ITFC Subtitles. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. www.able.co.nz Able 2021 # On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love gave to me... > # 12 pipers piping, 11 lords a-leaping, 10 maids a-milking > # nine ladies dancing, Eight something-something > # Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings... # four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtledoves... # and a partridge in a pear tree # # On the first day - Proctor, you have been singing Christmas songs for five hours. Christmas is four months away. If you sing one more note... I will shoot you. (HUMS 'JINGLE BELLS') Go ahead... make my Christmas. Sir, can we call it a day? I've a tip that the Wilson Heights gang will rob that jewellery store. I thought we'd wait till they showed up before we call it a day. OK? Yes, sir. I usually read the funnies to my niece on Sunday. It took me a year to get transferred away from Lassard. Now I've got my own precinct, Nobody screws with me. It's my precinct. No-one even takes a leak without my say-so. I have a sixth sense - Sir - Let me finish. I - But, sir - Would you let me finish? I have a sixth sense - But, sir - Stop interrupting me! I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime. My instincts tell me this crime wave is about to come to an abrupt end. SIRENS APPROACHING Hey, you, hold it! Hold it! Captain Harris, what are you doing here? It's a stakeout. What's this about? The Wilson Heights gang just struck. Where?! There, sir. Right behind you. When did you get here, sir? > Well, we... Five hours ago. You mean you were here during the robbery? Of course not! They went a few minutes ago. Shut up, Proctor. I tried to tell you. Remember? Shut up!! Gentlemen! You promised me you'd have this gang in custody weeks ago. Instead they're making us look like a bunch of... oh... The ones that are funny. Kings have them. Fools! Like a bunch of fools! Mr Mayor, I assure you - Save it. People are taking their business elsewhere. Some very important - - feathers are being ruffled! The governor wants this crime wave stopped - right now! And he is sending in a special team, to see that the crime wave is... er... stopped. Mr Mayor, Your Honour - Captain Harris is trying to say that his department appreciates the help. But due to the possibility of a leak in the department, the governor has chosen a team from outside. He feels sure they will bring these scoundrels to... Justice! Bring them to justice. BUZZER Excuse me. Hello. Yeah. Send him in. Thank you, Midge. Capt Harris, Commissioner Hurst, I'm sure you know Commandant Lassard. Thank you, Midge. You! Let me make sure I've got this. You are going to be working with me? Side by side. I feel just the same. Happy to have you with us, Commandant Lassard. I am sure - sure - that you will help us tree these swine. I have just the men for the job. (CHOKING) ALL: Yeah! > ALL: Very good! > ALL: (GROAN) > Now, who wants to go one-on-one? (HIGH VOICE) No! Not me! > Heads up, people! Brad's such a child. Hello. Nice to see you again. You look lovely. Do call me sometime and have lunch. Hello, dear. Hi, Mrs Stanwyck. Jones. Ever see such a bunch of stiffs? < Marlene! Exceptional event. Watch this. (IMITATES SQUEAKY SHOES) (IMITATES SQUEAK) (IMITATES LOUD SCRATCH) > What on earth is he doing? (IMITATES SQUEAKY FOOTSTEPS) Well, thanks, pal. That should get me through the next hour. < Er, excuse me... What do you think you're doing? Well, it's my duty to - Do you have any idea who I am? Well, no, but I wanted to - I'm Wendell P Farnsworth, and I'm a friend of your watch commander. I suggest we forget all about this little misunderstanding. Got me? You were parked in a red zone. Let me make it clear to you, girl... Now, get out of here before I have you busted down to crossing guard! All right! You told her! You gotta know how to handle these peons. Anyone - What now? What's this? Parking in a red zone, over 18" from the kerb, blocking a fire hydrant, no registration, no front plate, attempted extortion, wilfully destroying a court summons. (WHISTLES) Oh, no! My car! You can pick it up after you pay for your citations - BOY! DOG BARKING CLANKING NOISE > Morning, son. Morning, Dad. 211 in progress in the living room. Shall we call for backup? Nah. We can handle it. Grandpa! Dad! All I took was a lousy sandwich! Welcome to the Wilson Heights Division. Let's get to work. This gang... has been... one... step... ahead of us. The governor feels that someone in this department may be leaking. To guard against that possibility, > only those in this room will know our plans. Now, these boards... carry the only information we have about these robberies. We... > Captain Harris? Commandant. Thank you, Commandant Lassard. No-one has been able to identify these men from our mug books. We can assume therefore that they have no police records. Three sets of fingerprints have been found. But running them through our records drew a blank. The perpetrators are pros. But they made one fatal mistake. They chose... my precinct. Yeah! Yeah! All right! < Attention! Be seated. I have been briefing the men, sir. Thank you, Captain Harris. Now, in the... > Aaargh! LAUGHTER Get away! In the absence of photographs, we'll have to rely on > good old-fashioned police work. I thought you had a seven-man team. I do, Commissioner. Morning. Ow! Hi, there. Hey! Nice day. Hi. It's good to be back. SCREAMS You all know Sergeant Fackler. Commissioner Hurst. Hello, Sergeant. Now I know that we shall soon triumph over our enemies. Hi! Bern... Hightower... Hi, I'm Nick. Hello. How do you - Whoops! Fackler... Get a mop. SCREAMS # PARODY: TCHAIKOVSKY: 1812 Overture This is not a good combination. Fire in the hole! Come on, let's go. Hurry up. Where are you from originally? Uh-uh. Are you the president? You got the key for this? No. OK. He lifted you out of your chair? And over my desk and into the vault. Excuse me. Excuse me. He got away with approximately $190,000. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well... suggestions. May I suggest that we canvass - Canvass the area with our artist's sketches. We might get lucky. The word - Word on the street might give us a clue. Maybe put a few men undercover. Well, Commandant Lassard? The word on the street might give us a clue. (CHUCKLES) I think I just said that. At his age, memory comes and goes. Whoops! Hey, Debbie. Take a look at this. Thank you, Douglas. At least they didn't get all the money. They were too smart. It's an exploding dye-pack. It's activated when you take it out of the bank. If you remember anything at all - Sir, that's him! What are you doing, Sergeant? Taking this cash I found to Commissioner Hurst. I'll take it to the commissioner. A job like this - That will be all, Sergeant. Proctor. Yes, sir. Keep an eye on these people. Commissioner... < EXPLOSION Yes, Captain Harris? It wasn't important. < LAUGHTER Nick... We've got something here. Go ahead. The big guy broke open the deposit boxes. The man with the guns told him not to. They argued. Tell him what the guys said. The guy with the guns said, 'That's not what we're being paid for.' They're just hired help! Someone plans the robberies... behind the scenes. > A mastermind. Hey, Ace, Who do you think the boss really is? I dunno. But he's certainly very well connected. We know what the cops are going to do before they do. Ain't it something. Hey... Check out Ox. Five minutes up. You win the bet. (EXHALES) You gotta pay him. I told ya. FEEDBACK Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am pleased to say that my plan is proceeding perfectly. (EVIL LAUGH) We have wrought a crime wave like the city has never known. Every mind is filled with dread. Every fear bears our name. Only a few more robberies and all will be ripe for Operation Chaos. There will be anarchy, destruction. We shall bring the city to its knees. (EVIL LAUGH) Very funny. But we've talked about this before. Oh, yes, bring them up here. Come on. You can have them back at the end of the crime wave. Your Reverence, Lassard and his team will screw up this investigation. I certainly appreciate your difficulty, Captain. I want these swine captured, as you do. What can I do? My hands are... Oh, the thing with the ropes! Tied. When I want your help, Captain Harris... rest assured, I will ask for it! This is the governor's show. My hands are tied. < However... if you should find any evidence... that Lassard and his men are hurting the investigation... I would go right to the governor and have them removed from the case. I wish you could run for a third term. I would love to vote for you again! Ow! Me too. Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm busy this afternoon, so if you don't mind... Have a nice... thingy. You too, Your Honour. (Don't touch a thing!) Please allow me to congratulate you on your collection of model ships. Thank you. Built them all myself. Of course, it's a labour of love. Take that one you're holding. I spent a year on that little baby. Oh! Oh! Oh, no! > Oh! Oh. > I can fix it. I've got the whole weekend. I'm very good with wood. CRUNCH It's OK. Trust me. How? We must start with basic police investigation. We'll circulate these sketches by our very talented police artist. We'll come up with many leads. < CLATTERING (SCREAMING) Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? Ow! Yes, Nick? We hear the mob is using an office at Union Towers. Two undercover officers down there could give us the break we need. Sergeant Jones and myself - I'll handle this - sergeant. I don't think this is appropriate for - I was handling undercover cases when you were still trick or treating. Capt Harris and Lt Proctor will take the undercover assignment. Undercover work is sure exciting. Shut up, Proctor. We're supposed to be undercover. I was just trying to throw them off guard. Just wash the windows. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. We need to talk about what the gang is going to do next. Yeah. This next job is gonna be the crucial one. EXCRUCIATING SCRAPE What are you doing? If you don't squeegee them, it leaves streaks. Squeegee over there. Oh. TOOTS HORN Thank you, Sergeant. This used to be my boys' club. Come on. JUKEBOX: LITTLE RICHARD: Tutti Frutti. It really has changed. Oh, pardon the intrusion. I have these sketches I'd like you to look at. Why, certainly, officer. Why don't we all shoot a couple of friendly games while we talk? Oh, splendid. This always was a friendly neighbourhood. < Come here, son. Watch this. I'm gonna hustle this old fart for everything he has. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? Let's shoot first. OK. Hold this. Hold this. < Hold this. I'm not good at sports. Here, sarge. This is... I'll try... I'll go first? Yeah. Yeah. Aaargh! Eh! That's OK, if you guys are tired. I'll shoot again. < Amazing! That'll do it. What would you like to know? < (RAPPING) # Lots of violence, you know what I'm saying, man? # Screaming always stabbing my ears, the people running in fear # Pandemonium, chaos, total destruction # Tragedy portrays an eerie seduction # Gunshots, fist fights, even knives # People getting hurt, others losing their lives # No doubt about it and you can't deny it < # What started as a quarrel turned into a riot < # Out all over the ground # Blood spattered everywhere, people get beat down < # In the city, children going out with a bang < # It's not like a war, it's a street gang! Hi. Could you tell us - # Your beat has me moving from right to left # You rap the town, how you say, real def > # But we need some information # About the gangs in the Wilson Heights situation # Just what do you know, she's a rapper and a cop! # Man, everyone's rapping - where will it stop? # People try to give rap a whole lot of beef # But now old folks are rapping without no teeth < # We're rapping about gangs that go around banging # Robbing, shooting and hanging on corners, polluting the nation # So give me your number in case we get some information. Word! # We believe you guys, so we won't dispute you # If you're lying to us, we will shoot you. Word! # WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE > These guys are gonna be big. Yeah. Where's the gang living now? > Aaargh! Captain Harris? Oh! Oh, God! Oh! I'll feed the poor. Please help me, Proctor! Mother! OK. OK, you can do it! Thank you, Proctor! I'll never forget - < Uh-oh. Oh. Don't worry about the pants. Save yourself. God, please don't let me die! I'm so young! "Please, God!" "I'll feed the poor." "Oh, I'll be so good." "I mean it. I really, really mean it." SNIGGERS Thank you for your... contribution, Capt Harris. "Ooh! Please don't let me die -" It seems that all our old-fashioned police work has netted us zip. We don't know where these men will strike next. Yes, Sergeant. > Well, maybe we do, sir. They may strike exactly where we want them to. Right! A trap is only as good as the bait you use. Red Leader to perimeter. Report. Checkpoint One. Nothing here. Hello, little fella. Bet I've got something for you. All right. Here we go. Look at this. I'm going to get you some milk. Here. There you go. Let's just keep this between me and you. 'And Checkpoint Two?' Checkpoint Two. Negative. Airport. I'm in a hurry. Take the bus! I don't wanna take the bus. Now, step on it. You'll take the bus and like it. Now, mister! He took me to dinner. So then he takes me to his place, and he says, 'Oh, baby, you're so fine. How about some wine?' 'Checkpoint Five?' Can you believe this? 'Bernie, are you there?' Oh, just a minute, Di. Checkpoint Five. All quiet here. So then I look at him and I say... 'What's happening, Checkpoint Three?' Nothing unusual here. (PANTING) 'Checkpoint Four. Report.' Checkpoint Four. Yeah, all clear. This is KDOZ - the station where nothing happens. Chin up. I'm sure we'll get robbed any minute. Promises, promises. Right here, Proctor. Right here is where all the action is going to be. And I'll be in the middle of it! This is why I wanted the assignment. You sure know how to throw your fat around, sir. That's weight, Proctor. Weight. Oh, right. REMOTE CONTROL SIGNAL CAR ALARM What's that? I don't know, sir. They're out there. I feel it. They'll attack, and I'll personally put an end to the gang. It's simple, really. D'you think we'll get commendations? They'll give me the key to the city! REMOTE CONTROL SIGNAL I'll address the city on the news. 'My privilege to serve you' etc... Sir... I think maybe a parade is in order. Sir! I'll be the grand marshal. I'll have to face talk show offers. Sir! What is it, Proctor?! Help! Pull me up! Help! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Help! They can't hear me, sir. You know, sir. Running really is the best form of aerobic exercise. Is it bad? They knew all about it. Somebody had to tip 'em off. But only our team knew. Uncle Eric, the leak is not in the precinct. It's one of us. It seemed like a good plan at the time. Oh, yes, a fine plan (!) The Wilson Heights gang pulls off the crime of the century... and we practically invited them! Do us a favour, Sergeant Lassard. The next time you have a brilliant idea, please, keep it to yourself. (DISGUISED AS COUGH) Asshole! < Now, Captain Harris, if you'll take a seat... < Perhaps a different seat. < We must stop feeling sorry for ourselves. Now, so far... this gang seems to be confining its robberies to our precinct. You got something, Nick? No, I'm just taking some notes. Capt Harris, the mayor wants to see you. The mayor would like to see me. Well, don't keep him waiting. > SNIGGERS Excuse me. Proctor! Ow! I want a report on this sprinkler system. Sprinklers? Sprinklers. Good afternoon. Nice to see you. Hello. Welcome to America. A great country. Thank you. Thank you very much. Seven? That's not possible. Oh, maybe it's possible. Harris. Don't bother to rise. A whole lot of glue, but not an ounce of love. Any progress to report? I'm afraid not. We're at a standstill. We are requestioning the witnesses - that is basic procedure. This is not what I want to hear. I want to hear that these crooks have been... When you put the cuffs on them. Caught! That's exactly right. I'm trying. I really am! It's hard with Lassard slowing me down. That business with the armoured car was a mess. Got any other complaints against them? Not yet, but I know Lassard and his nephew are up to something. < I am going to find out what! What? That's what I'm going to find out. All right. Let's get cracking. Yes, sir! Let's get this case moving! > Yes, sir! Go! > Yes, sir! Midge, find out why Harris has got a chair on his ass. Nick, we've been here since noon. You haven't told us why we're here. Look, you guys are just gonna have to trust me. (SIGHS) May I help you, sir? I've got my eye on that necklace. Would you like me to show it to you? No, thank you. I can get it myself. All right, all right, all right. Stay calm. Sorry about the mess. OK, now, where do you hide your safe? Call me when you're ready. Back room, behind the painting! Thank you. Thank you. We'll just be a minute. SHOP ALARM Excuse me. Coming through. How'd you know about that? The robberies are following the old number 51 bus route. Criminals... ho! SIREN Oh, crapola! Let's go, Proctor! SIREN Freeze! Freeze! You're under arrest. Hands up. Harris, you're in the line of fire. Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Let me tell you something, Sergeant. I happen to be captain of this precinct. And - Let's go, Proctor. Go, go, go! "All units, robbery in progress..." Let's go! Go! That was very exciting, wasn't it? HEAVY METAL MUSIC I wanted to praise your cunning in evading almost certain capture. What happened there? That fool Lassard and his team are getting too close. You want we should take care of 'em? (CHUCKLES) No. Leave them to me. Yuck! Watch it, it's Fackler! > Watch it! We weren't meeting till later. Hurst called a meeting. For what? It makes me nervous. Harris is too happy. You're probably jumping to conclusions. (WHISTLING HAPPILY) I could be wrong. Officers, be seated. This is not pleasant. We'll get right to the point. From the beginning we've suspected there was a leak. Acting on an anonymous tip... Captain Harris and I searched one of your offices. We found what we were looking for. This jewellery has been identified as coming from the Wilson Heights gang's last robbery. The office belonged... to Commandant Eric Lassard! To tell the truth, we were shocked. You're shocked?! We will suspend Commandant Lassard and his team from duty pending an investigation... er... er... an investigation. Good day, gentlemen. And, of course, lady. Oh, ladies - two of them. Good day to you, Your Excellency! You are all dismissed. PLOP Are we just gonna sit and do nothing? Well, we're suspended. To pursue this case would be disobeying an order. We could lose our jobs. A man's being falsely accused. Doesn't that count for anything? She's right. We've got to clear Commandant Lassard. No-one else can. He's the reason we have these jobs. He'd do the same for us. You're right. Let's go. (ALL LAUGH) (ALL WHISTLE INNOCENTLY) What are we looking for? I don't know. Some connection. Why do the robberies follow the old 51 bus route? What's so special about it? Shall I get it on the screen? Yeah. Let's take a look at it. Whoops! Wrong file. These are the Railink plans. The bus routes must be in a different file. I'll - No, wait! > Maybe it isn't the wrong file. Try checking the old bus route against the proposed Railink system. OK. It matches perfectly. But why rob stores along the Railink? What happens when a section of town becomes a high crime area? The property is devalued. Right. Why would somebody want to devalue the property? So they can buy it. Exactly. The property along the Railink is valuable. Whoever owns it is going to be very rich. Has anyone been buying property along that route? I'm way ahead of you. Gentlemen, tonight our devious plan becomes a fearful reality. (CACKLES) All that remains is for me to give my final command. Begin... Operation Chaos! You boys are awfully quiet tonight. It's just that this is going to be our last official meeting with you. It's been a privilege for us to work with a criminal genius such as yourself. And we got you this pathetic little something to express our admiration, our respect, sir, and our - Just put it in the drawer, boy. It's Cuban. I thank you. > I'm touched. > This is the perfect way for me to celebrate this victorious moment. EXPLOSION ALL: (LAUGH) Funny. Very funny. It's no good. The computer won't let me get at their files. Come on. We're so close. We've got to do something. > It's there! You really are computer friendly! OK, Clayton Plating. Ah-ha! Radio-controlled detonators. Dynamite. Douglas... Oh, no! What? Another robbery? Worse. They've got the blueprints and weapons to shut the city down. BLEEPS Party guys to birthday boy. The candles are lit. Make a wish. CAR HORN BLOWS WHISTLE BLOWS WHISTLE Come on, come on. Which way? Make up your mind! EVERYONE SHOUTING CAR HORNS I can't get in! We'd better check this out. ANGRY SHOUTING Ladies and gentlemen, please, calm down. Just take your seats. (IMITATES DRUMS AND CYMBALS) BAR GOES QUIET The Metropolitan Police Department proudly presents... me! (AS DONALD DUCK) Ow! Sorry, Donald. (AS DONALD) Aw, phooey! Here you go. Here comes a portable. Yeah. All right! Yeah! Nice night, isn't it, officers? LAUGHTER (AS WOLFMAN JACK) Hey, baby. Rock'n'roll is the answer, baby. I'm gonna give you what you need. (MIMICS TUNING A GUITAR) (MIMICS DRUM BEAT) (MIMICS HENDRIX GUITAR STYLE) (HENDRIX-STYLE GUITAR SOLO) # My name is the man with the better plan # Better behave yourselves while you can! # Cos I'm the electric police Jimi man! # (MIMICS WAILING GUITAR) Thank you very much. Good night. CHEERING Come on, Nick. Let's go. Officers need assistance. The batteries are dead! You'd better go on foot. Now! Baby, why don't you just put that gun away? Maybe we can have a little party. OK. Who wants to go first? Looks like she doesn't need us! My! What a big gun. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, crapola! He can be such a baby! This is Sgt Lassard, requesting all available units to Galena and Main. Over here. What's up? The Wilson Heights gang is down there. Right. What's the situation? They're getting away. So what are we waiting for? (A CAT YOWLS) > I'll just get a few things from my cycle. Tack, are you ready? I'm ready. Let's go kick some butt. Let's check it out. OK, be careful. I'll follow this tunnel. GENERATOR STARTS Look who's here. Here one minute, gone the next. How about you? I just thought I'd keep you company. Are you into heavy metal? < CREAKING Now I'm mad. CAT SCREECHES > Whoops! I'm sorry. You're under arrest! Throw down your weapon and come out with your hands up! GUNSHOT I take that as a no! Ha! You're weakening. I'm stronger. No. It's your breath! Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Quit crying. This'll be over in a moment. That's it! Fighting is one thing... but bad jokes is where I draw the line. SOUND OF CUCKOO CLOCK SOUND OF TREE BEING FELLED BARKING OF TOY DOG > Waaa! Ha! This time it's you and me. Leave the dog out of it. OK. Let's see what you got. All right. Airline pilot, huh? Yaaaa! Waaaa! All right, let's finish it. Damn you! ROBOTIC WHIRRING What the hell are you made of? (ROBOTIC VOICE) Target, human. Mission, destroy. My God, you're a robot! (PARODIES) My God, you're a robot! My God, you're a robot! Please don't kill me! (PARODIES) Please don't kill me! (PARODIES) Please don't kill me! (IMITATES POPPING SOUND) Rest now, human. MULTIPLE RICOCHET Furlinger Magnum Special. Hey, you're pretty good. I'm the best. Cute. I'm afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest. You wouldn't shoot an... unarmed man, would you? "Welcome, Sergeant Lassard." So you know me? "Oh, yes, indeed." Whatever you're paying your informer, it's not enough. 'Your cohorts are causing me annoyance.' "As we speak, my associates are finishing off your friends." "And now I am going to finish you." (EVIL LAUGH) Poison gas? Oh, come on, gimme a break! "Yes. Melodramatic, I know. But effective." (COUGHING) "Goodbye, Sgt Lassard." "Take care. That's a nasty cough you have!" (EVIL LAUGH) That's not gonna do it. (COUGHS) Help! Help! (COUGHS) Are you OK? As you were, Sergeant. Thanks. Now, where's Mr Big? (EVIL LAUGH) We'd better split up. Oh! Man... Come on. You got anything? I think we lost him. I think we found him! RADIO: "Perpetrator going west on Foundry St." Perpetrator coming our way! OK! Let's get out of here! SIREN ON "Repeat. Foundry Street. Pursuing in a commandeered vehicle." Tack! Jones! I've got him! He's in the truck! Come on! Anybody drive one of these? Affirmative, sir! We took one on honeymoon. Hang tight. The paddy wagon will be by soon. See y'all later! Yee ha! Yee ha! SIREN I don't see anything, Proctor. Well, this is it. Foundry St. You're mistaken. There is nothing going on here. BOTH: Aaargh! BOTH: Aaargh! I do not believe it! Oh, shoot! Don't say it, Proctor! Just don't... say it. I told him so. I heard that! I was` ...taking it` ...slow. Stealth as. Pretty chill. Hung a right. Left. Boom. (SIREN WHOOPS) (BRAKES WHINE SOFTLY) SOFTLY: Oh no, no, no, no, no. (BREATHALYSER BEEPS) OK. That is a fail. (SIGHS SOFTLY) (EXHALES SHARPLY) (INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION) (SCOFFS SOFTLY) RT: We're just gonna go 4Q. (SIGHS SOFTLY) I don't care where it's going. I'm getting on. What are you doing? I'm picking up passengers. Why? I have to. They're on my route. Let's go! Move it, move it! Let's move! Go, go, go, go! Sit down! Let's go! Aaargh! Do you know what you're doing? Relax! I do this all the time. Look out! Welcome aboard, cowboy! BOTH: Waa hoo! He had trouble with that landing. I'll give him a nine. Look out for the fruit-stand! You're crazy! Get out of here, you maniac! Have a nice evening, sir. Yeah, sure. You're much better than the regular driver. (PARODIES) You're much better than the regular driver. There go the lights. All right, let's go! What are you doing here? Well... we, er, chased the mastermind into this office, sir. He isn't here, so get out there and find him! Yes, sir. What are you doing here? That man is an impostor! Me? No, he's the impostor! OK, make way. Here, move it! Commissioner Hurst, these people have violated their suspensions. Oh, Harris, shut up! Oh, shut up, Harris! One of them is the mastermind. But which one? There's only one sure way to find out, and that's the Pinocchio test. Aaargh! That was it. Sorry, Commissioner. Wow! (LAUGHS) Hello, guys and gals! Oh, boy! I wish I had a picture of your stupid faces! Mr Mayor! Harris, thanks for the information when you were trying to capture me. I found that so useful. (LAUGHS INSANELY) Harris was the leak? I didn't know! He was the mayor! How was I supposed to know? Why?! He knew the property along the Railink would be valuable. His crime wave would devalue the property so he could buy it cheap. > With the damage the blackout caused, he'd own it all. He would retire from public service and watch his property skyrocket. This was all just a real estate scam? A billion dollar real estate scam. Take him away. Take me away? How rude! How rude! Take yourselves away! As a matter of fact, you're all fired - each and every one of you! And don't touch my model ships! The little men are delicate. They'll crumble in your big fat hands! Eric, I owe you and your team an apology. I've been a fool. Yes. But that's all right, Commissioner. Consider yourself and your team reinstated. ALL: (CHEER) All right! And so I award these men and women the Distinguished Service Medal... for serving this city in its hour of need. Ladies and gentlemen, our honoured police officers. BAND STRIKES UP I think I'll take your seat, Lieutenant. You take mine. Yes, sir. Unless there's some problem? No. No problem. Ah. Oh! Oh! Proctor... Oh, Proctor... Proctor! Proct-o-o-o-o-o-r! ITFC Subtitles. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air.