* Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2019 (OMINOUS MUSIC) REPORTER ON TV: Good evening. This is Sander Vanocur, and this is the GNT World News. After seven months of fighting, the Civil War in Shadaloo may have reached the turning point ` the capital has fallen. (REPORTERS SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES) This is Chun-Li Zang with GNT News. AN forces are consolidating their hold on Shadaloo City today, after a night of skirmishing that secured this key Southeast Asian port. But soldiers aren't celebrating just yet. They know that defeating the ragtag city militia is one thing ` defeating the heavily-armed forces of General M Bison is quite another. TV: The Allied Nation forces know that they are dealing with a power-mad dictator. A dictator whose drug money has equipped his army with hi-tech weaponry ` which some intelligence experts fear is equal to anything in the industrialised world. It's been only 24 hours since this dangerous and unpredictable warlord seized 63 Allied Nations relief workers from a village north of here. This self-styled General's ransom demand, an astonishing $20 billion! Meanwhile, the location of the 63 hostages remains unknown. Of the 15 Allied Nations troops assigned to guard the missing relief workers, 12 are confirmed dead, and three are missing. Their whereabouts, also unknown. COMPUTER: Hostage pit closing. You came from across the world to fight me, soldier. COMPUTER: Stand clear. Now is your chance. TV: ..relief workers kidnapped 24 hours ago... Argh! (CRACK!) Pathetic! I think I see the AN Commander arriving now. I'm going to try to talk to him. Yes! Your turn now. Arrggghhh! (CRACK!) Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, Chun-li Zang, GNT News. May we speak to you, sir, please? No. But don't you wanna to speak to the world audience? No, but I do want to talk to someone. That bastard, Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this. Hurrggh! (LAUGHS) (STRUGGLES) What are you doing?! Dee Jay, break in. NOW! You want me on TV. I'm on TV now. Leave it. (SATELLITE BEEPS) (SCREEN BEEPS) What the hell? Balrog! Balrog, d'you believe this?!" Believe this, Honda? Man, I'm shooting it. (BEEPS) Colonel Guile! Greeting! He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat. Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect? Warrior? You?! How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned? Urgh! You will choke on those words, Guile. Any time, dickhead. We'll go worldwide ` just like now. General, they're tracing this. You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. (TIMER BEEPS) If my $20 billion are not delivered by then... ..the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible. Victory! ALL CHANT: Bison! Bison! You hostages, if you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy. We're coming! We're coming! ALL CHANT: Bison! Bison! Hang on. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Carlos Blanka. Charlie. So you are Guile's friend. Take him to the laboratory. COMPUTER: Attention, all personnel. Until zero hour, all off-duty personnel must be in full kit with loaded sidearms until further notice. We couldn't trace it. He broke off too soon. Y'know what? For a minute, you were almost useful. MAN: Attention, motor pool. APCs will be battle-ready by ten. He doesn't like women, does he? Oh, no. No, he doesn't like journalists. I assure you it's an equal opportunity dislike. # Let's get ready to rumble! Argh! (CHEERING) # Streetfighter! # Let's get ready to rumble! (CROWD CHEERS) (ELECTRIC SHOCKS) Arggghh! OK, we're off the street. Y'feel safe yet? Urghh! (CHEERING) Yeah, real safe(!) Hey, this way. (CHEERING) CROWD CHANTS: Vega! Vega! Vega! In here. Good evening, gentlemen. Good evening, Sagat. Quite a party. Didn't anyone tell you there's a curfew? In Shadaloo City, no one tells me anything. TANNOY: There is a 7pm curfew in Shadaloo City. Violators will be shot on sight. May I offer you a drink? Or anything else? (CLEARS THROAT) Let's skip the Miss Manners and get down to business. D'you have the $100,000? Do you have the weapons? They're hidden. When we get outside with our money, we'll call you on this and tell you where your guns are. Do we have a deal, or not? You need this, Sagat. Oh, no, I already know that the weapons are on the pier, behind the Mount Prazer Brewery. In fact, my men have already unloaded the truck and brought the weapons here. What's the matter, gentlemen? Surely, you're not afraid of your own weapons?! (TENSE MUSIC) (SHOUTS COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (SHOUTS AGAIN) (SHOUTS COMMAND) (POP!) (RAUCOUS LAUGH) (WOMEN LAUGH) Toys! I like my games live! And in living colour! (GRUNTING) Urgh! (SMASH!) (SMASH!) (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) (POP!) Urgh! (BOTH YELL) (SMASH/YELLING) Interesting. You aren't all talk, after all. (FLUTE MUSIC) (HISSES) Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today? The same ` warped, corrupted. My science, twisted to serve perversion instead of peace. Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up. Hmm? Now, let's have a look at the patient. (BEEPS/ELECTRICAL PULSES) Excellent. He'll do very nicely. You have a perfect soldier. You mean, a perfect killer. Let's not quibble over a definition. (YELLS) Is that a reaction to the programming? What's he receiving? (BLANKA GRUNTS/GROANS) See for yourself. (SCREAMING) Merely educational software. Why does he find it disturbing? Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic. Ughh! (GROANS) You take risks, Dr. Arggghh! Do not presume so much on my good nature. Arghh! When his brain has become a killing machine, my loyal scientists will start on his body. (MACHINES BEEP/BLANKA YELLS) (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) (BIZET'S 'HABANERA') The next fight! The challenger! Ryu! The defender ` my champion ` Vega! (CHEERING) All bets start... ..one hundred dollar... ..American! (SHOUTING/CHEERING) (BELL RINGS) Sorry I talked you into all this. I'm sorry I listened. (CHEERING) AUDIENCE CHANTS: VEGA! VEGA! (BIZET'S 'HABANERA' CONTINUES) Popular guy. The greatest cage fighter since Iron Fist. Oh yeah, what happened to him? He retired and became me. CHANTING: VEGA! VEGA! VEGA! (SCREAMING/CHEERS) Vega! Vega, over here! Vega! Vega! CHANT: VEGA! VEGA! (CHEERING) Oh yeah! - (RIP!) - (CHEERING) (CHEERING) (BELL RINGS) CROWD CHANTS: No weapons! No weapons! Why you making me watch this? Research. You fight next. (CROWD COUNTS DOWN) (BUZZER) (CRASH!) (SCREAMING/SHOUTING) You're all under arrest. * TANNOY: G-o-o-o-o-d morning, Shadaloo! The staff meeting is now in session. New business? Colonel, my commando team is at full readiness. But we need to know if the assault will be by land, sea or air. I knew that was coming. Cammy? We were able to get Bison to break radio silence ` unfortunately not long enough to pinpoint the signal. At this point all we say for certain is his base is hidden somewhere here ` the river delta region. (YELLS) (THUDS) (GUNS COCK) (THUD/SMASH) Any other new business? (SIGHS) Sir! Look. Shadaloo Tong. TANNOY: Attention. There will be a series of mandatory inoculations for all prisoners, commencing at 1400 hours. Delousing will follow immediately. That is all. You'd think they were afraid of us. Not us. This could be the break we need. If Sagat runs guns to Bison, then he's got to know where Bison is hiding. All we have to do is to infiltrate someone into his gang. # Let's get ready to rumble Let's get ready to rumble # Let's get ready to rumble Let's get ready to rumble # Let's get ready to rumble # Excuse me, sir, but Sagat didn't get to the top of the Asian underworld by taking risks. (CHEERING) He's not the type of guy who makes new friends. (GRUNTING) (WHISTLE) T Hawk, who are those two men? Ken Masters... and Ryu Hoshi. Couple of low-rent operators. We took 'em in in last night's sweep. Argghhh! (WHISTLE) (SHOUTING) (WHISTLES) Let's go! Get them patched up, and bring them to me. Yes, sir. Get off me! If Sagat won't trust new friends, maybe he'll trust some new enemies. Let's go. (NERVOUS YELLS) COMPUTER: Subject's muscle mass increased by 49%. (BLANKA YELLS HYSTERICALLY) (YELLING CONTINUES) (EERIE MUSIC) COMPUTER: Subject's muscle mass increased by 50%. TANNOY: Attention, all medical personnel. Refugees incoming on Dock 3. Refugees incoming on Dock 3. (BABIES CRY) Dr Howard, report to Refugee Infirmary at once. (CHATTER/CHILDREN CRY) Here. Come on. These people here have a chance. Those hostages Bison is holding have less than that. What is this, a guilt trip? Call it a wake-up call, gentlemen. (BABIES CRY) Manila, Hong Kong, Shadaloo. You try to justify your con games by telling yourselves you've been stealing from criminals. (HUBBUB OF INFIRMARY) Now, are you the same as Sagat and Bison? Or am I right, and you're different? (PATIENTS' MOANS) We're different. Can we please leave? The only way you two are leaving is over my dead body. TANNOY: Say, anybody out there know what to do if a Bison trooper throws a hand grenade right in your face, huh? You pick it up, pull, and throw it back at him. Alright, load 'em up! Move 'em out! I'm tired of being a warden! (WHISTLE) Take them to the harbour. The Navy has a brig waiting for them. MEN: Yes, sir. Bon voyage, Sagat. Enjoy the sea air. This isn't over, Guile. I own this city! Well, I'm the repo man, and you're out of business. (WHISTLE) C'mon, let's move another truck up here. You just had to come to this country, didn't ya?! Why did I listen to you?! You can't think. You can't fight. You can't even` You know what I think? I'm sick of your crap! (WHISTLE) Break it up! You son of a bitch, get in the truck! Get in the truck! C'mon! Alright, next batch. Cell Block D, line up for the next truck. Come on. Let's move another truck. HUSHED: Ryu, Ken. Throw us the keys. Go to hell. Forget our past. I can help you escape the city. (SIGHS) (TRUCK ENGINE STARTS) (GRUNTING) Arrggghh! Let's go! Go! Go! (SHOUTING) Go! Go! (SHOUTING) (GUNFIRE) Argh! (CRASH!) Huh! DON'T! You'll hit the colonel! Urrgghh! Arrgghh! (THUD!) (TYRES SCREECH) (TYRES SCREECH) (BEEPS) (CRASH!) (SHOUTING) (MACHINEGUN FIRE) (CHEERING) (CAMERA CLICKS) MEDICS! MEDICS!! (CHATTER) The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in. TV: Dateline, Shadaloo City, Shadaloo, Southeast Asia. The world is in shock at the news that Colonel William F Guile has been killed. It happened just 30 minutes ago, during a jailbreak by Viktor Sagat, the gun runner who was the principal arms supplier for renegade, General M Bison. It was hoped that the Allied Nations forces would restore order here, but after today's tragedy, nothing is certain ` except that Bison's mad threats will continue, and that the new AN Commander's first order of business is to bury Colonel Guile. For GNT, this is Chun-Li Zang. That's great news, General. Congratulations! On the contrary, I mourn. OK. I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield. One gentleman warrior to another. In respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah! The road not taken. But why?! Why do they still call me a warlord? And "mad"?! All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil... ..but for good! Carlos Blanka will be the first of many. They shall march out of my laboratory, and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation ` until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign... ..in the world. And all humanity... ..shall bow to me... ..in humble gratitude. (MARTIAL MUSIC BUILDS) EMOTIONAL: That was beautiful. * TANNOY: Curfew violators will be arrested. Anyone resisting arrest will be shot. Clear the press. Yes, sir. A wireless mike. On the coastal highway, heading north. (CRACKLING) Damn, we got interference! No, that's not interference. It's too steady. What's the problem? We're not the only ones who put a homing device on that truck. Well, let's analyse this other signal. (DISTORTED BEEPS) Whoa! Looks like that other signal is aimed right back here ` AN Headquarters. Here?! That doesn't make any sense. Mm-mm. Mmm. (KNOCK ON DOOR) Your five minutes are up. Move out. Honda. We gotta go, bro. Excuse me, buddy. Heyyy, man! (RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) You two follow our signal. I'll catch up with you at the Thieves' Market. I'll find out who's playing games with us. Watch your back, Li. I didn't know you cared! We don't. You're the only one who can sign our expense accounts! It's clear. Go! I want a shot of that truck. Is this valid? I'm checking the roster. They are good for another week. They can go. (SNEAKY MUSIC) (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) It's about time! (DOOR CLOSES) (BEEPS) (BEEPS QUICKEN) (BEEPS, QUICKER STILL) (BEEPS CONTINUE TO QUICKEN) (COMPUTER BEEPS) Hm, another homing device. Agh! If I didn't give you an interview when I was alive, no way I'm gonna do it when I'm dead! Of course! Those two young men who led the prison break and "killed" you! They're working for you, aren't they? Are you asking as a reporter, or... as something else? (HURRIED FOOTSTEPS) Sergeant, take Ms Zang into custody. No, wait. Wait. Wait, please. You're right. I'm not here just to cover the news. I don't want a story about Bison. I want his head! Now, it's taken me 20 years to get this far! You can't lock me up ` not when I'm this close. Take her away. Yes, sir. No...! I knew you wouldn't understand. I understand better than you know. This war is not about your personal vendetta. It's about mine. Darling, basic black's not really you. Prison grey, perhaps? (CHUCKLES) Hey! Stop! Come back here! Where d'ya think you're going?! Stop! (SMASH!) Hey, stop! STOP! You don't have a chance! Guards! What a screw-up! (GUARDS' WHISTLES) What a woman! Cruise missile! All original equipment! You add your own warhead! Armoured personnel carriers, surplus from Iraqi Army. Five speeds ` two forward, three reverse. (CAMEL HONKS) 1972 turbo-fire chopper ` like new! Only used once to evacuate American Embassy in Saigon! Go ahead. Kick the tyre. TANNOY: Welcome, warlords of Shadaloo. General Bison invites you to share his food, drink and entertainment. (WHISTLING/APPLAUSE) (CROWD GASPS) (CHEERING) Ugh. No, no, no. (AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT) YAYYYY! No! (SMASH!) (CHEERS) She likes me. Aieeeagghh! How 'bout our explosive finale? Not yet. We have a problem. (CHEERS) Ahhhhhh... Now! To business. (CHUCKLES) This place makes Detroit look like Disneyland. The only question is, whose lowlifes are gonna kill us first ` Sagat's or Bison's? Guile was right. You've forgotten everything our sensei talked about ` trust, honour... Whatever you think, we're in this until we get that homing device to Bison's fortress. Ken? (CROWD CHATTERS) (GIGGLES) Mmm, you got another one of those masks for me, darling? (SMACK!) I am pleased with your goods, Sagat. Now, as for payment, why settle for mere money? After I defeat the AN, what if I were to share the country with you? When the war is over, we'll see how much of the country is left. Meanwhile... ..let's see the colour of your money. (CROWD'S CHATTER/CHEERING) Hurrgggghh! Huh! ENOUGH! Is this a joke?! This "money" isn't worth the paper it's printed on! On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set once I've kidnapped their Queen. We know you're working for Colonel Guile. You may not believe me, but we're your friends. I must have been insane to think I could do business with you, Bison! You raving lunatic! (CROWD GASPS/MUSIC STOPS) I know you. You're Edmund Honda, the sumo from Hawaii. You almost made Yokozuna. Until the Shadaloo Tong destroyed my reputation. They did the same thing to me and my boxing career. Don't tell me, figure skating. All you need to know is that the weapons, ammunitions Bison and Sagat deal in are gonna blow them straight to hell. (GUNS CLICK) This conclave is over! You will die for this insult, Sagat. You've got ten minutes. Well, that was special (!) C'mon, we got work to do. It's showtime. (NERVOUS SHOUTS) She said this place'll blow in 10 minutes. Things can't get worse. (GUNS CLICK) Uhhh, I was wrong. It got worse. Ken, back me up. General, it's a party. Sagat, loosen up. (CHOKES) Are you with me, or against me?! Is that multiple choice?! You dare to interfere? Yeah... Ugh, because... Cos there are enemy spies everywhere among us, General. Show me these spies. This is Chun-Li Zang, and this may be my final broadcast, but if it is, I and my comrades... There. There they are! ..we have not died in vain. But we will have ended the tyranny of the two warlords who have brought so much death and destruction to this part of the world. Bison! Sagat! All your weapons of death are going to be blown sky high! (BEEPS) Happy landing! (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) (SHOUTING/SCREAMING) Quick! Change the channel! Evacuate at once! (SHOUTING) (SCREAMS) Search the camp! Find Chun-Li! * (HIGH-PITCHED BEEPS) The technology of East and West. While their governments scorned me, the corporations adored me! Zangief, see that Ken and Ryu are given clean clothing. For it was they who first warned us of Chun-Li's treachery. They are our honoured guests. Sagat, Vega, you're welcome to stay here. I think you will find the coming events most, uh, educational. General, what about them? Take these two to the interrogation room. (FOREIGN LANGUAGE) They will talk. Or they will die. Ugh! Preferably both. Take the, uh, "journalist" to my chambers. We have decided to grant her a... .."private interview." Hrrmmmm! Get off me, man! Take it easy, pal! Let's go! Ken, Ryu, come with me. We take care of you. This way. COMPUTER: Attention, combat testing for all troopers will continue to be at random. You're gonna dehydrate yourself. Targets and ammunition will be live. This sucks! Those guys are good guys. Like us. Lately, I don't feel very good. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (TIMER BEEPS) (SUBDUED CHATTER/COUGHING) An attack from the air is impossible. (AUDIENCE GROANS) The only chance is an assault with a small amphibious force. Here. The main force will come from the north, while a single vessel equipped with the latest AN Stealth technology will come up this channel, and destruct his defences from the east. Colonel? Yes? A single boat against everything he's got? The pilot would have to be out of his mind. Luckily, Bison has driven me crazy. So I'm gonna do it. Synchronise your watches. 0500. Cast off at 0600. - This is it. - (CHATTER) (MICE SQUEAK) Let me show you how we treat foreigners in Shadaloo. (CRACK!) (CRACK!) (CRACK!) (CRACK!) (GIGGLES) You are next, Yankee! Maybe you oughta lie down first. Yeah. Uggghhh! (COUGHS) (MACHINE BUZZES/BEEPS) And take a bath! Phew! (SIGH OF RELIEF) Oh, man! Oh, God! How did you keep from crying out? I'm sumo, brother. My body can be in one place, my mind, another. Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back pizza! Honda, gimme your hand. We've only been in jail two hours. Maybe next month. Gimme your hand, fool! Ready? Go. (BOTH STRAIN) Now you look like Bison troopers. Hm. This is where we train ` in our glorious struggle against the Allied Nations' tyranny. How ya doin'? Hey, lookin' great! Nice gun! Great uniform. Long live Bison. Yep. Bison. I see you later. In the commissary, huh? Get a good look at that video map? Just got the left half. Good, I got the right. (MILITARY MUSIC) Troops! Fall in! Attention! I'll handle this. As you were, Colonel. What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. You're just in time for the kickoff. I'm afraid not, Colonel. The Security Council has just voted. They decided to negotiate. You're joking? We think we can deal with General Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him, request an extension of his deadline. We're prepared to pay the ransom demand. $20 billion? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month, and asking for 50 billion, 100 billion?! Colonel, have you lost your mind? No. You've lost your balls. Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops, then consider yourself relieved of your command. (DRUMROLL) Troopers! I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison'll is getting paid off for his crimes. And our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it. Now, who wants to go home, and who wants to GO WITH ME? ALL: YEAH! (CHEERING) (SHOUTING) Come on, come on! Let's go! Yeah! (EXCITED SHOUTING) Colonel Guile. Colonel Guile! Get out of the way! (SOLDIERS SHOUT COMMANDS) Let's go! Move it! Move it! Let's go. Move! Move! C'mon! COLONEL GUILE! (GROANS) Colonel Guile, these instructions... (WATER LAPS) Stop them. Please. (SHOUTING) Hey, I would love to, but some moron just canned me. (CHUCKLES/ENGINES REV) (BOLD MUSIC) Ohhh! It was 20 years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to General yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Hmph! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food, weapons,... (CHUCKLES) ..slave labour. (SNAP!) My father was the village magistrate. A simple man, with a simple code ` justice. He gathered the few people he could to stand against you. (CHUCKLES) You and your bullies were driven back ` by farmers with pitchforks! (CHUCKLES) My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces! I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it. You don't remember?! For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me? It was Tuesday. * COMPUTER: Attention, all troopers. Weapon inspections will continue to be at random until further notice. (CHUCKLES) If your weapons are not at full battle-readiness, penalties will be severe. Hurgh! Urrrggghhh! Urgh! Those guys will be happy to see us. Yeah. (BOTH STRAIN) Well, if it isn't our little buddies who double-crossed us! (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) What did he say?! - "Hail, Bison" ` these guys are fanatics. - (GROANING) STRAINED: We're on the same side! I think he said he could meet us outside! Arrggh! What I said was,... (CLANK!) ...we're on the same side! Urgh! I spent the past 10 years working in the media world. Using it to gather intelligence on you. (BEEP) (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) (CHUCKLES) I found partners who hated you and your friends as much as I did. (BEEP) But, most importantly, I studied the martial arts of three continents so that one day, I could meet you... ..avenge my father... (CHUCKLES) and end your reign of terror myself. (FRETFUL MUSIC) (CHUCKLES) I don't think so! You see, no one has ever seen you in combat. You always hid behind your sumo and your boxer. Why, since you entered this country, you never even threw a single punch! No, my dear... ..I know women, and you... ..are harmless. That's exactly what I wanted you to think. (SNAP!) Ya-hi! (SMASH!) Yaaaaa! (GRAVE MUSIC) Li! Hey, Li! Li! We're coming, Li! Yaaaa! LI! NO! Li, lemme at him! (HISSING) Son of a... It's gas! Oh, no! We gotta get outta here! C'mon! (ALL COUGH) I had him! Ugh! (GAS HISSES) Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ugh! (SMASH) (EVIL LAUGH) (BOLD MUSIC) Attention, all boats. Stand by at attack Vectra Alpha. I'll take out the enemy radar. Captain Sawada, I'm counting on you. We'll be there, Colonel. Just save some for us. Formation attack! (INDISTINCT SPEECH) # Some people choose To find the truth # Some things are worth fighting for # (SINGS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) # (LAUGHS) What's wrong?! (LAUGHS) COMPUTER: Subject's muscle mass increased by 71%. (BEEPS/CLANKING) (HORN SOUNDS) (GROWLS) (BLANKA YELLS) Subject's muscle mass increased by 72%. (GROWLS) (YELLS) (GROWLS) (YELLS) Subject's muscle mass increased by 73 pe` (FRANTIC GROANS) (GRUNTS GROANS CONTINUE) (MACHINES WIND DOWN) (GROWLS) (STATIC) (WEDDING BELLS) (DOLPHIN NOISES) I have a dream that one day... (BABY GURGLES) (BIRDS TWITTER) (BABY COOS/CHILDREN GIGGLE) (TENSE MUSIC) COMPUTER: Attention. Uniforms and sidearms will be issued to the Shadaloo Tong by 1800 hours. Move it, fat boy! C'mon! Move it, cutie. Don't try anything. I told you we couldn't trust them. Vega, be civil! They worked so hard to get here. Let them enjoy their ringside seats. You know, it's interesting. Had you worked together, instead of against each other, you might have been successful. Colonel, we're approaching Bison's outer radar perimeter. Prepare for Stealth mode. Online. System's ready. Armed. Three, two, one. - Now! - (BEEPS) (ENGINE RACES) Enemy radar position coming up, sir. And it's going down. (TENSE MUSIC) (MACHINEGUN FIRE) (RADAR BEEPS) General! Something very strange on the river. Two of our radar stations just went down. Go to visual. COMPUTER: System alert. Radar Stations Two and Three are offline. Confirm and rectify. (MACHINEGUN FIRE) Radar stations are off-line. Activate sonar detectors, and filter all inputs. (BEEPS) Colonel, someone's picked us up. Stealth mode detected. They're jamming us! System failure! Stealth mode compromised, sir. We're busted. They know we're coming. "(CRACKLES)" COMPUTER: Alert! Alert! Aha! Intruder craft detected adjacent to Radar Station 7. Prepare for attack mode. Intruder at Radar Station 7. (SIREN) Yellow alert. Off-duty personnel report at once to shift commanders. Repeat, yellow alert. (BEEP) (CLANGING, WHIRRING) Perimeter guns, fire! (BEEP) (GUNFIRE) TV: This is General Bison. Our defences are locked on to you. Identify yourself. This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue. And it's mine. Guile?! Alive?! OF COURSE! His death was designed to ingratiate his spies with you. I guess you didn't see that, did you? (SCOFFS) This time, Colonel, you die for real! (SHRILL BEEPS) (MACHINES WHIRR) (OMINOUS MUSIC) COMPUTER: Attention. Attention. Stand clear. Stand clear. (BEEPS/WHIRRS) And now, Miss... ..Zang! You will witness first-hand the power that you spurned! (TENSE MUSIC) Minefield ahead! They have proximity sensors! Oh, great (!) (BEEPS) (BEEPS) Colonel, they have a radar lock! 30 seconds, we're gonna be swimming. In that case, let's get an early start. (EXPLOSIONS) (BEEPS) (BOOM!) (LAUGHS) (MASSIVE EXPLOSION) Game over! COMPUTER: Intruder destroyed. Intruder destroyed. * COMPUTER: Stand down from yellow alert. Repair crews to Radar Stations 1, through 6. Estimated time to repair... Hey! What are you doing?! Nothing. I have a dream... Nothing, eh? Agh! (CRASH!) Security, this is... Urgh! (CLANK!) (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) Arrrggghhh! (GROWLS) Argh! (SIZZLES) Ugghh! Agh! (BUZZES) (GRUNTS) Urrrggghhh! Arrggghhh! So you think you're smart, eh? Ohhh! Let's see how smart you are when you're not breathing! Arrggghh! (GROANS) (BEEPING) (MACHINES WHIRR) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GRUNTS) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (GROWLS) Arrggghhh! (GASPS) (GASPS) (FEROCIOUS GROWL) Arrggghhh! (SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROWL) (SHOUTS) (ELEPHANT TRUMPETS) (LAUGHTER) (SHOUTING) Cross kick! Hurrrrgghh! C'mon! Yes, yes, Madam Secretary, I gave him the orders. The man's impossible. No...! No, no. I stopped him from taking all the soldiers. The rest of the army's back at the base. (CAT MIAOWS, FLIES BUZZ) (JUNGLE BIRDSONG) T Hawk, what's with the headband? It's Cherokee. I wear it for good luck in battle. You should have brought three of them. (CAUTIOUS MUSIC) (WHACK!) Ugh! Agh! (DISCORDANT MUSIC) Colonel! Are you alright? Yeah. I'm OK. Is the rope secure? Almost. Four years of ROTC for this shit! (STRAINS) TV: It is now only moments from the deadline set by General M Bison for the delivery of the $20 billion ransom he has demanded for the hostages. Reports from Shadaloo itself are unclear. And GNT correspondent Chun-Li Zang has been reported missing, along with her news crew. (TIMER BEEPS) We are hopeful for a peaceful solution to this crisis, and we appeal to General Bison, in the name of humanity. For GMT, this is Sander Vanocur. Dee Jay, has the AN deposited the 20 billion in my Swiss bank? (KEYS CLACK, BEEPING) (BEEPS) (MONOTONE BEEP) Hell, no, General! Argh! (STRAINS) Sir! We've set electronic and visual markers! ETA landing zone 12 minutes! Roger, Lieutenant, I'll be ready. SOFTLY: If I'm alive. Open the hostage chamber. (BUZZING) COMPUTER: Hostage pit open. Stand clear. Stand clear. Hostage pit open. Ugh. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (BUBBLES BABBLE) Arrggghhh! (GROWLS) (NERVOUS GASP) Charlie! It's me! (CHOKES) I'm your friend, William. (GRUNTS) William! Friend? Friend! William! (GRUNTS WORDS) What have they done to you? Charlie? Me! Me... What have they done to me?! Help me! Help me. I'll help you. Help me! (DISTRESSED GRUNTS) - (OBJECT CLATTERS) - I'll help you. And then, I'll make them pay. (TERRIFIED GRUNT) No! You have no right. The world thought very little of you, my dear guests. Too little to pay the pittance I asked for. Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt! Move out! Your masters at the AN call me a wild beast. So be it. You do not deserve the martial dignity of a firing squad. No! You shall be killed by a wild beast. (HYSTERICAL CHATTER) A beast BORN of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber! It was Bison's scientists who warped his body. I did what I could to preserve his mind, to keep him human. You call this human? His mind retains the capacity for good. Yes, and for evil as well. Will you kill him because he has difficulty understanding the difference? (ELECTRONIC DOOR OPENS) COMPUTER: Stand clear. Incubation chamber rising to Command Room level. The signal! The real monster's upstairs. He expects to see his creation. Stand clear. Incubation chamber rising to... Behold! The face of your destruction. And of my victory. (BEEPS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Yaaaaaaaagggghhhh! Yesss! Shoot the hostages! (SCREAMING) COMPUTER: Hostage pit closing. Stand clear. Stand clear. Hurrggghh! "Fat boy" this! Go! (GUNFIRE) Arrrgggghhh! (DONG!) - (SHOUTING) - (GUN CLICKS) (GUNFIRE) Urggghhh! (SIREN) COMPUTER: Red alert. Red alert. All personnel report to battle stations. Battle stations. Report to battle stations at once. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Fire! (GUNFIRE) (GUNFIRE) Heeee-yah! Hurrgggghhh! Urrrgghh! Huh! You wouldn't happen to have our passports handy, would you, Colonel? Get the hostages free. And I'll get you two first-class tickets home, OK? GO! GO, COWARDS! Urrggghhh! (GROWLS) Ah-sa! (GROWLS) (GROWLS) Heeeee-arrrggghh! (THUD!) - Come on. Go! - (EXPLOSION) (GUNFIRE) All that's left... is revenge. YAH! (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Arrggghh! Find Ken and Ryu, and get the hostages OUT! Heyyy! Goodbye! We'll do what we can. OK. Go. COMPUTER: Attention, all troopers. Remember that maintaining your health plan benefits is your responsibility. Mainframe link severed. Where is Blanka?! I don't know, General. Everything's crashin! (GROWLS) He's fighting my men! The cerebral programming. Quick! Patch it in here! NO! (SMASH!) (BOLD MUSIC) (SHOUTING) Arrggghhh! Now, now, move it! Let's rock 'n' roll! Watch your step! (SHOUTING) Then defeat is a possibility. Very well, we shall face it together, Dee Jay. (BULLET PINGS/MAN SCREAMS) With the stoicism of the true warrior. COMPUTER: Battle systems are compromised. Estimated repair time, 18 months. Sayonara, buddy! Come on. Let's go. Where you going, man?! What are you ` nuts?! Ryu, Guile put a gun to our head. We did our part. The real soldiers are here, and we're gone! What's wrong with you, man? There's people fighting upstairs, dying upstairs! Yeah, and they get paid for it! We don't. Now, are you coming with me or not? Maybe before this place blows up we can find something worthwhile! No, thanks. I already found something worthwhile. I don't understand! I know you don't. * STOP! STOP! (SHOUTING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Haaaahhhhhh! (THUD) (HONDA GROWLS) (SOLDIERS SHOUT) Hyaaarrrggghhh! (SHOUTING/GUNS CLICK) (CHUCKLES) Sir, we're pushing back the enemy, but there's skirmishes on every level! Still no sign of Bison. (GUN CLICKS) He's probably hiding! (OMINOUS MUSIC) Hiding?! What do I have to fear from you?! Worker ants, scurrying about with their pitiful weapons, afraid of the purity of unarmed combat! Come out from behind the curtain, wizard. Let's see how pure your combat really is. Come on! Sir, no! That's exactly what he wants! No, T Hawk, that's what we both want. Am I right, Bison? Are you man enough to fight with me? Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed. Colonel, you can't! Oh, yes, I can. Just take the hostages out. If I'm not topside in 15 minutes, evacuate without me. Both of you. That's an order. MOVE OUT! Right, men, move out! Troopers out! Throw the enemy into the sea. Leave us! You have made me a happy man. Next, I'll make you a dead one. Yaaaggghhh! Ugh! Urrrgghhh! (SPEAKS JAPANESE) (GROWLING) (MENACING MUSIC) (CHOKES) You'll have to do better than that. OK! (DONG!) That's for Charlie! That's for his soldiers. (DONG! DONG!) Argh! Arrggghhh! Urgh! C'mon! YAH! The hostages ` where are they?! Ohhhh! (CRASH!) Ugh! Now, then, where are those hostages?! Argh! (GROWLS) YAH! Urrggghhh! (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) (GROANS) (AGONISED GROAN) (RELIEVED PANTS) (ELECTRICITY CONTINUES TO CRACKLE) (DISTANT GUNFIRE) CQ, this is Guile. Cammy here. Colonel, are you alright? I'm OK. I'm just half dead. And Bison? All dead. What's the situation? Fighting in every corridor, sir. What about our reserves? Have they arrived yet? Sawada's reinforcements are still hitting the beach head. They have their hands full with the enemy outside of the fortress. I'm afraid it could still go either way. Well, it's gonna go our way. Have our troops on the upper levels fall back and turn on the enemy. We'll trap the forces outside between both of our columns. Will do it, Colonel. But we still haven't found the hostages yet. I've got some volunteers on it. Maybe they'll be... able... to... help. Ugghhh! Colonel, I didn't read the last part. Colonel. are you there?! (DISTANT SIREN/GUNFIRE) Ahhh, yes! Ahhh. My momma didn't raise no fool, baby! Ohhh, man! I should have stayed at Microsoft! COMPUTER: All personnel report to battle stations. Battle stations. Report to battle stations at once. There's gotta be something. Ahhhh! OK! Where's the old front door? (BEEPS) (GUNFIRE) Ryu! Where're you going?! RYU! Hang a U-ey, amigo! You're walking into a trap! RYU! Get outta there! RYU! Vega! Where were we? Huhhh! You were losing. The weapon, Bison ` what happened to the purity of unarmed combat? This is merely superconductor electromagnetism! Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. (GROANS) And it levitates... ..me. (WHOOSHING SOUND) (MENACING MUSIC) Arrggghhh! Urrgghh! Ugh! Ugh! Urrgghhh! Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a God. Urrgghh! (GRUNTS) (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) Huh! Ken! (BOTH YELL) HARRRRRGGGGGGHHH! (EVIL LAUGH) Hyyyyyaghhh! (BOTH GRUNT/YELL) Urrgghhh! WHISPERS: Die! (BOTH STRAIN) Argh! Argggghhh! (GRUNTS) Hurgghhh! Arrgghhhh! Ugh! YAGGGHHH! Arrggghhh! YAGGGHHH! (BOTH GRUNT AND GROAN) (WHIMPERS) Here you go, Sagat. I owe ya. If I hadn't met you, I might have become you. * Arrgghhh! (GROANS) You still refuse to ACCEPT my godhood? Keep your own god! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him. For I beheld Satan as he fell from Heaven! Like LIGHTNING! Arrgghhh! Arrggghhhh! Arrgghhhh! (SMASH!) Bison! You're off the air! (CRACKLE) COMPUTER: Warning! Warning! Energy field unstable. This'll take one minute. Excuse me. - (SMASH!) - (ALL GASP) Maybe less? (CONFUSED CHATTER) A rescue team will take you to safety! Head up the stairs. Please hurry! Which way?! Hagggghhhhh! (GROWLS) Keep going! This way! Hurry! Come on! Honda! C'MON! Hurry! (GRUNTING) Sorry, man, can't play no more. COWARD! COME BACK! DEE JAY! COMPUTER: Superconductor field meltdown. Evacuate. Evacuate. All personnel proceed to main entrance level immediately. Dee Jay! Why you out of uniform?! The enemies of peace and freedom are at our walls! Are you totally demented, man?! Our boss is the enemy of freedom and peace. These people have come from all over the world to stop him! If you're smart, you'll save your own ass. General Bison is a bad guy? (SIGHS) if you know this, then why do you serve him? Because he paid me a friggin' fortune, you moron! You got paid? COMPUTER: Warning, warning. Back-up superconductor compressors failed. Charlie! Charlie! Meltdown will occur in 60 seconds. Evacuate at once. (CRACKLING/HISSING) (CRACKLING) Yeah! Keep moving out towards the daylight! This way! Don't panic. Pigtails?! Look who's talking! Ohhhh! Come on! This way! COMPUTER: Sealing blast doors now. (PROLONGED GRUNT) HEY! THIS WAY! 50 seconds until superconductor field meltdown. Evacuate at once. Yeahhhh! Jamaica, here I come! Here we come. 40 seconds until total meltdown. Come on! Keep going! COMPUTER: Evacuate at once. Charlie! We have to go. This place is gonna go up. I can't go back, my friend, not like this. 30 seconds to meltdown. Charlie! Don't worry, he will not be alone. I must atone for my part in this evil. You said you did nothing. If good men do nothing, that is evil enough. (CLANK/HISS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) 10 seconds. Urggghhh! 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. (REPEATED EXPLOSIONS) (EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE) Where's Guile? (SHOUTING) Hands on your heads now! Weapons down. Weapons down! Right here! Right here! Put them in this pile now! (SHOUTING) C'mon, get going! Get up! Move forward! Guile didn't make it. Heyyy, easy, man! That's me severance pay! SCOFFS: Severance pay! (LOCK BREAKS) (CHATTER) C'mon, I can help you out here. Grazie! Grazie! He was a brave man. A true warrior. EMOTIONALLY: He told us to leave. We did the right thing. Well, it still feels pretty wrong to me. (COUGHING) Guile! Colonel! (LAUGHTER) (UPLIFTING MUSIC) Lieutenant, make a note. I need a vacation! Yes, sir. Uh, tear gas, sir. On the way out. (CHATTER/LAUGHTER/CHEERS) Hey. I guess you've earned your passports back. You can hang on to them. Somebody's gonna have to help put this country back together. Maybe a couple of hustlers can help. Ever think of enlisting? BOTH: No, no, no. - Yeah... - (LAUGHTER) Hmmmm. (MANIC LAUGHTER) Colonel Guile. How about that interview? For my network. Sure. But only if you wear that dress. (LOUD EXPLOSION) (ALL CHEER) RADIO: Goooood morning, Shadaloo! Bonjour, guten tag, not to mention (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY). Now, it's time for the Good Morning, Shadaloo Pop Quiz. Do you know what it says on the bottom of Coke bottles in Bison's army? (IMITATES BUZZER) Answer. It says 'open other end'. # I'm so alone in the crowd # I cried too many tears # Yeah # Just like a child who's lost # I became a prisoner # of my fear # People come, people go # They are hiding in shadows # Hiding in dreams # Moving in, moving out # They are nothing but strangers # Strange as it seems # My heart is so easily down # Again and again # I never know what the reason may be # It just doesn't end # There's a sound in the air # While the time goes on slipping # Slipping away # In the air, it is everywhere # Nowhere, somewhere # So I'm gonna have to say # Why, # tell me why # I don't ever wanna say goodbye? # Hey, how d'ya know in this man's` Uh, pardon me. In this person's international army if you're in a good unit? Well, it's simple. The CO's English, the cook's French, the mechanic's German, the paymaster is Swiss and the cute nurse in the infirmary is Swedish! How d'ya know if you're in a bad unit? Well, the CO's German, the cook's English, the mechanic is Italian, the paymaster is French, and the cute nurse in the infirmary is a Bulgarian named Boris. Well, whatever country slapped those blue pants on your butt, this next one was a hit wherever you're from. # To my feet, yeah # Straight to my feet # Straight to my feet # Straight to my feet The music makes me wanna jump # Straight to my feet # To my feet # Alright, everybody get ready We gotta take this to another level # Get your hands in the air # And we'll count it down # Y'all get ready And be smooth with it # Alright, here we go Three, two, one, sing! # Da da da-da da Da da da-da da # Da da da-da da Da da da-da da # Da da da-da da Da da da-da da # Da da da-da da Hieeeyaaaeeeaahhh # This is the type of funk we kick all the time # Prime to the Hammer, get to the prime # Oh man, I get feelin' it # All night long # Then I hit it # Dancin' up a storm # I swore then the party's on # The party keeps kickin' # till the break of dawn # Party's on the huh? Say what, say what? # We straighten ya out # Straight to my feet # Yeah, sing that, G-man # Straight to my feet # When you feel the beat you've got to move your feet # Dancin' all night long # Straight to my feet (SCATS) # Straight to my feet # Just dip to the beat # Straight to my feet # Just dip to the beat # I'm dipping # Straight to my feet # Dipping, dipping # Straight to my feet Just dip to the beat, yeah # Straight to my feet... # Hey. How many Bison troopers does it take to change a light bulb? (IMITATES BUZZER) 51 ` one to change the bulb, the other 50 to steal it from the 7-11! (LAUGHS) I got a million of them! Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2019 (THE PHARCYDE'S 'PANDEMONIUM') # Catch a vision, view me in the eyes of unequal # High above the plains but still remains equal # Livin on, no matter how fly There is no sequel # I am not a supreme being, freeing people # Cos many minds are zombified That's why they never rest # Fightin' for the light and fightin' holes in their chest # Merely scavengers but no one who'll confess # But in time, they will all undress # Livin in the lost and found, trapped without sound # Dappin' ass a pound means it's way underground # No, calculating cos it's all round # Round like a figure, in old school calligra-phy # So figure that you don't wanna see Far greater than the eye so you can fly Cali # Used to have a tax on teens Now they got a tax on me # But that's if you can find me I'll be trippin with the scene # With the pandemonium # He been causing more calamities to me than Amityville Horror, # Real horror, way mo' wicked than Gomorrah Or Sodom, # I shoulda shot him but I didn't right then # Timmy my man hit it... # DISTORTED COMPUTER VOICE: Solar batteries recharging. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) Solar batteries recharging. (OMINOUS MUSIC) One solar battery online. (MICE SQUEAK) NORMAL COMPUTER VOICE: One solar battery online. (BEEPING) Attempting to activate system. (MACHINES POWERING UP) System activated. (SMASH!) Good morning, General Bison. What is your menu choice for today? (BEEPING) (MENACING MUSIC INTENSIFIES) (BEEPING CONTINUES)