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As the Merriwicks delve into the images on Joy's vision board, Cassie accompanies Sam on a trip to his childhood home to care for his sister.

Cassie Nightingale and her daughter Grace share a gift of enchanted insight and magical intuition. Good Witch follows their and other residents’ lives in the fictional town of Middleton. Keywords: gender, place.

Primary Title
  • Good Witch
Date Broadcast
  • Saturday 1 July 2023
Start Time
  • 13 : 00
Finish Time
  • 14 : 00
Duration
  • 60:00
Channel
  • TVNZ 2
Broadcaster
  • Television New Zealand
Programme Description
  • Cassie Nightingale and her daughter Grace share a gift of enchanted insight and magical intuition. Good Witch follows their and other residents’ lives in the fictional town of Middleton. Keywords: gender, place.
Episode Description
  • As the Merriwicks delve into the images on Joy's vision board, Cassie accompanies Sam on a trip to his childhood home to care for his sister.
Classification
  • G
Owning Collection
  • Chapman Archive
Broadcast Platform
  • Television
Languages
  • English
Captioning Languages
  • English
Captions
Live Broadcast
  • No
Rights Statement
  • Made for the University of Auckland's educational use as permitted by the Screenrights Licensing Agreement.
Subjects
  • Television programs--Canada
  • Television programs--United States
Genres
  • Comedy
  • Drama
  • Fantasy
I've been diagnosed with episodic ataxia. It's probably degenerative. I've been diagnosed with episodic ataxia. It's probably degenerative. I've been diagnosed with episodic ataxia. It's probably degenerative. - Flower Universe is having buyer's remorse. - Flower Universe is having buyer's remorse. They found a more desirable location, and they rescinded the offer. They found a more desirable location, and they rescinded the offer. - You need to make a vision board. I could really use a new one myself. - You need to make a vision board. I could really use a new one myself. - And what does your heart say? - Weird, right? - And what does your heart say? - Weird, right? With the amulet gone, I wish we knew what to do next. With the amulet gone, I wish we knew what to do next. - Looks like the painting is peeling off. - They're both wearing an amulet. That means there's a second one out there somewhere. - They're both wearing an amulet. That means there's a second one out there somewhere. - They're both wearing an amulet. That means there's a second one out there somewhere. - They're both wearing an amulet. That means there's a second one out there somewhere. (CURIOUS MUSIC) - (GASPS) - CASSIE: A cake, an owl, sunscreen... - (SIGHS) an owl, sunscreen... - (SIGHS) The images used to just pop into my head, but now they're invading my dreams. The images used to just pop into my head, but now they're invading my dreams. The images used to just pop into my head, but now they're invading my dreams. - This looks a little more like a nightmare to me. (SIGHS) - This looks a little more like a nightmare to me. (SIGHS) - (SIGHS) Whatever it is, seems like it's trying to tell me something. - (SIGHS) Whatever it is, seems like it's trying to tell me something. - (EXHALES) Maybe it's trying to tell you to wear more sunscreen? - (EXHALES) Maybe it's trying to tell you to wear more sunscreen? - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, SPF 100 — that's some serious protection. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, SPF 100 — that's some serious protection. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, SPF 100 — that's some serious protection. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) The second amulet... - ...would provide some serious protection. The second amulet... - ...would provide some serious protection. - It's leading us to it. - You're leading us to it. - It's leading us to it. - You're leading us to it. - Ugh, then why does it feel like I'm walking around in the dark? - (SIGHS) - Ugh, then why does it feel like I'm walking around in the dark? - (SIGHS) I have a feeling whatever goes here... I have a feeling whatever goes here... will help us see the light. will help us see the light. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) ('THE GOOD WITCH' THEME MUSIC) ('THE GOOD WITCH' THEME MUSIC) www.able.co.nz Copyright Able www.able.co.nz Copyright Able - A tattoo? - I always thought it'd be pretty cool. - A tattoo? - I always thought it'd be pretty cool. - It would definitely be painful. - Mm, when you're 14, you don't think about that. - It would definitely be painful. - Mm, when you're 14, you don't think about that. - Apparently you only think about doing a back handspring. - Oh, not just doing one — sticking the landing. - Oh, not just doing one — sticking the landing. - And did you? - I haven't accomplished anything on that list. - And did you? - I haven't accomplished anything on that list. - Well, luckily you're still within the timeframe. - Well, luckily you're still within the timeframe. - Am I? To my 14-year-old self, I'd be considered pretty old. - Sounds like an excuse. - Am I? To my 14-year-old self, I'd be considered pretty old. - Sounds like an excuse. - Am I? To my 14-year-old self, I'd be considered pretty old. - Sounds like an excuse. - (CHUCKLES) You really think I can do all these? - (CHUCKLES) You really think I can do all these? - Doesn't matter what I think. - Mm, kinda does. Looking for someone to talk me out of it. - Doesn't matter what I think. - Mm, kinda does. Looking for someone to talk me out of it. - Doesn't matter what I think. - Mm, kinda does. Looking for someone to talk me out of it. - (CHUCKLES) - I mean, read War and Peace? Thing's over 1000 pages. - (CHUCKLES) - I mean, read War and Peace? Thing's over 1000 pages. - (CHUCKLES) - I mean, read War and Peace? Thing's over 1000 pages. - Finding that list when you're trying to find yourself is a pretty big coincidence. - Finding that list when you're trying to find yourself is a pretty big coincidence. - Maybe. But I could still use a sign that that was a sign. - Maybe. But I could still use a sign that that was a sign. - MARTHA: Cassie! I've found Tom's copy of War and Peace. - MARTHA: Cassie! I've found Tom's copy of War and Peace. - MARTHA: Cassie! I've found Tom's copy of War and Peace. What on earth makes you wanna tackle such a weighty tome? - I was asking for a friend. What on earth makes you wanna tackle such a weighty tome? - I was asking for a friend. What on earth makes you wanna tackle such a weighty tome? - I was asking for a friend. What on earth makes you wanna tackle such a weighty tome? - I was asking for a friend. - Oh! - Think Tom would mind? - Oh! - Think Tom would mind? - I think he'd love that you're venturing into its pages. - I think he'd love that you're venturing into its pages. - Well... looks like I'm going on a trip to Russia. - (CHUCKLES) - Well... looks like I'm going on a trip to Russia. - (CHUCKLES) - Well... looks like I'm going on a trip to Russia. - (CHUCKLES) Sounds to me like I just walked in on a Nightingale nudge. - I got a little nudge left. Sounds to me like I just walked in on a Nightingale nudge. - I got a little nudge left. Sounds to me like I just walked in on a Nightingale nudge. - I got a little nudge left. - Oh good, because I have a lot on my mind. - Oh good, because I have a lot on my mind. (SIGHS) Dylan and Claire have asked me to babysit little Tommy tomorrow, (SIGHS) Dylan and Claire have asked me to babysit little Tommy tomorrow, but I'm hosting Middleton's first bridal expo. - Hm. You're feeling pulled. but I'm hosting Middleton's first bridal expo. - Hm. You're feeling pulled. but I'm hosting Middleton's first bridal expo. - Hm. You're feeling pulled. - Oh, like saltwater taffy! - Mm. - Oh, like saltwater taffy! - Mm. - You know, I never thought that I'd love another moniker as much as Madam Mayor, - You know, I never thought that I'd love another moniker as much as Madam Mayor, but Grandmamma, it just trumps all! - Aw, it's not easy saying no to family. but Grandmamma, it just trumps all! - Aw, it's not easy saying no to family. but Grandmamma, it just trumps all! - Aw, it's not easy saying no to family. - Then you think saying no was the right decision? - I wouldn't say that. - Then you think saying no was the right decision? - I wouldn't say that. - So you think it was the wrong decision? - I wouldn't say that either. - So you think it was the wrong decision? - I wouldn't say that either. - Well, you're not saying a lot of anything! - Well, you're not saying a lot of anything! - I'm not the one you need to listen to. - (SIGHS) - I'm not the one you need to listen to. - (SIGHS) You know, I'll blink and this time with Tommy will be a distant memory. You know, I'll blink and this time with Tommy will be a distant memory. And they certainly shouldn't be memories of me at City Hall instead of the city zoo. And they certainly shouldn't be memories of me at City Hall instead of the city zoo. And they certainly shouldn't be memories of me at City Hall instead of the city zoo. - I'll second that. - In that case, how would you like your old job of mayor back? - I'll second that. - In that case, how would you like your old job of mayor back? - I'll second that. - In that case, how would you like your old job of mayor back? - Oh, I no longer second that. - Well, this is gonna be quite a conundrum. - Oh, I no longer second that. - Well, this is gonna be quite a conundrum. Who could I ever find to step in and run our little burg with the love and dedication it deserves? Who could I ever find to step in and run our little burg with the love and dedication it deserves? Who could I ever find to step in and run our little burg with the love and dedication it deserves? - Might be less of a conundrum than you think. - Might be less of a conundrum than you think. - ABIGAIL: Sit on the couch. I'll get you an ice pack. - ABIGAIL: Sit on the couch. I'll get you an ice pack. That doesn't look like sitting. - (SIGHS) That doesn't look... like an ice pack. - (SIGHS) That doesn't look... like an ice pack. - It's frozen peas. Same difference. Take two of these and call me in the morning. - It's frozen peas. Same difference. Take two of these and call me in the morning. - You're kidding, right? - It wasn't that bad of a joke. - You're kidding, right? - It wasn't that bad of a joke. - If I take two of those, there won't be a morning. - If I take two of those, there won't be a morning. - What are you talking about? - I'm allergic to aspirin. - You are not. - What are you talking about? - I'm allergic to aspirin. - You are not. - Why would I make that up? - How do I not know that? - You tell me. - Why would I make that up? - How do I not know that? - You tell me. - I would have. Those are first-date kind of details. - I would have. Those are first-date kind of details. - Well, a curse is fifth-date kind of details. We've never done anything by the book. - Well, a curse is fifth-date kind of details. We've never done anything by the book. - Well, a curse is fifth-date kind of details. We've never done anything by the book. - I bet you don't even know my favourite book. - Sense and Sensibility. - I bet you don't even know my favourite book. - Sense and Sensibility. - Not even close. - Worth a shot. - Not even close. - Worth a shot. - What else don't we know? - (SIGHS) We have a lifetime to learn everything about each other. - What else don't we know? - (SIGHS) We have a lifetime to learn everything about each other. - What else don't we know? - (SIGHS) We have a lifetime to learn everything about each other. - Please. On our 20th anniversary you're gonna ask me what my sign is. - You're a Leo. - Please. On our 20th anniversary you're gonna ask me what my sign is. - You're a Leo. - Please. On our 20th anniversary you're gonna ask me what my sign is. - You're a Leo. - I'm a Taurus. - Worth a shot. - I'm a Taurus. - Worth a shot. - We did counselling, talked out some major issues, - We did counselling, talked out some major issues, and I have no idea if you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom. and I have no idea if you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom. - The middle. - Who are you? - (CHUCKLES) - The middle. - Who are you? - (CHUCKLES) - We need to go on a date. - Like a first-date date? - Like a second first-date date. - We need to go on a date. - Like a first-date date? - Like a second first-date date. - We need to go on a date. - Like a first-date date? - Like a second first-date date. - I'm in. - Great. Cos you're planning it. - I'm in. - Great. Cos you're planning it. - No. No, Mom, it's fine. I'll be there. Don't worry. - No. No, Mom, it's fine. I'll be there. Don't worry. - No. No, Mom, it's fine. I'll be there. Don't worry. OK. Bye. - That didn't sound good. OK. Bye. - That didn't sound good. - (SIGHS) My sister took a fall. - Is she all right? - Well, her legs are pretty weak. - (SIGHS) My sister took a fall. - Is she all right? - Well, her legs are pretty weak. - (SIGHS) My sister took a fall. - Is she all right? - Well, her legs are pretty weak. My parents convinced her to stay with them until she's feeling better, but... My parents convinced her to stay with them until she's feeling better, but... clearly her ataxia's getting worse. - I'm so sorry. - Thanks. clearly her ataxia's getting worse. - I'm so sorry. - Thanks. clearly her ataxia's getting worse. - I'm so sorry. - Thanks. They have to go to a wedding this weekend, so my sister will be there alone. They have to go to a wedding this weekend, so my sister will be there alone. - I'll go pack. - No, you don't have to. - I'll go pack. - No, you don't have to. Thank you. (INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS) (INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS) - I was halfway here when I realised I forgot the welcome packets. - I was halfway here when I realised I forgot the welcome packets. It's our first official meet-and-greet, and I'm 10 minutes late. It's our first official meet-and-greet, and I'm 10 minutes late. Let's make sure that everyone gets one of these before they leave. Let's make sure that everyone gets one of these before they leave. Let's make sure that everyone gets one of these before they leave. Let's get in there, start meeting and greeting. - We should probably talk first. Let's get in there, start meeting and greeting. - We should probably talk first. Let's get in there, start meeting and greeting. - We should probably talk first. - Can we talk after? I don't wanna keep everyone waiting any longer. - Ah... - Can we talk after? I don't wanna keep everyone waiting any longer. - Ah... - Can we talk after? I don't wanna keep everyone waiting any longer. - Ah... - Can we talk after? I don't wanna keep everyone waiting any longer. - Ah... - Guessing this is what you wanted to talk to me about. - Guessing this is what you wanted to talk to me about. - Guessing this is what you wanted to talk to me about. - Hey! Sorry I'm... the only one here. - Well, maybe starting a church wasn't such a good idea. the only one here. - Well, maybe starting a church wasn't such a good idea. the only one here. - Well, maybe starting a church wasn't such a good idea. - Ah, it's still early. - Yeah. You know, when I started the bistro, I only had two customers on my first day. - Yeah. You know, when I started the bistro, I only had two customers on my first day. - Yeah. You know, when I started the bistro, I only had two customers on my first day. - We all know how that turned out. - I'm sure it'll be the same way here. - We all know how that turned out. - I'm sure it'll be the same way here. - We all know how that turned out. - I'm sure it'll be the same way here. - Keep the faith, padre. (DOORBELL RINGS) - She's not gonna answer. - But she is gonna text. - She's not gonna answer. - But she is gonna text. (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - She says we should go home. - Mm, we should go home or you should go home? - She says we should go home. - Mm, we should go home or you should go home? - What makes you think you're welcome? - What makes you think you're welcome? - She's always welcome. - Mm. - She's always welcome. - Mm. - I told them not to call you. - Which is why I didn't call you. I knew you'd be stubborn about it. - I told them not to call you. - Which is why I didn't call you. I knew you'd be stubborn about it. - I told them not to call you. - Which is why I didn't call you. I knew you'd be stubborn about it. - I'm not being stubborn. I just don't need any help. - I'm not being stubborn. I just don't need any help. I'm fine. - And I'm cold. Could we finish talking about this inside? I'm fine. - And I'm cold. Could we finish talking about this inside? I'm fine. - And I'm cold. Could we finish talking about this inside? - Of course. Come in. I'll, uh, put on some tea. - Of course. Come in. I'll, uh, put on some tea. - Oh, don't worry, I got the bags. - I know. - (LAUGHS) - Oh, don't worry, I got the bags. - I know. - (LAUGHS) - Oh, don't worry, I got the bags. - I know. - (LAUGHS) (LIGHT MUSIC) - I need your opinion. - As a florist, family, or friend? - I need your opinion. - As a florist, family, or friend? - I need your opinion. - As a florist, family, or friend? - Yes. - (CHUCKLES) You wanna send Zoe flowers, but you don't know if you should. You wanna send Zoe flowers, but you don't know if you should. - Oh, I'm glad your intuition's working. Mine has been a little... wonky lately. - Oh, I'm glad your intuition's working. Mine has been a little... wonky lately. - Oh, I'm glad your intuition's working. Mine has been a little... wonky lately. - That's not intuition; that's experience. - That's not intuition; that's experience. - OK, so our first date was kind of amazing, and I figured flowers cos I want her to know, - OK, so our first date was kind of amazing, and I figured flowers cos I want her to know, - OK, so our first date was kind of amazing, and I figured flowers cos I want her to know, but is that moving too fast? - These would be moving too fast. but is that moving too fast? - These would be moving too fast. - (EXHALES ADMIRINGLY) Oh... Well, these are gonna wow at the bridal expo. - (EXHALES ADMIRINGLY) Oh... Well, these are gonna wow at the bridal expo. - And these are gonna wow Zoe. - Is wow too much cos I just don't wanna overwhelm her, but... - And these are gonna wow Zoe. - Is wow too much cos I just don't wanna overwhelm her, but... - And these are gonna wow Zoe. - Is wow too much cos I just don't wanna overwhelm her, but... - You don't wanna underwhelm her either. - Exactly. - Trust me. - As a florist, family, or friend? - Yes. - Trust me. - As a florist, family, or friend? - Yes. - Trust me. - As a florist, family, or friend? - Yes. - Oh, could you add in some yellow? That's Zoe's favourite colour. - Oh, could you add in some yellow? That's Zoe's favourite colour. - Oh, could you add in some yellow? That's Zoe's favourite colour. - First-date fun facts? - We talked about everything. - First-date fun facts? - We talked about everything. - Like allergies, her sign, her favourite book... - Like allergies, her sign, her favourite book... - Mm, shellfish, Scorpio, and... Practical Magic. - Mm, shellfish, Scorpio, and... Practical Magic. - And now I know more about Zoe than I do about Donovan. - And now I know more about Zoe than I do about Donovan. - Kinda stingy with the fun facts? - Yes, which is why we're going on our second first date. - Kinda stingy with the fun facts? - Yes, which is why we're going on our second first date. - Kinda stingy with the fun facts? - Yes, which is why we're going on our second first date. - Well, you could go to the bridal expo. - I'll be keeping the bridal expo strictly business. - I'll be keeping the bridal expo strictly business. - You need some help setting up your booth? - I need help figuring out why I have such a... wonky feeling about it. - I need help figuring out why I have such a... wonky feeling about it. - I need help figuring out why I have such a... wonky feeling about it. - So your intuition is off. - Makes me think I should call off having a booth. - So your intuition is off. - Makes me think I should call off having a booth. - No, I will swing by. Two wonky Merriwicks has gotta be better than one. - No, I will swing by. Two wonky Merriwicks has gotta be better than one. - No, I will swing by. Two wonky Merriwicks has gotta be better than one. - Well, get your cummerbunds and your cufflinks down here tout de suite! - Well, get your cummerbunds and your cufflinks down here tout de suite! The booth is all yours. (SIGHS) Remind me why I took on this Middleton bridal expo. (SIGHS) Remind me why I took on this Middleton bridal expo. - Nothing sweeter than the sound of wedding bells. - (GASPS) Or the sight of my beloved quill. Wherever did you find it? - (GASPS) Or the sight of my beloved quill. Wherever did you find it? - (GASPS) Or the sight of my beloved quill. Wherever did you find it? - You left it on the counter at the Bell, Book and Candle. Cassie asked me to drop it off. - You left it on the counter at the Bell, Book and Candle. Cassie asked me to drop it off. - Well, thank her and thank you. - It was an honour to carry around the very pen used to declare Grey House an historical landmark. - It was an honour to carry around the very pen used to declare Grey House an historical landmark. - It was an honour to carry around the very pen used to declare Grey House an historical landmark. - I had no idea. - It was also used to do away with flattening coins on train tracks. - I had no idea. - It was also used to do away with flattening coins on train tracks. - I had no idea. - It was also used to do away with flattening coins on train tracks. - I didn't even know that ordinance existed. - That and the one banning hats in the Middleton Theatre were signed into law in '68. 1868, that is. - That and the one banning hats in the Middleton Theatre were signed into law in '68. 1868, that is. - That and the one banning hats in the Middleton Theatre were signed into law in '68. 1868, that is. - That and the one banning hats in the Middleton Theatre were signed into law in '68. 1868, that is. - By George, George, you're a regular Middleton encyclopaedia! - I've been called worse. - By George, George, you're a regular Middleton encyclopaedia! - I've been called worse. - By George, George, you're a regular Middleton encyclopaedia! - I've been called worse. - But have you ever been called mayor? - But have you ever been called mayor? - (CHUCKLES) I'm not really the political type. - No, but you are the type who loves this town and who's proud to call it home. - No, but you are the type who loves this town and who's proud to call it home. - No, but you are the type who loves this town and who's proud to call it home. - You got me there, kid. - I'd like to get you here. - You got me there, kid. - I'd like to get you here. How does interim Mayor O'Hanrahan sound? How does interim Mayor O'Hanrahan sound? - Sounds like I'm gonna need an explanation. - How about I explain over lunch? - Sounds like I'm gonna need an explanation. - How about I explain over lunch? - Sounds like I'm gonna need an explanation. - How about I explain over lunch? - OK... - (SQUEAKS) - Bonnie, I asked for Mr Franklin's release form, not Mr Fredrick's. - Bonnie, I asked for Mr Franklin's release form, not Mr Fredrick's. - Bonnie, I asked for Mr Franklin's release form, not Mr Fredrick's. - Hey, can we take a walk? - I'm sorry. - Thanks, Bonnie. - I'm sorry. - Thanks, Bonnie. OK, so I know you didn't text me cos you're mad at Bonnie. What's going on? OK, so I know you didn't text me cos you're mad at Bonnie. What's going on? - Monica lost a patient this morning. - (SIGHS) I'm guessing that you're not handling it well because she's not handling it well. - (SIGHS) I'm guessing that you're not handling it well because she's not handling it well. - (SIGHS) I'm guessing that you're not handling it well because she's not handling it well. - (CHUCKLES) Good guess. - You want me to talk to her? - (CHUCKLES) Good guess. - You want me to talk to her? - That'd be great. - Consider it done. - Thanks. - That'd be great. - Consider it done. - Thanks. - I took a jeep across the Namib-Naukluft to the dunes in Sossusvlei. - I took a jeep across the Namib-Naukluft to the dunes in Sossusvlei. - I took a jeep across the Namib-Naukluft to the dunes in Sossusvlei. They're 1000-feet high, and the sand is this deep orange. They're 1000-feet high, and the sand is this deep orange. They're 1000-feet high, and the sand is this deep orange. - I remember at dawn the slopes looked like velvet. - I remember at dawn the slopes looked like velvet. - I tried to climb to the crest of Dune 45. - Why would you do that? - I tried to climb to the crest of Dune 45. - Why would you do that? - Why wouldn't I do that? - Jo, you gotta slow down. - Why wouldn't I do that? - Jo, you gotta slow down. - Actually, I made it through Namibia unscathed. - Actually, I made it through Namibia unscathed. Is this because I tripped at the airport in New York? Is this because I tripped at the airport in New York? - Did you see any white rhinos? - An entire herd. - (CHUCKLES) - Did you see any white rhinos? - An entire herd. - (CHUCKLES) - I have a ton of pictures on my tablet. - I can get it for you. - I have a ton of pictures on my tablet. - I can get it for you. - Actually, I can just get it myself. - Actually, I can just get it myself. - Look... You've gotta let me help you. - Look... You've gotta let me help you. - If you really wanna help, let go. - If you really wanna help, let go. Let me get those pictures. (EXHALES SHAKILY) Let me get those pictures. (EXHALES SHAKILY) - She has to deal with this in her own way. - She has to deal with this, period. - She has to deal with this in her own way. - She has to deal with this, period. - She has to deal with this in her own way. - She has to deal with this, period. - She has to deal with this in her own way. - She has to deal with this, period. (LIGHT MUSIC) - Oh, boy. - Is it crooked? - No, the Flower Universe sign is perfectly straight. - No, the Flower Universe sign is perfectly straight. - No, the Flower Universe sign is perfectly straight. - You've gotta be kidding me. - You've gotta be kidding me. - You do nice work. - I do amazing work. I'm Abigail. - You do nice work. - I do amazing work. I'm Abigail. - I figured. It's on the sign. - (CHUCKLES) - I'm Parker Jordan, your neighbour. - I figured. It's on the sign. - (CHUCKLES) - I'm Parker Jordan, your neighbour. - I figured. It's on the sign. - (CHUCKLES) - I'm Parker Jordan, your neighbour. - Parker Jordan. Parker Jordan. Well, I wish I could say it was nice to put a face to the name. - Parker Jordan. Parker Jordan. Well, I wish I could say it was nice to put a face to the name. - Parker Jordan. Parker Jordan. Well, I wish I could say it was nice to put a face to the name. - Parker Jordan. Parker Jordan. Well, I wish I could say it was nice to put a face to the name. - I get it, and I probably should've called instead of rescinding my offer by email. - I get it, and I probably should've called instead of rescinding my offer by email. - But you didn't. I'm her cousin. - Well, if it helps, we weren't able to close the deal on the... I'm her cousin. - Well, if it helps, we weren't able to close the deal on the... - More desirable location? - Should've stuck with my first choice. - More desirable location? - Should've stuck with my first choice. - Well, if you're here to make another offer, your first choice is no longer for sale. - Well, if you're here to make another offer, your first choice is no longer for sale. - I'm actually here in the interest of goodwill. - I'm actually here in the interest of goodwill. I wanted you to know I'm opening a Flower Universe kiosk in town square. I wanted you to know I'm opening a Flower Universe kiosk in town square. - Oh, OK, so first you pull your offer, and now you throw down the gauntlet. - Oh, OK, so first you pull your offer, and now you throw down the gauntlet. - Not at all. I have no intention on starting a flower war. My team did the research and there is... - Not at all. I have no intention on starting a flower war. My team did the research and there is... - Not at all. I have no intention on starting a flower war. My team did the research and there is... - Plenty of room in this town for the both of us? - Plenty of room in this town for the both of us? - I think so. - I think we'll find out. - I think so. - I think we'll find out. - Looks like you have a customer. - Looks like you have a customer. - Ah, the Sam Radford wall of fame. This used to be his bedroom. - Ah, the Sam Radford wall of fame. This used to be his bedroom. - Ah, the Sam Radford wall of fame. This used to be his bedroom. - Well, I knew he played, but I had no idea he was such a superstar. - Well, I knew he played, but I had no idea he was such a superstar. - Well, all you gotta do is ask him and he'll be happy to tell you all about it. - Well, all you gotta do is ask him and he'll be happy to tell you all about it. - (CHUCKLES) I wonder what he would tell me about this. - The Remarkable Radfords. - (CHUCKLES) I wonder what he would tell me about this. - The Remarkable Radfords. - (CHUCKLES) I wonder what he would tell me about this. - The Remarkable Radfords. There was nothing Sam loved more than doing magic with Grandpa. - I love the hat and cape. (CHUCKLES) There was nothing Sam loved more than doing magic with Grandpa. - I love the hat and cape. (CHUCKLES) There was nothing Sam loved more than doing magic with Grandpa. - I love the hat and cape. (CHUCKLES) There was nothing Sam loved more than doing magic with Grandpa. - I love the hat and cape. (CHUCKLES) - I think we might still have those. That's Grandpa's bag of tricks. Let's see if they're still in there. - I think we might still have those. That's Grandpa's bag of tricks. Let's see if they're still in there. - I think we might still have those. That's Grandpa's bag of tricks. Let's see if they're still in there. - I think we might still have those. That's Grandpa's bag of tricks. Let's see if they're still in there. - OK. - The Remarkable Radfords were a big hit at family gatherings. - OK. - The Remarkable Radfords were a big hit at family gatherings. - OK. - The Remarkable Radfords were a big hit at family gatherings. They even performed around town. They even performed around town. - Ha! Well, these are a classic. - Yeah, Grandpa taught Sam all the classics. - Ha! Well, these are a classic. - Yeah, Grandpa taught Sam all the classics. - Ha! Well, these are a classic. - Yeah, Grandpa taught Sam all the classics. - Ha! Well, these are a classic. - Yeah, Grandpa taught Sam all the classics. - He never talked about it. - He never talked about it. - He hasn't since Grandpa died. - He hasn't since Grandpa died. (ELEVATOR DINGS) - Adam! - Hey! (ELEVATOR DINGS) - Adam! - Hey! - I have missed seeing you around here. - Yeah, I miss being around here. - I have missed seeing you around here. - Yeah, I miss being around here. - How was South America? - Enlightening. - How was South America? - Enlightening. - I'm jealous. I could use some enlightening. - Uh-oh. - I'm jealous. I could use some enlightening. - Uh-oh. - I'm jealous. I could use some enlightening. - Uh-oh. - You got a minute? - I got as many as you need. - You got a minute? - I got as many as you need. - I went on my first date since I lost my girlfriend Avery a year ago. - I think that's great. - I went on my first date since I lost my girlfriend Avery a year ago. - I think that's great. - I went on my first date since I lost my girlfriend Avery a year ago. - I think that's great. - I went on my first date since I lost my girlfriend Avery a year ago. - I think that's great. - You do? - You don't? - I feel like I'm betraying Avery. - I get it, but I promise you you're not. - I feel like I'm betraying Avery. - I get it, but I promise you you're not. - I feel like I'm betraying Avery. - I get it, but I promise you you're not. - How do you know when it's the right time? - How do you know when it's the right time? - When you know it's the right person. - When you know it's the right person. - We had an amazing first date, but then she bought me flowers, and there were some yellow roses in it. - We had an amazing first date, but then she bought me flowers, and there were some yellow roses in it. - We had an amazing first date, but then she bought me flowers, and there were some yellow roses in it. - You don't like yellow? - I love yellow. - So then what's the problem? - Yellow roses traditionally mean... friendship. - So then what's the problem? - Yellow roses traditionally mean... friendship. - So then what's the problem? - Yellow roses traditionally mean... friendship. - I think you may be overthinking this. - I'm definitely overthinking this. - I think you may be overthinking this. - I'm definitely overthinking this. - I think you may be overthinking this. - I'm definitely overthinking this. (BOTH CHUCKLE) - It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that if she's just a friend, you won't feel guilty. - It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that if she's just a friend, you won't feel guilty. - It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that if she's just a friend, you won't feel guilty. - It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that if she's just a friend, you won't feel guilty. - It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that if she's just a friend, you won't feel guilty. - War and Peace? That's a nice, light read (!) - War and Peace? That's a nice, light read (!) - It was my dad's favourite book. It's quickly becoming my least favourite. - It was my dad's favourite book. It's quickly becoming my least favourite. - It was my dad's favourite book. It's quickly becoming my least favourite. I have been on chapter one for three hours. I have been on chapter one for three hours. - Maybe you should take a break and make a vegetable lasagne minus the mushrooms. - Maybe you should take a break and make a vegetable lasagne minus the mushrooms. - Maybe you should take a break and make a vegetable lasagne minus the mushrooms. - That's oddly specific. And Abigail's favourite meal. - That's oddly specific. And Abigail's favourite meal. - Apparently, it's one of the few things I know about her. - Now, how's that possible? - Apparently, it's one of the few things I know about her. - Now, how's that possible? - Apparently, it's one of the few things I know about her. - Now, how's that possible? - We were so caught up breaking the curse, we discovered we missed a few details on the first date, - We were so caught up breaking the curse, we discovered we missed a few details on the first date, - We were so caught up breaking the curse, we discovered we missed a few details on the first date, so we're gonna have a second first date. - And you want me to cater it? so we're gonna have a second first date. - And you want me to cater it? - Well, if you can tear yourself away from Prince Bolkonsky. - Well, if you can tear yourself away from Prince Bolkonsky. - (CHUCKLES) Well, he's waited 20 years. He can wait another hour. - (CHUCKLES) Well, he's waited 20 years. He can wait another hour. - You've been trying to read this for 20 years? - You've been trying to read this for 20 years? - I have been trying to do everything on this list for 20 years. - I have been trying to do everything on this list for 20 years. - I have been trying to do everything on this list for 20 years. - Bungee-jumping, riding a motorcycle. - Bungee-jumping, riding a motorcycle. Well, reading War and Peace is definitely the safest option on here. Well, reading War and Peace is definitely the safest option on here. - I am just getting warmed up. - I am just getting warmed up. - Well, if you wanna take it to the next level, my bike's in the parking lot. - Well, if you wanna take it to the next level, my bike's in the parking lot. - I appreciate the offer, but...(CHUCKLES) - But you're still warming up? - I appreciate the offer, but...(CHUCKLES) - But you're still warming up? - I appreciate the offer, but...(CHUCKLES) - But you're still warming up? - I appreciate the offer, but...(CHUCKLES) - But you're still warming up? - You don't think I'll do it. - Well, sounds like you don't think you'll do it. - You don't think I'll do it. - Well, sounds like you don't think you'll do it. - You don't think I'll do it. - Well, sounds like you don't think you'll do it. - I'll admit I tend to take the safe route. - I'll admit I tend to take the safe route. In everything. My whole life. - Well, it seems to be working for you. In everything. My whole life. - Well, it seems to be working for you. In everything. My whole life. - Well, it seems to be working for you. - You know what? I will take you up on your offer. - And I'm gonna make my own lasagne. - You know what? I will take you up on your offer. - And I'm gonna make my own lasagne. - You know what? I will take you up on your offer. - And I'm gonna make my own lasagne. - You know what? I will take you up on your offer. - And I'm gonna make my own lasagne. - Aah! Step right up. The show is about to begin. - Aah! Step right up. The show is about to begin. - OK. - Have a seat, sir. What's your name? - (EXHALES) Sam. What's your name? - (EXHALES) Sam. - Oh... Where are you from, Sam? - Right here. - Oh... Where are you from, Sam? - Right here. - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, the classic linking rings. - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, the classic linking rings. - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, the classic linking rings. - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, the classic linking rings. - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, the classic linking rings. All solid. - (CLINK! CLINK!) - All impenetrable steel. All solid. - (CLINK! CLINK!) - All impenetrable steel. I will now do the impossible and magically link these two rings by simply banging them together. I will now do the impossible and magically link these two rings by simply banging them together. I will now do the impossible and magically link these two rings by simply banging them together. I will now do the impossible and magically link these two rings by simply banging them together. Ready? One, two, three! (RING CLANKS) (RING CLANKS) Pretend you didn't see that. - I... wish I could. Pretend you didn't see that. - I... wish I could. (FABRIC TEARS) That didn't sound good. - Oh, that... doesn't look so good. - You know, I thought you'd be a little better at this magic stuff. - Oh, that... doesn't look so good. - You know, I thought you'd be a little better at this magic stuff. - Oh, that... doesn't look so good. - You know, I thought you'd be a little better at this magic stuff. - So did I. Maybe you can show me how it's done. - So did I. Maybe you can show me how it's done. - (SIGHS) Maybe... we could take a walk instead. - (SIGHS) Maybe... we could take a walk instead. (SOMBRE MUSIC) (PLAYFUL MUSIC) - We'll definitely need to do something about your look. - What's wrong with my look? - We'll definitely need to do something about your look. - What's wrong with my look? - We'll definitely need to do something about your look. - What's wrong with my look? - You don't really have one. Take me, for example. - You don't really have one. Take me, for example. I always have a bag over my arm and a brooch on my lapel. I always have a bag over my arm and a brooch on my lapel. - I don't think I could pull it off with the same savoir-faire as you. - I don't think I could pull it off with the same savoir-faire as you. - Well, perhaps a cravat or a fedora could be more your speed. - Does it really matter what I wear? - Well, perhaps a cravat or a fedora could be more your speed. - Does it really matter what I wear? - Well, perhaps a cravat or a fedora could be more your speed. - Does it really matter what I wear? - (GASPS) Of course it matters. What you wear, what you say, what you eat... - (GASPS) Of course it matters. What you wear, what you say, what you eat... - (GASPS) Of course it matters. What you wear, what you say, what you eat... - (GASPS) Of course it matters. What you wear, what you say, what you eat... - (SIGHS) Look, I'm just not that finicky. Can we wrap this up? - (SIGHS) Look, I'm just not that finicky. Can we wrap this up? - (SIGHS) Look, I'm just not that finicky. Can we wrap this up? - Oh, oh, but there are still several items left on the agenda - Oh, oh, but there are still several items left on the agenda before we can finalise the transition of power. - How about we cut to the chase? before we can finalise the transition of power. - How about we cut to the chase? before we can finalise the transition of power. - How about we cut to the chase? You go spend some tummy time with baby Tommy, You go spend some tummy time with baby Tommy, and I'll pop over to the bridal expo and make sure things are going off without a hitch. and I'll pop over to the bridal expo and make sure things are going off without a hitch. and I'll pop over to the bridal expo and make sure things are going off without a hitch. - Well... I guess this is it. The end of an era. The changing of the guard, the coup de grace. The changing of the guard, the coup de grace. (SIGHS) Middleton is now in your capable hands. Middleton is now in your capable hands. - I won't let you down, kid. - I have every confidence. Now, send me out with a bang. - I won't let you down, kid. - I have every confidence. Now, send me out with a bang. - I won't let you down, kid. - I have every confidence. Now, send me out with a bang. - I won't let you down, kid. - I have every confidence. Now, send me out with a bang. Mmm! Every time. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) - As George would say, 'Pretty good, kid.' - As George would say, 'Pretty good, kid.' - (SCOFFS) You should've seen my grandfather. - (SCOFFS) You should've seen my grandfather. No one was smoother with a deck than he was. The cards literally danced in his hands. No one was smoother with a deck than he was. The cards literally danced in his hands. No one was smoother with a deck than he was. The cards literally danced in his hands. - Hm. Joanne told me about the Remarkable Radfords. - Mm. (CHUCKLES) - Hm. Joanne told me about the Remarkable Radfords. - Mm. (CHUCKLES) - Hm. Joanne told me about the Remarkable Radfords. - Mm. (CHUCKLES) She tell you about the Lemon Twist? - No, but now I'm curious. She tell you about the Lemon Twist? - No, but now I'm curious. - That was Grandpa's signature trick. He would borrow a ring, make it vanish, - That was Grandpa's signature trick. He would borrow a ring, make it vanish, and it would reappear inside a lemon. - Mm, that's pretty cool. and it would reappear inside a lemon. - Mm, that's pretty cool. and it would reappear inside a lemon. - Mm, that's pretty cool. I wanna see you do it. - Well, I wish I could. That was his one trick I could never master. I wanna see you do it. - Well, I wish I could. That was his one trick I could never master. I wanna see you do it. - Well, I wish I could. That was his one trick I could never master. He wouldn't let me give up though. But I did get the vanish part down. He wouldn't let me give up though. But I did get the vanish part down. He wouldn't let me give up though. But I did get the vanish part down. - (LAUGHS) Yes, you did. - (SIGHS) He picked me up from school every day, and we'd grab a slice at Picano's, then we'd... - (SIGHS) He picked me up from school every day, and we'd grab a slice at Picano's, then we'd... - (SIGHS) He picked me up from school every day, and we'd grab a slice at Picano's, then we'd... practise for hours on the porch. practise for hours on the porch. And then he got sick. He always said magic could cure anything. He always said magic could cure anything. - What's shakin', bacon? - It sounds like Martha took you to school out there. - What's shakin', bacon? - It sounds like Martha took you to school out there. - I just got out early on account of tummy time. - Aw! Yours or baby Tommy's? - I just got out early on account of tummy time. - Aw! Yours or baby Tommy's? - (CHUCKLES) You know, you're assembling that light fixture upside-down. You know, you're assembling that light fixture upside-down. You know, you're assembling that light fixture upside-down. - (SIGHS) Guess I'm a little distracted. - In my day, we called it smitten. - (SIGHS) Guess I'm a little distracted. - In my day, we called it smitten. - (SIGHS) Guess I'm a little distracted. - In my day, we called it smitten. - I haven't heard from Zoe since our date. - I haven't heard from Zoe since our date. - And you're afraid she's ghosting you. - And you're afraid she's ghosting you. Hey, I know what kids are saying. - (CHUCKLES) Maybe she's just not that into me. Hey, I know what kids are saying. - (CHUCKLES) Maybe she's just not that into me. Hey, I know what kids are saying. - (CHUCKLES) Maybe she's just not that into me. Hey, I know what kids are saying. - (CHUCKLES) Maybe she's just not that into me. - Maybe she just needs more time. - What, to find her phone and text me? - Maybe she just needs more time. - What, to find her phone and text me? - Maybe she just needs more time. - What, to find her phone and text me? - To figure out what she wants to say. She's probably just scared. - To figure out what she wants to say. She's probably just scared. - To figure out what she wants to say. She's probably just scared. - Are you doing that thing where you give my own advice back to me? - Guilty as charged. - Are you doing that thing where you give my own advice back to me? - Guilty as charged. - Are you doing that thing where you give my own advice back to me? - Guilty as charged. - And taking it slow worked with Samantha? - And taking it slow worked with Samantha? - The thing about taking it slow is it takes a while to find out if it's working. - The thing about taking it slow is it takes a while to find out if it's working. - The thing about taking it slow is it takes a while to find out if it's working. - The thing about taking it slow is it takes a while to find out if it's working. - Thanks, George. - Hey... - Thanks, George. - Hey... Call me Mayor O'Hanrahan. Call me Mayor O'Hanrahan. - (LAUGHS) - I truly appreciate your concern, but... - I truly appreciate your concern, but... I don't think a religious conversation's gonna help right now. I don't think a religious conversation's gonna help right now. I don't think a religious conversation's gonna help right now. - How about just a conversation? - How about just a conversation? - You know, when I found out I had to have a heart transplant... I was terrified. - You know, when I found out I had to have a heart transplant... I was terrified. - You know, when I found out I had to have a heart transplant... I was terrified. - You know, when I found out I had to have a heart transplant... I was terrified. All I could think about was... everything that could go wrong. All I could think about was... everything that could go wrong. All I could think about was... everything that could go wrong. But my patient... Edward... (SNIFFS) He never thought like that. He never thought like that. (CHUCKLES) He loved the opera. (CHUCKLES) He loved the opera. Every time I came in here, he was listening. Every time I came in here, he was listening. It brought him peace. And... It brought him peace. And... I even learned the different between a trill and a vibrato. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I even learned the different between a trill and a vibrato. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I even learned the different between a trill and a vibrato. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I even learned the different between a trill and a vibrato. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Everything with his transplant went perfectly, and then this morning... Everything with his transplant went perfectly, and then this morning... Everything with his transplant went perfectly, and then this morning... Everything with his transplant went perfectly, and then this morning... he was gone. - I'm so sorry. he was gone. - I'm so sorry. - And I... (EXHALES SHAKILY) I can't figure out what I did wrong. - And I... (EXHALES SHAKILY) I can't figure out what I did wrong. - And I... (EXHALES SHAKILY) I can't figure out what I did wrong. - Maybe that's because there's nothing to figure out. - Maybe that's because there's nothing to figure out. - Maybe that's because there's nothing to figure out. - I'm not sure I wanna do this any more. - I'm not sure I wanna do this any more. (REFLECTIVE GUITAR MUSIC) (REFLECTIVE GUITAR MUSIC) - How's the patient? - Hmm. Almost done stitching her up. - (CHUCKLES) - How's the patient? - Hmm. Almost done stitching her up. - (CHUCKLES) - How's the patient? - Hmm. Almost done stitching her up. - (CHUCKLES) Well, there is a bright side. Now Sam can be mad at you instead of me. - He's not mad at you. Well, there is a bright side. Now Sam can be mad at you instead of me. - He's not mad at you. Well, there is a bright side. Now Sam can be mad at you instead of me. - He's not mad at you. He's mad because you're suffering. - Well, that makes two of us. He's mad because you're suffering. - Well, that makes two of us. He's mad because you're suffering. - Well, that makes two of us. At least I'm getting pretty good with this thing. - (EXHALES)Ah... At least I'm getting pretty good with this thing. - (EXHALES)Ah... At least I'm getting pretty good with this thing. - (EXHALES)Ah... Your brother told me that if anyone can handle this, it's you. Your brother told me that if anyone can handle this, it's you. Your brother told me that if anyone can handle this, it's you. He said you're the strongest person he knows. He said you're the strongest person he knows. - You look like you need more thread. - You look like you need more thread. My mom keeps it in here. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) - (CREAKS) - Oh! Thank you. (CHUCKLES) - I'll let you get back to it. - Oh! Thank you. (CHUCKLES) - I'll let you get back to it. - Oh! Thank you. (CHUCKLES) - I'll let you get back to it. - Pretty cool, right? These are not your moms' hope chests. - Pretty cool, right? These are not your moms' hope chests. - Pretty sure my mom didn't have a hope chest. - Well, I bet she did. - Pretty sure my mom didn't have a hope chest. - Well, I bet she did. It used to be tradition for young girls to store things they wanted to take from childhood It used to be tradition for young girls to store things they wanted to take from childhood into their new married life. into their new married life. - It's a hope chest, not the Hope Diamond. What's got you so fascinated? - It's a hope chest, not the Hope Diamond. What's got you so fascinated? - Patience and Fortune were sitting on a hope chest in that painting. - BOTH: Cassie. - Patience and Fortune were sitting on a hope chest in that painting. - BOTH: Cassie. - Patience and Fortune were sitting on a hope chest in that painting. - BOTH: Cassie. - Patience and Fortune were sitting on a hope chest in that painting. - BOTH: Cassie. (CELL PHONES CHIME) - She thinks the amulet is... - ...hidden in a hope chest. - She thinks the amulet is... - ...hidden in a hope chest. - She thinks the amulet is... - ...hidden in a hope chest. - Watch out for the egg. - (SIGHS) - Watch out for the egg. - (SIGHS) (SIGHS) You fall? - No. I was gonna make your favourite cookies. You fall? - No. I was gonna make your favourite cookies. You fall? - No. I was gonna make your favourite cookies. Bent down to clean up the egg. - And you couldn't get back up. Bent down to clean up the egg. - And you couldn't get back up. Bent down to clean up the egg. - And you couldn't get back up. You need to use that wheelchair, Jo. You need to use that wheelchair, Jo. - I remember after Grandpa's funeral, you wouldn't come out of your room. - I remember after Grandpa's funeral, you wouldn't come out of your room. - I remember after Grandpa's funeral, you wouldn't come out of your room. I went upstairs to check on you, and you were wearing his hat and cape. I went upstairs to check on you, and you were wearing his hat and cape. I went upstairs to check on you, and you were wearing his hat and cape. That was the last time you ever wore them. That was the last time you ever wore them. And I asked you to show me a trick. And I asked you to show me a trick. - And I said I hated magic. - And I said I hated magic. - You also said you would never do another magic trick again. - You also said you would never do another magic trick again. - You also said you would never do another magic trick again. I thought it would be good for you. I thought it would be good for you. But I never forced you. (REFLECTIVE MUSIC) (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) - George says he's gonna pull the hope chest out of the attic for us when he gets home. - George says he's gonna pull the hope chest out of the attic for us when he gets home. - ABIGAIL: Aw, this is just wrong. - Well, you got a better suggestion? - No, I meant the dress. - ABIGAIL: Aw, this is just wrong. - Well, you got a better suggestion? - No, I meant the dress. - ABIGAIL: Aw, this is just wrong. - Well, you got a better suggestion? - No, I meant the dress. - OK, is it the size, the cut, uh, material? - That I'm even trying it on. - OK, is it the size, the cut, uh, material? - That I'm even trying it on. - OK, is it the size, the cut, uh, material? - That I'm even trying it on. I'm supposed to be having a long engagement. I'm supposed to be having a long engagement. - Yeah, well, just cos you're trying it on doesn't mean you're getting married tomorrow. - Yeah, well, just cos you're trying it on doesn't mean you're getting married tomorrow. - Yeah, but this is how it starts, and then the next thing you know we're getting hit with rice. - Yeah, but this is how it starts, and then the next thing you know we're getting hit with rice. - (CHUCKLES) You know you're supposed to enjoy planning your wedding, right? - (CHUCKLES) You know you're supposed to enjoy planning your wedding, right? - Believe me, I get it. I booked five weddings today, and every one of those brides was beaming. - Believe me, I get it. I booked five weddings today, and every one of those brides was beaming. - Believe me, I get it. I booked five weddings today, and every one of those brides was beaming. - What's wrong with beaming? - Nothing, I just wanna beam when I'm ready. - What's wrong with beaming? - Nothing, I just wanna beam when I'm ready. - What's wrong with beaming? - Nothing, I just wanna beam when I'm ready. (CURTAIN SWIPES, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) (CURTAIN SWIPES, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) (GENTLE MUSIC) - Wow. (WONDROUS MUSIC) - OK, I'm ready. - Who's a great big bear? (GASPS) Peek-a-boo! I see you! But why do I see you? - (CHUCKLES) Relax, Martha. I've got eyes and ears on the ground at the bridal expo. - (CHUCKLES) Relax, Martha. I've got eyes and ears on the ground at the bridal expo. - You do realise when you tell someone to relax, they do the exact opposite? - You do realise when you tell someone to relax, they do the exact opposite? - You know, that's true. My tattoo artist told me to relax— - Back up the bus. You got inked? - You know, that's true. My tattoo artist told me to relax— - Back up the bus. You got inked? - You know, that's true. My tattoo artist told me to relax— - Back up the bus. You got inked? - (CLEARS THROAT) - Aries, huh? I'm well versed in the zodiacs. - (CLEARS THROAT) - Aries, huh? I'm well versed in the zodiacs. - (CLEARS THROAT) - Aries, huh? I'm well versed in the zodiacs. Your sign means optimistic, ambitious, and brave. Your sign means optimistic, ambitious, and brave. - Brave? Oh, please. Even Tommy can see that's henna. - Brave? Oh, please. Even Tommy can see that's henna. - Brave? Oh, please. Even Tommy can see that's henna. - (SIGHS) OK, I was going for the real thing, and then I nixed it when I saw that needle. - (SIGHS) OK, I was going for the real thing, and then I nixed it when I saw that needle. - (SIGHS) OK, I was going for the real thing, and then I nixed it when I saw that needle. - The pain is fleeting compared to the permanence of your self-expression. - The pain is fleeting compared to the permanence of your self-expression. - The pain is fleeting compared to the permanence of your self-expression. So I hear. Oh! Somebody needs a nap. - She's not the only one. Oh! Somebody needs a nap. - She's not the only one. Oh! Somebody needs a nap. - She's not the only one. (SPLUTTERS) I gotta head back to the expo, kids. (SPLUTTERS) I gotta head back to the expo, kids. Thanks for the mocha. And consider that parking ticket pardoned. - Oh, thank you, Mr Mayor. Thanks for the mocha. And consider that parking ticket pardoned. - Oh, thank you, Mr Mayor. Thanks for the mocha. And consider that parking ticket pardoned. - Oh, thank you, Mr Mayor. Thanks for the mocha. And consider that parking ticket pardoned. - Oh, thank you, Mr Mayor. - Another parking ticket?! - Yeah. This one was much easier to get out of. - Another parking ticket?! - Yeah. This one was much easier to get out of. - Another parking ticket?! - Yeah. This one was much easier to get out of. - Hm! (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) - Those books are supposed to be for magicians only. - Oh, uh, well, what if you're married to a magician? - Oh, uh, well, what if you're married to a magician? - You could make the same argument about being married to a surgeon, - You could make the same argument about being married to a surgeon, but I'm not gonna give you a scalpel. - Probably smart. but I'm not gonna give you a scalpel. - Probably smart. I was just trying to figure out how you made that deck of cards vanish. I was just trying to figure out how you made that deck of cards vanish. I was just trying to figure out how you made that deck of cards vanish. - I'll make you a deal. I'll tell you how I did it... - I'll make you a deal. I'll tell you how I did it... if you can tell me how to get my sister in that wheelchair. - The Lemon Twist. if you can tell me how to get my sister in that wheelchair. - The Lemon Twist. if you can tell me how to get my sister in that wheelchair. - The Lemon Twist. if you can tell me how to get my sister in that wheelchair. - The Lemon Twist. - My grandpa's trick? - Might be time to master it. - My grandpa's trick? - Might be time to master it. - If medicine can't help, I truly doubt magic will. - If medicine can't help, I truly doubt magic will. - Hm. Sometimes the magic is the medicine. - Hm. Sometimes the magic is the medicine. - I paid for it. Whether or not I showed up, it's my booth. - I paid for it. Whether or not I showed up, it's my booth. - Well, I paid for it when you didn't show up, so it's my booth. - Well, I paid for it when you didn't show up, so it's my booth. - Well, I paid for it when you didn't show up, so it's my booth. - Order in the office. - You're wasting my time. I ne.. - I don't have time for this. I'm... - Order in the office. - You're wasting my time. I ne.. - I don't have time for this. I'm... - Order in the office. - You're wasting my time. I ne.. - I don't have time for this. I'm... - Excuse me, what about 'order in the office' is throwing you for a loop? - Excuse me, what about 'order in the office' is throwing you for a loop? - Excuse me, what about 'order in the office' is throwing you for a loop? - Martha, tell her. That booth is mine. - Martha, tell her. That booth is mine. - You rented me that booth three weeks ago. - Unfortunately, when you didn't show up, I refunded your money. - I didn't ask you to. - Unfortunately, when you didn't show up, I refunded your money. - I didn't ask you to. - Unfortunately, when you didn't show up, I refunded your money. - I didn't ask you to. - You left me with no choice. Section 3, subsection 6, paragraph B clearly states, and I quote, - You left me with no choice. Section 3, subsection 6, paragraph B clearly states, and I quote, - You left me with no choice. Section 3, subsection 6, paragraph B clearly states, and I quote, 'If a vendor is more than 15 minutes late, the organiser reserves the right to re-rent the space.' 'If a vendor is more than 15 minutes late, the organiser reserves the right to re-rent the space.' 'If a vendor is more than 15 minutes late, the organiser reserves the right to re-rent the space.' - Which is exactly what happened. - Which is exactly what happened. - So that's it? - I'm afraid so. - So that's it? - I'm afraid so. But... I do hate to see anyone leave disappointed. (SIGHS) But... I do hate to see anyone leave disappointed. (SIGHS) But... I do hate to see anyone leave disappointed. (SIGHS) Mark, if I were to approve that new parking space in front of your photography studio, Mark, if I were to approve that new parking space in front of your photography studio, Mark, if I were to approve that new parking space in front of your photography studio, would you allow Sarah to set up her booth for the last hour of the expo? would you allow Sarah to set up her booth for the last hour of the expo? would you allow Sarah to set up her booth for the last hour of the expo? - I'll go clear my stuff out. - I'll unpack my car. (LAUGHS) - (SIGHS) - I'll go clear my stuff out. - I'll unpack my car. (LAUGHS) - (SIGHS) - I'll go clear my stuff out. - I'll unpack my car. (LAUGHS) - (SIGHS) - Well, you put out that fire in a hurry, kid. - Well, you put out that fire in a hurry, kid. - Please, I can do that with my eyes closed. - Apparently while rocking a baby. - Please, I can do that with my eyes closed. - Apparently while rocking a baby. - Please, I can do that with my eyes closed. - Apparently while rocking a baby. - I suppose it's true. - I suppose this belongs to you, Grandmamma Mayor. - I suppose it's true. - I suppose this belongs to you, Grandmamma Mayor. - I suppose it's true. - I suppose this belongs to you, Grandmamma Mayor. - (CHUCKLES) Oh... - What made you want to do this in the first place? - Dr Anya Walker. - What made you want to do this in the first place? - Dr Anya Walker. - What made you want to do this in the first place? - Dr Anya Walker. I was born with CHD and had multiple surgeries and... I was born with CHD and had multiple surgeries and... I was born with CHD and had multiple surgeries and... Dr Anya always made me believe that I would be all right. - Like you did for Edward. Dr Anya always made me believe that I would be all right. - Like you did for Edward. Dr Anya always made me believe that I would be all right. - Like you did for Edward. Dr Anya always made me believe that I would be all right. - Like you did for Edward. - Hmm. Only he wasn't all right. - But he was in the right hands. Only he wasn't all right. - But he was in the right hands. - How can you say that? - Well, if he wasn't, you wouldn't feel the way you do right now. - How can you say that? - Well, if he wasn't, you wouldn't feel the way you do right now. - How can you say that? - Well, if he wasn't, you wouldn't feel the way you do right now. You did for him exactly what Dr Anya did for you. You did for him exactly what Dr Anya did for you. - The Melody Within from Rigoletto. - I'm not familiar. - The Melody Within from Rigoletto. - I'm not familiar. - The Melody Within from Rigoletto. - I'm not familiar. - It was Edward's favourite and... it tells the story of what lies hidden in our hearts and... - It was Edward's favourite and... it tells the story of what lies hidden in our hearts and... - It was Edward's favourite and... it tells the story of what lies hidden in our hearts and... - It was Edward's favourite and... it tells the story of what lies hidden in our hearts and... opening that truth up to each other. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) opening that truth up to each other. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Well, the opera may have given Edward peace, but you gave him hope. - Well, the opera may have given Edward peace, but you gave him hope. - Well, the opera may have given Edward peace, but you gave him hope. There are a lot of other patients who need that. - (SIGHS) There are a lot of other patients who need that. - (SIGHS) There are a lot of other patients who need that. - (SIGHS) Yeah. Thank you. - How do I know she even got the flowers? - Because I'm your florist. - How do I know she even got the flowers? - Because I'm your florist. - OK, but did she sign for them or did you just leave them on the porch? - OK, but did she sign for them or did you just leave them on the porch? (CELL PHONE CHIMES TWICE) (CELL PHONE CHIMES TWICE) - This is my second wedding I booked today that's cancelled. - This is my second wedding I booked today that's cancelled. (CELL PHONE CHIMES TWICE) - Strike three? - Yeah. And I know who's pitching. And I know who's pitching. You sandbagged me on those weddings. - If you were getting married, wouldn't you want the best deal possible? - If you were getting married, wouldn't you want the best deal possible? - I am getting married. And I would never give you my business. - I am getting married. And I would never give you my business. - Lucky for me, all your customers did. - Lucky for me, all your customers did. - You know that flower war you didn't want? Well, you just got it. - You know that flower war you didn't want? Well, you just got it. - You know that flower war you didn't want? Well, you just got it. (LIGHT MUSIC) - This trick requires three things: a lemon, which I have, a knife, which I also have, - This trick requires three things: a lemon, which I have, a knife, which I also have, - This trick requires three things: a lemon, which I have, a knife, which I also have, and a ring, which I don't have. and a ring, which I don't have. - Hm! - Is there anybody in the audience who has a ring and a sense of adventure? - Is there anybody in the audience who has a ring and a sense of adventure? - I can help you out. - Well, let's give a round of applause and get her up here. - I can help you out. - Well, let's give a round of applause and get her up here. - I can help you out. - Well, let's give a round of applause and get her up here. (CLAPPING) - What's your name? - Cassie. - Where are you from, Cassie? - Right here. - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, - Well, right here is where you are about to witness the unthinkable, the amazing, the classic Lemon Twist. the classic Lemon Twist. And before I borrow your ring, I'm gonna take this lemon and place it on this table. And before I borrow your ring, I'm gonna take this lemon and place it on this table. And before I borrow your ring, I'm gonna take this lemon and place it on this table. - OK. - I'm going to take this knife, and I'm gonna hand it over to you in exchange for that beautiful ring. and I'm gonna hand it over to you in exchange for that beautiful ring. and I'm gonna hand it over to you in exchange for that beautiful ring. - All right. - All right. Well, that is quite a ring. - (CHUCKLES) I have quite a husband. Well, that is quite a ring. - (CHUCKLES) I have quite a husband. - How would your husband feel if this ring... - How would your husband feel if this ring... just disappeared? - (LAUGHS) I guess it depends on what happens next. - (LAUGHS) I guess it depends on what happens next. - Well, I'm gonna ask you to grab that lemon and toss it to me. - Mm-hm. - Well, I'm gonna ask you to grab that lemon and toss it to me. - Mm-hm. - And I'm gonna ask you to carefully open that knife and hand it over. - And I'm gonna ask you to carefully open that knife and hand it over. - And I'm gonna ask you to carefully open that knife and hand it over. Thank you. - Hmm. - And this... Thank you. - Hmm. - And this... is where the magic happens. is where the magic happens. OK... Give it a twist. (LAUGHS) I did it! - Ah. - Yes, you did! (LAUGHS) Wow. (LAUGHS) (TENSE MUSIC) - (SIGHS) What if it's not in here? - Then we're no worse off than we were before. - (SIGHS) What if it's not in here? - Then we're no worse off than we were before. - (SIGHS) What if it's not in here? - Then we're no worse off than we were before. - (GRUNTS) These look like they're from Flower Universe. These look like they're from Flower Universe. - READS: 'My darling Patience, - READS: 'My darling Patience, these flowers are from the village where I have sought refuge from the war. these flowers are from the village where I have sought refuge from the war. 'Soon, I shall begin my journey back to Middleton 'Soon, I shall begin my journey back to Middleton 'with hopes that one day I can share the beauty of Tuscany with you. Love, William.' 'with hopes that one day I can share the beauty of Tuscany with you. Love, William.' 'with hopes that one day I can share the beauty of Tuscany with you. Love, William.' - William Spry. - I guess when he ran off she took the amulet with her. - I guess when he ran off she took the amulet with her. - And I guess we're no worse off than we were before. - And I guess we're no worse off than we were before. - And I guess we're no worse off than we were before. - (SIGHS) Thank you very much. (SCOFFS) - (SIGHS) Thank you very much. (SCOFFS) - Hey. - Hey! What are you doing here? - Hey. - Hey! What are you doing here? - I work here. What are you doing here? - (SIGHS) Back handspring gone wrong. - Oh. - (SIGHS) Back handspring gone wrong. - Oh. - Wait. You work here? - Uh... Grant offered me my job back. - Wait. You work here? - Uh... Grant offered me my job back. - Wait. You work here? - Uh... Grant offered me my job back. - And you took it? - I did. - What about the church? - Well, I can minister to a lot more people here than an empty church. - What about the church? - Well, I can minister to a lot more people here than an empty church. - What about the church? - Well, I can minister to a lot more people here than an empty church. - Huh. Sounds like you took the safe route. - Huh. Sounds like you took the safe route. - You think so? - Ha-ha! I should know. I'm the queen of the safe route. - You think so? - Ha-ha! I should know. I'm the queen of the safe route. Until today, I hadn't done one thing on this list. Until today, I hadn't done one thing on this list. Until today, I hadn't done one thing on this list. - READS: 'Ride a motorcycle, 'bungee-jump...' Ooh... 'Get married on a boat.' Well, good thing we broke up because I get seasick. Well, good thing we broke up because I get seasick. - Aah... You know, I almost broke my wrist, but I feel liberated. - Aah... You know, I almost broke my wrist, but I feel liberated. - Aah... You know, I almost broke my wrist, but I feel liberated. - So you're gonna keep going and complete this list that you made when you were... - So you're gonna keep going and complete this list that you made when you were... - 14. - 14. OK... Well, maybe you should think about focusing on the goals you have now. - Maybe you should too. Well, maybe you should think about focusing on the goals you have now. - Maybe you should too. Well, maybe you should think about focusing on the goals you have now. - Maybe you should too. Well, maybe you should think about focusing on the goals you have now. - Maybe you should too. - (BARKS) - Klondike! Hey, hey, buddy! - (WHINES) - When he heard we were having our second first date, - (WHINES) - When he heard we were having our second first date, he insisted on being here. - I like his style. he insisted on being here. - I like his style. - Well, you're gonna like my style even more. - Well, you're gonna like my style even more. Homemade vegetable lasagne, minus the mushrooms, and a bottle of Chianti. Homemade vegetable lasagne, minus the mushrooms, and a bottle of Chianti. Homemade vegetable lasagne, minus the mushrooms, and a bottle of Chianti. - Aw... My favourite. - Is lasagne your favourite? I had no idea, this being our first date and all. - Is lasagne your favourite? I had no idea, this being our first date and all. - Oh, right. And what's your favourite dish... Dominic, is it? - Oh, right. And what's your favourite dish... Dominic, is it? - I'm a sushi man, minus the sesame seeds. - I'm a sushi man, minus the sesame seeds. - I'll be sure to remember that, in case you get a second date. - I'll be sure to remember that, in case you get a second date. - Oh, I'll get a second... second date. - Oh, I'll get a second... second date. - (CLINK!) - To getting to know each other. - (CLINK!) - To getting to know each other. - Something you should know about me. - Something you should know about me. I'm a planner. - You're a planner? Since when? I'm a planner. - You're a planner? Since when? - Since I bought a wedding dress. I hope you don't think I'm moving too fast. - Since I bought a wedding dress. I hope you don't think I'm moving too fast. - Since I bought a wedding dress. I hope you don't think I'm moving too fast. - Every man's first-date nightmare. - Every man's first-date nightmare. Hey, whoa! I'm not supposed to see that! - Or what? We'll be cursed? Hey, whoa! I'm not supposed to see that! - Or what? We'll be cursed? Hey, whoa! I'm not supposed to see that! - Or what? We'll be cursed? We get to do this our way. - I thought our way was a long engagement. We get to do this our way. - I thought our way was a long engagement. We get to do this our way. - I thought our way was a long engagement. - I thought so too, but the longer I'm engaged to you, the more I wanna be married to you. - I thought so too, but the longer I'm engaged to you, the more I wanna be married to you. - I thought so too, but the longer I'm engaged to you, the more I wanna be married to you. - I love the dress. And I love you. - Who says 'I love you' on the first date? And I love you. - Who says 'I love you' on the first date? And I love you. - Who says 'I love you' on the first date? - (BARKS) (BOTH CHUCKLE) - I'm glad I got to be here with you. - I'm glad I got to be here with you. You thinking about your grandpa? - He would've loved to see me do that trick. You thinking about your grandpa? - He would've loved to see me do that trick. You thinking about your grandpa? - He would've loved to see me do that trick. - I loved seeing you do it. - I loved seeing you do it. Just one question: how did you get the ring in the lemon? Just one question: how did you get the ring in the lemon? Just one question: how did you get the ring in the lemon? - Magic. - (CHUCKLES) - Ha-ha! - Mmm! - Ooh! - Welcome, everyone. I am so glad to see you all here today. - Welcome, everyone. I am so glad to see you all here today. - Welcome, everyone. I am so glad to see you all here today. It's inspiring for me. And I hope to inspire each of you. And I hope to inspire each of you. Hope is something we can rejoice in. Hope is something we can rejoice in. Hope gives us strength. But it also renews our strength in times of need. But it also renews our strength in times of need. Hope brings us peace and understanding, and our community can't thrive without it. Hope brings us peace and understanding, and our community can't thrive without it. Hope brings us peace and understanding, and our community can't thrive without it. You see, a tight-knit community happens when we share a sense of responsibility for each other. You see, a tight-knit community happens when we share a sense of responsibility for each other. You see, a tight-knit community happens when we share a sense of responsibility for each other. You see, a tight-knit community happens when we share a sense of responsibility for each other. Scripture tells us that we are better together than we are alone. Scripture tells us that we are better together than we are alone. Scripture tells us that we are better together than we are alone. (GENTLE MUSIC) - You look cute when you're deep in thought. - Hey! - You look cute when you're deep in thought. - Hey! - You look cute when you're deep in thought. - Hey! This better be for me. - Depends. How long will it take you to say thank you? This better be for me. - Depends. How long will it take you to say thank you? This better be for me. - Depends. How long will it take you to say thank you? - Oh, well, not as long as it took you. - Oh, well, not as long as it took you. - (SIGHS) I'm sorry, I... I should've called right away. - (SIGHS) I'm sorry, I... I should've called right away. - I made up a lot of reasons why you didn't. - I made up a lot of reasons why you didn't. - Like... yellow roses meant that you just wanted to be friends? - Is that what you thought? - Like... yellow roses meant that you just wanted to be friends? - Is that what you thought? - Like... yellow roses meant that you just wanted to be friends? - Is that what you thought? - It's more what I told myself. (SIGHS) - It's more what I told myself. (SIGHS) I wasn't expecting to feel this way about you. - I wasn't either. I wasn't expecting to feel this way about you. - I wasn't either. I wasn't expecting to feel this way about you. - I wasn't either. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Should I open the card? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Should I open the card? - Not actually a card, but go for it. - Not actually a card, but go for it. - Aw! (LAUGHS) I love it. And... I have the perfect place for it. And... I have the perfect place for it. (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) - Should I be flattered or... - Oh no, uh, definitely flattered. But I get it. - Should I be flattered or... - Oh no, uh, definitely flattered. But I get it. - Should I be flattered or... - Oh no, uh, definitely flattered. But I get it. As far as vision boards go, this one's a little... As far as vision boards go, this one's a little... - Confusing. - (CHUCKLES) - Confusing. - (CHUCKLES) - Well, you certainly have a different perspective, which is one of the reasons I like you. - Well, you certainly have a different perspective, which is one of the reasons I like you. - Well, you certainly have a different perspective, which is one of the reasons I like you. - Well, you certainly have a different perspective, which is one of the reasons I like you. - Hey, what are you doing right now? Do you wanna hang out? - Hey, what are you doing right now? Do you wanna hang out? - (SIGHS) I wish I could. I have to get to work. - (SIGHS) I wish I could. I have to get to work. I'll call you tomorrow. (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) - Well, I guess you were worried for nothing. - Who was worried? - Well, I guess you were worried for nothing. - Who was worried? - Mm-hm... Aw, cute picture! - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, but now this vision board's even more confusing. Aw, cute picture! - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, but now this vision board's even more confusing. Aw, cute picture! - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, but now this vision board's even more confusing. Aw, cute picture! - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, but now this vision board's even more confusing. - (SIGHS) Well, that is one perspective. - (SIGHS) Well, that is one perspective. - Why don't we try a different perspective? - Why don't we try a different perspective? (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 'Beware... 'the... 'zenith... 'of the... 'red-haloed moon'. Captions by Able. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air.
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