(MOMENTOUS MUSIC) Captions by Able. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2021 (MUSIC FADES) (INSECTS CHIRP) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (SIGHS) Nick, this was a tragedy, but it's not why we're here. What, are we fighting the weather now? - Locals say the cyclone had a face. - Oh, people see things when they're under stress. OK, that does not mean that this is the start to some other big world-ending... (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Who are you? - (ROARS) - You don't want any part of this. (MUSIC SWELLS) - # And I... # will always love you. # I... # will always love you. # You. # My darling, you. # Mm-hm. # Bittersweet memories,... # that is all I'm taking with me. # And I... # will always love you. # I will always... # love you. # I... I will always... # love you. # - Gone but not forgotten. - Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy for their help with that touching video tribute. - This year has been nothing short of` - (BLEEP) is crazy. It's, like, insane. - Jason. - What? - No swearing. - Yeah, it's, like, the last day of school. We're good. - Historic. Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. But then eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. (TEENS SCREAM, INSTRUMENTS BLARE) They called it the Blip. Those of us who blipped away came back the same age, but our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older. - Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me. - Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. - It's totally unfair. It's not right. - (SIGHS) - Tigers,... - (TIGER SNARLS) - ...it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives. - Pray nothing crazy happens again, because are the Avengers even, like, a thing any more? - Does anyone even have a plan? - I have a plan. OK, first, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. - Mm. - Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter and watch movies with her the whole time. - OK. - Three, when we go to Venice... Venice is famous for making stuff out of glass, right? - True. So I'm gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace because her favourite flower is the black dahlia, because of, well... - The murder. - The murder. Four, when we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, give her the necklace. - Oh. - And then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel. And then, six, hopefully she tells me she feels the same way. - Oh, don't forget step seven. - Step seven? - Don't do any of that. - Why? - Because we're gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter. - Ned. - Look, I may not know much, but I do know this ` Europeans love Americans. - Really? - And more than half of them are women. - OK. Sure. But... I really like MJ, man, OK? She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way, and sometimes I catch her looking at me, and I feel like I've stood up way too` She's coming over. Just don't say anything. - What up, dorks? Excited about the science trip? - Hey. Uh, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. - Yeah, and Peter's plan. - You have a plan? - I don't... I don't have a plan. - No, he's` he's just gonna collect tiny spoons when we're travelling to other countries. - Like`? Like a grandmother? - I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons. - Oh, OK. Well,... that was a real roller coaster. - (CHUCKLES) - By the way, travel tip ` you should probably download a VPN on your phone just so that the government can't track you while we're abroad. - Smart. Will do. (BELL RINGS) - Whoa. Dude, I think that went really great. - When` When I blipped back to my apartment, the family that was living there was very confused. The wife thought that I was a mistress. The grandma thought that I was a ghost. It was` It was really a mess. Thank you all for coming out to support those who have been displaced by the Blip. And, of course, thanks to our very own Spider-Man! (AUDIENCE CHEERS) - (CLEARS THROAT) - (FEEDBACK WHINES) Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me. And thank you, you guys, for having me. - And thank you, Spider-Man. And he'll be right back out to take photos and videos. Thank you. (AUDIENCE CHEERS) - That was amazing. - That was great. - Oh, that was so cool. I was so nervous. - I'm sorry I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn't in the pocket. - No, I thought you did great. - Yeah, well, I actually did think you were a little stiff. - Uh, yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too. - It's fine. It's fine. - OK. - Did you get your passport? - Yeah. - Mini toothpaste? - Yeah, I did. (CLATTERING) - Hey, sorry I'm late. - Happy! Hey. - Oh, you look lovely. - Thanks. You too. - Thank you. New dress? - Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. Is it a new beard? - It's my` my Blip beard, cos I grew it in the Blip. - Mm. - It's a Blip beard. - I see. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - Uh, anyway, so, the reason I'm late is because this was misplaced at the office. Can you believe it? Because it's enormous. I mean, not the amount, the size. So, the amount's nice too. - Oh. (LAUGHS) - They're very generous. - Yeah. Thank you. - Pepper Potts said sorry she couldn't be here. - I think I'm gonna go change the Sterno under the vegan lasagne. Spider-Man, go shake hands. - Will do. What just happened? - Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you. - Nick Fury's gonna call me? - Yeah. - Why? - Why? He probably has some hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero. He` He calls superheroes. - Well, I mean, if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else, not me. (PHONE VIBRATES) - Apparently not. That's it. No caller ID ` that's him. - I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury. - Answer the phone. - Why? - Because if you don't talk to him, I have to, then I have to talk, and I don't wanna talk to him. - Well, why don't you wanna talk to him? - Because I'm scared. Just answer the phone. You sent Nick Fury to voicemail? - Yeah. - You don't send Nick Fury to voicemail. - Do you hear that? They're calling me. It's` I gotta go. I gotta go. - You gotta talk to him. - I'm gonna call him. I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will. - You do not ghost Nick Fury. - I promise you, I'll call him. After my trip. Hey! (AUDIENCE CHEERS) (PHONE RINGS) - Yeah, hi. No, no, he's not ghosting you. (ALL CLAMOUR) - OK, OK. One question at a time. - (ALL CLAMOUR) - Are you the head Avenger? Are you the head Avenger now? - Uh, no, I'm not. (ALL CLAMOUR) - If aliens come back, what are you gonna do? If aliens come back, what are you gonna do? - Does anyone have any neighbourhood questions? - Sean Winford, Queens Tribune. What's it like to take over from Tony Stark? Those are some big shoes to fill. (ECHOES) (HIGH-PITCHED WHINING) - I'mma... I'm gonna go. Thanks so much, everyone, for coming. (REPORTERS CLAMOUR) (DOWNBEAT MUSIC) (PHONE VIBRATES) (HEROIC MUSIC) (MUSIC FADES) (QUIRKY MUSIC) (SNIFFS) OK. (SIGHS) (HEROIC MUSIC) - Hungry? (LAUGHS) So sorry. I thought you could sense that with your... Peter Tingle. - Please do not start calling it my Peter Tingle. - So, what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? - No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break. - You deserve it. Mm. Yeah. You know what? You should pack your suit, just in case. I have a tingle about it. - Please stop saying tingle, May. SOFTLY: No. (QUIRKY MUSIC) No. No, I'm not. (JET ENGINE WHIRRS) - (CHUCKLES) Yeah! - BOY: Can you help me get my stuff up there? - GIRL: Oh, sorry, that's mine. - No worries. (PEOPLE CHATTER) - GIRL: Come on, give me the tablet. - Do you want first shift or second? I could take either. - Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien. - I mean, I can't chaperone these kids alone. - Yo, Parker. This is called an airplane. It's like buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighbourhoods instead of driving through them. - Ma'am? - Hmm? - He blipped, so technically, he's 16, not 21. - I'll take that. (TEENS LAUGH) - She's lying. I don't even know this girl. - Classic MJ, right? - Did you know Brad was coming? - It` It's so weird. Like, one day, he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time. And, suddenly, we blip back, and he's totally ripped and super nice, and all these girls are after him. - Not all the girls are after him. - No, man, they're all after him. - Yeah. (LAUGHS) - Anyway, on to more important things. It's a nine-hour flight. We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. - BOY: Sure thing. - GIRL: Are you excited? (TEENS CHATTER) - I need your help to sit next to MJ. - (SIGHS) Seriously? - Yes, seriously. - What about our plan? American bachelors in Europe. - That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan. Please? - (SIGHS) Uh, hey, guys. Uh, there's an old lady sitting in front of us wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. Um, you know, Betty, if you could just switch seats with him, that would be` - He's allergic to perfume? - Yeah, yeah, because, um, it` it makes his eyes water, and he can't really... - Did you say Peter has a perfume allergy? - Oh, uh... - I'll tell you from experience, perfume allergies are no joke. I can feel hives breaking out already. MJ, stand up. Ned, uh, take MJ's spot. MJ, you take my spot. Peter, come with me. Let's get you out of there. - Sorry. - Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. Your safety is my responsibility. And Mr Dell's, but he's... - (SNORES) I got it for now. Let's go, Peter! Let's go! (QUIRKY MUSIC) (BABY CRIES) Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. - So, did you wanna play Beast Slayer? - Nope. - Have you`? Have you, like, ever played any kind of PC game or`? - No. - Got it. Ahem. (SEAT BELT SIGN CHIMES) - Did I tell you how my wife pretended to Blip out? Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything. Well, the funeral was real, because I thought she was really dead. Do you wanna see the video? - Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter if you wanna watch a movie. - Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. - Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. We can watch together. - WOMAN: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Our flight time today will be eight hours and 49 minutes to Venice, Italy. (BOTH LAUGH) (UMBERTO TOZZI'S 'STELLA STAI') - # Stai, stella stai su di me, questa notte come se fosse lei, fosse Dio,... - Oh! Ooh! (LAUGHS) # Polaroid, stella stai, dolce vento di foulard visto mai, visto mai. # Che mi sospiri di piu, che mi sospiri di blu. (SIGN CHIMES) # Colorando il cielo del sud Chi viene fuori sei tu, sei tu. # Colorando un figlio si puo. Dargli i tuoi occhi se no, se no. # Che torno a fare a questa porta. # Voglio tenerti fra le mie. # Braccia, altrimenti torno a lei, lo sai. # Per questo stella stai. # Scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola. # Scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola. # Scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola. # Scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola, scivola... # - Hey, man, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? They were watching movies and laughing the entire time. - Dude, don't worry, OK? I'm sure that's nothing. - Hey, babe. Can you hold this for me, please? - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. - (SIGHS) (BOTH CHUCKLE) (QUIRKY MUSIC) - What was that? - Uh, well, we actually got to talking on the plane, and it turns out we have a lot in common. So, uh, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now. - Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? - Peter, those were the words of a boy, and that boy met a woman ` a very strong and powerful woman. And now that boy's a man. (CHUCKLES) - Babe? - Coming, babe. (ALARM BEEPS) - GUARD: Signore. (DOG WHINES) - There's nothing in there. I swear. (CATERINA VALENTE'S 'BONGO CHA CHA CHA) - These, no. - # Bongo la, bongo cha cha cha. # E davver cosi fantastica. - Sorry. - I'm here. - Wait, wait, wait. - I'm here. I'm here. - Thank goodness. - # In testa e bello mettere. # Cappelli a pan di zucchero. # Con cuore sempre in fremito. # Ahi-ahi-ahi-ahi, chissa, chissa. # Per mille strade cantano. # Per mille piazze danzano. # Le ore piu non contano. # Fra mambo e cha cha cha. # Bongo la, bongo cha cha cha. # - Looks like we're here. They're doing some renovations to the place. (THUDDING) Getting some upgrades. - Oh, this is trash. - That must be the concierge. - OK. (MEN SHOUT) - Everyone, here we are. - Whoa! - Whoa, whoa. - GIRL: Tell me we're not staying here. - Wow. - Come on in. - This place is sinking. - I think you mean charming. - It stinks. - OK, everybody, drop your bags off. We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go! - Vamanos! - It's andiamo. - Andiamo! - When in Rome, do as Romans do. When you're in Venice, your socks get wet. - What's up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing? I'm here in St Marco Polo's... (GROANS) - # Uo, uo, uo, uo. - This is so much fun. - Yeah. (BOTH CHUCKLE) - # No, no, no, no, no. Questa volta non abbocco, e un amore di tabacco. Che col fumo finira. (CAMERA BEEPS) - Ooh. - # Dai, non fare tanto il freddo. # Giovanotto. # Sei carino ma sei matto. - Oh. - # E percio. # Uo, uo, uo, uo, ti dico no. # No, no, no, no, no. - Three, two, one. Say pizza! - ALL: Pizza! Pizza time! (PIGEONS COO) - # Tu prometti quando baci. # Ma coi baci. # Cio che pensi non lo dici. # E percio. # Uo, uo, uo, uo, ti dico no. # Uo, pero, pero. Ma che baci, quando baci... # - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. - Hi. Uh... I'm looking for a, uh... - Fiore nero. (GENTLE MUSIC) - It's perfect. (PEOPLE CHATTER) - Boh. - What? - Boh. It's the most perfect word in the world. Italians created it, and I discovered it. - What does it mean? - That's the thing. It can mean a million things. It can mean, 'I don't know,' 'Get out of my face.' 'I don't know, and get out of my face.' It's the best thing Italy created, except for maybe espresso. - Oh, so you've been drinking espresso? - Eh. - Hey. German? - Uh... - American. A rose for you. - Boh. - Whoa. - Boh is my new superpower. It's like the anti-aloha. I was born to say this word. So, what's in the bag? - Oh, uh... Boh. - Nice. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Whoa, cool. (MUSIC CONTINUES) (SEAGULLS SQUAWK) (GURGLING) (MUSIC SWELLS) - What was that? (PEOPLE SHOUT, SCREAM) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (PEOPLE SHOUT) (BOTH SCREAM) - Betty, you OK?! - Yeah. (PEOPLE SCREAM) - MAN: Oh my God! - Come on. - Guys, we gotta go! - (ROARS) - What is that? - I don't know. - What are you gonna do?! - I left my suit in the hotel room. - Why?! - Because I'm on vacation, Ned! Everyone's gonna see my face. Just get them out of here! - Go! Just go! - Let's go! (PEOPLE SHOUT, SCREAM) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (SHRIEKS) - Get out of here. Go! Oh my God. (MUSIC SWELLS) (PEOPLE SCREAM) (PANTS) Come on. (EXHALES) (GRUNTS) - (ROARS) (PEOPLE SCREAM) - Oh, no, you don't. (HEROIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) You OK? Get out of here. Go! (GRUNTS) (GASPS) - (ROARS) (ZAPPING, WHOOSHING) (ROARS) (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) (PEOPLE SCREAM) (HEROIC MUSIC) - (GRUNTS) (SHOUTS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (ROARS) - (GRUNTS) - (ROARS) - Excuse me, sir! I` I can help. Let me help. I'm really strong, and I'm sticky. - I need to lead it away from the canals. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (GROWLS) (HEROIC MUSIC) - The da Vinci Museum ` this is why we're here in Venice. - Oh, this is it. It's closed. - Huh. - What do you mean it's closed? Till when? - November. - You didn't check the website? - Oh, that's a good idea. - (ROARS) (PEOPLE SHOUT) (BELL CLANGS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) Oh, come on! (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here. (HEROIC MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Whoa. - (WHOOSHING) (BUILDINGS RUMBLE) - (SHOUTS) - (CLANG!) - (GROANS) (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) (CLANG!) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) - (ROARS) - (GRUNTS) (WHIRRING) (SHOUTS) - Who is that guy? - I don't know, but he's kicking that water's ass. - (ROARS) - (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) - (GRUNTS) (SHOUTS) - (GRUNTS) (HEROIC MUSIC) (TEENS SHOUT, CHEER) (ALL CHEER) - BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers. - Yeah, you should definitely believe everything on the internet. - Spider-Man could take him. - What do you think it is? (WOMAN SPEAKS ITALIAN) - You know, being a man of science... witches. - No, no, no. We wanna stay. We wanna stay. - It's a good thing that I packed your suit, huh? I can't believe you forgot it. - Yeah. - So, who was that guy you were with? Was that Mr Strange? - Dr Strange, May. Dr Strange. And, um, no, I don't know who that was. It was a new guy. I was trying to help him... - Hey, Happy, no, that's my lunch. Don't eat that one. - Happy's there? - Yeah, it's Happy. He's here. He came by to volunteer, and, uh, he's hanging around the office. And he wants to say hi. - I don't want... Hi, Peter. - Hey, Happy. - I'm sorry. I'm working real hard here. I gotta do a` a leaflet drop. - What are you doing...? - I'm glad you're having a good time. Don't worry, I'm really taking care of your aunt. - (MOUTHS) So, uh, how's the plan going? - There's some setbacks, for sure. - Don't overthink it. Just trust your instincts, and you'll be fine. - I know. Love you. Bye. (WOMAN SPEAKS ITALIAN) - Who is that guy? - He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. - (SCOFFS) He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. - (SCOFFS) What is it with you and Spider-Man? - What? He's just awesome, OK? He protects the neighbourhood, and, you know, he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. What's up, dickwad? Thought you drowned. - (SPEAKS ITALIAN) - Sounds like his name's Mysterio. - L'uomo del misterio is Italian for 'man of mystery'. They don't actually know who he is. - Mysterio. - BOTH: Cool name. Babe. - So, how much of that did you actually see? - Not much. I was running. - Right, me too. I was also running... away. So, Paris tomorrow. Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great. - Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind-control antenna to create an army of the insane. - Oh. - Which is why it's my favourite destination on the whole trip. - (CHUCKLES) - What are you gonna do about the water monster? - Nothing. It's dead. And, besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. Look, I just wanna spend some time with MJ. We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me. - That's nice. It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler and... - You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. - You're Nick Fury. And you just shot Ned. - It's just a mild tranquiliser. He'll be all right. So good to finally meet you. I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. - No, that would've been really inappropriate. - That's what I just said. - Right. - The important thing is ` you're here. I tried to bring you here. You avoided me, and now you're here. What a coincidence. - Wait. Was this a coincidence? - I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing. No intel, no team, and a high-school kid is dodging my calls. Here's what I do know. (DEVICE WHINES) A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. - (SNORES) - Three days later, a similar event in Morocco. A village was... (KNOCK AT DOOR) - Just making the rounds to see if anyone needs any emotional counselling after today's traumatic events. - No, we'll be OK. We're fine. Thank you. - Great, because I'm` I'm not qualified to actually... - (SNORES) - Oh, he's passed out. I'm not really qualified to do it anyway, so goodnight. - That was my teacher. Sorry about that. You were saying? - A village was destroyed by what may well be another world-threatening... - BETTY: (KNOCKS) Babe, you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts. - Um, he's asleep, Betty. - Oh, already? - Mm-hm. Yeah. - OK. - That's why it's imperative... - MR DELL: Hey, boys. So, that canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria... - Another person touches that door, you and I are going to attend another funeral. - Suit up. - Let me know if either of you develop vomiting. - Stark left these for you. - Really? (POIGNANT MUSIC) - Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that, because it's not a Star Wars reference. (SNORTS) You can lose the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it. You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason. - (SIGHS) - Come on. - Yeah. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) - Over there, we have Maria Hill. That is Dimitri. And this is Mr Beck. - Mysterio? - What? - Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling you. - Well, you can call me Quentin. But you handled yourself well out there today. I saw what you did with the tower. We could use someone like you on my world. - Thanks. I'm sorry. Your world? - Oh, Mr Beck is from Earth. Just not yours. - There are multiple realities, Peter. This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833. - I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? Because I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system, and how does that even work with all the quantum...? It's insane. S-Sorry. It's really cool. - Don't ever apologise for being the smartest one in the room. - (SNIFFS) Anyway... - They were born in stable orbits within black holes, creatures formed from the primary elements ` air, water, fire, earth. The Science Division had a technical name. We just called them Elementals. - Versions of them exist across our mythologies. - Turns out, the myths are real. - Like Thor. Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class. - But these myths are threats. - They first materialised on my Earth many years ago. We mobilised and fought them, but with each battle, they grew, got stronger. I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. All we did was delay the inevitable. - But the Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites confirm it. - So thank Mr Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left ` fire. - The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my Earth. It's the one that took my family. (POIGNANT MUSIC) - I'm sorry. - And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. - We have one mission ` kill it. And you're coming with us. - I'm sorry, did you say Prague? (CHUCKLES) Mr Fury, this all seems like big-time, you know, huge superhero kind of stuff. And, I mean, I'm just a friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man, sir. - Bitch, please. You've been to space. - I know, but that was an accident. Sir, come on, there's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor? - Off-world. - OK, um, Dr Strange. - Unavailable. - Captain Marvel. - Don't invoke her name. Sir, look, I really wanna help. I do. But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's gonna kill me. And if I'm seen like this in Europe after the Washington Monument, my whole class will figure out who I am, and then... And then the whole world will figure out who I am, and then I'm done. - OK. I understand. - I'm sorry, what? - Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious? Dimitri, take him back to the hotel, please. - Yes. - Thank you, Mr Fury. And, uh, good luck. - See you, kid. - Yeah, see ya. - Bye, ma'am. - Yeah. (QUIRKY MUSIC) - You cannot get sick, OK, babe? - OK. Thanks, baby. - Hey, man, are you sure you're good? - Oh, dude, I'm fine. - OK. - OK, don't worry. Seriously, getting tranked in the neck by Nick Fury ` probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me anyway. - It is pretty awesome. - Yeah. - I'm just happy I don't have to go to Prague. - Seriously. - Good news. We're going to Prague. Huh? - What? What? - Prague? - Yeah. Tour company called. They upgraded us. You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell. - All I heard was crying. - Look at our upgraded ride. Huh? - Wow. I'm impressed, Mr Harrington. - Oh, come on. - Peter, what...? What's going on? - I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. - I'm, uh, Mr Harrington to the kids. Uh... - BOY: Oh, all right. - OK. - Awesome. - Yeah. Awesome. (MARCELA LAIFEROVA'S 'SLNKO') - # Vie palit vie sa smiat. # Vie palit vie rast. # Nieje to pupava nieje to mraz. - Yo, what's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, the Big F, cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri. - # Vie palit vie sa smiat. # Olala. Nieje to pupava nieje to mraz. # (POIGNANT MUSIC) - 'For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say Edith.' (BEEP!) - AUTOMATED WOMAN: Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. Retinal and biometric scan accepted. - Hello? - Hello, Peter. I am EDITH, Tony Stark's augmented-reality security and defence system. - So he made you for me? - No, but you have access to all of Tony's protocols. - Cool. - Would you like to see what I can do? (INQUISITIVE MUSIC) EDITH stands for, 'Even dead, I'm the hero.' Tony loved his acronyms. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, he did. - I have access to the entire Stark Global Security network, including multiple defence satellites, as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks. - Whoa. Is MJ texting? No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's wrong. That's wrong. (PEOPLE CHATTER) (MEN CONVERSE IN GERMAN) - Petrol and toilets. 10 minutes! - Flash Mob, this is what we doing out here... - Toilet, toilet, toilet! Which way to the toilet? - 10 minutes, everyone. Dimitri, where exactly are we? OK. I'll figure it out. - Oh, my gosh, it's so sick. It's beautiful. - What? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Hello. - Close the door. - Um... I'm Peter Parker. - Take off your clothes. - Excuse me? - You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe, so I made you this, another suit. - Oh, uh, thank you. I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try` - Take off your clothes. - OK. Sure. It's a little embarrassing. - Now. Hurry up. - This is weird. (CHUCKLES) No, no, no. Don't... - Whoa. - Uh... - Sorry. Uh, I thought this was the bathroom. - This is not what it looks like. Just... - Yeah. - What are you doing? Brad! - I'll leave you alone. - Oh my God. Don't shoot anybody. Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy. Hey, man, look, that's` - Look, Peter, I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. - That's not what that was. - I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her too. - Wait a minute. Hey, hey. You cannot show her that photo, dude. Come on. - I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves the truth. - OK, put your one foot in front of the other, and, everybody, back on the bus. - It's been 10 minutes. Let's go! (TEENS CHATTER) - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. How can I help you? - Hey. Um, there's this guy in my class who's kind of gonna ruin everything with MJ. - Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up? - Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. - Brad Davis. Is he a target? - Is Brad a target? Um... (TEENS CHATTER) Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. - Copy that. Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike. - Initiating what now? - Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle. - EDITH. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (VEHICLE BEEPS) - (GASPS) Oh my God. - Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these? - Flash, give them back. - No, no, no. I'm really paying you a compliment. - Give me them. Flash! Please give me... I'm so sorry. EDITH, don't kill Brad. - Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis? - Did you just punch Flash? - No. - Firing. - Oh, look out! (ALL SHOUT) - Hey, this is not the autobahn! - EDITH. What? (GRUNTS) - Commencing second strike. - Peter. Plant your fanny in that seat and buckle up right now. - Look at the baby mountain goats! - Baby mountain goats? - Ooh, I see them. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (MUSIC STOPS) - I don't see any mountain goats. - (PANTS) You missed them. - I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter,... - What? ...but your new look ` I love it. Right, babe? - Thanks. - Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European. - Oh man. (EXHALES) Let's try that again. - Uh, this is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I` - Yeah. Weird. - Ow. - # Do tvych dlani svou hlavu skladam. Pro oci lani rad na zem padam. # Pro oci lani padam k noham tvym. # Ani se neptam jestli smim. # Snad jednou ti dam. # (PEOPLE SHOUT) (PEOPLE MURMUR, ELEGANT MUSIC PLAYS) - Whoa, freaking beautiful. - GIRL: This is amazing. - Wow, this place is so classy. - Yeah, so why are we here? - Speak for yourself. I'm home. - What can I say? The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. Uh, everyone get settled in, rest up, because tonight ` big surprise ` is Prague's annual... Carnival of Lights. - Yeah! - Hello? - Parker, it's Hill. There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on and await further instructions. - Understood? - Uh, yes, ma'am. - Yeah. - Hey, man. - Hey. - Look, I am so sorry if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. You know, I'm still your guy in the chair. - No, no, no. It's all good. Don't worry about it. - OK. Great, great. - It's fine. - So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? Where's it gonna happen? - Uh, here in the city. - Peter, we're here. - I know. I know. It's not good. It's` I'm figuring it out. - You have to do something, Peter, please. We're all counting on you. - Ned. - Yeah. Yeah, babe. - Well, the good news is ` we've all got our own rooms. (TEENS CHEER) - FURY: Parker? Parker! - Yes, sir. - That thing is going to be here in a few hours. Are we boring you? - He's not bored. He's thinking about how you kidnapped him. - He had obstacles. I removed them. - They still won't evacuate the city. - (SIGHS) Idiots. So, what's the plan, Parker? - I will be in the cathedral tower, keeping watch for the fire monster. When that shows up, I will radio you guys, and then Mr Beck and I will` - My name is Mysterio. - (CHUCKLES) That's when Mysterio and I will move in. - Peter, listen to me. The best hope you have, the only hope, is to stop it here now, no matter what the cost. Manoeuvre it away from civilians if you can, but, most important, keep it away from metal. If it gets too big, it'll be able to draw power from the Earth's core. After that, there's no way to stop it. - Hey, man, my friends are here, and I can't help but think that we're putting them in danger. - You're worried about us hurting your friends? You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar AR tactical intelligence system, and the first thing you do with it is try and blow up your friends. It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. (TENSE MUSIC) (WHIRRING) - Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing. He just` He felt bad about snapping at you. - Really? - You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right? - (CHUCKLES) - How you feeling? - Uh... I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and... now it's all ruined. (DOWNBEAT MUSIC) - You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. It's a hard path. You see things. You do things. You make choices. People look up to you. And even if you win a battle, sometimes they die. I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... turn around, run away from all this. And then there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight, what's at stake, and I'm glad you're here. - Me too. - But you're worried about your friends. - Yeah. Just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. - Look, just get them inside and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours. They'll be all right. - It's really nice to have somebody to talk to about superhero stuff, you know? - Any time. And, hey, we survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad. - See you out there. - All right. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) - Scusi. Sorry, that's Italian. (MUTTERS) OK. EDITH? - Hello, Peter. - Hey, uh, I need to find a way to keep my friends inside for the next few hours. - Let's see what we can do. - Good news. We're going to the opera! - You're kidding me. - What? - The opera? - Don't look at me. - What happened to the carnival? - This is upgrade living, guys. Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. For free! Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? - No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever. - Uh, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. - Thank you, Ned. Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe, the best four hours of our whole trip. - CLASS: Four hours? - Guys, I think this is gonna be fun. Seriously. (PEOPLE CHEER) - I bet now you're all happy that I had you pack a nice outfit. - Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a four-hour opera instead of the biggest party in the world. - Again, don't look at me. - HILL: Parker, do you copy? Comm check, one, two. - OK, here we are. Beat the rush. - Yeah, the rush out. - Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. - Let's go. - Hey. I'll save you a seat. (ORCHESTRA PLAY TUNING NOTES) - You look really pretty. - And, therefore, I have value? - No. No, that's not what I meant at all. I was just` - I'm messing with you. - (CHUCKLES) - Thank you. - You're welcome. - You look pretty too. - Thank you. - Oh my gosh! Opera glasses! - So cute. - Can I...? - Yeah. - Want to go in on a pair? - You mean, us sit next to each other? - Yeah. FURY: Are you in position? - No. - OK. No...? - Why the hell not? Parker? - You don't want to sit next to me, or, no, you just don't want the glasses? - (CHUCKLES) I didn't mean that. Uh, uh... If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair. - I'll save you a seat next to me. - Awesome. - A lot of seats, so I'll be up there. OK. - (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) - Parker. - No, I'm coming. I'm... Hey, I gotta go. Could you just tell MJ that I'm sick or something? - OK. Be careful. And, Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house. - Yeah, Ned, I know. - OK. - OK? - Yeah. - I gotta go. (GENTLE MUSIC) (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS) - Parker, you better be on your way. - Coming. (MAN SINGS OPERATICALLY) - Where do you think she's going? Do you think she's going to the carnival? - Oh, I` I don't` - We should go too. Yes, we should go. Come on, let's go. Come on. - ANNOUNCER: Mia and Tane's wedding boarding Gate 9. - People fly for all kinds of different reasons, like going to work... and going on leave. You fly to see your best friends... - (COOS EXCITEDLY) (DOGS BARK) - ...or to speak a new language. - (WOMAN BABBLES) - You fly for something massive. - (MAN EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) - Where are you off to? - Business trip. - You fly for a hug... - Hi, Dad. - Hello. - ...a hug-shake? Or to see a familiar face. - I love your scarf. - No, your scarf. - I tell you what else you fly for ` - You fly for baby-moons, buddy-moons, and honeymoons. You fly for a new home. - (SPEAKS TE REO MAORI) - (SPEAKS TE REO MAORI) - Hey, that's my bag. - (MAKES ROBOTIC NOISES) - You fly to say... - Missed you. - ...or... - BOTH: Kia ora. - Hello! How are you? - (EXHALES) We fly to reconnect... - You're it. - ...or to relive. (UPLIFTING MUSIC) - Everyone has a reason for flying, and our reason is you. - # Higher and higher. # (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYS, FIREWORKS BOOM) (PEOPLE CHATTER) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) All right. I'm in position. Uh, as soon as I see something, Beck, I'll, uh` I'll let you know. - BECK: Roger that. - FURY: How's the suit? - Ah, the suit's great. It's awesome. It's a little tight around the old web-shooter. - Parker! - OK, I'll shut up. - Oh my God, babe, isn't this beautiful? - Yeah, it's real` real beautiful, babe. - What's wrong? - Uh, you know, honestly, I just` I don't do well with big crowds, so maybe we should... - I have the perfect thing. Come on. - (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) (FESTIVE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS) - Don't worry, babe. We'll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air. You'll feel a thousand times better. (FAINT WHINING) (COMPUTER BEEPS) - Energy spiking. - We have seismic activity. (RUMBLING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (PEOPLE SCREAM) - (ROARS) - OK, he's here! Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. - BECK: On your lead, Spider-Man. (PEOPLE SCREAM, ELEMENTAL ROARS) - No, come back! Come back and help us! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - You're up, kid. (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC) (STEAM HISSES) - Wait, wait. Is that...? Do you think that's Spider-Man? - Uh-uh. No, no, no. It's a European rip-off version of him. I was actually reading about him the other day. It's not him. - (ROARS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) (FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS) (GRUNTS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) - No, Beck! He's got the carousel! He's getting bigger! - What's his`? What's his name? - Uh, it's Night... Night Monkey. - Night Monkey? - Yeah. Yeah. - Night Monkey! - Yeah. Night Monkey. - Night Monkey, help! Save us! - What? - Night Monkey, we're stuck! - Oh, no, no. - Help us! Help! (ELEMENTAL SHRIEKS, ROARS) (GRUNTS) (SHOUTS) - (ROARS) - Whoa, whoa! Are you OK? - (GROWLS) - STRAINED: On to plan B? - Yeah! We gotta hit him with something he can't absorb! - I go left; you go right! Now! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (ROARS) - (GRUNTS) (HEROIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) - (GROWLS) - OK, shoot him! - Yeah! - (ROARS) - That hurt him. Keep it coming. - (GRUNTS) - (SHOUTS) Spider-Man, keep your distance! - I'm trying! - You can't let him get near the Ferris wheel! - OK, I'm on it! Whoa! (GRUNTS) - (ROARS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (BOTH SCREAM) - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - (SCREAMS) (MUSIC SWELLS) - Whoa, what is that?! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BETTY, NED SCREAM) (MUSIC SWELLS) (TYRES SQUEAL, ENGINE WHIRRS ELECTRONICALLY) (GRUNTS) - (SCREAMS) (HEROIC MUSIC) - That's it! Nice! Nice! You got him! - (GROWLS) (ENERGY WHIRRS) (ROARS) - No, no, no! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (ROARS) - It's too late. - Whatever happens,... - (GROWLS) - ...I'm glad we met. - Beck, what are you doing? - What I should have done last time. (SHOUTS, HOWLS) (BEAMS WHIRR) - Beck, don't do it! - (SHOUTS) - (HOWLS) - Beck! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (FORLORN MUSIC) (GRUNTS) Mr Beck? - (GROANS) - Oh, thank God. - (GASPS) (GRUNTS) - (PANTS) - I would totally kiss you, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. - Uh... I` might have a mint. (GENTLE MUSIC) - So, it's over? - That was the last of them. - But not the last threat we'll ever face. We need to stay vigilant. There's a void in this world for someone like you. Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. You should join us. - Thank you. I just might take you up on that. (DOWNBEAT MUSIC) - You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. - Mr Fury, I` - I'd love to have you in Berlin too, but you got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. Was he? The choice is yours. (PENSIVE MUSIC) - Let's get a drink. - I'm not 21. (PEOPLE CHATTER) (THE JAM'S 'A TOWN CALLED MALICE' PLAYS FAINTLY) - Hey. You gotta celebrate. We did something good tonight. - Yeah. Fury was right. Tony did a lot for me, so I owe it to him, to everybody. - Do you? - Yeah. I mean... Mr Stark gave me the chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him, and Fury just wants me to live up to that. - What do you want, Peter? - What do you mean? - What do you want? - (SCOFFS) I don't know. - What do you want ` you, Peter Parker ` now? I know you're thinking about it. - I wanna go on my trip, right? I wanna go back on my trip with my friends and go to the top of the Eiffel Tower with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel and... and give her a kiss. - Whoa. (LAUGHS) - Shut up, man. - You're not gonna do that, are ya? - No, I can't. - Why not? - Because I have too much of a responsibility. - (SPEAKS CZECH) - Oh my God. Thank you so much. - What are those? Are those the...? - EDITH glasses, yeah. - They were just on the floor? Try them on. Let's see how they look on you. - Yeah? - Yeah. - I actually really like 'em. - Can I be completely honest with you? - Please. - They look really stupid. - Oh. - But maybe they have a contact-lens version of them. - You try 'em on. - No, come on. - Try 'em on. - I don't wanna try them on. - Just put them on. - (SIGHS) What do you think, kid? (REFLECTIVE MUSIC) - MUMBLES: 'Next Tony Stark, I trust you.' 'For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.' - What? Mr Stark left me a message with those glasses, 'For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.' - I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? - He knew every mistake I ever made, OK, so he must've known that I was not ready for something like this. - Why would he give it to you? - Because maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH; he just trusted me to pick who should. It makes much more sense. He always knew I'd do what's right. And he's not gonna give them to Fury, because Fury would just give himself EDITH. - Oh, you're probably right about that. - Right, so the world needs the next Iron Man, and it's not gonna be me. I mean, I'm a 16-year-old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult with some experience and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. - No. Peter, come on. No. - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. - Hi. Yeah, um... I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. - Peter, what are you doing? - Doing the right thing. - Any transfer will require confirmation. - Stark gave you the glasses. - Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make, OK, and I'm gonna make it. Look, you're a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals. You saved my life. You saved the world, OK? He'd want you to have 'em. - Waiting for confirmation. - Confirm. Welcome to the Avengers. (GENTLE MUSIC) (HEROIC MUSIC) They look good on you. - Thank you. It's an honour. - Yeah. Mr Stark would've really liked you. - Where you headed? - I'm gonna go find MJ. Good luck, kid. I'll give you about a 50-50 chance. You're pretty awkward, so... - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) - See ya later, man. - See you. (GENTLE MUSIC) (WHIRRING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) See? That wasn't so hard. - CROWD: Yes! (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) - Somebody get this stupid costume off me! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERS) OK, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. - ALL CHANT: Toast! Toast! Toast! - This is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. - Toast! Toast! Toast! - MAN: Yeah! - OK, toasts! Give me that, Doug. To the man who brought us all together, our former boss, Tony Stark. - ALL: Boo! The jester king, literally wrapped in wealth and technology that he was unfit to wield. Like the holographic system I designed ` a revolutionary breakthrough with limitless applications that Tony turned into a self-therapy machine and renamed... - Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) Oh, $611 million for my little therapeutic experiment. - He renamed my life's work BARF. I told him it was a mistake, that my technology could change the world. And then... he fired me. Said I was... unstable. To Tony. - ALL: To Tony! - Next to William. - William! - Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave with a box of scraps! - The integration of my illusion tech with your weaponised drones was brilliant. Powerful illusions, real damage ` worked like a charm. And it's just the beginning. - Thank you, brother. - To Guterman. - Guterman! - MAN: To Guterman! - The story you created of a soldier from another Earth named Quentin fighting space monsters in Europe is totally ridiculous and apparently the kind of thing people will believe right now. I mean, everybody bought it. - ALL: Gutes! - Guterman! - To Victoria. - To Victoria! - Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack site so Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies. Inspired idea. To Janice. - Janice! - After Tony died, she was the one who discovered that EDITH was being handed over not to us, not to the Defence Department, but to a child. - Thank you. - To Janice! - And to the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. There's a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape or shooting lasers from your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I've got a cape and lasers. (LAUGHTER) With our technology and with EDITH, Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! - ALL: Yeah! - Then everyone will listen! Not to a boozy man-child. - No! - Not to a hormonal teenager. - No! - To me and to my very wealthy crew. To us. - To us. - To Mysterio! - To Mysterio! - To Peter Parker. - To Peter Parker! - Poor kid. Let's get to work. Peter, oh my God. (LAUGHS) - Hey. Hey. - We almost died. - It's fine. It's fine. Hey, I'm done with the mission. - Dude, the trip's over. - What? - There's monsters coming out of the ground everywhere we go. Of course our parents would want us home. - Please don't put me on hold. Oh, Peter, you're not dead! Oh my God. Yes, good. Stay here. Don't` Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. - We came for science; we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages. - (SIGHS) - What is going on, dude? - We're going home in the morning. - No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. - Ned. - Coming, sweetie. - Hey, can you guys keep it down? I'm live-streaming. (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS) - Yeah. - Hey. - Hey. - Where were you? - Um, I got lost. - We were worried about you. - Oh. - Good thing you're back. Hmm. - Yeah. - So much for Paris, right? - It would've been fun. - Yeah. Night. - Night. You look ni... (DOWNBEAT MUSIC) (SIGHS) OK. - Oh. - Hey. - Hey. - Uh, look, um, I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and I kind of want to do something fun that's not on the itinerary or planned or with Mr Harrington. - Yes. - Yes, like you wanna go? - Yes. OK. Awesome. Uh, I'll see you outside in 10 minutes. - Meet me outside in five minutes. - (GASPS) Five is good. - OK. - OK, bye. - Bye. (CHUCKLES) - (SPEAKS CZECH) (LIFT BELL DINGS) (GENTLE MUSIC) - Hey. - Hey. - Uh, so where do you wanna go? - Who cares? - Awesome. - OK. - Let's go. I'm glad we're doing this. - Yeah, me too. - To see the city a little bit. - You know they used to execute people on this bridge? - They would, like,... - Oh. - ...put them in a basket, and they would drown in the water. Sorry. - It's OK. Uh... Look, there's this thing that I've been wanting to talk to you about for a while. - Yeah? - It's our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to tell you. I'm just gonna` I'm just gonna tell you. Uh... MJ, I... - 'I'm Spider-Man.' - What? - That's what you were gonna say ` that you're Spider-Man. - No. I'm not Spider-Man. - I mean, I've been watching you for, like, a while now. It's kind of obvious. (CHUCKLES) - I'm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man? - Peter, Washington? - Yeah? - The fact that you, like, disappear out of nowhere for no reason. - No, I was` I was sick. Remember? I had my... The tummy? - You know Suzan Yang thinks that you're a male escort? - What? No, of course I'm not a male escort. - Well, then you're Spider-Man. - No, I'm not Spider-Man at all. - What about tonight? You snuck off, and you fought that thing. I saw you. - You can't have seen me, because I'm not Spider-Man. And, also, on the news, it was the Night Monkey. - The Night Monkey? - Yeah. That's what it said on the news, and the news never lies. - Night Monkey. OK. - What are you doing? - Well, do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs? - I mean, maybe. Maybe he's a spider monkey. Who knows? (DOWNBEAT MUSIC) Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man? - Yeah. Why else would I be watching you? - Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe... (WHIRRING, ZAPPING) What the hell was that? - I don't know. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DEVICE ZAPS) - What is it? Like, some kind of projector or something? - Yeah, but it's... really advanced. - It` It looked so real. It... - Yeah, really real. - Wait a minute. Does that mean that...? - The Elementals are fake? That doesn't make any sense, because we were there, right? There was fire and destruction, and... who would do something like that? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Mysterio. (MUSIC SWELLS) - I am Spider-Man. And I've really messed up. - Wait. You're being serious right now? - Mm-hm. - You're not joking with me? Like, you're 100% serious? Cos it's not funny. - No, I'm not joking. - Cos I was` I was only, like, 67% sure. - MJ. - So why` why are you here? Why are you on this school trip? - MJ. MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions, but, look, we really have to get out of here, OK? - OK. OK. I can't believe I figured it out! - MYSTERIO: You took everything from me! This is for my family! (SHOUTS, HOWLS) Pause. Pause. - Uh, sorry. - Yeah, uh, can you just fast-forward to the end? - Yep. Stand by. (LASERS ZAP) - All right, fly, fly, fly. Zap, zap, zap. Pause. I'm not in love with this choreography, but it'll do. Kill image. Decloak drones. (WHIRRING) All right, weapons. - You want to weaponise? - Yep. - Weapons only. Stand by. (DRONES WHIRR, WHOOSH) Nice. - (SIGHS) Stop. Something. I don't know what it is. It's something. Just dou` You know what? Double the damage and then run it again. - Yeah, you want me to double it up? - Yeah. - All right. Cover your ears. (ELEMENTAL ROARS) Whoo! Good! That's good. We on schedule? - Oh yeah. Uploading software hack to EDITH network. With her drones, we'll be able to create an event big enough to cover an entire city. - All right. Well done. Make sure every drone is weapons hot. We need maximum damage. - (CHUCKLES) It's gonna cause a lot of casualties. - Oh yeah. More casualties, more coverage. I gotta cut through the static. London is a beautiful city, and it will suffer, but they can rebuild. I mean, if I'm gonna be the next Iron Man, I need to save the world from an Avengers-level threat. But when its new saviour descends, all those casualties will be forgotten. Janice, you'll be in position with my quick-change armour for the victory lap? - Of course. Do you wanna try`? - No, no, that's... What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? - Oh, uh, one of the drones that came back from the plaza was missing a projector. It's fine. - Wait, and you're...? You're telling me this now? - It` It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. - That projector is evidence. It's going tell people what we're doing and how we're doing it. I am trying to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet. And If he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head. And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? Right? (LASERS WHINE) William, can you look at me? Pull up EDITH. - EDITH: Hello, Quentin. - Yeah, hi, honey. I need a level-five search, full-resource protocol for this device. - Magnifying. There. Search everything going in and out of that building. - Located. - Shit. You know, William, one day, after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this, I hope you remember that his blood is on your hands! - I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. I mean, how could I be that stupid? He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me. - You had access to killer drones? - Yeah, I didn't really want them, especially after I almost killed Brad. - You almost killed Brad? - Look, I have to call Mr Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but I think he tapped my phone. - OK, so what are you gonna do? - Oh, I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr Fury in person. - Uh... Just... (CLEARS THROAT) - (GRUNTS) (QUIRKY MUSIC) Oh, Ned, perfect. - The costume looks great, uh,... for the costume party at the prince's castle. - She knows. I told her. - He didn't tell me. I figured it out. - Oh. That's cool. - Like, a long time ago. - Oh. - Look, Mysterio is a fraud. - But` But he saved me and Betty's lives. - No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech. - Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. - Whoa. That's... crazy. - Yeah. - So, you guys were, like, working the case together or what? - It's been mostly me. - Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr Harrington, say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over. - Got it. Easy. - Wow, you guys lie with such ease. - I gotta go. - Uh, wait, wait, wait. The projector ` you're gonna need this. - Don't tell anyone about this, OK? Anyone who knows is in danger. (HEROIC MUSIC FADES) - (SIGHS) - So, you know too. It's cool. Um, I mean, I've known first, and I've known longer, but it's not a competition. (CHUCKLES) (WOMAN SPEAKS CZECH ON SPEAKER) (HEROIC MUSIC) (PEOPLE GASP) - (GRUNTS) Excuse me. Do you know where...? - Nacht Monkey! - No, wait, I didn't...! Oh man. - (ENGINE WHIRRS ELECTRONICALLY) - (GRUNTS) - Get in. (MUSIC FADES) - (GASPS) Mr Fury... - You've got a lot of explaining to do. - No, no, no, listen. - Wait until we're secure. - OK. (ALARM BEEPS) - Ahem. - Right. (METAL CLATTERS) (QUIRKY MUSIC) (HEROIC MUSIC) (MUSIC SWELLS, FADES) - So, is there anything you want to tell us about your girlfriend? - He's talking about EDITH. - Look, I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry, but he is not who you think he is. Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake. He has some sort of illusion tech, and that's how he tricked you guys and he tricked me into giving him EDITH. It's a projector. I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. - So all that death and destruction we witnessed was created by this? - No, not just this. I think he's using drones. - Well, if this is true, then Beck's very dangerous, and we need to be smart. Who else did you tell about this? Parker? Parker! - What's wrong? - It's Beck. He's here. - What? Hill? (WHIRRING) - No, it's just an illu... Fury! (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) (GRUNTS, GROANS) - (BECK) ECHOES: Wow, Peter, wow. I thought we were close. Fury always had to die, but not you. - Stop hiding, Beck! (LASERS WHINE) - I tried to help you walk away. Now you're making me do this. (ECHOES) You told me you were just a kid. You told me you wanted to run after that girl. - (GRUNTS) - MJ: Help me! - MJ! (GRUNTS) (GASPS, GRUNTS) - Peter, what's going on? - I know this isn't real. - Do you, though? - (GASPS) - MJ! MJ! - (SCREAMS) - (GRUNTS) - (SCREAMING ECHOES) - I don't think you know what's real, Peter. (VOICE DISTORTS) - (GROANS) Whoa! Whoa! - (SIGN BUZZES) - (GASPS) (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) (SCREAMS) - DISTORTED: You need to wake up! - (GROANS) (GRUNTS) (EERIE MUSIC) (HYPERVENTILATES) (GLASS SHATTERS) (GRUNTS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - I mean, look at yourself. (EERIE MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth. (VOICE DARKENS) Mysterio is the truth. - (GRUNTS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Whoa! (GRUNTS) (TENSE MUSIC) - If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. (STARTLING MUSIC) (SHOUTS) (GRUNTS, GASPS) Deep down, you know I'm right. (DISCONCERTING MUSIC) - (GRUNTS) (GASPS, GROANS) - You made your choice. And all you had to do was step aside. And now you have... (ZAP!) (GRUNTS, GROANS) (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC) (SIRENS WAIL) - Fury. (GRUNTS) - Beck's people are trying to find everyone who could expose him. Who'd you tell? - Um... - I know you told someone,... - Um... - ...so just tell me. - OK. - Who did you tell? Who else did you tell? - Oh, OK. Just Ned and MJ from my class. Maybe Ned told his girlfriend, Betty, but that's it. - (CHUCKLES) - What? You are so gullible. - What? - Oh, you're smart as a whip. Just a... - BECK: ...sucker. And now all your friends have to die. - Oh my God. (GRUNTS) - It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. - (GRUNTS) - But for what it's worth, Peter, I really am sorry. - (GRUNTS) (GASPS) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - EDITH. - Yes, Quentin. - Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. I need them to fly home from London. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (TENSE MUSIC) - (GROANS, PANTS) (GASPS, GROANS) (COUGHS) (GROANS) (TENSE MUSIC) (SNORES) (SNORTS) - Hi. - Where am I? - Municipal holding facility. - They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. Very dangerous. - And we gave you the shirt because you seemed a bit cold. - Thanks. You guys are nice. You speak really good English. - ALL: Welcome to the Netherlands. - I'm in the Netherlands right now? - Yep. Bye. (GRUNTS) Guard! - The guard is on a break. Probably talking to his wife. - Yeah, she's pregnant. - Oh yeah? - Yeah. - (SPEAKS DUTCH) - (GRUNTS) Yeah. Yeah. Night Monkey. Yeah. (QUIRKY MUSIC) You guys OK? (DOOR SQUEAKS) - (GRUNTS, PANTS) - (GOAT BLEATS) (GRUNTS) - (SQUELCHING) - Ugh! (GROANS) - (CHICKENS CLUCK) - Uh, excuse me, sir? - Yeah? - Could I borrow your phone? - Yeah. Take it. - Everyone is so nice here. Uh... OK. OK. (BREATHES HEAVILY) Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey, uh, I messed up. I need a... I need a ride. Where am I? Uh, where am I, sir? - It's Broek op Langedijk. - Hang on. Uh, could you say that into there? - Yeah. Hi. Uh, it's Broek op Langedijk here. Yeah, no problem. (CHUCKLES) - Thanks. Did you get that? (ENGINE WHINES, ROARS) - Peter? Are you OK? - Happy, is that you? - Yeah, of course it's me. - Stop! Tell me something only you would know. - Only I would know. Uh... Remember we went to Germany, you pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk. And you didn't know how I knew... - OK, fine! It's you. It's you. It's you. Stop. (GRUNTS) It's so good to see you. - Peter, you're gonna have to tell me what the hell's going on here. SOFTLY: OK, hold still. There we go. - Ouch. - I thought you had superstrength. - It still hurts. (SIGHS) - Happy, come on. - All right, relax. - Just a few more. There we go. - Oh my God! - Relax! - Don't tell me to relax, Happy! How can I relax when I messed up so bad?! I trusted Beck, right? I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing that Mr Stark left behind for me, and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, so please do not tell me to relax! (SIGHS) I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. (SIGHS) I just really miss him. - Yeah, I miss him too. (SORROWFUL MUSIC) - Everywhere I go... I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man, and... (SNIFFLES) I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. (SIGHS) - You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. - (BREATHES SHAKILY) - Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would have done what he did if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. Now your friends are in trouble. You're all alone. Your tech is missing. What are you gonna do about it? (HEROIC MUSIC BUILDS) - I'm gonna kick his ass. - I mean` I mean right now. Like, specifically, what are we gonna do? Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last 15 minutes. - Right. Um, I can't call my friends, because he's tracking their phones. Uh, give me your phone. - My` My cell phone? - Yeah. - OK. Here. - What's your password? - Password. - No, what is your password? - Password. The word spelled out ` password. - You're the head of security, and your password is password? - I` I don't feel good about it either. - BRITISH ACCENT: "'Ello, guv'nor. Cup of tea for you?" I'mma be in London soon. - They're in London. - London, OK. - Yeah, I need a suit. - Suit? (HEROIC MUSIC) (MUSIC SWELLS) (WHIRRING) - OK, um, bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. Yeah, open that. OK, no, no, no. (HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUES) What? - Nothing. You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. (AC/DC'S 'BACK IN BLACK' PLAYS) - Oh, I love Led Zeppelin. Uh, OK, can you pull up my web-shooters? - # I hit the sack. # I've been too long. - Isolate the taser webs and reconfigure and boost the voltage to a factor of... 25% and give me complete manual control over detonation. - # Forget the hearse, cos I never die. # - I thought Kree having sleeper cells was top-secret information. - Nick, satellites are picking up an EM pulse. - I thought that was over. - It's the biggest one yet. - Where? - London. - OK, guys, the company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite and head to the airport. - Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? - Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all. - No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. Has no one here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw him in the back room of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear, and he's always sneaking away, like back at the opera, huh? And now, what, he's suddenly off the trip, like, with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth? - 'The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world.' - George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. - Yeah. Well, I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom? - Yeah, dude, what's that about? - No, no, no. It wasn't like that. It was, uh... I was trying to take a` - Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 'Sounds great, Mr Harrington,' said the class. OK. - I'm gonna be the cool teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, OK? It is weird. No more photos in the bathroom ` urinal or stalls. OK? - Look at this. - Mr Harrington, come on. This is your bus. - We got a bus all to ourselves. - Nice to see you all. Come along. I'll get this, yeah? Why not? - Thank you. - Yeah. Thank you, brother. - All right. - I have the kids. - I got here as fast as I could. I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing. - Dammit. - Pulse is spiking. - I'll take another look. - Soon as you see something, report. You're all we've got, Beck. - If this is what I fear, then God help us, Fury. God help us all. (BEEP!) OK, no Avengers coming. We're good to go. William, launch the drones. - Copy that, brother. Drones are entering the atmosphere weapons hot. (OMINOUS MUSIC) - Excellent. Janice? - Still working on the cape. - You gotta get those wrinkles out. In a few hours, I could literally be shaking hands with the Queen. Guterman? - Almost in position. - OK, hit it, Victoria. - Increasing pulse. (WHIRRING) - Whatever this is, it's a hundred times bigger than the previous ones. - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin. - Show me my loose ends. Once the show's going, execute the kill order on my command. - Copy. - All right, start the show. Let's save the world, people. I don't like this. Something's definitely up. - You're an FOS now ` friend of Spider-Man. And you have to remember, just stay calm. - (SIGHS) (BOOM!) - Man, that doesn't look good. - But it's fake, so there's nothing to worry about. - And the kids are in the kill zone. - BECK: Great work, Guterman. - What? - Happy Hogan here. - I know. What do you want? - Over at Mr Stark's, going through his belongings. Apparently, there was a surfboard that you left behind. - What? - People over there said they didn't think Nick Fury was a surfer. I said appearances can be deceiving. - It's not mine, and don't ever call this number again. - (PHONE BEEPS) (TENSE MUSIC) (MOMENTOUS MUSIC) - OK, Fury's got the coded message. Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. - OK. - Your boy called it the London Bridge, but I figured it out. I'm gonna scoop them up, OK? - Yeah. - We're close. - We're close. - How's the suit coming? - Almost done. - Good. - Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Before you go, if something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ? - You'll make it back. You'll give it to her yourself. OK, you got this. - I got this. - Now walk me through it. - I know it's illusion tech, right? All I do is get on the inside of illusion, then I can take it down, find him, and he's just a guy, so I can take EDITH right back. - Right, but last time, you got hit by a train. - True, but this time... How do I explain this? Uh... I have, like, a sixth sense. - The Peter Tingle ` that's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it? - It is working. Well, I don't know if it's working` - Good. OK. So, you got the Peter Tingle. That's the plan. I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter Tingle back online. - SOFTLY: I got this. I got this. (HEROIC MUSIC) (ARMS WHIRR) (THUNDER RUMBLES) - Cue the lightning. Cuing lightning. (BOOM! PEOPLE SCREAM) (LIGHTNING ZAPS) - Sir, is it still safe on the top, or should we all come down? Oh my. - What did the bus driver say? - The bus driver's gone. - TEENS: What?! - GIRL: Where? - It's OK. Mr Dell and I have it under control! - No, no, no! Don't drag me into this, Roger. - I'm doing my best, Julius! Look... - Oh, the witches are back. - Oh my God, get off the bus! (ALL SHOUT) (HORNS BEEP) Whoa! OK, follow me, kids! (PEOPLE SCREAM, SHOUT) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (OMINOUS MUSIC) - (ROARS) - Now, that is an Avengers-level threat. - (ROARS) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (PEOPLE SHOUT, SCREAM) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - This way. This way! OK. OK. - GIRL: Oh my God! - Flash! - OK, follow that hand! - This way, kids! Follow me! - It's not real! It's not real! - Yeah, well, it looks pretty real to me! - Follow me, kids! - Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh no. They joined forces like the Power Rangers. - You're thinking of Voltron. - Who? - Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! - Hey, look, it's Mysterio! He's gonna save us! (TEENS CHEER) - Wait, if Mysterio knows we know... - ...then we're in danger. - Yeah, and so are they. We should go. - Kill that witch! Ba-bow! - MYSTERIO: This is for my family! You should get somewhere safe, Fury. I don't see this ending well. - I appreciate your concern, but I never leave my men behind. - All right, comms check. Can you hear me, kid? - Yeah, I can. It's a little loud out here. - I like the new suit. - Thanks. - Whoa, Peter, you sure that's not real? - Yeah, it's just a hundred times bigger than I expected. - Still the play? - Uh-huh. We need to get high enough so Beck doesn't see me coming. - Copy. Stay sticky. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Hey, Happy. - Yeah, kid, what is it? - We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt! (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Beck, report! - Hey, Guterman, I need a` I need a response. Something quick and decisive. - It's all the Elementals. They've somehow merged into something... - ...into something else, something more powerful. It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. - See, now, that's some bullshit. - (SIGHS) - Is that...? (HEROIC MUSIC) - Be ready for anything. - Yeah. (WIND WHISTLES) (ELEMENTAL ROARS) - Whoa, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real! Whoa, whoa! (GASPS) Whoa! That's awesome. (WHIRRING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) (HEROIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS) - William, I've got drones breaking formation. - Well, maybe they hit a flock of birds or something. You're fine. - Well, I wanna see what's happening there. I'm taking manual control. (DRONE WHIRRS) - Do you see anything? - Yeah, and I'm gonna kill him. (HEROIC MUSIC) - I hope this works! (ZAPPING) - You got me? - I got you. - Boss, the illusion is coming apart. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - I see you. (GRUNTS) - EDITH, give me some protection. - Copy. - (GRUNTS) (GROANS) (TENSE MUSIC) (COUGHS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) - Kill it. Just kill the illusion. Kill it. - No, I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see. - They'll see what I want them to see! - Do you still need the cape? - Yes, Janice. I still need the cape. - Done. - Now, William, render my illusion suit. - All right, hang on. - The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! - There you are. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Easy. (PEOPLE SCREAM) - Who the hell is that? - Ned! - Happy! - I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet! - Who are you? - I work with Spider-Man, OK? You gotta get on that jet! - You work for Spider-Man? - I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man. Whoa! Whoa. New plan. Into the tower. - TEENS: What? - Happy, are you OK? - Yeah, we're OK. Just go get Beck. - EDITH, target Spider-Man. - Copy. - Oh. I'll just kill the kids myself. - (GRUNTS) Whoa! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - There you are. - Into the Crown Jewels vault! - Yeah, go, go, go! - Come on. - Go! - Into the vault! The walls are 8 feet thick. Go into the vault! - What? - Into the vault. Go! (ALL SHOUT) Take cover! (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) - (BREATHES HEAVILY) (TENSE MUSIC) WHISPERS: OK. (MOUTHS) - (MOUTHS) - (GASPS) - I see you. (DRONE WHIRRS) - WHISPERS: Get that thing out... - (SHOUTS) Go! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (SHOUTS) How does Cap do that?! (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (GRUNTS) Happy, say something, please, to let me know you're alive! - I'm here. I'm here. - Oh, Happy. Thank God. - I bought us some time, but not much. - I'm trying to get to Beck, but I can't shake these drones! (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS) (GRUNTS) - Gotcha. (BEEPING) (WEAPONS FIRE) - (GRUNTS) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (GRUNTS) (SHOUTS) (METAL CLANGS) (MUSIC SWELLS) Whoa! (GASPS) Going up! (DIZZY MUSIC) (SHOUTS) Whoa! (MUSIC SLOWS) (MUSIC QUICKENS) (SHOUTS) (DRONES WHISTLE) (HEROIC MUSIC) (GRUNTS, GROANS) - Finally. Hey, William, how we doing? - Illusion almost back up. I don't know how you're gonna spin this. - (GRUNTS, PANTS) (DRONES WHIRR) (GRUNTS, PANTS) Oh, great (!) No webs. (METAL THUDS) (GRUNTS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Are we gonna die? - Nobody dies on my watch. (BOOM!) - I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die! - I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it. - (YELPS) I post stupid videos daily for people to like me. - Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you. - Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? (GASPS) I saved us, guys. - If you saved us, then why are we about to die?! - MJ! - Stop it! - I'm sorry, OK? I'm just` I'm obsessed with telling the truth, even if it hurts other people's feelings. - I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. Well, we're sharing, right? (ZAPPING) - (GRUNTS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (HEROIC MUSIC) (MUSIC QUICKENS) (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) (DRONES POWER DOWN) Your lies are over, Beck. - Oh, this certainly isn't ideal, but I have contingencies. EDITH? - (COUGHS) (GROANS) Just give me the glasses. - You want these? Come and get 'em. (TENSE MUSIC) (WHOOSHING) - (INHALES) Come on, Peter Tingle. (EXHALES) (GRUNTS) (LASERS ZAP) - Why aren't these drones firing? - EDITH: You're in the strike zone. The chance of getting hit is` - No, fire all the drones now! (LASERS ZAP) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GROANS) - (SHOUTS) (SHOUTS, GROANS) Beck! (GASPS, GROANS) Beck. (GRUNTS) You lied to me. And I trusted you. - I know. That's the most... d-disappointing part. You're a good person, Peter. Such a weakness. (PANTS) Stark was right. You do deserve them. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (GRUNTS) (TENSE MUSIC) - (GRUNTS) - You can't trick me any more. - (GROANS) - (GRUNTS) EDITH, turn off the drones. - Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. - (GROANS) - Shall I execute all cancellation protocols? - Just do it. Execute them all. - Confirmed. (DRONES WHIRR) (UPLIFTING MUSIC) - Give me the spear. - That's a halberd. (CLEARS THROAT) - (CHUCKLES, PANTS) Thank you. How could you do all of this? - WEAKLY: You'll see, Peter. People, they need to believe. And nowadays... (GASPS) they'll believe anything. (EXHALES) (TENSE MUSIC) - Is he...? Is this real? - All illusions are down, Peter. (PENSIVE MUSIC) (PHONE VIBRATES) Whoo! Yeah! - Hey, where you going? (SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE) - (GRUNTS, GROANS) MJ. - Hey! - Hey. - Hey. - Are you OK? - I'm OK. Are you OK? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Is everybody else OK? - Yeah, everyone's OK. - Oh. (PANTS) What happened? - (STAMMERS) There was just the drones, and they were following us, and then they` they just stopped. (PANTS) Was that you? - Yeah. - Did you get him? - Yeah. - Well, I, um... brought that, in case you needed some help. (CHUCKLES) - Thanks. (INHALES) - Anyway, uh, there was this sweaty guy in the tower with us. I think he, like, works for you or something. He, um... He gave me this. - No. No! Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry. I had this plan ` this stupid plan. - Peter. - And I wrote it down. I was gonna buy you this and give it to you in Paris at the top... And you kissed me. What? - Yeah. I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um, so I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man. - (CHUCKLES) That's great. - Black dahlia, like the murder. - The murder. - Good. - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry it's broken. - I actually like it better broken. - I really like you. - I really like you too. - (CHUCKLES) (ROMANTIC MUSIC) - Uh... OK. I should, um... I should probably get back to the class. - I'll go and... - Yeah. (LAUGHS) I don't know. - (CHUCKLES) OK. Just in case. (GENTLE MUSIC) - Yeah, no. No, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. Yeah. I'm glad he stayed too. I gotta go. Well, I'm glad you're alive. I guess the coded message worked. - 'Appearances can be deceiving.' (CHUCKLES) I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. - It worked. - Only because I had serious doubts about Beck from the beginning. - Not true. He had zero doubts. - Where's Parker? - He's with a girl. - I need to speak with him. - He'll call you. - He'll...? (LAUGHS) OK. Great. Well, he better, or it's your ass. And don't even think about ghosting me. (RAMONES' 'I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND) - # Hey, little girl. # I wanna be your boyfriend. # Sweet little girl... # (ALL CALL OUT) - Are you sure no one else has figured it out? - Yeah, it's not like anybody really pays attention to you. - Ouch. - Except for me. - Aw. Thanks. - Don't be late. - I won't. See you later. - You guys are so cute. - Thanks. Uh... I was thinking that maybe we should all, I don't know, like, go on a double date or something. - BOTH: Oh, we broke up. - No. What? Why? - Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them. - You are so wise. - Thank you. - Hello, Gerald. Could Mother not make it? Oh. (GENTLE MUSIC) - May! - I promise you` (GASPS) Oh, he's here. Don't give me a ticket. (CHUCKLES) - Oh! - Oh, I'm so glad you're OK. - No, for real, I'm good. I'm actually really fine. - Yeah. Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh, right. They got blown up. - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - I got you some hot buttered bagels. - Oh, thank you so much. - I know my boy. - I kept my identity pretty guarded this past couple of years. I faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies, so it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating? - Yes. - Not really. - What? - Well... - I think... - Summer fling. - Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. - I still don't know where it's going. - Open to wherever it might lead. - Anywhere. On or off. - And to share it with people... - But we'll always be friends, no matter what. - I'm gonna go, because I've got a date. - ...a unit, because we all are interconnected. - Bye. - We are. (HEROIC MUSIC) - Whoo! (ECHOES) Sorry! Whoa! Whoa. Whoo! (MUSIC CONTINUES) (GRUNTS) Whoo-hoo! (MUSIC SLOWS) (MUSIC QUICKENS) (GRUNTS) - Hey. - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - It's fine. - You ready? - Yeah. - You're gonna love this. - OK! OK! OK! OK! - You ready? - Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch! I'm not gonna watch! (SHOUTS) I should stop looking! I'm gonna stop looking! (GASPS) - Whoo! - (YELPS, SCREAMS) (THE GO-GOS' 'VACATION) # Can't seem to get my mind off of you. # Back here at home, there's nothing to do. # Now that I'm away, # I wish I'd stayed. # Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in. # When you looked at me, I should've run. # But I thought it was just for fun. # I see I was wrong, # and I'm not so strong. # I should've known all along that time would tell. # A week without you, # thought I'd forget. # Two weeks without you, # and I still haven't gotten over you yet. # Vacation, all I ever wanted. # Vacation, had to get away. # Vacation, meant to be spent alone. # Vacation, all I ever wanted. # Vacation, had to get away. # Vacation, meant to be spent alone. # Vacation, all I ever wanted. # Vacation, had to get away. # Vacation, meant to be spent alone. # Captions by Able. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2021 - OK, you can put me down now! You can put me down now! - (GRUNTS) You OK? - Uh... Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK. Let's just... Never, never doing that again. I'm never doing that again. - OK. Well, I should probably get out of here. - Be safe. (CHUCKLES) - See you later. (GRUNTS) - (NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYS) - MAN: This is breaking news. - We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning, you may find this video disturbing. - I managed to send the Elemental back through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponised drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else. - EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties. - Do it. Execute them all. (DRONE LASERS ZAP) - This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website thedailybugle.net. - There you have it, folks, conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down. - Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.