TVNZ Access Services 2012 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2020 MUSIC CONTINUES CLOCK CHIMES (Children chatter) (All talk at once) All right, a triple cream cup for Christopher. A Squelchy Snorter for Otis. A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen! Wonka's got a new one. ALL: What is it? This is called a Scrumdiddlyumptious Bar. Scrumbibilyunctious Bar? How does he do it? Do you ask a fish how it swims? No. Or a bird how it flies? No. Nosiree, you don't. They were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, and you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer. (Sings) # Who can a take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew? # Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two # The candyman # The candyman can # The candyman can cos he mixes it with love # And makes the world taste good # Who can take a rainbow Wrap it in a sigh? # Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry-lemon pie... # ALL: The candyman? The candyman. The candyman can. (Sings) # The candyman can cos he mixes it with love # And makes the world taste good # Willy Wonka makes everything he bakes # Satisfying and delicious # Talk about your childhood wishes # You can even eat the dishes # Who can take tomorrow Dip it in a dream? # Separate the sorrow and collect all the cream # The candyman ALL: # Willy Wonka can # The candyman can # The candyman can cos he mixes it with love # And makes the world taste good # And the world tastes good # cos the candyman thinks it should. # Hi, Mr Jopeck. Come along, Charlie, you're late. It's payday, Mr Jopeck. You're right. There you are. Thanks. Say hello to Grandpa Joe. OK. TRAM BELL RINGS Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a-hunting for fear of little men. You see. Nobody ever goes in. And nobody ever comes out. Charlie's late. He works too hard for a little boy. He should have some time to play. Not enough hours in the day. With you bedridden for 20 years, it takes a lot of work to keep us going. If only his father were alive. As soon as I get my strength back, I'll get out of bed and help him. In all the years you've been saying you were going to get up, I've yet to see you set foot on the floor. Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold. Hi, everybody. Wake up! Wake up! Charlie's home. Grandpa George. Grandma Georgina. Grandma Josephine. Grandpa Joe. Is this your supper, Grandpa? Well, it's yours too. I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough! What are you saying? How about this? Where did you get that? What difference does it make? He got it. It's my first payday. We'll have a real banquet. Mom, here's what's left. You keep it. Except for this. From now on, I'll pay for your tobacco. No one's going to pay for it. I'm giving it up. Come on, Dad. It's only one pipe a day. When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've no right buying tobacco. Go on, Grandpa. Please take it. CLOCK TICKS After my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's and there was a strange man there. I think he was a tinker. He was looking up at the factory. Just before he left, he said nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out. And right he was. Not since the tragic day Willy Wonka locked it. Why'd he lock it? All the other chocolate makers were sending in spies to steal Mr Wonka's secret recipes. Especially Slugworth. That Slugworth was the worst! Mr Wonka shouted, 'I'll be ruined! Close the factory!' That's just what he did. He locked the gates and vanished completely. Then suddenly, about three years later, the most amazing thing happened. The factory started working full blast! More delicious candies came out than ever before. But the gates stayed locked so that no one could steal them. But someone must help Mr Wonka work the factory. Thousands must be helping. Who? Who are they? That's the biggest mystery of them all. Charlie Bucket! Yes, Mr Turkentine? Come and give me a hand. We have here nitric acid, glycerine and a special mixture of my own. Together, it's dangerous ` blows you up. But mixed together properly, what does it make? I don't know. No, only I know. If you knew, you'd be teaching me. Students can't teach teachers ` it's presumptuous and rude. Understand? Yes, sir. Good. Mixed together properly, these ingredients make the finest wart remover in the world. You must pour them in in equal amounts. You take the nitric acid and glycerine. I'll take my own special mixture. You ready? Good lad. Pour! BANG Did we do it wrong? No, this is for very big warts. BOY: I'll be first! What's going on out there? You, Winkelmann. Come here! What's happening? Willy Wonka's opening his factory. Are you sure? He's giving chocolate away. Class dismissed. It's only for five people. Class undismissed. There are five Golden Tickets, and the people who find them win. Where are they? Inside Wonka Bars. You gotta buy Wonka Bars. Class redismissed! BOY: Meet you downstairs! I'm gonna buy the whole store! This announcement has captured the entire world's attention. Hidden among billions of Wonka Bars are five Gold Tickets. Five people will win the most fabulous prize one could wish for ` a lifetime supply of chocolate. Before receiving their prizes, winners will be escorted... They're crazy. Shh! The man's a genius. He'll sell a million bars. Do you think I could find one? I'm counting on you to find all five. One's enough for me. TV: The response is phenomenal. Wonka Bars are being bought mind-bogglingly quickly. Wonka-mania has descended upon the globe. While the world searches, we watch and wait. How long will the spirit of man hold up under the strain? I can't stop myself from believing these dreams. To believe in one's dreams is a manifestation of insanity. You must accept this. I dreamed the archangel told me where to find a Golden Ticket. What did he say? What difference does that make? You said... Shut up! Where's the Ticket? We began with five Golden Tickets like five lucky bolts of lightning, ready to strike. no one knew where or when. Last night we got our answer. While America slept, the first Ticket was found in Dusselheim, Germany. We've waited hours for the story. It's finally ready. Proud we are, for today the world's attention focuses on Dusselheim, a community thrust into prominence by the discovery of a Wonka Golden Ticket. Its finder is a butcher's son. The boy's name? Augustus Gloop. Augustus Gloop, pride of Dusselheim, an example for the WHOLE world! How does it feel to find the first Golden Ticket? Hungry. What else? It'll cost Wonka millions in fudge. Mr Gloop, would you... Mrs Gloop, would you say something? I knew Augustus would find it. Eating's his hobby. We encourage him. He needs the nourishment. Anyway, it's all vitamins. ALL: Happy birthday, Charlie! Happy birthday! Here you are. Thank you. It's terrific! Your grandmas and I knitted it. I did the little tassels. This is from Grandpa George and me. I know what this is. It is! A Wonka! Where's that Golden Ticket? Wouldn't that be fantastic? Don't raise his hopes. Let's see that gold. Stop it, Dad. I've as much chance as anyone. More! Because you want it more. Here goes. I got it. Where? Where? Let's see! Fooled you, didn't I? You thought I had it. Never mind, Charlie. You'll find one. Here, everybody have a bite. No, no. No. VERUCA: I wanted to find the first Golden Ticket! I know. The whole staff is hunting for you. All right, why haven't they found it? Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician. Give me time! What's the matter with those twerps? The entire factory's been looking for days. They haven't shelled peanuts since Monday. They've been shelling chocolate bars all day! Make them work nights! Come along! Work faster or you'll be out on your ears! The first girl that finds a Ticket gets a �1 bonus. CHEERING They're not even trying. They're jealous of me. I can't push them harder. 19,000 bars an hour they're shelling ` 760,000 so far. You promised I'd have the first one, Daddy! You'll be very unpopular if you don't deliver. I hate to see her unhappy. You're a rotten, mean father! You never give me anything! I won't go to school. Veruca, sweetheart. There are only four Tickets left and the whole world's hunting for them. What can I do? I've got it! About time too! I want it. (All cheer) Give me that Ticket. It's mine! I've found a Golden Ticket. (Whispers) Thank God for that! Aye. Happiness and harmony are what count with children. Wash your hands. Wash often. Use soap for 20 seconds. Then dry. Washing kills the virus by bursting its protective bubble. with three years factory warranty as standard. Hey, Aroha, where do you think you'll be three years from now? Now that I'm on telly, probably Hollywood. (CHUCKLES) Whichever of the five continents we're on, the search for Wonka Bars continues. It's the 43rd day in the hunt for Golden Tickets. Everywhere, we're beginning to see signs of anxiety. New shipments are being sent around the globe but not fast enough. People are becoming more desperate. Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been but your time and money have been well spent. We'll witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the law of probability, this machine will tell us the location of the three remaining Golden Tickets. MACHINE WHIRRS It says 'I won't tell. That would be...cheating'. I'm telling the computer that if it gives the answer I'll share with it the Grand Prize. He says, 'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?' I'm telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate. TV: And it can happen right here in America too. The happiest of dreams can come true. Because, folks, here she is, Miss Violet Beauregarde, the finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket number three. Mr Beauregarde is a prominent local politician... Sam Beauregarde here ` Square Deal Sam to you ` with all of today's great give-away bargains. Dad, they don't want YOU. Violet, care to comment? This Golden Ticket's all mine. I'm a gum-chewer normally, but when I heard about these Ticket things, I switched to candy bars instead. Now I'm back on gum. I chew it all day, except at mealtimes Violet! Cool it, Mother! I've been chewing this for three months solid. That's a world record. It's beaten the record held by my best friend, Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel. And was she mad! Hi, Cornelia. How are you, sweetie? Let me just butt in... (Whispers) SHOP BELL RINGS Charlie, what are you doing here? I'll walk you home. It looks like I'll be staying late. Oh, then I'll go. Why don't you stay a minute? Pull up a pile of clothes and sit down. Everything all right at school? Yep. Did you deliver newspapers today? I've just finished. Good. I wanted to tell you something. Oh? They found the third Ticket today. Did they? Yeah. I guess I'll be going now. Is that all? I thought you'd like to know. Most people are interested. I know I'm interested. There are only two Tickets left. Just two. Pretty soon, just one. I wonder who'll be lucky. It won't be me. You can count me out. Charlie. There are a hundred billion people in this world, and only five will find Golden Tickets. Even if you had a sack of money, you probably wouldn't find one. You'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one. But I am different. I want it more than any of them. Charlie, you'll get your chance. One day things will change. When? When will they change? Probably when you least expect it. See you later. (Sings) # You get blue like everyone # But me and Grandpa Joe can make your troubles go away # Blow away! # There they go # Cheer up, Charlie # Give me a smile # What happened to that smile I used to know? # Don't you know your grin has always been my sunshine? # Let that sunshine show # Come on, Charlie # No need to frown # Deep down you know the world is still your toy # When the world gets heavy never pitter-pat 'em # Up and at 'em, boy # Some day, sweet as a song # Charlie's lucky day will come along # Till that day you've gotta stay in strong, Charlie # Up on top is right where you belong # Look up, Charlie # You'll see a star # Just follow it and keep your dream in view # Pretty soon the sky is gonna clear up, Charlie # Cheer up, Charlie, do # Cheer up, Charlie # Just be glad you're you. # GUNFIRE While the rest of the world searches, here in the south-west it's happened. There's only one Golden Ticket left in the world. Because right here in Marble Falls, Arizona, is winner number four. His name is Mr Mike Teevee. Can we turn that off? No! Are you crazy? The world wants to meet you. Shut up! I'm busy. What a great show! I serve his TV dinners right here. He's never been to the table. You like TV? You bet! What about that Ticket? Hold it! You like the killings? That's what life's about. GUN CLICKS Wait till I get a real one ` Colt .45. Pop won't let me have one yet. Not till you're 12, son. (Whispers) Four down and one to go. Some lucky person is moving closer and closer to finding the last of the most sought-after prizes in history. We cannot help but envy him and we might be tempted to be bitter, but remember ` there are many more important things. Can't think what, but there must be something. Now for tomorrow's weather... Why'd you wake me up, Grandpa? Is something wrong? Grandpa! That was tobacco money. I've given it up. Go on ` open it. Let's see that gold. You do it. I can't. Something tells me we're gonna be lucky. I've got a funny feeling... Which end shall I open first? That end. Just a tiny bit. Like this? Now a bit more! You finish it. No, Grandpa, you do it. All right. Here goes. You know... I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible. (All chatter) BELL RINGS (Bangs gavel) Lot 403. I can personally guarantee this is the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars left in the United Kingdom. Shall we start the bidding at �1000? �1500? �2000? I have �2500 here... �4000! �4500! �5000... Your Majesty! Mrs Curtis, his papers don't give us any clues. They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago. What do they want?! They did it for ransom. I'll give them anything. I just want Harold back! PHONE RINGS Go ahead. We're listening. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What did they ask for? Whatever it is, they can have it! They want your case of Wonka Bars. Did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your Wonka Bars! How long will they give me to think it over? That's it! That's it! The Wonka Contest is all over! The fifth and final Ticket has been found. Here's a live report from Paraguay, South America! The end has come. The fifth and last Golden Ticket has been found here in Paraguay. The finder is lucky Alberto Minuletta ` the multi-millionaire owner of South American gambling casinos. Here's a recent picture of the happy finder. TV: The man... Turn it off. Well, that's that. No more Golden Tickets. A lot of rubbish. Not to Charlie. Boys need something to hope for. What's he got now? Who will tell him? MOTHER: Oh, let's not wake him. He'll find out soon enough. Yeah, let him sleep. Let him have one last dream. (Clears throat) I've decided our Friday tests on the week's work will now be on Monday before we've learned it. Since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter. Pencils ready! Today, we are going to learn about... percentages. For an example, let's take the recent unpleasantness. Supposing there were 1000 Wonka Bars and during the contest, you opened a certain number. That number is...a percent. Everyone understand? ALL: No. Madeleine, how many did you open? About 100. There are 10 hundreds in 1000. Therefore you opened 10%. Peter, how many did you open? 150. That's 10% half over again... which makes 15%. Charlie, how many did you open? Two. That's easy. 200 is twice 100... Not 200. Just two. TWO? How could you only open TWO?! I don't care much for chocolate. I can't figure out TWO! Let's pretend you opened 200. If you open 200 Wonka Bars, apart from being sick, you'd have used up 20% of 1000, which is 15% half over again... KID: Hey! Let's go! (Clears throat) Hi! I'd like a bar of chocolate. Sure. What kind? A Slugworth Sizzler? Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious? Whichever's biggest. Try a Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious. I don't have to hide them any more. (Clears throat) Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy. You'll get a stomach-ache like that. 'Bye. 'Bye now. I'll buy one more... for Grandpa Joe. Sure. Why not try a regular Wonka Bar? Fine. CLAMOUR OF VOICES MAN: What's going on? Look at this! Extra! Extra! Read about the scandal! Gimme one. All right! All right! Take it easy. One at a time. That Paraguay gambler made up a phoney Ticket. There's one still around! The nerve of that guy! Boy, what a crook! So the contest goes on. Take it easy! Take it easy! One at a time. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC VICTORIOUS MUSIC Hey! You've got it! The last Golden Ticket! The kid's got the Ticket! EXCITED BABBLE It really IS gold! Stand back! Leave the boy alone! Let me see it! Show it over here! Come on, Charlie! Hold on to that Ticket! Run straight home, and don't stop! TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS FOREBODING MUSIC (Gasps) I congratulate you, little boy. Well done. You found the fifth Golden Ticket. May I introduce myself? Arthur Slugworth ` President of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated. Now, listen carefully. I'm going to make you very rich. Mr Wonka is working on a fantastic invention ` the Everlasting Gobstopper! If he succeeds, he'll ruin me. Get hold of one Everlasting Gobstopper so I can find the secret formula. Your reward will be 10,000 of these. Think it over. A new house for your family, and good food and comfort for the rest of their lives. And don't forget the name ` Everlasting Gobstopper. HAPPY MUSIC Look, I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket! It's mine! You're pulling our legs, Charlie. There aren't any more. The last one was fake! I found some money in the street and bought a Wonka Bar, and the Ticket was in it! Look, Grandpa. See for yourself. Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake. 'Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket... '..from Mr Willy Wonka. 'Present this ticket at the factory gates at 10 o'clock on the 1st day of October, and do not be late. 'You may bring one member of your own family, but no one else. 'In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvellous surprises that await you!' Charlie, you've done it! Grandpa, it says I can take somebody. I wish you could go. Oh! Charlie... Ah! That's good, Charlie. Now, help me up. OH! Are you OK? I'm fine, Charlie. Mother! Easy, Dad. Joe! Watch it, Joe. Ugh! Look at me! Look at me! Up and about! I haven't done this in 20 years. Oh... Grandpa! (Sings) # I never thought my life could be # Anything but catastrophe # But suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me # Cos I've got a Golden Ticket # I've got a golden twinkle in my eye # I never had a chance to shine Never a happy song to sing # But suddenly the world is mine What an amazing thing # Cos I've got a Golden Ticket # I've got a golden sun up in the sky... # Slippers, Charlie! # I never thought I'd see the day when I could face the world and say, 'Good morning' # 'Look at the sun.' # I never thought that I would be slap in the lap of luxury # Cos I'd have said... # It couldn't be done! # But it can be done! # Oooh! The cane, Charlie. Ahhh! Ah-ha! (Giggles) Here I go! Watch my speed! Oh! Oof! # I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in ecstasy # But nevertheless, it's there that I'm shortly about to be # Cos I've got a Golden Ticket # I've got a golden chance to make my way # And with a Golden Ticket it's a golden day! # Good morning Look at the sun # Cos I'd have said it couldn't be done # But it can be done! # I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in ecstasy # But nevertheless, it's there that I'm shortly about to be # Cos I've a Golden Ticket # I've got a Golden Ticket # I've got a golden chance to make my way # And with a Golden Ticket it's a golden day! # Wait! Stop! The 1st of October is tomorrow. Jumping crocodiles! Comb your hair, wash your face... I'll handle everything. We haven't much time! Grandpa, on the way home I ran into Mr Slugworth. Get your ice creams! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Hey, Johnny! Hey, Johnny ` over here! Hey, Mom, we're on TV. Hi, Marble Falls! Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie, Hi, Fish-face! How do I look? Ready? You're on. This is it, folks ` the day Willy Wonka will shower gifts on the five lucky winners. From all over the globe, people have gathered here to catch a glimpse of the legendary Willy Wonka! Hi, friends! Sam Beauregarde here. Don't forget to visit... Cut it out! This is my show. Hi, Cornelia sweetie. How's this for a stretch? Come on, you guys. Come over here. Bring the cables over this way. I want to go in first. Anything you say, sweetheart. Save some room for later, Augustus, liebling. Grandpa, I don't believe it. We're actually going in! We'll see the greatest of them all ` Willy Wonka! CLOCK CHIMES HOUR (Crowd murmurs) CLOCK STOPS CHIMING WILD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING NOISE DIES DOWN SILENCE EXCEPT FOR TAPPING OF CANE LOUD CHEER Hello, Willy! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, my friends. Welcome to my chocolate factory. Would you come forward, please? Get back, you! Come on, Veruca sweetheart. CROWD CHEERS That's Slugworth! That's him. Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you came. This will be an exciting day. I think you'll enjoy it. Could I see your Golden Tickets? I'm Veruca Salt. My dear Veruca! How pretty that mink looks. I've got three others. Mr Salt ` overjoyed to see you. Step over there, please. Augustus Gloop. Augustus, my dear boy! You're looking in such fine shape. And the radiant Mrs Gloop! Just over there. Violet Beauregarde. Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's. What flavour gum you got? Charming! Sam Beauregarde. What a genuine pleasure. If ever you need an automobile. With Sam B it's a guarantee! I'm Mike Teevee. WHAM! You're dead. Wonderful to meet you, Mike. Mrs Teevee ` what an adorable boy. Thank you. Just there. Charlie Bucket. Well, well. I read about you. Who's this gentleman? Grandpa Joe. Delighted to meet you, sir. Overjoyed, enraptured... Are we ready? In we go! (Band plays) (All cheer) Now...hats, coats, galoshes, over here. Hurry, please. We have so much time and so little to see. Wait! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you. Where's my chocolate? Take off your coat, Violet. MIKE: Boy, what weird-looking coat-hangers! (Both scream) Little surprises everywhere but nothing dangerous. As soon as your outer vestments are in hand, we'll begin. Now, will the children kindly step up here? MR SALT: (Reads) 'Floods, fire, frost or frippery'?! MIKE: What kind of accidents? MRS TEEVEE: We have to sign? VIOLET: I can't read the bottom. Violet, you first! Sign...here. Wait! Violet, baby, don't sign anything. What's this about? Standard contract. I know about contracts. They're strictly for suckers. You wouldn't begrudge me a little protection? I'm not signing. Neither's my Veruca! Then she don't go in. Don't you dare stop me! I'm helping you, sweetheart... Give me that pen! You're always making things difficult! Nicely handled, Veruca. This girl knows where she's going. Violet. Wait! What's all that small print? For any problems, dial information. Mike. Augustus. Vi...Violet. Violet! There is an accident indemnity clause? Never between friends. I saw this in a movie. A guy signed his wife's insurance policy, then killed her. Clever. What about me? We got nothing to lose. VERUCA: Let's go in! Patience, little dear. Everything has to be in order. Everyone signed? Yes! Good. On we go! 99...44...100% pure. Just through the other door, please. BABBLE OF CONFUSED VOICES MIKE: There IS no door! We're trapped! I know there's a door here someplace. Unlock the door, Wonka! Is this a trick? Help, Mr Wonka! Help! I'm getting squashed! Is it my soul that calls upon my name? Let me out or I'll scream! Somebody's touching me! Look here, Wonka... Question time comes at the end. We must press on. Come along! Ah! Here we are. That's where we came in! It is? Are you sure? We've just come through there. How do you like that? (All gasp) What is this? A fun house? Why? Having fun? I'm not going in. Violet, we're getting outta here. I'm not going in. Violet, we're getting outta here. You got to go forwards to go back. Better press on. The room's getting smaller! No, he's getting bigger. He's at it again! Where's the chocolate? I doubt there's any. I doubt we'll get out alive. Never doubt what nobody is sure about. I can't squeeze through that. You're off your bleeding nut. No one can get through there! My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve centre to the entire Wonka factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. Almost everything you'll see is eatable...edible... I mean, you can eat almost everything. Let me in! I'm starving! Don't get overexcited. Don't lose your head, Augustus. We wouldn't want anyone to lose that. Yet. Now, the combination... This is a musical lock. (Plays Mozart's 'The Marriage of Figaro') This is a musical lock. (Plays Mozart's 'The Marriage of Figaro') Rachmaninoff. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... (whispers) the chocolate room. Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. # Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination # Take a look and you'll see into your imagination # We'll begin with a spin # Travelling in the world of my creation # What we'll see will defy explanation # If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it # Anything you want to, do it # Want to change the world? There's nothing to it... # Hurry up, Violet! This way, Grandpa! # There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination # Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be # If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it # Anything you want to, do it # Want to change the world? There's nothing to it # There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination # Living there # you'll be free # if you truly # wish to be. # What a disgusting, dirty river. That's industrial waste. Your water's polluted, Wonka. It's chocolate. That's chocolate?! That's chocolate. A chocolate river! That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen. 10,000 gallons an hour. And look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. No other factory mixes chocolate by waterfall. It's the only way if you want it just right. Grandpa, look across the river! They're little men! Jumping crocodiles, Charlie! So THEY make the chocolate. I've never seen anybody with an orange face. Funny-looking people. What are they doing? Must be creaming and sugaring time. What are they doing? Must be creaming and sugaring time. VIOLET: They can't be real people. Of course they are! Stuff and nonsense! No, Oompa-Loompas. ALL: Oompa-Loompas?! From Loompaland. No, Oompa-Loompas. ALL: Oompa-Loompas?! From Loompaland. There's no such place. Excuse me... I am a teacher of geography. Then you'll know what a terrible country it is ` nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. The poor little Oompa-Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up. A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them for breakfast. So, I said, 'Come and live with me in peace and safety, 'away from the Wangdoodles, Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids...' Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What rubbish! All questions must be submitted in writing. So, I secretly transported the Oompa-Loompas to my factory. Daddy, I want an Oompa-Loompa right away! All right, Veruca. I'll get you one before the day is out. I want an Oompa-Loompa NOW! Can it, you nit! AUGUSTUS: This is terrific! Grandpa, look at Augustus! He can't drink it all. Augustus, save some room for later. Augustus, please don't to that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands! Don't do that. You're contaminating my entire river. Please, I beg you! by human hands! Don't do that. You're contaminating my entire river. Please, I beg you! Aargh! My chocolate! Help! My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate! Help! Don't just stand there! Do something! Help! Don't just stand there! Do something! (Mocks) Help! Police, murder! Charlie, here. Augustus, grab this! What's happening? He's drowning. Dive in, save him! It's too late. Too late? Yeah, the suction's got him. Where is he? Watch the pipe. VERUCA: How long is he going to stay down, Daddy? He can't swim! No better time to learn. MIKE: There's his coat, going up the pipe. He's stuck in the pipe. It's his stomach that's done that. Help! He's blocking all the chocolate! What happens now? The pressure will get him out. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage. Wonder how long will it take him to push through. The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last. Go on, boy. CHARLIE: He'll never get out. Yes he will, Charlie. Remember how a bullet comes out of a gun? He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds! That's absurd. Unthinkable! Why? That pipe goes to the FUDGE room! You terrible man! (Plays tune) What's that? Take Mrs Gloop to the fudge room. Look sharp, or her little boy will get poured into the boiler. You've boiled him up ` I know it! Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs Gloop! Adieu, auf wiedersehen, gesundheit, farewell. # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-doo # I've got a perfect puzzle for you # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-dee # If you are wise, you'll listen to me # What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? # Eating as much as an elephant eats. # What are you at, getting terribly fat? # What do you think will come of that? # I don't like the look of it. # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-da # If you're not greedy, you will go far # You will live in happiness too # Like the Oompa-Loompa doompa-dee do! # Doompa-dee do! # Hey, what kinda place you runnin' here anyhow, Wonka? Uh, mesdammes et messieurs, maintenant nous allons faire un petit voyage par bateau. Uh, mesdammes et messieurs, What's he talking about? un petit voyage par bateau. Uh, mesdammes et messieurs, What's he talking about? Voulez-vous entrer Le Wonkatania? BOAT BELL RINGS Wow, what a boat! Looks good enough to eat! Quite a nice little canoe there, Wonka. 'All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to sail her by.' All aboard, everybody. Ladies first. Veruca... If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid. Does it float? With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured. She's tres jolie, but is she seaworthy? Nothing to worry about, my dear lady. I take care of my guests. Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid. lady. I take care of my guests. Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid. Everybody aboard? You're going to love this. Just love it. BELL RINGS Daddy, I want a beautiful paddleboat like this! What she wants is a good kick in the pants. I feel seasick. Try these. What are they? Rainbow drops. They'll let you spit in seven colours! Spitting's a dirty habit. I know a worse one. What business are you in, Salt? Nuts. Where are we going? I don't know, but I don't like the looks of that tunnel. Wonka, I want off! 'Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way.' VERUCA: I don't like this ride, Daddy! Wonka, tell those creatures to stop paddling back there! We're going too fast! We're going to sink! Faster! Hang on tight! Faster! What is this? A freak-out? This isn't funny! You can't see where you're going! You're right. I can't. MIKE: This would make a great series! This IS kind of strange. Strange, but it's fun! MIKE: This is terrific! How much to get off the boat, Wonka? I'm going to be sick! That's enough! Turn this around, Wonka! I AM going to be sick. Grandpa! Couldn't be. SCREAMING AND SHOUTING (Sings) # There's no earthly way of knowing... # He's singing. # Which direction we are going # There's no knowing where we're rowing... # Rowing. # Or which way the river's flowing # Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing? # No a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! The danger MUST be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing! And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing! SCREAMING AND SHOUTING Make him stop! Wonka, this has gone far enough! Quite right, sir. Stop the boat! We're there. Where? Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore! Let me off this crate! Why don't they show stuff like that on TV? I don't know. What a nightmare. Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. Even when you're not outside, you can still move like you are. 'Cause even when space is limited, you can still move without limits. Coffee cream. Vanilla cream. BOTH: Hair cream?! Schenken Sie mir ihre Aufmerksamkeit. That's not French! Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig heimsten Raum meine Fabrik. I can't take much more of this. Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room. Now, remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling. No telling what? You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for five minutes. So don't touch a thing. MACHINES WHIRR, LIQUIDS BUBBLE Looks more like a Turkish bath. Slugworth wouldn't be able to find anything. You got a garbage strike going on? Who cleans up? Shouldn't you wear rubber gloves? You'll have the health inspectors after you. Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch ripple. That's 105%! Any good? (High-pitched) Yes! Excuse me. Time is a precious thing. Never waste it. CLOCK ALARM RINGS He's absolutely bonkers! And that's not bad. Mmm. # In springtime, the only pretty ring time # Birds sing hey ding a-ding a-ding # Sweet lovers love the spring. # BANG I told you not to, silly boy. Your teeth! Boy, that's great stuff. That's exploding candy for your enemies. It's not ready yet, though. Needs more gelignite. What's that for? Gives it a little kick. Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? Got something going on the side, have you? 'Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!' Aah! What's the matter? Too hot? Too COLD. Far too cold. That's gourmet cooking for you! BUZZER SOUNDS No! Don't, please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth. machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth. What does it do? This is the one that's really Would you like to see? What does it do? This is the one that's really Would you like to see? Yeah. MACHINE BANGS AND HOOTS MACHINE STOPS But what does it do? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers. Everlasting Gobstoppers? For children with very little pocket money. You can suck them forever. I want an Everlasting Gobstopper. Me too! And me! Fantastic invention. Revolutionise the industry. You can suck them and they'll never get any smaller. At least, I don't think so. A few more tests. How do you make 'em? I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time. Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper? ALL: Me! I can only give them to you if you swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live. Agreed? ALL: Agreed! Good. One for you, and one for you, and one for you. What about Charlie? for you, and one for you. What about Charlie? And one for Charlie. She's got two! I want another one! And one for Charlie. She's got two! I want another one! Stop squawking, you twit! Everybody has had ONE, and one is enough for anybody. Now, come along. Over here, if you'll follow me, I have something special to show you. enough for anybody. Now, come along. Over here, if you'll follow me, I have something special to show you. I only hope Veruca doesn't want one! What a contraption! Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now, button, button ` who's got the button? It's over there. Here? Yeah. MACHINE CLINKS AND CLUNKS BOING! You are witnessing the most enormous miracle of the machine age, the creation of a confectionery giant. MACHINE GRUNTS MACHINE STOPS Finito! That's all?! Don't you know what this is! By gum, it's gum! Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous gum in the whole world. What's so fab about it? This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner. Bull! No, roast beef. It's not quite right yet. I don't care. I wouldn't do that! I really wouldn't It's gum, and that's for me. Don't do anything stupid. What's it taste like? Fabulous! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy. I can feel it running down my throat. (Half-heartedly) Stop...don't. Why doesn't she listen? Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit. This sure is great soup! The second course is coming up. Roast beef and a baked potato! Mm! With sour cream? What's for dessert, baby? Dessert? Here it comes. Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvellous blueberry pie! What's happening to your face? Cool it, Dad. Let me finish. Your face is turning blue! Violet, you're turning violet, Violet! What are you talking about? I told you it wasn't right. Look what it's done to my kid. It always goes wrong at the dessert. Always. Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up! I feel funny! What's happening? You're blowing up like a balloon! Like a blueberry. Stick her with a pin. She'll pop! It happens EVERY time ` they all become blueberries. She'll pop! It happens EVERY time ` they all become blueberries. I'll break you for this! I'll get it right in the end. Help! Help! (Plays tune) We gotta let the air out of her! That's not air ` it's juice. Juice?! Roll her down to the juicing room. What for? For squeezing. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes. Explodes? It's a simple operation. # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-doo # I've got another puzzle for you # Oompa-loompa, doompa-da-dee # If you are wise, you'll listen to me # Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while # It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile # But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong # Chewing and chewing all day long # The way that a cow does # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-da # Given good manners, you will go far # You will live in happiness too # Like the Oompa-Loompa doompa-dee do! # I'll get even with you, Wonka! I got a blueberry for a daughter! Where is fancy bred ` in the heart or in the head? Shall we roll on? Thank you. Well, well, well, two naughty, nasty little children gone. Three good, sweet little children left. Hurry, please. Long way to go yet. Wait a minute ` must show you this. Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls. Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Mmm, I got a plum! Grandpa, this banana's fantastic. It tastes so real! The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! Whoever heard of a snozzberry? We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along. Something very unusual in here. Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink...yet. What's it making? Fizzy Lifting Drinks. They fill you with gas so terrifically lifting that it lifts you right off the ground. Isn't it high? Gosh! It's still too powerful to sell. BOTH: Can we try some? No, no. Absolutely not. There'd be children floating around everywhere! Come along now. You'll be wild about this next room. Let's take a drink. Yeah. A small one won't hurt! BOTTLE POPS Mmm! Not bad. Well? Nothing's happening. Yeah. I can't understand... whyyyy! Oh! Oh! I feel terribly strange. What do we do? I don't know. Mr Wonka isn't gonna like this! We can't stay up here. You're right. I'll try to get down. All right. Be very careful. Hey! It's fun, Grandpa! Come on in! The air's fine! I don't know, Charlie. Give me your hand. I don't think I ought to. Oh! This is great! Whoosh! Try this, Grandpa! Whee! Wait for me! Whee! Whee! Whee! I'm a shooting star! I'm a rocket! Grandpa, this is really great! I'm a rocket! Grandpa, this is really great! Look! I'm a bird! I feel light as a feather. Look down, Charlie. We're really high now. Watch this, Grandpa. Wonderful, Charlie! Wow! Try it! Oh, I don't know... Come on, Grandpa. All right. You did it, Grandpa! Oh! I hit an air pocket. You can fly to the moon! Let's fly south for the winter. Why not? I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm...going too high! Grandpa, I can't get down! Help! Grandpa ` the fan! It'll chop us to bits! We're in trouble, Charlie! It's pulling me in! I can't stop! What do I do? Grab hold of something! There's nothing to grab on to! Help! We're gonna get killed! Help! Help! Mr Wonka, please turn off the fan! Oh! Oh! (Burps) Ahh. I'm going down! Quick, Charlie ` burp! If you don't get down, it'll cut you to ribbons! I can't! You gotta burp, Charlie! (Burps) Attaboy! Burp again! (Burps) Attaboy! Come on! (Burps) That's wonderful, Charlie. (Burps) (Burps) (Burps) (Burps) Grab on to me. We're gonna be all right now. (Burps) (Burps) (Burps) (Burps) Good boy. From now on, we keep our feet on the ground. Come on, let's catch up to the others. (Burps) I know what you're thinking ` they can't be doing what they're doing. But they are. They have to I haven't met the Oompa-Loompa yet who could do it. These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. They're larger than normal. They're quadruple-size geese, which produce octuple-size eggs. They're laying overtime for Easter. But Easter's over! (Whispers) They don't know that. I'm getting ahead for next year. MR SALT: What happens if they drop an egg? An omelette fit for a king, sir. VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs? Golden chocolate eggs ` a great delicacy. Don't get too close. The geese are temperamental ` hence the Eggdicator. MRS TEEVEE: Eggdi-what? The Eggdicator. It tells the difference between good and bad eggs. If it's good, it's shined up and shipped out all over the world. If it's a bad egg... down the chute. EGGDICATOR HONKS It's an educated eggdicator. It's nonsense. (Sings softly) # A little nonsense now and then # Is relished by the wisest men. # Daddy, I want a golden goose. Here we go again! All right, sweetheart, all right. Daddy will get you one as soon as we get home. No, I want one of those! Wonka, how much for the golden goose? They're not for sale. Name your price. She can't have one. Who says I can't?! The man with the funny hat. She can't have one. Who says I can't?! The man with the funny hat. I want one. I want a golden goose! (Sings) # Gooses! Geeses! # I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter They will! # At least 100 a day! Anything you say! # And by the way... What? # I want a feast You ate before you came to the factory. # I want a beanfeast. Oh, one of those. # Cream bungs and doughnuts, fruit cake with no nuts. # So good you could go nuts. At home! # No, now! # I want a ball. I want a party. # Pink macaroons and a million balloons and performing baboons and... # Give it to me! Later! # Now! # I want the world I want the whole world. # I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. # Give it to me now! # I want today. # I want tomorrow. # I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair and I don't want to share 'em! MUSIC MELLOWS (Sweetly) # I want a party with roomfuls of laughter # 10 thousand tons of ice-cream # If I don't get the things I'm after # I'm going to SCREAM! # I want the works I want the whole works # Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises of all shapes and sizes # Now! Don't care how! # I want it now! # Don't care how I want it NOWWWWWW... # EGGDICATOR HONKS NOWWWWWWWWWWWW... (voice fades) She was a bad egg. Where's she gone? Where all the bad eggs go ` down the garbage chute. (Chuckles disbelievingly) The garbage chute? Where's it lead to? The furnace. (Laughs) The furnace? She'll be sizzled like a sausage! Not necessarily. She could be stuck inside the tube. Inside the... Hold on, Veruca sweetheart! Daddy's coming! EGGDICATOR HONKS There's gonna be a lot of garbage today. Mr Salt finally got what he wanted. What's that? Veruca went first. They won't really burn in the furnace, will they? I think That furnace is lit only every other day. They have a good sporting chance. # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-doo # I've got another puzzle for you # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-dee # If you are wise, you'll listen to me # Who's to blame when your kid's a brat # Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat? # Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame # You know exactly who's to blame # The mother and the father # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-da # If you're not spoiled then you will go far # You will live in happiness too # Like the Oompa-Loompa doompa-dee do! # The children are disappearing like rabbits! We still have each other. Let's press on. Can't we sit down? The pace is killing me! Transportation has already been arranged. GEESE SQUAWK Behold the Wonkamobile! 'A thing of beauty is a joy forever.' Places! The dance is about to begin! Grab a seat! What are they filling it with? Ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, bubble cola, double cola, double bubble burpacola ` all that carbonated stuff. Few people realise what power those things have. I'm sorry I asked. Would Slugworth pay to know about this? Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. Everybody set? Is this fast? It should. It has more gas than a politician! Hold tight! I'm gonna really opening her up and see what she can do. WONKAMOBILE CHUGS Swifter than eagles! Stronger than lions! AHHH! AHHH! Grandpa! (Wonka hums) WONKAMOBILE SPLUTTERS It's in my eye! It's even in my shoes! (Sings German song) I'm soaked! It's sticking to my gun! OHH! (Continues singing) My dress! My hair! My face! Ohhh! SQUEEZING SOUND I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr Wonka! WRINGING SOUND I'm dry-cleaned! STRETCHING SOUND Grandpa, what was that we went through? Hsawaknow. Is that Japanese? No, that's 'Wonkawash' spelled backwards. The journey's over! GRANDPA JOE: Finest bath I've had in 20 years. Let's do it again! That's it? We could've walked! If God intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. Please put these on. We have to be very careful. There's dangerous stuff inside. Wonkavision ` my latest and greatest invention. MIKE: It's television! Ah...it's Wonkavision. You know how ordinary television works. You photograph... You photograph something. The photo is split into tiny pieces. They whizz through the air to your TV where all they're put together again in the right order. You should Open your mouth wider when you speak. If they can do it with a photograph, why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate? I'll send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other. It has to be big, because anything transmitted gets smaller. Goggles on, please. Lights...camera...ACTION! CRACKING SOUND AHHHH! Remove your goggles. ELECTRONIC PULSING Where's the chocolate? Flying over our heads in a million pieces. Now, watch the screen. ELECTRONIC BLEEPING NOISES Here it comes. BLEEPING There it is. Take it. How? It's just a picture. All right, YOU take it. It's real! Taste it! It's delicious. It's just gotten smaller. It's perfect! It's unbelievable! It's a miracle! It's a TV dinner! It's Wonkavision. It'll change the world. Can you send other things besides chocolate? Anything you like. What about people? People? Hmm. I don't really know. I suppose I could. Yes, I'm sure I could. But it might have some messy results. I'm the first person sent by television! Mike, get away from that thing! sent by television! Mike, get away from that thing! (Disinterested) Stop. Don't. Lights...camera...ACTION! CRACKING SOUND Mike! ELECTRONIC PULSING Where are you? He's up there ` in a million pieces. Mike! Are you there? Watch the screen. ELECTRONIC BLEEPING Mike! Why's he taking so long? A million pieces take a long time to put together. Where are they? Something's coming through. Is it Mike? It's hard to tell. OHHH! Our little group is getting smaller by the minute. MIKE: Look at me. I'm the first person sent by television! Wow, what a wild trip that was. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. Am I coming in clear? Hey, Mom, I said, am I coming in clear? clear? Hey, Mom, I said, am I coming in clear? Great! He's completely unharmed. You call that 'unharmed'?! Wow, that was something. Let's do it again. No, there'll be nothing left! Mom, I feel fine. I'm famous. I'm a TV star! Wait till the kids back home hear about this! Nobody will hear about this. Where are you taking me? Be quiet. Well? (Mike mumbles) Fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. My special taffy-pulling machine should work well. Taffy...? To the taffy-pulling room. The boy's in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful. T-t-t-taffy-pulling...? What's he saying? No, no. I won't hold you responsible. Oh! It's time to say goodbye. Ahh...uhhh... No, no ` don't speak. For some moments, there are no words. Run along now. Uhh....mmm...uhhh... 'Adieu, adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow.' # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-doo # I've got another puzzle for you # Oompa-loompa, doompa-da-dee # If you are wise, you'll listen to me # What do you get from a glut of TV? # A pain in the neck and an IQ of three # Why don't you try simply reading a book? # Or could you just not bear to look? # You'll get no commercials # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee-da # If you're not greedy, you will go far # You will live in happiness too # Like the...Oompa... # Oompa-loompa, doompa-dee do! # Who knows? Maybe it will help you swim like one. What?! You're doing great. The other kids call me Last Place Lucy. Well, there's plenty of good stuff in fish. Who knows? Maybe it will help you swim like one. (GENTLE MUSIC) Remember, be like a fish. (GENTLE MUSIC) OK, like a fish, right? (HOPEFUL MUSIC) I was five seconds faster today. One day, Dad, I'll be as good as you. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Mr Johnson, you ready for your first lesson? (HOPEFUL MUSIC) Remember, be like a fish. (CHUCKLES) So much to do ` invoices, bills... I must answer that note from the Queen. Mr Wonka, what'll happen to the other kids ` Augustus...Veruca? I promise they'll be quite all right. They'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little wiser for the wear. Don't worry. What do we do now? Oh, yes...well... I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Excuse me for not showing you out. Straight up the stairs. I'm terribly busy. Whole day wasted. Goodbye. Goodbye. DOOR SLAMS What happened? Did we do something wrong? I don't know. But I'm gonna find out. Mr Wonka? I am extraordinarily busy. I just wanted to ask about the chocolate ` the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it? He doesn't. Why not? Because he broke the rules. What rules? We didn't see any rules. Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37b of the contract signed by him, it states that all offers shall become null and void if... It's here in this photostatic copy. 'I, the undersigned, forfeit all rights and privileges herein contained...' Et cetera. 'Fax mentis incendiam gloriam culpam...' Et cetera. 'Memor bis punitum delicatum'! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilised, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! How can you build up a little boy's hopes, then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! I said, good day! Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here. I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do. If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one! Mr Wonka? 'So shines a good deed in a weary world.' Charlie. My boy, you've won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would. I just knew you would. Charlie, forgive me for putting you through this. Come in, Mr Wilkinson! Charlie, meet Mr Wilkinson. Pleasure. Slugworth! That's not Slugworth! He works for me. You? I had to test you. And you passed! You won! Won what? The grand and glorious jackpot! The chocolate? Yes. But that's just the beginning! There's so much time ` so little to do! Strike that. Reverse it. This way, please! We'll take the Wonkavator. Step in, Charlie, Grandpa Joe, sir. This is the Great Glass Wonkavator. It's an elevator! It's a Wonkavator. Elevators go up and down. But the Wonkavator goes sideways, slantways, backways... And frontways? And any other way. It'll go to any room in the factory by pressing a button. Press a button, and ZING! You're off. I've pressed them all ` except one. This one. Go ahead, Charlie. Me? BELLS RING There it goes! MACHINERY WHIRRS Hold on tight! I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. Faster! If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through! Get through what? Ah-hah! So we're going...? Up and out! But the glass will shatter! We'll be cut to ribbons! Probably. Hold on, everybody! MACHINERY WHIRRS FASTER Here it comes! You did it! Congratulations! Take a look! Grandpa! Our town looks so pretty from up here! Look! It's our house! Wow! It really looks beautiful! There's my school. Did you like the chocolate factory? It's the most wonderful place in the whole world. I'm very please to hear you say that, because I'm giving it to you. That's all right, isn't it? You're giving Charlie... I can't go on forever. I don't really want to try. Who can I trust to run the factory, and look after the Oompa-Loompas? A grown-up would want to do things his own own way, not mine. So I decided I had to find a child ` a very honest, loving child ` to whom I'll tell my most precious candy-making secrets. That's why you sent out the Golden Tickets! That's right. The factory's yours. Move in immediately. And me? Absolutely. What about the rest...? The whole family. I want you to bring them all. But, Charlie. Don't forget about the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. What happened? He lived happily ever after. UPLIFTING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC Supertext Subtitles Copyright 1992 Australian Caption Centre Captioning NZ 2004 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2020