(theme plays) Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2021 (theme plays) (applause) Hello and welcome to The Big Fat Quiz of 2020. It's been such a fantastic year. I know you're really excited to relive it. (laughter) Even COVID couldn't kill this show, which is surprising because being big and fat puts us at a much higher risk. (laughter) We're allowed to make the show this evening because we're following COVID guidelines and because if we didn't make this show, you'd have to talk to your family. This is public service broadcasting. Let's meet tonight's teams. She's attractive, charismatic and fashionable, and he's sitting next to her. It's Maya Jama and David Mitchell. (applause) We had to separate them by two metres, not just because of the COVID restrictions, also the sexual chemistry. (laughter) Rawr. The next team is like when people try cinnamon in a Shepherd's pie. It shouldn't work and it probably won't. It's Stacey Solomon and James Acaster. (applause) Which one of us is cinnamon and which one's the Shepherd's pie? Um, everyone likes you, so you're the Shepherd's pie. All right, then. Whereas you're sweet and sexy. I'm happy either way with this. Finally, one's famous for hosting Travel Man and a bit weird and the other's famous for hosting Travel Man and a bit weird. There's clearly been some sort of mix up but we'll go with it. It's Richard Ayoade and Joe Lycett. (applause) I agree, I agree. - You weirdo. You're so weird. - Weird? Weird? I dispute this. He said weirdly. OK. David, Maya, how was your lockdown? It's a bit of a pisser, isn't it, the pandemic? The global pandemic? Yeah, who knew? It was a bit of a pisser, wasn't it? (laughter) James, Stacey, how was your lockdown? Good. We did it together. Yeah, we went into lockdown together and we've been revising all year for this. (laughter) We got ourselves a tent. With the kids. With the kids and my partner. (laughter) That can make things a little bit awkward but not when you're rolling with cinnamon here. Yeah, when you're rolling with old cinnamon knowledge, which is what I call myself in the quiz world... (laughter) ...it's fine. (Jimmy) How was your lockdown? I've had a fine lockdown, Jimmy. - Fine? - It's been all right. It's not been much different for me, of course. (laughter) Team names. David and Maya. What have you got? We haven't thought of one, so our team name is undecided. - Straight to the point. - So our team name is Undecided. (laughter) OK, so Undecided. James and Stacey, what have you got as a team name? Cinnamon Knowledge and the Shepherd's Quizzer. Shepherd's Quiz. How long were you revising for this moment? (laughter) (James) A whole year. A year. And if I'm honest, we were in that tent before there was even a lockdown announcement. You can over-revise. Joe, Richard, have you got a team name? Richard had a lovely thought. What about Lycett to Thrill? That's good. Lycett to Thrill it is. Right, let's get on with the show. Our first round is all about the year's top stories. COVID-19 dominated the headlines. The bad news was millions infected, families divided, the economy destroyed. The good news, no more queues at the post office. (laughter) Clap for carers was a way for the UK to show their appreciation for the NHS. I was very involved with clap for carers. I slept with two nurses, caught it off the first one, gave it to the second. (laughter) Donald Trump had a hell of a year. What's next for Trump? Well, judging by his size and shape, I imagine wave two will get him. (laughter) In September, Trump's tax returns were made public. Turns out the multi-millionaire only paid 750 dollars in tax. I don't know about you, but I'm warming to the guy. (laughter) Right, let's get started. I've got some questions for you. - Yes! - Straight in, oh yeah. - (Jimmy) In January-- - Wooh! (laughter) In January, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced plans to step back from royal duties and move to America. A term was coined to sum up the event and added to the Collins English Dictionary. What was it? Ditch the royals? Oh, no. I know what it was. I believe in you. I've got no idea. Shall I take this one? - I think I know what it is. - (Jimmy) OK, question two. Next it's over to the nation's favourite PE teacher. It's Joe Wicks, everyone. Hi, Jimmy. I loved keeping the nation fit and healthy during lockdown this year. Of course, one of the other ways to keep healthy was to remember the government's COVID safety slogans. The first was "Stay at home, protect the NHS, save lives". The second was "Stay alert, control the virus, save lives". But the third in September was just three simple words. What were they? OK, so the first slogan was "Stay at home, protect the NHS, save lives". The second was "Stay alert, control the virus, save lives". What was the third government slogan? (murmuring) Question number three. During a White House coronavirus briefing, Donald Trump suggested two new COVID treatments. What were his treatment suggestions? Two new treatment suggestions from Donald Trump. You get a point for each one. What does he suggest you do? Global pandemic. If I'm taking this seriously, I'll tell people what they should do. - Great. - OK, question number four. It wouldn't be the Big Fat Quiz of the Year without an appearance from the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School. Let's see what they have for us this year. Happy birthday, Mum. Maybe we should drive back home. What about your eyes? They have been sore. Let's test them by doing a short drive. Yay, to the car! I feel a bit sick. Let's sit down. Happy Easter to you. I recognise you. Let's drive back. I need a wee. Urgh. Hello there. BOTH: Lovely day for it. Let's go back to London tomorrow. Yay! (applause) Always adorable. So that was the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School, of course, doing Dominic Cummings' visit to Barnard Castle during the lockdown. - Oh, he's just told us. - Urgh. I thought that was going to be the answer. - That's not the answer. - We thought we had it. We were like-- Yeah, we were really confident with that. So the related question is, when caught, Cummings defended his actions with this statement. "I believe that in all circumstances, "I behaved blank and blank." Just fill in the blanks. - Oh, he thinks he did... - (Richard) I think one of them-- Sorry, Maya, what are you snacking on? It's part one of the show. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of ham and cheese down here. There's a lot of ham and cheese? Well, Peperami to be precise. (James) Peperami? Yeah and salami. Wooh. It's quite a range. Wow. You got full-on cheese balls. - It's Christmas, ain't it? - (laughter) Final question in this first round. I'm going to read you an excerpt from a letter that hit the news back in September. All I want to know is who was it from and who was it to? Here's the letter. "Like the brief time we had together "a year ago in Singapore, "every minute we shared 103 days ago in Hanoi "was also a moment of glory that remains a precious memory. "Such a precious memory "that I have in my unwavering respect for you "will provide impetus for me to take my steps when we walk towards each other again someday in the future." Who was that letter from and who was it to? I've got no idea. - I think-- - I need both for the point. You got both. Oh, yeah. Confidence, James, confidence. So first set of answers for you. I asked you what term was coined to describe Harry and Meghan moving to America. Did you get this? You did, of course. - Megxit. - Megxit. Yes, because it sounds like Brexit. Stacey? Megxit or... I said Megxit and... I thought it might be Brarry. (laughter) - Brarry? - Yes. Brexit and Harry together. So we agreed to disagree but we went with Megxit first. I think you get a point there. And you got this David, Maya? Yeah. We spelt it with a Z instead though, which is more futuristic and dynamic than the ancient X. Cowabunga, dude. - (laughter) - Thank you. Well done. - We're big in the game. - You're massive in the game. - We're down with the kids. - Huge. - Sure. - Yeah. Alright. Points all round there. Joe Wicks asked you if you knew what the government's third COVID slogan was. - Have you got it? - (James) Yeah. Kiss, cuddle, shag. I was dubious about this answer. What did you think it might be? Like don't kiss, don't cuddle and definitely don't shag. Well, the tent said differently. So kiss, cuddle, shag. It's not exactly what their slogan was. Joe, Richard? Stop, collaborate and listen. (laughter) And, Maya? Hands, face, space. is what we put in. You're absolutely right. It was hands, face, space. Ohh. Of course, by the time this goes out that will have changed to "We're clueless, you're fucked." (laughter) Yeah. I thought they should have gone with COVID-19, Matt Hancock nil. (laughter) Points, no points, no points. I asked you if you knew what treatments Trump suggested for COVID-19. Richard. Disinfectant, Anusol, bath scum, your own tears and juice. (laughter) OK. I mean, you've really covered the gambit there. Yeah. Anusol is for piles, isn't it? - Yeah. - When I get home tonight, there's going to be a crate of Anusol waiting for me, from my sponsor. (laughter) So my work's done. (David) Yeah. Worth rocking up for another year. OK, so you get one point there, Joe and Richard, for disinfectant. James and Stacey, we're talking about what President Trump suggested as a treatment for COVID-19. What did you put? We thought he wanted people to inject bleach and live forever. You get one point, inject bleach. He definitely suggested it. Live forever was not one of his suggestions, although it was as crazy as that. Did you get this, David? We put a range of things. We put drinking Dettol, injecting mini doctors, and not touching old people. OK, so a point for everyone. You didn't get the other thing. Let's go over to the commander-in-chief himself. Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous... ...whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or... ...in some other way. Right, and then I see the disinfectant, which knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that? By injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it'd be interesting to check that. A tremendous number on the lungs. Yeah. I mean, he's wrong. You can't get rid of COVID with disinfectant. He isn't wrong. But the trouble is, if you inject disinfectant, you also get rid of the other organism involved, the human being. (laughter) Similarly, you can treat COVID with high explosives very, very effectively. (laughter) But the trouble with the high explosives is it does a tremendous number on the human, as well. (laughter) I think as soon as he became president, I just didn't really pay attention to any of it anymore because I thought there's no one actually taking this seriously if you're going to vote him. So I'm not going to take it seriously anymore either. We've only got to get through to sort of mid-Jan. - We're going to be fine. - He broke his foot, though, Biden, playing with his dog. Stay still, old man. (laughter) That's going to look great at the inauguration, isn't it? They'll probably have a drip as well. (laughter) Please welcome America's first very brittle president. (David) Yeah. - He is a bit old, isn't he? - He's not that old, is he? - (David) He is a bit old. - He is old. He's only 78. How old are you, Jimmy? (laughter) (applause) Well, Stacey, it's an interesting question. This hair's barely six months. OK, you saw the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School act out Dominic Cummings' visit to Barnard Castle. I wanted you to fill in the blanks, that it was "I believe that in all circumstances, "I behaved blank and blank". What do you think? Properly and nicely. I mean, you're not far off in terms of the meaning, - but incorrect. - (scoffs) What did you go for, James? "Like cinnamon and Shepherd's pie". Well, now you sound like a crime-fighting duo. Yeah. Imagine if Cummings joined our ranks. Oh. No, he'd really bring us down, I think. Yeah, but he'd be like the wild card on the force. Doesn't play by the rules, and we always have to apologise for him or not apologise and throw it back in the public's face. (laughter) What did you go for, David and Maya? I put "like the government should". Yeah. I believe that, yeah. "Like the government should". And I put dishonestly. No one got it right. It was "I believe that in all circumstances "I behaved reasonably and legally". I feel that he took the same approach as Shaggy, which is just to say, "It wasn't me". And I didn't do it and I think that's valid and in a certain sense, - I've warmed to him. - (laughter) (singing) Tested my eyes on the sofa. It wasn't me. It was annoying. I went there-- On the same day I went to get my eyes tested at Barnard Castle. There were loads of people who had the same idea. - We had to queue up. - (laughter) We were all queuing behind him. We were like, "Come on, Cummings! "There's only one eye chart. We've all got to use it." Why did they put it on the side of the castle anyway? Finally in this round, I wanted to know who wrote that moving letter I read to you. Who do you think it was from and was it to? Quite, sort of... quite sentimental. What did you think, James, Stacey? It was actually from me to James. And you can't prove that didn't happen. Those were your exact words? Exact words on day two of being together practising for this quiz. And I was embarrassed because my letter was a lot shorter. Mine just said, "Hanoi good. You call". That's all it said. No points. Joe? Richard? We couldn't agree. I said it was between Eamonn Holmes and Linda Barker. No, I mean, no. And what did you think, Richard? Luke Goss to Matt Goss. Or vice versa. Did you get this, David, please? We might have done. We weren't sure if it was Trump to Kim Jong-un or the other way around. It was Kim Jong-un to President Trump. You get the point. So at the end of the first round, the scores are, Joe and Richard have two points, Stacey and James have two points, in the lead, David and Maya with four points. (applause) Time for a quick circuit breaker now, but come back in a minute for our second wave. * Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz of the Year. Our next round is all about TV and film from 2020. ITV's "Quiz" told the story of Charles Ingram, the quiz show contestant who coughed his way to a million pounds. Of course, you'd never get away with it these days. If someone in the audience coughed that much now, the whole studio would be sent into quarantine. (laughter) This year's "I'm a Celebrity" was held in Wales. The contestants had to endure foul-smelling, unsanitary conditions, awful food and disgusting creepy crawlies. Then they left the hotel in Swansea and headed to location. (laughter) "Normal People" was a huge hit this year, but many found the sex scenes too graphic. A little tip for those people: avoid the Internet. (laughter) Alright, TV and film questions. It's over to "Better Call Saul's" Bob Odenkirk. Hello, Jimmy. In my latest film, "Nobody," I play Hutch Mansell, a brow-beaten family man who gets thrust into the spotlight. One name that got thrust into the spotlight this year was Sharon. It started trending on Twitter in January after actress Amanda Henderson appeared on "Celebrity Mastermind." But can you tell me why? (Jimmy) So... Amanda Henderson went on "Celebrity Mastermind" and... You know it. ...the name Sharon trended on Twitter, why? It was an obvious answer and she panicked and shouted-- Question two in this round and we're onto film. During his acceptance speech for the Oscars for best director, "Parasite" director Bong Joon-ho asked if the Academy would allow him to do something with his Oscar. What did he want to do with his Oscar? You know, I think I know this one. He wanted to-- He's got my mum's hair from 1984, which is nice. (laughter) Oh, is that is? Question number three, it's over to "Tiger King's" Carol Baskin. Hello, Jimmy. It seems strange to open with that, since my trademark greeting has been made famous the world around since Netflix's "Tiger King" launched back in March. Can your teams remember what my greeting was? OK, so what was her sort of trademark greeting? I don't know it, but it's not a fault of memory. I just haven't engaged with it. You haven't engaged with "Tiger King"? - No. - I'd recommend it. You learn a lot of interesting things watching "Tiger King." You learn that an animal sanctuary is remarkably similar to a zoo. It's just got different signage. - OK. - Just animals in cages. I feel I've learnt that by you telling me. (laughter) OK. Question four. These are all audience reviews for a film. I just want you to tell me what film. "The cinema equivalent of having your teeth pulled." Aw. "It was so loud that it hurt our ears. "It also didn't make sense, "it was stupid." "Rubbish. Bang bang, boom boom, shoot shoot. "Some guys running in different directions "chasing something... some explosion... "what a waste of time... "better watch 'Back to the Future' again." Oh, some people are horrible, ain't they? Some people are horrible, aren't they? Yeah. What a horrible thing to say about someone's film. Yeah. I'd love a bang bang movie. You love a bang bang, boom boom. We love bang bang, boom boom films on this-- You do but don't tell her husband. He knows. He's been in the tent with me. He knows what I like. A bang bang, boom boom? Yeah. He knows what I watch before bed. Don't forget shoot shoot. Yeah, bang bang, boom boom and then shoot shoot at the end, obviously. (David) It has to be said, anyone who goes to a film thinking there's no point going if it isn't better than "Back to the Future"... They might as well give up on cinema because "Back to the Future" is essentially the best film ever. Next, it's over to Laura Whitmore, who's got a question for you. How are you, Jimmy? How are you? So 2020 was the year to stay at home and watch loads of telly. I watched all of it, all of the telly. And I want you to cast your mind back, if you can, to September when Donald Fear became the first person since 2006 to do something quite big on telly. What was it? Somebody needs to buy her a mouse mat. She's currently using the base of a lamp with "love" written on it, which I've got an issue with anyway. (Richard) You're right. But that's her mouse mat. So a man called Donald Fear was the first person to do something on television since 2006. What was it? There we go. Done. OK, Bob Odenkirk wanted to know why Amanda Henderson's appearance on "Celebrity Mastermind" caused the word Sharon to trend on Twitter. What did you get? It's a lovely name. (Jimmy) Sharon? It's a lovely name because names go out of fashion. So we thought maybe Sharon had gone out of fashion for a while and then they heard the name Sharon and everyone was like, you know what? Sharon is such a nice name. We don't say it often enough. OK, well, I can tell you haven't won a straw despite clutching at straws. (laughter) OK, Jo, Richard, what did you put? Yes, she said Sharon instead of Greta Thunberg. What have you got, Maya? Go on, honey. What does that say? I can't actually read it. She thought it was Boris Johnson's new girlfriend. Well, I can tell you that's incorrect, that's incorrect. Let's have a look. The 2019 book entitled "No One is Too Small to Make a Difference" is a collection of speeches made by a Swedish climate change activist. What's her name? Sharon. Greta Thunberg. (laughter) She mistakenly identified Greta Thunberg as Sharon, and in response Greta changed her name to Sharon on social media. Next, I asked you if you knew what "Parasite" director Bong Joon-ho wanted to do with his Academy Award. Did you get it? - Possibly. - Come on, Richard. Your-- Texas Chainsaw it and share it among his crew. Texas Chainsaw it and share it. - Yeah. - Exactly the right answer. Thank you. OK, what did you get, James, Stacey? James thought he might have wanted to eat it, so we did write that. But I also wanted to say that possibly he wanted to share it with the other nominees. He wanted to chop it up and share it, basically. Yeah, that's what we kind-- We thought it was similar. - Similar thinking. - Yeah. And then you've written something sideways. I feel like someone's taken over the writing on this. That says, "put it in a pickle jar." - Because preservation is key. - Yes, that's it. He wanted to put it in a pickle jar. It is not the case. He wanted to chop it up and share it. Points, points, no points. I feel that Texas Chainsaw's quite an important part of the answer and I feel we're going to get so few points... Why are you saying Texas Chainsaw is important? Because they haven't put the Texas Chainsaw, so we are the only people who should get points. Because they got "share it with the nominees" and you said share it with the crew. And I decided to kind of ignore that. He calls his other nominees his crew. That's just him. That's Boon Jung. "Tiger King's" Carol Baskin asked you if you knew what her trademark greeting was. Did you get this? Oh, yeah, we did get this actually. - What did you put? - I didn't do a murder. That is maybe one of her catchphrases. - What did you get? - They're grrrreat. I mean, I see where the mix-up's happened. We haven't seen it. Tony the Tiger isn't in it. There's no reference to Frosties. Well, then I feel like it shouldn't be called "Tiger King" because if Tony's not in it, the king isn't in it, is he? (laughter) - (Maya) Very true. - Really good point. Yeah. It's a good point well made. Joe, Richard, what did you get? Hello, cats and kittens. OK. I'm going to give you that because the catchphrase is "Hey, all you cool cats and kittens". Yeah, close, ain't it? Here she is. Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, it's Carol at Big Cat Rescue. Cool cats and kittens. I asked you what film was being described by audience members with reviews such as "It was the cinematic equivalent "of having your teeth pulled". What have you gone for? "On Golden Pond". (laughter) The 1980 Oscar-winning-- (James) Classic. I haven't seen it. OK, James, Stacey, you've gone with... - James. - "Back to the Future." (laughter) But hang on, one of the quotes ended, "What a waste of time. "Better watch 'Back to the Future' again". Yeah. So you think someone was caught in a loop watching "Back to the Future" over and over again? Well, they went to watch it. They went, "Oh, it was rubbish". And then by the end of the rant, they were like, "I could be wrong, actually. "I better watch it again." (laughter) Doubting themselves. Joe and Richard, you went with... "Last Christmas" or "Tenet". "Tenet" is the right answer. - I've never heard of "Tenet". - I never heard of "Tenet". It's the big Christopher Nolan thing. Didn't he direct "Dunkirk", Christopher Nolan? - He did, yeah. - Well, which is it? - What? - (Stacey) What? "Dunkirk" or "Tenet"? I think I might be low on batteries because I-- - He directed "Dunkirk". - That's it. Then he went on and directed another film about three years after that one. Three years afterwards? No "Dunkirk", the film of Dunkirk. I'm not talking about the event, - the actual withdrawal. - So when do you think the film "Dunkirk" came out? Just sort of immediately before the lockdown. 2017. - Really? - Three years. Three years ago. - Yeah. - Why are we correcting David? Why don't we just let him think this is real and see how far we can prank him by the end of the show into thinking that he's in a completely different year? (laughter) Laura Whitmore asked you what Donald Fear did on TV for the first time since 2006. What did you put? Richard Ayoade? Apply Anusol live on Saturday Kitchen. (laughter) James? Stacey? I don't think anything hasn't been done on telly yet other than fly. It hasn't been done since 2006. - Yeah. - Ohh. Well, it could have been a number of things. But you think he could fly? You think the man could fly? I just was thinking of things that no one's ever done before. OK, what did you get, David and Maya? He organised three episodes of "Dad's Army" in a row. Hasn't been on TV since 2006. Not three in a row. Imagine. I could tell you, Donald was the first person to win a million pounds on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" since 2006. OK, now it's time for a special bonus round. I'm going to show you three film posters from this year, which have all been subtly improved. All you need to do is tell me what the film is. Here's the first one. (laughter) - You've got to name that film. - Wooh. (Richard) Jimmy Kiss Kiss. I recognise it. OK, all right. Next one. Aww. Nice, isn't it? It's how I feel about you. Is that from Glastonbury in 2005, Jimmy? (laughter) (muttering) (Jimmy) OK, and then the third one. (Joe) Oh, I know this one. I know this one. David still writing. I'm trying to. OK, so James and Stacey, let's go to you. What's the first one? Jimmy Kiss Kiss. Jimmy Kiss Kiss. David? Maya? Well I put Mrs. Joker, the actual badass because I know she had her own film after and I think she's the genius behind the Joker. She deserved her own film, but I don't know the name. So Mrs Joker, the actual badass. OK, Joe, Richard, what did you put? Harley Quinn movie. "Birds of Prey"? - Was it called Birds of something? - It's the exact right answer. You get a point. Point. No point. Oh, no. You got Harley Quinn. Yeah, I-- I think I'll give you something for Harley Quinn. - You get a point there. - Thanks. The second one. Did anyone get this? James, what did you write here? Hair Transplant 2. You're thinking, "He's only gone and got extensions. "Hair Transplant 2." Yes, Jimmy. Why don't you grow it long now? I quite like it like this. That seems like a waste. If you're going to get a transplant, just go for a full like, a horse's mane or something. (Maya) Yeah, you definitely missed a trick! If they could do that, you know I would. So you've got Hair Transplant 2. - You put...? - We put "Friday Night Project" because I didn't know the answer. So, it's the thing that it reminded me of. Okay, and-- and you got...? "Blades of Glory." I mean, you're so close. Oh, so very close. But that came out many years ago is the only issue. And this is the quiz of 2020. It was "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga". That film was released as an email. It didn't even-- You just got it direct to your inbox! It was not released as an email. OK, did you all get this one? What did you... What did you get, David, Maya? I just put the things I could see. The Jacket and The Ostrich. Stacey? James? We think it's "Dolittle". You're bloody right. You've got...? Still on the buses. "Dolittle". It is still on the buses, isn't it? - It's still on the buses. - The ads are still on the buses. Best advertising dollar they ever spent. Yeah, "Dolittle" -- "Dolittle", I'm sorry. "Dolittle" definitely didn't come out this year. (Jimmy) Yes, it did! Because it had Rex Harrison in it and Rex Harrison, I think, must have died last year or something, so ages ago. Let's see how you're all doing at the end of that. OK, so in last place now ` You were in the lead! David and Maya have four points, which they had at the end of round one. (Maya) Oh... James and Stacey have five points. Joe and Richard in the lead with eight. (applause) We'll be back after the break, although, let's face it, it's 2020. All plans are provisional. Hopefully, see you in five. * Welcome back to "The Big Fat Quiz of 2020". Our next round is all about science and technology. In September, Sir David Attenborough joined Instagram and broke the then record for the fastest time to reach one million followers. Well, perhaps if David Attenborough spent a little bit less time dicking about on Instagram and a little bit more time saving the Earth, we wouldn't be in such a mess. In April, the US Department of Defense released three declassified videos of unexplained aerial phenomena. I remember the first time I saw a flying saucer, I was terrified. I said, "You expect me to get in that and go to planet Earth?" (laughter) The most googled cocktail and recipe during lockdown were the Espresso Martini and banana bread. So I put some under your desks. Homemade banana bread and an Espresso Martini Aw, did you make that? The banana bread? Yeah. These are the best pre-drink ever after a long day because it's coffee and a shot in one. Yeah, it's brilliant. You call it a pre-drink? Pre-drink. Yeah. So it's not really a drink, it's just a-- It's the pre before you get to your rave. The drink you have before going dancing? - Pre-dance, yeah. - (Joe) Pre-lash! We're off to Rita Ora's in a bit! (laughter) I notice you've left the Espresso Martini to one side and you've downed the banana bread in one. It's delicious. I don't like coffee that much but bread and bananas? Yes, please. OK, I've got science and technology questions. First one. In January, a new logo for Space Force was unveiled by one Donald Trump. It was described by Vox as being highly illogical, and CNN reported that the logo bore an uncanny resemblance to another well-known insignia. What was it compared to? (David muttering) So what was Space Force's insignia compared to? (James) I'll do it real quick. OK. Second one. Why did this graphic on Twitter make this man react like this in May this year? Oh, I know what this means. Richard, I will answer this one. - Don't worry. - Thank you. So what did that mean on Twitter? It upset Donald Trump. What did it mean? In November, television director Tristram Shapeero hit the news after his involvement in a mishap on Zoom. Shapeero said: "I'm mortified about what happened. "While I can't put the proverbial toothpaste "back in the tube, I move forward from this incident "a more empathetic man." What did he do? Do you know? Yeah, I do know and I know Tristram Shapeero - and he's a very nice man. - Oh, is he? Imagine trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. (laughter) Well, also the euphemism there would suggest you did something much, much worse on Zoom - than what he did. - Yeah. In October, Kanye West utilised the very latest in technology to give his wife, Kim Kardashian, an impressive gift for her 40th birthday. - (Joe) I know this one. She described it as the most thoughtful gift of her lifetime. What was it? (whispers) Presentation pack of Anusol. (laughter) The pandemic this year has meant that we now all use words we hadn't heard of this time last year. All I want you to do is tell me what these words mean. From the world of science, Zoonosis. Oh. Zoonosis, what does that mean? Zoonosis? Fomite, what does fomite mean? - (David) Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. - What is doomscrolling? And what is zumping? So four of them. (David) Right, right. You locked down, you're locked in? - Happy with those? - Yeah. Fear of missing out, fear of-- We have finished. OK, here's some answers for you. I wanted to know which well-known insignia the new Space Force logo was compared to. Did you get this? We guessed on the McDonald's logo. We drew an M for McDonald's. So you think the new Space Force logo for America is the McDonald's logo? - Yeah. - Probably. Most likely. I would say yes. I'm going to say incorrect, but good guess. Joe, Richard? Star Trek. Star Trek. And you've gone...? We wrote something correct. You're absolutely right. Take a look. United States Space Force is on the left and Starfleet Command is on the right. OK, yeah, it was compared to Starfleet Command and rightly so. It is exactly the same. Would you go to the moon if someone offered you, like, all the money that you'd want? I don't know what I would spend it on at the moon. I thought you were going to go "would you go to the moon if you had the opportunity?" But you actually asked, "Would you go to the moon for the right corporate fee?" Of course he'd go to the moon! If we're talking about offshore, that's got to be offshore, isn't it? HMRC can't touch me up there! What if there's nothing? Sometimes I look at the sky and think, what if I am in "The Truman Show"? Why are we even doing this?! This is such bullshit! There's nothing up there! No, but I don't think it's a bad thing! Just like, what is time? What is space? (David) What if there's nothing? Christ, Stacey! Don't start on that! Don't pull that thread! No, but she has got a point. You never know. I don't think this is the show for existential angst! I know, I'm not angst about it. I've just -- You're not angst, you just think there might be nothing and no such thing as time. Stop silencing her, let her speak and we might find something out about the universe. I'm just saying, you know when people are like, "Oh, you're late." And I'm like, "No, I'm not. Says who?" Actually, I take that back. Let's move on. (laughter) Just because you decided there was time. It's the producer of "Loose Women" and you need to be there. I'm just saying, you don't know! Okay, answer two, answer number two. Twitter added this icon that upset Donald Trump in May. What does it represent? There's nothing up there, Jimmy! - That's what it means. - (laughter) James, what did you write for this? We think it's when you're saying something that's wrong. So, you know when they were doing that big election and Trump kept saying stuff like, "This election is rigged!" Twitter had to monitor what he was saying by putting the exclamation mark. We put truth mark. Truth mark, which is-- It's better than what it is. Actually, it's a fact check. What did you get? What did you put? Joe? Richard? Well, now it says this claim is disputed. Like when he says that there's been an election rigging or whatever. That comes up and says this claim is disputed. And Richard, you wrote "shorten your tie". That's the knot at the top from the perspective of the tie-wearer. Okay. Truth mark. Did you get this? - Yeah. - Yeah. OK, well, here's an example. So Donald Trump tweeted, "I won this election by a lot" on 7th November and Twitter went, "Ah, did you, though?" (laughter) He even put his own exclamation mark in after it. He knew he was lying. (laughter) I asked you if you knew why Tristram Shapeero said he was mortified after a mishap on Zoom. What did you get? I was talking about putting the toothpaste back in the... tooth... jar. (laughter) (Jimmy) Tooth jar? You know, the tooth jar! The paste receptacle! What is it called? I can't remember! What is it? Tube, tube, tube, tube. Tube! You couldn't think of the word tube! I couldn't think of the word tube. (David) The paste rocket! I had this last year. I forgot for a brief moment-- I was in a restaurant. I forgot what the concept of a child was and a child walked past me, and I was like, "What the fuck is that tiny human?" For a minute I didn't know what a child was and now I couldn't remember what tube is. What does that mean? What does it all mean, though? (laughter) So I said, about this guy getting the toothpaste back in the tube, had he had a little, um, hand shandy? He had not had a hand shandy. He's one of the few people on Zoom that hadn't embarrassed himself in that way. Richard, you got this right. Yes. He said that an actor's apartment was a sorrowful affair. That is it. You didn't get an answer for this at all. We wrote "had wank". Had wank, yeah-- Yes! I thought it was the man-- We thought it was the man who had the wank. He's not the man that had the wank. Why would you ask us about anyone else? - (laughter) - Yeah. That's mad! Do you know what? You're mad! You're mad, mate. If you're asking someone who embarrassed himself on Zoom and you know there was a man who had a wank, you're mad for not making it him. (laughter) You're absolutely mad! We're not wrong here. (laughter) David, did you...? He's a very nice man. And he basically was caught on Zoom, doing Zoom auditions and then the audition ended and he was still on mic and he didn't realise it. He was talking about the actor auditioning from a flat that didn't look very nice, and he was essentially saying, "I feel sorry for these people. It's difficult in the pandemic. "They're trying to get work acting." - This is right. - He was nice about them. Yeah, well, let's have a look at the excruciating moment. (Tristram) These poor people live in these tiny apartments. Like I'm looking at his, you know, background and he's got his TV and, you know... Yeah, mute it. I know it's a shitty apartment. That's why give me this job so I can get a better one. All right. Ready? (Tristram) Oh, my God. I am so, so sorry. No, it's totally-- Listen, I'm living in a-- - (Tristram) I'm so sorry. - I'm living in a 4x4 box. It's fine. Just give me the job and we'll be fine. (laughter) I mean... I have to say, the flat looked quite nice to me. I think he just did what everyone does when you're on a Zoom call with someone, where you, you know, quietly judge them. - Yeah. - Nah, it's a shithole, mate! (laughter) Of course, he's not the only person that messed up on Zoom this year. A Spanish councillor accidentally broadcast himself having a shower during a livestreamed council meeting. Do you wanna have a look at this revealing and unfortunate moment? (Spanish audio) (audience) Oh... Who brings their laptop into the shower? That is a recipe for disaster. - Yeah. - It is. I asked you what impressive tech gift Kanye West got Kim for her 40th birthday. What did you all say? It was a virtual reality version of her dad that had died. James? Stacey? We put "A hologram of her father who passed". Yeah, I mean, a hologram of your live dad would be a proper waste of money. Joe, Richard, what did you put? I put a hologram of OJ's lawyer. Which is the correct answer, also, because her dad was, of course, OJ's lawyer. He didn't mention that in the hologram speech. - No. - (Jimmy) It was creepy, and quite impressive. Take a look. You look beautiful, just like when you were a little girl. You married the most, most, most, most, most genius man in the whole world, Kanye West. (laughter) And he has to do magic there every night now he's dead. (laughter) Now we're onto the definitions of words. OK, so the first word was zoonosis. Did you all know what zoonosis meant? Yes. What do you think? We said, "Being so bored at a zoo, "you feel hypnotised". (laughter) It would be a great name for that. (Maya) Mm. OK, what do you think, James? Stacey? Zoo disease. - Zoo disease. - Yeah. You know, he's got a bad case of zoonosis. Yeah. OK. Zoonosis. What do you think zoonosis was? Well, I thought it was to do with Zoom when you're on Zoom for so long, you go a bit crackers. So that's why... - Oh, Zoom-nosis. - Like a Zoom-nosis but zoonosis. Zoonosis, disappointingly, is any disease that is naturally transmittable from vertebrate animals to humans. We should get a point for that. Yeah! We said zoo disease, which is basically a summary of that. I'll give you a point. I'll give you a point for zoo disease. No points. Point. No points. OK, next one was fomite. What did you think fomite was? We thought that it was FOMO, which is fear of missing out, from Fortnite, very popular game. (Stacey) Oh yeah. OK, incorrect but brilliantly worked out. James? Stacey? We believed it was probably an unfriendly marmite. So not a friendly mite, - a foe mite. - Yeah, a foe mite. - Exactly. - Unfriendly marmite. It's better than what the answer is. OK. Joe? Richard? What did you get for this? Fomite? I went down a similar thread of fear of missing out, but then I was in a rush. So I just wrote the first words that came to my mind with those letters. So it's fear of missing instant tank elephants. (laughter) Is it-- Is that the right answer, Jimmy? It's not exactly-- A fomite is a contaminated surface. So, yeah, fear of missing instant tank elephants. Would be another way of saying that. No points, no points, no points. I asked you what doomscrolling was. We put "scrolling through online news in 2020". That's the correct answer. - (Stacey) Oh, wow. - Yay! Doomscrolling is obsessively scrolling through an excessive amount of apocalyptic news. So yeah, 100%. What did you guys get? Nothing? Tinder at a funeral. (laughter) That is what it should be called. Doomscrolling. And you got? Scrolling all day on apps, but all apps are apocalyptic news, aren't they? I don't think that's-- Hmm, no. But yes. No, but well done. OK. And I asked you what zumping was. OK, we like this one. We went for humping during Zumba. Yes. David, I know what you're like. As soon as the Zumba comes on, oh! James? Stacey? What did you get? Sleep jumping. Like, 'zzz' ...umping. Do you know what I mean? (laughter) Let's move this along! Joe? Richard? What've you got? It's when you're on Zoom with your partner and they've just had a shower, and they've embarrassed you. So you dump them via Zoom. It's a zumping. That is the correct answer. - It's dumping someone on Zoom. - (Maya) Oh, wow. - (applause) - Well done. (Joe) Finally, a right answer. Finally! OK, let's see how you're doing after that. I can tell you that James and Stacey have eight. David and Maya have nine. In the lead, Joe and Richard with 13! - This is excellent news. - (applause) Join us after the break when we will be answering some of the biggest questions of the year like "Who was the idiot that told Donald Trump - not to inject bleach into himself?" - (laughter) Welcome back to "The Big Fat Quiz of 2020!" The next round is all about people who hit the news this year. In April, Boris Johnson welcomed a baby boy. I'm not saying he's had a lot of kids, but when he arrived at the maternity ward Boris asked for the usual. (laughter) The new Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunak, is teetotal which I think goes some way towards explaining why he gave people money, time off and then shut all the pubs. (laughter) OK, time for some more big fat questions all about people. First up, we're going over to R&B legend, Craig David. (Joe gasps) (Craig) Hi, Jimmy. Hope you're well, mate. I'm off on tour next year celebrating 20 years of my first album, "Born To Do It", which I am so looking forward to. Now, speaking of being born to do it, my fellow musician Grimes and her partner, Elon Musk, gave birth to their newborn son earlier this year. He was given a fairly interesting name. But can your teams remember what they called him? (Joe) That's what I imagine the waiting room at Dignitas to be like. - (laughter) - It's very nice. It really has that air to it, doesn't it? You touch that crystal, and then you just disintegrate. (laughter) Now we know what he meant when he said he chilled on Sunday, that poor guy. (laughter) Okay. In March, Gal Gadot, Natalie Portman and Cara Delevingne were all involved in a video that went viral. All I want to know is, what happened in that video? I mean, they weren't the only ones in it. - Loads of people were in it. - (muttering) Next, it's over to one of a kind, Mr Keith Lemon. Hi, everybody. Hi there, Jimmy Carr. My name is Chris Evans. You might know me as Captain America from "The Avengers". Hey, I got a question for you. Back in September, I posted a little boo boo on the Instagram. But, hey, what was that boo boo? Back to you guys for the answer. Yeah... That's Chris Evans. (laughter) I mean... We didn't ask him to do that. - He just-- He's got that stuff, so he dressed up. - (laughter) Okay. Keith wants to know what Hollywood's Chris Evans posted, then deleted on Instagram back in September. Question four in this round. In September, former "Art Attack" presenter, Neil Buchanan, was forced to issue a denial. What did he have to deny? Oh my God, I missed that one. I'll write 'genocide'. You write what you want to write. (laughter) You alright there, Stacey? You look a bit like you've just stared up and thought, 'Is there anything there?' - Yeah, I'm just-- - You look a bit like the abyss. I am questioning the world because I didn't think Neil could do anything wrong, to be honest with you. It's not so much that he did something wrong, but people were saying something about him that he didn't do. He didn't do anything. Oh, good. So he's defending himself. He's defending himself. He did nothing wrong. I thought he'd got in trouble. Even if he'd done it, it would have been a good thing. It would have been fine. Finally, for this round, back in January, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Company was selling a new scented candle. It cost $75 and sold out within hours. You each have one under your desks. Grab your candle. All I want to know is what was it called? - Is this actually the candle? - (Jimmy) Yes, this is actually the candle. (Stacey) Oh, the actual name of it? The actual name of the candle. - Is it supposed to be Gooch? - No, not Gooch. (David) It smells like Graham Gooch! The finest opening batsman. Ah, yes. I remember that smell. Graham Gooch. It was only yesterday when he strode out onto the wicket. James, what are you-- What are you eating? - Ice cream. - (laughter) - It's melted perfectly. - What flavour are you? This is peanut butter ice cream, right now. Wow, that is -- That is heavy. (laughter) Are you ready for answers? - Yes! - Okay, alright. First up, Craig David wanted to know what tech billionaire Elon Musk and his partner Grimes named their child. What did you put, James? Stacey? - Craig David. - (laughter) You think they named their child Craig David and we got Craig David to ask the question? Yeah, that would be great, wouldn't it? That would be great. You're correct. And you're wrong at the same time. David? Maya? Well, we thought... 'semen'. (laughter) - They would call their child...? - Semen. (laughter) You've got to have respect for where you came from. Yeah. Also, that wouldn't be a good name because Semen Musk sounds, urgh! (laughter) Not the right answer. I think you're pretty close. Could you pronounce that for me? Yes. It's (sound effects). (laughter) I think you've got it sort of right there. You've got bits of it right. X, ash, A-12. You get a half point there 'cause you're pretty close. The X stands for the unknown variable. Ash is the elven spelling of A.I. artificial intelligence, and also a word for love. A-12 is the precursor to their favourite aircraft, the SR-17. Why did they go for the precursor to their favourite aircraft rather than just their favourite one? Because SR-17 would be a silly thing to call a kid. Yes, you're right. Sorry, silly question. Next, I asked you what Gal Gadot and some of her celebrity friends did in a video. Did you get this? We said... They sang "Imagine" in 15 different keys. I mean, that is specific. James? Stacey? Yeah, "Imagine". Okay, uh-- Sang "Imagine", but it was shite. (laughter) Let's remind ourselves of the cringeworthy and pretty painful to watch rendition. # Imagine there's no heaven. # It's easy if you try. # Nothing to kill or die for. # They say that I'm a dreamer. # And the world will be as one. # Yeah, it's fairly cringeworthy. If you listen very carefully though, at the end, you can hear John Lennon turning in his grave. (laughter) I just don't get the point. I was like, "Oh, this is cute, but why?" - Like, it doesn't-- - No, it fixed coronavirus! - Don't you remember? - No... They did that right at the beginning as well. Yeah. That's, like, early to go nuts. (laughter) Even now, I don't feel on the verge of texting anyone and going, "Do you want to do something that batshit?" If they'd done "Rabbit" by Chaz and Dave... You're familiar with Rabbit by Chaz and Dave? - Nope. - It's a hell of a tune. "Bunny rabbit, you won't stop talking!" "Why don't you give it a rest?" It's a very wonderful hymn to women shutting up. Ah, okay. It's such a lovely sentiment as a song. t really is so nice. And especially at Christmas. It's the song we always put on. We go, "It's Christmas... give it a rest!" It's lovely, and it's lovely to have it musically backed up. You used to be able to have a hit song with basically misogyny. (laughter) Have a listen. ("Rabbit" plays) # You got beautiful eyes. # Beautiful eyes, great, lovely. # You've got beautiful thighs. # - Yes. - Okay, slightly, hang on. # You've got a lot without a doubt, # but I'm thinking 'bout blowin' you out! # Because... # You won't stop talking. # Why don't you give it a rest? # This was a hit! This was like a number one! # You got more rabbit than Sainsbury's. # It's time you got it off your chest. # Couldn't even get to Sainsbury's, because she was always bending your ear! I've been trying to get to Sainsbury's for days now! But you won't stop talking! (laughter) If that was the end credits to "Loose Women", it would be... ...so funny! (laughter) Keith Lemon asked you what Chris Evans posted, then quickly deleted from Instagram in September. What did you put, David? We guessed, so we just put product placement for Anusol. Oh, no. He showed the front, not the back. Joe? Richard? A picture of his privacy. - What a lovely phrase! - Thank you. Stacey? James? Did you get this? Best day of my life in lockdown. It was just so exciting to see because you only ever see average everyday willies, don't you? And then so when you see, like, an A-list willy, you think, "Oh my goodness! This is like gold dust!" (laughter) I don't think there's a pretty willy out there, though. How dare you! Sorry. Sorry, but there isn't. They all just look really sneaky, like "Hello!" (laughter) (Jimmy) "Oh, hello!" Do you know what? In fairness, though, Stacey, I shouldn't have had mine wearing a monocle when I showed it to you. (laughter) Yes, so Chris Evans, he made the best of the mishap. So he tweeted that by mistake and he took to Twitter and said, "Now that I have your attention, vote on November 3rd." Aw... I asked you what Neil Buchanan was forced to deny back in September. What did you write on this, James? Stacey? We could only ever imagine that it was that he could fly or-- Existence of God. (laughter) Joe? Richard? What did you get? Natural selection. You think he denied in September of this year natural selection? He was forced to. - (laughter) - And then you've written underneath...? - "He's not dead." - No, he's not dead. I think Maya and David have the answer. David? We've put "He denied being Banksy". Just like Banksy would. (laughter) That is the exact right answer! Wow! I knew he was just such an amazing person. How's that ice cream going? You've had a pint of peanut butter ice cream. I've eaten the whole thing, um... I feel sick. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Peanut butter ice cream will do that to a man. - Doesn't feel good! - (laughter) I actually think me and him would be friends in school. - How old are you? - 35. - Is it? - Yeah, boy! I thought you were my age - 26. - No! - (laughter) I'm 35! But you haven't got facial hair. You still look new. Yeah, I'm a new boy! (laughter) Art attack! (laughter) Wow, you are on a sugar high! Never felt so alive! Finally, I asked you the name of Gwyneth Paltrow's candle. What have you got? "Smells like my vagina." (laughter) And you've gone with...? Richard? "This smells like my privacy." Yeah. Earlier this year, Goop brought out a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina. Here it is in its glory. Points all round. If this is what her vagina smells like, it is a cause for medical concern. (laughter) Okay, time now for a very special bonus round where I'm going to introduce a mystery guest. All you need to do is tell me who they are and why they made headlines this year. You can only ask yes or no questions. Please welcome our mystery guest. - (applause) - (theme plays) It's very nice to have you here. They can only ask yes or no questions. He made the news this year in a big way. We'll all be familiar with this story. Was it to do with the lockdown? Yes. Did you supervise the eye test at Barnard Castle? - No. - Okay. Are you Banksy? (laughter) No. That's what Banksy would say! - I've got it! Banksy! - Gotcha, sucker! (laughter) Are you anything to do with the government? Is this story government based? Yes. - Elaborate. - No, he cannot elaborate! - Yes or no questions. - (Richard) Yes or no! "You've gotta stop talking! Why don't you give--" "Bunny rabbit, bunny rabbit!" (indistinct) So question wise, so far we have found that it's something to do with the lockdown. He doesn't work for the government, but it's to do with the government. Is it a clip that went viral? Were you caught in a clip? Yes, it was a clip that went viral. Don't say what you think it was! Don't say what you think it was! - Do you reckon? - Yeah! What, that guy? He wouldn't come on here if that was him. - No? Okay. - Oh! Oh! Oh! But what was it? It was a-- Don't you look at my answer! Don't look at the answer! (laughter) Joe, come on! - Hi, Stacey. How are you? - Hi. I know what it was, too. - Yeah. Fuck off, alright. - (laughter) Who gave Joe those curtains? I brought them myself. Isn't that clear? (laughter) James? Stacey? Did you get anything? We wrote 'masturbate live' and we crossed it out. (laughter) David, who do you think this man is? Wembley lasagne! "Wembley lasagne"? What do you mean by that? What I mean by that is that there was a hoax online and some people believed it that they were making a giant lasagne in Wembley Stadium to feed people during lockdown. Okay, Joe, what did you get? Yeah, voice memo that went viral about a lasagne in Wembley. OK, could you tell them who you are? I'm Billy and I'm responsible for the Wembley voice note. Points. Points. No points. (applause) We should hear it. Yeah, it's a fine, fine prank. Let's have a little listen. "Also, just so you know... My sister, "her boyfriend's brother works for the Ministry of Defence." (Jimmy) Sister's boyfriend's brother... "They're basically worried that people are going to get stuck "indoors without any food. "So one of the things that they're doing is, "they're actually working on making a massive lasagne. "So they're actually-- At the moment, as we speak, "they're building like the massive lasagne sheets, "but they're having to make the special sheets, obviously, "because they've not got one big enough, "because they're making lasagne the size of Wembley Stadium. "Looking forward to that 'cause I do quite like lasagne as well." - (laughter) - (applause) Billy, everyone! I mean, come on, that's terrific. So where did you get the idea? There were just loads of voice notes going around at the time. And I was kind of bored at home working and I thought, "Do you know what? I'm going to stick something out there." Apparently, a lot of your ex-partners have said they knew it was you because you're obsessed with lasagne. - Yeah. - A lot of your ex-partners? Apparently he mentions lasagne a lot. Yeah, yeah. There was quite a few. - Are you Garfield? - (laughter) So, at the end of that round, the scores are James and Stacey have 11. Just ahead, David and Maya with 13. In the lead, Joe and Richard with 17 and a half! Wow! Wow! We're going to take a quick break now, but give it up one more time for Billy, The Lasagne Boy! (applause) Welcome back to "The Big Fat Quiz!" Our next round is all about the music of 2020. I truly believe that music can heal our fractured world by bringing us all together to collectively hate - Gal Gadot for singing "Imagine". - (laughter) In August, Simon Cowell broke his back, falling off a new electric bike. The last time he fell from such a height was when he fell off his shoes. (laughter) In July, Q Magazine folded after 34 years. It's weird to think that in 2020, people don't want to buy a magazine with a nine-page Kasabian interview and a free Biffy Clyro CD. Who's gonna interview the Arctic Monkeys and Pearl Jam now? - Hopefully, no one! - (laughter) OK, time for some music questions. Take a look at these lyrics. They were transcribed by a fan from a performance at one of the biggest music events of the year. All I want to know is who was the artist? What was the song? Newton never knew, water's light. You flutter like a whale Caesar's just like ice. Put the pole on a light the shites from you. You wind up like the wreck, you ha behind that meth ya use. Ducka durka stew, never when. Look a me. Am a camel back again. "Look at me, I'm a camel back again." One of the biggest music events this year. One of the biggest singers, if not the biggest singer in the country. - Right now? - For the last 30, 40 years. (Stacey) Oh God, he's old. - 40 years? - 40. I think we've got the answer right to this music question, which I'm not sure I've ever done before. You've got to write the song as well. The song and the artist. - Oh, fuck off! The song?! - (laughter) That was a real, genuine "fuck off". Oh, Jesus Christ, I've got the singer! - Okay, you've all got something. - (Joe) We've got it, mate. Next, we have a question from YouTuber and rapper, KSI. Hey, Jimmy! This year in May, I released my debut album, "Dissimulation". But a month earlier in April, a newcomer climbed the charts to set a new world record when they knocked The Weeknd off the top spot. Who was it and what was the song? Okay, back in April, the somewhat ironic newcomer topped the charts. So that was quite early in lockdown, wasn't it? Yeah. I'm supposed to know this. One song released this year had people up in arms with US Political pundit, Ben Shapiro particularly worried. He tweeted: "My only real concern "is that the women involved "who apparently require a bucket and a mop, "get the medical care they require." What song had him so worried? (Joe) Oh, yes. Fourth question in music. Take a look at Foo Fighters frontman, Dave Grohl performing a catchy new song in September. Take a look at this. Listen to the lyrics. (Grohl) # She got the power, cut the screen. # Everybody knows Nandi's the queen! # Nandi! # Nandi! # Nandi! # Nandi! # She's the queen of rock and roll. # Rock and roll. Rock and roll... # Simple question ` who the fuck is Nandi? (laughter) - I know this shit. - Do you? (Richard) Nandi... - Who's Nandi? - I ain't telling you! - Why you being stiff? - Huh? - Why you being weird now? - I ain't being stiff. These are our questions. We're not giving you the answers. No peeking. - Alright. - You ain't looking at nothing. That's fine. Oh, shit! (laughter) I meant to just do that, then I nearly killed you instead. Maya, that was the scariest moment of my fucking life. (laughter) In my mind, when I smacked it against the thing, it would just stream down, so you couldn't see anything. I didn't think... it'll topple over and kill someone. (laughter) For our next question, it's over to the Channel 4 Newsroom and the one and only Jon Snow. He's reporting on one of the biggest songs of the year. But can you guess which one? Take it away, Jon. An American man is attempting to sue his ex-girlfriend, claiming she "deceived" him and made him "spend up all his cash". The plaintiff, who is in his 30s, said he originally thought he would be single forever until he met the defendant. but later realised that she, who he describes as an "angel", was only with him to get back at her ex-lover. He became suspicious of the defendant's intentions, when he felt she didn't care for him when they kissed. He states he had "spent all of his cash" on her under the pretense that she felt the same as him. A plaintiff admitted to a lack of evidence over the defendant's alleged infidelities, simply telling the court, "I know she creepin', "I feel it in the air." More updates as we get them. Back to you, Jimmy. (muttering) - We know what this is. - You know what this is? Okay. I'm not entirely sure I know of a song that has come out this year. (laughter) Okay, let's have some answers. I showed you those lyrics transcribed from a performance from a well-known musical legend. Did you get this? - (Joe) Richard Ayoade got it. - Go on. "Rabbit" - Chaz and Dave. (laughter) That is not the correct answer and I think you know that. No, we did the other one. "I'm Still Standing". Go on, you got? "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John. Stacey? James? Yeah. (indistinct singing) That's what I got from it. Okay. Well, that is correct. David, you got...? I got Elton John. I was very happy with that situation. And then you had to say what song and I had absolutely no idea. So I wrote Candle in the Wind, on the basis that that is one of his songs, so it might have been that. It was Elton John singing "I'm Still Standing" for the One World Together at Home virtual concert. OK, next one. KSI asked you which newcomer set a world record when he knocked The Weeknd off number one. Okay, so this is a musical question. So James and Stacey, we can agree 'dead person' is the wrong answer. Yes? - Joe and Richard, you wrote...? - Joe Biden. Okay. So, David Mitchell with the correct musical answer. Go on, what have you got? We've put Captain Tom and maybe other old people - who he sung it with. - Well, yeah, it was. It was Captain Tom. It was Michael Ball who sung it with him. - Not that old. - How old is Michael Ball? - He's a medium-old age. - Medium old. I think he's got to be above average age, hasn't he? Not quite as much above average as Captain Tom. Yeah, Tom is moving the average. I mean, I reckon I'm probably above average age. - No! - I'm 46. What's the average age for a person? He is my dad's age. Imagine that. Look, you could have birthed me. I've never felt so young. (laughter) OK, Captain Tom with his number one, "You'll Never Walk Alone". I asked you what song received complaints and lead to US political pundit Ben Shapiro tweeting: "My only real concern "is that the women involved get the medical care they require." What did you think it was? Joe? Was it Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion with their top hit, "Wet Ass Pussy"? (laughter) That's the only way that should be pronounced. Yeah, correct. Stacey? Did you get this? Yeah. WAP. Yeah, that is correct. Maya? David? Yeah. Wet and gushy. That's what you said, isn't it? This is a conversation I'm finding difficult to negotiate. Well, it's very hard being a new father. (laughter) Should we continue with the quiz? Yes, because you've got to go to Maya's parents - evening in a minute. - (laughter) Okay. I showed you Dave Grohl performing a new track all about someone called Nandi. I want to know who is Nandi. Did anyone get this? She's a kid who plays the drums. That is the right answer. She's a kid that plays the drums that challenged Dave Grohl to a drum-off online. And he took to the challenge and then, she kind of beat him in the drum-off. And then he wrote a song about her as a prize. He's a very nice man. She's also his chiropodist. Yeah. She's a drummer-chiropodist. I don't know if that's true. That's what she's going to fall back on, if the drumming doesn't work out. It's good to have a trade. I think the drumming is going to work out. What did you write for this, Maya? Is it the correct plural of Nando? As in more than one branch of Nando's. One Nando, many Nandi. (laughter) No point. Point. No point. Let's take a look at Nandi in action. She's a remarkable young woman. Have a look at this. (Drumming) Only a chiropodist would play drums barefoot. Exactly, look at those feet. Those feet are in top condition. (laughter) You saw Jon Snow reporting on one of the biggest songs of the year. Did you get what it was? We sort of didn't really follow it, but then I wondered maybe it's what Boris Johnson sang to Carrie Symonds when he proposed. It wasn't a hit song, it turns out. Richard? Joe? Well, you've got the-- The Joe Biden rap. (laughter) No points, no points. What have you got, Stacey? Is it "Savage Love" by Jason Derulo? Well, let's go back to Jon Snow. (Savage Love by Jason Derulo plays) # When you kiss me I know you don't give two fucks. # But I still want that, your savage love. # Your savage love-love-love. # Your savage love-love-love. # You could use me. # 'Cause I still want that... # - (laughter) - (applause) That's right, it was TikTok favourite, "Savage Love" by Jason Derulo. Time now for a special bonus question from the esteemed actor Charles Dance. He's reading an extract from a celebrity biography released in 2020. Who is the mystery author? Take a look. Chapter 39. "Dem babies". "Nick's proposal to me was wrapped in childlike romance. "He was always eating candy, which the eternally 12 in me "found totally acceptable for a grown man. "With that enormous, luminous smile of his, "Nick gave me one of those big candy ring pops. "It was among other confections inside a little "metal Hello Kitty lunchbox. "I thought, 'Okay, this is cutely festive. "I'll eat some candy with him.' "Disguised as a candy pop ring was a large, clear, "emerald-cut diamond, flanked by two moon-cut diamonds, "surrounded by smaller pink diamonds. "A very real ring. "It was dazzling and matched the situation. "I wore a lavender dress with a pink cardigan, "and we took a helicopter ride over the city, "and marvelled at the lights and revelled in our moment. "That night, Nick and I sparkled and shone brighter "than the Empire State Building itself." (laughter) (Joe) Awww. So. Charles Dance, whose biography was he reading from? - What do you think? - Is it Nasty Nick? It is not Nasty Nick. It's a big biography. This year, it came out. I would say, uh... diva-ish. That is kind of how she talks the whole time. "She". Slightly diva-ish view of the world. - Huge star. - Oh, I know who it is! Have you all got something for this? Whose biography did you think it was? We thought it might be Mariah Carey. - Okay, and you've got...? - Mariah Carey. - And you've gone with...? - Could I just say, I'm Jewish... So, obviously, when James suggested this answer, I thought, "Well, what the hell do I know? It could well be this." But now everyone's saying Mariah, it seems a ridiculous answer. So you thought it might be the Bible and it was God's biography. You thought that might have been in God's biography, where she gets-- She gets proposed to and they go on a helicopter ride. Yes, because God is a she. I don't know that bit of the Bible. I mean, I've not been to Sunday school in a while, but I think that would have stuck out. A lot of stuff happens in that book. Who's got time to comb through it all? (laughter) Let's go back to Charles Dance for the answer. That was an extract from "The Meaning of Mariah Carey" - by Mariah Carey. - (applause) OK, so, points. Points. No points. Let's see what that's done to the scores. OK, so currently in last place, James and Stacey with 15. Just one ahead, David and Maya with 16. Way in the lead, Joe and Richard with 20 and a half! - (Stacey) Wow! - (applause) We'll be back in a minute to ask some of the biggest questions of the year, like has Adele really lost all that weight? Or is she just standing much further away - than she did in 2019? - (laughter) Out with the old and in with Prospa. Visit prospa.co.nz * Welcome back to "The Big Fat Quiz of 2020". This next round is all about sport. In July, Liverpool won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years, a fact you'll know if you've spoken to a Scouser for more than 30 seconds this year. (laughter) In October, Lewis Hamilton broke the record for the most F1 wins of all time. It's an incredible achievement, particularly when you think about how many times his car is randomly pulled over by the police. (laughter) Hardly any football games have had crowds since March. So if there are any Premier League referees watching, I just want you to know on behalf of all fans, everyone still thinks you're a wanker. (laughter) Time for some sporting questions, OK? First up it's over to sporting legend, Chris Kamara. Evening, Jimmy! The best thing about 2020 for me was releasing my latest Christmas album # "And A Happy New Year". And I reckon South Korean football club FC Seoul will be wishing for a happier year next year after they were given a record fine of $81,000 back in May. But can you tell me what the fine was for? Don't, like, say you've got a Christmas album out and then sing awfully immediately in order to advertise it. (laughter) Big up, Chris, though. Big up, Chris. So he wants to know why South Korean football club FC Seoul got fined $81,000 back in May? Why? - I have absolutely no idea. - Here's the clue. No one was allowed in the stands back in May. Do it. You go. I'm off. OK. Back in February, Tyson Fury beat Deontay Wilder to the WBC heavyweight crown. All I want to know is how did Tyson Fury celebrate his victory in the ring after his post-match interview? So he got interviewed in the ring afterwards. He did something for two minutes. It was extraordinary and weird and very Tyson Fury. (laughter) He's written a-- Silly boy, isn't he? He is quite a silly boy, isn't he? Silly boy, Richard Ayoade. OK. Brazilian footballing legend Ronaldinho was jailed for 32 days back in March for having a fake passport. During his time in prison, he played football, won a match and won a prize. All I want to know is what unusual prize did he win? So he got sent to prison for 32 days, went to prison, played a bit of football in there and won a prize. What did he get for winning a match in prison? OK, this is Laura Clark. This photo of her was widely circulated and she became the centre of attention in the sporting world back in September. All I want to know is why. I know nothing about sports. - I think I know this. - What happens in September? - What happens in September? - Yeah. Sporting wise. In September, England and Tottenham player Eric Dier posted this image to his Instagram with the caption, "The real man of the match." Why? You can work this one out. It's very attractively presented, isn't it, with the toilet roll there? There's the discarded toilet roll on the side, which is a concern. (laughter) - Are you ready for answers? - (David) No. (James) Oh, yeah. OK, Chris Kamara asked you if you knew why South Korean football team FC Seoul were fined $81,000. Did you know? Did they use two footballs? No. But it's a great idea to brighten up the game. Wouldn't it? Easier to score a goal if there's two of them. Easier to be scored against as well, really, though when you think about it. - Well, not if you keep hold them. - (laughter) - And what did you...? - Well, Richard started it and asked me to finish it. He put "They filled the stands" and I put "with piss". (laughter) No. James? Stacey? Well, you said that they put something in the stands that disrupted it. So we put "Lovers". I'm going to give you a point for that. - Yeah? - (gasps) (laughter) Who would've thought it, James? They couldn't have spectators, so they used adult dolls. They basically used sex dolls to fill the stand, so, I mean, "lovers", you put it very politely-- - That's their job. - They're lovers. There they are. (laughter) I asked you if you knew what Tyson Fury did to celebrate his win against Deontay Wilder. What did you think he did in the ring? The hokey cokey? You think he did the hokey cokey in the ring? Wooooah! (laughter) How does it go? - Woooooah! - Woooooah! That's only when ghosts sing it. (laughter) - What did you put? - He touch-typed. (laughter) He's a silly boy. You are very silly, boy. He didn't touch-type because-- He probably didn't have the time. (laughter) What did you think he did in the ring? - What did we put? - Well, you suggested that he-- You said he likes his dad and he likes dancing. - He loves reggae. - I didn't put reggae. I said he did a dance and shouted in his dad's face. - Yeah. - That was one of your suggestions. You know what, out of all the families I've ever seen on telly, Kardashians, whoever, the Tyson family is one I would love to be a part of. I feel like I'd blend perfectly into. He's quite a crazy guy. I mean, if I ever meet him, I'll tell him. I can tell you he sang "American Pie" for two minutes like a lunatic. # A long, long time ago, # I can still remember, # How that music used to make me smile. # Good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, # Singing this will be the day that I die. # This will be the day that I die. # And I'm in love with you, # because I saw you dancing in the gym. # We both kicked off our shoes. # Well, who's going to stop him? Do you know what it is? Every clip I see of them, it makes me love them even more. Because I'm like, look at you. All you wanna do is love your wife and have some kids and have a nice time. I tell you what, he's very similar to David Mitchell. - He is! - (laughter) You know, when you've had a ruck and then you start a sing-song. You know what you're like, David! Well it's the only thing to do with all the excess adrenaline, isn't it, when you've punched a few people unconscious? (laughter) I asked you if you knew what Ronaldinho got for winning a prison football match. What do you think? An enormous cigarette. (laughter) It's like a currency in prison, cigarettes. James and Stacey? Keys to Shawshank. (laughter) The keys to Shawshank? Yeah, we thought he probably got the key-- Maybe he was in Shawshank. - Yeah. - And for doing well at the football or whatever he did, they gave him keys to Shawshank as a present. It is not as crazy as the answer. What did you get? Joe? Richard? - BAFTA. - BAFTA. He did not get a BAFTA. He got a 16-kilogram suckling pig. In jail? So in his trophy cabinet now he has the World Cup, the Champions League Trophy, the Ballon d'Or, the FIFA World Player of the year twice, and a suckling pig. Oh, he should really put it outside. (laughter) I asked you why Laura Clarke became the centre of attention in the sporting world back in September. What have you written there? David? Djokovic hit a tennis ball at her. That is the right answer, but I'm interested, James and Stacey, you remember it differently. Well, you said September as a clue. You said, what happens in September, so we were like "Oh, it's sports day. Egg and spoon race." (James) Egg and spoon champ. They would always do like a parents' race. She does look as if she's doing an egg and spoon race. She's just been hit in the neck with a tennis ball at high speed, and then they disqualified Djokovic. Richard, what've you got? She got hit by a tennis ball. That is the right answer. - Yeah. - Point. Weird time for the guy on the left to propose, isn't it? (laughter) I wanted to know why footballer Eric Dier posted this image to his Instagram with the caption, "The real man of the match". James and Stacey? He married a toilet. (laughter) Incorrect. Joe? Richard? I don't know sport very well, but is it possible that a toilet came on the pitch and scored a goal? (laughter) I will not dignify that with an answer. Maya? David's going to take this one because this answer was something you were really passionate about. Yes, he got the shits. That's the correct answer. You get a point for that. He ran off the pitch mid-game to defecate and then came back on and did very well. Got man of the match. But have we confirmation that he had loose stools? (laughter) Well he could have run off the pitch and just done a sort of normal, perfectly firm turd-- - Just a little rabbit poo. - In which case my answer would not be correct. Yes, it's just come in, you get half a point. There we go. It's now time to step away from sport for Say What You See. So all you've got to do is say what you see in the pictures and it'll give you a headline from the year. So say what you see as quick as you can. It's a whole-- It's one phrase, so Balls, ward. Something ward. Tonne. Maya, you should get this, because this is Bristol related. Yeah, I know. Don't put pressure on me. Yes, I got it. OK, great. Write it down. Write down. Bristol related, that's the clue. Taken down. - We got it. - OK. James Acaster, I've never seen you this excited. I finally found what I'm good at in my life. - And it's this. - OK. What have you got, James? Edward Colston statue taken down. Oh, Colston, oh fuck! Edward Tonne taken down. So no points. Points. Points. - Yeah. - Very good. Ed, ward, coals, tonne, stat, chew, "Taken", down. Beautiful. OK. Let's take a look and see what that's done to the scores. I can tell you the scores are James and Stacey have 19. David and Maya have nineteen and a half. In the lead, Joe and Richard with 23 and a half. It's all still to play for. Join us after the break when our contestants will be taking part in my surprise celebrity "Naked Attraction" round. Stay tuned. * Welcome back to the final part of "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year". The next round is all about the watercooler moments that defined 2020. In August, the government launched a scheme called Eat Out to Help Out because apparently you can't catch COVID from oral sex. (laughter) The furlough scheme was introduced this year and was designed to support everyone, unless you were self-employed, freelance, used to earn more money than they decided was OK, owned your own company, worked at a theatre or were just about to start a new job, in which case you were fucked. (laughter) Here we go. Last set of questions. First it's over to Nicola Coughlan from "Derry Girls". Hello, Jimmy. So I absolutely love the costumes I wore in my new series, "Bridgerton", but that is not the only iconic fashion moment I love this year. Moschino's creative director Jeremy Scott was dubbed a "creative genius" when he debuted the collection for Spring/Summer 2021. But what was so unusual about it? So they did a fashion show - in the middle of the pandemic. - Oh, I know this one. Obviously people couldn't be there, so what was unusual about that fashion show? Oi! - SS, back off. - If only I wasn't short-sighted. - Curtain's going up. - The curtain's going up. OK. (laughter) Question number two. Lily Allen had a new release in October. It was called "Liberty". What was so unusual about it? - I'll do this one. - OK, great. Of course, the loose woman is getting this. (laughter) OK, for the next question, it's over to YouTubers and novelty song musicians, LadBaby. - Hi Jimmy! - We're Mark and Rox, also known as LadBaby. And we have a pretty big social media following, which means we like to keep abreast of everything that's going on online. So we couldn't help but notice back in September when Wayne Lineker, brother of Gary, raised a few eyebrows when he posted a list of criteria he was looking for in a future girlfriend. Can your teams tell us three of the things that he listed as his desired requirements? So what is Wayne Lineker looking for in a partner? (David) Do you want to do it? All I know is one was "loves to travel". There's Wayne Lineker, which I think he's only being kept alive for parts. (laughter) If he was in the crisp adverts, it would be a very different story. (laughter) After spending �2.4 million doing up their UK house, Frogmore Cottage, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moved to America and handed the keys over to which couple? So Meghan Markle and Prince Harry did up their Frogmore cottage for �2.4 million, and then they gave it to another couple. Who do they give it to? Final question in this round. Take a look at these entertaining homemade videos of Jack Black, Mick Fleetwood and Jennifer Garner. All I want to know is what are they all doing? - Oh. - What's he doing? What's Mick Fleetwood doing? What's he doing? Jennifer Garner there. What is she doing? She's got a lot of washing, hasn't she? Got a big old wash on. What are they all doing? They're all doing an example of a thing that was huge this year. Is it fucking about at home? That was quite massive this year. Well yeah, that was a big thing this year. It's not that. I asked you what was unusual about Moschino's Spring/Summer fashion show. - What did you put? - Pets, of course. - Pets. - Pet fashion show. You thought it was a pet fashion show? - Yeah. - Ah, OK. What did you put? David? Maya? Well, we said it was-- Yeah, celebs pretended to be there, but they were at home. So it was like a virtual reality show. I mean, you're a fashion/Instagram kind of-- Well, yeah. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry, everyone. Apology accepted. You are wrong. Joe Lycett, though, and Richard Ayoade, the real fashion people. - Thank you. - They were puppets. Let's take a look. (music) Puppets. It was a puppet fashion show. Puppet fashion show! How completely fucking pointless! - (laughter) - I missed that. Why don't they just take the opportunity of the pandemic to not have fashion shows? They should have taken the opportunity of them being pointless years ago. - Just stop it! - Timeless, darling! Walking up and down in something nuts! (laughter) Question two. I asked you what was unusual about Lily Allen's latest release, "Liberty"? What did you all put? Had to be injected. You put... Stacey? It was her very own vibrator. Maya? David? We put vibrator. It was a sex toy and Lily hoped it would help people feel empowered. This is it. It's the-- It's a womaniser. Named after David Mitchell. (laughter) OK. LadBaby wanted to know if you could list three things that Wayne Lineker wanted in a woman. What have you got? OK. He wants a woman that loves to travel, loves the lavish life, fun-loving, young - with fake tits. - (laughter) Three points. What did you guys put? We put young, quiet and fit. Two points for young and fit. He wanted someone outgoing, not quiet. What did you put? Joe? Richard? I said work from Ibiza or the pool, which is where he is. Work from Ibiza or the pool is right. - That was one of requirements. - Likes sports cars. Is that there? - OK. Alright. - And then must like eggs. - Health food. - Loves eggs. - Three points. - You can't have a point for eggs, I don't think. It says here, one of my favourites, it says be intelligent but not boring. (laughter) That's tough. - It's quite harsh isn't it? - That is tough. That's the problem with Chomsky, very intelligent. What a bloody pain in the arse! OK. I wanted to know who Harry and Meghan handed the keys to Frogmore Cottage to. Did you get this? - Stacey? - Kylie and Jason. (laughter) So close. - That would've been great. - (Stacey) Wouldn't it? Magical. Joe? Richard? - Dom and Dick. - (laughter) Are they still active? Dick and Dom, surely? (Stacey) Dom and Dick. It's like Ant and Dec. You don't say Dec and Ant. Dick and Dom. No, it's like McCartney after John Lennon died. They wanted it swapped just to get equal time. (laughter) David? Maya? What did you put? Eugenie, the princess and her husband, the man... Jack. They. Is the right answer. Yes, they've now got the house. He's got one pocket too many there. (laughter) The top one's for stamps. (laughter) I asked you what Jack Black, Mick Fleetwood and Jennifer Garner were up to. - What did you put? - Apparently... is this right? No, no, David, stop it. You know just as well as I do. I know just as well as you do. So tell them with your chest. Say it proud. It's the WAP challenge. (laughter) It's a challenge, but it's not a WAP challenge. It's not a WAP challenge. Not the WAP challenge. Only one of them did the WAP. James? Stacey? We thought it was the WAP challenge too. - Joe? Richard? - Miming to songs. Miming to songs. They're all doing TikTok challenges. Ahh, TikTok, not WAP. Jack energetically took part in the WAP dance challenge. Mick Fleetwood took part in the Fleetwood Mac Dreams challenge and Jennifer Garner took part in the Think About Things dance challenge. (applause) All right. Time now for the final big fat question. Please welcome all the way from Madame Tussauds, London, the commander-in-chief, Donald Trump. (applause) Yes. Four more years! (laughter) 2020 marked the end of Donald Trump's tenure as president. So we wanted to test your knowledge of Donald Trump's wisdom over the years. So we're going to play a game called Trump or Gump. So I'll give you a phrase. You've just got to tell me, did Donald Trump say it or was it someone else? Grab your paddles. OK. So you only get a point if you both agree. You get five bonus points if you get them all right. - OK. - All right. Paddles at the ready, everyone. "He was a monster, and he's no longer a monster. "He's dead." Was that Donald Trump or was it Batman? (laughter) He was a monster and he's no longer a monster and now he's dead. OK, hold your paddles up. - Trump. - So you're going Trump. - You're going Trump? - OK, we'll go Gump. You're going Gump? I can tell you the answer is... Trump. (Trump) So true. (laughter) (applause) OK. "Maybe hate is what we need "if we're gonna get something done." Was that Donald Trump or Elon Musk? I don't think he would say that. I would go Gump, because I don't think Trump would say that. You think Elon Musk. You think Trump. You think Trump. I can tell you the answer is... - ...Donald Trump. - (Trump) So true. (laughter) (applause) Next one. "I think that gay marriage is something "that should be between a man and a woman." Was that Donald Trump or was it Arnold Schwarzenegger? - Let's go Trump. - We're going to go Trump? OK. You're going Trump. You're going Trump. I can tell you the answer is... Arnold Schwarzenegger. (Trump) Fake story after fake story. (applause) OK, next one. "My favourite part of Pulp Fiction "is when Sam has his gun out in the diner "and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. "'Tell that bitch to be cool.' "Say, 'bitch, be cool.' "I love those lines." Was that Donald Trump or Charlie Sheen? Oof. OK. So, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen. And you're going Trump. You're going Trump. OK, I can tell you... You're correct. That was Donald Trump. - (Trump) That is so true. - (applause) OK. Final one of these. (Jimmy laughs) "How come the deeply troubled women, "deeply, deeply troubled, "they're always the best in bed?" Is it Donald Trump or is it Jeff Bezos? - That does sound Trump. - Oh, it's definitely Trump. Do you think it's Trump? It's Trump. OK. So, Trump, Gump, Trump. And I can tell you the answer is... - Donald Trump. - (Trump) So true. (applause) He said all of that stuff-- Well, apart from that thing, yeah. He's a terrible human, it turns out. (laughter) So the final scores are... in last place, and there's no shame in it, James and Stacey, the dream team. Cinnamon and Shepherd's pie, 24 points. - (applause) - (Jimmy) Well done. Second, David and Maya. Twenty six and a half points. Congratulations. (applause) But the winners of The Big Fat Quiz for the worst year there's ever been, with 29 and a half points, Joe Lycett and Richard Ayoade. (applause) That's it. A big thank you to all our panellists, our special guests and thank you to you for watching at home. I'm Jimmy Carr. This has been "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year". Goodnight. (cheering and applause) (Maya) We should have worked harder. (David) That would have been nice, wouldn't it? Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2021