(CUCKOO) (GASPS) (CUCKOO) (SIGHS) (DOOR SLAMS) (GASPS) OHH. OW. OH! OH, GOD. PHOEBE! I DIDN'T REALISE YOU WERE HOME. ARE YOU OK? YES! I'M SORRY! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? FINE! UH, FEELING A LITTLE JUMPY, ARE WE? OH, YEAH, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT WE KNOW THE EVIL TRIAD IS BEHIND ALL OF THOSE ATTACKS. UM, YEAH, I DON'T NEED A RECAP. BUT WHAT I DO NEED IS SOME HEAT. IS IT FREEZING IN HERE? DID YOU FORGET TO PAY THE GAS BILL? I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PAY THE GAS BILL. NO, PRUE, I WAS GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE CLUB AND YOU WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE. REMEMBER? WHEN SCHOOL STARTED BACK UP FOR ME? OH, RIGHT. UH, I'LL CALL THE GAS COMPANY FIRST THING. I WILL BE SO GLAD WHEN PIPER GETS BACK. WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T? (PHONE RINGS) UH, THAT'S MY FAX. DOESN'T WHAT? WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T COME BACK? I MEAN, WHAT IF WHEN HER AND LEO ORBED OUT, IT WAS FOR GOOD? PHOEBE, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. NO, PRUE, IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS. THINK ABOUT IT. WE HAVE NOT HEARD FROM HER IN A MONTH, AND THAT'S NOT LIKE HER. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, PIPER IS NOT JUST GOING TO DITCH US, OK? WE'RE HER SISTERS. AND NEITHER IS LEO. HE'S OUR WHITELIGHTER, TOO. THEN WHY HASN'T SHE CONTACTED US? I MEAN, SHE HAS TO KNOW THAT WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT HER. SHE ALSO HAS TO KNOW THAT SHE'S LEFT US ONE SISTER SHORT OF THE POWER OF 3. SO, WHILE SHE IS UP ROMPING AROUND IN THE CLOUDS WITH LEO, WE'VE GOT OUR WICCAN BUTTS FLAPPING AROUND IN THE WIND HERE. I MEAN, WE ARE VERY LUCKY, PRUE, THAT WE HAVE NOT BEEN ATTACKED YET. YEAH, IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH LUCK. THE TRIAD IS UP TO SOMETHING. WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET. THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT. PIPER KNOWS THIS, SO WHERE THE HELL IS SHE? WELL, THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN STUDYING THE BOOK. PRUE, STUDYING THE BOOK IS NOT GONNA DO IT. WE'RE SCREWED WITHOUT PIPER, AND YOU KNOW THIS. WHY AREN'T YOU WORRIED? I AM WORRIED. ALL RIGHT? I AM SCARED THAT YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE HER AGAIN, AND NOT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANNA COME BACK, BUT BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET HER BECAUSE SHE BROKE ONE TOO MANY RULES. (PHONE RINGS) WHO'S CALLING US AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? PROBABLY DARRYL. HELLO? DARRYL ON PHONE: DID YOU GET THE FAX I SENT? YEAH, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CHECK IT. HOLD ON. WHAT'S GOING ON? DARRYL'S TRACKING A MURDER SUSPECT WHO HE THINKS IS IN LEAGUE WITH A DEMON. BASED ON WHAT? BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE KILLER CARVES A DEMONIC SYMBOL INTO ITS VICTIM'S FOREHEAD, AN INVERTED TRIANGLE. THAT, AND THE FACT THAT HE MAGICALLY SEEMS TO BE EVADING ARREST. LOOKS LIKE A RUNE TO ME. YEAH, I SAW IT IN HERE SOMEWHERE. DARRYL, IS HE STILL AT THE PIER STREET RAVE? YEAH, BUT I THINK HE'S ON THE MOVE. I DON'T THINK HE'S SPOTTED ME YET. I THINK HE'S HEADED OUT BACK. THERE. "AN OPENING BY WHICH "DEMONS KNOWN AS THE GUARDIANS STEAL AN INNOCENT'S SOUL." STAY AWAY FROM HIM, DARRYL. AND LET HIM KILL SOMEBODY ELSE? I DON'T THINK SO. NO, LISTEN TO ME. THESE GUARDIANS PROTECT THEIR MORTAL KILLERS IN EXCHANGE FOR THEIR VICTIMS' SOULS. YOU CANNOT STOP HIM! LISTEN, PRUE, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. I'M NOT SURE WHERE THIS GUY IS-- DARRYL? DARRYL? WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, COME ON. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ONLY 3 MINUTES AWAY. WHAT DO WE DO ONCE WE GET THERE? HOW ABOUT SAVE DARRYL'S LIFE? NO, I MEAN ABOUT THE GUARDIAN. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO VANQUISH IT. WELL, THE BOOK SAYS WE KILL IT JUST LIKE YOU WOULD A VAMPIRE, WITH A STAKE. OH, OK. PIPER, WHERE ARE YOU? AAH! NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! UHH! PHOEBE: DARRYL! HE'S ALIVE. UH... I THINK I FOUND THE GUARDIAN. OK, GET RID OF IT! UH...OH! WAIT. DIDN'T THE BOOK SAY THEY WERE JUST LIKE VAMPIRES? I MIGHT HAVE MISREAD THAT PART. I'M SORRY? OK, THE RUNE! AIM FOR THE RUNE! OK, IF PIPER EVER COMES BACK, I'M GOING TO KILL HER. POOR GIRL. DO YOU FEEL DIZZY AT ALL? NAUSEOUS? NO. TROUBLE FOCUSING? HEADACHE? I'M TELLING YOU, I'M FINE. ONLY THING WOUNDED IS MY PRIDE. IS HE FINE? YEAH, THANKS TO YOU GUYS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THANKS TO US? WELL, YOU FOUGHT OFF THE ATTACKER, DIDN'T YOU? ISN'T THAT WHAT HAPPENED? UM, YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T REALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL. WELL, YOU SAVED HIS LIFE. I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL. YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, INSPECTOR. TAKE CARE. THANKS. OK, CAN WE GO NOW? NO, YOU HAVE TO GIVE WITNESS STATEMENTS. UH, DARRYL... PRUE, YOU'RE WITNESSES TO A CRIME. IN THIS CASE, THE ONLY WITNESSES. NO, DARRYL, WE CAN'T BE WITNESSES. WE USED OUR POWERS TO STOP THE KILLER. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAY? AND HE SAW US USE THEM, TOO. NOBODY'S GONNA BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT SLEAZEBALL HAS TO SAY. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT. YOU MEAN, GET OUR LIES STRAIGHT. PHOEBE, LISTEN TO ME. WITHOUT YOUR TESTIMONY, EMILIO WALKS. WHAT IS HE SMILING AT, ANYWAY? IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS HIS GUARDIAN DEMON TO PROTECT HIM ANY MORE. YEAH, AND UNFORTUNATELY OUR GUARDIAN ANGEL IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. WE COULD SURE USE SOME COSMIC HELP RIGHT NOW. AND WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? WE'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION BEFORE. YOU BETTER DECIDE FAST. HERE COMES THE A.D.A. LADIES, MY NAME'S COLE TURNER, I'M THE ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY ASSIGNED TO THIS CASE. I WAS WONDERING IF EITHER OF YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED HERE. I DID! I THINK WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE-- WHAT DID YOU CALL THE MURDER WEAPON, AN A-ATH-ATHAME? ATHAMAY. IT'S A CEREMONIAL KNIFE USED BY... UM, LOTS OF DIFFERENT CRAZY PEOPLE. AND YOU'RE SURE YOU DIDN'T SEE WHO TOOK IT? NO, WE WERE THERE TO CHECK UP ON DARRYL AND-- PROBABLY JUST SOME LUNATIC FROM THE RAVE. WILL IT HURT THE CASE? THE P.D. WILL TRY TO FOCUS ON IT, BUT THIS IS JUST AN ARRAIGNMENT. UNLESS THERE'S... SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT, WE SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE JUDGE TO HOLD HIM OVER FOR TRIAL. DON'T WORRY. I'M GOOD AT WHAT I DO. BAILIFF: ALL RISE. BAILIFF: COURT IS NOW IN SESSION, HONOURABLE JUDGE WILLIAM HAMILTON NOW PRESIDING. PLEASE BE SEATED. I'M NERVOUS. OH, YOU KNOW WITCHES AND TRIALS. IT'S THAT WHOLE SALEM THING. NO, I MEAN ABOUT LYING. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, PRUE. WOULD IT FEEL MORE RIGHT TO JUST LET HIM GO? COURT CLERK: CASE NUMBER B-6844-00, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VERSUS EMILIO SMITH, ONE COUNT OF MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE, ONE COUNT ATTEMPTED MURDER. ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY COLE TURNER FOR THE STATE. PUBLIC DEFENDER ALAN SLOAN FOR THE DEFENCE. HOW DOES THE DEFENDANT PLEAD? NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOUR. SO NOTED. MR. TURNER, I'VE READ YOUR BRIEF. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD? NO, YOUR HONOUR. THE STATE STANDS BY THE ARREST REPORT AND THE EYEWITNESS TESTIMONIES. MR. SLOAN? AHEM. WELL, UH, IT SEEMS TO ME, YOUR HONOUR, YOU CAN'T VERY WELL HOLD FOR A MURDER TRIAL WITHOUT A MURDER WEAPON. THE STATE HAS ALREADY STIPULATED THAT THE ALLEGED MURDER WEAPON IS STILL OUTSTANDING, BUT WE HAVE 2 EYEWITNESSES WHO-- SAW WHAT, EXACTLY? MY CLIENT BENT OVER THE INSPECTOR? THAT'S HOW THEY JUSTIFY THEIR ATTACK? HOW DO THEY KNOW HE DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN ACROSS THE SCENE AND WAS TRYING TO REVIVE THE INSPECTOR? OH, PLEASE! JUDGE: ORDER! AND WHY, IF THEY WERE ABLE TO SO EASILY SUBDUE HIM, DON'T THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALLEGED WEAPON? I MEAN, WHAT, DID IT JUST... POOF! MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR? TURNER: OBJECTION! OH, GOD, HE KNOWS. EASY. YOUR HONOUR, THE WITNESSES AREN'T ON TRIAL HERE. WHY? ISN'T PERJURY ILLEGAL? OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR! JUDGE: ENOUGH! MR. TURNER, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE OR CAN PRODUCE THE ALLEGED MURDER WEAPON, I'M INCLINED TO AGREE WITH MR. SLOAN. YOU'RE WHAT? DO YOU OR DON'T YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE? YOU MEAN, ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT HE'S THE PRIME SUSPECT IN 3 OTHER MURDERS; THAT NO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE SAW HIM LEAVE THE RAVE JUST BEFORE THE ATTACKS; AND THAT EVERYTHING OTHER THAN THE MISSING MURDER WEAPON MAKES THIS, IN ANY OTHER COURTROOM, A SLAM DUNK? THE CHARGES ARE DROPPED. THE DEFENDANT IS RELEASED. (POUNDS GAVEL) BAILIFF, NEXT CASE. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. YEAH, YOU KEEP SMILING, PUNK. I'M NOT GIVING UP UNTIL I SEE YOU FRY. COME ON, TURNER, THIS ISN'T GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING. LET'S GO. LET'S GO! I'M SO SORRY. I WISH THAT THERE WAS MORE THAT WE COULD DO. IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME, ANYTHING... IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF HIM, WE CAN PROTECT YOU. I CAN REFILE. UM, WE HAVE TO GO. SORRY. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED. PHOEBE... WE SHOULDN'T HAVE! WE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE TRUTH. WE SHOULD HAVE DONE WHATEVER WE HAD TO DO TO KEEP THAT JERK FROM WALKING. LIKE WHAT? SAY WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THAT KNIFE? TELL THE COURT THAT WE'RE WITCHES? WHY NOT, PRUE? ISN'T IT MORE IMPORTANT TO KEEP A KILLER OFF THE STREETS THAN TO PROTECT OUR SECRET? PHOEBE, THE JUDGE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WE WERE NUTS AND YOU KNOW IT. NOT IF YOU WOULD HAVE PROVED IT TO HIM AND SHOWED HIM YOUR POWER. NO, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE PUT EMILIO AWAY, THAT WOULD HAVE PUT US AWAY, AND THEN WE WOULD NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE OF CATCHING HIM AGAIN. AND WOULD THAT BE BEFORE OR AFTER HE KILLS SOMEBODY ELSE? I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST-- I'M REALLY FRUSTRATED ABOUT ALL THIS. AND WHAT ABOUT THAT PUBLIC DEFENDER? I MEAN, IF EMILIO REALLY DID TELL THAT P.D. ABOUT US, THEN WHY DIDN'T HE SPILL THE MAGIC BEANS? SAME REASON AS US, CREDIBILITY. WHAT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT IS IS HE MORTAL OR IS HE DEMON? ALL I KNOW IS, COLE IS AN ANGEL. HE WAS AWESOME IN THAT COURTROOM YESTERDAY. SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE, SIS? MAYBE. OR MAYBE IT'S JUST NICE TO RUN INTO SOMEONE THAT'S NOT A COLLEGE BOY. MORE YEARS, LESS HORMONES. AND NOT A BAD BUTT, EITHER. ...WHO THE HELL THEY ARE, IT'S NOT RIGHT, AND IT'S NOT FAIR! LEO: I KNOW THAT, BUT IT'S THEIR RULES. SCREW THEIR RULES! THEY'RE WRONG! PIPER... JUST A SECOND. LEO, YOU'D BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! PIPER, COME ON-- AAH! I'M GONNA GO TO THE CLUB. DO NOT TELL HIM. HI, WELCOME HOME! OK, WHAT WAS ALL THAT ALL ABOUT? I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO BITCH AT HER. YEAH, NEITHER DID I, BUT-- WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT... LEO, SHE LEFT. YEAH, SO NOW I GET TO BITCH AT YOU. LISTEN, THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE MY SISTER SOMEPLACE, PLEASE, CALL AND LET US KNOW THAT YOU GOT THERE SAFELY, OK? I DON'T CARE IF IT'S UP THERE-- LEO, UH, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR AND JUST GO FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN ON GUARDIANS? THEY ARE DEMONS. OK, THANK YOU, BYE. EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE ISSUES. YES, I KNOW, SO DO I, BUT LEO LOOKED PRETTY BEATEN UP ALREADY. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHICH IS WHY I'M NOW GONNA GO KICK PIPER'S ASS. OH, OH! OK, WE HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOUR ACTIVE POWER ON ME UNTIL I HAVE AN ACTIVE POWER TO USE ON YOU, REMEMBER? I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT, BUT IF ANYBODY'S GONNA TALK TO PIPER IT SHOULD BE ME, OK? COOLER HEADS AND ALL? BESIDES, SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT CLASS? PIPER? THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. MY SUPPLIES ARE, LIKE, GONE! THERE'S NO BOOZE, THERE'S NO MINERAL WATER, AND--AND WE'RE EVEN OUT OF PRETZELS! PLUS, THE BOOKS ARE ALL MESSED UP. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IN ONE LOUSY DAY? ONE DAY? YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? PIPER, YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOR ONE MONTH. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HERE, CHECK THE DATE. OCTOBER? IT'S OCTOBER? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? I GUESS TIME MOVES A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY UP THERE. YEAH, WELL, IT DOESN'T KEEP YOUR HEAD FROM BEING BITTEN OFF DOWN HERE. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DEMONS? OH, NO, SOMETHING SO MUCH WORSE THAN DEMONS. SISTERS. ESPECIALLY PHOEBE. WE THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD ABANDONED US. THAT'S RIDICULOUS! I WOULD NEVER ABANDON YOU GUYS. IF I HAD KNOWN I WAS GONE THIS LONG, I WOULD HAVE CALLED OR ORBED OR SOMEHOW LET YOU KNOW I WAS OK. OK, SO WHY DIDN'T LEO? LEO WAS BATTLING DEMONS OF HIS OWN. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S TODAY? THERE'S A BAND, THE--THE--THE-- THE BARENAKED LADIES IS PLAYING HERE TOMORROW. DID ANYBODY BOTHER TO CALL THEM? I--I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT PHOEBE KNEW. YOU KNOW, PIPER, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE FIRST? SURE. UH, UNFORTUNATELY, THE LONGER I'M BACK, THE FUZZIER IT ALL SEEMS TO GET. I THINK THEY DO THAT ON PURPOSE. THEY'RE VERY BIG ON MYSTERY. OK, DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING? JUST FEELINGS, MOSTLY. GOOD ONES, PEACEFUL AND WHOLE AND THEN IT ALL WENT TO CRAP WHEN THEY SAID LEO AND I HAD TO STOP SEEING EACH OTHER OR ELSE. OR ELSE WHAT? OR ELSE THEY'D REASSIGN HIM AND WE'D NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. JUST BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH MOM AND HER WHITELIGHTER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M BEING PUNISHED. I'M SURE THAT YOU GUYS WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY AROUND THIS. COME HERE. LEO WOULD NEVER LET YOU GO WITHOUT A FIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT. BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE? HYAH! OH, OH! COLE! HI. HOW'S IT GOING? OH, HEH HEH. WOW, IS THIS EMBARRASSING! UH, I--I-- IT'S OK. I'M OK. NICE CALF. OH, THANKS. CAN I HAVE IT BACK? SURE...SURE. UH, HOW DID YOU FIND ME? I TOLD YOU I WAS GOOD AT WHAT I DO. ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T THINK SO AFTER MY PERFORMANCE IN COURT. NO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMAZING. IT'S JUST YOU WERE UP AGAINST A, UH... AN UNFAIR JUDGE. "FREE WILLY," HE'S GOT THAT REPUTATION. STILL, I KNOW I DIDN'T PUT ON MY BEST CASE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, TO SEE IF YOU CAN HELP ME DO A BETTER JOB. HOW? I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. LOOK, PHOEBE, I MAY NOT BE THE GREATEST PROSECUTOR, BUT I'VE GOT GOOD INSTINCTS. I CAN SENSE THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE, THINGS THEY MAY NOT EVEN WANT ME TO KNOW. AND WHAT DO YOU SENSE ABOUT ME? THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH THE TRUTH. THAT YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON WHO WANTS TO DO THE RIGHT THING HERE BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON CAN'T. HOW AM I DOING SO FAR? HUNG JURY, MISTRIAL. IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING... PLEASE CALL ME. HOME NUMBER'S ON THE BACK. BYE. (GASPS) OH, NO. OH, NO. I HAVE GOT TO GET A CELL PHONE. PRUE, I HAD A PREMONITION OF EMILIO CARVING THAT RUNE INTO COLE'S FOREHEAD. DID YOU SEE WHERE IT HAPPENS? NO, JUST SOME PARKING LOT SOMEWHERE. WHO'S COLE? WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? I'M SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU? OK, PHOEBE, NOW IS NOT THE TIME. ARE YOU SURE? YEAH, POSITIVE, ALTHOUGH NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT DOES SEEM WEIRD BECAUSE WE VANQUISHED THE GUARDIAN. WELL, MAYBE HE GOT ANOTHER ONE. PHOEBE: WHAT'S A GUARDIAN, YOU ASK? WELL, IF YOU'D BEEN AROUND AT ALL, THEN YOU'D PROBABLY KNOW, HUH? ALL RIGHT! WE'LL FILL YOU IN ON THE PHONE. AND LEO'S CHECKING ON THEM, SO YOU SHOULD GET TOGETHER WITH HIM AND FIND OUT EVERYTHING. AND NO ORBING! I NEED ANOTHER GUARDIAN. WHAT YOU NEED IS TO BE MORE CAREFUL. I WON'T PROTECT YOU AGAIN. I WON'T GET CAUGHT AGAIN. I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE WITCHES, JUDGE. NO, YOU CAN'T. YOU'RE MORTAL. BUT YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THE PROSECUTOR. I DON'T WANT HIM TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOU... OR ME, UNDERSTAND? I WISH I COULD HELP YOU, TURNER, BUT I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I CAN. CALL ME COLE. AFTER ALL, WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE, AREN'T WE? AS OFTEN AS AS COPS AND D.A.s ARE, I GUESS. LOOK, INSPECTOR, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB, OK? I LET A MURDERER GO FREE TODAY, AND THAT DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME. ME, NEITHER. THEN HELP ME DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HELP ME FIND OUT WHAT IT IS THAT I'M MISSING HERE. WHAT YOU'RE MISSING IS A SUSPECT, AND IF YOU'LL LET ME DO MY JOB, MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU FIND HIM... AGAIN. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. WHY'D YOU CALL THE HALLIWELL'S LAST NIGHT? WHAT? WHILE YOU WERE ON STAKEOUT, AT 2:17 A.M. ACCORDING TO THE PHONE COMPANY. YOU CHECKED UP ON ME? STANDARD PROCEDURE, INSPECTOR. GEE, AND HERE I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE. (HISSES) I CALLED BECAUSE THE SISTERS OWN A CLUB. I THOUGHT THEY'D BE INTERESTED IN CHECKING OUT THE RAVE. THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU. I'M A NICE GUY. EH... (CELL PHONE RINGS) TURNER. PHONE: I HAVE PHOEBE HALLIWELL FOR YOU. WELL, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. NO. PLEASE PUT HER THROUGH. PHOEBE? COLE. GOOD. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU. SORRY. I WAS IN A MEETING WITH INSPECTOR MORRIS, ACTUALLY. YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO? UH, NO. HE'S AT THE POLICE STATION. 10, 15 MINUTES AT LEAST. LISTEN, COLE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. IT'S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT. SAY AGAIN. I DIDN'T CATCH THAT. COLE? UH, YOU KNOW, JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE (VOICE BREAKING UP) AND I'LL COME MEET YOU THERE, OK? WE'VE GOT A BAD LINE. LOOK, I'M RUNNING LATE FOR COURT. I'LL CALL YOU FROM MY CAR. COLE? DAMMIT. UNH! (TYRES SCREECHING) WHOA! WHOA! AN ACTIVE POWER. OH, NOT THAT ACTIVE. PRUE! HEY, CATCH. COLE? COLE? PHOEBE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT HAPPENED? I THINK I'M GONNA PLEAD THE FIFTH ON THAT ONE. LEO: I LOOK AT YOU AND I THINK HOW LUCKY I AM. I MEAN, I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOU. YOU'RE MY DREAM COME TRUE. YOU'RE MY RAISON D'ETRE. EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL... SO SPECIAL... I CAN'T IMAGINE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU. PIPER. LEO, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? ME? UH, NOBODY. JUST MYSELF, YOU KNOW? YOURSELF? YOU WERE TELLING YOURSELF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOU? NO, OF COURSE NOT. UH, I MEAN, IT'S... IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. UM, LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS AND I'LL EXPLAIN. ACTUALLY, NO. WE DON'T HAVE TIME. UH, DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT THE GUARDIANS? UH, NO. I FORGOT. YOU FORGOT? LEO, WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO WEIRD? CAN WE GO DOWNSTAIRS, PLEASE? NO. WHY? OK, FINE. UM, HERE'S GOOD. UM, I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT, ACTUALLY, ABOUT OUR SITUATION. LEO-- NO, NO, NO. JUST, NOW LET ME FINISH. UM, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION. A WAY FOR US TO BE TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. OK... WILL YOU MARRY ME? PIPER! THIS IS SO NOT HAPPENING. LISTEN TO ME, PIPER. I TOLD YOU, I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE THING THROUGH. UH-HUH. IS THAT WHY YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU IN A TOILET? I TRIED TO GET YOU DOWNSTAIRS. WELL, I'M DOWNSTAIRS NOW AND I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SERIOUS. I AM SERIOUS, PIPER. DEAD SERIOUS. RIGHT. DEAD IS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE IF THEY EVER FIND OUT. PIPER, WOULD YOU-- WOULD YOU JUST STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME FOR ONE MINUTE AND LET ME EXPLAIN? IF WE GOT MARRIED-- LOOK, WILL YOU JUST HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE? IF WE GOT MARRIED, IT WOULD BE A HOLY UNION, SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN THINK MY BOSSES COULD BREAK APART. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S REALLY HARD TO EXPLAIN. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT ALL WORKS MYSELF, BUT I KNOW THAT THERE ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS UP THERE... A HIERARCHY. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I THINK A HOLY UNION GOES ABOVE THEIR HEADS. IT'D BE LIKE RUNNING AN END RUN TO MY BOSSES' BOSSES. AN END RUN. YEAH. THE ONLY CATCH IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE TO GET MARRIED IN SECRET, BECAUSE I THINK THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD HURT US IS IF THEY FOUND OUT BEFORE, SO WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP IT QUIET. ELOPE. RIGHT. SO THAT THEY DON'T FIND OUT. EXACTLY. YOU HATE THE IDEA. WELL, HEH... IT'S NOT EXACTLY CINDERELLA, IS IT? LEO, LOOK. HOW DO WE KNOW THEY DON'T KNOW ALREADY? HOW DO WE KNOW THEY'RE NOT LISTENING RIGHT NOW? THEY'RE NOT. BELIEVE ME, THEY DON'T DO THAT. SO, THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A SECRET? BECAUSE IF THEY EVER DID FIND OUT... LEO... THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY. MARRIAGE SHOULDN'T BE A SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM OR A BAND-AID. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT 2 PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THEY WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER. THAT'S WHAT I WANT. BUT THAT'S NOT WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM. IT'S A FIX-IT, I GUESS, BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT US OR LOVE OR WHETHER OR NOT WE'RE EVEN READY TO BE MARRIED. I CAME UP WITH THIS WHOLE IDEA BECAUSE WE LOVE EACH OTHER. IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR LOVE. WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, PIPER, YOU KNOW THAT. YOU WENT TO THE FUTURE, AND YOU SAW THAT WE WERE MARRIED IN IT. THAT MEANS THAT SOMEHOW THEY DIDN'T STOP US. SOMEHOW WE FOUND A WAY TO BE TOGETHER, AND I THINK THAT THIS IS THE WAY. I DON'T KNOW. LEO... I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE WITHOUT YOU, BUT... THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. I MEAN, GETTING MARRIED IN SECRET... IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A HOLY UNION TO ME. I'M SORRY. (DOOR OPENS) PRUE: PIPER, LEO? OH, HEY, LEO, GOOD. DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT THE GUARDIAN? NOT YET. PHOEBE: NOT YET? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT YET? PIPER? I'LL GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT. YOU GET ANYTHING OUT OF HIM? NOPE. HE'S NOT TALKING. YEAH? SEEMS TO BE AN EPIDEMIC. DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, TURNER. YOU DON'T WANT TO COMPROMISE YOUR CASE. WHAT CASE? HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN AWAY WITH MURDER. YOU REALLY THINK THEY'RE GONNA NAIL HIM FOR HITTING ME OVER THE HEAD? HOW'S IT GOING? I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A DEAL, EMILIO, ONE THAT, IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU'LL JUMP AT. OBVIOUSLY, WHOEVER'S PROTECTING YOU ISN'T GOING TO KEEP DOING IT FOR MUCH LONGER, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU KEEP SCREWING UP AND GETTING CAUGHT. SO... YOU MIGHT WANT TO PAY ATTENTION. I WANT YOU TO GET A MESSAGE TO... YOUR FRIEND. TELL HIM I KNOW HE SENT YOU AFTER ME AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I'M GONNA PERSONALLY BRING HIM DOWN. OH, YOU DON'T SCARE ME. NO? TURNER! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? LET HIM GO. SEE YOU IN COURT. (KNOCKING) HEY! YOU WANT TO BE ALONE? NO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE. LEO ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM. THAT'S GREAT. YEAH, EXCEPT THAT I CAN'T DO IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T DO IT, PIPER? YOU LOVE HIM. OF COURSE I DO, WITH ALL MY HEART, BUT WHY DOES IT GOT TO BE SO COMPLICATED? WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A NORMAL PERSON IN LOVE WITH A NORMAL GUY? DOES LEO THINK THAT GETTING MARRIED IS THE ONLY WAY AROUND THEM? YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT EVEN SURE IT'S GONNA WORK. YEAH, BUT IT MIGHT WORK. PIPER, YOU AND LEO ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. YOU GUYS HAVE THE KIND OF LOVE THAT GIRLS DREAM ABOUT. I KNOW I DREAM ABOUT IT. HOW ABOUT YOU? ALL THE TIME. AND I UNDERSTAND THE RISKS, BUT IF YOU DON'T GO FOR IT, ISN'T IT AN EVEN BIGGER RISK? THAT WAS FAST. A LITTLE TOO FAST. SORRY, BUT THEY WERE VERY INTERESTED WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE GUARDIANS. APPARENTLY, GUARDIANS HELP MORTAL CRIMINALS SPREAD EVIL. YEAH, WE ALREADY KNOW THAT. SKIP AHEAD. WELL, THEY THINK THAT YOU'VE STUMBLED ACROSS SOME EVIL CONSPIRACY IN THAT COURTROOM, ONE WHERE AN UPPER-LEVEL DEMON SOMEHOW ASSIGNS GUARDIANS TO THE CRIMINALS WHO ARE SET FREE. WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE. IT EXPLAINS WHY EMILIO HAS 2. YEAH. THE QUESTION IS, WHO IS THE DEMON? DIDN'T YOU SAY THE PUBLIC DEFENDER SEEMED SUSPICIOUS? YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT EXACTLY IN THE BEST POSITION TO BE SETTING CRIMINALS FREE. YEAH, BUT FREE WILLY IS. WHO? THE JUDGE. I MEAN, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY HE'S GOT THE HIGHEST RELEASE RATE OF ANYONE ON THE BENCH. STILL, YOU CAN'T VERY WELL GO VANQUISHING A JUDGE WITHOUT KNOWING FOR SURE HE'S DEMONIC. WELL, WE BETTER COME UP WITH A PLAN, BECAUSE EMILIO GETS ARRAIGNED IN NIGHT COURT IN, OH, AN HOUR. I'VE GOT AN IDEA. PIPER: CAN'T WE JUST COME UP WITH A SPELL OR SOMETHING? NO. A SPELL COULD BACKFIRE ON US. SO COULD THIS. NO. THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS THAT IT JUST DOESN'T WORK, BUT WE HAVE TO FLUSH THE DEMON OUT SOMEHOW. AND SINCE YOU CAN SELECTIVELY FREEZE THINGS, WHY NOT JUST THE INNOCENTS? OH, MAYBE 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE? YEAH, WELL I'VE NEVER LEVITATED BEFORE. YOU NEVER WHAT? LOOK, PIPER, JUST FOCUS ALL OF YOUR ENERGY ON FREEZING THE INNOCENTS, OK? OK. SO WHY'D YOU DO THAT TO YOUR HAIR? BECAUSE I WANTED TO CHANGE MY LUCK. OH. SCOOT. SLOAN: HOW MANY TIMES IS THE PROSECUTION GONNA KEEP HARASSING MY CLIENT, YOUR HONOUR? I MEAN, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THIS IS TURNING INTO NOTHING BUT A WITCH HUNT. COLE: IF IT MAY PLEASE THE COURT, COULD I HAVE A MINUTE TO CONFER WITH THE WITNESSES? IT'S LATE, MR. TURNER. EITHER YOU HAVE A CASE OR YOU DON'T. VERY WELL. UH, WHY WOULD THE DEFENDANT ATTACK ME IF HE WAS INNOCENT OF THE PRIOR CHARGES? THERE'S NO PROOF HE'S THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTACK. NOW, PIPER. THEN WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THE POLICE PARKING LOT, AND WHY DID MYSELF AND 2 EYEWITNESSES-- YOU MEAN THE SAME 2 EYEWITNESSES THAT WERE HERE BEFORE? PIPER! ALL RIGHT. AND WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE? I MEAN, HOW IS IT THAT THEY JUST HAPPENED TO MAGICALLY BE AT EVERY CRIME SCENE? TRY AGAIN. I AM TRYING. OBJECTION, YOUR HON-- IT WORKED. OVERRULED. IT'S THE JUDGE. SLOAN: YOUR HONOUR, I MOVE FOR THIS CASE TO BE DISMISSED. AND THE P.D. IT'S EVERYBODY. OH. KILL THEM. OH. WHAT DO WE DO? (ALL SCREAMING) WE RUN. PHOEBE: OK, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY BRILLIANT IDEAS? UH, CAN YOU JUST FREEZE THEM? NO. ONCE THEY'RE IMMUNE TO IT, THEY STAY THAT WAY. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED IMMUNITY. GREAT. OK, THIS WAS ALL YOUR IDEA, YOU KNOW. OK, WELL, SO SUE ME. (POUNDING) STAND BACK! OH. UH... ANY MASS VANQUISHING SPELLS? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BEEN STUDYING THE BOOK. WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME? BECAUSE I'M SCARED AND WE'RE OUTNUMBERED. OK, BUT WE CAN'T STAY IN THIS ROOM FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. OOH. (POUNDING) ALL RIGHT, THE BEST DEFENCE IS A GOOD OFFENCE. ARE YOU READY? NO. YEAH, YOU'RE READY. NO, NO. ON 3. ONE... 2--DON'T HOLD MY HAND. 1...2...3. AH! UH-OH. OW! OOH! AH-HEE! HAMILTON: COME TO ME... HEY, NICELY DONE. YOU, TOO. WAIT A MINUTE. IF THEY'RE DEMONS, WHERE ARE THEIR POWERS? TO ME! GUARDIANS. THEY'RE NOT DEMONS. THEY'RE JUST PROTECTED BY THEM. COME ON. WHAT THE HELL? THANKS. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. AAH! OK, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? GOOD QUESTION BUT WE'RE NOT ALONE. WE'D BETTER GET BACK BEFORE COLIN FREEZES. HOW ARE WE GONNA EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS TO HIM? UH... WHOO! I AM SO SORRY. UNH! OOF! OH, COLE. COLE? UNH... ARE YOU OK? UH, YEAH. I THINK SO. EH...WHAT HAPPENED? AREN'T YOU GETTING TIRED OF ASKING ME THAT? UM, WELL, EMILIO WENT NUTS, AND HE TRIED TO ESCAPE, AND THEN ALL THE COURTROOM PEOPLE TRIED TO HELP HIM. YEAH. THANK GOD FOR DARRYL. YEP. SAVED THE DAY. WHAT? SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED. CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT? IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE. `IT'S COLDER THAN IT LOOKS OUTSIDE ` ` IT'S LIKE A DREAM YOU TRY TO REMEMBER BUT IT'S GONE, THEN YOU ` ` TRY TO SCREAM BUT IT ONLY COMES OUT AS A YAWN, WHEN YOU ` ` TRY TO SEE THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR FRONT DOOR ` `TAKE YOUR TIME, IS THE WAY I RHYME GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ` `REALISE THAT A GUY MY SIZE MIGHT TAKE A WHILE JUST TO` ` TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ALL THIS IS FOR ` `IT'S THE PERFECT TIME OF DAY... ` WAIT. YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR 2 DAYS, AND YOU GET THE BARENAKED LADIES? HOW? OH, ACTUALLY, I JUST MADE A COUPLE PHONE CALLS. AND I CAN'T EVEN GET BARRY MANILOW ON THE PHONE. I'M SORRY I SCREWED UP YOUR CLUB. OH, PHOEBE, DON'T. I OWE YOU GUYS AN APOLOGY, AND THANKS FOR COVERING MY BUTT. EH, NOT A PROBLEM. I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY NOTICE THAT YOU WERE GONE, ACTUALLY. LIAR. HA HA! YEAH. I'VE BEEN DOIN' A LOT OF THAT LATELY, UNFORTUNATELY, ESPECIALLY TO COLE, BUT, HOPEFULLY I WON'T HAVE TO LIE TO HIM ANY MORE. YEAH. WELL, SOMETHING TELLS ME HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON. NO COMPLAINTS HERE. UH...ONE OVER HERE. HOTTIE THAT HE IS, HE IS AN ASSISTANT D.A., WHICH MAKES HIM SOMEWHAT OF A THREAT TO US. YEAH, BUT AT LEAST HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS. SPEAKING OF THE GOOD GUYS. `TAKE YOUR TIME, IS THE WAY I RHYME GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU... ` AHH, SO HAVE YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART? ACTUALLY, NO. `WHAT ALL THIS IS FOR ` ` PINCH ME ` `PINCH ME ` `'CAUSE I'M STILL ` `ASLEEP ` `PLEASE, GOD ` `TELL ME ` HI. PIPER, MAYBE IT WAS A MISTAKE. WAIT. LEO, COME HERE FIRST. I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT OUR SITUATION AND YOU ASKING ME, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST DISMISS IT WITHOUT THINKING IT THROUGH. `JUST TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ALL THIS IS FOR... ` UM, LAST NIGHT IN THE COURTROOM, I WAS ACTUALLY SCARED. FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA MAKE IT. I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT. ` TRY TO SEE THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR FRONT DOOR... ` AND THAT'S WHEN I REALISED THAT I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT EVER HAVING BEEN MARRIED TO YOU. THE ANSWER IS YES, LEO. I'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU. YEAH. YEAH? AH! CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --WWW.NCICAP.ORG-- Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air.