(light festive music) (people talking over each other) - Merry Christmas, it's great to see you. - Hey, I'm over here. (light chiming) - Ladies and gentlemen, we're going live to tape in five. - Come on, everybody, let's go. - Yeah I know. - Two. - Yeah, I'll take over. - One. - We are back with someone who can seemingly do it all. She is a lifestyle guru, do it yourself wonder, and romance expert. She can show you how to pull off the perfect celebration and then make sure you're not alone while doing it. Joanna Moret, good morning and happy holidays. - Aw, Merry Christmas, Sara. I'm so thrilled to be here. - Good, good. Thank you for being here and I have to say congratulations on your bestselling book, "The Love Audit." - Thank you, it's a great feeling to know the readers are responding. - And dating! - And dating, yes. - Yeah, this has some amazing practical thoughts on finding and keeping love. - Oh, because love is practical. I truly believe that love is work. Don't wait for love to find you. Get out there and go find it. - Bold ideas. - Well, speaking of ideas, - I have something I wanna share with you guys. - Okay. - This is something you can do with that special someone to show that you love the holidays. - Oh, that's beautiful. - And they're so easy and fun to make. - Speaking of couples, we know that your boyfriend's identity is a mystery, but we wanna know what's in store for your Christmas and what is his name? - Sara, Sara. There will be snow and fun and lots of holiday spirit. - And there you have it. Finding love and staying festive with the one and only Joanna Moret. - (bell ringing) - Well done. - All right, so good to see you as always. - You too, thank so much. Okay. - It was okay? - Perfect, just perfect. - Yeah. - Miss Moret? - Hi. - Hi, I'm Cameron, Ted's assistant. - Nice to meet you. - Let me help you. - Thank you. - Sure looks a little busy on the deck. What do you guys think? - We haven't met. - Oh, he's great. Busy though. - Hey, I'm concerned about the author special. It's too- - Broad? - I'd like to chat with him about a New Years segment. - You're all set. Hang out and you can chat with Ted when he's done. - Thank you. - Uh, oh, what if we bought- - (phone buzzing) - You know, one second I gotta- Hi. No, I haven't had a chance to... Sweetheart, I can't just leave. You're right. Yeah, okay, I'll work on item 17, 12, one, two and three. I really have to go, okay? We'll talk about how far behind in points I am when I get home. What? I can't hear you. You're, you're breaking up. (light festive music) With me. - Everything good? (sombre music) - Yeah. - Hm, okay. - Hey. - Ah, Goldie, hi. You're- - Late, sorry. - My office said you were fantastic as usual. - Thank you. - I had them DVR it so I can not watch it and tell you what I think later. - Well, I thought you were power lunching somewhere on my behalf. - Well, actually, we should talk. Honey, I remember when you were just starting out with crafty little at-home get togethers. Joanna Moret, my dear, you are no longer just a name. You are a brand. - Okay, you're being really nice and it's scaring me. - Your fans love you. Okay, we get letters all the time about how much more fulfilling their lives are because of your blogs and your books. Your bestselling books I might add. - I'm confused, do you want me to write another Christmas book? - I wanna make you a star. - Oh, well, let me just check my schedule. - MacAllen Entertainment. - The TV producer? - The TV producer. I met with Del MacAllen, their Head of Development of Production and he may have mentioned that they think you might be ready for your own show. (Joanna gasping) (Joanna giggling) - Okay, I'm sensing a save the hug for later vibe. - Okay, it's not a done deal, all right? They love what you do, but it's a three step process. - And it starts with your seminar. - I'm sorry, my what? - They're sponsoring the Christmas in the Air Festival, and it just so happens that they need another speaker. You'll give a quick talk on finding love and using your strategies. - Okay, seminar, check. Step two? - MacAllen's Holiday Gala. - Wait, wait, wait, the, the gala? The one that's written up in magazines where people clammer for an invite? - Mm hm. - Yeah, I've heard of it. - Good because you'll be planning it. - Wait, that, that's in less than a week. - Oh, and you'll also be a guest, so no more clamouring. - But that's on Christmas Eve. - Details, details. - Goldie! - It's nonnegotiable, okay? They're considering this to be your audition. Joanna Moret using her skills, creativity, and make it workedness to pull off their event of the year, and to show them what they're made of so they can help you show that to millions of television eyeballs all across America every single day. (Joanna sighs) But there's still step number three. - How could it possibly get crazier? - Hm, funny you should say that. They want you to attend with your- - My? - Boyfriend. - Oh, (chuckling). Oh, wow. Wow, okay, I, I, I can give a speech and I can plan a party, but how can I... Goldie, what will people think? - If they discover that the man who checked every one of your boxes in your foolproof guide to love dumped you? - Goldie, Brian and I broke up months ago and- - Oh, honey, we talked about this. Okay, just it wasn't the right time to risk that revelation when you were just launching your book. But let's face facts. I mean, there are worse reasons to have to find a boyfriend for Christmas. - Yeah, just planning the party of the year, giving a seminar and finding love. - I'm not sure Joanna Moret can do that. - Well, I am. - To sweet or not to sweet. - (Joanna gasps) - By all means, enjoy. Hey, I'm Ted Domrose. - And you are Joanna Moret, author, romance expert, Christmas guru. - You're familiar with my work. - Not really, but I produced the segment. - (Joanna clears throat) I'm kidding. Oh, I know your work. - Thank you for being on the show today. - Oh, my pleasure. - Well, I wanted to- - Actually- - Oh, sorry. - You go. - You go ahead. - Oh, well, I just wanted- - (phone buzzing) - ...to say I really enjoyed. - I'm sorry, my, uh, someone wanted me to remind you of what a fan she is and say thank you for all your great advice. - Aw, well, that's very kind. Who is it? - My ex-girlfriend. - Can I amend my thanks with a sorry? - I'll play it safe and say I've certainly had less eventful days. Besides, if I got into hot water saying things to her, saying them to the author of "The Love Audit" won't win me any points. - I've created what some might view as a love lifesaver, while others see me as more of um- - The crazy aunt at Thanksgiving who'd rather tell you why you're single than just enjoy her dinner. - That's actually not the worst one I've heard. But you know, I wanted people to know that I think true love is more than just a feeling. More than a philosophy. - More than points and checklists. - Correct me if I'm wrong here, and I'm making a very educated though not by intentionally eavesdropping guess that your ex is unhappy with your inability to follow a certain author/romance expert/Christmas guru's system of finding and keeping true love? - There were signs, but never the dreaded B word. - Breakup. - Oh. - Kinda puts a kink in Christmas. - Well, what exciting things will you plan for yourself? - Is a silent movie marathon too on the nose? - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Do you like hot chocolate? What is it about the point system? - Well, I believe it's a way for both sides to figure out what they want and how to get it, but by giving of themselves. So, you do things for your partner, you get points to use with each other for what you want or need. You don't do things, well then you don't. So, it's a way for both sides to figure out what they want and how much it's worth. - I suppose, but point systems and checklists and perfectly romantic gestures- - Oh, don't forget the forehead kiss. - Exactly! Every time I think I have it figured out, there's something else. Yeah, I try to keep up, but isn't it all too much to do, too much not to do, too much pressure. - Ooh, that's a lot to unpack over cocoa. - That's why I got us whipped cream. (Joanna chuckling) Look, she was playing by your rules and sometimes no matter how hard I tried ` and I did try ` I just felt like I was on the bench. - So, are you asking me how to get back in the game with her? - No. Yes, I don't know. Actually and I bring this up because Sara mentioned it on the segment, this unseen mysterious man you have in your life. - Mm hm. - Yeah, this pillar of perfection who stands in direct contrast to flawed men, like me I guess, like your readers are apparently dealing with, are all based on rules that according to Valerie, now my ex-girlfriend, and according to you who created them, could be the beginning of the end of a relationship. - Right, well my question, was there a question? (Ted scoffs) - You sound just like Valerie. Or... she sounds just like you. I work hard, I have great friends, I love my family, I get along with dogs and cats, and kids seem to think that I'm some sort of jungle gym. What ever happened to just you know, you like somebody, you think that they like you and you just go right up to them and you ask- - Will you be my boyfriend? - Exactly. Wait, what? - Yeah, it's um, it's not what you think and it is a long sordid story, but um, I have a proposal for you. - You're not just saying that because I said I was gonna watch Christmas movies alone? - Hear me out. MacAllen Entertainment has expressed interest in creating a show for me and uh, as an audition I have to give a seminar and plan their annual Christmas gala, but they don't wanna just get to know my work, they want to get to know me. - Which includes oft mention never seen boyfriend. - Exactly. - And you want me to play said oft-mentioned, never-seen boyfriend. - It's complicated, but yeah. - You realise how wild this sounds? - I will make you a deal. Okay, you agree to play the ever loving perfect forehead-kissing boyfriend and I will do everything I can to help you understand "The Love Audit" so that you can fix things with Valerie. It's only about a week, okay? I just, I do the seminar, I impress MacAllen, I sign on the dotted line and then when you and Valerie are back in the throws of you know, love, we'll break up. And I will have a press release drawn up that,... that the pressures of our careers put too much strain on the romance and we have decided to part ways, but of course we'll remain the best of friends, and we ask for privacy during this very difficult time. Please? Is that a yes? - (Ted sighs) - (Joanna scoffs) (zipper buzzing) - What are you doing? - Giving you your first lesson. (Joanna sighs) - It's a napkin. - It's a love gesture. All right, you see a napkin, but the recipient sees that you care and you are aware. And I think there's someone that you should be giving that to. Also before I forget, lesson one, part two: read. - Thank you. - Mm hm. (Joanna sighs) - Give me your hand. Look, I'm really sorry. There's, there's no good way to say this, but- - I, I know. - If we're gonna do this it's gotta be believable, and I think we should start as soon as possible. Isn't that right, my little cabbage? I, I have been reading the rules. Number what, six trillion and something, give or take a trillion. A pet name shows your partner that you know them, understand them and want them. - Great, well, we will start at the seminar tomorrow. - Partner. - Partner. (light music) - I'm crazy, this whole thing is crazy, right? - Do you want my mom opinion or my professional opinion? - Both scare me, start professional. - You got this. You get to do what you love and share it with the world. - And as my mother? - Oh, sweetie, you're a mess. - (Joanna sighs) I know. - But your father and I love you. - Love you, too. - He is cute though, right? - Good night, mom. Love you. (Joanna sighs) (soft music) Okay, I can do this. I can do this, I can do this. I can't believe I'm doing this. (gentle music) (light snoring) (Joanna groaning) (Joanna yawning) - (suspenseful music) - (Joanna gasps) Hi, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Do you ever wear a suit? - Do you ever wear jeans? - So, this is where they relocated the North Pole. - Oh, it's a fantastic event. All right, let's get inspired. (light festive music) - Wow, this is pretty festive, my little celery stick. Better, right? - You'll keep trying, won't you? - Well, if the stocking hung by the chimney with care fits. Unto everything a list. - The MacAllen event is important. It's family, friends and colleagues, but I wanna find a way to combine those aspects so it doesn't feel either too business or pleasure, but this magical integration of both. - Maybe this'll help. - Neigh. - We need to work on your definition of help. - Well, you know, I think your concept is amazing. Might even be bigger than figgy pudding. - Do you always have to be so silly? - Do you always have to be so serious? - Joanna? - Hi. - Joanna Moret? - I saw you over there and I thought I would come say hello. - Aw. - Can you sign my book? I mean, your book. I mean- - I, I'd be happy to. - My name is Barbara and your advice has completely changed my life. I mean, I've practised everything. I made my boyfriend do the love checklist, we figured out the point system. He was a bit behind, but he totally mastered the love gestures. - How wonderful. Please tell me more. - You were right, I'm allowed to have my own deal breakers, even if they are superficial to people. They're important to me. As you said, I should be important to me. - Well, I'm just so happy to hear things have changed for the better. - I mean, I would have never seen myself with him until he completely transformed into a totally different person, but- - Oh, well, here you go, Barbara. - It was so nice to meet you. - Thank you. - Bye. - Bye. - Okay, let's go see where I'm speaking. - Let's. Whoa, well, that's one way to go. - For the record, I would never wear garland. - No, the title. "Christmas Romance, New Years Wedding." Yikes, sounds rough. - Hey, don't knock it. And pay attention. - You and Valerie could be planning a honeymoon. - You think? - Oh, Ted. Dear, sweet, sweet Ted. Watch and learn, muffin. - Not to self, baked goods are on the table. (bells chiming) - Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the bestselling author of The Love Audit,... - Joanna Moret. - (audience applauding and cheering) - Hello. Thank you so much for being here with me today. Let's talk about love and how to find it, but more importantly how to keep it. By being here today, you have succeeded in taking the important first step. It's what you do next that's the difference between Christmas turkey with the future in-laws or TV dinners at home, alone. So, that's why I have created the love triangle; evaluate, concentrate, designate. First, evaluate your potential mates as objectively as you can. Next, you need to concentrate on your romantic goals. Finally, you must designate what is important to you. And that means making hard choices. Is this person really fulfilling me? If I don't like something, can I tell them? And you have to ask yourself what can I live with, and more importantly without? Because you are so worthy of love. Take a look around. Remember, you don't succumb to loneliness, you conquer it! - (audience cheering and applauding) Thank you. Thank you so much. (light music) There you go, thank you. Yeah, let's get a picture. - One, two, three. - (camera clicking) - Thank you. - Thank you. Bye. - Oh, gosh, they were great. Really in tune, don't you think? - Totally. - Okay, let's hear it. I can take it. - Uh, hear what? - No, you came, you saw, I'd really like to hear what you think. - Okay, well, it felt a little surface. Cold maybe. Yeah, that if things aren't working out it's just move on without trying to fix them. You say that's the path to love or marriage, but maybe some people might think it's... selfish. - Is Valerie selfish for going for what she wants? - That's different, she's different. - Is she? Is it better to not be honest with yourself or your partner for the sake of a relationship that isn't particularly going well? - I just believe that people are perfectly imperfect. That flaws can be charming, you know? And make you laugh, make you smile. That you need that spark. - Imperfections also add up, cause rifts. One person's charming flaw is another's irritating fail. I just don't understand why you think telling people to go for the best is wrong. - Because the best is an illusion. Sometimes it's not the power suit, but the pair of old jeans with a rip in the seam and a hole in the knee that make you realise you're comfortable with who you are and who you're with. - Comfortable is complacent. (Ted scoffs) - Joanna? - Oh, Mr. MacAllen. Hi, Joanna Moret. It is such a pleasure to meet you. - Call me George please. - This is Ted Domrose. - Hi. - My boyfriend. - Pleasure to meet you, sir. - I am thrilled that you or that the two of you are gonna be joining us for our Christmas Eve Gala. Everyone at MacAllens is very much looking forward to what you're going to do to make it special, extra-special. We want the best that Joanna Moret can offer in decor, music, food and that holiday feeling that only you can bring. And frankly, what you show to us, we wanna show to everyone everyday in their living rooms across this country. - Phew, no pressure. - (Joanna chuckling) - Mr. MacAllen, George, um, I am just so thrilled with the opportunity to give your event every bit of my passion and ingenuity. - Oh, perfect. We're prepared to have you both up tomorrow afternoon. - Great. - Tomorrow? - Yeah. - Sounds fun. - Well, I won't let you down. - Joanna, it's been an absolute pleasure. I'm so excited about collaborating with you. Very nice to meet you, Ted. - You too. - I'm looking forward to getting to know both of you more. - Yes, us as well. - Right back at you, sir. - Great. - All right. - I'll see you. - Can't wait. - Okay. - Bye. - Bye now. He's good. (light dramatic music) - What's wrong? - Less than a week. - To be perfect. - To be perfect. Okay, we have about 29 hours to learn enough about each other to convince Mr. MacAllen that we've been together forever and I'm not a total fraud. - 29 hours. - Yup. - Well, we better get to work, dinner roll. (car engines humming) All right, home sweet home. (keys rattling) - Okay, I stand corrected. The North Pole relocated here. Right here. (gentle music) - You can tell a lot about a person from their tree. This is my parents and me when I came home for Christmas the first year I left for school. - You all look happy. - Yeah, we were. Christmas is a huge deal in my family. We have relatives flying in from all over the place, my parents and I cook, there's kids and music, a tonne of presents. - How about you? - I'm an only child. Uh, the rest of my family is scattered and my parents retired to the sunny side of Florida. - Hm. - They take this holiday cruise to the Bahamas, which doesn't exactly scream winter wonderland to me. But yeah, as a kid I couldn't get enough of spending time with family. - The lights, the snow, the big tree. - The big tree. - As I got older, most of the time was spent with friends in the city. We called ourselves holiday orphans. And then, you know, someone would get adopted out when they found a new family to spend Christmas with. - Kinda like what happened with you and Valerie? - Her family is great. Very open, very loud. - (Joanna chuckling) But it was a whirlwind. You know, catching up with people she wanted to see, running errands. Sometimes I felt like it woulda been really nice just to have some quiet time with a cocoa and a fireplace. - Did you ever tell her this? - No, I, I don't know. - Well, that brings us to our next lesson: Christmas cards! They are a great way to tell the people that you love that you love them. Okay, this one is for Uncle Louie, that's my mom's brother. Super nice guy, very funny, museum curator, perpetually single. - You know, my Aunt Joyce never married, my dad's sister. She teaches history and she volunteers at an antique shop. - Maybe Uncle Lou and Aunt Joyce should get together and go bowling. - Yes. See, interesting people find interest in each other. Not everything in "The Love Audit" is so bad. Okay, I think this is the last one. All right. - This was all an elaborate rouse to get me to help you with your Christmas cards, wasn't it? - You found me out. - I will forgive you on one condition. - Name it. # On Christmas day # # La, la, la, la # - # Ooh, la, la, la, la # - All right. Nothing cider and cookie can't fix. All is forgiven. - Wow, it's that easy? - Ah, your book is a little too long, but okay, I'm curious. How did you become Joanna Moret? - Well, I always loved crafting and baking, fixing things. So, I went to design school and then I started this tiny little business out of my living room where I help people plan parties and family gatherings, Christmas', and I realised people wanted more than just how to string perfect lights, so I started giving advice and they kept asking. Then, I met Goldie and the rest is history. Right time, right place. I'm gonna open your eyes to what it is Valerie wants, what you want and how to get it. You'll see. - We used to be so in sync. Or so I thought and then ka pow! - Don't give up on Valerie just yet. Remember, you have a secret weapon. Me. - Okay. - Mm hm. - About covers it, huh? - We're here. I think so. - I had a good time. - Thank you. - No, I should be thanking you. It's not everyday you learn so much about the boyfriend you've supposedly had for years. - Yeah, makes sense. # Oh, holy night # # The stars are brightly shining # # It is the night of our dear saviour's birth # # Long lay the world in sin and error # - Well, you better get inside before too much of this stuff falls. I make a pretty mean snowball. - Ooh, I hope to see the day. - Good night, Joanna. - Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. - Game time. - Game time. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Go team. - Good night. - Bye. (Ted sighs) (upbeat festive music) - Ted. - (car door slamming) - (Ted sighs) - Hey. - So, you ready? - Yeah, let's go over the game plan. We play couple, I do business, I get show, we break up. - When you say it like that it makes me wonder how anyone can think romance is dead. - Ugh, you're right. This is never gonna work. I mean, how could I think this could work? - No, no, this is gonna work 'cause you know how to make it work. The things you do are special because you're special. You wouldn't be here if you weren't. (light dramatic music) - You really do have a lot of stuff. - I'm looking for a book. - Right now? - Why do you need a book? - (Joanna hushes) - It's a finger book fortune. It's a trick my nana taught me. You let the words speak to you. - Hey, this is my fortune. Get your own. - (Ted chuckling) - Uh. Ah,... a trick my auto shop teacher taught me. - You took auto shop? - Never. Ooh, very interesting, very telling. - Care to share? - It's my message. - It's my car manual. - Okay, if you must know what the fates have in store for me. 'This vehicle may hydroplane while driving at high speeds on a slick or wet road.' (Joanna chuckling) - Perfect. - (Joanna sighs) - All right. It's now or never. - Okay. - Wow. - (Joanna gasping) - So, this is what hit TV gets you. Good to know. You know, I've heard stories that ringing the doorbell can help. Or if you're old school, you can knock. - I'm thinking. - Oh, oh, I see. You're willing George to throw open the door and whisk us inside. - Joanna, Ted, come on in outta the cold. Come on in. - You're good. - Hi. - Good morning. - Hey, Ted. - Wow, this is stunning and not decorated at all. (Ted chuckling) (Joanna sighs) The tree will go right there. - Oh, I'm just, I'm already getting ideas. I can't wait to get started. - I'm so glad. You know, I have the feeling this is the start of something wonderful. - I couldn't agree more. - (gentle music) - Please meet my head of development and production, my son, Del. - Joanna Moret, brilliant and creative love expert. The pleasure is certainly mine. - It's so nice to meet you. - Uh, hi, I'm Ted, Joanna's boyfriend. - Ah, I didn't know who to expect. You've been shrouded in secrecy. - Oh, well. - So, this the perfect yet elusive boyfriend. We've run the figures and the facts. Joanna Moret is good business; loyal fans, solid readership. We wanna turn that into viewership and not only expand your horizons, but shatter them. - Geez. - Pardon? - Geez, she's the best. - (all chuckling) - I'm sure. - That sounds truly incredible. - Well, incredible and doable. Your ad revenues increase year to year, and your awareness level among perspective viewers is nothing short of a dream. - Hm, no pressure. - No worries. - (Joanna giggling) - Sorry, I'm just, I'm so thrilled that you're interested in me. In my work. - Well, now that Del's nicely laid the groundwork, what do you say we grab a quick bite? I'll have your things brought in, taken up, and we can enjoy ourselves. - That sounds wonderful. - That would be darling, darling. - Great, follow me. - You know, Del, could Ted and I have just a moment? - Of course, dining room is right through there. - Great. - Okay. - We'll be right there. - Save us a spot. - (both chuckling) Okay, what? - What was that for? - What was that for? - What are you doing? - What am I doing? - Stop, stop answering my questions with a question. Okay, you are going to blow our cover and completely derail this. - I don't like how Mr. Three Piece Suit is talking to you. He's so smarmy, robotic. - Or he's an executive getting to know a potential client. - Oh, Joanna. - You're a producer. Right, you have to put people at ease every day before you put them on TV. - And there's a big difference between talking to someone with respect and talking to them like,... - like... - Okay, Ted, I appreciate this, I do, but we need this to work. - Oh, but the way he talks and acts. He's, he's so calculated, so perfect. - Is someone jealous? - Jealous, ha! - (Joanna hushes) - Let me point out that I'm your boyfriend. - Uh, not really. - And he's named after a computer. - (Joanna chuckling) - Okay, okay, all right, we need to pull it together. Pull it together. Let's get back out there before they think anything is going on. Just let me get started on the gala and then we will start on your and Valerie's romance number two. - Okay, fine, but I don't like the way he's talking to you. - What have I gotten us into? - Yeah, what have you gotten us into? - Stop answering my questions with a question. - Okay. (upbeat festive music) - Well, Del was quite a handful, especially at Christmas, and don't let him tell you otherwise. - I plead the fifth and I kindly ask my father to as well. - Well, in all fairness, he did find an outlet for his energies with the company. - Well, you produce some wonderful content. It's really impressive. - Thank you. Thank Del, he worked hard. Although I do believe there are times when he prefers his development reports to people. - You always know where you stand with facts and figures. I'm a big fan of to-do lists. - Yeah, but it's fun putting the show together, too. You know, wrangling the elements, being part of the little moments that you don't expect. Right, pumpkin? - You know, I'm a big fan of to-do lists, too. - Yeah and that reminds me, let's talk gala. - Ah, down to business. - Ah, I would love to get started as soon as possible. I have to admit given the grandeur of the event, I was a bit surprised to see the house wasn't decorated at all. Not even a tree. - My mother took care of the interior. - Mrs. MacAllen passed away early in the year just after the holidays. - It wasn't the holidays until you heard her voice echoing, "More garland, brighter lights, bigger ornaments." - I'm so sorry for your loss. - Our sympathies, truly. - Thank you, we, we appreciate that. And my dear, she was quite the fan of yours. In fact, your being here is just as much of a request of ours as it would be a wish fulfilled for her. - Wow, I don't know what to say. Thank you. - Well, if you'd like to get started, no time like the present. Follow me. (light festive music) So, here it is. (Joanna scoffs) Ted, stand corrected again. - The North Pole relocated here. - Uh, yeah. - My gosh. I can't believe how much stuff is in here. Oh and it's all so beautiful. Is all this vintage? - Yeah, my mother used to believe in adding to her collection without ever taking away. - You know, she used to say, "The Christmas of the past- - "Is its own Christmas present." - That's from my first book. I'm so flattered she found anything I said helpful. - Well, I'll leave you to it. - Great, thanks, Del. - No, why don't, why don't you stay? It would be much faster with you as our guide. - Of course. - Great. - Efficiency is key. - Yeah, uh, why don't we just take everything we can down. - Del, perhaps we can stage things in the main hall? - I think that'll be fine. - All right, well, we better get nut crackin'. Get it, nut crack? Okay, after you. (Ted sighs) - Hey, you all right? - Yeah, I'm just, there's so much history here. These are all of their memories. (light festive music) You know what, I'm better than fine. I think I just figured out my theme. - First Christmas forever memories. - I'll leave you to it. (light festive music) (papers rustling) - Where is he? - Valerie. Um, not here. - Cameron,... - I got you this job. You owe me. - Joanna Moret asked him out and he must've said yes 'cause he took a few days off to spend time with her and then went - to George MacAllen's mansion to help her on a project. - Did he now? (Valerie scoffs) (light dramatic music) (Cameron sighs) (Del sighs) - The last of it here. (Joanna sighs) It's a lot of stuff. - Yeah, my mother ran the decorating staff like a well-oiled machine. They'll of course be at your complete disposal. - This event was really as much my mother's as my father's. - I won't let you down. - I don't doubt it. - Del. - Ted. (Joanna sighs) - No pressure. - Hey, you can do this 'cause you know how to do this. Making moments and memories. Besides, it's never just business when people are involved. - Are you reading my book? (Joanna giggling) - Okay, I'm gonna leave you and your notebook to workup some Christmas magic. Good night, Joanna. - Good night. (soft festive music) # 'Tis the season # # You can feel it in the air # # There is a reason # # It's a time beyond compare # # Presents all around the tree # # But that's not all I see # # Warm by the fireside # # A picture perfect holiday # # Now, the falling snow and mistletoe # # The magic of Christmas # - # Lights on the tree # - (zipper buzzing) # Stand next to me # (Ted sighs) - (light dramatic music) - (ball thudding) (Ted gasps) - Valerie? - Just when were you gonna tell me? - Tell you what? - The secret to your grandmother's rice pudding. - That you've been dating Joanna Moret! - No, Val, it's not- - Don't you Val me. - Okay, Valerie, it's not what you think. - What are you even doing here? You broke up with me. - (Valerie scoffs) - No, no, I stepped back. - Let me quote, "It's over, we're through, I'm breaking up with you." - I needed space. - So you said all that 'cause you needed space. What, all of it? - Yes! Probably when you crowded our relationship with another woman. - Would you stop. - (ball thudding) - Ow, man, stop that! - Don't tell me what to do. - What are you doing? What are you doing? Where are you going? - To give a little advice to my own. I bet she never saw this coming in her love gestures. - No, would you, Valerie! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Valerie! - So, where is she? - Let me explain. - Uh, believe me, by all means, I can't wait to hear it. - I was gonna tell you earlier, but everything happened so fast. - These things usually do. - Keep your voice down, please! - Okay, what is going on down here? - George, Del, (chuckling). - Joanna. - Ted. - Valerie. - Oh. - Well, now that we've established names, can anyone please tell me who this woman is and why is she in my foyer? - Of course, Mr. MacAllen. This is you know, um, she's- - My assistant. - She is? - Yep. - She is! And now, this is a funny story. Valerie was trying to reach Joanna to get some things signed for Goldie. - That's my agent, as you know. - Her agent, yes. But the cell reception was not working very well and she couldn't get a hold of her, so she took it upon herself to drive all the way down here. - I know, she's such a go-getter. Such an angel. - Yeah, but uh, but, but she got lost and that's why it's so late, and we're so sorry. - Yeah, but here she is right? Isn't that right, Valerie? - Yeah, you made it. (suspenseful music) - Yes. - So, we're so sorry about the late night intrusion and the slight change of plans. - Well, as long as things are all sorted out. - Mm hm. - In that case I will bid you good night again. - Good night. - Night. - Okay, well, it's all settled then. - Yeah. - Well, we should get those papers signed. I'm sure Goldie wants them ASAP. - She's been waiting. And we'll get you back to the city as soon as humanly possible. - On the road again, yeah. - Nonsense, there's already a bedroom made up next to Joanna's. Stay the night. It'll be safer than driving home in that snow. - Thank you. - What you- - How kind of you. - (Del chuckling) - Okay, Valerie, I will show you to your quarters. - Great. - Follow me. (Joanna chuckling) - Del. - We need to talk. - Come on. Let's go. Can you do this for me? - First of all, Valerie, it's very nice to meet you. I promise you none of this is what it looks like. - That's exactly what he said. - Because it's true! - Ted, can I handle this? - I'm just- - Actually, if you could step outside for just a minute. - That'd be great. - Hm. - (Valerie sighs) - (Joanna sighs) - Okay, uh, here's what's really going on. (door thudding) (Ted sighs) - Look, I met Ted at the studio. This was Ted's idea. - Are you serious? - I'm serious. - Okay, just let me say my piece. - (Joanna chuckling) - Thank you so much. I can't believe you went out with another woman just for me. It's so- - Insane. - Romantic. And the fact that you, Joanna Moret, would bother to take an interest in Ted. - I'm right here. - And me to try to help. - Oh, oh, what can I say. - I think this is a good stopping point. (gentle music) - Hi, if you could just set those right there. Perfect, thank you. - Good morning. - Good morning. This is one of my favourite Christmas memories. - There's nothing more Christmas than baking cookies. - I used to love watching my mother bake with the staff. You know, I'd always steal one thinking she didn't see, and she would let me, pretending she didn't see. - Well, if you steal one of mine, I will see you. - (Joanna giggling) - I'm kidding. - You know, we do have people to do this. - Oh, I know and your staff has been so helpful. Helping me decorate inside and out, but you know, some things you just wanna do yourself. Wanna try? - I dunno. - Ah, don't fight it. - This is new territory for me. Me and cookie cutter could be dangerous. - I have faith in you and besides, I made another batch just in case. So, it helps if you think you're not just making a cookie, you know, you're making a memory. - It's okay to have a little fun while you're doing it. - (both chuckling) - All right. - Nice. - Good morning. - Morning, hi. - Aw, poor reindeer. Did he fall off the roof? - Yeah, I'm guess I'm a little better at banking than baking. - Well, I think it's great. Ah and by the way, I wanted to tell you the music is set, the menu is confirmed, they're shipping the placards, and I have one more little surprise for you guys. - When did you do all that? - Oh, efficiency is key, remember? - Good morning. - Val, you're here. Shouldn't you be hitting the road? - It can wait. - But you didn't bring any of your stuff. - Right, that's- - So. - I had a bag packed of some things from my last trip. I'm a wiz at adjusting to new and surprising situations. Besides, Joanna doesn't mind her awesome number one assistant helping out. Isn't that right? - How could I say no? All right, well, I'm just gonna finish up here. I gotta get these in the oven, prep some pies, and then we'll get on the tree cutting. - Tree cutting? - Well, call me old fashioned, but that's usually how you get one from out there, in here. Oh, I mean the gorgeous smell of fresh pine. - You can buy that you know? Trees, too. - Valerie, sometimes it's nice to do things the old fashioned way. - It is? - You know, we have people that take care of the tree as well. - Oh, I know. I'm one of them. (light music) (Joanna sighs) - (suspenseful music) - (Joanna screams) - What are you doing in my closet? - You mean our closet. My room's just right over there, roomie. Isn't this the coolest thing ever? - It's... something. - I'm just gonna go get a handle on the tree. - Oh, I'm coming with you. We all are, I think. - Great. I can't believe you've never really explored your property. I can't get enough of it. - How about that one? - Uh, too small. - I've probably seen more of your house than you have. - And in record time. Since as far back as I can remember I felt busy. You know, most kids play tag and I played TV producer. My dad to thank for that. But it all worked out in the end. (Joanna giggling) This one right here. - Ah, ooh, too wide, sorry. I want you to know I've really been enjoying my time here. Things are moving more quickly than I ever could have hoped. I don't know, maybe it's a Christmas miracle. - I don't know, I've seen you with your lists and notebook, and schedules. Making sure there's a place for everything, and everything in its place. I like that in a partner. In someone I'm working with. What is it, "Complimenting your partner is in itself a big compliment." - Hm, chapter four. - Kissing up, huh? - You got it. - (Joanna giggling) - They're having a good time. - Yeah, he's probably talking to her about spreadsheets. - At least he's talking to her. - The talking was never our problem. It was me saying the wrong thing. (Valerie sighs) Joanna says that- - Val. - (Valerie scoffs) Valerie, look, sometimes I wonder if maybe that wasn't our problem, "Joanna says." And maybe I needed to know what you were thinking. What you wanted. - Just because I was following advice from someone else doesn't mean it wasn't what I was feeling. Whether Joanna says or Valerie thinks, it's still me. - Valerie. (light chiming) (Valerie sighs) - Del, it's important to know that you're not, we're not just getting a tree. - Let's go. - I mean that's you know, branches and needles. - So, what are we getting? - Um, it's a symbol, a greeting. A Christmas tree should you know, remind people of their childhood, of cherished memories. It should reflect the spirit of Christmas, of love and family and friends. Those still with us and those who have gone. (gentle music) - There. There it is. (light festive music) (Joanna sighs) - There it is. (gentle music) - This'll certainly make a statement. - It's not even decorated yet. That's the best part. It'll only get more beautiful. - Well, things are already looking beautiful. - (Del sighs) - (soft music) - You made that, didn't you? - How could you tell? - I know that look. Come here, bring those. You know, I think that ornament should go right here, front and centre, right? - Yeah, I think so. - Yeah. - You know, Joanna, you have such an interesting way of looking at things. That's why I wanted you. The show. - You've opened my eyes to so many more possibilities. - Hm. - It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas. - Oh, George. Hello. - Dad. - I just thought I'd pop in and see how things are going. - I think tomorrow you'll really see a transformation. - Hm, I want you to know I'm especially looking forward to the tree. It was one of my wife's greatest achievements, and considering she followed your lead for many years, I'm sure it's in great hands. - I think so. I wouldn't make you an promises I couldn't keep. - Great. Well, good night. - Good night. - Well, I better get back to my work. - Yeah. - And I'll leave you to yours. - Okay. (gentle music) (light chiming) (gentle music) (fist knocking) Hi. Come in, come in, please. Welcome to your first session. It's a little unorthodox, but please have a seat. (Joanna sighs) Good morning. Okay, uh, well, today, I wanna work on some core concepts. Respect, love, understanding and passion. It's important to talk to your partner about these concepts, but since your communication hasn't been great up to this point, instead of saying them to each other, you'll be saying them to me as if I was your partner. I find that sometimes the things you can't say to someone's face are usually the most honest. So, Valerie, you're up first. And Ted, if you could just look away. Yes, turn. Thank you. Valerie, Ted. Now, tell me how you're feeling. And remember respect, love, understanding and passion. - All right, fine. Ted, sometimes I wish you would respect the fact that all I'm asking you to do is try a little bit harder to take things more seriously. And passion, I guess love the love gestures more. That napkin was a nice touch. You could do that more often. And that's it. - Good. - Your turn, honey. - Okay, Ted, you're up. Tell me how it is you're feeling. (Ted sighs) - I just, I want you to look at me and see who I am... inside. I'm not perfect. If I've learned anything it's that life is not one big solid picture. It's a series of moments. You know, incredible little slices of silly and serious that affect you in ways that sometimes you don't even understand, and that's okay. I just want you to love those moments with me,... no matter how big or small. I wanna make you happy, especially when you're not, and I want you to know that my shoulders are strong enough to carry your laughter and your tears. That when you come to a crossroads I'm gonna be there to help guide you. And that everything I do will shine a light on how even in the harshest of winters, you are my infinite summer. I may not always succeed, but I will always try. Even if I am... (sighs) perfectly imperfect. (Joanna sighs) - Um. Great work, both of you. - Sweetie, you'll get there. You just have to really work the system. We're doing the tree today, right? - Mm hm. (Valerie sighs) - Hey, Joanna, um- - You know, I should, I should head downstairs. There's a lot going on today. It's a little overwhelming. (gentle music) (Ted sighs) - Hi. - Hello. - Great, if you could just take those into the kitchen please. - Yep. - Thank you. Right around the corner in the bedroom. - Care for this one? - Oh, great. Thank you. - You got it. (light festive music) - That looks great. How about one over there? It's perfect. - Ted, I know we can make this work- - You're right. - Oh, okay. - We just have to really focus on each other and be a team. - I know. - We've always made it work in the past. - Okay. - I know we can figure this out. - Yeah, I'll think about it. (fist knocking) - Come in. (door creaking) - Hi. - Hi. (door thudding) (Ted sighs) - I'm kind of at a loss for words. - For the first time I feel like I don't have control over ever aspect of my life and it's really freaking me out. - And is that such a bad thing? Not knowing exactly how everything's gonna turn out. - Ted, the things you said today to Valerie, to me, they really excited me, but they also really scare me because I don't know what the future looks like. - I think we need to break up and end this charade. - What? - This whole thing's becoming a disaster. The illusion was supposed to be fun and easy. Manageable at least. You can't control feelings. That's the illusion. I'm not an expert and I figured that out. You wrote a book about it and you still haven't. You had this grand plan, but as you say, "you don't make plans to break them, you make them to be them." I'm not sure I know what that means, but I do know I can't pretend to be the perfect boyfriend for you if I'm trying to be the perfect boyfriend for Valerie. - Ted, is this really what you want? - Don't you see you're on the cusp of your dotted line. You're gonna get your show. You're gonna do amazing things. - Ted, I feel like- - And I've seen how Del looks at you. I told you about it the moment he saw you, and seeing you two together, you with your philosophies and lists, him with his spreadsheets and savvy and suits. It's a match made in, if not heaven, on paper. And it's more real than anything you told me I was pretending to be for you. But it's fine, you know? You're free now to pursue Del. Valerie and I'll continue to work on whatever it is we're working on. George will be thrilled as he ever was. Joanna, you deserve the perfect boyfriend. Someone who thinks like you, someone who wants success like you. You can have that. It's real and it's waiting for you right outside. It's a win-win. - Well, it sounds like you have it all figured out. - I learned from the best. - (door creaking) - (door thudding) (Joanna sighs) - Your favourite coffee spot? - Yeah, they make the best mocha flavour though. (Ted sighs) You'll love it. - It's chilly. - Woo, it is freezing. - After you. - Thank you. - You all right? - Yep, all set. (sombre music) - So, it's certainly been an interesting few days. - In what way? - Well, you come to organise our Christmas event, something we weren't sure could even be done, and somehow we ended up baking cookies, and talking about our past and getting to know one another. - I've been busy, haven't I? - I'd say the toper though is probably your unorthodox assistant showing up late one night unannounced. - That was the toper. - There's something about her though. I can't put my finger on it. In any case, it definitely hasn't been business as usual. - Look, Del, there's something that I should mention that you should know. Ted and I aren't actually, we're not... Things aren't going well. - Is that so? - Yeah, yeah. I really don't wanna get into the details of it, but I want you and your father to know that no matter what happens between him and I, it will in no way affect my ability to produce the work with every ounce of creativity and professionalism that you are expecting of me. - I don't doubt it. Joanna, you are your work and your work is you. In a really short time I've gotten to know you through it. So, what is it? Evaluate, designate and concentrate. - Yeah. - If I'm honest, I don't see Ted as being the kinda guy that can follow those rules. I mean, how many points if he really scoring doing the things you need? And is he able to put into practise any of your tactics? - Gosh, you make it sound like I wrote a military handbook. - Yeah (chuckling). Yeah, whatever works, right? You know, get people to step in line. (light dramatic music) (muffled talking) - That's a lotta books. - We have a long road ahead of us, Ted. If we ever wanna get back to that perfect place we were in, you're gonna have to work at it, - but I'm here to help. - (Ted scoffs) Oh, "The Business of Love." That's perfect. - I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I? - It's more than reading. - I'm not ruling out seminars or therapy. - (Ted chuckling) - Have you ever tried hypnosis? - You're not listening. - You're right. - I am? - You can't even put your socks on in the dark. How are you gonna hypnotise yourself? - No. - Honey, I've seen it. One blue, one brown, not a good look. - I mean no to listening to people who don't even know me telling me how and when to feel. Also that we can get back to something that was not only never perfect, it probably never existed. - What are you saying, Ted? - Val, I think you know. - Don't Val me. - Okay, Valerie, if we're gonna do this, if we're meant to be, then we have to find our way back there by ourselves. Without "The Business of Love"... and without "The Love Audit." (Valerie sighs) (gentle music) - Joanna. Come on and join me. - Sure. Hey. - I want you to know and I would never say this lightly, the house has never looked better in such a short time. And Mrs. MacAllen would be proud and so should you. - That, that means the world to me. I just, I want this event to be perfect. - No matter what. - No matter what? That signals to me something might be the matter. Ted's a good man. I like his energy, I like what he's doing in his career. He's a man on the way up and I think I may even be able to help lift him. - Oh, my gosh, that would mean more to him than you know. - Okay, well then I'll make sure that I tell him myself. Now, that aside I don't think I'm too far off by saying you two have hit a rough patch. - Yeah. - Actually, you and Ted remind me a lot of Mrs. MacAllen and I. Now, I don't wanna get myself in hot water here saying this to an expert such as yourself, but having spent more time around the sun than I'd like to admit, sometimes love doesn't have hard and fast rules. All we needed was each other. A hand to hold and a heart to love to tell us what we already knew and what we felt. What I believe you feel for Ted and what Ted feels for you because love, my dear, will always be a gamble. - What if you take that chance and you lose? How can I not look at this relationship through the lens of my own advice? Things that I'm telling everyone else they should be doing, shouldn't I be doing them too? And with Ted, he's, he's always joking around and I'm serious. He's always dressed for the mall and I'm you know, dressed in a power suit. He's always thinking about what's happening right then in the moment and I'm always thinking about the future. How is the world is that ever gonna work? I know who I am and what I want. Or I thought I did. (Joanna sighs) How can I start something new at this point that everyone else is gonna think is a lie? - Happiness is never a lie, not to yourself or others. And you asked a question, what happens if you take a chance on love and you lose? I think that's the wrong question for you. I think the one you should ask instead is what happens if I never take a chance on love at all? (gentle music) - Oh, Valerie, hi. - Are you looking for Ted? - Yeah, I um, I just needed to tell him something. - I was going to get a snack. It's been kind of a strange day. - Yeah, that's an understatement. Look, Valerie, I hope you know I never meant to do anything to hurt you or Ted. - I know. As you say, "Good intentions are not safe from complex execution." I think he's leaving and I think I'm okay with that. I don't know. I think, I think I've been doing too much thinking to tell you the truth. You spend so much time with someone looking for them to be what you want instead of enjoying who they are. - Believe me I know. - Do you also believe in, I guess like at first sight with someone you don't really know? Is that crazy? Is it wrong? - I think it's wrong not to go for what will make you happy. Like, love, interest, whatever. My advice is to forget all of my other advice. Forget the scorecards, the suits, go for the spark. - I kinda like suits. I'm not angry. I want you to know that. - I'm really glad you're here. On Christmas morning everyone gets excited to open up their presents. Running to the Christmas tree, unwrapping, ripping all the Christmas paper. Sommersault Single Hammock only twenty four dollars ninety-eight 11cm Poinsettia Plant just six dollars eighty-seven Where you find a competitor's lower price on the same stocked item, we'll beat it by 15 percent. # Bunnings Warehouse # You can put a little magic under the tree for everyone this Christmas - (fist knocking) - Ted, can we... Ted? (car door slamming) - (shoes thudding) - (floor creaking) (car engine rumbling) - (Joanna sighs) - (sombre music) (Joanna sighs) - Joanna, good morning. I was just thinking about you. - Can I get you some coffee? - Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. - Uh, Del, I need to talk to you about something. - Wonderful. I also have some news. - What's this? - The contract for your very own show. I thought you'd wanna see it. Look, my father is way more into surprises than I am, so try to look just so when he announces it. My hunch is it'll be at the gala in front of everyone. So, in terms of scheduling we're gonna wanna get started on concept and development as soon as possible in the new year. I think we'll also wanna schedule some meetings with marketing. Oh, what is it, did I miss something? I thought you'd be thrilled. - Del, no, it's, this is incredible. It's more than I ever could have imagined, but before we go any further, there's something that you should know. - Excuse me? - Okay, here we go. Del, I don't think I've ever even been in love. The guy that I wrote about in my book, um, that was more of the version of what I hoped for or what I wanted, but not all the version I actually ended up with. And uh, on that note, that man was also not Ted. Ted and I were never actually in a relationship. I, uh, I just met him about a week ago, and I brought him here because I wanted to prove to everyone, myself included, that I was in fact an expert at everything. I lied to a lot of people and I'm not proud of it, and I can't continue to do it. So, if that's the woman you're looking for, I'm sorry, but daytime television will have to survive with one less show. - Unbelievable. Joanna, that is amazing. I mean, you're incredible. - You're, you're not upset? - Are you kidding? You just executed the most brilliant marketing strategy. (light playful music) I can picture the billboards. When love comes clean. You can tell the story in the pilot episode, love, loss, redemption. Your fans will eat it up. Look, Joanna, you came here to do a job and you've done it beautifully. So, whether or not Ted is really your boyfriend is irrelevant now 'cause we're in the business of Joanna Moret, dating or otherwise and frankly, otherwise is fine with me. - I- - Have dinner with me. - Uh, to discuss the show or as a date? - It makes sense. It adds up, you, me, us. It's a partnership. - Del, I'm so sorry. I can see how you may have thought I was going in a different direction with this, but I'm not looking for a business transaction. I'm looking for love. You know, romance, the spark. I'm learning that that gut feeling is more important than being a match made on paper. - I can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed,... - a little embarrassed. - (Joanna chuckling) But I can say that I still make deals and yours is still very much on the table. Don't pass this up because of my misunderstandings. You're too good a businesswoman and person to let this go. Don't let this be the one that got away. - But what about your father? Will he feel the same way? - I'll talk to him. I'm sure he'd be thrilled if you said yes. - Well, thank you. Then yes (giggling). - All right, back to my spreadsheets. - Well, I look forward to our working relationship, and I'll see you tonight at the gala. (light music) - (both screaming) - Valerie! - (Joanna chuckling) That uh, that's my dress. - It is? Joanna, I had no idea. It was just hanging up and I didn't bring any fancy to wear- - Valerie. - Because I didn't know there was gonna be a party. - And when I found out there was a party- - Valerie. - I grabbed the first thing I saw which was this dress, your dress, and I can totally put it back right now- - Valerie! - Yes? - I, I think that dress would look beautiful on you. - You do? - Stunning. I'd go as far as to say I think that dress was meant to be worn by you. - What will you wear? - Um. - Wait! Don't say a word. Just come with me. I'll handle this, roomie. - Friend. - Oh, don't make me cry. ("Deck The Halls") - Thank you very much for coming. - It's good to see you. - Enjoy yourself. - Please enjoy yourself. Merry Christmas. - This is incredible. - By the way, have you seen Joanna around? - No, I haven't. I believe she had one last thing to do. (gentle music) (Joanna sighs) You look absolutely stunning, Val. I mean, Valerie, sorry. - Thank you. You can call me Val. But this dress is actually- - What she couldn't wait to wear all week for such an important event. Oh, George, Del, I wanna apologise. - One never need to say sorry for delivering on every promise and then some, while finding a way to do it all so beautifully. - Isn't that right, Del? - Without question. - Oh, thank you both for that, for understanding, for everything. - Would you accompany me to the main hall? I think it's time for my entrance. - I would love to. ("The First Noel") (Valerie sighs) - Shall we? (gala guests talking over each other) - Thank you for doing this. You did what I thought might've been impossible, but our house and our hearts are more loved than I had ever dreamed. - Well, remember when I said I had one last surprise in store? Would you mind following me? I have something I'd like to show you. (Joanna sighs) You have kept your wife's memory alive in this house and in this event and that is a very special gift. You were brave enough to share that with me, so I wanted to return the favour by allowing you to share it with everyone else. (gentle music) - I haven't seen that photo in over 30 years. - And those are your guests on their first Christmas'. - This Christmas will always be special because of you. ("The First Noel") - Excuse me. - (glass clinking) Excuse me, please, Mr. MacAllen would like to say a few words. - Um, I wanna thank all of you, friends, family and colleagues for taking the time to spend another glorious Christmas Eve with us tonight. My beautiful wife Caroline is no longer here. She would have loved this. She believed in someone who helped my son and I realise that she will always live in our hearts. So, I'd like you to join me in thanking the woman who is at the helm of this incredible event and who soon will be at the helm of her very own television show where she will share her gifts. - Ladies and gentlemen, the star of "Living and Loving," Joanna Moret. - (guests applauding) - Thank you. - (guests cheering) Thank you. Oh, I can't believe it. - Congratulations. - Please enjoy the party. So, "Living and Loving," huh? - I was thinking on my toes. - I like it. - Yeah? - And I believe we will do our best to show everyone with a television how to do both. - You'll figure it out five days a week. Although you might need a little bit of help. - Yeah, I wish Ted were here to see this, hear the news. - He is. - Christmas miracles. - (gentle music) - Nice tux. - Eh, and you, I mean, you look- - Oh, well, they're not jeans, but you know, baby steps. I thought I'd never get to see you again. - I was afraid that you wouldn't want to. Joanna, this is- You're amazing. You look amazing. I, I did wanna ask you, when we first got here, what did your finger book fortune say? (Joanna chuckling) You can tell me now. - "Follow your heart." - Well, that's good advice. - Yeah. And I have one very important question for you. - Uh oh. - Will you be my boyfriend? - For real this time? - Absolutely for real. No lists, no points, just us. - Then yes, absolutely yes. Merry Christmas, Joanna. - Merry Christmas, Ted. ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas") (Joanna giggling) - Hey, Joanna, I think we've already got to know each other. - It's possible.