. Huh? (BREATHES DEEPLY) Was she there? Who? The one you told me about - the brunette. Oh, Lori. Lori... I can't believe you're jealous of a dream. Who is she? Nobody. What's her name? I don't know. (LAUGHS) Tell me. I don't know! Better tell me! (LAUGHS) You dream about her every night! But I'm always back in the morning. Let me go! Come on, baby. You know you're the girl of my dreams. You mean it? You know I do. Here's something to dream about. TV: The chairman said space-based weapons are our only effective defence against the Southern Bloc. More violence on Mars yesterday. Terrorists demanding independence once again halted the extraction of turbinium ore. MACHINE-GUN FIRE Kuato and his 'freedom brigade' claimed credit for this bombing, which attempted to reopen the Pyramid Mines. MACHINE-GUN FIRE Mars military restored order with minimal use of force. All damage was repaired within hours. With one mine already closed, Mars administrator Vilos Cohaagen vowed troops would be used if necessary. At the press conference... No wonder you're having nightmares. You're always watching the news. Lori... Doug. Let's do it. Do what? Move to Mars. Honey, why must you spoil a perfectly wonderful morning? Just think about it. We've been through this. You'd hate it on Mars. It's dry, it's ugly, it's boring. I mean, really. Revolution could break out there any second. Cohaagen says it's just a few extremists. You believe him? OK, forget about it. COHAAGEN: Absolutely not. Mars was colonised by the Northern Bloc. Our war effort depends on their turbinium. We won't give it away because mutants... Doug... maybe we should take a trip. Hmm? REPORTER: Any comment... Lori, move, please. ..you found alien artefacts? There are better places than Mars. What about Saturn? Don't you want to see Saturn? I wish that was true. Everybody says that it's gorgeous. Kuato and his terrorists spread these rumours to undermine the government. We could take a space cruise. REPORTER: Have you found Kuato? No one knows what he looks like. Well? That's it for the news. I'm late, Lori. Tonight on ESPN, the 5th game... Sweetheart... ..from Tokyo. Doug. The Tokyo Samurais go... It's hard being in a new town. Give it a chance, OK? Don't you understand? I'm meant for something more than this. I want to do something with my life. Be somebody. You ARE somebody. You're the man I love. Goodbye. Have a nice day! PA: You're now entering a safety zone. No unauthorised weapons allowed beyond this point. You're entering a safety zone. No unauthorised weapons allowed beyond this point. TELEVISIONS: ...you're snowed under with work. Do you dream of a vacation at the bottom of the ocean? Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars but now you're over the hill? Then come to Rekall Incorporated and buy the memory of your ideal vacation that's better than the real thing. Don't let life pass you by. Call Rekall - for the memory of a lifetime. JINGLE: # For the memory of a lifetime # Rekall, Rekall, Rekall. # LOUD JACKHAMMERS LOUD JACKHAMMERS Harry! (TURNS OFF JACKHAMMER) Harry! Ever heard of Rekall? Rekall? They sell those great memories. Oh! Rekall. SINGS: 'Rekall, Rekall, Rekall.' You're going there? Maybe. Don't. Why not? My friend tried an offer and almost got lobotomised. No shit! Don't mess with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it. I guess not. DREAMY MUSIC Hello. Good afternoon. Welcome to Rekall. Douglas Quaid. I have an appointment. Bob? Yeah. Doug Quaid's here. Coming. OK. That'll be just one minute, Mr Quaid. Thank you. Doug! Bob McClane. Good to see you. Nice to meet you. Come on in. Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable. Thanks. Doug, you're interested in a memory of... Mars. UNENTHUSIASTICALLY: Yeah, Mars. Is there a problem? Um, if outer space is your thing, you'll prefer one of our Saturn cruises. Everybody raves about them. I'm not interested in Saturn. OK. You're the boss. Mars it is! Now, let me see. The basic Mars package will run you... 899 credits. That's two weeks of memories ` complete in every detail. Longer trips cost more. They're deeper implants. What's in the two-week package? Rekall only gives you first-class memories. Private cabin on the shuttle, deluxe suites, all major sights ` Mount Pyramid, the Grand Canals and, of course, Venusville. How real is it? As real as true memories. Don't bullshit me. You can't tell the difference. That's guaranteed, or your money back. The guy you lobotomised got a refund? You're talking ancient history. Nowadays, travelling with Rekall is safer than getting on a rocket. Check out those statistics. Besides, a real holiday's a pain in the butt. You got lost luggage, lousy weather, crooked taxi drivers... When you travel with Rekall, everything is perfect. So, what do you say? All right. Smart move. While you fill out this questionnaire, I'll familiarise you with our options. No options. (LAUGHS) Whatever you say. Can I ask one question? What's exactly the same about every single vacation you have ever taken? I give up. You. You're the same. No matter where you go, you're there. Let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself. It's the latest thing in travel ` the Ego Trip. I'm not interested. We offer you a choice of alternate identities during your trip. Why go as a tourist? Go as a playboy, a jock or... Secret agent. How much is that? Ah! Let me tantalise you. You're a top operative, back under deep cover, on your most important mission. People try to kill you. You meet this beautiful woman. Go on. I don't wanna spoil it for you. But when it's over, you get the girl and save the planet. You tell me ` isn't that worth 300 credits? * Is this your first trip? Mm-hm. Don't worry. Things hardly ever fuck up here. Good evening,... Doug. I'm Dr Lull Nice to meet you. Ernie, patch in matrix 62B, 37 and... Would you like some alien stuff integrated? Sure. Why not? Two-headed monsters? Don't you watch the news? We're doing alien artefacts now. It's wild! They date back a million years. Ernie. That's new - blue sky on Mars. Ernie. That's new - blue sky on Mars. Been married long? Eight years. Oh, I see. Slipping away for some hanky-panky? Mars interests me. All systems go. Then we're set. Ready for dreamland? Ouch! I'll ask questions to finetune the Ego program. You answer honestly, you'll enjoy yourself more. Your sexual orientation? Hetero. So, how do you like your women - blonde, brunette, redhead? Brunette. Slim, athletic, voluptuous? Athletic. Demure, aggressive, sleazy? Be honest. Sleazy. Demure. 41A, Ernie. Is he going to have a wild time! He won't want to come back. That's for sure. So, what do you say? I'm not sure. I don't get a souvenir. Not true. We supply T-shirts, snapshots of you at the sights... (BANGS ON WINDOW) ..even letters. PHONE RINGS TV: Bob! What is it? Get down here. I'm busy. We've got another schizoid embolism. I'll be right back. Mr McClane... Mr McClane! Bob, what's wrong?! Don't let her leave! (GROANS AND GRUNTS) GET... OFF! You blew my cover! You can't do a simple double implant?! It's not my fault. He had a memory cap. It's not my fault. He had a memory cap. They're coming. They'll kill you! What? Let me go! Mr Quaid, calm down! My name is not Quaid. Untie me now! Ernie, grab his leg. Hold him down! Let me go! (GROANS AND GRUNTS) (KEEPS INJECTING) Are you all right? He's been going on and on about Mars. He's been there! He's acting out the secret agent portion of his Ego trip! That's impossible. Why? It wasn't implanted! Oh, shit. I've been trying to tell you - someone erased his memory! Excuse me. Someone?! We're talking about the Agency! Shut up! The client's gone. OK, all right. Here's what we'll do. Renata, cover up his memory of Rekall. I'll try. Ernie, dump him in a cab. Tiffany, help him. I'll destroy his file. If anybody asks, we've never head of Douglas Quaid. DRIVER WHISTLES Where am I? You're in a Johnnycab. What am I doing here? Would you rephrase the question? How did I get in this taxi? The door opened. You got in. Hell of a day, isn't it? Is this OK? Right here. Thanks for taking Johnnycab. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed the ride! Hey, Quaid! Harry. How was your trip to Mars? What trip? You went to Rekall, remember? I did? Yeah. I told you not to. What are you - my father? Come on. I'll buy you a drink. Listen, I'm already late. Thanks... Bring him down here! Move it! Let's go get that drink. What the hell is going on?! You blabbed about Mars, Quaid! I don't know anything about Mars! You should have listened to me. Harry, you're making a big mistake. You got me mixed up with somebody else. You got yourself mixed up... Argh! Argh! VOICE: And pivot and serve and shift. And stroke and pivot and serve and shift. And stroke. Very good. Perfect form. And serve and shift and stroke... Hi, honey. ...and pivot and serve and shift. What's wrong? Some men almost killed me! Muggers? No. They were spies or something. Harry from work... Get down! Harry was the boss. Take it easy. OK? Why would spies kill you? I don't know. Something about Mars. We've never been there. I went to Rekall... You went to those brain butchers?! What did they do? I got a trip to Mars... Oh. These guys tried to kill me! Nobody tried to kill you. They did. But I killed them. Listen to me, sweetheart. Those assholes at Rekall have fucked up your mind. You're having paranoid delusions. You call this a delusion? SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Doug... I'll call a doctor. Don't. Don't call anybody! Hello. (GRUNTS) Lori, go! Get out! SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC EMPTY GUN CLICKS Lori! Aaargh! Why are you doing this, Lori? (SHRIEKS) AGH! Talk. Talk! I'm not your wife. Like hell! We met six weeks ago. It's a memory implant. I'm not stupid! Remember our wedding? Implanted by the Agency. Falling in love? Implanted. Our friends, my job, eight years together? The Agency set the job up. Bullshit! They erased your identity and implanted a new one. I was written in as your wife to ensure the erasure took. Sorry, Quaid. Your whole life is just a dream. OK, then. If I'm not me, who the hell AM I? Beats me. I just work here. Doug... Doug, there's something I want you to know. You were the best assignment I ever had. Really. I'm honoured. You want to... just for old time's sake? If you don't trust me, tie me up. I didn't know you were so kinky. Maybe it's time you found out. Clever girl. You wouldn't shoot me, would you? After all we've been through? Some of it was fun. Nice knowing you. * DRAMATIC MUSIC Don't touch her. Nobody here. Are you OK? I guess I blew it. What does he remember? Nothing so far. BEEPING Got him. BEEPING Shit, he's going for the subway. Let's get him. Let's go. Move! Pack your stuff and go. What if they bring him back? Not a chance. Subway! Go! WOMAN: Oh, my God! Hey! ALARM BEEPS LOUDLY Hey! Get him! He's got a gun! Cut him off! Over there! Hold it! Don't move! Let's go! DRAMATIC MUSIC Hey! Stop! WOMAN SHRIEKS MAN: Hey! BEEPING The escalator. Go up! You come with me! WOMAN: Hey! Out of the way! Move it! Come on! Get out of the way! WOMAN SCREAMS GUNFIRE Aaargh! RICHTER: Platform! WOMAN GASPS Which way? Right! SCREAMING Aaargh! TV: Botco - tomorrow's fuels, tomorrow's prices. Don't settle for pale memories or fake implants. Experience space travel on a real, affordable holiday. I want him dead. I wouldn't want Quaid porking MY woman. You saying she likes it?! I'm sure she hated it. RADIO: Six beta nine. We have a live transmission from Mr Cohaagen. Patch it through. What the heck's happening down there?! I'm trying to neutralise him. I don't want him dead! He knows too much. Lori says he can't remember jack-shit. He could have total recall any minute. I want Quaid delivered alive for reimplantation. Understand? I want him back in place with Lori. STATIC Did you hear me?! What's that, sir? What are you doing?! BEEPING I've got Quaid. I'm switching to another channel. I've got sunspots. Call me back! I'm losing you. Where is he? Galleria. We should've killed Quaid on Mars. 1 MAN: Cab! How are we doing? Fine. BEEPING BEEPING We're zooming in. We got him! PHONE RINGS PHONE KEEPS RINGING If you wanna live, don't hang up. If you wanna live, don't hang up. What do you want? You're bugged. They'll be there soon unless you do what I say. Don't bother searching. The bug's in your skull. Who are you? Never mind. A wet towel will muffle the signal. How did you find me? Hurry. This'll buy you time. They won't be able to pinpoint you. BEEPING SLOWS Shit! What? I lost him. Well, find him! Yeah, right. Hurry up. You look beautiful. Now go to the window. Go! Can you see me here? Mm-hm. You gave me this suitcase. I did? I'll set it here. Get it. Keep moving. Wait! What? Who are you? We were Agency buddies on Mars. You said if you disappeared to find you. Why was I on Mars? DRAMATIC MUSIC This is mine. Your name's not on it. Someone left it for me. Find your own! Sorry, but I need it! Fuck you, you asshole. The son of a bitch must be around here somewhere. That guy there. TYRES SCREECH Hello. I'm Johnnycab. Where can I take you tonight? HORNS BEEP Drive! Drive! HORNS BEEP Drive! Drive! Would you repeat the destination? Anywhere, just go! Please state a street. Shit! Shit! I'm not familiar with that address. I'm not familiar with that address. Argh! Please repeat it. Please ` fasten your seat belt. SCREAMING The fare is 18 credits, please. Sue me, dickhead. Sue me, dickhead. Argh! QUAID: Argh! We hope you enjoyed the ride. RATS SQUEAK ELECTRONIC WHIRRING Hmm. PING! Howdy, stranger. This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you've got a towel around your head. Whatever your name is ` you are not you, you're me. No shit. * RADIO: Six beta nine. Come in. Find him? There was an explosion at the old cement factory. Send two units. Meet you there. I've always worked for Mars Intelligence, doing Cohaagen's dirty work. But a few weeks ago I met a woman, and learned I've been playing for the wrong team. I want to make up for it. There's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good. Unfortunately, if you're listening to this that means that he has got to me first. Here's the hard part, buddy. It's all up to you. Great. What have we got? Nothing. He's gone. There's a weak signal there. Find him! First, get rid of the bug. Stick this thing up your nose. Don't worry - it's self-guiding. Just shove real hard. Hear the crunch? You're there. Aaargh... CRUNCH Pull it out. Careful - it's my head too. Aaaargh! POP Aargh! I've got him. BEEPING Up. Let's go! Get your ass to Mars. Go to the Hilton. Show them this ID. That's it. Just do what I say. We can nail the son of a bitch who got you and me. I'm counting on you. Don't let me down, buddy. DRAMATIC MUSIC LOUD BEEPING Straight ahead. BEEPING GETS LOUDER In there. There! There! There! BEEPING ..your ass to Mars. Give me that! ..your ass to Mars. Get your ass to Mars. Shit. Get your ass to Mars. Get your ass to Mars. Get your ass to Mars... PA: Welcome to the Mars Federal Colony. Domes have been installed to protect you from the vacuum outside. Please do not touch exterior windows or airlocks. Since air volume is limited, smoking isn't permitted. Next! Thank you. Enjoy your stay on Mars. Passport? Hm? POLICE: Out of the way! Stand back! Mr Cohaagen wants you right away. Any news of Quaid? Not since you lost him. Watch it! How long will you be on Mars? Two weeks. Look at that shit! What the hell's this? The Martians love Kuato. They think he's George Washington. Kill the bastard. Nobody knows who he is. Have you brought any produce onto the planet? Two weeks. Excuse me? Er... two weeks. (VOICE SLOWS) Two weeks. (VOICE GETS SLOWER AND DEEPER) Two weeks. It's not just graffiti. Two weeks! The rebels took over the refinery last night - and it gets worse. Two weeks! Twooooo weeeeks! Twoooooo weeeeks! Aaaargh! Aaaaargh! I don't know. Quaid. That's Quaid! Where? The woman! Get him... her! Arrest that woman! Get that woman! (GASPS) Catch! PEOPLE SCREAM Get ready for a surprise. Help! PEOPLE SCREAM Oh... ohhh... ooohhh! Argh! Open the goddamned door! I can't! Open it! They're all connected. Terrible! Cohaagen raised the price of air. Again? Nobody on earth cares about Mars. They just want our turbinium. Excuse me. What's that? The Pyramid Mine? I worked there until they found that alien shit inside. That's a rumour, isn't it? You think so? DESOLATE MUSIC Mr Cohaagen. You wanted to see me, sir? Richter, do you know why I'm such a happy person? No, sir. Because I've got the greatest job in the solar system. As long as the turbinium flows, I can do anything I want. The only thing I worry about is that one day, if the rebels win, it all might end. And you're making it happen! You try and kill Quaid, then you let him escape! He had help from our side. I know that. But I thought... Who told you to think? You don't have enough information to think. Do what you're told. THAT's what you do. Yes, sir. Now,... let's get down to business. It's a tricky situation. Kuato wants what's in Quaid's head. And he might get it. They say he's psychic. I have a plan to keep this from happening. Will you play along? Yes, sir. Great. Cos otherwise I'll erase your ass. * You got some identification? Yeah, you too. You need a taxi? I got magazines, music... You need a cab, man? C'mon! No. CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS Dennis! Been waiting long? Can I help you? Yes, I'd like a room. Welcome back, Mr Brubaker. Would you like the same suite? Definitely. You've left something in our safe. Get it, please. MACHINE BUZZES Identification? I'll code your room key. Thank you. There you go. Suite 610. Thank you. Could I borrow your pen? Certainly. Thank you. You need a cab? What's wrong with this one? He ain't got five kids! Where's yours? Right over there, man. Hey! Hey, man, that's MY fare! Asshole, that's MY fare! Eat this! Damn you! EXPLOSION, SCREAMING MACHINE-GUN FIRE Welcome to Mars! What was that? The rebels. Let's get out of here before they arrest US! What do the rebels want? The usual - more freedom, more air. So, where to? Last Resort. You're starting off early! First time on Mars? Yes. Well, actually, no. Well, sort of. The man don't even know if he's been to Mars! Voila - Venusville! Hey, you see anything you like? Here's the end of the line. We'll walk from here. I'll show you. Want to know the future? No, the past. It's down this alley. They got everything! HOOKER: C'mon! You want me? Want to feel good? Not bad, huh? Read your palm? Your mind? Probe the secrets of your heart? I'll guess your birthday. Go on. You're a Taurus. How did you guess? Tell me, are all psychics... Freaks? Afraid so, man. What happened to them? Cheap domes and no clean air. This is it. The Last Resort. You're sure about this? Why not? I know a better place. The girls are cleaner, the liquor's pure... And you get kickbacks. Hey, man, I got FIVE kids to feed! Take them to the dentist. Thanks! I'll wait for you. Benny's the name. DISCO MUSIC Hi, gorgeous! What do you want? I'm looking for Melina. She's busy. Mary's free. Well, not free, honey, but available. Thanks. I'll wait for Melina. Earth slime. Thing is, Mel's real picky. She sticks to her regulars. She'll like me. Mel! Hey, Mel! DISCO MUSIC Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see. What you been feeding this thing? Blondes. I think it's still hungry. You got a nerve showing your face, Hauser. Look who's talking! Tony, give the guy a break. Relax. You'll live longer. Come on. Take care of Tony, will you? No problem. If you need help with this one, just holler. You son of a bitch. I thought Cohaagen tortured you to death. I guess he didn't. You couldn't get me a message? You never wondered about me? Oh, Hauser. Thank God you're alive. Melina. Melina! Mm? Melina! I must tell you something. What? I don't remember you. What do you mean? I don't remember you or us. I don't even remember ME. How did you get here? Hauser left me a note. YOU'RE Hauser. Not any more. I'm Quaid. Douglas Quaid. Hauser, you've lost your mind! No, Cohaagen stole it. He discovered Hauser switched sides so he turned me into me. It's too weird. Then he dumped me with a wife... Wife? Are you fucking married? She's not really my wife... She was Hauser's wife?! Forget it. Just forget everything! I'm sick of your lies. Why would I lie? Because you're still working for Cohaagen. Don't be ridiculous. You never loved me. You used me to get inside. Inside what? You'd better leave. Hauser sent me. I'm not falling for it. What's in here could nail Cohaagen. Leave! Help me remember! Get out! People are trying to kill me. Really? All right. I'm leaving. Mm-mm-mm. Baby, you make me wish I had three hands. Well, I think you're doing just fine with two. Excuse me, baby, we'll pick this up later. Hey, that didn't take long! Are you a mutant? Take me to the hotel. I know these Siamese twins. Man, you won't know if you're coming or going! DISCO MUSIC I've signed an order declaring martial law throughout the Mars colony. I won't tolerate any further damage to our mineral exports. Mr Kuato's terrorists must understand that their efforts will only bring misery... KNOCK AT DOOR Mr Quaid? What? I must talk to you about Hauser. Who are you? Dr Edgemar from Rekall. How did you find me? Open the door. I'm unarmed. Don't worry, I'm alone. May I? What do you want? This is gonna be very difficult to accept. I'm listening. You're not really standing here. You're not really standing here. You know, Doc, you could've fooled me. I'm serious. You're not here and neither am I. That's amazing! Where are we? At Rekall. You're strapped to an implant chair and I'm monitoring you. I get it. I'm dreaming. This is part of the vacation you sold me. Not exactly. You're experiencing a free-form delusion based on our memory tapes. You're inventing it as you go along. If it's my delusion, who the hell invited you? I've been implanted as an emergency measure. You've suffered a schizoid embolism. We can't snap you out of your fantasy. I've come in to talk you down. How much is Cohaagen paying you? How much is Cohaagen paying you? Think about it. Your dream started during the implant procedure. The trip to Mars, the Hilton, are all elements of your Rekall holiday Ego Trip. You paid to be a secret agent. Bullshit. It's coincidence. What about the girl? Brunette, athletic, sleazy AND demure? Just as you specified. Is that coincidence? She's real! I dreamt about her before Rekall. Mr Quaid, can you hear yourself? She's real because you dreamt her. That's right. This will convince you. Open the door. You open it. No need to be rude. I'll do it. Sweetheart? Come in, Mrs Quaid. I suppose you're not here either? I'm here... at Rekall. I love you. That's why you tried to kill me. I'd never do anything to hurt you. Come back to me. Bullshit! What's bullshit, Mr Quaid? That you're having a paranoid episode triggered by neurochemical trauma? That you're really a secret agent from Mars and there's a conspiracy to make him think he's a construction worker? Stop punishing yourself. You're a fine man. Your beautiful wife loves you. I do. Your whole life's ahead of you. You must want to return to reality. Let's assume I do. Then what? Swallow this. What is it? What is it? It symbolises your desire to return to reality. Inside your dream you'll fall asleep. If this really is a dream I could pull this trigger and it won't matter. Doug, don't. It won't bother me. But the consequences would be devastating. To you, I'll be dead. You'll be in permanent psychosis. You'll be in permanent psychosis. Let Dr Edgemar help. The walls of reality will collapse. You'll go from being the rebel hero to Cohaagen's buddy! You'll even have fantasies about alien civilisations, as requested. On Earth, you'll be lobotomised! So get a grip and put down that gun. Good. Now, put the pill in your mouth. Swallow it! Go ahead, sweetheart. Now you've done it! Now you've done it! DRAMATIC MUSIC Argh! That's for making me come to Mars. Argh! You know I hate this planet! Cuff him. MACHINE BEEPS I got him. Put him in the service elevator. Let's go. * Vodafone TV allows you to switch easily from your TV to your tablet or your mobile phone, giving you freedom like never before. The future is exciting. Ready? (GRUNTS) Argh! Oof! Argh! GUNSHOT Argh! SOFTLY: Doug. Honey, you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart! Be reasonable. After all, we're married. Consider that a divorce. That was your wife? What a bitch! LIFT BEEPS Get out of the way! I thought you didn't like me. If Cohaagen's after you, you might be OK. You came to apologise? Kuato wants to see you. LIFT BEEPS Come on! DRAMATIC MUSIC Now what? Jump! (GROWLS) No, don't do it! You'll make a hole! You want to kill us all? The dome will crack! Move! Hey! Taxi! (WHISTLES) Melina! Melina! Need a ride? Last Resort! Quick! You're going in circles! SCREAMING Jesus! Come on! You drive! You guys are in trouble?! Go! GO! What are you doing, man?! Drive! Hey! I got five kids to feed! (GASPS) SCRAPING SOUND (SCREAMS) Argh! Oh shit! Stop! No brakes! (SCREAMS) BOTH SCREAM WOMEN SCREAM Get him! Watch out! Christ! Now they're after me! ALL SCREAM Give me that! Get out of my way! Hey! Wait! Tony! Out of the way! Come on. Come on! Thank you, Tony. ALL SCREAM Hey, you wanna have some fun? Where are they? What? I don't know. ALL SCREAM Maybe YOU know. SCREAMING Kill them all! Argh! (SCREAMS) Thumbelina! Richter! A call from Cohaagen. Richter here. They're pinned down. Stop fighting and pull out. But they're protecting Quaid. Perfect! Get out of Sector G. Don't think. Do it! Yes, sir. Pull 'em out! Everybody! Pull out! Move! Cohaagen's sealing off the area! Come on, Benny! SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC The first settlers are buried here. They worked themselves to death but Cohaagen got all the money. He built cheap domes and watched the kids turned into freaks. I saw. To breathe, you buy his air. Maybe you'll change that. Hey! My grandpa might be here! What can I do? Kuato will help you remember things. Like what? Different things. Maybe you'll remember you loved me. Maybe you'll remember you loved me. I don't need Kuato for that. Since when? Freeze! Come on, Melina. Kuato's waiting. I didn't find Grandpa... GUNS COCK Oh shit! Who's this? He helped us get away. Don't worry about me, man. I'm on your side. You're a mutant, huh? All right, let's go. GEORGE: Tried ramming the door? GEORGE: Tried ramming the door? Wait here. Follow me. Cohaagen's depressurised the tunnels. Drill through to Sector M. We're running out of air. We need help. Melina just got here with Quaid. I hope he was worth it. So do I. Glad you're here. You don't look glad. Cohaagen sealed up Venusville, stopped the air. You must know something important. He wants you. Or everybody will be dead by morning. Well, we've no choice. You can't turn him in. That's up to Kuato. Come with me. Sit down. Where's Kuato? On his way. Heard the rumours about the Pyramid mine? Heard the rumours about the Pyramid mine? Yeah. Cohaagen found something weird inside. It's got him scared shitless. What? Aliens? You tell me. I don't know. Yes, you do. That's why you're here. Cohaagen's big secret is buried in your black hole brain. Kuato's gonna dig it out. Kuato's gonna dig it out. You're Kuato, right? Wrong. Kuato's a mutant, so don't get upset when you see him. (GROANS) What do you want, Mr Quaid? The same as you, to remember. But why? To be myself again. You are what you do. A man is defined by his action, not his memory. Please, take my hands. (SHUDDERS) Now, open your mind to me. Please. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. DREAMY MUSIC Thought it might be a machine. Blow it up before rebels turn it on. Throw the switch, see what happens. Don't be an idiot! The chain reaction could spread to all the turbinium. That means meltdown. They would've thought of that. Who knows what they thought? They weren't human. Maybe they want a meltdown. We don't even know if it'll work. It's a million... About half a million. Half a million years old. RUMBLING SOUND Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! They found us! Shit! Let's go! Snap out of it! DRAMATIC MUSIC They found us! Everybody out! Melina! Get moving! Get out! Get out! Everybody out! Get out! Get into the airlock. Follow me! Benny, come on! Benny! I'm coming! Put these spacesuits on! We're going outside. Benny, hurry! Congratulations, Quaid. You led us to him. How could you? You're a mutant. I got four kids to feed. What happened to number five? (LAUGHS) Ah, shit, man. You got me. I ain't even married. Now, put your fucking hands in the air. KUATO: Quaid. Quaid. Forget it, man. His fortune-telling days are over. Start the reactor. Free Mars! GUNSHOT Mr Cohaagen would like to talk to you. * So this is the great man. No wonder he kept hidden. Well, my boy. You're a hero. Don't be modest. Kuato is dead, the resistance wiped out, and you were the key to everything. He's lying. You two-faced bastard. (LAUGHS) Don't blame him, angel. He's innocent. You see, none of my people could be close to Kuato. Psychic mutants always sniffed us out. Hauser and I invented you ` the perfect mole. You're lying. Hauser turned against you. (LAUGHS) That's what we wanted you to think. Fact is, Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid. To fool the psychics. Get your story straight. This idiot has tried to kill me. You don't kill somebody you're planting. He didn't know. Your going to Rekall set him off. Why am I still alive? We helped you. Benny. My pleasure. Guy with the suitcase, mask, money, the message from Hauser. That was us. Sorry. Too perfect. Perfect, my ass! You pop your memory cap before we activate you, Richter ruins everything I plan! Frankly, I'm amazed it worked. (GROWLS) Well, I have to hand it to you ` it's the best story yet. Well, don't take my word for it. Someone you trust wants to talk. Who is it this time ` my mother? Howdy, Quaid. If you're listening to this, Kuato is dead, and you've led us to him. Knew you wouldn't disappoint me. Sorry for that shit, but what are friends for? I'd like to wish you happiness and long life, but unfortunately, this won't happen. See, that's my body, and I want it back. Sorry, but I was here first. So, adios, amigo! Thanks for not getting killed. (CHUCKLES) Maybe we'll meet in our dreams! You never know. You bastards! Urgh! Let go of me! Ready? On two? Check. Ready to go, sir. (GROANS) Relax, Quaid. You'll like being Hauser. The guy's an asshole! Not true. He's my friend. Besides, he's got a big house, Mercedes. You like Melina, right? You get to sleep with her every night. She's gonna be Hauser's babe. She's gonna be Hauser's babe. I'll bust his balls! Uh-uh, princess, we're having you fixed. You'll be respectful, compliant and appreciative ` the way a woman should be. (SPITS) PHONE RINGS Mr Cohaagen, telephone. What is it? Sir, the oxygen level is bottoming out in Sector G. Don't do anything. But they won't last an hour. It'll teach the others. You got what you want. Give them air! In five minutes, you won't give a shit. Fire it up, Doc! Will he remember this? Not a thing. Oh really? I'm having a party tonight. Remind him, Doc? Sure. See you at the party. Argh! Keep still. Fighting makes it hurt. (PANTS) You'll end up psychotic. Hey! Melina, hold on! ALARM SOUNDS Are you all right? Are you still you? I'm not sure, dear. What do you think? Let's get out. You have to make a decision, sir. Kill him. It's about goddamn time. (BREATHES SLOWLY) SAD MUSIC Where are you going? To the reactor. What reactor? The one in the mines. Come on! People are dying, Quaid. Stop! We must get air. The reactor makes air. That's Cohaagen's secret. Where's this reactor from? Where's this reactor from? Aliens built it. Aliens? You're sure about this? It's up ahead. Oh hell! WHIRRING SOUND LOUDSPEAKER: Quaid! Hey, Quaid, you remember me! Benny. Benny's the name. (LAUGHS) Oh, that's good! I'll drill you, sucker. I'll grind you up! I'm coming! I'm coming for you, baby! Whoa! Argh! What the fuck`? ENGINE SPLUTTERS Damn this Martian junk! Hey, Quaid, I'll squash you! Benny! Where are you! Screw you! Argh! Quaid, get over here. What is it? There's an opening. I knew it. This whole thing is one big reactor. Cohaagen knows it makes air. He won't turn it on. If Mars had an atmosphere, he'd lose control. You see down there? It's a glacier. The whole core of Mars is ice. The reactor melts it and it releases the oxygen. Come on. Enough for everyone to breathe? Sure. Enough for the whole planet. If we turn it on in time. * Come on! Hold on. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC WATCH BEEPS Now! (LAUGHS) Son of a bitch! He's got a hologram! (LAUGHS) You think this is the real Quaid? It is! Argh! Argh! Argh! ARM CRUNCHES You're coming with me. Argh! No! (SCREAMS) See you at the party, Richter! Don't touch that. Get away! What are you afraid of? Impossible. Once the reaction starts, it'll spread. There'll be global meltdown. That's why it's off. Expect me to believe you? Who cares what you believe? You'll be dead soon, and I'll blow this place up. I didn't want this. I wanted Hauser back but no, you had to be Quaid! I AM Quaid. You're nothing! You're nobody! You're a stupid dream! Well, all dreams come to an end. EXPLOSIVE BEEPS Argh! Argh! (SCREAMS) Melina, hold on! No! Don't do it! We'll all die! Everybody will die! Die! (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) Argh! (GASPS FOR AIR) (GASPS FOR AIR) Argh! Argh! Quaid! (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) SQUELCHING SOUND BOTH GASP FOR AIR LOUD RUMBLING Oh God! PEOPLE SCREAM BOTH GASP FOR AIR (SCREAMS) (GASPS) BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY NOISE SUBSIDES UPLIFTING MUSIC FAINT RUMBLING IN DISTANCE I can't believe it. It's like a dream! What's wrong? I just had a terrible thought. What if this IS a dream? Well, then kiss me quick before you wake up. Supertext Subtitles Copyright 1992 Australian Caption Centre. www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 1999.