GENTLE, TINKLING MUSIC 'WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR' INSTRUMENTAL GRAND INSTRUMENTAL COPYRIGHT ABLE 2016 FRANTIC, LIGHT MUSIC HEROIC MUSIC SWELLS GRAND MUSIC LIGHT, PLAYFUL MUSIC FAIRIES LAUGH, CHATTER # IF I COULD REACH THE TOP OF THE WORLD, # BE ALL I AM, # IT'D BE SO BEAUTIFUL. # IF ONLY # I COULD BE BRAVE AND I COULD BE STRONG, # I WOULD KNOW WHERE I BELONG. # IF ONLY # I WANNA FEEL FREE TO BE WHO I AM # WHAT I'M ABOUT IS MORE THAN I'VE BEEN # READY TO SHOW THE WORLD WHO I AM OH! (GIGGLES) A LITTLE BIT OF SUN. OH, LOOK! HEY, ZARINA! OH. OUT OF PIXIE DUST AGAIN, SUG? (CHUCKLES) YOU KNOW ME, ROSETTA. I COULD GIVE YOU SOME TIPS ON CONSERVING YOUR SUPPLY. I MAY JUST TAKE YOU UP ON THAT, DESSA. A DUST KEEPER FAIRY WHO'S ALWAYS OUT OF PIXIE DUST. IRONIC, ISN'T IT? # I COULD BELIEVE AND LIVE IT RIGHT NOW # TAKE THE TIME TO WORK IT OUT. RIGHT THERE. NICE. OK. RINSE TIME! TIME TO DRY! # I WANNA FEEL FREE TO BE WHO I AM. HEY, Z! WINGS OK? JUST ENJOYING A STROLL. BUT THANKS, FAWN. NICE WIND, VIDIA. THANKS. WHAT'S A 'STROLL'? HORN TRUMPETS OH, NO! # I COULD BE WHO I AM # I'M CLOSER TO WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE # IF I TRY, I KNOW THAT I CAN GET THERE. # I'M NOT GONNA STOP, COS I BELIEVE # THAT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE HORN TRUMPETS # TO ME. # TO ME. # SO MUCH MORE. # WHOA # I WANNA FEEL FREE TO BE WHO I AM # WHAT I'M ABOUT IS MORE THAN I'VE BEEN # READY TO SHOW THE WORLD WHO I AM # STARTED IT OUT, BUT I'M HOLDING IN # FIND MY OWN PLACE TO STAY # SO I CAN BE WHO I AM UH... WE PUT THE DUST IN THE BAGS AND THEY STAY THERE, RIGHT? AND YET, WE SPRINKLE DUST ON TOP OF SOMETHING, AND IT FLOATS. ALL: HUH? WELL, THAT'S JUST HOW PIXIE DUST WORKS. WELL, YES, I KNOW, BUT 'WHY?' IS THE QUESTION. KNOW WHAT I MEAN? NOT EVEN A LITTLE? NEVER ONCE HAD THE THOUGHT? GOOD MORNING, DUST KEEPERS! FAIRIES: GOOD MORNING, FAIRY GARY! ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. ON BLUE DUST DUTY TODAY WE HAVE... UH, WHAT WERE WE ON? 'Y'. AH! YES. YVETTE'S OUT FOR THE DAY, FAIRY GARY. DUST-KEEPER ELBOW FLARED UP AGAIN. (GASPS) THAT'S FANTASTIC! I MEAN, POOR` POOR YVETTE. WELL, UM, THAT BRINGS US TO... Z. (SIGHS) ZARINA, YOU'RE UP! UH-OH. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I MEAN, ONE DAY EARLY. IT'S SO EXCITING! UH... SIX CLICKS TO THE RIGHT. WOW. AFTER LAST TIME, I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU JUST HOW POTENT AND POWERFUL` NO TOUCHING, I PROMISE. ATTAGIRL! ALL RIGHT, THEN. EXACTLY 26 SPECKS. BUT WHY 26? AND WHY NOT 25? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE PUT IN, SAY, 27? WE PUT IN 26. AH, ZARINA, YOU'RE THE MOST INQUISITIVE FAIRY I'VE EVER KNOWN. CORRECTION, IT'S A TIE. LET'S JUST SAY, YOU'RE THE TINKER BELL OF DUST KEEPERS. BUT WHY DO YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING? BECAUSE WE DON'T WORK WITH TWIGS AND ACORN CAPS; WE WORK WITH PIXIE DUST. IT'S OUR LIFEBLOOD. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ERROR. LIGHT, TINKLING MUSIC (LAUGHS) BLUE DUST. ONE OF NATURE'S MIGHTIEST MULTIPLIERS. IT TAKES THE GOLDEN DUST FROM A TRICKLE TO A ROAR. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SEE IT, JUST... WOW! INDEED. OK, BUT IF THERE'S BLUE DUST, WHY CAN'T THERE BE OTHER COLOURS? BECAUSE THERE AREN'T. WHAT IF THERE WAS, I DON'T KNOW, PURPLE? (GASPS) WHAT IF THERE'S PINK? (LAUGHS) THE DAY SOMEONE FINDS PINK PIXIE DUST IS THE DAY I TRADE IN MY KILT FOR TROUSERS. WELL, WHAT IF WE DON'T FIND IT? WHAT IF WE MAKE IT? LISTEN CAREFULLY, ZARINA. WE DO NOT TAMPER WITH PIXIE DUST. IT IS FAR TOO POWERFUL. BUT IF WE DON'T, WE'LL NEVER FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S CAPABLE OF. WE'RE DUST KEEPERS. WE NURTURE THE DUST, MAINTAIN IT, MEASURE IT, PACKAGE IT AND DISTRIBUTE IT. A BEAUTIFUL TRADITION, DAY IN, DAY OUT, PASSED FROM ONE GENERATION TO THE NEXT, TO THE NEXT, TO THE NEXT. OH! OH! AGH! THUD! OH NO! FAIRY GARY! ARE YOU OK? TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T TOUCH IT THIS TIME. THE CAP? LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, ZARINA. DUST KEEPERS ARE FORBIDDEN TO TAMPER WITH PIXIE DUST. CRICKETS CHIRP PULLEY SQUEAKS MYSTERIOUS MUSIC HMM. NO RESULT. NO RESULT. NO RESULT. NO RESULT. UGH! MYSTERIOUS MUSIC HUH? HMM. TWO PARTS SUNFLOWER SEED, A DASH OF MOONFLOWER. CURIOUS, EXPECTANT MUSIC (GASPS SOFTLY) (GASPS) HUH. (GASPS) RISING, EXCITING MUSIC (GASPS, LAUGHS) IT WORKED! OH! HEY, ZARINA! WHAT BRINGS YOU` ...HERE? AND EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIND OF CRAZY? I BELIEVE FAIRY MARY CALLED THEM 'JUNK'. EXACTLY! BUT NOW, EVEN SHE USES THEM AND TINKERING IS BETTER THAN EVER. WELL, THAT'S NICE OF` WHEN YOU KNEW IT WASN'T ALLOWED, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO ANYWAY? I LIKE TO THINK IT WAS MORE OF A GREY AREA. GOOD. NOW, KEEP THAT IN MIND. WHOA! YOU... YOU'RE BENDING LIGHT. UH, YOU'RE BENDING LIGHT? BUT YOU'RE NOT A LIGHT FAIRY. YOU'RE A DUST KEEPER. AMAZING, RIGHT? WHOA! YOU FOUND ORANGE PIXIE DUST? NO, TINK. I MADE ORANGE PIXIE DUST. THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. EXACTLY! I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. NOW I CAN FINALLY FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING PIXIE DUST IS CAPABLE OF. OH, WHAT DOES FAIRY GARY THINK ABOUT ALL THIS? UH, HE DOESN'T EXACTLY KNOW. WHAT? HE DOESN'T REALLY THINK WE SHOULD TAMPER WITH PIXIE DUST. DO YOU MIND STIRRING? I GUESS HE THINKS IT'S JUST TOO POWERFUL. OH! YOU CAN'T STOP. IS THAT BLUE DUST? YOU'RE DOING THIS WITH BLUE DUST? BACK UP A LITTLE. UH... BOOM! AH! (GASPS) WOW. PURPLE PIXIE DUST. WIND! PURPLE EQUALS FAST-FLYING TALENT! OH. HUH! UH... UH,... ZARINA? MAYBE YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW, SLOW DOWN A BIT. FIVE PIECES OF PETAL FOR EVERY THREE DROPS OF EXTRACT. UH, SHOULD IT BE BUBBLING LIKE THAT? MM-HM. PLAYFUL, TINKLING MUSIC TWO?! THIS TIME YOU'RE ADDING TWO? UH-HUH. WHOOSH! BOTH: AH! ZARINA! ARE YOU OK? TINKER FAIRY GARY SOME TROUSERS, BECAUSE I JUST MADE PINK PIXIE DUST. ZARINA, THIS SEEMS KIND OF DANGEROUS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, TINK? I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY 'LOST THINGS'. DUST-KEEPING WILL CHANGE FOREVER! ZARINA, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD STOP! WHAT? AH! (GASPS) TINKLING, RUMBLING BOTH GASP SOFTLY BOTTLES RATTLE LOUD RUMBLING (GASPS SOFTLY) BOTH EXCLAIM OH NO! OH NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. FRIGHTENING MUSIC WHOA! LOOK OUT! HUH? (GASPS) (SCREAMS) FRIGHTENING MUSIC CONTINUES HUH? THUD! OH! OH NO! (HUFFS, GRUNTS) (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) AGH! AH, NO! WHOA! LOUD RUMBLING SCARY MUSIC BELL RINGS FAIRY GARY GROANS, GRUNTS (COUGHS) (SIGHS) HUH? NO. HMM? (PANTS) (PANTS) (GASPS) HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? (PANTS) OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED? TINK, ARE YOU OK? YEAH. WHO GREW THESE? I'M SO SORRY. I'LL HELP REBUILD THE DEPOT. I'LL COME IN EARLY, I'LL STAY LATE! YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO TAMPER WITH PIXIE DUST. I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU DON'T COME IN AT ALL. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU ARE NO LONGER A DUST KEEPER. IT'S SIMPLY TOO DANGEROUS. WE'LL START REBUILDING IN THE MORNING, QUEEN CLARION. SAD MUSIC (HUFFS) SAD MUSIC CONTINUES ANXIOUS MUSIC DRAMATIC MUSIC WISTFUL MUSIC FANFARE WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL, TO THE FOUR SEASONS FESTIVAL! TONIGHT, EVERY TALENT FROM EVERY SEASON WILL GATHER TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE ALL THE REALMS OF PIXIE HOLLOW. WOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? EVERYONE IN PIXIE HOLLOW IS HERE! IT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE THE WINTER FAIRIES JOIN US. I'LL SAY IT IS. OH, IT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE VAPOURS. GRUNTING, HUFFING TINKER BELL, DON'T YOU TINKERS EVER STOP TINKERING? CAN'T SEEM TO... GET THIS LATCH TO... OPEN! OH. IT HAD BETTER NOT STICK LIKE THAT FOR OUR GRAND FINALE. TRUMPET BLOWS IS IT STARTING? NO, THAT'S JUST CLANK. TRUMPET HONKS HA-HA! HA! THE THING'S PRETTY LOUD, EH, BOBBLE? (LAUGHS) INDEED, MY BUGLING BUDDY. SURE MAKES ME THIRSTY, THOUGH. (GULPS LOUDLY) ALL GASP EXCITEDLY BOTH: IT'S STARTING! GRAND MUSIC CHEERING, APPLAUSE OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH! BOBBLE. OH NO! ALREADY? HOLD THESE! OOH! AH! BUT THE SHOW JUST STARTED! (CHUCKLES) EXCITING MUSIC EXCITED CHATTER HEY, GUYS, I CAN'T SEE! FAIRIES COO OH! IT'S PERIWINKLE! OH, LOOK AT THAT. HI, PERI! (GIGGLES) THAT'S MY SISTER. SWELLING, GRAND MUSIC FAIRIES CHEER, APPLAUD ALL RIGHT! MAGICAL TINKLING OH, WOW! YEAH! YAY! GO, FAIRIES! RO, DID YOU DO THOSE? THAT WASN'T IN REHEARSAL. WASN'T ME. I NEVER WORK WITH POPPIES. THE POLLEN MAKES ME SLEEPY. WAIT. IS THAT... ZARINA? HMM. SHE'S BACK? WHAT'S WITH THAT WILD HAIR? MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FAIRIES CHEER OH, LOOK AT THOSE FLOWERS! OOH! SPRING MUST BE NEXT! (CHUCKLES) THAT'S MY FAVOURITE. OH, I HOPE CLANKY DOESN'T MISS IT. (TRUMPETS BADLY) FOREBODING MUSIC BOOM! AUDIENCE GASP HAPPILY EXPLOSIONS BOOM CONCERNING MUSIC WOW! HUH? OH! GUYS, GUYS! WE GOTTA HIDE! NOW, NOW, NOW! THEY'VE REALLY OUTDONE THEMSELVES THIS YEAR. MMM. FAIRIES, SIGH, YAWN WHAT A SHOW. (YAWNS) (TRUMPETS WEAKLY) (SNORES) (SNORES) EERIE MUSIC MENACING MUSIC (SCOFFS) (INHALES LOUDLY) WHOO! EXCUSE ME. SORRY. YES, ME AGAIN. COMING THROUGH. NO, NO, DON'T GET UP. OH, SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE FLOWN. THANK YOU, BOBBLE. (HUFFS) WHAT DID I MISS? (SNORES) FOREBODING MUSIC DIAL RATTLES SCARY MUSIC TRUMPET BLOWS WAKE UP! WAKE UP! PLEASE! ANYONE? CLANK, HELP US! DOWN HERE! IN HERE! OH! OH. MS BELL? HELP! WE'RE STUCK. RIGHT. HOW DOES IT OPEN? PUSH THE BUTTON! (GRUNTS) ALL PANT, SIGH THANK GOODNESS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. HUH? OH NO. FAIRIES SNORE ARE THEY...? NO. GOODNESS, NO. THEY'RE IN A DEEP SLEEP. FOR HOW LONG? AT LEAST A COUPLE OF DAYS. WHY WOULD ZARINA DO THIS? CLANK, DID YOU SEE HER? (GASPS) YES, YES, I SAW HER FLYING TOWARDS THE DUST DEPOT. (GASPS) THE BLUE PIXIE DUST. UH, YEAH. WITHOUT IT, THE TREE CAN'T MAKE PIXIE DUST. AND IF... AND IF THE TREE CAN'T MAKE PIXIE DUST... ...WE CAN'T FLY. OH! CAN'T... CAN'T FLY. CAN'T FLY. OK. OK. (SPUTTERS) WHAT COULD SHE WANT IT FOR? I DON'T KNOW. BUT WE HAVE TO FIND HER. CLANK, STAY HERE AND WATCH OVER EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY THE WINTER FAIRIES. MAKE SURE THEY GET A STEADY STREAM OF SNOW. RIGHT! RIGHT. ADVENTUROUS MUSIC THE BLUE DUST HAS A STRONG GLOW. IF WE CAN JUST SPOT IT... DRAMATIC, THUMPING MUSIC (GASPS) THERE! TENSE MUSIC WHOA, SHE'S MOVING FAST! SCREECHING, FAIRIES GASP OH, SORRY! (HOOTS) WHERE IS ALL THIS FOG COMING FROM? IT'S MIST. WE MUST BE GETTING NEAR THE COAST. (GASPS) WE'RE LOSING HER! OVER THERE! ALL GASP OH MY! MEN LAUGH EVILLY OH NO. MEN LAUGH, CHATTER IT'S... P-P-PI` PI` PIRATES. MAYBE THEY'RE NICE PIRATES. RIGHT (!) THEY MUST HAVE CAPTURED HER, FORCED HER TO TAKE THE DUST. WELL, WE HAVE TO RESCUE HER. DEEP BREATHS. DEEP BREATHS. OK. (EXHALES) MEN LAUGH MAGNIFICENT! QUITE RIGHT. (LAUGHS EVILLY) WELL, IT'S NOT THEIRS ANYMORE. I JUST SAID THAT, YOU DAFT POTATO MUNCHER. (GASPS) THEY'RE HOLDING HER IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT. YOU'VE GOT A RIGHT WEE BRAIN, YOU KNOW THAT? STILL SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WE GOT THEIR DUST! LET ME JUST SAY THAT YOUR PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY, CAPTAIN. (LAUGHS EVILLY) 'CAPTAIN'? HERE'S TO PERFECT PLANS. GUESS SHE DOESN'T NEED RESCUING. WHAT DO WE DO NOW? LET'S JUST GET THE DUST AND GET OUT OF HERE. A LITTLE BIT OF PILLAGE, A LITTLE BIT OF PLUNDER. OH! OI! (GASPS) BOTH EXCLAIM FAIRIES! AH! BOTH GRUNT, GASP GET HER! GET HER! GOT IT. HERE! SHE'S GETTING AWAY! (GRUNTS) CAPTAIN! GIVE ME BACK THAT DUST! ZARINA, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL GIVE YOU QUARTER. QUARTER? I THINK WE NEED ALL OF IT. 'QUARTER' MEANS MERCY! THIS DUST BELONGS TO PIXIE HOLLOW. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. FAIRIES GASP, SCREAM FOREBODING MUSIC * OH. TINK, WAKE UP. OH. WHAT HAPPENED? THE LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS ZARINA THROWING THAT DUST AT US. YOUR DRESS. (GASPS) GROANING IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? I GUESS SO. LOOK AT MY OUTFIT! ORANGE IS NOT MY COLOUR. SHE'S RIGHT. LISTEN, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE AND GO AFTER ZARINA. SILVERMIST, CAN YOU PART THE`? FAIRIES SCREAM SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I JUST` SHUT IT OFF! TINK, COULD YOU STOP NOT DOING ANYTHING? IT'S OK. I GOT THIS. WHOA! UGH! SILVERMIST, ARE YOU OK? OOF! THAT'S WEIRD. HERE, LET ME HELP` OH! IT'S SO BRIGHT! AH! WHAT DID YOU DO? EW, EW, EW, EW. GET THEM OFF. GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF! (KISSES LOUDLY) WAIT A MINUTE. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? OH MY GOSH! ZARINA SWITCHED OUR HEADS! NO. NO, NO, NO. SHE SWITCHED OUR TALENTS. EXCUSE ME? I MUST BE A WATER FAIRY NOW. AND I GUESS YOU'RE A FAST-FLYING FAIRY. I'M A... I'M A LIGHT FAIRY. OW. GARDEN FAIRY! OH. HUH. LOOKS LIKE I'M AN ANIMAL FAIRY NOW. HUH. LUCKY ME. NO, NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE. (GASPS, LAUGHS) YOU'RE A` TINKER BELL, TAKE THESE THINGS BACK RIGHT NOW! OK. AH. TINKER. GUYS, COME ON, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. WELL, YOU'RE THE WATER FAIRY. PART THE WATERS. UM, USE BOTH HANDS THIS TIME. (GRUNTS) WELL, YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY. YOU` YOU GUYS BETTER HURRY! I CAN'T HOLD IT! FAIRIES SCREAM FAIRIES YELL EXCITING MUSIC OOPS. (GROANS) GUYS, ARE YOU... OOH! ...OK? GUYS, I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING. CRACKING, RUMBLING AH! WHOA! UH... NICE, LITTLE, HARMLESS, SHARP-TOOTHED, HUNGRY CROCO... (ROARS) BOTH GASP ...DILE. (LOWS) FAWN! IT'S OK. WHEN BABIES ARE BORN, THEY IMPRINT ON THE FIRST THING THEY SEE. UH, GUYS, SORRY TO INTERRUPT WHATEVER THAT IS, BUT THE PIRATE SHIP IS GONE. OH NO. SIL, FAST FLYER, CHECK IT OUT. UH, D-D` UH` UH` LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC WHERE IS SHE? AAAAH! OOF! YOU GUYS, I SAW IT, UP THE COAST! LET'S GO! ZOOM! ZOOM! BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP! OH, RIGHT, YOU CAN'T FLY. WET WINGS. (CLICKS) STILL, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO... AH! EXCUSE ME, RO. HMM. STRUCTURALLY SOUND ENOUGH. STRENGTH-TO-WEIGHT RATIO SEEMS GOOD. IF I HAD SOME ROPE... (GASPS) OH! YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A TINKER. GRRR! OK, FINE. GET ME SOME VINES. NOT A PROBLEM. OH! OH! OH! OOH! WILL THESE DO? HEROIC MUSIC OK, READY? WAIT FOR ME! (STRAINS) SORRY. GOTTA... CAN I PLEASE HAVE THAT? OH! GO! (CRIES) WHOA! FAIRIES GASP REPEATEDLY THERE'S THE PIRATE SHIP! YOU CAN... SLOW... DOWN NOW! EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. AH! FAIRIES SCREAM FAIRIES GROAN WELL, AT LEAST OUR WINGS ARE DRY. (LAUGHS) 21-GUN SALUTE TO THE CAPTAIN! RIGHT, 21. BOOM! LAUGHTER NICE BOOM! OH, YES! NICE! OHH! BOOM! WILD LAUGHTER MUSIC TO MY EAR! THAT'S RIGHT! ENCORE! BEAUTIFUL! YES, YES, YES! BOOM! CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE? WHA-WHA-WHAT FOR? THAT WAS ONLY SEVEN. (HUFFS) I SAY 21. RIGHT! (CHUCKLES) 21. OBVIOUSLY, ON THE, UH, METRIC SYSTEM, WHICH IS FINE. COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT DUST. AHEM! IF I MAY, GOOD SIRS, I BELIEVE THE PROPER ACKNOWLEDGMENT WOULD BE A TOAST. PIRATES LAUGH A TOAST IT IS! NOW, THERE IS A GOOD CABIN BOY. A BEAUTIFUL SUGGESTION. QUITE THIRSTY, MYSELF. IF IT PLEASES THE CAPTAIN. YOU TELL THOSE SCURVY SCALLYWAGS THAT... BELL JINGLES WHAT DID SHE SAY? SHE SAID... IT DOES! MEN CHEER, LAUGH WHAT IS BETTER THAN A GOOD MUG OF GROG? TWO MUGS! YOUR TEA, CAPTAIN. EARL GREY, HOT. PLEASE, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE? TO OUR CUNNING CAPTAIN. OK, YOU GOTTA LOVE THE BOOTS. JUST ONE YEAR AGO, WE'D LOST EVERYTHING. OUR SHIP TURNED ADRIFT, AND THEN WE FOUND HER. BELL JINGLES (LAUGHS) EXACTLY. WE NEEDED A CAPTAIN. AND WHEN WE HUMBLY ASKED IF SHE COULD MAKE US FLY,... ...SHE DIDN'T STOP THERE. BETTER INDEED! SOON, SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THE WHOLE SHIP FLY! TO FLYING! FAIRIES: HUH? FLY? # FIRST THE TOWER OF LONDON, ARR! # THE GUARDS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT # WE'LL SWOOP RIGHT DOWN AND TAKE THE CROWN # AND THE CROWN JEWELS WITH IT # AND WHEN WE FLY TO PARIS, OH, THE TREASURES I'LL BE GRABBIN' # THE MONA LISA WILL LOOK LOVELY HANGING IN ME CABIN # HEY-HO, IMAGINE THE PLACES THAT WE'LL GO # AND NO ONE CAN STOP US WHEN WE'RE SO HIGH IN THE STRATOSPHERE! # HEY-HO WE'LL BE THE FREIGHTER THAT PLUNDERS # EVERY ONE OF THE WORLD'S SEVEN WONDERS WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # NO ONE CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES # NEXT WE'LL ROAM TO ROME, ME LADS AND HERE'S WHAT I'LL BE STEALIN' # I'LL ROB THE SISTINE CHAPEL OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL'S CEILIN' # AND FOR ALL THE FOLKS IN EGYPT, IT WILL BE A DISMAL DAY # THEY'LL BE CRYING FOR THEIR MUMMIES # WHEN WE TAKE THEIR MUMMIES AWAY! YO! # HEY-HO IMAGINE THE PLACES THAT WE'LL GO # NO CAN STOP US WHEN WE'RE SO HIGH! # THEY WILL ALL COWER IN FEAR ARRR! # HEY-HO, FROM DELHI TO RIO TO VENICE, # THERE'S NO CITY THAT WE WILL NOT MENACE # WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # NO ONE CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES # OH, HOW HIGH WE WILL BE! # WE WILL BE # COS THE BLUE FAIRY DUST SURELY PACKS A MIGHTY WALLOP # ONLY TAKES A DOLLOP # SOON IT WILL SET US FREE # WE'LL BE FREE # FROM THE CHAINS OF GRAVITY # THEN WE'LL HOIST UP THE SAIL # AND WE'LL SET COURSE FOR THE SUN # COS WHEN YOU'VE GOT WINGS # NO WICKED DEED CANNOT BE DONE # AND WE OWE IT ALL # TO OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS CAPTAIN ALTHOUGH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, WHY ARE WE TAKING ORDERS FROM SOME FAIRY, ANYWAY? ALL GASP, BLADE ZINGS THUD! (LAUGHS WEAKLY) UH, TWO, THREE, FOUR! # HEY-HO, IMAGINE THE PLACES THAT WE'LL GO # NO ONE CAN STOP US WHEN WE'RE SO HIGH # GIVIN' A PIRATE CHEER ARR! # HEY-HO, WE'LL BE THE FREIGHTER THAT PLUNDERS # EVERY ONE OF THE WORLD'S SEVEN WONDERS # WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES. # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # A FRIGATE THAT FLIES! # HEY-HO, THERE'S NOT A TOWN OR A COUNTY # THAT WILL NOT YIELD ITS BOUNTY UP # WHEN OUR SHIP DRAWS NEAR # HEY-HO, THERE'S NOT A CITY OR VILLAGE # THAT WE WILL NOT PLUNDER OR PILLAGE # WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES. # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # AND EVERY NATION WILL GIVE A DONATION # WHEN THEY SEE US SAIL THE SKIES # IN A FRIGATE THAT FLIES! # HEY! # PIRATES LAUGH PIRATES GASP SOFTLY GRAND MUSIC EXCITING MUSIC BELL JINGLES ALL ROAR, LAUGH WHOA. TINK. FAIRIES GASP IT LOOKS LIKE... ZARINA MUST HAVE GROWN IT. SHE'S GONNA MAKE PIXIE DUST. * MENACING MUSIC AHOY, YOU BISCUIT-EATING BILGE RATS! BELL JINGLES PREPARE TO DOCK STARBOARD! DOCKING STARBOARD! BELL JINGLES CAPTAIN SAYS, RAISE THE SAILS AND STEP LIVELY! RAISE THE SAILS! HEAVE! BRING HER AROUND, MR YANG! ARRR! BRINGING HER AROUND! BELL JINGLES LET GO ANCHOR! GET OUT ALL LINES! CASTING LINES! (GUFFAWS) COME ON, GET MOVING. CAPTAIN SAYS, RESTOCK THE SHIP. WE SET SAIL AT DAWN. YES, CAPTAIN. LOAD SHIP, RIGHT AWAY. HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING THAT THING! (LAUGHS) WORK FASTER NOW! THAT'S IT! COME ON. (GRUNTS) LOCKED. COME ON, YOU LUBBER, GET ON WITH IT. PIRATE! (GASPS) HIDE! (SQUEAKS) ALL GASP (SCREECHES) ANIMAL FAIRY, YOU'RE UP. (LAUGHS WEAKLY) EXCUSE ME, MOUSE. UH, MR MOUSE. (CHUCKLES) WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY MOVING ON? WE NEED THIS SPACE TO DO A LITTLE HIDING. (SQUEAKS) OH! (LAUGHS) WELL, MUCH OBLIGED. (GIGGLES) BYE-BYE! AW, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE MOUSE. (GASPS) EW! HEY, SHOO, RAT! (SQUEAKS) UH, PERMISSION TO ENTER, CAPTAIN. THIS IS OUR CHANCE. NOW! FAIRIES GASP NO! I HAD OPPENHEIMER MAKE YOU YOUR FAVOURITE. THE DUST! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING SWEET WHILE YOU WORK. BELL JINGLES WELL, YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME. BELL JINGLES HMM? OH, UH... UH, YES, OF COURSE. SORRY. BELL JINGLES AH, RIGHT, SECOND DRAWER. LOOK AT THAT. IT SPARKLES LIKE A THOUSAND SAPPHIRES. OH! YOU'RE QUITE THE LITTLE GENIUS. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THE OTHER FAIRIES DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOUR TALENT. (GROANS) SHE LOOKS SEASICK. THIS NEVER HAPPENED WHEN I WAS A WATER FAIRY. BELL JINGLES (GAGS) THWACK! OH NO! HUH? (GAGS, RETCHES) I'M FINE. (VOMITS) (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS) FAWN! WHOOSH! SORRY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S NOT WHAT I DO. WELL, STOP IT! YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE LIGHT SO LIGHTLY. (GASPS) WHAT, WHAT? WHAT? NO, NOTHING, NOTHING! (LAUGHS) NOTHING. OOH. (GASPS) IT'S STILL SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS BLUE DUST CAN MAKE FLYING DUST. BELL JINGLES YES, BUT ONLY IF YOU... BELL JINGLES AH! SO, THE SECRET IS THE INFUSION OF THE BLUE DUST DIRECTLY INTO THE TREE. (GROANS) START THROWING OUT THE LINE. ALL RIGHT, TINK, OPEN THE DRAWER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. SO, ONCE THE GOLDEN DUST HAS BEEN PRODUCED... SIL, HOLD THE LINE. ...AND AT THAT POINT, WE TAKE TO THE SKIES! (GASPS) VERY IMPRESSIVE, CAPTAIN. (GRUNTS) OOH! BOTH GASP WHOA! AH! OH. YOU'VE TURNED OUT TO BE QUITE THE PINT-SIZED PRODIGY, IF I MAY SAY. IT'S BEEN AN ADVENTURE AND AN HONOUR. BELL JINGLES YOUR SWORD, CAPTAIN. HMM. (GASPS) FAIRIES GASP Y'ALL OK? YEAH. THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE TREE. COME ON! WHOA! WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR`? HEY, HEY, WE SHOULD` WE SHOULD CATCH UP WITH TINK. SHH! PIRATE: ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE ME THE STRAP. THAT'S IT, HOLD IT IN PLACE. RIGHT, WATCH THE ANGLE OF THE FLUME. TOO MUCH PITCH, AND SHE'LL OVERFLOW. MAKE SURE THE SEAMS ARE SEALED. CAPTAIN DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE A SINGLE GRAIN OF THAT PRECIOUS DUST. OH, THAT GOLDEN DUST. THWOOP! OH! DESS! QUIET! I BARELY TOUCHED IT. JUST HOVER. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. AS SOON AS SHE'S GONE, WE'LL GRAB THE DUST AND GET OUT OF HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND TALK TO HER. YEAH, COS THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL BACK AT THE WATERFALL (!) (SIGHS) (BUZZES) HEY, SHOO. GRRR! HEY! SUP-SUP-SUP-SUP-SUP! SHOO! SHOO! HEY, HEY, HEY! GO, GO, GO! LOUD RUMBLING OH NO. NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! STOP GROWING! STOP GROWING. PLEASE, BRANCH, NO! FAIRIES SCREAM (GASPS) (LAUGHS) WE GOT YA! DID YOU REALLY THINK BY SWITCHING OUR TALENTS, YOU COULD BEAT US? (CHUCKLES) LOOKS THAT WAY. (WHISTLES) ALL GASP ZARINA! WELL DONE. GOT THEM ALL IN ONE SWELL FOOP, I DID. ZARINA, DON'T DO THIS. COME BACK WITH US. COME BACK HOME. I'LL NEVER GO BACK TO PIXIE HOLLOW. THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE I BELONG, TINK. WE APPRECIATE WHAT SHE CAN DO. TREASURE IT, ACTUALLY. (LAUGHS EVILLY) PUT THEM BELOW, AND KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEM. OH, RIGHT. MAYBE I'LL USE, UH, THIS ONE? WHILE YOU STILL HAVE IT. (LAUGHS EVILLY) CAPTAIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? BELL JINGLES CAPTAIN SAYS BACK TO WORK, GENTLEMEN. ALL RIGHTY, MATES, YOU HEARD HIM. AND, RIGHT. BELLS JINGLE PERFECT FIT. WELCOME TO YOUR NEW CABIN. (LAUGHS) OH. ME STOCK IS READY. (GRUNTS) (HUMS) OH, WELL, NOW, LOOK AT THAT. (SNIFFS) OH, LOVELY. OH, THAT IS GOOD EATING RIGHT THERE. ISN'T IT, MUM? 'YES, IT IS, DARLING.' OH, LET ME SEE. WHAT SHALL I MAKE TONIGHT? WELL, I'VE STILL GOT SOME LARD AND SOME OLD CABBAGE. OK, WE NEED A PLAN. * TENSE MUSIC HERE WE GO. WONDROUS MUSIC LOUD RUMBLING MUSIC RISES WHOA! MM. SWELLING MUSIC WOW. IT WORKED! YES, SHE DID IT! IT'S WORKING! ALL LAUGH LOOK AT IT! AMAZING! WE'RE GOING TO FLY! YEAH! (LAUGHS) FROM A TRICKLE TO A ROAR. FLY LIKE A HAPPY BIRD! COLD GRUEL, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF SAWDUST. A DASH OF RODENT, SAUTEED OF COURSE. SOME CARROTS? NO. HEY, WHERE D'YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, LITTLE FELLA? (LAUGHS) NOW'S OUR CHANCE. GO, GO, GO, GO! COME ON, ALL TOGETHER. I KNOW! OH, NOT TODAY, MY DARLINGS. WOULD YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO (STRAINS) HOLD THIS FOR ME? PERFECT. ANYBODY ELSE GOT AN IDEA? (GASPS SOFTLY) ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING. JUST IMAGINE, FLYING LIKE A BIRD. (CHUCKLES) OF COURSE, YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME. WHAT'S IT LIKE? HOW DO YOU EVEN STEER? LEAN LEFT. BELL JINGLES LEAN RIGHT, FLY RIGHT. UH` UH` (LAUGHS) BELL JINGLES WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. UH, THIS IS... (GASPS) ARE YOU AFRAID? HMM? UH, AFRAID? (LAUGHS) LEAD ON, CAPTAIN. MAGICAL TINKLING WONDROUS MUSIC (CHUCKLES) OH, I'M DOING IT. I'M... I'M FLYING! (SCREAMS) HUH? BOTH: WHOA! LOOK OUT, MATES! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA! BELL JINGLES WHAT'S SO FUNNY? WHOA! WHOA, WHOA... (GIGGLES) HEH! HOOOOO! (LAUGHS) WHOO! OH! (LAUGHS) OH! (LAUGHS) AH. (CHUCKLES) WONDROUS, EXCITING MUSIC JUST TRY TO KEEP UP. BELL JINGLES AH. OH. (LAUGHS) WHOO-HOO! WHOO. AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! THE LAD'S FLYING! PIRATES LAUGH IT WORKS! IT REALLY WORKS. AND PRETTY SOON, WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH DUST TO MAKE THE WHOLE SHIP FLY. RIGHT, ZARINA? BELL JINGLES AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE BLUE DUST, WE'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF FLYING DUST. RIGHT AGAIN? RIGHT AGAIN, JAMES. SHOCKING MUSIC WELL, THEN, WE WON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. (GRUNTS, LAUGHS) OUR PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY. PIRATES LAUGH FAIRIES ARE SUCH GULLIBLE CREATURES. AREN'T THEY, LADS? PIRATES ROAR, LAUGH NO MATCH FOR AN ETON EDUCATION SUCH AS MINE. OH, HE'S A SMART ONE, ISN'T HE? PIRATES CHEER WE'VE HAD ENOUGH KISSING UP TO THAT PINT-SIZED PRIMA DONNA. NO QUARTER FOR HER. YES, TINY! SHE CAN FLY, YOU CRETINS. OH! THAT IS WHY HE IS THE CAPTAIN. (LAUGHS EVILLY) MI CAPITAN. WHAT IF WE TIE HER WINGS TOGETHER? THERE'S NO STOPPING US. WE'LL PLUNDER EVERY PORT IN ALL THE SEVEN SEAS. PIRATES LAUGH PREPARE TO GET UNDER WAY, YOU SCURVY SCALLYWAGS. WE'VE GOT A SHIP TO FLY. PIRATES LAUGH HA. AND AS FOR YOU, YOU'LL MAKE A FINE LITTLE NIGHT LIGHT. MENACING MUSIC (GRUNTS) (GASPS) SWOGGLE ME EYES. NOW, THERE'S A SIGHT. BELL JINGLES OH, DON'T FEEL FOOLISH. I WAS JUST TOO CLEVER FOR YOU, THAT'S ALL. AH, YES! NOW, YOU SEE, MY LITTLE FAIRY, NAVIGATING THE NEVER SEAS IS ONE THING. BUT TO CHART A COURSE FOR THE SKY, NOT ONLY DO YOU NEED LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE, BUT YOU ALSO NEED ALTITUDE. BELL JINGLES HMM. OH. NOW, LET'S NOT BE A SORE LOSER. (LAUGHS) ONCE WE'RE PAST THE SECOND STAR, THE WORLD WILL BE MY OYSTER. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE OYSTERS. (LAUGHS) WE'LL BE IN AND OUT OF EVERY PORT SO FAST, THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NICE TRY, BUT IT'S FAIRY-PROOF. BRILLIANT, RIGHT? (LAUGHS) CLOCK TICKS (SCOFFS) OPPENHEIMER! THAT TICKING IS DRIVING ME MAD! WELL, NOT TO WORRY. PRETTY SOON, WE'LL BE FLYING SO HIGH IT'LL MAKE THESE HIGH SEAS LOOK DOWNRIGHT LOW! (CACKLES) BELLS JINGLE CRAZY. COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS. WELL, WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN IT IF OUR NEW GARDEN FAIRY DIDN'T GROW BRANCHES WILLY-NILLY! YOU'RE NOT SAYING THIS IS MY FAULT. (GASPS) HOW CAN I COOK WITH ALL THAT INFERNAL JINGLE-JANGLING? THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. HA! OH, MUCH BETTER. DON'T YOU THINK, MUM? NONE OF IT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU WOULD HAVE COME OVER TO HELP ME WITH THE BEE! ARE YOU SAYING THIS IS MY FAULT? (GASPS) GUYS? GUYS? YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. (SNIFFS) JUST WHAT I NEED. (LOWS) BAD CROC. I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! WAIT. ROSETTA, HE CAN GET US OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE RIGHT. GOOD. GOOD CROCODILE. COME HERE. COME HERE, CROCKY. COME TO MAMA. (LOWS) SHH! QUIET. (SQUEAKS) COME HERE. COME TO MAMA. THAT'S RIGHT, SUGAR. FAIRIES EXCLAIM, SCREAM CRASH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? AH! A STOWAWAY, IS IT? OH NO! HELLO. GO, HURRY! GOTCHA! ALL: (GASP) ROSETTA! A LITTLE EXTRA FLAVOUR. SNAP! OOH! CLUNK! OOH! (LAUGHS) GOOD JOB, CROCKY. YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE BOY. YES, YOU ARE. WHAT A GOOD LITTLE WIDDLE SNUGGLE WUGGUMS. OK, ENOUGH. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WE CAN'T JUST RACE OUT THERE. THEY'LL SEE US. HMM. * (GRUNTS) MAKE READY TO SAIL! AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! I LOVE THE LIFE OF A PIRATE. (SCREAMS) BUT I HATE RATS. I'LL MOVE IT IN ME OWN GOOD TIME. HUH, SEE ANYTHING? NOPE. ALL CLEAR UP HERE. WELL, IT'S NOT CLEAR DOWN HERE. IT STINKS! I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT? SMELLS JUST LIKE SKUNK. HUH. SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE ANIMAL FAIRY. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. REMEMBER, RIGHT ARM, LEFT FOOT. GOT IT? ALL AGREE SIL, I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE LEFT. NO, LEFT. WHAT? UGH. LET'S GO. AYE AYE! THUD! UGH! OUCH! BIG POLE. BACK, BACK, BACK. FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD. HEY! OPPENHEIMER! DON'T FORGET THE KIPPERS. (LAUGHS) AND YOU, BACK TO WORK. AH, WE'RE GONNA FLY, MATE! WE'RE GONNA FLY! OOH! IT'S A DO-SI-DO. (LAUGHS) FAIRIES GASP UH-OH. LOOK OUT! WHOA! ALL GASP FLY! WOULD YOU WATCH WHERE I'M GOING? OH! COME ON! HURRY UP! OK. WE GOT IT! TENSE, EXCITING MUSIC RETURN THAT BLUE DUST! OR YOUR FRIEND IS DONE FOR. (GASPS) THAT'S RIGHT. CAPTAIN ZARINA HAS BEEN RELIEVED OF DUTY. MENACING MUSIC HA. YOU TRULY ARE A TALENTED FAIRY. (GRUNTS) GEARS RATTLE FOREBODING MUSIC MAGICAL TINKLING PREPARE TO CAST OFF! WEIGH ANCHOR AND GET READY TO FLY, ME HEARTIES! CASTING OFF! SWELLING, DRAMATIC MUSIC IT'S WORKING! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYE! WEIGH ANCHOR! (GRUNTS) PIRATES LAUGH WE'RE FLYING! IT'S PERFECT. WE CAN FLY! SHIVER ME TIMBERS, WE'RE FLYING! BON VOYAGE, LITTLE CAPTAIN. NO! DRAMATIC MUSIC COME ON, HURRY! HURRY! HELP! PLEASE! HELP! FRIGHTENING MUSIC HELP ME! (GASPS) HERE, I'LL DRY YOU OFF. PIRATES LAUGH WE'RE FLYING! ARE YOU OK? YOU SAVED ME. WHY? LET'S JUST SAY, WE'RE OFFERING YOU QUARTER. I'M SO SORRY. THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE SECOND STAR. IF THEY MAKE IT PAST WE'LL NEVER FIND THEM. THE BLUE DUST WILL BE GONE FOREVER. THEN LET'S STOP THEM BEFORE THEY GET THERE. CAPTAIN. TENSE MUSIC PORT, STARBOARD, GET UP THE MIZZEN AND RAISE THE ROYAL. RAISING THE ROYAL! MORE PIXIE DUST! (CACKLES) WHO'S IN THE MOOD TO PLUNDER? HEROIC MUSIC YOU GUYS TURN THE SHIP AROUND. I'M GETTING BACK THAT BLUE DUST. RIGHT. LOOK ALIVE, MEN! THE SECOND STAR, DEAD AHEAD. NOTHING BUT SMOOTH SAILING. THUD! THUD! HUH? ALL: YEAH! PIRATES GASP FAIRIES! FAIRIES! IT'S THE FAIRIES! (LAUGHS) SHE'S BACK? WELL, GET THEM OFF MY SHIP. GLADLY. PIRATES LAUGH (LAUGHS) IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING. STAND YOUR GROUND, MEN! UGH! (LAUGHS) YANG, THE HELM! AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! LADIES, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. (LAUGHS) GREAT (!) HA. YOU DARE TO FIGHT THE CAPTAIN, DO YOU? ONLY UNTIL I GET THAT DUST. (LAUGHS) WELL, THIS SHOULD BE FUN. (GRUNTS REPEATEDLY) COME HERE, YOU LITTLE CUTIES. OK, THIS ISN'T WORKING. (GASPS) FAWN, THE SPYGLASS! BRILLIANT! (LAUGHS) (SCREAMS) YOU TINY THING. WHOOSH! WHOOSH! AH! WHOA! NO! SPLASH! BOTH GASP UH, MAN OVERBOARD! STOP THEM, YOU IMBECILES. THEY'RE 6-INCH FAIRIES! FAWN, THE WHEEL! AGH! EEH! (SCREAMS) SIL, WHIRLWIND! WIND BLOWS YANG SCREAMS IN PAIN TAKE THAT! WHOA, WHOA... BLAST IT. THE SECOND STAR! THEY TURNED THE SHIP AROUND! YUP, WE SURE DID. AH! GET THIS SHIP BACK ON COURSE! AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! (GROWLS) NOW! HUH? WHY, YOU... NO FAIR! COME BACK HERE! FAIRIES, FAIRIES, NOTHING BUT FAIRIES! STOP MOVING SO FAST! HA-HA! JUST ONE MORE, PIRATE. JINGLE-JINGLE. HA! HUH? WHOOSH! UH-OH! CRASH! NICE WORK. JUST THINKING LIKE A TINKER. AGH! NO, NO, NO! TAKE THAT, YOU LITTLE... OH MY! AVAST, CROCKY! CHARGE! NO! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY! YEAH, THAT'S IT. DON'T MAKE ME USE MY TEASPOON. OH NO. OH, NO, YOU DON'T, YOU LITTLE... OH! YOU ATE MY MUMMY'S CLOCK?! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE SPATULA? CLOCK TICKS (GIGGLES) SIC HIM! (GROWLS) (SCREAMS) SPLASH! OH! THAT'S MY CROCKY. THERE'S NOTHING I REVEL QUITE AS MUCH AS A WORTHY OPPONENT. (GRUNTS) OOH! YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOU LOOK. YAH! HEY, NEED SOME HELP? FAIRIES STRAIN ANCHOR'S AWEIGH! GROW SOME SEAWEED, SUNFLOWER. RUMBLING PIRATES: WHOA! AH! (LAUGHS) NOW, THAT'S SOME SEAWEED! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS. HA! FAIRIES LAUGH ALL GASP, SCREAM (GASPS) (STRAINS) YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. (LAUGHS) THESE OUGHT TO FETCH A HEFTY PRICE, EH? ACTION MUSIC HAH! BACK ON COURSE. ACTION MUSIC CONTINUES * (GRUNTS) (ROARS) (GRUNTS) RIP! EXCITING MUSIC (SCREAMS) UGH! HUH? GIVE ME THAT DUST! NO! LOUD RUMBLING PIRATES SCREAM (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) ALL SCREAM (GRUNTS, STRAINS) AGH! (GRUNTS) THE DUST! NOT MY DUST! NOT MY`! NOOOO! AGH! (SCREAMS) (GASPS, PANTS) I GOT THE DUST. OH, THANK GOODNESS. LET'S... GET YOU... OUT OF THERE. (LAUGHS EVILLY) LEAN RIGHT, FLY RIGHT. FAIRIES GASP I'LL TAKE THAT! NOW, WHERE WAS I? AH, YES. THE SECOND STAR. AH! AGH! UGH! YOU SIMPLY DON'T GIVE UP. YAH! WHEEL SQUEAKS UGH! UH-UH. AGH! WELL, I GUESS I'M STRONGER THAN I LOOK. (STRAINS, GASPS) THE SECOND STAR. UH-UH. UGH! AH! OH. (GASPS) ZARINA! YOU FOUGHT WELL, LITTLE FAIRY. BUT IT'S OVER. THE DUST IS MINE. THE SHIP IS MINE. YOUR ADVENTURE HAS COME TO AN END. BELL JINGLES OH, GO AHEAD, TAKE IT. WHAT'S ONE SPECK BETWEEN FRIENDS? NO, REALLY, I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE IT ALL! (LAUGHS) HUH? AGH! AH! WHOA! (SCREAMS) AH! FAIRIES EXCLAIM WE'RE FREE! (SCREAMS) HE'S VERY FAST. YEAH, YOU THINK? (WHIMPERS) TIME TO GET THAT BLUE DUST BACK? PIRATES GASP (SCREECHES) ACTION MUSIC (GASPS) CAN'T FLY WITHOUT DUST. BLAST! PIRATES SCREAM, WHIMPER GOODBYE, JAMES. CURSE YOU, FAIRIES! CURSE YOU! TINY SHE-DEVILS THEY ARE, REALLY. TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK! HUH? OH! AGH! ALL LAUGH OH, NO, NO, NO! (SCREAMS) I AM NOT A CODFISH! AAAGH! I'M A PIRATE! ALL RIGHT! FAIRIES LAUGH, CHATTER YOU GOT THE DUST! YEEHAH! WE CAN GO HOME! OH, I'M GONNA SOAK IN A NICE, HOT MILKWEED BATH. GET THE SMELL OF PIRATES OFF ME. THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING. FAIRIES GIGGLE, CHATTER HERE, PLEASE, TAKE THIS BACK TO PIXIE HOLLOW. POIGNANT MUSIC UH, ZARINA, WE DIDN'T JUST COME FOR THE DUST. OH! ALL LAUGH, SIGH (HUFFS) LAUGHTER UM, RO? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. IT'S ABOUT YOUR HAIR. (SCREAMS) FIRST, I LOSE MY TALENT! THEN I BECOME A MOTHER! I DO-SI-DOED IN A STINKY SHOE, AND NOW, MY HAIR?! (SCREAMS) # OH, YEAH. # OH, YEAH # OH, YEAH. # OH, YEAH # OH, YEAH. # WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE # THE SKY IS THE LIMIT AND I JUST WANNA FLOW # FREE AS A SPIRIT ON A JOURNEY OF HOPE HANG ON, GUYS! # CUT THE STRINGS AND LET ME GO # I'M WEIGHTLESS, # I'M WEIGHTLESS # MILLIONS OF BALLOONS TETHERED TO THE GROUND HEY! THERE IT IS. HOME. # CUT THE STRINGS AND LET ME GO HUH?! # I'M WEIGHTLESS WHOA! # I'M WEIGHTLESS, I'M WEIGHTLESS. AND NOW! # ALL THE THINGS I HOLD IN MY FIST # IF I DON'T LET GO, I DON'T EXIST. # THEY BECOME THE THINGS THAT DEFINE ME FAIRIES LAUGH # THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT ANY MORE # I FEEL ME RISING OFF THE FLOOR. # LIGHT AS A FEATHER, I'M CAREFREE. # I'M WEIGHTLESS. (LAUGHS) ALL YAWN, GASP # FREE AS A SPIRIT ON THE JOURNEY OF LIFE (CHUCKLES) BOBBLE! OH! YOU'RE AWAKE! (LAUGHS) ALL GASP # WEIGHT OF THE WORLD TRYING TO HOLD US DOWN. # CUT THE STRINGS AND LET ME GO. # I'M WEIGHTLESS. THIS IS THE BEST SHOW YET! # I'M WEIGHTLESS. # UPLIFTING MUSIC UH, GIRLS? QUEEN CLARION, WE GOT THE BLUE DUST BACK. WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW WAS MISSING. WE ALSO GOT ZARINA. (GASPS) ZARINA! (LAUGHS) OH, YOU'RE HOME! YEAH. AND FROM NOW ON, I PROMISE` YOU KNOW, ZARINA'S PRETTY MUCH MASTERED THAT PIXIE DUST THING OF HERS. YEAH, SHE EVEN GREW A PIXIE DUST TREE. NOW, WE'VE GOT AN EXTRA. (GASPS) DOES THIS TALENT OF YOURS HAVE A NAME? 'ALCHEMY'. PIXIE DUST ALCHEMY. YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE HER IN ACTION. OH, YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD. HMM. WELL, WE DO HAVE AN AUDIENCE. (GASPS) BUZZING FANFARE GRAND MUSIC WHOO-HOO-HOO! (GASPS) FANFARE ALL GASP THANKS. (GIGGLES) WONDROUS MUSIC WELL, HOW'S MY HAIR? IT'S GOOD! AUDIENCE OOH YEAH! ALL: OH! WONDROUS MUSIC CONTINUES (LAUGHS) AUDIENCE GASP, EXCLAIM MAGICAL TINKLING LIGHT WHIRRS, WHOOSHES WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! GRAND, EXCITING MUSIC WILD CHEERING GORGEOUS. # IF I COULD REACH # THE TOP OF THE WORLD # BE ALL I AM # IT'D BE SO BEAUTIFUL # IF ONLY # I COULD BE BRAVE # AND I COULD BE STRONG # I WOULD KNOW WHERE I BELONG # IF ONLY # I WANNA FEEL FREE TO BE WHO I AM # WHAT I'M ABOUT IS MORE THAN I'VE BEEN # READY TO SHOW THE WORLD WHO I AM # STARTED IT OUT, # BUT I'M HOLDING IN # AND FIND MY OWN PLACE TO STAND # I CAN BE WHO I AM # OH YEAH # I'M CLOSER TO WHAT I'M MEANT TO BE # IF I TRY I KNOW THAT I CAN GET THERE # I'M NOT GONNA STOP, COS I BELIEVE # THAT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO ME MAN IN THE WATER! OH DEAR. OH MY. OH! THAT'S A VERY NICE HOOK. 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COPYRIGHT ABLE 2016 # FIRST THE TOWER OF LONDON, ARR! # THE GUARDS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT # WE'LL SWOOP RIGHT DOWN AND TAKE THE CROWN # AND THE CROWN JEWELS WITH IT # AND WHEN WE FLY TO PARIS # OH, THE TREASURES I'LL BE GRABBIN' # THE MONA LISA WILL LOOK LOVELY # HANGING IN ME CABIN # HEY-HO, IMAGINE THE PLACES THAT WE'LL GO # AND NO ONE CAN STOP US WHEN WE'RE SO HIGH IN THE STRATOSPHERE! # HEY-HO WE'LL BE THE FREIGHTER THAT PLUNDERS # EVERY ONE OF THE WORLD'S SEVEN WONDERS WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # NO ONE CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES # NEXT WE'LL ROAM TO ROME, ME LADS AND HERE'S WHAT I'LL BE STEALIN' # I'LL ROB THE SISTINE CHAPEL OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL'S CEILIN' # AND FOR ALL THE FOLKS IN EGYPT, IT WILL BE A DISMAL DAY # THEY'LL BE CRYING FOR THEIR MUMMIES # WHEN WE TAKE THEIR MUMMIES AWAY! YO! # HEY-HO IMAGINE THE PLACES THAT WE'LL GO # NO CAN STOP US WHEN WE'RE SO HIGH! # THEY WILL ALL COWER IN FEAR ARRR! # HEY-HO, FROM DELHI TO RIO TO VENICE, # THERE'S NO CITY THAT WE WILL NOT MENACE # WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # NO ONE CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES # OH, HOW HIGH WE WILL BE! # WE WILL BE # COS THE BLUE FAIRY DUST SURELY PACKS A MIGHTY WALLOP # ONLY TAKES A DOLLOP # SOON IT WILL SET US FREE # WE'LL BE FREE # FROM THE CHAINS OF GRAVITY # THEN WE'LL HOIST UP THE SAIL # AND WE'LL SET COURSE FOR THE SUN # COS WHEN YOU'VE GOT WINGS # NO WICKED DEED CANNOT BE DONE # AND WE OWE IT ALL # TO OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS CAPTAIN UH, TWO, THREE, FOUR! # HEY-HO, IMAGINE THE PLACES THAT WE'LL GO # NO ONE CAN STOP US WHEN WE'RE SO HIGH # GIVIN' A PIRATE CHEER ARR! # HEY-HO, WE'LL BE THE FREIGHTER THAT PLUNDERS # EVERY ONE OF THE WORLD'S SEVEN WONDERS # WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES. # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # A FRIGATE THAT FLIES! # HEY-HO, THERE'S NOT A TOWN OR A COUNTY # THAT WILL NOT YIELD ITS BOUNTY UP # WHEN OUR SHIP DRAWS NEAR # HEY-HO, THERE'S NOT A CITY OR VILLAGE # THAT WE WILL NOT PLUNDER OR PILLAGE # WHEN WE'RE UP IN THE SKIES. # FOR WHO CAN FIGHT A FRIGATE THAT FLIES? # AND EVERY NATION WILL GIVE A DONATION # WHEN THEY SEE US SAIL THE SKIES # IN A FRIGATE THAT FLIES!