Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2016 # Jaws Theme (SIZZLES) Stop that. Stop what? I'm not doing anything. (LIGHT SLAP) Ow! That hurt! Serves you right. Will you cut that out! I can't help myself. You are almost as sneaky as your father was. He was the tomato thief of all-time. I know what you are doing. I'm hungry. Let me finish dinner before you eat it. Chop these. Sorry, fellas. Mom, tomorrow night, we are going with Tiffany to buy a Christmas tree. OK, but a small one. Watch your fingers. No way, a big one! Ow! Shit! Are you OK? Yeah, adds flavour. (PHONE RINGS) Hello? We don't want any. Thea who? I know it's Thea Brody. How many grandkids do I have? I know you can use the phone by yourself. You're a big girl. 'I am five years old now, Grandma.' I know you are five years old. Hiya. How you doing down there in the sunshine? 'I'm fine, Uncle Sean. I went swimming today. I'm taking lessons.' 'She already swims like a fish.' Hey, Michael! 'Hey, bro.' The fish. Check it. You check it. 'Hello! I'm paying for the call.' 'What's going on?' She's a slave-driver. Did you get the book I sent? 'Yeah.' Ask the big doctor about his job. Tough life, Bahamian beach bum. Playing in the water all day. 'I heard that.' He heard that. Good. How come you get to leave early? Cos my desk is closer to the door. I don't think that's funny. A big one. A small one. Your brother's not here. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Jim. Eggnog time, Thursday night. We'll be there. We are getting a big tree and we're getting out all the old ornaments. And we're putting out cookies and a bottle of beer for Santa. All right. Tiffany, do you have any idea what a madman you're marrying? Yes, I do. I've got to check in. See you later. Love you. Bye. Me, too. Don't be late. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That bad, huh? We're out of decaf, petty cash and requisition forms. Anything to do before I go home? That man keeps calling about his training film. I can't convince him we don't have a SWAT team. (PHONE RINGS) Good night, Polly. Amity Police Department. Hold it! There's an old dock piling drifting in the channel. Maybe it will just keep on drifting till it goes away. It's stuck on a channel marker. Good night, Polly. Uh-huh. Hold it! Coast Guard's busy. Must be cleared before the fishermen come back. Where's Lenny? At Ben Masters' place. Cow tipping. Cow tipping? Claims kids come by at night to tip over his sleeping cows. They're not giving milk. OK, I'll take care of it. Deputy Brody will take care of it personally. Call home. Tell them I'll be late. Cow tipping?! # The first Noel # The angels did say # Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay # '(FEEDBACK) No, no, no. Hold it. Hold it.' 'Together, people. Together. Remember?' 'All right, let's try it again.' 'Two, three.' 'Where the hell are the wise men?' Good luck. I am gonna need it with this bunch. Sounds better than I was a shepherd. 'Joseph, where the hell's your robe? You are supposed to be in costume!' 'Jesus!' I am over here! # ..in fields as they lay # In fields where they lay # Lay keeping their sheep # On a cold winter's night # That was so deep # Noel, Noel # Noel, Noel # Born is the King of Israel # 'Quickly. Quickly. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.' # Hark! The herald angels sing # Glory to the newborn king... (BELL RINGS) # Peace on earth and mercy mild # God and sinners reconciled # Joyful, all ye nations, rise # Join the triumph of the skies # With the angelic host proclaim # Christ is born in Bethlehem # Hark! The herald angels sing # Glory to the newborn king # Very good, people. Very good. Again. (BELL RINGS) # 'Jaws Theme' (SCREAMS) Oh God! # On a cold winter's night... Oh God! (SCREAMS) # That was so deep... (SCREAMS) Help me! Oh God! Help me! (SCREAMS) # Born is the King... # Of Israel # In fields where they lay # Lay keeping their sheep... (SCREAMS) # On a cold winter's night that was so deep # Noel, Noel # Noel, Noel # Born is the King of Israel # His things. I thought you'd want them. (CRIES) Grandma? Grandma? We're here. Grandma? Mom? We're here! Anybody home? Michael. Where's Mom? She's been out there for hours. How's she doing? We've just come from Tiffany's. Poor girl. The doctors had to sedate her. Sweetheart. I didn't recognise you, Thea. You're so grown up. Uncle Sean is dead, you know. Will he ever come back? We'll talk about that later. Would you like something to eat? I had a hamburger on the plane. We can do better than that. How'd you like a funny-bone sandwich? (GIGGLES) How was the airplane ride? Good. They gave me two lollipops. It came for him. What? It waited all this time and it came for him. You guys must be starving. I'll make some fettuccini. Sit down, Mom. I'm making dinner. Sit down and relax with Michael. Really, Ellen, there's nothing much to do. I want you to get out of the water. What? Give up that terrible job. You can't be serious. You're damn right I'm serious. I'm just getting started. I don't want you near the water. Mom, you're upset. Come on. Sit down. I don't want anyone in my family anywhere near the water again. You can't believe that voodoo. Sharks don't commit murder. They don't pick out a person. It picked Sean. Killed your father. Dad died from a heart attack. He died from fear. Fear killed him. Mom, listen to me. There's never been a great white where we live. Ever. It's warm water. They don't like it. Your brother's dead. Your father's dead. It was a piece of wood. A shitty piece of wood. Michael. He was just doing his job. God, he could make me laugh. He was always tagging after me when we were kids. He wanted to do what I was doing. Where are you going? Nowhere! To everything there is a season. And a time to every purpose under the heaven. A time to be born, and a time to die. A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted. A time to kill, and a time to heal. A time to break down, and a time to build up. A time to weep, and a time to laugh. A time to mourn, and a time to dance. A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together. A time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing. Wait up! You're gonna spoil her. That's what grandmas are for. (LAUGHS) I want you to come down to the island with us. I can't do that. Come on, Mom. Get out of this cold... Yeah! Hey. Come here, you. Wanna know what I think? I think it's a wonderful idea. Yes! Come on. At least consider it. Get away. You shouldn't be alone now. Yes! Great. Yeah! If we hurry we can catch the 4.30 ferry. Today? Today. I can't. Yes, you can. Swing me. Swing me. OK. OK. Oh, my back. I'll take her. I'll take her. Oh my God, she's too heavy. OK, here we go. Airplane ride. (MIMICS AIRPLANE) And away we go. I am gonna throw you overboard. (SOBS) (HORN BELLOWS) It's big. So big you gotta fold it. VOICEOVER: Domino's New Yorker Big Pepperoni, just $14.99, pick up or delivered every Saturday and Sunday only. $14.99? Oh, look! I've always wanted to ride one of those. No way. Mother always told me if God had intended us to ride parachutes, we'd have been born with free tickets. I never said that. Yes, you did. August, 1977. Where's the lady who brings the soda? They had them on the big plane. There's some coffee in the Thermos. I'm too young for coffee. Can I drive? Thea. Sometimes my father puts me in his lap and lets me steer the jeep. Don't bother Hoagie. Sometimes I let interesting people sit on my lap and steer the plane. Really? Really. Hoagie, Jake tells me you have to fly the rest of your life to pay off what you lost on the crap table. Good news travels fast, huh? I'll get it back next time. How come it bumps up and down when there's no road? The wind does that. You been to the Bahamas before? No. First time's always the best. After that, you know too much and it's never quite the same. What makes a plane go up and down? You go like this and the houses get bigger,... Whoa! Then you go like this and the houses get smaller. Want to go for a ride? Yes! No! # And so I'm offering this simple phrase # To kids from 1 to 92 # Although it's been said many times, many ways # Merry Christmas # To you # They are playing on the dock! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Everybody out. I'm back! I'm home! Let me help me you with the bags. Good. You can take the heavy ones. Thank you, buddy. Grandma! Grandma! Your room is in here. Grandma, watch me! Grandma! Thea! Get down from there! Grandma, watch me. Get down from there! Mommy lets me. No, it's too dangerous. Don't. Grandma, watch me. Come on, sweetheart. But you always let me. Not today. Come on, Thea. Daddy, why can't I? Did you hear what I said? Come inside the house right now. I don't want to. I want to swing. I didn't mean to start all this. I feel like such a grandma. Come on, I'll show you around. No! No! Put me down! You stop making a scene right now. I'll be all right, Michael. Good. So will I. She calls it 'Tourist On The Loose'. Local government commissioned it. It's for the public beach. We forgot to stop at the store. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We need milk. Bread. Unveiling ceremony soon. Beer. OK. I'll be right there. Pretty good, huh? Yeah. (SCREAMS) (GASPS) Grandma? 'Will you stop farting around!' 'Michael, what the hell are you doing down there?' Jake, stop busting my chops. 'Listen, you remember what they look like? Hard on the outside, chewy on the inside. Sometimes they come with grime attached to them.' 'Move your ass, man!' Bingo. Good. How many have you got? Michael, talk to me. Give me some numbers. How many have you got? 'Leave me alone.' You're full of shit. 'You've been down there all day and we've got nothing to show for it.' You're tagging the damn things. Gotta separate the ladies from the gentlemen. Don't. You move too slow. You've got two speeds, slow and slow. 'Move any damn slower and you'll grow roots!' The females have eggs. We'll pass out cigars now, huh(?) We're being paid to see how they propagate. I'm trying to do it right. If we had decent funding, I'd study their motor systems, take their temperature readings. It's bull, man. We would be able to do a decent report for a change. If you'd leave me alone, I'd be able to get my work done. I know how to tag a damn conch. The readings suck. Maybe the tags suck. It is I that made them. It is I that put them on. You put them on wrong. No. If you had made them right, it wouldn't happen. They leak. A blind man could find more conch. You couldn't find your own ass. That is not fair. You leave me high and dry. Do all the work by myself. It's Christmas Eve and we're working overtime cos of you. Hey! I am sorry about your brother. Just take it easy. Jake. Come on, Jake. Don't... I don't want. I missed you, man! Put me down. And then he wrote dirty words all over the garage. Your daddy was 5 ` your age. I am almost 6. So's Jake. Look at that face. Do the other one. That is closer to the real truth. He was always getting into some sort of mischief. I have no doubt. Was Uncle Sean ever bad? Did you ever spank him? Sharp shirt, Jake. May your sex life be as busy as your shirt. Thank you. My tea set! I got my tea set. Let me see. Every lovely lady should have a tea set. It's a great present. It has a teapot, cups and saucers. And a sugar bowl and a creamer. Can I put real tea in it? Yes, you can put real tea in it. Can I make sandwiches? Oh, Thea, you know what we have forgotten? Christmas carols. # Hark! The herald angels sing # Glory to the newborn king... # I miss him, Mom. I want you to change your work. Please don't start that again. You could teach. You could write. I am not gonna quit now. You are all I have left. I don't want you working in the water. Mom, what I do is perfectly safe. At the moment we are collecting big snails. Jake and I are scientists. We are almost PhDs. We know what we are doing. There's nothing to worry about. Wait. We have to dig the ditch really deep so the water will go all the way around and we can swim in it. You're silly. Let's pretend this is Buckingham Palace and you'll be Princess Di and we'll have a parade with horses. And you will ride in a golden carriage. I can invite... (VOICE FADES) # 'Jaws Theme' What is the name of the other prince? (DISTANT) Grandma? Grandma? What's wrong? Nothing. We had better get this done before the tide comes in. It's not nice to be evasive. My mother says that to my father. (LAUGHS) Hello, you two. Hello. I don't know why I fish here. I never catch anything. There must be a sign under the water 'Beware, Hoagie's about'. You're the man who drives the plane. Flies the plane. Mostly it's like driving. What's that, an excavation? We're building a sand castle and you are invited for tea. 'You know why?' Why is that? That's what happens when you lead a Norman Rockwell life. Norman Rockwell? That's precisely your problem. You weren't exactly a deprived kid. Think I buy that roots, rock, reggae bullshit? Cut that hair and you're nothing but a three-piece suit. We have three months left of work and no money left to support it. Spent it all on beer. Bahamian Fisheries Department isn't exactly Fort Knox. But Office of Naval Research, they have got some money. Forget it. Money is money. They put bombs on dolphins. What? I know a guy who got money from them to study eels. Tough to put a bomb on an eel. Nobody rattled your cage. We're busting our booties to get our degrees. I'm tired of this paradise shit. It's getting on my last nerve. Look at you, boy. What about me? You are a mental midget and still read all day. If mediocrity were fattening you'd be whales. Stop drumming. Watch it. Watch it. What is wrong with you, Pops? (ARGUE) I don't know why I've told you all this. I hardly know you. Sometimes talking to a stranger is easier. I can't explain it. It's just something I feel. I always listen to my feelings. I think I'm going crazy. The nightmares. Maybe it was an accident. It was no accident. I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are other possibilities. When it killed Sean, I knew that it had come for him. I know it's coming. I know it's coming. What's it cost to take a ride on that plane? The water's coming in! The water's coming in! Depends on where you want to go. Doesn't matter. Hurry! Just like that? Just like that. Oh, no! It's big. So big you gotta fold it. VOICEOVER: Domino's New Yorker Big Pepperoni, just $14.99, pick up or delivered every Saturday and Sunday only. $14.99? Take the wheel. What did you say? Take the wheel. No, I can't. Sure you can. I don't know how. Nobody does till they learn. What are you doing? Take it or we'll be swimming. Take it easy. Hold her gently. She'll damn near fly herself. See, it's just like driving a car. Where do I pull off the road? You're doing fine. I'll keep you out of trouble. Relax. Where are we going? I was flying supplies up the Amazon when I came down in the jungle. You're not going to tell me. Got picked up by head hunters. You're impossible. They took me to the chief, he looked at me, then took me in his hut. Sitting on a pole was a shrunken head. (CARNIVAL MUSIC) What is all this? Just something I arranged to cheer you up. Tell me, really. What? Tell me, what is all this? It's a local festival. It's called a junkanoo. 'I am not hearing anything up here, buddy.' How many have you tagged? How many? Stop busting my hump. Yeah, it's OK for you but not for me, huh? Have no fear, Jake is here. The mother lode. I'm counting. 'You'd better watch yourself with that fancy electrical equipment.' Such a live wire will be liable to make your hair stick up funny. That's good, Michael. William. There's no hope of that. Jake? Jake, that's a joke. Holy shit! We got a big fish down here, man. Oh, yeah. How big? Look out! Look out! What's wrong? Ellen? Jesus Christ! Ellen, what's wrong? Nothing. Nothing. I'm fine. No, you are not. I'm terrific. Come on! Give it up. You can't keep doing this. I can't keep doing this. You promised me a drink. Sharks come and go, Ellen. People have got nothing to do with it. A drink with an umbrella in it. Give it up. Give it a kick in the arse. Get on with your life. I know what you have been through. Don't worry, the nightmares will go away. Give me my glasses, man. I ain't never seen nothing so big. Never. I was standing right next to Michael. The thing went right past me. Should have gone for you, Jake. Why did it come up? What is it doing in warm water? What's the difference? It's only a shark. You're making it into something it's not. Don't tell anyone. If fishermen find out they are gonna try to kill it. We've got us a great white. We're gonna do us some real research. Don't say anything about this to my mom. Hey, man, I didn't mean to... flap my lips. So. So? I said to him, 'Where's the disinfectant?' He said, 'I have left it in town'. I said, 'What are we gonna do?' He said, 'I'll tell you what we'll do. 'Come back at lunchtime and all the flies will be in the kitchen'. (LAUGH) Come to bed. He took her sightseeing. You work. I work. She needs someone to help her take her mind off things. (GIGGLES) I'll help you take your mind off things. It's soaking. Thank you. Goodnight. Night. It's OK. It's all right, Jake. I'll check on the table. (CHEER) Hey, it's Hoagie. I wanna see this. That's Hoagie all right. Everything on the line. You're not betting it all? All or nothing. Here. Wanna throw the dice for me? No. Get ready. (CHEER) (GROAN) I guess that's bad, huh? Depends on your point of view. Look at that. Come here. It's on the house. I knew there was a reason I could afford all this. Thank you. My father used to say, 'Jake, you have two loves in your life.' 'What you do and who you are with.' Happy birthday, Louisa. (ALL) Happy birthday, Louisa. And a happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Don't go weak in the knees on me. You're gonna need all your strength. (LAUGHS) I knew a one-armed piano player. Took two minutes to play the Minute Waltz. (LAUGH) Watch out how you talk to Michael and I, we're about to be famous. Tell them about our discovery. Jake! No job talk, you promised. You promised. Would you risk a dance with me? You'll be sorry. So will you, I have two right feet. That's good, I have two left. That's a set. A little quiet tonight. New Year's blues? No. Come on. It is my party. He's just mad cos he has started to count them damn conch in his sleep. Excuse me. Mind if I cut in? Please. The world would be a better place if more sons danced with their mothers. Michael, stop pouting. You look like you did when you were six and didn't get what you wanted. I like him. I enjoy his company. Yeah. I don't like him chasing around after you. I don't trust him. He's not chasing. I'm not running. You are being ridiculous. I've been a pain in the ass, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna bother you any more. You're not a pain in the ass. Let me finish. I've been rehearsing this all day. Your brother's death almost killed me. I'll never get over it. But I refuse to let myself be run by an obsession. I can't keep on believing it was intentional. I finally figured it out. Good. That's it? Good? I thought you'd break out the champagne. No, I'm pleased. Come on, show your mother what a good dancer you are. Where is everybody? Down here. Where's Clarence and William? I gave them the day off. What for? We've got a job to finish. Why are you making a transmitter? It is all part of the master plan. Test it out right now. Learn about its motor systems, its heart rate. '(HEARTBEAT)' We are going to study an animal no one really knows that much about. As the sun sets in the west, we bid a fond farewell the family of conch. What the hell are you talking about? We write it up, wrap it up and hand it in. How come your heart is stronger than mine? We don't write up anything till we are finished. My father said, 'Never do anything today you can put off till tomorrow.' And them conch are gonna be there tomorrow. When we got the grant` When I got the grant. When I signed on` When I invited you. We got the grant together. Got the grant together. We have three months left. We can't write a report. We don't know enough. Michael, we've got a rare bird here. Great whites don't come down to the Bahamas. Never. Are we supposed to let an opportunity like that swim away? My name goes on it. It's a half-assed job, we don't get our doctorate. I thought we were planning a long rosy future together. So did I. Hey! (KNOCKS) Michael. Anybody home in there? You had better beam down to earth with the rest of us. Even if the shark's still there it's not gonna be there forever. It's gonna figure out the water's too warm and take off. Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't want to study that fish. Michael, huh? This is what we are trained for. This is what we studied them damn books for. My name goes on that report, too. It is important to me as it is to you. You like them damn snails? All right. I'll make you a deal. Listen. We study that shark for a few days and then it's back to the snails. That's fair, man. That's fair. Indulge me. I don't know shit about electronics. You don't know shit about anything. (LAUGHS) It's time you learned. I teach you how to wear your hair. I teach you how to dance. Teach you how to box. Follow me. Get your butt down here, man. This is the third time this month you've forgotten to take it out. I've got a lot on my mind. It doesn't take much to remember. There's only so much room. Don't give me that preoccupied scientist crap. I'm trying to get ready for one of the biggest events of my career. I thought artists worked with their subconscious. Why is it down to me? of the biggest events of my career. I thought artists worked with their subconscious. Why is it down to me? Because. Oh, OK. Now I understand. All you had to do was explain it. I take out the garbage because. Good. I'm glad we got that straightened out. We don't have anything straightened out. You're uptight about something. What's wrong? Why should there be anything wrong? I'm sitting around the house, enjoying my day off, and my wife starts yelling at me about garbage. What the hell are we arguing about? I don't know. I... (LAUGHS) I don't know. Hey. No fair, I'm not armed. Then don't come any closer. Turn it off. No. Off. I have work. I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy. Shut the door. Uh-huh. Later. Michael. Shut the door. You sure you've done this before? Lots of times. Trust your Uncle Jake. And it's always worked? Well, er, thus far. Take me out. A little more. There it is! It's coming. You remember how to pull a rope, eh? Yeah. Ah! Yes! You got him, man! Now would be a good time. Did you see that, man? We are gonna see if Uncle Jake's equipment really works. Michael! Michael, come here! Our little island seems to agree with you. I have my own little island. But it is so cold in winter. I tried winter once. Here we are. Burlington, Vermont. Flew a run to New York. I have a bone in my left foot that hasn't thawed yet. When I was a small boy. That is not hard to imagine. I dreamed of always being warm. What do you want? Whatever we had last time. Two Bahaman mamas, please. Stay. I'll take some time off. You're always taking time off. I'll nick the boss' plane again. Won't you get in trouble? Not if he doesn't find out. It's a short hop to the Caribbean. We could spend a few days. There must be a lot of ladies who'd be glad to go. Yeah, there are. I have grown tired of one-way conversations. I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody. Why? Because it would not occur to you why. Blushing suits you. I'm sorry. There's nothing to be sorry about. This whole thing... The whole idea is preposterous. I don't think so. You sure you don't need glasses? I am a pilot. My vision is perfect. What are we getting out of her? What she's got. Nine knots. Shit! We should be keeping up with it. Is the throttle open? Wide open. Come on, you overgrown goldfish. Come to Uncle Jake. How long have you known Hoagie? What? How long have you known Hoagie? What's he have to do with this? How long? Since he got here. Bring her starboard. When did he get here? Who? Hoagie. Christ, man. One day he was just here. What do you know about him? He's after my mother. (LAUGHS) What's so funny about that? You think he's not good enough. If she was my mother, I'd send her home now. Bring her about. The pilots down here fly drugs. He's always going off. Bring her about. Now. I am! Hurry, man. We are losing him. You must know something about him. He likes gambling, he likes women. I hear he flies a lot of private charters. Stop! We lost him! Maybe your gear crapped out. Maybe you crapped out flapping your lips about Hoagie. Maybe it's gone. All right, Mr Fish. We'll come back and find you tomorrow. All he did was kiss me. It's a beginning. Beginning of what? To whatever happens next. I used to think I could handle these situations when I was grown up. I don't even know if he's serious. Give it some time. See what happens. Part of me wanted to go off with him, I couldn't. I don't know why he wants me. Maybe he's got good taste. I don't think he's spent much time with a woman like you. I don't know what he thinks. I don't even know why we are even talking about it. I am too old. I hope not. I am counting on a long happy sex life. (GIGGLES) (DOOR CREAKS) You said it wasn't polite to interrupt people. Yes, I did. It's time for tea, Grandma. I almost forgot. I didn't. I put everything in my room. My Teddy bear is joining us. Michael? Michael, what is it? Nothing. Just a stupid dream. Time for bed, peanut. Oh, no. Yep. Daddy has got homework. But you let me last night. Mommy is waiting to read a story. Good night, sweetheart. Good night, Daddy. Night, Grandma. Good night. Let's put up our feet and shoot the breeze. I got to put together what we need for this report. Jake always says don't do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Jake has got a lot of those. I'm leaving in a few days. I don't want to do that with you unhappy. I'm not unhappy. I saw you and Thea. You looked just like your father. Do you remember when you guys used to imitate? Mom, I gotta get this finished. I worry about you. There's nothing to worry about. It's my job. Just cos you're a man doesn't mean I'm retired. I've worked on my smile, it's your turn. That's better. '(HUMS # 'Jaws Theme')' Jake, knock it off. All right, just don't try to renege on our deal. Half a day on the snails and half a day on the shark. You got 17 more minutes and then we are gonna go look for that shark. It's a big ocean. We could spend the rest of our lives looking for it. You're gonna find it. 'There's half a dozen. I'm gonna tag them and then I'll be right up.' 'You hear anything?' Nothing at all. Just another cool calm day in the Bahamas. Stay within a quarter mile. I got a three-mile radius on the monitor. If he comes within three miles we'll have time to beam your ugly ass up. '(HEARTBEAT POUNDS)' Michael, I got him. 'He's coming towards you. You had better get out of the water now.' I'm coming. I'm coming. Shit! Jake! Jake! Michael! Michael! Help! Michael, what's going on? 'Michael, can you hear me?' 'Michael!' Michael, can you hear me? Michael! Jesus Christ! It's over there! Shit! Get the bang sticks. Let's go. They're no good. We're going down. '(RAPID HEARTBEAT)' Come on. Come on. Watch his arm. Watch his arm. Put him over here. Gotta stop the bleeding, man. Try this. I'll go and get some disinfectant. Michael, how are you? He may be in shock. Move it! Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing, man? No one goes in the water until we know where that fish is. You fall off a horse, you get right back on. What kind of bullcrap are you talking? If anybody is supposed to go in, it's me. I am gonna go down. What about Carla's gig? It is almost time. Michael, I can't just let you go back down. I am scared shitless. What the hell am I supposed to do if I can't go back in that water? Be careful. Clarence, get up on there. Give us some lookout with them glasses. I hope he knows what he's doing. He's doing what he's got to do. Jake, are you getting anything on the monitor? No, everything is cool. I was thinking about yesterday. 'Probably all a mistake. He was just hungry. You got that tasty look.' How come only me? Maybe he just likes white meat. You're a funny guy, Jake. Jesus! (APPLAUSE) It is about art that I wish to speak today. The raw materials of art surrounds us all. (MOTORBOAT ENGINE) Where the hell are they? They'll be here. Can I go on the banana boat? Shh. Margaret is going. She's with her mother. OK. Oh, boy! Thea, be careful. I will. Thea. It's OK. Banana boats are fun. We should be so lucky. I wish we were out there with her playing. Wait for me! 'Get to the point,' as my wife says. (LAUGHTER) OK. Well, in short, art is grease for the wheel of life. Today we are privileged to dedicate a work of art. Carla Brody, an artist of growing reputation, was commissioned to express our way of life in permanent form, to show the world what we all know right here on this beach, that it is better in the Bahamas. Ladies and gentlemen, Carla Brody. Thank you, Commissioner Witherspoon, Mrs Witherspoon. Thea! Thea! Get out of the water! Bring her back! Bring her back! Oh my God. (SCREAM) Thea! Thea! Thea! Do something! No! Thea! # 'Jaws Theme' Oh my God! Mommy! Mommy! I am sorry I missed you. Where have you been? What's wrong? What happened? Thea was attacked by a shark. Oh my God. The doctors say she should be all right. She's in shock. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. I should have known. Jesus. Should have known what? We were trying to keep track of it. Of? The shark. You knew?! We thought it went away. She could have been killed. You knew and you didn't tell us?! You let your mother think` Where is she? How could you do that? Where's my mother? Your own daughter? Where is my mother? Why didn't you tell us? Where is Jake? Why didn't you tell us?! Michael! Jake! Jake! What? Come on. I need you. Hurry up. Hoagie! see our boat? I just got here. My mother took it! I hope she's a good sailor. A shark attacked Thea and some kids. She went after the damn thing. She's going after it? Yeah, we've got to stop her. You're going after her in that? It'll take all day in that bathtub. You got a better idea, man? I'll radio her position, the rescue boats will pick her up. Don't worry. She'll be fine. She'll never find that bloody shark. We couldn't. It will find her. What do you mean, it'll find her? She said it was coming. What do you mean? What do you know about it? She has this idea in her head that the shark that killed Martin and Sean is following the family. He's not talking about our shark, eh? What do you do when you're not flying people? I deliver laundry. Hold on. What's that? Let's have a look. No. It's a big ocean out there. # 'Jaws Theme' Can't this thing go any faster? If I go any faster, this thing will turn into a flying Cuisinart and we'll be diced into oblivion. (ENGINE STOPS) Come and get me, you son of a bitch. There she is! That's her right there. Is that what I think it is? Mom? Hold on! Thomas, my boy, are you there? This is zero, papa, alpha here. 'Hoagie, where the hell are you?' 12 miles south-east of Emerald Key. Look for a ketch called Neptune's Folly. I need a couple of boats and someone who can kill a shark ` a big one. 'What are you doing?' Practising landing. Hang on to your socks, lads. Wait a minute. Are you sure you know how to do this? Of course not. What kind of pilot do you think I am? That wasn't half bad. Go! I'll keep it busy. It'll come for the plane. It's attracted to the electro-magnetic impulse. Get the bloody hell out of here! Michael! Damn passengers, you are all the same. Complain, complain. Oh, shit! Hoagie! Hoagie! Hoagie! W-Why did you come out here? Why did you come out here?! Why did you bring them? Mom. Why did you take the boat? It kept coming. Didn't you realise what you were doing? I had to. Mom, you shouldn't have done it. I tried to tell you. I tried. Hey. Give me a hand here, for Christ's sake! Hoagie! How the hell did you do that? It wasn't easy, believe me. Are you all right? Bloody hell! The breath on it. You are alive. Let's get out of here. This thing is still working. (ENGINE SPLUTTERS) Not your engine, pal. I'll have a look at it. '(HEARTBEAT)' He's close, man. What is that sound? That is the shark's heartbeat. Hoagie, get that thing going. Michael, help me. I got an idea. We are taking in water. Ellen, start pumping. Ellen! Get the bilge pump! What do you need? (CHATTER) Just do it. If he attacks us again we are gonna feed him a meal he won't forget. Better have something good going on, we have a rotten hose here. There is a spare one. What do I do with this? I'm rigging the receiver. We get it inside that bastard and set it off. I got it. I got it. I got it. Rig an antenna on it, we got a slave unit and shock the hell out of it. '(HEARTBEAT POUNDS)' He's getting closer. Spend half their lives looking for food and the other half eating it. I hope he has got indigestion, he has already eaten my plane. It's not food he's after. Michael, turn on your switch. Anybody ever tell you you are nuts? All the time, partner. This is all theory. If it responds to external electrical impulse it might respond to one coming from inside it. Drive him crazy. Give me a test. Good. '(SILENCE)' You had better get up here. The heartbeat has stopped. Either he has gone or your gear has crapped out again. That's bull, man. My equipment don't crap out. He'll be back. Get me the hook. Maybe he had a heart attack. Too much fatty food. Humans are full of cholesterol. Give me that hook. Shit! Where the hell is he? Give me that line. Right there. There he is! Ellen, try the engine. Ellen! Try to start the engine. Come on. Son of a bitch! (ENGINE REVS) Let's get out of here. No, it's too late, Hoagie. He is gonna come for us. Hard port. Right. Here. Give me that. No. Jake! You can't go out there without a line. Keep it steady. It's gonna come back. Damn thing has disappeared! He's gone! (SILENCE) '(HEARTBEAT POUNDS)' Jake! We are taking in too much water. It'll stop the engine. Ellen, take the wheel! We have got to outrun it. Is that thing gonna work? It'll work. If Jake says it'll work, it'll work. It'll drive it crazy. (SCREAMS) Help! Help! (SCREAM) # 'Jaws Theme' (DEVICE HUMS THEN CLICKS) (ROARS) (DEVICE CLICKS) (ROARS) Sweet Jesus! We are headed straight for it! Come about. Ellen, come about! (DEVICE HUMS THEN CLICKS) (ROARS) We are gonna hit it! Smile, you son of a bitch! (GUNSHOT) Michael! Come over here. Michael! It's all right. I'm OK. Over here! Jake! Michael, have you got a minute? It's Jake! Son of a bitch! Jesus, Jake. What took you so damn long, man? What the hell are you doing alive? I told ya Uncle Jake's equipment don't crap out. You're not gonna do something stupid like die on me, are you? No, man. I am way too mean for that. So from now on we are gonna study snails, eh? Yeah. I want you all to come to Amity this summer. We'll be there. Make sure they come. I will. Get in, Ellen Brody, you'll miss your plane. Goodbye, Grandma! Be careful. See ya. Take good care of Jake. I will. Are you gonna be OK? Yeah. OK. When I come back remind me to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi. There they were, 100 nuns playing guitars