'What is it that makes a man a man?' 'Is it his origins? The way things start?' 'Or is it something else? Something harder to describe?' 'For me it all began in 1944.' 'Classified mission off the coast of Scotland.' 'The Nazis were desperate.' 'Combining science and black magic, they intended to upset the balance of the war.' 'I was 28, already a paranormal advisor to President Roosevelt.' 'I could never have suspected that what would transpire that night would not only affect the course of history, but change my life... forever.' Alright, men, let's go! Move, move, move! Come on, come on, come on! Your men, they'll need these. (CHUCKLES) Are you a Catholic? Yes, among other things, but that's hardly the point. Well, you're gonna need one of these. I abhor the use of violence. Thank you. I wouldn't want you to think me mad, Sergeant Whitman. No, three days too late for that, Professor Broom. Alright, let's move, move, move, move! This way! Left, right! Come on, men, let's get the lead out! (SHOUTS) You're wasting our time! There's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks! Ruins, not rocks. The remains of Trondham Abbey, built on an intersection of ley lines - the boundaries between our world and the other - What a loada crap! Hell, a week ago I'd never even heard the word parabnormal! Paranormal! Move it! Form a line! C'mon! Sweet Jesus. They must be here for the sheep(!) The freak in the gas mask. Karl Ruprecht Kroenen - Hitler's top assassin and head of the Thule Occult Society. If he's here, this is worse than I thought. (No matter what happens tonight, this book... will guide you back to me.) (I will not leave you.) (I grant you everlasting life, youth and the power... to serve me.) Ilsa! Grigori! It's time! Five years of research and construction, Grigori. Five years! The Fuehrer doesn't look kindly on failure. There will be no failure, General. I promised Herr Hitler a miracle. I'll deliver one. What I will do tonight can never be undone! I will open a portal... and awaken the Ogdru Jahad - the Seven Gods of Chaos! Our enemies will be destroyed and from the ashes a new Eden will arise. Ragnarok. Anung Ia... Anung. Aaaagh! Get down! (I was taking a picture.) (You do that again and I'll carve you a new one!) (Listen, the portal is open.) (Do you understand?! We have to stop them!) (Ssh.) Granate! GRANATE! Aaaaaaaaargh! (SHOUTS) Aaaaargh! Feuer! Aaaaargh! Go, go, go, go! (SHOUTS IN GERMAN) Argh! (BOTH) Argh! (GUN CLICKS) (SHOUTS) Aargh! Get down! (GROANS) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr...! It's almost over. No, it's not. The portal's been open for too long. Something may have come through. Have your men search the area thoroughly. Hey... Over that way! He's gone. For now. When you said something came through,... from where? Ugh! Do you really,... really believe in hell? There is a place, a dark place, where ancient evil slumbers and waits to return. Grigori gave us a glance tonight. Grigori? That's...? That's Russian, right? Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin. Rasputin? C'mon! Occult advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916, at a dinner in his honour, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, castrated and finally drowned, and yet we saw him here tonight. (CREAKING) (GASPS) Professor Broom! (Careful! Be careful!) (RELIEVED SIGH) (CHATTERS) (GASPS) (SHRIEKS) What the hell is that?! An ape?! No, it was red. Bright red. Lower your light, you're scaring it. What is he shooting at? A red ape! No, it's not an ape! It's got a big stone in its hand. I think... that is its hand. Look at the size of that whammer! (SHRIEKS) No, wait! Wait! Mmm! Mmm! Mm-mm! Mm? Mm? Mm? (MUNCHES) A blanket. Get me a blanket. Come on. Come on. It's safe. Jump down. (BURPS) Come on, jump down. Huh! It's a boy! It's just a baby boy! Just move a little to the left. 'There we were, an unready father for an unwanted child.' 'The boys gave him a name that very night.' 'In retrospect, perhaps not the most fortunate, but, nevertheless, a name we all came to use.' 'We called him... Hellboy.' Look at the birdie! 'What is it exactly that this agency does?' 'I kid you not, it hunts monsters.' 'It's claimed, of course, that this creature works for the FBI as a monster hunter.' What you seek is in there. This is a sacred place. Give me my gold. We shouldn't be here. (GASPS) Ugh! Master. We're inspiring the next generation of Kiwi innovators with free access to Mind Lab Kids for everyone. Domino's puff crust is back, and now there's a new way to enjoy it. New Puff Rolls. Try a pepperoni puff roll for $2.99, or a choc lava puff roll for $4.99. Have you told him yet? No. You should. I'll notify his family. He has no family. According to this file he does. He has a son. "Tom Manning, head of Special Operations at the FBI, joins Pat in the studio to go over the latest Hellboy sighting." There, that's the, er, that's the tail and, er, these are the horns. I have a question. Why is it in these pictures, the pictures of aliens, UFO, the yeti, er,... Hellboy, why is it they're always out of focus? "Tell us about the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense." I wanna tell you and the American public one thing. This bureau for the, erm... Paranormal Research and Defense. There is no... ..such... thing. "Waste Management Services"? "(BUZZING)" "What is it?!" John Myers, FBI. Transfer from Quantico. "Look at the birdie, son." "(BEEPING)" Hello, I'm John - You are late, that's what you are. Five minutes. Yes, I know. I'm going to - Section 51, I know. Watch your hands and elbows. Pardon? Watch your hands and elbows. "(WHIRRING)" Hello? (SPEAKER) "Turn the pages, please. If you don't mind." (GASPS) "Please,... the pages." These? You're reading these? Four books at once. Every day. As long as I'm there to turn the pages. My name's Broom. Professor Trevor Broom. Sir, I'm John - "Agent John T Myers. Kansas City, '76. T stands for Thaddeus." "Scar on your chin happened when you were ten." "You still wonder if it's ever going to fade away." How did it - He... (CHUCKLES) ..not it. Abraham Sapien. Discovered alive in a secret chamber of St Trinian's Hospital, Washington. His name was taken from this inscription stuck to his tank. "Icthyo Sapiens. April 14, 1865." The day that Abraham Lincoln died, hence Abe Sapien. Uuuurgh! Mm. Rotten eggs. A delicacy. Abe loves them. How does he know so much about me? Abe possesses a unique frontal lobe. Unique, that's a word you'll hear frequently around here. Sir, where am I exactly? As you entered the lobby there was an inscription - "In the absence of light darkness prevails." There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers, make no mistake about that, and we are the ones who bump back. 1937 Hitler joins the Thule Society - a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. 1938 he acquired the Spear of Longinus which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943 President Roosevelt decides to fight back, the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is born. 1958 the occult war has finally come to an end with the death of Adolf Hitler. 1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45. Did he, now? Oh, er,... Myers, this is Agent Clay. Take his lead. He'll make the introductions. Er,... you're not coming? I hand-picked you from a roster of over 70 academy graduates. Make me proud. < They're not speaking. Professor Broom had him grounded. Grounded? Who was grounded? OK, you saw the fish guy, right? Oh, yeah. That was weird. Yeah, right. Well, come on in. Meet the rest of the family. He gets fed six times a day. He's got a thing for cats. You'll be his nanny, his keeper, his best friend. He never goes out unsupervised. Who? I hate those comic books. > They never get the eyes right. Hellboy,... he's real. Yeah, 60 years old by our count, but he doesn't age like we do. Think reverse dog years. He's barely out of his twenties. What's with the hair, Clay? Finally got them implants, huh? (LAUGHS) It'll fill in. Who's the squirt? Agent Myers is your new liaison. I don't want him. What, d'you get tired of me, Clay? (The candy. Give him the candy.) Oh, er, sir, I, er,... I have these for you. Father's back? Mm-hm. Is he still angry? Well, you did break out. I wanted to see her. It's nobody's business. It is, you got yourself on TV again. Myers, huh? You got a first name, Myers? (Try not to stare.) (He hates it when people stare.) John. Er, John Myers. Well, John will do. (Stare at what?) (His horns. He files 'em to fit in.) (SIGHS) Whatcha lookin' at, John? Er,... oh, nothing. Er, nothing at all. (ALARM WAILS) (TANNOY) "Code red." Hey, hey, hey. "Warning, code red." They're playin' our song. C'mon, John,... Ugh! ..let's go fight some monsters. We are here at the Machen Library where just hours ago an alarm was triggered. The NYPD has yet to issue a statement. We've got SWAT vans, paramedics, you name it. And now here comes a garbage truck, a large garbage truck. (CONTINUES TALKING) Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between them and us. Story of my life. (SIGHS) Outside. I could be outside. You mean outside... with her. Don't get psychic with me, fella. Nothing psychic about it. You're easy. How am I going to get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck. Liz left us, Red. Take the hint. We don't take hints. # "Red Right Hand" - Pete Yorn OK, guys, let's synch up our locators. Seal the doors. Red and Blue are coming in. 1900 hours an alarm was tripped. A large entity, type five, reported. Very aggressive. Six guards dead. I thought we'd checked this place. Fakes and reproductions. Apparently, not everything was fake. Father. The entity is still in there. Video surveillance shows a 16th Century statue was destroyed - St Dionysius the Areopagite. Who wards off demons. Exactly. The statue, however,... was hollow. A reliquary? (CHUCKLES) A prison. The Vatican deemed its occupant dangerous enough to include it on the List of Avignon, of which, by the way, we hold a copy. Perfect job for these babies. Made 'em myself. Holy water, clover leaves, silver shavings, white oak,... the works. (GASPS) Behind this door a dark entity - evil, ancient and hungry. Oh, well, lemme go in and say hi. Mmm! (EARPIECE) "Hit the books, Blue." "Definitely need more info on this one." Hey, no-one goes with him? Jesus! No. He likes it that way. The whole lonely-hero thing. (RATTLING BREATHING) Huh? Hey. Stinky! (MUNCHES) Kitchen's closed. What you havin'? Six library guards raw, plus belts and boots? Man,... you're gonna need some heavy fibre to move that out. Red, I've found something. This entity's name is Sammael, the Desolate One, Son of Nergal, Brother of... Urgh! Listen, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot but this Samaritan here uses really big bullets. (SHRIEKS) So what do you say we work this out in a nice, peaceful...? (SHRIEKS) Oh, crap. That's it for you, Sam. "Red, you need to hear the rest of the information." Nah, he's taken care of. No, listen to this. "Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal, Hound of Resurrection"... See,... I don't like that. "What? Hound of Resurrection?" "..'Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destruc- " Cut to the end. How do I kill it? "Doesn't say." (SIGHS) Aagh! (CRASHING) Let's go! Move! I'm goin' around the back. (SNARLS) Aagh! (GROANS) Crap. < Child. All grown up, I see. That voice... It was the first lullaby you ever heard, my son. I ushered you into this world. I alone know your true calling, your true name. Name this. Aaaaargh! (CRUNCHING / CRACKING) (SHRIEKS) That thing...! What are you doing? What? What are you doing?! Helping you! Nobody helps me! It's my job! You wanna help? Here,... load this. It's a tracking bullet. Crack the pin. Jesus, what's that on your arm? Oh, crap! Aaarh! (SHRIEKS) What the hell is that thing?! Lemme go ask. (SNARLS) Keep coming! Good! Keep coming! Why, you little...! Hey! Hey! (ROARS) (SCREAMING) Wait! We're heading towards civilians! Crazy costumes, huh?! Trick or treat?! (HORNS BLARE) Aagh! Red means stop! You alright? Yeah. Stay here. Sammy,... you got a leak. Mmm. Waitin' for me, chunkface? < (HORN BLARES) (SHRIEKS) What? (GASPS) (ALL SCREAM) Aaaaarh-yah! Ugh! Ugh! Aagh! Ugh! Ow! Uuuu...! Hey! I'm on your side! Huh! Sure(!) Ow! (CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!) (PASSENGERS CLAP / CHEER) (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) (CLANG!) (SIZZLING) Ow! (SHRIEKS) Ugh! Open wide! (CRACKING) (CRACKS JAW BACK INTO PLACE) Sonofa...! Ugh! Yuck! Screw this! (SHRIEKS) I'm fireproof, you're not. Hey, Myers. Yeah, yeah, yeah? "How's your arm?" Yeah, my arm's fine. Where are you? I just fried Stinky. Listen, er,... tell Father I'll be home but, er, he shouldn't wait up. Wait, wait. "I gotta go with you." Hey, Myers. Yeah? Bye. (GRIGORI) 'Sammael, die in peace and be reborn again and again.' # "Breathe In" - Paloalto # Your car crashed Buckled up from heaven # Feelin' like it's poison # When there's no-one around # Would you say it feels smooth? # Would you stay home? # How do you feel? # It's how do you feel suffocating?!... # There's a big red man down there. That's fine, darling. Santa's not here for another month. Not Santa. Well, who, then? (RATTLES CANS) I brought beer. Oh, Red, your arm. You better get that looked at. I wanted to see ya. (HELICOPTER ROTOR WHIRS OVERHEAD) Every time the media gets a look at him they come running to me. I'm running out of lies. Thought you liked being on TV. I do. So,... how many escapes this year alone? Five? Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner. Well, your guest happens to be 6'5", bright red and is government funded. I know where to find him. I'll get him back. Hey, fish stick! Don't touch anything. I need to touch it to see. See what? Past, future, whatever this object holds. Is he serious? Don't worry about fingerprints, never had any. (GASPS) Professor,... they were here. Who was here? Nixon? Houdini? Jimmy Hoffa? Who? Show me, Abe. Show me what happened here. (RADIO) "That's east wing checked. We're all clear." "(BEEPING)" "It's all locked up over in the annexe." Kroenen. Move. (ALARM BUZZES) (SECURITY GUARD) Move! We'll cover 'em from here! Alright, don't move! Put that down! Put down the weapon! Get them. Drop the weapon! On the ground! Last warning! (BOTH) Aargh! (BOTH SCREAM) Take him out! Now, ready the welcome, my love. Salt gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael the Hellhound,... ..the Seed of Destruction. (INHALES) This, I can promise, Sammael,... ..for each one of you that falls,... two shall arise. (ROARS) Professor? I'm alright. (GROANS) Professor? You... You are very sick. I don't want Hellboy to know. 60 years ago they tried to destroy the world. They're back. In my lifetime they are back... ..to finish the job. We miss you at the bureau. Abe's crazier every day, Father's still mad at me. Come back, Liz. Come back. No. No, HB. No, not this time. I don't like it here... but I haven't had an episode in months. You know what? I'm learning to control it. I'm learning where it comes from. For the first time in my life... ..I'm not afraid. Looks like your ride is here. The nanny squad. Listen, HB, I've got a chance out here, so if you really care about me... ..you won't come back. Yeah,... I gotta go, too. Lots to do. (GASPS) Hey, Red! You've lost a lot of blood. This is nothin'. You know what'll kill me, don't ya? OK, Red, let's get you home. Come on. You were burned by some organic acid. Mm. I'm lucky that way. Ow! I worry about you. Me? Well,... ..I won't be around forever, you know. Damn! Could you, please, be a little careful? Mm-hm. Big baby. How long was it latched on to you? I dunno, about five seconds. Professor, look. Is it bad? Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs. Didn't even buy me a drink. Hm. The stinger detaches itself from the tongue and injects the eggs. They are very sensitive to heat and light. They need a humid, dark environment to breed. Did you ever lose track of him? (SIGHS) Let's see. There was that moment when I had the train on top of my head. We can't risk it. Tomorrow you'll go back to the tracks with a group of agents. Search the whole place from top to bottom. Find those eggs and destroy them. "Elizabeth Sherman." "I don't like the term 'fire starter'." "I just don't." '"And pyrokinesis sounds like some psychosis or something."' '"I don't know,... maybe that's right."' '"Not being able to let go."' '"Scary. I black out after each episode, sometimes for hours. You hear about so-and-so who just... lost control and just exploded."' '"Well, they're lucky it isn't true. With me it is."' My master is calling your name now, my girl. You must return to the child. So, once again, dream of fire. Hey, freak! > Get back here, freak! Get her! Get her! Agh! Freak! Oh, no,... not again. Oh, no! Somebody, help me! Help me, somebody! Help me! (BOTH SCREAM) How many buildings does she have to burn down? She belongs here. That's not what she feels. She may never feel it. It's her choice. Er, Professor, the girl... (GRINDING) Er, Professor, er, that girl you're talking about. Hey, boy scout,... think twice. No, listen, I read her file. Read her file. She blames herself for that explosion in Pittsburgh! Look, I think I can help! I could talk to her and I think I could bring her back! Just - What was it that landed you this job pushing pancakes, huh? What was it? Punctuality? The way you part your hair? What is your area of expertise? He doesn't want me with him, I know that much. You're doing fine. No, I'm not. Look, he respects Clay, not me! I'm really sorry, OK? I'm not your guy. I'm dying, Agent Myers. Like any father, I worry about him. In medieval stories there is often a young knight who... is inexperienced... ..but pure of heart. Come on! Look, I am not pure of heart! Yes, you are. Rasputin is back for him. What I ask of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I'm gone. He was born a demon, you can't change that, but you will help him... in essence... ..to become a man. Because it's now in three sizes, starting from an unbelievable $3.99. All our favourite Value Range recipes now from just $3.99. What's your favourite sub of the day at Subway? SONG: # Good day # Today might be a good day... # Every day has a different, delicious Subway Six Inch Sub for just $5.50. (FIRE-ENGINE SIREN WAILS) She was making great progress and now this. We'll be closed for months. It put a big dent in our thorazine supply. She's been like this since it happened. Are you sure you want to go in? Miss Sherman,... I'm Agent Myers, FBI. Er, Miss Sherman? Can I, er,... can I call you Liz? It's a beautiful name. 60 per cent of all the women in the world are named Liz. Well, er,... it's impressive by my standards. My name's John. John T Myers. Doctor Broom wants you back at the bureau. No special precautions, no security escorts, just, er,... just you and me in a taxi, like regular folks. (HORN BLARES) Hmm. Over here. You said those eggs needed dark and humid? Well, they hit the jackpot. The subway lines, er, they all converge right around here. Right below us is a reservoir. It was abandoned in the mid-30s. There's a pulse... ..there. A cistern on the other side. Most of the eggs are there. There's no way in. We should go back and request a special permit - Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! (DISTANT BANGING / CRASHING) (GASPS) Ugh! You guys comin' or what? (STRAINS) We lead a charmed life(!) Hmm. Here ya are, Doctor. This should cover your tail fin. Reliquary, straight from the Vatican. Loaned 'em from St Dionysius. Looks like a... pinkie. Remind me why I keep doing this. Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind. Ah! This doesn't really look like doll's hair. Be honest, Red. What d'you think? I'm thinkin' about doin' it myself. You guys find anything or what? "No eggs yet." "What, are you on a lunch break?" Nothin' here. Red's on the move! I'll cover him! Dammit, Red. (SHRIEKS) Ugh! (SHRIEKS) (GASPS) (GASPS / GROANS) "(BEEPING)" Hey, it's Abe. Oh, God. (Bring your toy over here.) (Jesus.) There's only one. I'll fire it up quick. Two. There were two. (MONSTER SNARLS / ROARS) Aaaaaaargh! No! No! (SHOUTS / SCREAMS) Red? Come in, Red. What's your 20? I got no signal. Where the hell are ya? "It's like Swiss cheese in here." Sit tight, pal. I'm on him. "Sammael, Hound of the Resurrection." Ah. (SNARLS) Didn't I kill you already? (SHRIEKS) Ugh! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You god...damn monster! Ugh! (THUMPING) Who-o-o-o-o-oa! (HORN BLARES) Oh, crap. (SHRIEKS) Ugh! (PHONE RINGS) It's for you! (SHRIEKS) You shouldn't... hurt... people! (STRAINS) (ROARS) Ya missed. (SIGHS) (CREAKING) (ROARS) Hey, chunkface. You can do better than that, big monster like you. (CLUNK!) Ow. My kittens! Please! Somebody please get my kittens! (MIAOW) Ah-ah. Second date. No tongue. Oh, my kittens! Lady, give me a break! (KITTENS MIAOW) (BONES CRACK) Thank you. My job. (SCREECH) "Clay, I am getting a signal from Abe. I am on my way back." Buddy, don't take another step. Ugh! (GUNSHOTS) (GUNSHOT ECHOES) Clay! (DISTANT FOOTSTEPS) Man down. I need an ambulance right away. Do you read me? Hang in there, pal. Man down. Do you read?! Do you read?! Quarry? Moss? Do you read me? Quarry? Moss? Do you read me? Man down! He'll make it. Not everyone was so lucky. We had two agents die today. Clay probably won't survive the night. Not now, Manning, please. My problem with you, you're reckless. These men trusted you to lead them as a team. Where were you? I knew those men better than you did. Oh, I see, that makes it alright. No, it doesn't make it alright. But I stopped that thing, didn't I? Yes, you did. That is what you do. That is why we need you. You have an insight. You know monsters. What are you trying to say? This whole thing is a farce. Because in the end, after you have killed, after you have captured every freak out there, there is still one left,... you. Hey, er, Manning, I wish I could be more gracious, but... Welcome back. It's only for the weekend, Professor Broom. (GLASS BREAKS) I want... I want that thing locked up. Starting now! Right now! Do you...? Now, you hear me? Locked up! Nothing has changed. Home, sweet home. Liz? Liz! You did it, buddy! You did it! Myers? Pop? Hmm. # "Let's Stay Together" - Al Green (MIAOWS) I am gonna put these over here. Shh. One minute. One minute. Hey, Myers. You're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for need? Well, er, need is a good solid word. Too needy. Start in, you got nachos coming. Mmm. Nachos. Oh, my God! Look at them all! Who had babies? (MIAOW) Liz, there is something I need for you to hear. Will it take long? I am going out. Out? Out-out? Yeah. For a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read. Are you going alone? No. Myers is taking me. Him?! Your chilli is getting cold. Not hungry. Is there something you'd like me to hear? It's just a list. It's not finished. OK. Well, then, later. See ya. Anything else you need? Not from you. Well, good night. Goodbye. Subject - Karl Ruprecht Kroenen. Born in Munich, 1897. Suffered from a masochistic compulsion commonly known as Surgical Addiction. Both eyelids were surgically removed. Along with his upper... (CREAKS) ..and lower lip. (CRACK!) The blood in his veins dried up decades ago. Only dust remains. (TICKS) What horrible will could keep such a creature as this alive? Can I have one of those cookies? Any doughnuts? Sorry, pal. No, no. He's determined. He's unstoppable. Some people would call that cocky. He's just strong. Yeah, that he is. I've got yours. My, er, uncle used to say we like people for their qualities but love them for their defects. He loves you, you know. What about you? I don't know. I grew up with him. But now every time I see him I get confused. There is hardly a day that goes by that he is not in my mind. Even now. I feel like he's here. Hey, wait up. (VOICES) Sugar? No, sugar. No cream and sugar, moron, she takes it black. I got some milk here. No, I am OK. Told ya. OK. She took his picture! Damn! She took his picture. She took his picture. She took his picture! Ah, crap! It's freezing, isn't it? The coffee is warming me up. Well, what do we do now, huh? New Jersey, entertainment capital of the world. Hi. Hey. You're Hellboy! Shh! I am on a mission. I lived with my uncle most of my life, then I went to Quantico. Came top of my class. Don't tell anyone, huh? Mmm-hmm. Attaboy. # "We'll Meet Again" - Vera Lynn Sebastian Plackba. Number 16. Moscow. Who wants us in Moscow? My mom baked them. She's laughing. Huh? She is sitting on a park bench and she's laughing. That's it. I'm done. They don't look like spies. Are you kidding me?! Look at this guy! Those shady little eyes, that phoney grin. You gonna eat that? No. Hey, he's yawning. He's bored. The old yawning trick. Watch his arm. He wants my job, he wants my girl. We all have a side that we try to hide. Ow! Hey! What the hell...? Hey! Who threw that? Are you OK? Yeah. Er, I'm fine. Nice shot. Sebastian Plackba. Number 16. That's Rasputin's mausoleum. I see the puppet. But where is... ..the puppeteer? Very good, Professor Broom. It was you. The scraps of paper, Liz's sudden relapse and return. Bread crumbs on the trail. Like in a fable. They both distract him and guide him exactly where I need him. Moscow. His destiny. And the last clue will be left by the late Professor Broom. You raised the child. Nurtured him. So in return I will permit you a brief, brief glimpse of the future. (GASPS) (LIGHTNING CRACKLES) He will open the portal and bring about the end of the world. If only you had him destroyed sixty years ago, none of this would have come to pass. But, then, how could you have known? Your god chooses to remain silent. Mine lives within me. Every time I died and crossed over a little more of the Master came back with me. He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it? I know what to call him. I call him... ..son. I am ready. It'll be quick. # I was singing this song # We'll meet again # Don't know where # Don't know when # But I know we'll meet again # Some sunny day # Just go down there and tell her how you feel. My mom says - It's not that easy, OK? Plus, you're nine! You're not old enough to be giving me advice. (TYRES SCREECH) Who are those guys? No! No! Something's wrong. 'He hasn't spoken to anybody in three days.' Not a word. He won't eat. He won't sleep. I have never seen him like this. Never. Should I stay? With him, I mean. Mmm. Listen. I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades and I have only completed two sides. But I do know this much, if there's trouble, all us freaks have, is each other. And I'm stuck here. So take care of the big monkey for me, will you? Volokolamsk Fields, fifty miles from Moscow. That is where we are going. Sebastian Plackba. Number 16. That is the only clue we have. We have destroyed thousands of eggs but we have no trace of this Sammael or this Rasputin character. We leave as soon as we get clearance and equipment. Hellboy is coming. I am not pleased about that, but I'll be in charge this time. We either wrap this up or I'm closing this freak show for good. Hi. Hi. I'll... come to Moscow if you are still going. I am. But I have something to say. I understand what you don't like about me. I do. What I am makes you feel a little out of place... out there. Red, I don't - Listen. I'm not like Myers. He makes you feel like you belong. Which is good. Really. I wish I could do something about this. I can't. I can promise you two things. One, I'll always look this good. And two, I'll never give up on you. Ever. I like that. "One falls, two shall arise." Sammael. We'll have to nail them all at once. And the eggs. And when we do, no mumbo jumbo. Double-core Vulcan 65 grenades. We've installed a very handy timer. You set it, you walk away. Cable pulls the safety pin. Kaboom! Easy to clean, easy to use. Sparky to Big Red. Do you read me? Come in. Sparky?! "Who came up with that? Myers?" "We're leaving the main road. Hang on." This had better be the place or I'll puke. Ow! You had better come out and see. Sebastian Plackba, number 16. Forget it. We're never gonna find Rasputin's mausoleum. What we do here is we make up a grid. We go in by quadrants, maybe satellite photography. Let me ask for directions. What did he say? Come on, baby. Find me a talker. (CLICKS) Hi, there. Animam edere, animus corpus. (COUGHS) (COUGHS) Come on. Come on. Come on. (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) This is ridiculous. I run the show, not him. This guy is nothing but trouble. Anybody got a PowerBar? Hey! Hey! There he is! Sixty feet further, comrades. And three rows in. What the hell is that on his back? This here is Ivan Kilmatovich. Say hi, Ivan. Gotcha. Ivan says there is a network of tunnels down here. Goes on for miles. Stay close, everybody. You had better be right about this. We'll be alright as long as we don't separate. Hey, Sparky. Tell everyone to turn their locator belts on. If anybody sees anything... I'll say Marco... ..Polo. Are you sure about this? "On a scale of one to ten, two." Don't worry, boy scout, she'll take care of you. She's a tough one. Come on. Ask your buddy how far this thing goes? (CREAKS) (CLANG!) How are you doing up there, Ivan? Would you mind holding this guy? He is so negative. Hey. Hey. Hey! (BANG!) What the hell is that? (RUMBLES) It's something big. Lime, come with me. Right. No, stay put! Stop! You listen to me. Listen to me! I am in charge. We are gonna go back. You can take that door apart. Whatever it is, it is coming for us. We gotta move forward. Lime! Let's go. Stay put! And, you, I am not afraid of you. I am in charge. We go back! Whoa! (RUMBLES) Oh, crap! (FAINT MUSIC) Music. Shh. Ouch! Hey. It really went deep. Hey! What's wrong with you?! You killed my father. Your ass is mine. Bam! (LAUGHS) What are you laughing at, you Nazi sonofa... (CLANG!) Don't even think about it. That's all for you, pinhead. (SCREAMS) What are you doing? What are you doing? You never light a cigar that way. You use a wooden match. Preserves the flavour, you see. Thank you. Thank you. So, he thinks that you and I...? That's why he's mad at me. 'But it's not true, right?' What? That you feel that way about me. You want to know that here? Now? Er, yeah. Red, white, whatever, guys are all the same. Wait up! "Have you found them yet?" "I have got them right below me. It is just a matter of minutes." OK. Good. Can you hurry, it is a little spooky in here? Liz, wait. Oh, my God! (SNARL) Let's back out real slow. Myers, ready your grenades. Marco, Marco, Marco. Get your big red butt over here! (RUMBLE) I'm coming for you, kid. (PINGS) No piggybacks! Liz, no! They're gonna kill him! Do something! What? What do you want me to do? Hit me! What? Hit... me. Now! You should be running. (SIZZLES) (DISTANT VOICES) This one is awake. Thank you for this. Domino's puff crust is back, and now there's a new way to enjoy it. New Puff Rolls. Try a pepperoni puff roll for $2.99, or a choc lava puff roll for $4.99. (ROARS) "And I looked and beheld an Angel." "And in his right hand, the key to the bottomless pit." These were the words I heard as a peasant boy in Tobolsk. And now, the door. Sent by the Ogdru Jahad so that they might at long last enter our world. You are the key! The right hand of doom! Your stone hand, what did you think it was made for? Open the locks. Don't do it, Red! Don't do it! Silence! Imagine it. An Eden for you and her. No. No? In exchange for her soul, then. (LIGHTNING RUMBLES) Open the door. No. As you wish. No! Nooo! Nooo! Noooo! Her soul awaits on the other side. If you want her back, open the door and claim her. (ROARS) Your true name is inscribed around the locks that hold you. You cannot break them. No matter how strong you are. The eclipse has begun. Your true name, say it! Become the key. Fire. Anung Un Rama. Repeat it. Anung un Rama. (ROARS) Open the final lock. Remember who you are! Believe me, I have lived long enough to know, know that not a tear will be shed for this world. You have a choice. Your father gave you that. No, you don't! Open it! Do it! No. No. (ROARS) What have you done?! I chose. You will never fulfil your destiny. You will never understand the power inside you. I'll just have to find a way to live with that. Child, look what you have done. You've killed me, an insignificant man. But you have brought forth a god. (SCREECHES) Myers, let's go. Hell will hold no surprises for us. I took a grenade belt. And now the damn thing is broken. Keep her safe, will ya? Whatever happens, don't leave her alone. I won't. You're OK, Myers. Stick around. Hey, Red. Just pull the cable. I didn't get you anything. Are you gonna be OK, alone? How big can it be? (ROARS) Whoa! Ugh! Damn! This is gonna hurt. Whoa! I am gonna be sore in the morning. Eww. She's got no pulse. She's not breathing. (Liz.) (WHISPERS) (BREATHES) Red. In the dark... ..I heard your voice. What did you say? I said, "Hey, you on the other side,... ..let her go." "Because for... ..for her I'll cross over." "And then you'll be sorry." (FLAMES ROAR) 'What makes a man a man?' 'A friend of mine once wondered.' 'Is it his origins? Where he comes to life?' 'I don't think so.' 'It is the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.'